Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 16 - Episode 14 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island,

'there was a dramatic re-coupling.'

Liberty.
# Dear Mr Fantasy... #

Millie.
# Play us a tune... #

Chloe.

# Something to make us
All happy... #

Cind.

Kaz.
# Please don't be sad... #

Sharon.

# If it was
A straight mind you had... #

Faye.
# We wouldn't have known you... #



'One Islander left...'
I'm only crying cos she's crying.

'..and a new romance began.'

LIAM: Something could be
going down tonight.

'Tonight...'

DRAMATIC MUSIC

'..the results of your votes
are revealed.'

"Those with the fewest votes
risk being dumped tonight."

'And get ready... for a twist.'

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

# It's a classic me mistake

# Someone gives me love
And I throw it all away... #

'It's been a good night
for financial consultant Teddy.

'The FTSE was up,
the Dow Jones was up...'

# Sometimes you've gotta
Lose somebody... #



'..and his tongue was down...
Faye's throat.'

# Ooh... #

'Faye can't wait to share the news
with Sharon and Kaz.

'And Kaz can't wait to show off
her brand-new skill -

'asking questions
without moving her lips.'

SHARON: Did you go on the rooftop?

Yeah, we just had
a nice little chat.

He said he would be, like,
upfront and honest with me

if he thought his head
was gonna be turned,

but right now, he doesn't see it.

He likes the fact
that our conversations just flow

and that I just take the piss
out of him all the time.

Obviously, we're, like,
very, very early stages.

I find it super-easy to talk to him,

and he does make me feel
really secure and confident, like.

And even cuddling me on the sofa
and stuff, he's very affectionate.

Yeah.
Mm-hm.

Then we had, like, a little kiss,
which was quite nice.

Yeah.
Yeah, I said,

"At the end of the day,
you have, like, made me feel

"really comfortable and confident
in here the last two days, so..."

He is really easy to talk to.
Mm-hm.

He does make me feel
very good about myself. Yeah.

Sometimes I don't know
if it's just, like, on one level,

and that's what I, like...
he wants to prove it's not.

It's what you want to know.

Yeah.
We'll wait and see.

Yeah, of course,

as long as you're happy
with things that have been said

and you're comfortable
with where you are,

that's all you can ask for
right now, right? Exactly.

Like, you don't know
what's round the corner, do you?

Someone could come in that...
You could get blind-sided.

I could, he could,
do you know what I mean?

I might fall hard,
but I'm not gonna fall quickly.

Fast.
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall fast.

Me and Teddy are very early days.

Obviously I'm very happy, and very
happy that we are the way we are.

Everyone in this villa knows I've
got this soppy, soft side of me,

but he hasn't seen that yet,
because... I haven't let him.

So once I start to feel
a bit more vulnerable,

and once I start to trust him a bit
more, then I'll obviously open up,

but for now,
he can have Bitch McGee.

'Right now, Jake and Liberty
and Toby and Chloe

'are pretty content.
Nothing could spoil the mood,

'other than somebody
sticking a red sock in their wash.'

How are you guys doing, currently?

I don't really like being open
with my feelings, cos of the past,

but, like...
This is a safe space.

Safe space? What, between us four?
This is a double date.

I was gonna say that I've caught
a little bit of feels.

Only a little bit.
Whoa!

Little bit of feels.
Little bit of feelings?

Get attached?

Obviously I like him.
No denying that.

TOBY LAUGHS
Slowly turning her head.

JAKE: She did, didn't she?
She was like that...

LAUGHTER

I'm opening up like this, all right?
Keep going, keep going.

This is a big deal for me.
It's very nice to hear it.

It must be nice to hear.

I've got a bit of feelings.

A bit of feelings.
"A bit"?

A bit of feelings, yeah.
A bit?

Is that, like, "a bit"?
Or is it "a BIT"?

A bit!
A BIT!

It's in the middle.
It's enough.

This is the cliff,
and I'm, like, there.

In your head, are you like,
"Yeah, I'm gonna jump off"? Mm?

Yeah. Good answer.
LAUGHTER

Where would you class yourself?
Definitely fallen for her, 100%.

Proper fallen.

This is breaking my heart.
Huh?

It's just so cute.
Yeah, but... it's the truth.

I don't lie, you know what I mean?
It's feelings, innit.

Yeah.
I feel like it's feelings there now.

Yeah. I didn't think there would,
so early on.

Is anything holding you back, or...?

What, me? From jumping?

From jumping off the cliff fully?
Yeah.

Maybe I'm scared of the hurt, yeah.
Yeah.

# Don't put your eyes down... #

SHE SNIFFS

# You're not to blame... #

Aw, bless her.

Aw, babes.
What are you getting upset for?

# You can't explain... #

I always used to this toxic habit
of thinking, like, the worst

in every situation, and thinking,
like, "Am I good-looking enough?

"Am I funny enough?
Am I kind enough? Am I this enough?"

And I went through a toxic habit of
comparing myself to girls every day,

which is why, now,
I'm so against that.

So it's not about looks,

it's just about personality
and who you are as a person,

because I've been through that,
I've had to learn that lesson,

so it's made me stronger.
So now, everyone's good-looking.

So looks mean nothing to me,
it's about who they are as a person,

and I've never felt like I can
be myself completely around a guy,

and with Jake, I get that.
Yeah.

# Grow, grow... #

You have to take the risk
if you wanna find love,

at the end of the day.
You have to put yourself out there.

You have to make yourself
vulnerable, however hard it may be,

in order to get what you want,
and love in return.

And it is a big challenge
for people like me and Faye,

or other people that have
been through similar things,

to step over that hurdle,

but once you find something special,
I think all that just goes away,

because you want
what's in front of you so bad.

Cos he makes you feel, like,
secure enough to do that.

That's nice, that, really nice.

But it's hard for me
to talk about this...

I wanna give Lib a hug.
Give Lib a...

But I said to you from day...
Aw, bless. Aw.

Lib! Lib!
Aw, she's so cute, in't she?

'News is on the way
guaranteed to make a man

'instantly jump up and down,
punching the air with joy,

'and a Welsh bricklayer
look mildly distracted.'

TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!

No way.
No way!

Are you ready?
Go on.

MILLIE READS ALOUD:

CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

MILLIE CONTINUES READING:

WHOOPING AND CHEERING

There we go!
Let's get it on!

Let's get it on!

I think it'll be nice to have,
like...

I don't know, be away from
everybody, and just some alone time,

so, yeah,
I think it'll be really nice.

How exciting!
Ah!

Where have you two been, more like?

SCREAMING

I'm really looking forward to it,
you know.

It'll be nice to have
a bit of time to ourselves,

and I think it'll be a good night.

TEDDY LAUGHS

# But you guide my heart... #

WHOOPING

Right, what do I wear?
Lingerie!

Let's get you looking cu-ute!

Right, boy, what's the plan?
Just a pair of boxers, innit?

No chance!

Is that you, girl?

Whoo!
Damn!

Your body is insane!
Damn! Ow, ow, ooh!

Look at that. It's like your mum,

sending you off
for your first day at school.

LAUGHTER

Yes, girl!
Whoo!

Round the head. Round the ears.

Belly button!

Whoo!
CHEERING

See ya, see ya!

CHEERING

APPLAUSE

Bye, guys!
Bye, guys!

Oh, my God!
Oh, look at this!

SHE GASPS
Looks nice in here.

Oh, my God, this is lush.

BOTH CHUCKLE

It's gonna get a bit steamy in here,
innit?

Yeah, getting hot in here!

Oh, my God.

I got a little...
nice, sexy set for you.

I like that, that's very nice.

Do you want me to do
a little reveal?

Do your thing, girl.
Right. That.

Damn!

BOTH LAUGH
Whoo!

It's got a bit hotter in here.

Is this how I'm gonna
carry you into the Hideaway?

Yeah.
Do you think? Like this?

Yeah, naked.
SHE LAUGHS

Let's see if there's oil here.

Oh, look at this!
HE LAUGHS

Oh, my God!

What the fuck?

There's the oil.

A little nurse outfit. Do you
want me to pretend to be a nurse?

That's a bit sexy, innit?

I think they'll just have
a really nice night.

I think they'll just chill.

I think they're reciting chapters
of the Bible to each other.

What a turn-on!

Chapters of the Bible?!
Yeah.

KAZ LAUGHS

# It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this? #

I've not actually ever done
a massage with oil before.

You're doing a pretty good job
so far.

Is that nice?
Mm.

Can I go all the way
down to the bum?

You can do whatever you want.
Really?!

HE LAUGHS

Oh!
See the cookie!

You've got a nice bum.
Have I got a nice bum?

Yeah, very nice.

So, tonight, I'm going down
in my Lion King pyjamas.

And if he still finds me sexy
after that, then...

Then you'll know.

Obviously, you picture how things
are gonna work out for you

when you come in the villa.

How did you picture things
happening?

I thought I would find someone,

but I didn't think I'd find someone
straight away and this easy.

Did you?
It's easy, eh? Too easy.

BOTH LAUGH

# But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me

# Open up my eager eyes

# Cos I'm Mr Brightside... #

LAUGHTER

What's going on?

Nothing. Absolutely...

Stop laughing. You've put me off.

LAUGHTER

MILLIE: How naughty you are!

Ooh.

MILLIE LAUGHS

BOTH LAUGH

BOTH LAUGH

# But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me

# Open up my eager eyes

# Cos I'm Mr Brightside. #

TEXT ALERT
'Still to come...'

I've got a text!
'..Lucinda gets lucky.'

"Brad and Lucinda,
it's time for your first date."

# Last night... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Last night in the Hideaway,

'even after using
half a tube of lube,

'Millie was still shouting,
"It's not going in! Push harder!"

'That drawer under the bed
definitely needs looked at.'

Who was snoring away again?
Was I snoring?

You were applying for a nurse job.
SHE LAUGHS

It was my first patient.
Don't want to go back in there now.

# I just want
A taste of your love... #

Ah.

Morning, bruv.

How do you think
they're getting on in the Hideaway?

Oh, yeah, bet they had a lush time.

CHEERING

Morning!
Valley boy!

Give us a cwtch, bro.
How you doing, son?

LIAM: Good, good, good.
Yeah?

I won't say too much.

But I had to go see a nurse
cos my back was hurting.

She had a little nurse outfit on.
Did she actually? Oh, my God.

Did you enjoy yourself?
Yeah.

He is so giddy this morning.
Is he? Yeah.

# I just want a taste
A taste of your love. #

'In the Hideaway,
Millie pulled out all the stops,

'wearing sexy lingerie,
a nurse's outfit,

'and giving Liam a sensual massage.

'So, what's his greatest memory
of that magical experience?'

I couldn't fart last night.
You were nervous, that's why.

Yeah, it was supposed to be sexy.

I love it when you say sexy.
IN LIAM'S ACCENT: Sexy.

It just feels weird
being in there, you know?

She rubbed me... rubbed my back.
I rubbed her back.

"She stroked my leg,
I stroked her leg..."

LAUGHTER

Yeah, kissing, it was all very
frisky, you know? But kept it PG.

Nice.
I had a cracking time, to be fair.

Didn't want to leave there.

Been having a few
back problems lately,

so I had to go see the nurse
last night. The nurse being Millie.

So she give me a rubdown, and I feel
like I'm a new man this morning.

We got in there and there was,
like, a drawer full of goodies.

But... I saw the nurse outfit...
Yeah.

..and I was like,
"Let's put this on."

And then, um...

And then I just basically said,
"Oh, are you OK?

"Have you got a bad back?
Cos I'm a nurse."

Oh, no, heal me, heal me!
Then, "Do you need a massage?

"Make you feel a bit better."

It was my first time
being a nurse last night.

Felt like, you know, I did the job
properly and I sorted his back out.

So that's the most important part.
He was grinning from ear to ear.

'Millie, you might have
sorted Liam's back out,

'but apparently his front
was still a bit stiff.

'Out on the daybed,
Jake and Toby are hatching a plan.'

You know, last time was all right.
I was sweet.

We're gonna have a double breakfast.
What do you mean?

Me, you, Chlo and Lib.
We'll have a double date.

You want to do
a double date breakfast?

We've got to.

She likes avocado and I hate
avocado, can you make that?

I can make avocado.

Basically, we've woke up
this morning feeling very happy,

so we thought, "What better way
to spend the morning

"with our girls
than have a breakfast?"

Very happy. Very happy!
LAUGHTER

What you gonna make?
An avocado toastie?

I'm sure he just said
he's making a toastie.

Yeah, he's making a toastie.

Here, we'll give him a hand,
otherwise it's gonna take ages.

If you could give us a hand,
it'd be quality.

I'm watching the artist at work,
look at the focus.

You ready?
Whey!

'Sharon's been thinking, and hey,
it's a crazy, left-field idea,

'but hear her out.

'Could a kind, generous, intelligent
guy possibly be boyfriend material?'

Talk to me, baby.

I don't even know
where to start, to be honest, girl.

It's like, obviously when
I first coupled up with Hugo, like,

when we came in, like,
I did think he was good-looking

and I was like, "I'm not gonna write
stuff off until, like, it's done."

You guys started this journey
together, got separated, and then...

Ended back together.
..kind of got back together,

so it's almost like...

But in all of that time, he's never
once said to me that he, like,

sees anything... like,
he sees me as more than a friend.

Yeah. Or even, like,
as a potential person.

So now I'm just like,

"Am I completely barking up the
wrong tree or wasting my own time?"

When you guys have shared a bed
together, he is quite, like,

touchy-feely with you.

Yeah, like, sharing a bed with him

this time round is very different
to how it used to be.

And, like, I do think he's fit,
but I'm just like, is that...

Is it just that I think he's fit
and nothing else?

Well, it's not just that
you think he's fit and nothing else,

because you guys actually get along.
Like, you like him as a person.

Like, I think I did
rule it out in the beginning,

but I think, like, seeing
qualities that I didn't, like...

that were missing in Aaron
and seeing them in Hugo has, like,

made me really think things through.

Like, with me,
he's a really good communicator.

Like, we talk about
everything and anything.

The tick-box aside, I'm just really
unsure about the sexual chemistry.

I am interested in seeing if
there's more to Hugo and I,

rather than just...
As more than a friendship couple.

Like this morning, when we woke up,
I was tickling his back,

and stuff like that. I don't do that
with any of my male friends.

Yeah, I think it's just
playing things by ear,

and trying to get to know him
on a different level today.

Like, what do you want me to do?
Would you say something to him?

Like, say what?
This is what I mean.

Just, like, fully gauge
where his head is at.

Mm.

# I've been on my own for a minute

# Is it only me out here... #

Miss Burrows, could you join me
downstairs, please?

Ah, Miss Poole!
Hello.

Please will you join me downstairs?

CHLOE AND LIBERTY: Bye!

After you.
He gets all the doors as well!

Mr Cornish and Mr Aromolaran

will be waiting for you
at the breakfast bar.

Please enjoy your time with them.

CHLOE AND LIBERTY:
Thank you so much, Hugo.

Oh, hello. Fancy seeing you here!

Fancy seeing you here.
Hello, darling.

Hello.
This is my bar.

Aw!
Food for the gents.

Thank you ever so much.
Aw, nice!

Salmon avocado!

LAUGHTER

Thank you so much.
How did you cut out the letters?

Have a nice meal.
Enjoy your time.

Thank you ever so much, guys.
If you need anything, let us know.

I don't wanna eat this.
This looks too good to eat.

One, two, three!

We pulled out all the stops.
Every stop possible.

Every bus stop in the nation.

They got it.
You got every one.

Cheers, guys, to our date.
Cheers.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Mmm, beautiful, this is.

I don't wanna eat it,
it's so pretty.

It took me ages, that. Did you like
me carving all the "Lib"? See?

Did you make it?
Yeah.

Did you?
Mm-hm.

Was this hard for you to make?
Cos I know you don't like this.

Yeah, it made my hands stink.

Did we meet on the 26th?
We did, didn't we? Yeah.

Where's my date?
Our date's a bit sketchy.

THEY LAUGH

Am I gonna be in your good books
for a long time? Yeah.

Thank you.
Can we have pina colada next time?

Maybe, actually, next time,
you girls could make a breakfast

for me and Tobe.
A fry-up.

A fry-up and a pint of Stella
would be beautiful, that.

You're cute, aren't you?
Who knew you'd be such a romantic?

Yeah, thanks!
LAUGHTER

IAIN: 'Recently, Lucinda auditioned
for Newsnight.

'She never got the job. No idea why,

'cos that girl's not afraid
to ask the hard-hitting questions.'

Are you OK?
What's your favourite animal?

A dog.

My favourite animal's a cub,
I think.

A what?
A cub.

Like a lion cub.
Really?

They say your favourite animal
is how you perceive yourself.

Like, do I look like a dog, then?
LAUGHTER

TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!

Yay!

SHE READS ALOUD:

CHEERING

SQUEALING

I get to leave the villa with Brad,
and we get to do something exciting.

Oh, my goodness.

ALL SINGING: She's going on a date!
She's going on a date!

My first ever date.

Hey!
THEY LAUGH

I might pop me the dove shirt.

First date...

First real bit of alone time
with Cind.

It's kinda... Everything's...
Literally, this experience

is gonna be the first time
for everything,

so I'm looking forward to it.

How you doing, soppy bollocks?

I've never been on a date, so I
don't know how this is gonna go.

What, you've never been on a date?!
No. Make sure you ask questions.

And shut your mouth.
What questions are you gonna ask?

We're just gan chat,
see what's there.

When you're chatting,
you're only allowed three "gan"s.

HE LAUGHS

What shorts do you prefer, baby?

Denim.
Put the denim on.

First date, mate,
the doves have to come out!

You said it, doves.
You said it!

It's gotta be the doves!
It's gotta be the doves.

OK, defo these.
Now, what do I do with my hair?

I like it straight.
Yeah. Looks nice.

Have you ever popped open
a Champagne bottle?

Mate, I'm from Amble,
there's nae such thing as Champagne.

LAUGHTER

Do you like it?
Yeah, I love it. Stunning.

Hairbrush? Hairbrush is in there.
Thank you. No worries.

Sick, mate. You look sick.

CHEERING

SINGING: You're going on a date!

# Finally, you've come along

# The way I feel about you
It just can't be wrong... #

Are you excited?

JAKE: Aw, you look lovely.
Thank you.

Let's go! Bye!
CHEERING

Are you excited?
Yeah, I'm really excited.

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

THEY LAUGH

'Coming up... Brad pops his cork.'

Twizzle the top there.

Take that off.
CORK POPS

Ooh! Jesus Christ.
That was quick.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Brad and Lucinda
are on their date,

'and let me be the first
to say I'm impressed!

'Well thought out,
beautifully put together,

'looks a million dollars.

'Quite frankly,
Brad's shirt deserves better

'than yet another dismal effort
from the date team!'

It does look nice. You'd better
be good at popping Champagne.

HE LAUGHS
I doubt it.

Have you ever done it before?
Never. Have you not?

I don't drink this sort of stuff.

Do you have any idea
what you're gonna do? Nah.

Right, so, get it,
twizzle the top bit...

CORK POPS
Ooh!

Jesus Christ! That was quick.
I'll get yours first.

Thank you.

Thank you.
My first ever date.

Cheers to your first ever date.

Were you saving that shirt
for your date?

I says, when I first came in,
I says,

"Never been on a date on the
outside. Never, ever dated someone."

Like, a date like this,
you've never been on?

Never, never.

So I said, "Save this shirt.
First date, bring it out."

Aww!

I'm 26,
I've been in Amble all my life.

Like I say, you divn't
drink Champagne in Amble.

A lot of people that I know in Amble
never get out.

Yeah. They only know, like...
Amble. They only know Amble.

Amble sounds like a place.
For me,

I was never gonna find someone
in Amble to be with,

because, one, either all my pals
have already been there,

or two, I just know who else
has been there, and you can't!

Yeah. The last thing you'd want is
to be walking about with someone...

Whereas, obviously,
meeting yourself,

nae-one from Amble
will know who you are. No.

Amble sounds a bit bigger
than the place that I'm from.

The place that I'm from, there's
literally just, like, a post office,

a little newsagent
and a coffee shop.

So you've been forced out of it,
if you wanted to find someone?

Yeah. I can't...
You wouldn't be able to go out.

I mean, everything's closed
by about five.

So, how does a girl from Ditchling
meet people?

I go to the nearest town,

which is Brighton. Or London.

Either/or. To be fair,

I think you would actually
really get along with my friends.

You need to come to Brighton
and say hi to everyone.

Seven-hour drive.

You're, like, the furthest north
you can get, basically,

and I am the furthest south.

So we genuinely couldn't be
any more further apart if we tried.

I do think your eyes are, like,
your best feature, I think.

They're like a really light blue.

That's why I wear blue -
brings out my eyes.

THEY LAUGH

# We should be more than friends. #

'Kaz is about to ask a question
you'd only hear on this show:

' "D'you know that girl
you've been sleeping with

' "on and off for two weeks -
do you fancy her, by any chance?" '

I just wanted to know
how you were doing.

How am I doing?
Yeah, man. I'm doing well.

My fellow friend Islander.
Friend Islander, our gang.

Yeah, I'm good. Obviously, you know,

Brad and Lucinda
have just gone on their date.

That's very nice, I'm a little bit
jealous. Yeah, that's normal.

Just cos it'd be nice
to find someone in here

to share that with
and share this experience with.

I guess we'll just have to
wait and see, on that front.

But how are you finding things?

I mean, obviously,
I'm coupled up with Aaron now,

and we just get along.

Do you have this with Shaz, right,
where you get along, as friends,

and you don't know if, like...

it's just pure friendship? Or more?
Or not really?

Cos you guys were coupled up
on the first date. Yeah.

And you separated,
and now it's like...

No, I think... Obviously,
we coupled up at the start,

and it was very quickly
that we kind of decided

there was
nothing romantically there. Mm.

And I think that's why we're
probably in such a good place now,

because there's none of
that pressure, or things like that.

And because of that, it's made it
so much easier to get along.

Yeah. Maybe if we were together
romantically,

maybe some things I do,
or some things she may do,

may be, like, flags or something.
You know what I mean? Yeah.

It might be like, "I wouldn't want
that in a partner," or this or that.

But because we're such good friends,
it's so platonic. Yeah.

It's just really nice
to obviously have someone in here,

and fingers crossed, someone walks
in for her at some point soon.

Yeah. And I know she wants the same
for me as well.

Hugo did say that
the things that he was looking for

when he initially walked into
this villa are starting to change,

so MAYBE...

it's because of Sharon.

I guess we're both
in the same situation. Mm.

Sometimes I do feel like,
"Oh, my God, this is really weird."

Because I haven't known you
very long. Yeah.

I've only know you a week. What
the hell? Yeah, like, it's crazy.

I'm not gonna hold back.

No. If I feel something,
and something's there,

I didn't care if it's been a week,

two weeks or three weeks,
that's my approach to it.

Don't hold back.
Divn't hold back.

And if you started holding back
from me,

just because you were worried
in case it was going too quick,

if you held back,
I might get mixed signals,

and I make take that
as she's not...

Even though you are interested...
Would you say I'm holding back?

Nah, not really.
I think everything's just easy.

Mm, 100%.

So you're not getting mixed signals
at all, or anything?

No. Should I?
No.

So, where do you think
we're gonna go from here?

Obviously, we both fancy each other
loads. What do you think?

Are you asking
if my head could be turned?

Is that what you're asking?

Could your head be turned?

I mean, like, never say never,
sort of thing.

No. I think, at the minute,

the level of attraction's
ridiculous.

And so far...

The more I'm getting to know you,
everything's ticking off for me.

So it's like, could my head
be turned at the minute?

I can't see it.

In my position right now,
could I see myself getting attached?

Yes, 100%.

For me, the massive thing
is someone I can be myself around.

And so far, even in the first week,
I've found that.

I feel like, with me,
it is the same.

I mean, looks-wise...

ten out of ten.
SHE LAUGHS

And obviously,
personality is really good as well.

I feel like
we're really good together.

Yeah. I definitely don't think
my head could be turned.

Well, I mean, like, never say never,
but it's looking pretty good.

You give me loyal vibes.

Let's hope that they're right.

# We won't be here forever... #

Cheers.
Cheers to a good first date.

Hopefully more to come.
Cheers to a good first date.

See where... this takes us.

Thank you.

'Back at the villa,
Kaz and Sharon are working out

'how Sharon can get on the good side
of our resident teacher, Hugo.

'Can I suggest buying him an apple?'

We can lay down. I'm all sprayed up.

How are you? I'm good.
What's going on?

How was having a chat with Hugo
earlier?

Just kind of said to him, obviously,

"You know my situation,
I'm coupled up with Aaron.

"Do you ever get to points with Shaz
where you're kind of like,

" 'Mm, it's crossing
the friendship line a bit." '

Like, technical,
what is the situation?

And he was basically saying
that, like,

he's... He's very, like,
what's the word?

Waiting for someone to come in.

And I was trying to hint that
there's people in here, like,

"Could you get to know them
and stuff?"

He says he gets along with you...
Mm-hm.

..as friends, and he's trying to...

I think your man's
about to come over.

Oh. I feel like the boys sent him
to come and listen.

Try to be a little spy.
Yeah, I know, not very good, was it?

Yeah, and he's obviously saying

that he can't wait
for people to come in

for all of us,
cos we're all in the same situation.

It's just, I don't wanna
fucking waste my time and, like...

Obviously getting hurt
by the whole Aaron situation,

I don't wanna do it again.
Yeah.

I don't have it in me
to do it again. Yeah.

'I can't read Hugo at all.'

I know he's a lot more comfortable
with me now,

in terms of sharing a bed.
For me, I don't know where he's at.

I don't want to open a can of worms

unless I'm 100% sure
that I want to open the can.

The thing is, I understand
where you're coming from.

I feel like...

The thing is, he's open,
but I'm trying to...

He's not really, though, is he?

Like, he says that, but he's not.
Like, he is not short of confidence.

If he wanted to get to know me,
he would pull me for a chat.

Yeah. He's not. He's never been shy
to pull me for a chat before.

If he wanted this one
to be in a different context...

He would have switched it up.
..he would have said something.

'So, after two long weeks,

'there's good news and bad news
for Hugo.

'The good news is
he's pulled a girl.

'The bad news is,
by the looks of it,

'I'm not sure
the girl's ever gonna tell him.

'Oh, look who's back
from their date!'

GASPS

You're back!
Yo.

ALL: Hi!

Have a good time?
Yeah, such a good time.

Shall we go on the sunbeds?

Did you have a lovely time
on your date?

Hey, you look lovely.

Shall we go by the fire pit?
Yeah, fire pit.

How was it?
Good. It was fucking...

I'm not joking, I was just like,
"Fuck..." Like...

Good first date, yeah?

Mate, it was like...
ROLLS HIS LIPS

People would die
for a date with Cind.

And I'm getting that
as my first ever.

Hopefully, my first and not my last.

I could see myself
getting attached at some point,

if things keep going
the way they are.

I had such a good time.
Did you?

It was exactly what we needed.
ALL: Aw!

Yeah, like, one-on-one.
We were just talking about stuff,

and where we're gonna go from here
and just, like,

taking it day by day.

Yeah. Like, talking about
heads turning

and what would happen
if other people come in.

And what did you say?

Just stuff like, where do we go
forward? You know what I mean?

I might be catching some feelings.
A little bit guilty.

There's defo some feelings there
for him,

which is just really nice,
to be honest. It's a nice feeling.

She was asking me, "Do you think
your head could be turned in here?"

So I says,
"The more I'm getting to know you,

"the more
you're ticking them boxes."

For me, it's like,

I would never make a promise
and say that my head wouldn't turn.

But I says, "Right now,
I can't see it."

In this moment, yeah.

No-one knows what's gonna happen
in here.

It was just really lovely.
Aw, was it? Aw, babe!

Yeah, and we just had
a really good time.

Did he ask you questions?
He did.

Aw! He does know how to talk,
though, doesn't he?

LAUGHTER
It's not a bad thing.

It's not a bad thing,
it's part of him.

Yeah, we had a little kiss
at the end.

ALL: Aw! Yeah, he was talking about
Amble.

LAUGHTER

We literally just said, "What do
you think they're talking about?"

Amble!
Amble!

That is so cute. I'm glad you guys
had a good time. Yeah.

'Still to come...'
TEXT ALERT

'..big news rocks the villa.'

"The first couple
saved by the public is..."

# It's this one thing
That's got me tripping... #

'Right, you lot,
we're running late tonight,

'so, boys, you've only got
one second each in the shower.

'Crack on! Next!

'On you go. Thank you!

'And ladies, you're gonna have to
double up in the bath. Good work.'

Something could be
going down tonight.

Yep.
Mm. Something's looming in the air.

I think the best dates
are when you just go for drinks

and nice food and more drinks.

My favourite date is to do
something, like go for a dog walk,

go to the beach...

You're so wholesome, Faye.
You're so wholesome!

BRAD: Ideal date, what you saying?

Pick a bird up,

drive to a nice restaurant,
have dinner, drinks,

get pissed
and see where the night ends.

MUSIC: 'One Thing (Extended Mix)'
By Mr Belt & Wezol & Jack Wins

CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK

Boys, what started off as a five
moved onto a seven.

I couldn't hand-pick
a better bunch of lads

to have this experience with.

To the boys! To family!

# This one thing
My soul may be feeling

# It's this one thing you did
Oh-oh, oh-oh... #

I think it's going quite well,
don't you?

It is, it's going all right.
It's going decent. "All right"?

I like it.

I find you very easy
to get along with.

I find, like,
our conversation super easy.

I find you very attractive.
Is that what you wanted to hear?

I just want to hear...
Yeah, you did.

You wanted to get
a compliment out of me.

You're, like, the only person
in here that I FANCY.

D'you know what I mean? Obviously
I like you a little bit as well.

So that helps.
What do you mean, you "like" me?

Like me how? Like what?
What do you mean, like me?

Like, as a friend.
You like me as a friend? Yeah.

So you like me as you like
everyone else - as a friend.

No, maybe more than a friend,
little bit more.

I like, like, where we're going.
I love getting to know you.

There's no gameplaying going on with
me. I do not do any gameplaying.

Obviously we're getting to know
each other, because I like you,

like you more and more every day.
Aw!

Chloe! Aw!
Fuck off, Toby!

'It's all gone a bit
kissy-kissy, flirty-flirty,

'I think it's time to get
texty-texty, dumpy-dumpy.'

TEXT ALERT
Oh, fuck.

I got a text!
No, you haven't! I have.

"Can all Islanders gather
round the fire pit immediately?"

Are you being serious?
No, you're not.

Oh, shut up.
No hashtags?

No hashtags.
This shit's serious.

This is scary.
TENSE MUSIC

TEXT ALERT

"Islanders, the public
have been voting for the couple

"they think is the most compatible.

"Those with the fewest votes
risk being dumped tonight.

"Please all stand up."

TEXT ALERT

"In no particular order, the first
couple saved by the public is..."

# Cos, baby
You know why we came here

# Got you begging to be saved, yeah
You better say your prayers

# Cos, baby
You know why we came here... #

TEXT ALERT

"..Millie and Liam."

APPLAUSE

# Could be your obsession

# Show you what
You've been missing... #

TEXT ALERT

"The next couple
saved by the public is..."

# You better say your prayers

# Cos, baby
You know why we came here... #

TEXT ALERT

"..Liberty and Jake."

APPLAUSE

TEXT ALERT

"The third couple
saved by the public is..."

# How far will the dark go?

# How long does the light stay off?

# How deep is the love
We think we know...? #

TEXT ALERT

"..Kaz and Aaron."

# Just keep breathing
Breathing, breathing, breathing

# Just keep breathing

# Breathing, breathing, breathing

# Just keep breathing
Breathing, breathing, breathing

# Take a deep breath
I'm your oxygen. #

TEXT ALERT

# This is the final breath... #

"The fourth couple
saved by the public is..."

# It's time to stand and fight

# This is the final breath

# This is the final light... #

TEXT ALERT

"..Faye and Teddy."

# The time is now

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# They'll never bring you down
The time is now

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Stand up, stand up

# They'll never bring you down
The time is now. #

TEXT ALERT

"Chloe and Toby...

"..Lucinda and Brad...

"and Sharon and Hugo...

"..please stand
in front of the fire pit."

TEXT ALERT

"As the bottom three couples
in the vote,

"the public have decided
that you are the least compatible."

# Whoa, Lord, set my soul

# Take my pain and turn it into gold

# Cos all I know

# All I know, all I know is... #

TEXT ALERT

"The couple with the fewest votes
will have a big decision to make.

"One of them will be dumped
from the island tonight..."

"..and they must decide
between themselves who that is."

# So, heaven, don't fail me now

# Put the wings upon my feet

# Whoa, Lord... #

TEXT ALERT

# Set my soul
Take my pain and turn it into gold

# Cos all I know
All I know, all I know is... #

"The couple with the fewest votes,

"and therefore facing that decision,
is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Lucinda and Brad."

GASPS

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