Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 19 - Episode 17 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island...'

# I see it on TV
Read it in the magazine... #

'..the new girl made her moves.'

What's your star sign, then?
I know it's Aries.

All my best relationships
have been with Aries men.

If you accidentally
fall into my bed, you know,

I won't be complaining.
Wouldn't be complaining, huh?

'And a new boy
headed into paradise.'

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'Tonight...

'the new arrivals get grafting.'



He looks like a model, doesn't he?

I'm here to steal somebody's man,
basically.

How come you picked me?
Cos I was intrigued by you.

I feel like the villa
was missing your energy.

Do you fancy me?
Maybe.

Do you?
A little bit.

'Danny, a plumber...
Sorry, Jake, "water engineer".

'..from Manchester
has chosen Kaz for his first date.'

# Don't think
That I'll be a saint... #

'And I don't want to be rude,
but they could have saved a fortune

'on candles if they'd just turned on
that light next to the stairs.

'Only saying.'

# The way that the sky
Opens up when we touch... #

You all right? How you doing?
Good, thanks, how are you?



Danny.
Danny, I'm Kaz.

Hiya, Kaz, you all right?
Good, thank you.

You smell good.
Thank you!

Is that Christian Dior?
It is, actually!

It's fresh, that, innit?
Do you want a drink?

Yes, please.
POP

I'll let you get that.
You're looking good. Yeah.

Thank you, so are you.
Here's to our... first date.

What are we cheers-ing to?
First dates? Yeah.

Good vibes only.
Getting to know each other? Yeah.

# Hold me, hold me, hold me... #

So, tell me a bit about yourself.
I'm 26.

Yeah.
I'm a fashion blogger.

Oh, I've just started
my own clothing brand.

Have you?
What kind of clothes do you do?

So I'm going for, like,
high-fashion, expensive,

want it to be the shit,
do you know what I mean?

I like that. That's up my street.

I'm a very, like, ambitious guy,
do you know what I mean?

You seem the same.
No, I am.

Yeah, so obviously,
I'm a plumber by trade.

# The way you hold me, hold me
Hold me, hold me... #

So where are you from again?
Um, Essex.

Essex.
What about you?

It's called Leigh, but...
Leigh, where's that?

It's near Manchester.
Oh, you're, like, up north?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, amazing.

Do you live with family, friends?

Oh, so, yeah, no,
recently I bought my first house.

Oh, amazing.
So I live with my cat.

Just me and my cat.
Oh, my God! What's your cat's name?

He's called Ruffin.
Ruffin. I like that.

Are you a compliments person?

I don't want to go
lay it on too thick

because then
I don't want you thinking

you've got me round
your little finger.

But, I mean, a good compliment's
all right. You might get a few.

A few!

# The way you hold me
Hold me, hold me... #

'Ugh, if I had a penny
for every plumber

'who's launched his own
high-end clothing brand...

'Back at the villa, AJ's
taken Teddy aside for a catch-up.

'By the way, that noise you can hear
isn't mozzies,

'its Faye's teeth grinding.'

I just wanted to continue our chat
from this morning, really.

Obviously, I know
you're partnered with Faye,

but first of all, I want to see,
like, where's your head at?

Yeah, I mean, Faye, what can I say?

I'm happy with Faye, do you know
what I mean? It's going good.

Erm... And if I'm honest,
yeah, she kind of...

Ticks all the boxes?
Yeah, she does, she does.

Not to say that...
Don't get me wrong.

No, this is it.
You've obviously built a connection.

Do you think, like, that's it?
Yeah.

Then cool. Like, I just wanted
to double-check with you.

It's obviously good to be tested,
but...

But yeah, no, 100%.
As good as our chat was,

don't get me wrong,
it was a good chat, like,

I was still thinking of Faye.

Which kind of reaffirmed the way
I feel about her in this moment.

You asked me how I feel,
that's how I feel.

Obviously, I want to know
how you feel.

# Here is my heart
Coming round the bend... #

What's going on in the villa?
So, in the villa right now,

obviously, everyone's
basically coupled up.

How come you've not found anyone?
How come I haven't found anyone?

Yeah. No-one on your vibe?
No-one in there's on my vibe!

I'm glad you know that.
That's why I picked you.

Is that? Why?
I feel like you're my vibe, like...

Do like a bit of sass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like to hear that because
I've got a lot of that for you.

Yeah, man.

# Oh, my love, take me higher... #

You coming in
to flirt with everybody?

Not everyone. Just the ones I like.
Who do you like?

Well...
Tell me.

You're one of them.
OK.

I need someone, like,
give it me back.

Craic. I like that.
Interesting. Very interesting.

I can't believe how good you look.
You look amazing. Thank you.

So would you say you're more, like,
introvert or extrovert?

I feel like I'm a prime example,
like, judge a book by its cover.

I think, like,
there's a lot more layers to me.

I guess I'm gonna have to
peel some layers back, aren't I?

You might be surprised, I think.
I'm the spice.

Oh, so you're coming to spice
things up? You're bringing flavour!

Yeah, that's what I mean!
Really? Yeah.

# Higher love, higher love
Higher love with you. #

'Fun fact: Chloe gets jealous
when other people receive texts

'and she doesn't.'

TEXT ALERT
Fuck off!

If you lot are texting me as
a fucking windup... it's not funny.

Oh.
CHLOE SQUEAKS

I've got text!
CHEERING

SHE READS ALOUD:

CHEERING

Oh, I'm glad it's you!

My girl Shazza has been chosen
for a date with handyman Dan.

She deserves to find someone that,
you know, ticks all her boxes

and makes her really happy.

Sexy Shaz. Get her out.
Get her ready! Take the dress off!

I'm so excited.
I got picked for a date!

Like, me getting picked
over loads of beautiful,

fit birds in this villa!
I'm the one on the second date.

I think you should go for
a darker lip. Blowjob lips.

Do you think?
Yeah.

Look at Aaron, he's happy.
Look at him.

Oh, bloody hell.

You thought it was gonna be Lucinda,
but it wasn't.

Lucinda's gonna say,
"Why didn't you pick me for a date?"

No chance! It's done! It's them two!
You're too much, man.

What are you wanting, like,
Danny to look like?

I want a big, fit bloke
with some fucking conversation!

Some conversation, please!

This is the moment I've been waiting
and praying to the villa gods for,

so, yeah, I'm very excited,
if you couldn't tell.

ALL: You're going on a date,
you're going on a date!

Date, date, date, date, date!

CHEERING

ALL: Date, date, date, date!

You all right?
Hi, nice to meet you.

And you. Danny.
Sharon.

Yeah, you all right?
Yeah, how are you?

I'm good, I'm good.
Do you want a drink?

Yes, please.
You're looking good.

Oh, thank you very much. So, er,
how's things? How's the villa?

Yeah, no, it's really good.

CORK POPS
Oh!

SHARON CHUCKLES

We'll pretend you meant to do that.
I so meant to do that.

Yeah, no, it's good.

It's been a...
It's been an experience.

Yeah? Who are you coupled up with?
Hugo at the moment.

It's like a little friendship thing.

It is a very friendship couple,
yeah. Ha!

I'm getting more love from the girls
than I am from the guys!

Right! Well, you're just waiting
for the right one

to come in, I suppose.
Yeah, definitely.

I'm hoping this is gonna be the
start of getting off Friend Island.

So, what is it
that you do for a job?

I'm interested by you.
I don't know actually what you do.

Yeah, I'm a civil servant,

so I do government administration,
basically.

SHARON LAUGHS

I mean, I probably would
be the same with your job.

Like, what do you...?
I'm a plumber!

Yeah, I wouldn't understand
any of the stuff.

I'd be like, "What is this?"

It doesn't need as much brainpower
as your job.

I bet it does, though.
Some, some.

A lot of people are relying on you
for their showers.

I'd be under pressure doing that!

I am very much, like,
an ambitious guy.

I have dreams of, like,
having property.

I'm gonna have a Lamborghini,
I'm gonna have a penthouse in LA.

Like, I've got goals.
Dreams, yeah.

Ambition's really important to me.
Yeah, it's really important to me,

I need someone that sees themselves
going to the top as well.

Yeah, fortune favours the brave,
and all that stuff, yeah.

'Kaz is back
from her date with Danny,

'and I tell you what,
last time I watched a video

'of a lady meeting a plumber,
it ended very differently.'

CHEERING

Hi, guys!
I wanna know everything.

You wanna know everything?
Everything!

Go on!
Mm! Girls, come with me.

SHE LAUGHS

BOYS BOOING

You don't have to ask me twice!

GIGGLING AND LAUGHTER

Oh, my God.
Whose is this coffee?

Spill the tea. I think everyone
here's just gonna agree with me,

when you meet him, he's sexy.
Ooh!

So, he's got tats down his neck
and one on his arm.

And I was like, OK!

Erm, really tall, really sexy,
could deffo rail me.

CHEERING

Railings!

Good energy, good vibes,

I feel like he's genuinely
gonna fit in with everyone.

He did say,
coming in to spice things up.

I don't know what that means.
But I was like, "Oh, OK."

I hope it's the right
kind of spicing up.

And he complimented me a lot.

I was like,
"Yeah, make my head big, thank you."

Keep going.
Make it flow, make it flow.

Anyway, I'm happy, so...
Oh, girl, I'm so happy for you.

Handyman Dan.

He's really fit,
he's good-looking, he's tall.

I could see there was a few nerves
in there, so I feel like tomorrow,

I need to have a proper
conversation with him,

just where it's more relaxed
and a little bit more settled.

'I bought some jeans
from Danny's clothing range.

'Drainpipes, obviously.
Typical plumber.

'And Danny's not the only one
grafting tonight.

'AJ's got Liam in her sights.'

I'm good. Do you mind
if I grab you for a chat?

Yeah, of course. Where can we go?

Oh, I don't know, where shall we go?

You've just come from there,
haven't you?

Oi, oi.
MILLIE: She just stole him off me.

Right. How do you feel about that?

HUGO LAUGHS

That face,
that's all you needed to do.

You've got...
You've got a lot going about you.

Yeah, do you think?
Yeah. Mm.

I appreciate that.
You're obviously beautiful.

Thank you. Not so bad yourself.
Yeah?

Not too bad yourself.
Thanks.

I appreciate that.

Erm, like, obviously,
I'm coupled up with Millie.

Yeah.
I'm enjoying where I am right now.

Yeah. But, I say I'm not...
That's it.

Obviously enjoying where you are,
but obviously I'm coming in.

Yeah, of course,
people are coming in.

Got to find out if there's
something there, you know? Yeah.

Cos if you ignore the opportunity,

you might miss a spark in someone.
Well, that's it.

So, yeah, I'm not a closed book,
I'm definitely open,

and as the days go on now,

we'll find out more
and just see how things go.

I literally can't say
who I think she's...

who I think she's more
gravitating towards.

No, I don't have a clue.

Definitely, in terms of a sexual
attraction, you are definitely...

Am I?
Yeah.

That's good to hear.
You're definitely my type.

Like, you're very,
very attractive, obviously.

Oh, I appreciate that.

And seeing you in your...
Likewise.

..nothing but your towel earlier.

That was a lot, innit.
First day of meeting me.

Exactly. If that's day one,
what am I gonna get tomorrow?

Ha! What else you gonna get?
Exactly.

# Save tonight

# Fight the break of dawn... #

So what else do you look for in a
partner or potential relationship?

Well, I want someone
obviously independent.

Just someone that, like,
I'd be proud to bring home.

Do you think I'll get an all right
reaction? I think he'd approve.

Yeah?
I think he'd approve.

I am a big socialite,
I do like to socialise

and spend a lot of time
with my friends.

And I think, you know,
from experiences with dating,

being able to take someone
to my friends is so important.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've had some disasters.

Yeah, your friends know
more than you.

At the end of the day,
I want the person

that I'm coupled up with
in the villa

to get to know everyone
and still want me. Yeah, definitely.

I want to be wanted and chosen,
rather than needed.

And, like, that's a very fine line,
and I'm very open about it.

So, erm, how do you feel
like the date's gone?

Yeah, I've really enjoyed it.

I feel like, on a level,
we're completely different people,

but I feel like it's just flown.

Cheers. Here's to the first date.
Yeah.

# Fight the break of dawn

# Come tomorrow... #

'Still to come...
Danny busts a groove.'

Do more!
Do more?

Dancing.
Ay!

Whoo!

IAIN STIRLING:
'After Liam's chat with AJ,

'Millie wants a quick word with him.
A quick word? Good luck with that.

WELSH ACCENT:
'It takes Liam about 15...

'minutes to finish a bloody...
sentence.'

I just, I wanted to talk to you

about what your chat was like
with thingy.

We haven't even spoke about it.

She's interested in me.
THEY LAUGH

The way she... I can't just
shut her down straightaway. Yeah.

She pulled me in for a conversation,

first one, I didn't want
to just shut her off completely. Mm.

But, you know, it's gonna...

it's gonna look bad from both ways,
innit?

I'm in a position now
where someone's...

I'm in something good,
which I'm happy what I'm in. Mm.

She's attracted to me. You know?
She's... Yeah.

She doesn't come close to you,
in my opinion. Yeah.

But she's a nice girl. You know?
Yeah. Mm-hm.

But I might not be the only lad
she's interested in. Yeah.

Might be someone else. But...

I wanted to tell you straightaway.
Mm-hm.

How do you feel about that?

Obviously, I know it's not ideal.
No.

I fucking knew
that was gonna happen.

But, like, you're my priority.
Yeah.

And she knows, she knows that.

Listen, don't cut it off
if you don't want to cut it off.

If you want to get to know her,
you can get to know her. I don't.

If I'm interested in someone, then
I'd be pulling people for chats,

you know, cos I'm interested.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had that gut feeling that
she was gonna pull him for a chat,

and I also had a gut feeling
that he was one of the boys

that she was gonna go for the most.

I suppose we're just gonna
have to wait and see tomorrow

how that goes and how he plays it.

'Danny and Sharon
are back from their date.

'It went well.
He didn't push things too fast

'cos like any good plumber,
he knows not to "faucet".

'I'm only just getting started!'

I wonder if they'll
be holding hands.

Are you ready?
I'm ready. Born ready.

Ah! Good luck.

It's like walking into
the lions' den, right?

Whoo!

Hi, guys!
Whey!

Hi!

How are you doing, mate?
You all right?

Jake. You all right?
Nice to meet you, bruv.

Hiya. You all right?
Hi. Ooh! Oh. Hi, Danny.

Hello, I'm Millie.
Danny.

Are you all right?

'I feel like the boys
should be worried.'

He's a confident boy,
he's a good-looking boy.

So they'd better watch out.

Ah. Mad. How are you feeling, mate?
Are you good?

Overwhelmed. You having a good time?

Yeah, mate.
Love it, love it.

How's the dates?
Yeah, they was good, you know.

I was actually very surprised,
you know, like, with Sharon.

Like, I was surprised
how well we got on.

But Kaz, Kaz is, like, good vibe.

She's a good laugh.
Yeah, it was good.

He's fit.
Yeah.

He is really fit.

I wasn't expecting that.
He looks quite cool.

Yeah.
You know?

Kind of a bit of you?
Yeah, I'd say so, yeah.

Told you he'd be a bit of everyone.

The date and Danny,
it was a good surprise.

And I felt, for once,
like the conversation was flowing

and it felt more natural

and I didn't have to, like,
carry a conversation.

So, yeah,
I'd say the date was a success.

What about you guys, anyway?
What's going on? Are you in love?

Yeah, I've been smashing birds
left, right and centre.

I've seen, I've seen!
I like your work!

I've been like this...
"What not to do."

Yeah.
LAUGHTER

Erm, as wonderful and interesting
as this conversation probably is,

I'm gonna borrow Danny
to introduce him to the girls.

ALL: Go, Danny! Go, Danny!
Go, Danny! Go, Danny!

LAUGHTER

Anything at all, right?

Go on, Dan!
LAUGHTER

Oh, I rate him,
I fucking rate him.

No, that's too funny.

Coming into the villa,
obviously, I was very nervous.

And then straightaway,
I met the boys,

they took me under their wing,
we had craic.

It was just a good laugh
straight off the bat.

Do more!
Do more?

Dancing!
Ay!

Whoo!

Yes, give us a show!
Yeah.

I'm bringing you to the lions' den,
basically.

Hello!
You all right?

Oh, come in the middle.
Sharon, you coming in?

You coming in as well?
OK. Where am I sitting?

Interrogation time.

Come on, babe.
Come right in.

How we feeling?
Good, nervous. Excited.

Nervous?
Yeah. It's good.

All in one, all in one.
Yeah.

You've got loads of tattoos.
Are you covered?

Er, yeah.
You're covered from head to toe?

Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.

So how long have you been single?
Er, five months.

Five months?
Five months? That's fresh!

Yeah, fresh.

What happened? So basically,
like, I got with her

just purely on looks,
and it just didn't...

After a couple of months,
like, cracks were starting to show.

My mates were saying, like,
"She's not for you."

How long were you together? So I was
with her for a year-and-a-half.

Maybe, like, tomorrow,
when we're all fresh faced,

in our bikinis and stuff,

and we can get chatting to Danny
and really see what he's like.

I'm good.
Hi!

I was gonna ask,
what's your type, personality-wise?

Yeah, yeah, so personality-wise,
like, obviously,

someone that I can bring
to my friends,

someone that doesn't
take themselves too serious.

I don't like stushie birds.

Tushie? Stushie.
Stushie.

Like, stuck up.
Oh!

Yeah, thinks they're better
than everyone.

Because I'm a proper down-to-earth
lad. Yeah.

So just someone, obviously,
I can just be just be me with. Yeah.

I don't have to hide, like.

Meeting the girls,
I'm not gonna lie, like,

I don't normally get nervous,
but I was like, "Holy shit!"

I was like,
"Oh, this is... This is tough!"

But obviously, the boys, like,
they're such nice lads, innit?

I'd hate to take one of their birds,
but it's the nature of the game.

'Danny, you can take any birds
you want, except that one.

'Proper stushie bird, she is,
you wouldn't like her.'

# If you don't see the ground

# You won't see the sky
Through the clouds... #

How do you feel about my man?

He's funny, mate.
Like, do you know what?

The complete opposite to anyone
I hang around with at home.

He's gonna be a laugh around
the villa, and that's what we need,

isn't it?
Yeah, true.

I like the energy coming in.

Better than us soppy bollocks,
isn't it?

I think he's a top fucking bloke,
mate. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

# Oh-oh

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you? #

It's good to be here, anyway.
That's the main thing.

We're gonna have some fun.

Wake up tomorrow, like,
"Right. It's a new day."

We're gonna smash it,
we're gonna smash it!

Whoo!

# If you open your eyes and fall

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you? #

Oh, looking toasty.

It's actually comfier than
the bed I've been in.

So you're planning
on staying there, then, yeah?

Sweet dreams.
See you later.

SHE LAUGHS
See you in the morning.

Night, everyone!
Good night!

Night, guys!

Night, Danny!

Oh, fucking pied.
LAUGHTER

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you?

# Fall

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you?

# Fall

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you?

# Fall

# Cos I'm falling, too
Fall, can I fall with you? #

'Coming up, Danny dives in.'
Do you fancy me?

Fucking hell!
HE CHUCKLES

'New boy Danny the plumber
was out like a light last night.

'Do you know what he was having?
"Pipe" dreams.

'I've got loads of these.'

# Now that I'm older
With these moments

# Will I live for them
Or just throw them away, away

# But your mama always said
Look up into the skies

# Find the sun on a cloudy day. #

How you doing, sweetheart?
Good, bro.

SHE SNEEZES

Morning, darling, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, baby.
Good morning, love!

All right?
Danny boy.

I do like a tattooed boy.
I do like that, to be fair.

That means "dream big".

I've got, like,
"Everything happens for a reason."

"Believe in fate."
Oh, God!

# But your mama always said
Look up into the skies

# Find the sun on a cloudy day
Day, day, day... #

CHEERING

# Oh, a cloudy day. #

Looks like a model, doesn't he?
Different, isn't he?

Just edgy. That's the thing.

Like, I've got as much edge
as a fucking circle.

I've got no edge.

If you're not bloody edgy,
what the fuck am I?

I'm as basic as they come.

That's what I'm saying, I'm beige.
So beige.

We're gonna turn your head.
He's gonna turn your head.

50 Shades Of... Beige.
..Beige!

No, I'm 50 Shades Of Light Pink.

Look at that. What a morning treat.

He doesn't go to the gym?
What the fuck?

He doesn't go to the gym?
No!

He's just naturally like that?
Naturally like that.

Why do us girls not get
"naturally like that"?

And I bet you he eats shit
all day, every day. Pardon, Moo?

Not muscly, though.
SHE BURPS

Do we think that he's gonna
ruffle up any feathers?

What do you think's gonna happen?

I don't think he'll ruffle up
that many feathers.

Do you not?
No.

Are you excited, Sharon,
to get to know him?

He's not my usual, like...

I'd say I don't have
a usual physical type,

but I've never dated somebody
with that many tattoos.

Out of last night's antics,
who do you reckon Danny boy

is gonna pull for a chat first?
Just first prediction with the chat.

It's got to be Shaz.
It's got to be Shaz.

I think she's marked it
to the other girls.

That she's interested?
That, yeah, like...

Yes!
"I'm in that one."

Is anyone gonna hold their girls
a little closer today?

Put in that extra little...
Nah.

..extra little graft
and reassurance, or...?

Nah, it's all sweet, bro.
Not feeling threatened, anyone?

No.
Fuck me, if I did that with Faye,

she'd be going
the opposite direction.

We've seen. We've seen.

I'm just gonna be like,
"Go talk to him." You what?

I'm just gonna be like,
"Go talk to him."

Really?
Yeah, man.

Let it happen.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter
who it was, I'd be like,

"Yo, go chat to him."
For sure, for sure.

There he is.
Come on, bro.

The man, the man, the man!
Come on.

Danny boy!
You good, mate?

Danny boy!

So are you set on Aaron, then?

Oh, yeah, how is that? Or do you
think you'll get to know...?

No, I mean, like, Aaron is still...

Based on looks,
I don't even know this guy,

so I'm not gonna, like, start, you
know, completely cutting him off.

But, yeah, Aaron's more me, I think.
What about you?

What's the outcome
of all your grafting yesterday?

They all have got good chat.

It's now more like
what separates friendship and, like,

just having a good chat
with someone to...

Sexual tension.
..a sexual thing.

I definitely get... There's guys
who give me more of, like,

a flirty, sexual sort of vibe.

But I need to separate that and then
also think who's more compatible

as well in the outside world.

Cos that's what we want,
long-term, not just sex.

Hey, guys.
Hey, babe.

You mind if I grab Liam for a chat?
Yeah, of course, babe.

Oh, my God, where's the sun gone?

It's nice to have a break
from it, mind.

Where are we going?
Straight over there?

Shall we go put
our feet in the pool?

Brave, she is, isn't she?

Actually,
it's like the sun's gone in.

Cold now, isn't it?
Oof! Oh, God, cold. Christ.

How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.

Do you know what, I just wanted
to pull you for a chat

and see where your head's at
after our chats.

You know, I've come here
to find someone.

Steal someone's man.
Yeah, that's it.

I'm here to steal somebody's man,
basically.

If you weren't with Millie,
I probably would have tried, like,

definitely would have
tested the water

and tried kissing you and stuff.
Obviously, I can't do that.

And, you know,
I can't really touch you,

or get too... I mean, I want to.
But, like, it's...

Yeah, I appreciate that.

You know, I don't want
to put you in a situation.

I mean, if you didn't want to,
but that is the thing,

it's difficult, isn't it?

We definitely have
quite a bit in common.

When I look at him, it is, like,
lot of sexual...

Like, for me, it's sexual chemistry.

I just want to rip his clothes off,
kind of thing.

'Danny wants to talk
to all the girls today

'to get to know them properly.

'Like he said to his tattooist,
there's no point stopping

'till you've covered
absolutely everything.'

I only would wear jeans
if I had make-up on, basically.

Fair enough.
Sorry to interrupt.

Can I pull Lucinda for a chat?
Of course, bruv.

Here, look, I'll move.
I'll go to the bed.

I wouldn't go there,
it's a bit sweaty.

You get that, don't you,
on these beanbags?

Yeah, man, it's hot.

Are you OK?
Yeah, you?

Good, thank you.
How are you finding your first day?

Yeah, a lot more better now.
That's good.

A lot more chilled.
I was nervous walking in.

Where are you at,
in terms of your love life?

So I was just sort of getting over
what happened the night before,

cos it was quite traumatic,
no-one was expecting it.

Are you feeling Aaron, or what?

Yeah, to be honest,
I get along with Aaron really well.

Do you fancy him?
I fancy him.

Well, who wouldn't?
Do you fancy me?

Fucking hell!

Do you fancy me?
Maybe. A little bit.

Are you a bit of a flirt?
With the right people, yeah.

I've got to feel it. I can't just
throw the flirts out there.

No, you deffo have to feel it.

Danny is a very confident lad.

I mean, he was already asking me
if I fancy him.

I don't really know him very well,
so it's hard to say just yet.

But, yeah, he came across
like he did actually like me,

which I am flattered by.

I like the fact that
you're really ambitious.

Yeah, yeah, I've got
a five-year plan and everything.

Really? Fucking hell.

Like, if you don't speak it
into existence,

it's not gonna happen,
do you know what I mean?

You got nice eyes, you, haven't you?
What, my eyes?

Fucking hell.

Yeah, they're green.
They're green eyes.

You're looking very fresh-faced.

The boys always say
they like my eyes.

'A lot of sexual chemistry
with Lucinda, like.'

So, obviously,
getting to know her,

I was very surprised at how much
we have in common, so, yeah,

I just really enjoyed
getting to know Lucinda, a lot.

'If Danny and Lucinda get together,

'he's kept a spot
to tattoo her name.

'It's on his butt and it'll be
abbreviated to Lu for space,

'but still!

'Meanwhile, AJ and Kaz
have some thoughts of their own.'

My head's scrambled.
My head's scrambled.

The thing that separates the boys
is obviously Aaron and Liam

definitely have more, like,
eye contact, sex appeal...

Focus.
..focus, and...

They look into your soul.

Yeah, they do, like, literally.
The eye contact!

They're like this, they're like,
"Yeah."

Oh, my God,
don't even do it to me, babe,

you're gonna tell me on as well!
LAUGHTER

Do you know what?
Eyes, eyes does it for me, you know?

Yeah, they say eyes
are the windows to the soul.

I feel like they're
looking into my soul and I'm like,

"You're making me feel
a certain way."

I literally go all giddy
like a little girl.

Like, start talking, I'm like...

Every time you finish
a conversation with Liam,

do you feel like you get left
wanting more, basically?

I definitely get left wanting more.
I get that.

It's weird.
This is why I get scrambled,

cos I spend more time with a guy
and then I'm like,

"I like him more now."

Then I spend time with another guy
and I'm like, "I like HIM more!"

I'm like, "Oh, my God."
I need to narrow it down.

The boys at the moment
that stand out the most to me

are Hugo, Liam, and Aaron,
and my mind's quite open still.

My vibe with Hugo is I just feel
like when we chat, it's so easy.

It's easy and flows,
and that's what I want.

I want someone who's gonna be my
best friend as well as boyfriend.

Sex is great
and sexual attraction's great,

you need to be sexually attracted,
but for me,

I want to be with my best friend
as well as my boyfriend.

You want to do everything with them
and be with them at the same time.

Yeah, that's it. Cos if someone's
got good morals and he's like...

With the things he says, I'm like,

"This is the kind of guy
I want as a boyfriend.

Yeah.

'What I like about Danny is
he wears his heart on his sleeve.

'He's also got his lungs
on his shin. His tattoos are mad.'

How do you think the date went?
It was all right, it was all right.

I'm not gonna blow too much smoke
up your arse, you know?

Got to keep you on your toes.
Yeah, yeah.

I was actual pleasantly surprised,
I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, really?
Yeah, I felt like...

I felt, like,
a bit intimidated by you.

See, I told you, it happens, right?
Yeah, obviously,

but definitely
shocked me on the date.

I was like, "Wow,"
do you know what I mean?

I really enjoyed it, to be fair.
Good shock, bad shock?

Good shock.
Well, if you felt like you were

gonna be intimidated by me,
how come you picked me?

Cos I was intrigued by you.

Just, like, wanted to
get to know you, obviously.

Like, I want
to get to know everyone.

So I just thought I'd go
straight in at the deep end.

LAUGHTER
You'll take the worst one first!

No, you're not the worst one,
definitely not the worst one.

Good to meet someone completely
different way of life to me.

I like her confidence,
I like how she knows what she wants.

The ambition, she's driven, she
doesn't need a man, she wants a man.

It's a good trait to have.

Don't get me wrong, like,
I've been enjoying myself, like,

being single and stuff.
But I do miss, like...

All I've ever known
is relationships.

So you're not a fuckboy, then?
No, I'm not about that.

I'm much more quality over quantity.
Yeah, that's fair.

Definitely. Don't want to feel like
anyone can have me.

Know what I mean?

You trying to make them graft
for it, is that what it is?

No, but it's just nice to, like,
be like a forbidden fruit.

I reckon if I wanted to,
I could have you.

You reckon?
Yeah.

What makes you think that?
I'm just a smooth mover.

# Smooth operator. #
Pretty much, yeah.

What can I say? I back myself.

You've got to back yourself.

'Sharon can read Danny like a book.

'It's the one he's got written
on his neck. His tattoos are mad.

'But what do Hugo and Kaz make
of all these bombshells

'hitting the villa?'

I know how hard it is, like,
when a bombshell comes in

and you're in a friendship couple,
and it's almost that pressure

and expectation
that it's gonna be...

Perfect, work, straightaway.
That's not how it works, is it?

No.
As we've discovered.

Hopefully soon!
Hopefully soon, exactly.

Hey, guys. How we doing?
How's it going?

How are you guys doing?
Good, how are you?

I'm all right. I'm all right.

This morning, when I woke up, I
definitely felt a bit more relaxed.

That's good.

I haven't dated in so long,
so it's just like,

when you put yourself out there,
it's that fear of rejection.

I'm a confident person, but it is,
like, that fear of, "Oh!"

What about you, Hugo,

are you used to getting
what you want on the outside?

No comment.
LAUGHTER

No comment!
He's like, "Hm. Come back to me."

I reckon this boy's
got a naughty side to him,

he just keeps it under wraps.
Mr Hammond's got some...

Time and a place.
..experience under his belt.

Time and a place.
No pun intended.

Are you quite a forward person,
then, when you like somebody?

Or are you, like, quite a...

Am I for... Yeah, I'm pretty
forward. If I know I like someone.

But it takes me a while
to figure it out.

Because I don't want to be forward
with someone that I'm not into.

Yeah, of course.
No-one benefits from that,

do you know what I mean?
No-one benefits from that.

I take my time
to get to know someone,

but in here, it's so hard because we
do not know how much time we have.

Yeah. We're all gonna meet someone,
aren't we, Mr Hammond?

Exactly. I'm looking at the footy,
that looks like fun.

Do you want to join them?
Yeah. I think I'm gonna.

I'll leave you girls to lady talk.

Lads, I'm coming in.

Yesterday, I thought I was vibing
nice with Hugo, but then today,

I don't know if he's been,
like, a little bit...

I don't know, like, a little bit
shy. Whether he's feeling it.

I feel like every time
I come to sit, like, he goes...

Gone away.
Yeah.

The other guys kind of flirt back.

With Hugo, he's such a respectful
guy, and I love that about him,

but it's just like,
"Are you friend zoning me,

"or are you attracted to me?"

I just don't know where Hugo's head
is at at the moment with that.

'A few of you have tweeted saying I
should stop giving Danny the needle.

'Well, his tattooist started it!
I thank you.'

How do you think the date went?
Yeah, all right. It was good.

Like, I think you're
good conversation. Yeah.

Obviously, like, going straight
into the deep end, speaking to you,

I was like... You looked stunning as
well. I was a bit taken away by it.

Thank you.
Do you know, like...

I feel like it went well,
the date was really good.

I feel like the villa was missing
your energy, if I'm being honest.

I know that
I have been bringing some here.

Yeah! I've been bringing some,
but I do think...

Yeah, needing someone
to match your energy.

Kaz, yeah, she's, like,
always happy,

I kind of grasped that from chatting
to her, she's always bubbly.

I feel like you get on
with the boys.

I feel like I've not come out
of my shell completely as well yet.

Like, once you get to know me,
I'm a bit of a mad one.

Oh, yeah?
I'm a joker and stuff like that.

But obviously, until I loosen up
a bit, it's a bit, like,

trying to just...
Cool, calm and collected.

Everyone's happy you're here.
I am happy you're here.

Well, that's good.

When Danny told me that he has
got layers to him as a person,

I was like, "Yeah, OK, cool."

But, like, after our conversation
today, I was like,

"Oh, I see, you have layers-layers."
There's a lot more to him.

He's actually really soft.
Like, deep down.

Obviously, I am very career driven.

I am here for being career driven.
I've just been doing me, basically.

But, like, obviously in the back
of my mind, I've always thought

it would be nice to have
someone to join the ride.

And do it together.
Yeah, like, cos obviously

it does get lonely
when you live on your own. Yeah.

I've got my cat, like, but...
Ruffin!

He can only keep you entertained
for so long,

do you know what I mean?
He don't speak much.

Do you think Ruffin would like me,
or not really?

Yeah, I think he would like you.

TEXT ALERT
'Still to come...'

Oh, bloody hell. Go on.

'..there's big news in the villa.'
"It's time to re-couple."

'The Islanders are grabbing
a quick shower

'in preparation
for another big night.

'If Danny's tats all wash off,
I will literally wet myself.'

What are you wearing?
Oh, bro...

I don't know any more.
It's the hardest task of the day.

I haven't spoke to Danny
at all today.

I'm not gonna lie,
he's got good chat.

Go black.

He was gonna change it anyway,
no matter what I said.

Does anyone else feel like
there's a funny vibe in the air?

There's deffo a funny vibe going on.
Yeah, I agree.

# All I want... #

You're good, yeah?
Yeah, all good.

Good.
Just rushing.

Rushing to get changed.
You're a distraction!

Sorry!

Cheers.

LAUGHTER
ALL: Cheers!

'FYI, AJ wants to talk with Hugo,
although IMO,

'he only wants to be BFFs
and she needs to find someone ASAP

'because when there's a re-coupling,
someone's G2G.'

I haven't had a chance to talk to
Hugo today, so I'm kind of like...

You're so confident.

I would think you would want
someone who's, like, bigger.

Yeah.
Do you know? That's it.

But to me, like, it doesn't
have to be, like, a big personality.

Like, obviously, like,
Hugo's got an amazing personality.

For me, it is literally
just someone with the right morals.

The right...
Well, Hugo's got the right morals.

Yeah, that's it. But, also,
to throw a spanner in the works,

like, obviously,
I've been talking to Liam,

and I think Liam's
also really fit, but...

OK. If you had to stick it on
three people this evening -

or two, we'll do two -
who are the two?

Probably Hugo and Liam
cos I've had the chat.

I understand she's coming in,

she's a bombshell,
she's got her graft on.

Me, personally, I don't like it
when someone lays it on me.

Really?
No.

So she's been laying it on thick?

You know, she's really,
really attracted to me,

and I'm, like, up there.
That was her words.

I said, "Are you saying this
to all the other lads?"

Mm.
And she said, "Yes."

I said, erm...
Right.

"I'm not gonna lie,
I've been laying it on people."

Brilliant.

'We've got a water engineer
and a plumber

'sat in the garden at 11 o'clock.

'You would not believe
the callout fee

'to get those two here
at this time of night.'

Last night, you had the two dates.
Yeah, so I had my two dates.

I had, obviously, my two dates
with Sharon and Kaz.

I was actually pleasantly surprised
with Sharon. Mm.

Like, going into that date,
I was very, like, a bit...

Like, "Is she just gonna,
like, absolutely slate me?"

You know what I mean?
Cos she's very, like... Yeah.

Well spoken.
Well spoken, good job.

And I'm like Jack the lad,
completely different, but...

I actually got lost in reality
and just chatting away,

you know what I mean?
Like, it was flowing.

With Kaz, overall, it was great.
Yeah?

Still up to, like,
see where it can go. Yeah.

But then it was a different vibe
speaking to Lucinda.

Really?
Yeah, like...

I know how I feel when
I'm speaking to some, I'm like...

"I don't want to go."
Right.

It's like, you just get,
like, a bit... Yeah.

Her eyes draw you in.

I'm still processing
all the information

that, obviously, that...

I mean, all these girls, like,
they're all stunning girls,

do you know what I mean?

But, like I say,
I've not ruled anyone out.

'So far, Danny hasn't spoken to AJ,

'which is lucky
cos as any scientists know,

'if two new arrivals
crack on with each other,

'it will tear a hole
in the space-time continuum.'

Would you be interested in AJ?

Yeah, I've not spoke to her yet.
Obviously, she's good-looking.

She's a good-looking girl.
She's nice as well.

Also, I need to chat with Danny
at some point,

throw another spanner in the works.
Yeah, he said he was

gonna chat to you.

He hasn't even bothered with Chloe,
really, has he?

I don't think they've spoken once.
No.

Maybe he just knows that
she's just a rule-out for him.

Maybe. It's rude, though, innit?
"Sorry, no, no chats for you."

Yeah.
TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!

Oh, bloody hell. Go on.
You're joking.

READS ALOUD:

No way.

Oh, for fuck sake.
Ugh, God.

What, re-couple?
THEY GROAN

Oh, shut up.

# It's like a force of nature

# No stopping now

# It's the scars that make ya

# Stronger than that
Stronger than that. #

TEXT ALERT

# Can't keep it down
Time's running out

# Here we go... #

"AJ, as the newest girl,
you will get the first pick

"of who you want to couple up with."
# We're gonna let 'em all know... #

"Then, as the newest boy,

"Danny will choose which girl
he wants to couple up."

# We got the, we got the power
We got the, we got the power... #

"Then the rest of the boys
will each pick.

"And the girl not chosen
to be in the couple

"will be dumped from the island."

# Let's start a revolution
Stand up all together now...

"Hashtag, last in, first pick.
Hashtag, take a risk."

# Nobody gonna turn us down

# Can't stay quiet no more

# Let's break down the walls
With a roar

# We got the power
We got the, we got the power

# Get loud!
Let's start a revolution

# Stand up all together now. #

'On Sunday night...'

So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

The girl I would like
to couple up with is...

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.