Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 28 - Episode 24 - full transcript

It's a new week in the Love Island villa. The Islanders have been tested and it looks like there's no let up as the drama continues in paradise. Toby and Hugo's friendship is still on the rocks...and another couple leaves the villa.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Previously...
on Love Island...

'There was tough talking...'

# The mirror can't look me
In my eyes, no way... #

Chloe was left standing there,
feeling this big.

My blood's boiling more and more.

Twat.

I don't care for what
you have to say. You're awful.

'..and someone popped the question.'

I feel like I've found the one,

so I'm asking you,
will you be my girlfriend?

'Tonight...



'..the results of your votes...

'..means one couple...

'..must leave the villa.'

The couples with the fewest votes

risk being dumped
from the island tonight.

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'Jake's just asked Liberty
to be his girlfriend,

'and to demonstrate his love,
he's given her a magnetic bracelet.

'So not only has Liberty
found the man of her dreams,

'the next time she drops her keys
down the sofa, she's sorted.'

# I don't wanna let go, let go

# Cos I've been trying to hold on
For too long

# I feel like
I'm lost without a trace



# Take my heart and run away

# She said I've been looking for
A lasting lover... #

Hello, boyfriend.

Do you want to sit
next to your girlfriend?

That's all right.
I can't believe it. Do it again.

BRACELETS CLICK

Aw!

Oh, my gosh!

Like yin and yang,
but we're both yin.

Aw! Can you just, like, sit here?

FAYE: Right next to your girlfriend.
KAZ: Yeah.

Oh, my God, my girlfriend.
Do you know what?

You're gonna have to change
your Facebook status.

It's mad, innit? Just mental, like.
I've got a girlfriend.

It's beautiful, man.
I've got a boyfriend. I know.

I haven't even got the words to say,
cos I'm just, like, so...

like, wow, like,
what's just happened?!

I wanna do it all over again,
but I'm just, like, what's happened?

Like, it's just so insane.

Wow. I can't believe it.

It makes you feel like
all warm and fuzzy inside.

Yeah.
It does, it does.

It feels like the love
has spread to you as well.

Yeah, man. What is happening there
has just spread around everywhere.

That makes it worth the risk, man,
of being hurt, of being...

Vulnerable.
..a bad person, trying things.

It's all worth it to find that.
Yeah, no, of course.

It just shows how special
making someone a girlfriend,

even saying "I love you"
is special.

You only get to sort of say it once,

and then popping
that all-important question...

Yeah, it gives me the shivers,

but it was so beautiful
to live in that moment.

'Abigail is not just
a skilled tattoo artist,

'she is also a semi-professional
Floor Is Lava player.

'Now that is a lady
at the top of her game.'

ABIGAIL SQUEALS

TOBY: Oh!
ABIGAIL: Are you happy?

I'm so happy.
Amazing.

Yeah...
HE LAUGHS

Abi... Don't do...
Don't do that, you!

Why?!
Don't do that, you!

Why?
Don't give me the eyes.

Don't... You know what you're doing.
How dare...

How dare you!
Don't give me the eyes.

I know.
I told you, we're going...

Look, come back here.

I really don't know what you...

Look... you know I wanna kiss you.

You know I wanna...
Look! Look at you.

Don't act all innocent.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Don't act all innocent.
I'm shocked!

Don't act all innocent.

What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?

Mm-hm.
Don't give me questions like that!

Don't give me questions like that.

Abi's so down to earth.

I feel like I can chat to her,

and me and Chloe moved very fast,
very quickly,

and now I think it's better
to take it slow,

because I do care about Chloe
as well,

and her emotions in this scenario.

Go on, then. Go!
Don't do that...

Go!
What?

After you.
After you. Ladies first.

All right, fine, OK.
Yeah. OK.

Whatever.

Substance.

Mm-hm.
Huh?

Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.

SHE LAUGHS

'Hugo is wondering if maybe,
just maybe,

'he could have dealt
with one relationship in the villa

'a bit better.

'Sharon, AJ and Georgia,
don't get your hopes up -

'I'm talking about Toby.'

Tonight is about Jake and Lib,
isn't it?

I don't wanna bring any drama
in for that.

Of course not.
Yeah, course, it'd kill the vibe.

Yeah, but it's one of those things

where obviously we don't want
a massive divide, and...

Hugo. You wanna have a chat, mate?
Yes, boy, I do.

Fire pit?
Yeah, mate, fire pit,

where it all began.

Yeah, hopefully that goes well, man.

Just give me what you...
Give me everything, like...

For me, family, brothers,

they call each other out
when they're in the wrong.

Yeah, 100%.

And for me,
I think you're in the wrong.

You could have done that privately.

You tried to embarrass me
in the sense that

you thought that
you was teaching me a lesson.

You went about it the wrong way,
and I would never do that to you.

I thought of you as a bigger man,

and I respected you so much
since being here.

Oh, mate,
we're not going to agree on this,

and we're never gonna
see eye to eye,

but I can only try and make you
understand where I'm coming from,

like, I'm trying to understand
where you're coming from as well.

I feel betrayed.
Yep.

Massively.

Like, damn, you know I was
struggling with this decision,

it's, like, really?

You're acting like
I went out of my way

and purposefully wanted
to hurt the girl.

I'm not sorry.
I don't regret it,

and I'd do it again for anyone
that I was really close to,

but really do hope that,
don't take this the wrong way,

that Abigail isn't the next person
to not be led down this track,

but for this situation
to happen again.

I'm just trying to find love

and the way I'm gonna do it
is trying to find love...

Like a bull in a china shop, mate.

You've got to think about
other people's feelings, as well.

I make mistakes and I have
to live with the mistakes.

You don't have to live
with the mistakes,

so you need to focus on yourself,
and I need to focus on myself.

Yeah, for sure.
And I think you should be having...

You can have your judgements,

but your opinion doesn't really
matter to me any more.

You know, one day you might think,
"I needed that",

and you're not gonna think it now,
you just huff and puff,

and I think you understand
where I'm coming from.

And I understand
where you're coming from, so...

Cool. All right, mate.
Sweet.

I keep saying I'm learning
and I'm making mistakes,

but how much do you gotta learn?

How many mistakes
have you got to make?

I need to almost pull my finger out

and understand where my head
is at and what I want.

'Looking at Hugo right now,
one phrase comes to mind,

' "That's a tough cookie."

'It's his own fault
for leaving the packet open,

'you should have seen them
nicking the Garibaldis.'

How are you, gorgeous?

I'm actually really good.
Yeah? Yeah.

That's good.
How's yours at?

We're just gonna have to
agree to disagree... Really?

..and we've agreed
to be amicable, but...

He just does not like
being in the wrong, but...

Just hope he's happy with himself.
I've got you, Babe. I know.

He's lost a little stunner.
Ah! Love you, Hugo.

Hugo shouldn't put keep
putting himself out there.

He doesn't need to.

If people don't respect
that he's a nice boy,

like, he's not a malicious person.

He didn't do it out of malice,

he did it out of, like,
looking after me.

If people can't see that,
then, you know, fuck 'em.

# Someone tell the author

# What I really think of her

# Cos I'm afraid that
All my unprecedented thoughts

# Won't lead anywhere... #

And what are you saying?
Whatever you're saying!

I'm sensing a thing
between you and Kazalina.

I'm saying whatever you're saying.

Hey, girlfriend. How are you?
Literally.

Literally! Literally!
Quite literally, girlfriend.

Now you've become her boyfriend
you're such a wanker.

Yeah. Do you know what,
you're just jealous,

cos you ain't got a girlfriend.

HE LAUGHS

# I don't wanna stay here

# I wanna be in your arms by the sea

# Studying your freckles curiously

# Focused on your eyes
So delicately... #

CHEERING ON PHONE

Did you see how
I started celebrating early?

I got so excited, mate.

That's my name!

# So, I don't wanna stay here

# I wanna be in your arms by the sea

# Studying your freckles curiously

# Focused on your eyes
So delicately... #

You're my little darling now.
You're my missus.

Goodnight, the happy couple.

Thank you for all your help
on a big night, thank you.

# I don't wanna stay here

# I wanna be in your arms by the sea

# Studying your freckles curiously

# Focused on your eyes
So delicately. #

'Still to come...

'it's Sports Day.'

Winners win, losers lose.
The game's the game.

I know you like
playing the game, boy.

LAUGHTER

'These islanders aren't
the sharpest tools in the box.

'They said to me,
"It's really bright in the morning."

'So I said, "Have you thought
about using the shades?" '

# You've got my attention... #

'They're idiots.'

# You keep me wanting
More and more... #

Wakey, wakey.
Good morning, islanders.

Morning, Toby.

Take and learn. Coupleville.
My man Ted.

Why have you got so much energy
this morning?

FAYE: Yeah, what's wrong with you?

Why can't you be
quiet and miserable?

# What you said to me last night
Goes round my head like... #

How does it feel to wake up
as boyfriend and girlfriend?

Feels, er...

LIBERTY: Er...

Yeah, I'm speechless.
KAZ: Aw!

HUGO: I never thought
I'd see the day, mate. Nor did I!

I've got a fucking girlfriend.
A girlfriend!

# I know what I need in love
But the way you look at me

# Is changing my mind... #

How are you feeling?

# What you said to me last night
Goes round my head like... #

Ted.
Ted!

What you sayin', Ted?
Ted!

We know you like to stay quiet.
Get with the programme, Ted.

Guess what, Match Of The Day
is just about to kick off.

LAUGHTER

So, we made a little tent,
we had a nice little tent.

You made a tent last night?
I just wanna hear the highlights.

I just wanna hear the highlights.
Gary's waiting.

I want Lineker to take it home.
No goals, guys.

What was your tent made out of?
What was the pole? My hand.

LAUGHTER

Any other NVQs, Libs?
Newly girlfriend?

Graduated?

Fuck off.
LIBERTY: I haven't graduated.

I might have got an NVQ2, however.

But I'm not graduating
any further than that.

ALL: Whoo!

Yes, Lib!

Girlfriend vibes.
It's good. Girlfriend vibes.

First night together in the bed
as boyfriend and girlfriend...

I was hot, sweaty.

It was a great lead.

But Lib, yeah...

She won, 2-0.
She kept the ball very well.

Couldn't really get near her,
do you know what I mean?

She killed it.

She killed it. Her possession...

She had two opportunities
and scored both of them.

Tyler!

I did not score any goals
last night.

Were you playing on the pitch,
or just enjoying your time, or...?

Tell me, what's the craic?

I'm lacing up my boots,
do you know what I mean?

He's getting ready.
He's having a little warm-up.

I'm getting ready,
I'm on the sidelines.

I'm just waiting for
Coach to put me in the game.

Yeah, nice.
I'm getting warm, man.

LAUGHTER

And what about you, Abi?

Mine was just PG.
It was fine, it was nice.

But nothing to report.

Entry-level, no?

Little cuddle?
No, taking it nice and slow.

Hugo, did you score last night,
mate?

No. I don't even think I like sport
any more, mate.

LAUGHTER

'Well, this is awkward, Hugo,
cos today's challenge

'is literally Sports Day,
and because he's a PE teacher,

'we put Hugo in charge,

'which means he's mostly
standing on the sidelines

'telling everyone else what to do.

'Much like the last three weeks,
then.'

WHISTLE BLOWS
'It's the Green Team...'

ALL: We're green, we're mean,
we are the winning team!

'..versus the Pinks.'

ALL: We're pink, we win,
the Green Team stink!

Good afternoon, Love Island class!
Mr Hammond here,

and welcome to Sports Day!

CHEERING

First up,
we have an old-school classic.

We have our egg-and-spoon race.
On your marks, set...

WHISTLE BLOWS
Go, go, go!

A good start for the Greens!
Great work, Tobes!

Egg-and-spoon race, ea-sy!

Go on, Ty! Go on, Ty!

Yes, Faye! Go, Chlo!
Look at that composure.

Egg-and-spoon race. I've got a very
steady hand, I'll have you know.

Go on, the Pinks, go on, the Greens!

Go!

Some of the girls were walking,
but I gave it a little jog.

Go!

Oh, oh, oh!

Go, Cinda!

SHE SCREAMS
Ah!

Honestly, it's really hard.
It's not as easy as it looks.

Go, go, go!

It's quite scary.

All the way, all the way!
Go, go, go!

Yes, Liam! Yes, Liam!
Go on, Ted!

All the way, all the way!

I ended up sort of slowing the team
down, I think.

Bring it round!

Shit!

I came up against Liam. He started
running, and I was like, "Running?!"

LAUGHTER

CHEERING

It's time for race two,
and we have our three-legged race.

CHEERING

On your marks, set...

WHISTLE BLOWS
Go, go, go!

Touch it!

Me and Kaz, we're in sync!
We were gonna win!

CHEERING

Oh, my days!

Aaron was trying
to low-key break my ankle.

LAUGHTER

Me and Millie couldn't...
We couldn't keep up

with Toby and Jake.
That was a struggle!

Me and Jake,
we just smashed that out!

CHEERING

# Championes, championes
Ole, ole, ole. #

It is one round all.
It's now time for the sack race.

CHEERING

So, we are gonna have
seven individual rounds.

So there will be a winner.

Up first, we have Liam versus Jake!
JAKE LAUGHS

Ready? On your marks, set...
WHISTLE BLOWS

Go, go, go!
CHEERING

Go on, Liam, touch it, touch it!
'He didn't hold the sack.'

If I knew that,

I would have tied it round my ankles
and bounced like a bunny rabbit.

CHEERING
Oh!

There was a lot of cheating
going on in there!

I tried to stay neutral

and do my job as Mr Hammond
as best I can.

Right, Cinda, Faye, are we ready?
Yeah! Got this in the bag!

You're IN the bag,
you've not GOT this in the bag.

Three, two, one!
WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING AND SCREAMING

Make sure you touch it, touch it!
Go, go, go!

CHEERING AND SCREAMING

I think I did
the worst out of everyone!

'Sorry, Lucinda,
we both knew the score.'

We knew that
you were gonna be sacked off.

Teddy, Aaron, on your marks, set...
WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING

I slipped over
when I got to the thing. Oh, mate!

I was looking back, and I was like,
"Yeah, smashed it."

CHEERING

Oh, Teddy blew me out!

Libby, Mills, three, two, one!
WHISTLE BLOWS

SCREAMING

Oh! Woman down!

I thought, "It's now or never.
I've got to take a leap of faith."

LAUGHTER

And I just leapt into the air
and face-planted the beanbag.

Right, Mills, Lib,
the winners of that round...

are the Green Team!

CHEERING
Well done!

I was fuming. I hate losing.

Kaz, Tyler, this is a big one.

You're going down, baby.

If I lose this, you lose me,
so don't win.

ALL: Ooh!

Think about it!

On your marks, set...
WHISTLE BLOWS

Go, go, go!

SHE SCREAMS

She just fell and hit the deck,
and I was thinking, "Oh, man!"

I fell over, the man looked back
and was like, "Ha!"

And carried on!

CHEERING

No, you're sleeping in
the doghouse, babe. No. No!

She said I'm in the doghouse, so...

Make him sweat a little bit,
but then, like,

I don't want him in the doghouse,
cos I want to cuddle him.

'It's Hugo's turn in the sack race,

'so Jake's taking over
hosting duties.'

Right, Pink Team,
are you ready to cheer Hugo on?

ALL: Yeah!

Green Team,
are you ready to cheer Toby on?

CHEERING

I like it. Winners win, losers lose.
The game's the game.

I know you like playing the game,
boy.

ALL: Ooh!

And what do we say...?
What do we say to that?

Right, you ready, guys?
Three, two, one...

WHISTLE BLOWS

Go on, Tobes, go on, Tobes!
Hold the bag, come on, Tobes!

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

Winners win! Let's go!

'There was no competition there.'

It was finished
before it even began.

Chlo, Abi, are you ready?
Yeah. Yeah.

I hope I win, but...
You are going down.

LAUGHTER

Ooh!
I'm joking, guys, I'm joking.

I know everyone's
all right with it now.

Three, two, one...
WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING
Go, go, go, go, go, Abi!

SHE SCREAMS

CHEERING

Yes, yes, yes!

SHE SCREAMS

I'm, in a way, kinda glad she won,
though, so...

now we're even!

I gave you my man,
and I gave you a thrashing.

I loved it!
Winners win and losers lose.

Right, class. It's my absolute
pleasure to announce the winners.

One team scored six,
and the winning team scored seven.

The winners are the...

Pink Team!
CHEERING

THEY CHANT: Easy, easy, easy!

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

# Championes, championes
Ole, ole, ole... #

'Coming up...'

TEXT ALERT
Oh, my God, don't.

'..get ready for a dumping.'

This bloody fire pit hates me.

IAIN STIRLING: 'I enjoyed watching
the Green Team in our sports day.

'Basically, I just love
seeing British athletes losing,

'which reminds me...

'what time does the Olympics
coverage start tonight?'

# Really wanna call ya,
Yeah, yeah

# But if I called you up

# Would that be wrong...? #

That little bird's always around,
in't he?

# Yeah, yeah... #

Cinds, if Aaron asked you
to be his girlfriend,

would you want it to be,
like, low-key?

Dunno.
He might surprise us.

You know what I've realised
about Aaron?

I learn more about him
every single day.

# I can't help but think about ya
And the way that it was

# I wish I could let go... #

One, two, three...

Take-off!
LAUGHTER

The zip's itching
my butt crack a bit.

# Been way too long, oh
Since you've been gone

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# It's been way too long
Oh, oh, oh, oh... #

All the best to all the new couples
blossoming together.

Aw!
ALL: Cheers!

# It's been way too long

# Been way too long
Since you've been gone

# It's been way too long. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Toby's a man with regrets.

'He lied to Kaz,
he treated Chloe badly,

'and most of all, this morning,
after he went for a swim,

'he forgot to clean out his ears!'

Gonna go now?

HE SIGHS
Get it over and done with?

My head's going, but my legs
just aren't moving, Millie.

My legs aren't moving.

I'm scared!

Don't be scared, don't be scared.

Millie, Millie!
Oh, Tobe!

Don't make me feel bad for you.

Do you want me to walk down with
you, so then I'll sit with them,

and then...?

Oh, you know what? Yeah.
Yeah? Come, then.

That'll be sick. Come, then.
That'll be sick. That'll be sick.

That'll be sick.

It's gonna be over and done with
in a minute. Yeah?

Ah, yeah, it is.
You've got it.

Hopefully, yeah.
Hey, gang. Hey, gang.

Chloe, can we go for a chat, please?
Yeah, sure thing.

Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm good. How you doing?

Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah, pretty sweet.

HE EXHALES SHARPLY
Why are you stressed?

It's like a nerve...
It's nerve-racking, man.

Oh, nervous?
I don't like feeling this way.

Don't be nervous.
I don't like feeling this way.

Hopefully, the conversation
goes well.

OK, so, first of all...

I'm sorry. Yeah.
I'm sorry how I made you feel.

And I'm sorry about the situation
that happened here. Yeah.

And I'm sorry about, like...

Obviously, my head was scrambled,
and I didn't know what I was doing.

I'm sorry I made you feel that way.
Yeah. So...

I never wanted
to make you feel that way.

And that's the last thing
I wanted to do. OK.

And then, obviously,
I didn't tell you how I felt...

Yeah.
..and I'm sorry for that as well.

Moving forward,
I was just wondering...

Because, obviously,
it's between me and you...

Yeah. ..but it's, like,
everyone as well...

It's just so long.
Like, I don't like drama situations.

I was really hurt,
cos I did really like you.

I know...
Obviously, the situation was shit,

but now I can see, like,
yeah, we weren't right.

Obviously, you've got, like,
a good connection with Abi.

I think everyone can see it.
Yeah.

I just really don't rate
what you did. Yeah.

I just kind of hope, like,
you know where you went wrong.

Yeah.
But I don't need to tell you that.

I feel like you realise that.
Yeah.

Honestly, like, no hard feelings.
Yeah.

I just think you're a prick.

So, you think I'm a prick? So...

I'm winding you up.

Toby, like, I'm over it.

Like, we clearly weren't compatible.
Yeah.

Really don't like how you made me
feel, but I feel like you know that.

I feel like
I'm kind of just drawing it out.

Being deceived...
Obviously, if you annoy me,

then I just won't talk to you again.
SHE CHUCKLES

Thank you, Chloe.
That's OK, honey.

Are you OK?

Good chat.
Good chat.

You can crack on...
Aww!

THEY WHOOP AND CHEER

I'm happy
that we've aired everything,

and that we can move on from this
and move forward.

That's just the best possible
scenario that could've happened.

'Aaron wants Hugo to crack on
with Chloe, which is a shame,

'because personally, I'm really
enjoying having Chloe on the show.'

I mean, I'm sure you already know
what I'm going to suggest.

I think I do! But I was just
thinking, obviously...

The fire pit movements were mad.
Mad. Fair play. Loved them.

But then you didn't
do nothing after.

HUGO LAUGHS

I mean, you could go through
the next four weeks

making subtle little moves
and not fully saying anything.

Or you can just go to her
and be like,

"Yo, look,
would you want to give it a go?"

She can obviously say yes or no.

That either shuts the book
or opens the book. Yeah.

And then you move from there.
But then the consequence...

Of what?
Of the question.

It won't ruin your friendship.
No way.

Cos if she says no, just be like,
"Cool. Friends it is."

Yeah, I get
where you're coming from,

and it is probably a conversation
that needs to be had at some point.

But it's just figuring out
when or how. Of course.

Honestly, in this place, you have
to be brave, you have to be bold,

you have to take risks.

And Hugo isn't the type of guy
that does take risks.

So I feel like, sometimes,

I've just gotta give him
a little, little nudge.

And I'm hoping - I'm hoping -

that I did give him a big enough
nudge and he just goes for it.

'Chloe suspects Hugo might be
about to crack on with her,

'so she's sensibly
tying up all her loose ends

'before she has to leave the villa.

'First up,
clear the air with Abigail.'

I basically just thought -
I know we've chatted so many times.

I just want to make sure, like,
that you know

I don't feel a terrible way
about you, or, like, Toby. Yeah.

It was more just how the situation
was handled, and, like...

We're fucking all in this villa
together.

I don't want you guys to feel like

you have to go and sit
somewhere else, or be careful of me.

Like, I'm a big woman. If you
wanna sit and snog, sit and snog.

THEY LAUGH

I don't want you to feel, like,
any type of way at all.

I'm, like, so cool. I'm here for it.
I'm like, "Please!"

I feel like he's learned enough
here, now, to treat you fab.

So you're in for a right treat!
But, yeah.

It's always gonna be awkward,
isn't it? Those sort of situations.

But it was just a really nice
conversation for me,

to feel even more comfortable
in my living situation,

knowing that
she wasn't low-key hurting

or being a bit, like,
upset about the situation.

So I was just so relieved
and so happy.

'I've given Lucinda
front-row tickets

'to all my stand-up gigs this year,

'cos that girl will laugh her
head off at the weakest material.

'Don't believe me?
Aaron, do your feelings joke.'

Look, obviously...

I never really open up
about my feelings or anything.

LUCINDA LAUGHS

Usually I just kind of assume
the girl knows how I'm feeling.

And, like, obviously...

Obviously, we had a rough start.
We did.

Took a little while to get into it.
Yeah.

But I guess we got there in the end.
We're here! We're here.

And neither of us knew what it was
gonna be like when it started.

No. But it's been wicked.
It has.

It's been much, much better
than I expected.

You're so cute.
I like you. I like you.

And I don't usually tell people
this quickly. Do you not?

No, usually I just say, like,
"Yeah, I'm a fan."

That's kinda the best
you'll get from me. "I'm a fan"?!

I'm a fan, yeah.
I got "I'm a fan" earlier.

Oh, yeah, yeah, but that was just
me trying to hold back, innit?

I like you.

# A whirlwind and a flirt

# The world's worst introvert

# I don't know who
We thought we were. #

'If you look up the phrase
"tempting fate" in the dictionary,

'you'll see a picture of Kaz sat on
a swing seat, talking... well, now.'

Everyone's back to being a big,
dysfunctional happy family again.

All the drama's just gone... whoosh.

TEXT ALERT
Oh. Oh, my God. Don't.

Is that your phone?
LIBERTY GASPS

I got a text!

"Islanders, please can you gather
around the fire pit immediately."

Here we go again.

See you later, gang.
Shit.

Aw, fucking hell.
Here we go.

At least it WAS going nice.

This bloody fire pit hates me.

# If it was worth the wait

# Where do we go from here? #

TEXT ALERT

"Islanders, the viewers have been
voting for their favourite couple.

"The couples with the fewest votes

"risk being dumped from the island
tonight."

MUSIC: 'All Eyes On Us'
by 7kingZ

TEXT ALERT

"Abigail and Tyler,
as the newest Islanders,

"you are not included in the vote.

"Therefore, you and your partners,
Toby and Kaz, are safe."

TEXT ALERT

"In no particular order, the couples
saved by the public are..."

TEXT ALERT

"Millie and Liam."

CLAPPING

MUSIC CONTINUES

TEXT ALERT

"Liberty and Jake."

APPLAUSE

I've got lipstick on you.

MUSIC: 'Change On The Rise'
by Avi Kaplan

IAIN: 'There are four couples safe,
leaving Faye and Teddy,

'Chloe and Hugo

'and Lucinda and Aaron
still at risk.'

# Mm, mm, mmm...
Ooh, ooh

# Mm... #

TEXT ALERT

# I feel a change on the
I feel a change on the rise

# Headed up, down the river

# Oh, Lord, I feel the revelling

# I feel a change on the rise... #

"Chloe and Hugo".

# I feel a change on the rise... #

APPLAUSE

Oh, my God.

TEXT ALERT

"Faye and Teddy, Lucinda and Aaron,

"you have received the fewest votes
from the public.

"However, only one couple
will leave the villa tonight."

TEXT ALERT
Fuck.

"The couple that received
the fewest votes

"and therefore dumped
from the island is..."

# I'm still fighting for it

# I guess I got a bounty
On my head now

# But I don't even take it
Like a threat now... #

TEXT ALERT

IAIN STIRLING: 'Last night,
the Islanders found out

'that you've been voting
for your favourite couples.

'Faye and Teddy
and Lucinda and Aaron

'are in the bottom two.

'The couple with the fewest votes
will be dumped from the villa.'

TEXT ALERT
Fuck.

"The couple that received
the fewest votes,

"and therefore
are dumped from the island, is..."

TEXT ALERT

"Lucinda and Aaron".

Come here.

I love you so much.

SOBBING

Come here, Cind,
come here, beautiful.

Come here, brother.

# Don't wanna be
A broken heartbreaker

# Just another sunset
See you later... #

I can't believe I'll wake up
and I'm not gonna go,

"Morning, Mills. Morning, Chloe."

Cinds is my number one girl.

I thought me and her would
continue this journey together.

And unfortunately,
that's been taken away.

Stop, right, stop.

Stop saying shit like that, then.

That's just shit, innit?

Aw! I'm gonna miss Aaron because...

Ah!

He was so protective over me.

He was one of my go-to people
about anything, anything.

Probably one of my first
proper, proper guy best friends

I've ever made in my entire
26 years of existence.

That's crazy.

# Never afraid of what would
Come round the bend

# Did you notice
When we ran out of time...? #

Look, you're waiting for ages
to find something,

and you're leaving together.
Yeah.

# See you later... #

I'm actually really happy
I'm gonna be with Aaron.

Yeah. Literally, Aftersun,
everything, I'm gonna be with him.

# Let's be broken heartbreakers. #

Honestly, it's been...
It's been wicked.

Will you be all right?

They'll send me another suitcase.
I need three.

I'm gonna cry.
Don't cry.

Mate, what a fucking honour it is
to meet you, mate.

Honestly, mate, I've never,
ever met anyone like you.

I just want you
to just have the best time.

We both love you so much.

This is, like, the best possible way
of us going.

Together.
Best possible way.

Jeez. Sorry about that, bruv.

It happens, mate, it happens.

It'll be sweet, man. It'll be sweet.

'Aaron was my best mate here.'

SHAKILY: And, oh, fuck.

I'm really gonna miss him.

It'll be fun.

Oh, Mills, don't cry.

Cheers, bruv.

I'll miss you.
I'll miss you both.

You smashed it.

Love you!

APPLAUSE

It's obviously disappointing
to leave the villa.

I feel like it's my family in there.
I've been in there from the start.

I'm happy to be leaving with Luce,

cos I can't imagine
leaving by myself.

Come on.

We've been coupled up now
for a couple of days,

so, yeah, early days,
but hopefully just the start.

It took a while, but I finally met
someone that I really liked

and am really
attracted to and, yeah,

I can't wait to see
what happens from here.

I just wanna do a little toast
for Cinds with her favourite saying,

life's too short!
Life's too short!

And Aaron! And Aaron!

Yeah, they were...
They were a lovely couple.

Mm-hm. Everything happens
for a reason, you know.

We've just gotta, like,
appreciate we're still here.

It's crazy, innit?
Mm.

But on the flipside,
we've gotta just... Yeah.

Have a cheers to the pair of us
still being here.

Yeah, cheers to...

Still being here
and appreciating every moment.

And being my boyfriend!
How weird is that!

And being my missus.
Yeah.

Still getting used to that. Cheers.
Cheers.

'Teddy's over the moon,

'cos not only did they survive
being in the bottom two,

'but Faye said she doesn't mind
holding the poo bags

'when they take his dog for a walk.'

I just... I just feel like
I've found someone that...

shit can just be good with,
if that makes sense.

Yeah, well,
I'm kinda happy I met you too.

TEDDY CHUCKLES

No, I'm glad
that I'm sharing this with you.

I'm so glad, to be fair.

I know I moan about you
quite a lot...

HE LAUGHS

And vice versa.

'It's been coming for a while, guys.
The moment has finally arrived.

'Cross your fingers,
cross your toes, cross everything,

'cos Mr Hugo Hammond
is about to make his move!

'Go on, my son!'

What is going on, honey?
HUGO LAUGHS

Why are you laughing?
Oh, God, right, so...

Me and Az, we were up to no good.

What were you up to?
Don't look at me like that!

What, you're being weird!
I know!

HUGO LAUGHS

Ah. So, basically,
we were talking about

kind of what I'm doing here now,
and, like, things like that,

and he's, like, "What's happening?
What are you doing?

"What's the plan"
And this and that. Yeah.

And he said, "What about Chloe?"
Right.

And I said...
And I said, "I don't know."

So...
Oh!

At the same time...
Here we go.

No, no, don't be like this,
don't be like this. Let me finish.

Yeah. Don't worry,
I'm not sticking on you,

relax, breathe, breathe, calm down.
Yeah.

But I've just got to double-check...
Yeah.

..that, cos obviously,
I know what your type is,

but as we know, this place is mad...
It drives me mad.

..and these conversations
eventually happen.

Yeah!
But you may as well do it sooner

to save everyone the hassle.
Yeah.

So... I just think
what we've been through,

and, like, where I'm at,
I just feel like, for me,

it wouldn't be romantic,
because of, like how close we are.

Yeah, yeah. And I wouldn't wanna
ruin that, and I just don't know

if there would be something,
and I don't wanna force it...

Definitely. ..cos if
it's not happened natural...

It's not worth the risk,
and if it hasn't happened by now,

it's probably not gonna happen,
is it?

Yeah, like,
I think if it was going to happen,

it would have happened naturally,
but, yeah.

OK. Right. Line's drawn.
OK, that's calm. Good.

No, look, I'm glad
we had that conversation anyway,

cos, like, you know
how much I fucking rate you.

Like, I hope you do.

Yeah, of course I do. Come here.
Yeah?

I literally love you
more than anything.

Good, right, let's go eat sweets.

'While Hugo comfort eats
a box of Celebrations -

'that's irony right there, people -

'Toby and Abigail
look back on an emotional day.'

TOBY SIGHS
Abi, Abi, Abi, Abi.

What's up, honey?

Today, obviously, with all this,

makes you, like...

Kinda makes you grateful, yeah,
but also makes you feel like...

what if, in that sense, like,

what if it was us
not taking the leap?

You're just... You're just smiling!
I'm listening!

Yeah, yeah. So it just, like,
makes you think, like...

you've just gotta live the day.

Gotta take it by the horns.
Just take it by the horns.

Just gotta take it by the horns,
so...

Stop it.
SHE LAUGHS

Stop it, you. Get off me!

The lips have locked.
Me and Abi have kissed.

Let's see where this goes.
Hopefully, we end up like Jiberty.

You kissed me!

SHE LAUGHS

I knew you would.

You knew it!

Fuck off!
THEY LAUGH

Ah...

I had a feeling.
You had a feeling?

"Like, do you want
to go for a chat?"

I was like, "Yeah"

THEY LAUGH

We had our first kiss.
Yeah, it was cute.

It was very short and sweet.

It was... It was a nice first kiss,
so I'm happy.

MUSIC: 'Believe'
by Anna Of The North

Are you OK? Yeah?

Gonna try and sleep well tonight.
Yeah.

Every time one person goes,
you feel it,

so the fact that
two people have gone...

It's nice knowing
they've got each other, though.

No, I'm happy that
they've left, yeah, together.

# It's so sad
That you're leaving... #

Very emotional night, guys.

Yeah. Aaron is gonna be,
literally, missed.

The best thing I'm gonna miss
about Aaron is being around him.

He just calms you down.
"You know what? Just relax."

Yeah.
LAUGHTER

He's so cool.
He is, isn't he? Such a calm guy.

# Do you believe
In life after love? #

I love all of you guys.
Night, guys!

Good night!
Night! Sleep tight.

And hold onto each other!

# I really don't think
You're strong enough, no

# Do you believe in life after love?

# I can feel something
Inside me saying

# I really don't think
You're strong enough, no. #

'It's time...'

THEY GIGGLE

'..for Casa...'

SHE GASPS

'..Amor.'

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