Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 11 - Episode 10 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'

# I remember when I got started
My intention was to win... #

'..the new girls turned heads...'
I feel a bit giddy around you.

You're very, very attractive.

How come you chose me, then?
Cos with Sharon there...

I just feel like you are
literally beautiful. Like...

'..and one boy spoke his mind.'

I don't want to continue it.
OK.

I noticed I can't even
look her in the eyes at the moment.

'Tonight...

'..in the villa...



'the temperature... is rising.'

'I don't like slimy girls.

'I don't like sly girls.
I don't like snaky girls.'

Unfortunately, I did have to
snog her man. And I liked it, so...

Stop being nosy and stay over there.
I heard my name!

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

# Oh, my God
Oh, my God

# This feeling's just begun... #

'Aaron's just ended things
with Sharon,

'but he'd like to make it
Lucinda-dly clear that his decision

'has abso-Lucinda-dly nothing
to do with the arriva-Lucinda

'of the new girl.
Whatever her name is.'

# Frozen in motion
And my head tells me to stop

# Feeling feelings
I feel about us... #



I want you.
OK.

# Try to fight it
But it's never enough

# My heart is certain
It's more than a crush... #

Right, what is going on right now?

You wanna take a seat?

He basically said he wants us
to continue as friends.

Stop, stop.

Give me the scoop.
Yeah, what happened there?

So I just pulled her cos I was like,
"I've got to have this chat."

Because I didn't want
the situation to continue,

her thinking everything's sweet,
well, kind of not...

Or knowing it's not, but kind of
ignoring the fact that it's not.

So I was like, "Look,
I'm gonna be completely honest.

"Yesterday, I wasn't happy at all.
I was vexed, actually."

I was like, "I don't date people

"that react like that
to certain situations."

I was like, "Obviously I understand
people react in different ways,

"and I understand that
loads of guys will like that,

"because you're
standing up for yourself, etc, etc."

But I was like,
"Me, I'm a very, very relaxed guy."

I deal with things
in a much more chilled

and just kind of contained manner.

She just decides to strike fear
into every man.

Literally scared the shit out of us.

He was like... He pulled me
for a chat and was like,

"Basically
want to continue as friends."

Because of that Hugo situation.

Yesterday he was like, to me,
"That's not how I want a girl

"I'm dating to carry herself
when she's annoyed."

KAZ: Aaron said that?

He's like,
"That's a big red flag for me."

He was like, "I just don't think
we'd work on the outside."

So I said, like, "I think
you're being really unfair."

I was like, "I'm not gonna try and
convince you and change your mind."

I said, "But what you're saying
to me right now is really unfair."

But I think it's because, like,
girls are coming in,

and Aaron's their, like, top pick.
So he's just, like, yeah...

Because obviously two girls have
just walked in, picked Aaron.

Are you OK?
It pissed me off.

I know.
Because I've been very open.

# Like a whiplash, happened so fast
It's blindside... #

I'm angry. It's a cop-out.

She took it well, because
I don't think you can take it badly.

To be fair...
She said she...

She said she respected me
for telling her,

because most people wouldn't.
That's good.

Like...
You want a hug?

I know, I know, I know. I know.

BOTH: You are a good person.

Instead of just saying to me he had
a good date, like a real man would,

he wanted to blindside me
with all of these really shitty

personal comments
about how my opinion on kids

is a red flag to him.

For me, the whole thing just feels
like a really shitty cheap shot.

I love you so, so much.
Who's a strong-ass woman?

IAIN: 'After last night's
three-course dinner date,

'there's one question an
entire nation wants the answer to.

'What did Lucinda make of Brad's
home-made balsamic vinaigrette?'

I feel like Brad laid it on thick.
Oh, really?

Like what? Give an example.
Just, like, laid it on thick.

He even said, he was, like, "I feel
like I'm laying it on too thick."

Oh, my God!
That's cute.

Really? Yeah.
Please tell me what he said.

He was just basically going on about
my eyes... Just everything, really.

Aw!
Just, like compliments?

Yeah, compliments.
Yeah, can you imagine? Cos...

I need to get some cold water
in my tea.

Did you like that?
Yeah, I liked that. Mm-hm.

Hugo...

I told him how to give backhand
compliments, did he give you any?

You know, where you kinda
question...

Like, flirty banter.
Flirty banter.

I'm a big girl,
I knew it was gonna happen.

It's, like, OK hearing it now.
And, like, don't avoid eye contact.

Like, it's fine,
like, I don't own him.

But just be real, don't feel like
you don't wanna say who you like

cos I'm there.
Yeah.

But at the same time,
like, let's play devil's advocate -

she's probably is,
like, a bit intimidated.

Like, from her point of view,
she is a probably a bit, like,

"I have to
steal someone's man here."

Yeah, but do you know what?

I-I-I'm irrelevant
in this situation,

they both like each other.

He's laid it on thick with her,
I knew it was gonna happen.

I'm just being realistic.
And, just... do you know what it is?

I think I literally was
a placeholder.

Literally Blu Tack
for someone else. For Brad.

I'm sad for myself,
but I'm happy for them.

We said earlier,
I was gonna update you,

on obviously, what was...
what was happening... Yeah.

The date was obviously nice.

No, I heard
it was really, really good.

I'm happy for you, swear to God.

It's the feeling I got
when she first walked in.

Mm-hm.
I haven't had that feeling in here,

but it's not just
I haven't had that feeling in here,

I haven't had that feeling outside
of here for a long time either.

That's fucking insane.
Do you know what I mean?

I'd have just...
I don't know what it was,

I don't know
if it was just by chance,

but as soon as I seen her,
I was kinda, like, "Jesus Christ!"

There was just this strange feeling.

The way she handled it was just...
phew! It was second to none.

I wouldn't even be in this position
now if it wasn't for Rachel,

because she obviously saved us
at the re-coupling.

And I've been honest
with the lass from the start.

I'm gonna ask him,
"Why are you even telling lads

"that I don't want kids,
when that's not true?"

That's really unfair.

I think, give it a day or two,
I reckon I can...

..I can smooth it.

It's crazy, isn't it?
Do you know what I mean?

# I don't need to bury
My head in the sand... #

I'm gonna put on some sexy PJs
and I'm gonna get into MY bed.

You're in MY bed.

Let's go to bed, baby.
Yeah, yeah.

# Times get tough
But I don't give up

# Cos I know I'm not alone... #

I think you were her favourite.
Really?

Think so, yeah.
So I've heard, down the grapevine.

Oh, fucking...
HE LAUGHS

Good things come to those who wait.
Drama, drama, drama.

Is it always like that?
No. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

# Hoping tomorrow
Tomorrow is better than today... #

You know what you're doing,
you fully-grown woman, I love it!

Oh, not me giving her sexy PJ's.
Oops.

Oopsie.
Whoops!

# It's not easy sleeping
When I lay down in bed

# Cos I got all these worries
Running through my head... #

Oh, no...

No way are we doing, like,
a catwalk down the thing.

Are you having a laugh?

You go in first.
You go in first. No.

Hello.
Oh, my God!

# We're all reaching for something
And we're all craving change

# Hoping tomorrow
Tomorrow is better than today

# And we're all
Searching for somewhere

# Trying to find a way

# Hoping tomorrow
Tomorrow is better than today

# Let's make tomorrow
Tomorrow better than today. #

'Coming up,
Chloe makes a proposal.'

Do you wanna play a little game?
Yeah.

We can do foreplay for days,
if you want. OK.

SHE CHUCKLES

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's morning,
and you're probably wondering

'how frosty the mood was in Aaron
and Sharon's bed last night.

'Let's just say
if he'd asked for a spoon,

'she'd have told him to fork off.'

# And it feels like summer... #

You're always taking the duvet, man.
Oh, my bad.

# It feels like summer... #

Hello, my two favourite people.

Aw!

How's it going?

How did you sleep, girls?
It was nice.

It was a bit giggly at first.
Yeah.

I think it was all just a bit...
Too much excitement?

Too much excitement!

# It's taking me back there
Taking me back there... #

Oh, I love a cuddle.
Yeah. I wouldn't mind

a cuddle off her, mind.
Bet you do.

Black coffee?
Oh, yes, please, Brad.

Does everyone just want the usual?
Yes, please, baby.

I haven't been out here yet.

Let's see the view.

'Lucinda and Millie have been
turning so many heads,

'the producers sent them up
to the terrace on their own

'because several of the boys
are suffering from whiplash.'

So, what is the POA?
Shall we sit down?

What does POA mean?
POA means plan of action.

Oh, OK.

For today, this beautiful...

Beautiful day.
Time to talk to some beautiful men.

LAUGHS, SNORTS

Yeah, so, my plan of action is,
you know what?

I'm not going to be too keen.

I think last night's approach
was a bit keen!

Yeah, no, same.
But then, I can't help being flirty.

Me neither.
I can't help it.

It's just something, isn't it?

When the girls, Libby and Chloe,
were asking me about my day,

and, yeah, they kind of were, like,

"You know, we really want Hugo
to find someone."

Sorry, but I can't help it if me
and Liam have a better connection.

I mean, if it was the same situation
with Brad...

Thankfully for me, Rachel's being
really laid-back about it.

Do you know what they said?

They said they'd never seen Brad
like this. And obviously, he says,

"This is my type,
whatever is my type,"

but the way he is with you
is that they've never seen it,

so he's obviously different
when he actually fancies someone.

Oh, really?
Yeah.

Hi.
Hello.

It's different in there.
It's all tidy, isn't it?

I know. Oh, thank you so much.
You said iced coffees, didn't you?

Did you put oat milk in it?
Aye. Yeah.

Oh, thank you very much.
Wow. You're unreal.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

Thank you!
We'll leave you to chat.

Thanks.
Aw!

I'm not gonna lie,
this tastes really fucking weird.

LAUGHS

What is in that?

I didn't have the heart to say.
This is rank.

Eurgh! Wait...

I like their confidence, though.

Whose?
Just the boys.

"We can make an iced coffee,"
even though they sort of can't.

But it's like...
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna
be making my own from now on.

They're very confident,
and I'm living for it, to be honest.

It is really nice.

I was slightly hoping that Liam
was gonna bring me up a coffee.

Mm!

But maybe Hugo
just got in there first.

Maybe it's a fight for...

Hugo's got an extra point
from me now.

It's definitely a little fight for
survival here, with Hugo and Liam.

So, I had a really good time
with Liam on my date last night.

We giggled a lot, flirted a lot.
Yeah, it was really fun,

but I definitely want to get to know
the other boys more today

and, you know, not put all my eggs
in one basket, i.e. Liam.

'After last night's dramas, the
girls are checking up on Rachel.'

Oh, are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Hang on, what's going on?

I just feel like a lost sheep today.
Just, like, what the fuck do I do?

I just think sometimes
it's a little kick up the arse.

Yeah.
I'm just like...

There's just things
that I didn't say yesterday,

that I didn't want to say
out of anger, that I slept on.

Also, I think you were shook
about what happened.

It was very out of the blue.
Yeah.

It's all very convenient.
Two stunning girls have come in,

and look at how many heads have been
turned, do you know what I mean?

Like, straight away.

'Aaron's had a nasty fall
and twisted his ankle,

'but knowing the absolute gents
we've got on this show,

'I'm sure it won't be too long
before someone rushes to his aid.'

Right, honey...
Oh, look, they're working out!

Just what we wanted.

Um... Do a loop and then...
Go on, then.

So what's going on with you?
Do you fancy anyone in here?

Mm, maybe. My type is...

WHISPERING: Toby.

He is my fucking type on paper,
but I just love Kaz.

What are you pulling that face for?

So, what,
what you do in that situation?

Hello.
Morning, girls.

Hey!
How's it going?

Apparently he told the boys,
he's, like, really happy,

which is annoying, isn't it?

Could he be happier?
Defo.

You reckon, he could?

Obviously, the boys all put my name
down on their boards the other day,

and I think after yesterday as well,
two new girls coming in,

it does make you
have a little think.

Obviously, Kaz has grafted Toby,
so I think he's got comfortable,

and I don't think we came here
to be comfortable.

'You're absently right, Chloe -
nobody came here to be comfortable.

'Anyway, here's Brad and Lucinda,
lying on a comfy bed,

'next to a swimming pool,
in a luxury villa, in Spain.'

So, how are you?

Good. Different feeling
this morning for me, like.

What do you mean?
Cos it's like, there's a difference

between I can get to know someone,
and I wanna get to know someone.

Oh, really?
Aye.

SHE SQUEALS

I haven't had that in here yet,
so... Yeah.

Obviously, for me, it's a bit
different now you're here. Yeah.

Quite excited for me
getting to know her,

but I know for a fact there's a few
others wanting to get to know her,

which I'm not too excited about.

Hopefully me and her have got
a bit of a better bond, and...

see how it goes from there, like.

You know what I love?

I love all the stages
leading up to relationship as well.

Cos I haven't been through
those stages in, like, ages now.

You know, like, the getting to know,
la la la...

I've never been on a date, man.
Have you not?

I haven't been with someone
since fuckin' 2019.

You haven't had sex with someone
since 2019?

Nah, I'm not that type of...
I don't do that.

Oh, my God.
I don't do that.

What is bad about you?

I just don't do it.

I don't agree with it, because
I didn't wanna lead anyone on.

So you're not a fuckboy?
No, I'm far from it.

That's what everybody thinks I am.
Really?!

Brad is definitely up there
with one of my top boys, you know.

There's just something there,
I can feel it in my bones.

But it's like,
"Hold on a minute, hon,"

I need to get to know everyone.
I'm open to everyone.

'Chloe is a big fan of Kaz,

'but she's also attracted
to Kaz's fella.

'Yes, Chloe is facing
one of life's big questions -

'Toby or not Toby?

'It's been a long week.'

Are you OK?
I'm fine. I'm decent.

Yeah? Obviously you and me,
the night where I was picking,

I just thought you were on Kaz.
Yeah, you...

WHISPERING:
..out of all the girls here...

Mm? ..you intrigue me the most.
Cos you're just...

What does that mean?
I don't know, it's just like...

Are you just too cool
to say things normally?

Do you have to talk in riddles?

That's not a riddle.
You intrigue me.

OK, what does that mean?
OK, you, like, interest me.

I'm interested in you.
Oh, OK.

CHUCKLING
"Oh, OK." Because it's like...

..you're always keeping me guessing.
Yeah?

And I like that.
OK.

That's good. Good start.
Yeah, it is.

I mean, I wanna get to know you.
Do you wanna get to know me?

Nah, not really.
Oh, my God, are you fucking serious?

I'm joking. I'm joking!
Are you fucking serious?

I'm serious, yeah.
OK.

Kaz is a very laid-back person, so
I think she would be fine with it,

because at the end of the day,
it tests me and it tests her.

Because it could bring out
things of her that I could see.

So, like, a jealous type, or how she
reacts with me with another girl.

And if I fall at this hurdle here,
there's no point really going

beyond that, because the outside
world will be 20 times worse.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Eagle-eyed viewers
might have spotted

'that the pool is looking
exceptionally clean this year,

'and Millie's about
to find out why.'

What do you do?
Water engineer.

Stuff like that.
Get a bit grubby, do you? Oh, yeah.

Filth.

Filthy? Filthy...
You come home filthy?

..dirty. Wet.

Do you ever get your top off
cos you're too hot? Yeah.

Do you?
Yeah, yeah. My hammer in one hand.

You've got the girls walking past,
looking at you, like, "Oi, oi!"

Well, me, I'm in fields.
Maybe not, then!

So I'm getting cows and sheep.
SHE LAUGHS

Let's go to this one here.
Mm-hm.

What's up, princess?

Not nice to see, but
he's gotta do what he's gotta do.

So I'm just gonna be chill
and see what happens.

Where are they?
Over there, having a chat.

Where?

Over there, by the fire pit.
Oh.

OK. I've just got to sit back
and watch it. It's cool. Exactly.

It's cool, it's cool, it's cool.

Let me see your eyes.
What colour eyes you got?

Blue.
You've got blue as well.

Blue-eyed gang.
We are, yeah.

You're pretty blond. Are you mousy?
I tell you what...

Or have you got highlights?
No, it's the sun. It's the sun.

The sun makes my eyebrows
go all blonde, and my hair.

And then, come the winter,
it goes dark. Weird.

How are you, anyway?
Yeah, I'm good.

I feel a bit more, like,
relaxed today.

The last thing we want is
you to come in and feel unwelcome,

you know? Feel like eyes are burning
in your head all the time.

Yeah. You sort of get used to that,
I suppose, do you?

Well...
I'm not.

Me personally, not yet, I haven't.
Got used to... Why?

Just cos of me and Lib, really,
that's it.

No-one else has really...
Caught your eye? No? No.

And then, obviously, you come in,
it was like, "Oh, fuck!"

Lib, bless her,
she knows exactly my type.

What we've got is good, but we've
not had... Nothing's been tested.

The waters haven't been tested
or anything. Yeah, that's true.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Chloe's a good mate to Kaz,

'so there's no way she'd
spend all day flirting with Toby

'on the swing seat.
That'd be outrageous!

'So now she's flirting with Toby
on the daybed.'

So, what is your type?
Er...

As I said,
someone that can chat one-on-one.

Yeah.
That's my main thing. Number one.

The fucking bar isn't high, is it?
What else...?

Wait, I'm still going.
Oh, all right, there's a list.

I'm still going.
OK.

And two, you need to be
proper attracted to her.

Yeah. Me, I'm attracted
to a lot of girls.

Oh, my God. So many red flags here!

I wouldn't say that's a bad thing.

OK. That's not hard, is it?

Do you think you meet that, or what?

Yeah, of course. Don't you?

OK. Your chat might be shit.

SHE LAUGHS

I've got good chat! I'm funny.
Yeah.

Easy to be around, good time.

I just wonder if you're
a bit too shy or, like, reserved.

Hm? I like someone
who's really straightforward.

Are you straightforward?
Yeah, I'll tell you how it is.

OK, good. Just checking.

What about you?
What?

What you're saying. What's your...

your guys. Your...

Me?
Yeah.

Do you know what,
I'm actually a simple lady, too.

I just like someone
who's straightforward.

But I like someone
who's all about me.

That's my main thing.
All about you. Yeah.

That's hard in here, though.

THEY LAUGH

OK, no... No.

I'm quite pleased with myself
that you're interested.

Do you know what I mean?

I stroked your ego, yeah.
Yeah, I needed that.

I just don't know, man.
I don't know.

Like, Chloe, man.
Disappointed?

To be honest, I don't even know
what they're chatting about.

I just don't like... My thing
that I don't like is sneaky people.

And I just would hate for the wool
to be pulled from under my eyes.

I would HATE that.

I trust he'll be honest with me.
Mm-hm.

Do I trust she'll be honest with me?

Actually, no. What I do like
is someone who gives a bit.

So you'll have to give a bit.

What do you mean? You're like,
"Don't graft, don't do that."

I said I'll give a bit
if I have to give a bit. OK, good.

I'm not a complete, like,
flipping...

That's my request.

'I like a flirt.'

I like sexual chemistry,
flirt, chat, funny.

Some of that was there. But now
the flame has come back, I'm like,

"Oh, OK! Let's see where this goes."

So, yeah, no. I love flirting.
I wanna do it all day long.

No, I don't wanna
reveal everything too soon.

Why can't you just put your cards
on the table? I hate games, man.

Nah, I want to play a little game
with you.

Oh, fuck off, man. Fuck off.

Wanna play a little game with you.
SHE LAUGHS

Have some fun, you know?

You wanna play a little game?
OK, we can play a little game.

Have some fun.
OK.

You don't wanna have some fun?

You just wanna
go straight to the good bit?

SHE LAUGHS
What about foreplay?

Straight to the good bit? Come on!

Yeah, love foreplay. We can do
foreplay for days, if you want.

OK. We'll start today.

And then we'll end it... next week
or something.

Next week, fuck me!
Not waiting around that long, hon.

'Still to come... Chloe cops Toby.'

CHEERING

'Challenge time now, and this one's
inspired by Line Of Duty,

'which some viewers said
ended disappointingly,

'unlike our version,

'which will be consistently
disappointing throughout.

'Get ready for Line Of Booty.

'It's a contest
where the sexiest copper wins.'

MUSIC: 'Whoppa'
by Tinie Tempah ft Sofia Reyes

'Kaz is up first,

'and our policewomen will have to do
a sexy striptease.'

CHEERING

She really went in for it.
She set the tempo for all the girls.

CHEERING

Dance, dance, dance!
CHEERING

'I literally...
I was just enjoying it.'

I was like, "This is what
I want to be doing." I just like...

I'm not the best dancer,
but I love it.

'She then chooses a boy
to interrogate.'

# Whoppa, whoppa, whoppa, whoppa

# Skin look like champagne and mocha
Someone call a chopper... #

'The boys have hidden
a mystery object in their pants,

'and the girls
have to work out what it is.'

Tobias!
Hey!

I think you have
a concealed weapon on you.

I ain't got nothing on me.
Ain't got nothing on me.

All I thought about was the chair,
so that guy doesn't... You know?

What is that?

Could you let me know
what that is?

Aubergine!
An aubergine!

LAUGHTER

'The girls then decide
whether or not to kiss the boy

'before sticking them
in the slammer.

'Sorry, am I hallucinating?'

CHEERING

Do I keep the hat, yeah?

You can keep the hat
as a little departure gift from me.

I literally had the best time.
Like, I'd do that again.

'Next up is Liberty.'

I have, like, a sexy, bad side,
so I was just ready to get that out

and show Jake what he has.

CHEERING

Go on, girl.

So, Jacob, I've heard
you've been a very...

naughty... boy.

Lib called me Jacob,
and when someone calls me Jacob,

it means I've been a naughty boy.

Bend over.

I think that is...
I think it's a cucumber.

Hey!

CHEERING

'I'm laying down the law.'

Quite literally,
I laid down the law.

'It's Faye's turn to take names.'

Two words that don't go
in a sentence is "sexy" and "Faye".

CHEERING

Go on, girl!

Go on, Faye! Go on, girl.

Anything to disclose?

Erm...

LAUGHTER

I'm gonna say a banana?

Banana it is.
APPLAUSE

I had two bananas down there.

'It was a banana,
and you know what?'

I couldn't feel
anything else either,

so that's disappointing
in itself, innit?

I only gave him a peck,
cos I thought,

he can't compare us then, can he?
I'm down here, I've made no effort.

'It's time for Sharon
to go out on patrol.'

# Got all my friends here with me

# And I don't need you
Don't need you

# Got this dress up on me
So I don't need your stress up on me

# Baby, we're done, c'est la vie

# Now I don't need you
I don't need you

# Should've left your ass
From time ago

# Didn't love me then
But now I do... #

She killed the outfit.
She killed the outfit.

Come with me, Mr Francis.
CHEERING

'I have as much sex appeal
as a turkey dinosaur,

'so I wasn't sure if I was showing
him what he was missing at all.'

But I gave it a good go.
I'm trying to figure out what it is.

CHEERING

If you can't do the time,
don't do the crime.

I've seen those eyes
being made to me before,

so I knew what was going on in
his mind. I was just like, "Nah."

'Rachel's ready
to dish out some justice.'

CHEERING

I'm fine!
I just knew that was gonna happen.

CHEERING

I slid off the slide
and went headfirst into a gate.

It was tragic.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come along, friend.

When Rachel picked us, I was
actually surprised that she did.

Can you give me any details as to
what it is you may have hidden?

Er...
Not one?

Oh!
Again?

ALL: Oooooh!

Oh, my God!

Take care, have fun.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'It's time for Officer Chloe
to clean up the streets.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

One of us is in trouble.

One of you's been very naughty.

Toby.
Oh, shit.

Heard you smuggled something in.
Oh, shit!

I chose Toby
because he's growing on me.

She picked me in the challenge,

which really made a statement
to everyone.

Ooh. Sit down here.

Ooh!

She's got some fucking neck on her,
ain't she?

IMITATES CHLOE: "Oh, Toby, let me
rescue you from jail. Ah, ah!"

It feels like...
like a plastic willy.

A bone!

I found a big bone
in Toby's knickers.

A very big bone.

Snake in the grass. So sly.

'Unfortunately,
I did have to snog her man.'

I liked it, so... Yeah.

I'm sorry, Kaz.

I don't even...
I got thoughts in my head.

Thoughts in my head.

'Millie's getting ready
to read someone their rights.'

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Right, who's been a naughty boy?

I think I've been a naughty boy.
LAUGHTER

You have?
He just walked out of the jail!

'Took Liam into custody.'

I'm a, like, you know, let's-try-
before-you-buy kind of girl.

Let's have a look here.

Obviously, I could feel eyes
looking over

as Millie was, you know,
feeling the downstairs.

Is that a... speaker?

ALL: Oooooooh!

Oh!
Lock me up and throw away the key.

ALL: Oooh!

Millie going in for a full-on snog,
I expected it. I was expecting it.

So, you know...
looked like a good kiss, to be fair.

CHEERING

'Lucinda's about to show us
the long arm of the law.'

CHEERING

One of you
has committed a crime time.

Oh, me? See you later, lads.

I chose Brad
because he is literally beautiful.

I've heard
that you are hiding something.

CHEERING

I'm scared I'm gonna touch
the wrong thing!

LAUGHTER
Is that it?

I had no idea
what the hell that was.

HONKS HORN

I mean, it was a kiss on the lips,
nothing more,

but, you know, it was better
than a kiss on the cheek.

In you go!
Welcome back, boy.

Whoo!

It was sad to see,
obviously, someone left out.

That's brutal.

Right, I guess it's time
to choose the sexiest policewoman.

Aw, I wanna give him
the biggest hug.

OK, so the lads have been chatting,
and the sexiest policewomen is...

Kaz!

CHEERING

I'm so glad that he got to announce
that I was the sexiest one.

Ha! In Chloe's face.

APPLAUSE

'Our WPCs are having
a post-challenge debrief,

'and as DCI Hastings would say...

BAD IRISH ACCENT: ' "There's
only one thing I'm interested in,

' "and that's
catching bent coppers!" '

I'll be honest,
I've been friends with Chlo,

I get on really well with Chlo,
but what she did in that challenge

shocked me and it was insensitive
towards you.

Now, it's a challenge.

The aim of the challenge is,
OK, let's all have fun.

I'm so sorry - you could have
kissed him on the hand,

you could have kissed him
on the cheek. Yeah.

You could have kissed him
on the forehead,

you could have kissed
his fucking foot, for all I care.

She did not need to kiss him
on the lips.

If anything, she could have
just been like, "Hey..."

That's not what that was.

That was a bit more.
So don't blindside me.

Don't make me out like I'm a mug.
D'you know what I mean?

Sly, slimy, and snaky.

Don't like slimy girls,
I don't like sly girls,

and I don't like snaky girls,
and she's all three.

Argh! Hm.

And now I need to figure out
if Toby enjoyed it or not.

And if he did enjoy it, I'm...

Are you trying to listen?

Yeah, whatever.

It's annoying, but, like,
talk to you two, talk to the boys.

You've literally just done
a stupid challenge with Toby...

I know, do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah.

It ain't that big of a deal.
No, it's not.

So, you know, she should...
she should be, like, mature enough

just to sit there
and have a chat with you.

And also, at the end of the day,
like,

it was just a little challenge,
whatever. And then...

if her and Toby
have got something,

then they've got something.

I love Kaz, like,
I absolutely love her,

but I don't think she's gonna be
my biggest fan any more.

But girl code does get
left at the door a little bit,

because we come here
to find someone.

And I wouldn't have done it

if I didn't think that
there was a little something there.

If you want my honest opinion,

I think that being with Kaz
is amazing,

and she's a great laugh, but...

..I dunno.
Can I see it working on the outside?

I'm not so sure.
D'you know what I mean?

What, so you think Chloe
WOULD work on the outside?

I dunno, it's just your energies
kind of match a lot.

And she's, like...
She's a massive weirdo, isn't she?

And so are you. No offence.
But in a good way.

The problem I have with Kaz is,

if we're walking in the hallway,

I wouldn't wanna
just grab her and kiss her. Yeah.

I think there's a reason
you're feeling like this.

But who knows?

IAIN STIRLING:
'Coming up, Chloe and Kaz clash.'

It's a sticky one,
because, obviously,

I would like to get to know him.

# There's something about the music
That makes me feel right... #

Oh, gosh.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Ooh, look!
Thanks to the magic of telly,

'there's three Jakes
AND three Hugos!

'But not everyone's
as made up about it as me.'

I've seen far too much
of certain lads, you know.

Drama, drama, drama.

# I'm about to lose it
So let's just lose it tonight... #

I need to talk to Toby, cos
I don't know where his head's at.

How are you feeling, Tobe?

Would you guys advise, tonight,
just act on natural urges?

Definitely.
Be honest to Kaz.

# There's something about the music
That makes me feel right

# So let's just lose it tonight

# Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight... #

'Liberty's taking Jake
up to the terrace for a chat.

'Luckily, we can film what happens,

'cos we've hidden a camera
under a giant terracotta top hat.

'Very subtle (!)'
Do you wanna sit?

Cool, so, I just wanna say
how I'm feeling... at the moment.

We've got... I think me and you
have got a really good connection,

and I was really, like...

am and was really, like,
into you and stuff. Yeah.

And, then, today,
you've had one chat with Millie,

and I was a bit upset,

just because I felt like
I've really opened up to you.

But I'm not gonna sit here

and watch you get to know
every blonde girl that comes in

and not know whether you'll, like...

and test the waters
to know what you've got.

I gave you 110%, and if
you don't wanna give me that back,

that's fine,
but I'm not gonna give you 110%

if you're gonna
get to know other girls and stuff.

So, I had a chat with...
Mm-hm.

..Millie. Yeah.
And there's nothing there.

So, what if
another blonde girl come in

that was even more your type
and you bounced with her?

What's the point in me pursuing
summat with someone else

and getting them more if...
what I've got with you is good.

What's the point of that?

How do you not understand, Lib?
No, I'm just...

I'm not...
I'm protecting myself.

Of course you are.
It's nothing against you.

I'm just protecting myself.
I had one chat with her,

and one chat's just gone...
fucking flip.

Like, it's a test.

I needed a test to go,
"Actually...

"..am I really into Lib?"

And after one chat with someone
who is my type, I'm like,

"Wow... I'm still so into you."

Cos it is looks.
OK, cool.

Like you said, could I be happier?
And I found out that...

..I don't think I can be happier.

Well, you need to
make me laugh more, but...

HE LAUGHS

Oh, dude...

Could you be happier?
I'm joking!

Oh, my God, no!

I can't keep my hands off you.

I think that's... tells a lot.
Yeah.

Just because obviously
today has shook me a bit,

so I feel like it's just gonna be a
process of opening up again, slowly.

So...
So I'll cuddle you... possibly.

Oh, my God.
No! I'll cuddle you possibly.

There's not gonna be no, like,
hanky-panky snogging.

Oh, my God.
What?

No, that's fine. Absolutely fine.
You do what you've gotta do.

That's fine.

'Kaz wants a word with Chloe.
As DCI Hastings would say...

BAD IRISH ACCENT: ' "Jesus,
Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey,

' "this could be trouble!"

'I'm sorry about the accent.'

Are you OK?
Yeah, no, how are you?

Erm, confused, but you go.
Yeah.

Yeah. No, obviously,
I wanted to pull you straight after,

or, like, before, whatever, but then
it was like challenge, whatever.

And it was just, like,
one of those things.

I'm in a friendship couple, cool,
and it was like,

who would I fancy
out of everyone? Yeah.

I just thought I'd do that,
bit of fun.

I knew you'd be iffy with me,
so, yeah,

like, obviously,
I don't wanna hurt your feelings.

To me, it was like, who do I fancy
most, in a challenge? Bit of fun.

You know? Like,
I genuinely didn't realise

you had that much feelings for him.

I knew you liked him,
but I didn't realise your feelings

ran a bit deeper
than what I thought, personally.

That's gonna be a mad chat.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall.

I'd love to just walk up and listen.
THEY CHUCKLE

Where are you at with Toby?

I don't know. It's a sticky one,
because, obviously...

I would like to get to know him,
and, like, if you two are,

like, together
and he's giving that vibe,

I'm not gonna do anything,
do you know what I mean?

So has he not given you that vibe,
that we're talking?

Not... No, he said earlier, he
was like, "Me and Kaz are good,"

but then...
Do you know what I mean?

I don't think that chat
will be about you, to be honest.

No chance.
Never.

I think they're
just close friends (!)

LAUGHTER

It's just a catch-up about how
they thought the challenge was (!)

Like, where's your head at?
It's a challenge. Yeah.

Right? So, in the challenges,
I'm literally just like,

"Let's all have fun."

At some point, I might have to kiss
people, like him,

which is... from the challenge
perspective, I'm fine. Yeah.

But my thing is,
you could have picked Hugo,

cos you are in a friendship couple,
you could have picked him.

The cage was full
of loads of other guys. Yeah.

You could have picked any of them.
Yeah.

I won't lie, I was going for the boy
that I fancied the most,

who I can have the most fun with,
the least awkward.

Fine. This is what I'm saying.

when it comes down to the kiss,
you could have kissed him

on the hand, you could have
kissed him on the cheek.

You could have kissed him
on the forehead, on the shoulder.

You could have kissed his foot,
you could have kissed his knee.

But no, you kissed him on the lips,
and it wasn't just a peck,

it was like, "I'm gonna go in,
and I'm going again." Yeah.

And I just find it really,
like, shady and snaky.

I understand completely
where you're coming from.

I already knew you'd be annoyed.

The person I fancy the most
would be Toby,

because he's, like, my type,
coming in. Do you know what I mean?

So, yeah, I would like
to get to know him,

but I'm not...
do you know what I mean?

I feel like her reasons
for kissing Toby in the challenge

were absolute BS.

If she had girl code,

everything in the challenge
would not have happened today.

Ugh... She's so annoying.

But, yeah, do you know what?

I'm just gonna use this as a test
and see what Toby does.

What else can I do, 'ey?

The way I see it is,
you've been there from the start,

and it's kind of like...
Just coasted.

..it's coasting, but not moving.
Since the kiss, do you feel like

there's anything progressed
after the kiss?

We have progressed since, like,
however long we've been here for.

Hold on.
Is there a mad sexual attraction?

If you're talking about
sexual attraction, no.

How much sexual chemistry
have you got with Chloe?

When you look at Chloe,
are you thinking,

"Oof, I wanna rip her clothes off"?

It's there. It's there.
So it is there?

I think that's your answer, like.

I don't wanna leave and say,
"I wish I..." You know what I mean?

I wanna have no regrets.
At the end of the day, yeah,

if you're not mad attracted
to a girl...

..she ain't gonna be your girl.
You can't force that.

It may not feel it for her,
but it'll feel it for you,

and then you'll feel bad
about her.

My advice to you...
don't play things safe.

You owe yourself more than that,
not to be...

You've got to go after what
you think is the right thing to do.

I think, as soon
as that chat finishes,

I'm gonna tell Kaz
I wanna explore it.

Yeah. It's the best thing
you've gotta do, bro.

Best thing you've gotta do.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Still to come...
Faye gets feisty.'

Shut up, and stop fucking
looking over here.

Get on with your conversation.
I'm having one over here.

'Just in case things
do kick off with Kaz,

'Chloe's been practising
some serious kung fu moves.

'Hiyah!'

I just don't get her.

Yeah. You're not angry that
she picked him in the challenge,

you're angry about the kiss.
That's what I was trying to say.

I said, "You could have kissed
his cheek, anywhere."

And she was just like, "Yeah."
She had no excuse for it.

Right.
The reality is, for me...

..that's not my type of girl.
Like, that's not my kind of friend.

I feel like I've handled it
the best way I know,

which is just as myself,
kept myself together,

just let her know I'd appreciate
transparency going forward.

Yeah, what I've done's not great,
but it's not the end of the world.

I didn't wanna regret
not doing something.

OK, fair enough,
it took me a while,

but I felt bad because of that.

But you have to remember, like,
why you're here.

Do you think I should pull Toby
for a chat

and just tell him
about that chat with Kaz?

Yeah, just do it now.
Do you reckon?

Do it now whilst Kaz
is doing her thing.

I know, but doesn't that
look really snaky? No.

She said, "I find it really snaky."
I was like, "Oh, God, stop."

No, just do it, Chloe.
I'm gonna go,

cos I don't wanna
be part of that bit.

What bit? Like, I'd wanna pretend
I didn't hear that.

Why?

I don't know.
I don't think it's worth doing.

All right.

Oh, God.

WHISPERS: Oh, fuck,
it's all going off.

You OK, angel?

God, that was so fucking awkward.
What's going on?

Don't make it obvious,
cos I don't wanna look like

I'm coming and spreading shit. Let's
just talk about something else.

Oh, God. Here we go.

Rachel just fucking went over there,
motormouth.

What?

What? I don't understand
why she's got up and left.

And she just went
and reported it to her.

Cheers, Rach. Did she?
Yeah, I just heard her.

Did she?!
I can't be asked with this drama.

Oh, dear.

Don't "Oh fucking dear".
I didn't do anything!

Don't fucking sit there...
I just heard her say something!

No, shut up and stop
fucking looking over here.

Get on with your conversation.
Get on with your conversation.

I'm having one over here.
Cos you're talking about me!

Yeah, there's a reason probably why.
Yeah, cos I...

So shut up a minute, do your thing,
stop being fucking nosy...

You're talking about me!
Stop being nosy and stay over there

in your hive.
I heard my name! I heard my name!

Do you know what? Most people
in here, we talk about each other,

so get on with your conversation,
I'm gonna get on with mine.

Fine.
Thank you.

Right, sorry.

Fuck me.

I'm so sorry, but I'm not having it.

Like, fuck off.
Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla.

Oh, my God. This is too much.
I can't be bothered for that.

WHISPERS: Don't worry, don't worry.

Oh, my God,
I'm absolutely fuming.

Fuming.

So, I saw you
and Chloe have a chat up there.

SHE LAUGHS
Yeah.

We had
a nice little conversation.

Well, do you wanna disclose?

You were the topic of...
No, we were talking about you.

Mm?
Obviously, the challenge...

Yeah. What did you think
about the challenge?

Her kissing you?
Mm.

I was shocked.
Mm.

I didn't really expect it.
Mm.

Cos I don't know why she did it.
I didn't really understand.

I was a bit thrown off.

It was one of those things
where I was just like,

"OK, so, like...
what is that about?" Mm.

And then, yeah, she just left it
as she wants to get to know you.

Mm. If you're open
to getting to know her.

Yeah, that's what
I wanted to chat to you about.

The only person I ever spoke to
in here was you.

Mm. I didn't speak to anyone else
or got to even know anyone else.

Right.
So it's as if, for me to...

..see... how that is...

Do you get what I'm trying to say?
No, I don't.

You don't?
No.

So, basically, I wanna get to know
her and see what she's about.

Mm-hm.
# Cross-legged, sitting

# My word's missing... #

For me, she intrigues me.

Mm-hm.
Like, today, I've been chatting

to the boys especially.

I was like, "I don't know
where to... what to do with this.

Mm-hm.

"I don't know, erm...

"..where to go."
Right.

As if, erm...

it's difficult, cos, obviously.
I enjoy me and you,

and we can chat about anything
one-on-one, no matter what.

But, erm... it's like
the progression is, like, so slow.

But I think that's on my part.

That's really on my part,
and I don't know why.

I can't put a finger on why.
As if...

You can't put a finger
on why you're moving slow with me?

Yeah. It's so slow,
not even just slow. It's so slow.

Oh, OK.
Yeah.

At the end of the day,
your main point is

there's something stopping you
when it comes to us two.

You don't know what it is,
and you wanna get to know Chloe.

Yeah. Those are the two main things
you wanted to say.

Mm-hm.
It is what it is.

# Build me up like architecture... #

HE SIGHS

# Boy, you'll break my heart
I'll let you... #

She took it really well, and
I feel like she took it too well.

I don't feel like
I've got the real... Kaz

and what she's really
thinking inside.

I think she's holding back.
But I do feel guilty, 100%,

because... I noticed I can't even
look her in the eyes at the moment.

It's, erm, a tough one.

Hi, my loves.
Wagwan. Come take a seat.

Hello from the latest single
available bitch in the villa.

Say that again?

I said hello from the single
available bitch in the villa.

KAZ SIGHS
What the fuck's happened?

Toby said, basically,
he's gonna get to know Chloe.

He feels like he doesn't understand
why things are going

"s-o-o-o-o slo-o-owly".

I've been me,
I've put myself out there.

I've made it clear what I want.
He knows what I want.

There's nothing more
I can really say.

If you're gonna say to me you wanna
get to know somebody else,

I'm not gonna stop you from
getting to know the other person.

Do not think she's gonna be
as lit as me,

but feel free to, like,
you know, explore that,

because it's so much different.

I feel sorry for Kaz.

Like, obviously,
me and Kaz are tight,

and I hate to see her, like,
quite upset,

but, unfortunately,
Toby's also my guy,

and if you're not feeling
what the situation that you're in,

you've kind of got to take a risk
and just go for it.

They weren't really moving anywhere.
Like, everyone could see it,

and Toby kind of was
beating himself up about it,

and so,
with the whole Chloe situation,

him and Chloe, he has to take risks.

I always tell him,
"Take risks. Go for what you want.

"If you find her attractive,
there could be something there."

And, erm, I hope it works out.

Eventful evening for you, 'ey?
And you.

Me? Nah.
They've gone for a chat.

I guess they went terrace.

Fuck. Fuck!

I'm sorry, but she's not you.
End of the day. She ain't you.

Yeah, that's...
She's not me, but it's just...

it's just shit to see, innit?

But... it is what it is.
Yeah.

Are you sitting this side?
Yeah.

HE SIGHS
Are you all right?

This is the only place...

..that... you ain't got eyes on you.

CHLOE LAUGHS

How was your chat with Kaz?

Erm... No, we start from
YOUR chat with Kaz.

Look... it was fucking awkward.
Was it?

I don't like confrontation.

Like, I'm not a confrontational
girl, I don't like that.

And I really like Kaz.

Do you think she's annoyed?
Er, yeah. Don't you?

Er...

I didn't get that vibe.
But maybe I'm just reading it wrong.

Oh, OK.
When I spoke to her, anyway. Yeah.

So, she's just said that the way
I went about it was a bit sneaky.

Kaz was like, "You could have
kissed him anywhere else,"

and I was like,
"OK, well, I did fancy him,

"and I wanted to get to know him,
and I did what I did."

I was like,
"Look, never meant to hurt you.

"Maybe I could have kissed him
on the cheek."

But I didn't.
Mm. Mm.

Did you want me
to kiss you on the cheek?

No. Not the same effect, you know?
What?

Kissing on the cheek.
No.

It's not the same effect.
Exactly.

Do you know what?
At the end of the day...

..if you genuinely do think
you've got something with Kaz,

then you've got something with Kaz.

Well, what if I've got
something with you?

I might have something with you.

I think you have summat with me.
I'm pretty confident.

Don't you?
Do you think? Yeah.

Why? Why do you think that?
Don't know.

Cos I fancy you.

# You're making me nervous

# Please tell me

Make the darkness come to light... #

What do you wanna do next?

# I'm by your side

# So let me love you

# Here by your side. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Tomorrow night...

'..one boy makes his move...

'..one boy comes clean...'

I have...

We have...

..kissed?

'..and is the villa ready
for Teddy?'

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