Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 1 - Episode 1 - full transcript

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Let's go!

IAIN STIRLING:
Strap yourselves in, people,

cos this summer is gonna be
something special.

IAIN STIRLING:
The sun is shining, the sky is blue

and we've already crashed three
drones into the Mediterranean

filming sexy aerial shots.

It can only mean one thing -
we're back!

The good news is,
while you've been away,

the villa's had
a complete makeover.

The brief called for something
tasteful and understated -



and I think we can all agree,
they absolutely nailed it.

"This all looks perfectly lovely,
Iain," I hear you say,

"But unless they've added
a completely random button

"to the Hideaway wall,
I'm turning over!"

Now who's feeling foolish?

The kitchen's still there
and they couldn't move the firepit

cos nobody can remember
where the off switch is.

Other than that,
the place is brand-spanking-new.

I'm not kidding,
it absolutely reeks of paint!

It's been a while,
so here's a quick reminder

of what our Islanders
have signed up for.

Long story short,
they will spend an entire summer

in a luxury villa in Mallorca
coupling up and flirting.

Oh, yeah, and the winning couple
gets 50 grand.



Newsflash - a lot of people applied.

And our Islanders have all
quarantined for two weeks

so they can form their very own
sanitised sex bubble.

Anyway, talking of Islanders,

it's about time we said hello
to the class of 2021.

Hands up who wants to be on
the telly?!

Hi!
You OK?!

How are you?
I'm good.

What is your name?
Liberty.

What's your name?
I'm Kaz.

Oh, nice to meet you!

Shut up!
Oh, no!

This is our new home!

Argh! We've got Champagne!

Oh, my God,
I'm glad you spotted that.

This is too much!

Do you gym?
Do I gym?

Yeah. I thought you said,
"Do you drink?"

I drink!
I drink and do a bit of gym.

Oh, my God,
shall we try and open this?

Oh, my God, nails.

Wait, no-one's here.
We're the first people here.

Ha ha!
I can't believe we're the first in.

Right, three, two...!
Babe!

Babe, this can't be this difficult.
We need a man.

We need a man!
A man, please, to help us out.

Can we have a man?
LAUGHTER

Babe!

All right, what about you do it
and I hold that?

OK, teamwork makes the dream work.

Do you know what? OK.

I'll hold it and you go.
OK.

CORK POPS
Argh!

Finally!
LAUGHTER

OK, I'll do the honours.
We need to do a little toast.

BOTH: To the first two!

And cheers to Love Island 2021.
Whoo!

And cheers to finding a man.
Whoo!

LIBERTY CHUCKLES

I'm Liberty, 21, I'm a waitress and
a marketing student from Birmingham.

I work at a chicken restaurant.

I could never be vegetarian,
I like meat.

I like a nice big sausage. Ha!

I've been single
for nine months now.

I find it hard to date
because I just talk, talk, talk.

I like to waffle all the time.
I don't get a second date!

I just haven't found anyone that can
handle all of my extra hot sauce.

I'm ditzy,
but I've got my head screwed on.

Lads look at me
and think I'm this blonde,

but there's a lot more to me.

Not many people know this,

but I got nine As
and an A* at school.

I can't seem to find the right guy,
I go for the players all the time.

In Love Island,
I want to change my ways,

I want to find a guy
that is gonna treat me nice.

I'm so excited to get into the villa
and see all the fit boys.

SHE CHUCKLES

Oh, my God,
we're matching the chairs.

Like, yellow-yellow, white-white.

I feel like we're just,
like, we're in sync.

In sync with the furniture as well!

This is now, like, our home.
Do you know what I mean?

When you match a furniture,
that's it.

I'm Kaz, I'm 26,
I'm a fashion blogger from Essex.

I'd say I'm flirty and sexy.
I've been single for two years.

I would describe my last
relationship as "tumultous".

Is that a word?

I love sex. Sex is an important
part of any relationship.

I love sex!

I prefer to be submissive
in a relationship,

so I need someone
who's more dominant.

I want a guy to rail me.

When I see guys that I really like,
I just give them the eye.

In the villa,
I'm just gonna get my man,

that's just all I want.

So whereabouts are you from?
Erm, Birmingham.

You're from Birmingham?
I went uni there.

Did you, where?
Birmingham City.

I'm doing marketing there!
Oh, I did sociology.

Where are you from?
Country? Zambia.

I live in Essex.
Have you been to Essex?

Erm, people say that I've got
a twinge of Essex in my accent,

even though I'm from Birmingham.
Yeah.

I haven't been to Essex, but I feel
like I'm naturally an Essex girl.

OK, well...
Like, I've got the glam.

I've got the Essex glam.
You have.

# I feel that we can
Make it happen, oh!

# I can feel that we can
Make it... #

Hi!
Hi, guys!

Hi!

Oh, my God, you look unreal.

Thank you. I was really nervous
I was gonna get lost walking in.

LAUGHTER

Hi, give me a hug!
What's your name?

Erm, I'm Liberty.
Sharon, nice to meet you.

Sharon, I'm Kaz.
Nice to meet you.

It took us about half an hour
to open the Champagne.

It was embarrassing.
Dead ass struggling.

It just wouldn't go.
See, if I was here first time...

You would have done it!
That says a lot about me, right?

LAUGHTER

I'm Sharon, 25 years old,
a civil servant and I'm from Oxford.

I work for
the Department of Transport,

working on EU exit policy.

In my past life,
I was a beauty queen,

Miss International UK in 2018.

The fact that I do beauty pageants
and I like to wear makeup,

I think it puts a stereotype
in people's minds

that I'm probably not
all that intelligent

and I don't really know
what I'm doing.

In my relationships,

my assertiveness can get
in the way sometimes.

Maybe some guys feel a bit
emasculated by me.

A confident man would be able
to take that in his stride.

I'm very much against the very ditzy
guys that are full of themselves.

Me and my savage personality

don't work well
with those kinds of people!

What's your type?

OK, so I've got a thing
for tall guys

and I like nice teeth
and a tan and stuff.

But I actually don't stick to,
like, looks,

I'm actually more of a personality
girl. What about you guys?

Everyone I've dated
is so different.

I go from one extreme to the other.

If it doesn't work with one type,
I'm going to the other end

of the spectrum
and then that doesn't work either!

So, like, clearly,
I'm doing something wrong.

Hello!

Oh, my God, hi!
Hi!

You look amazing!
You look fabulous!

I'm hoping we all do, Christ!

Hi, you OK? What's your name, babe?
It's Faye, what's yours?

Liberty.
Hey, Liberty. Hello.

Sharon.
Nice to meet you, I'm Faye.

Faye, I'm Kaz.
Nice to meet you.

Do you want a drink?
Do I ever!

LAUGHTER
Well, cheers.

Where you from, babe?
I'm Devon. Where are you girls from?

Birmingham.
Essex.

We said that at the same time!
LAUGHTER

I'm from Oxford.
Oh, are you? OK.

I'm, like, right down the other end.
It's OK, though, it's good.

Yeah.
It's by a beach, so, you know...

Got loads of beach.
No fit men, though. Shame.

I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old,
I'm a lettings manager from Devon.

First thing a guy does
when they see me

is look at my boobs,
they're always out.

I've been single for two years.
Am I a good girlfriend?

Yes, I'm a good girlfriend.

I'm buying you presents,
I'm cooking you dinner.

Actually, no, I don't do that.

I don't know what I do, I don't know
what I bring to the table!

I'm great in bed! Ha ha!

I flirt with everyone.
I think it's fun.

The type of person I'm looking
for is somebody

that can literally
rip me a new arsehole.

Not like that!
Not like that, oh, my God!

You need to be about 6ft or over,

just bring me a bit of comedy
and someone that can control this.

SHE CHUCKLES

What is it you guys looking for,
then?

Someone I can vibe with,
Jack the lad, cheeky.

Nice, kind, all of it,
just give me all of it.

I mean, don't be greedy.

What are your no-goes?

Someone with bad teeth,
and someone that doesn't, like,

someone that doesn't smell nice.
See ya!

What else is an absolute no-go?
Salty lips.

Salty lips?

Like, you kiss someone
and someone's sweating

and, like, you taste the salt.

Like, it's not nice.
Urgh!

I'm here for the sauce,
not for the salt!

LAUGHTER

I'm just waiting for who's coming
for that last glass. Oh, yeah.

# If you'll only believe me

# Don't you think like that
I will love you endlessly... #

Oh, hi!

Hi!

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, she's stunning.

I would like to ask you to leave,
please.

Oh, my God,
I actually can't believe I'm here.

This is crazy!

Hey, I'm Kaz.
I'm Shannon.

Nice to meet you, babe.
Lovely to meet you.

Sharon, nice to meet you.
I'm Shannon.

Oh, God, you're Sharon?
Yeah.

I'm Shannon, Sharon.
OK!

Shall we grab a glass and cheers?

I am gonna be so shaky doing this.
Please bear with me.

We're good. Just don't waste any.

I'm Scottish, babe,
that ain't gonna happen.

LAUGHTER

I'm Shannon, I'm 22,
and I'm from Fife and I'm a model.

I used to be a glamour model,
when I was 18, and I loved it.

My mum literally one day took photos

and sent them off to an agency
and that was it.

I'm normally really mischievous,
I'm always up to something bad.

There's a way to chat up a girl.
If a guy is, "All right, babe?"

I'm like,
"OK, do you want to chill out?"

I need someone like fun, outgoing,

up for a laugh, nice smile,
nice eyes.

I want to be with someone
that is committed to me.

I'm confident in my own skin.

I'm going into the villa
to meet someone

kinda on the same wavelength as me,
if that's possible.

Ha ha! And just to have
the summer of my life.

I need to, like,
soak this in a bit.

Take a sip. Take a long sip.
Oh, my God.

I wanna know, so, what's your type?
I like quite an old soul.

I hope some of these guys coming in

aren't too laddy and immature,
I can't be arsed with that.

If they're laddy, send them to Lib.
That's my type!

IAIN STIRLING:
We've got a stunning villa,

glorious sunshine
and five very excited ladies.

What more do you need?
I tell you what more - Whitmore.

# It's gotta be you, baby!

# It's gotta be you, baby! #

Oh, my God!
Hi!

LAURA WHITMORE:
This is exciting, isn't it?

Here she is!

Can you all please
line up by the pool?

Oh, yes, we can!

I'm ready for the hotties.
Anyone else?

Welcome to Love Island.

How are you feeling, girls?
Excited? Yeah!

You all look absolutely incredible!
But how are you feeling, Liberty?

Er, I'm nervous,
but I'm excited to see

what potential is coming
through the doors.

Kaz, what's your type on paper?

I like muscles and biceps,
nice backs, nice bodies.

You just like them really, really
fit? I get you.

Yes! And a little bit bad.

Faye, personality,
is that important?

Oh, we need the personality.

If he's not bringing
the personality,

I don't want him,
you can have him.

Shannon, what is your type?
I'm more personality.

You've got a lot of personality.
Yeah, I'm Scottish, babe.

I know what you like,
but what about what you don't like,

what are your turn-offs?

White jeans and an ego.
LAUGHTER

Why white jeans?

It takes a type of guy
to pull them off.

Every guy I've seen
wear white jeans,

bringing an ego,
it's just a no from me!

So, who is ready
to meet our first boy?

Me!
Bring on the men!

I think we're all waiting.

This could be my future husband,
who knows.

Well, get ready, because it's Jake!

Here he is!

Oh, hello!
Hi, girls!

I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old,

I'm a water engineer
and I'm from Somerset.

I love my job.
It don't feel like work.

It feels like you're with your
mates, which is a bonus, really.

I'm very proud of my hairy chest.

Nowadays,
you don't see a hairy chest,

it's all clean-shaven.
That's not me, that.

I've been single for about
15 months.

I was in a relationship
for seven years.

We just drifted apart
from each other.

My type, all I ask for is,
blonde, blue eyes, little feet,

love little feet,
little white toes.

Ha ha! I like sucking toes!

I am ready to settle, yeah.
I got a lot of love to give.

A lot of passion.

I just want to find
a nice little blonde, petite,

little white toes, perfect!
LAUGHTER

Hi, Jake. Join me over here.
You almost ran into the villa.

Normally people stride in,
you were ready to get in here.

I've been itching to get in here.
What do you think?

Nice, yeah!
LAUGHTER

And the great news is,
out of this gorgeous line-up,

you get to choose who you
want to couple up with,

Liberty, Sharon,
Kaz, Faye or Shannon.

Lucky man.

However,
before YOU make your choice,

shall we find out which of these
lovely ladies has their eye on you?

Girls, if you fancy Jake,

and would like to couple up
with him, please step forward.

IAIN: The coupling-ups kicked off
with Jake, who's a water engineer,

and there's one question
on his mind -

"Is that pool chlorinated
at three parts per million?"

Oh, and, "Will anyone
step forward for me?"

But mainly the chlorine thing.

Girls, if you fancy Jake...
please step forward.

Liberty, why have you
stepped forward for Jake?

I think he's quite cheeky,
which I quite like,

and he's got a good tan on him...
and he's got nice hair!

Ha! Nice hair. Yeah.

So, Jake,
Liberty has stepped forward,

and that's quite nice, isn't it?
Oh, lovely, yeah.

You don't have to couple up
with Liberty.

There's still
four other girls there -

Sharon, Kaz, Faye and Shannon.

So, who would you
like to couple up with?

The lovely Liberty.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jake, how are you feeling?
Yeah, happy, very happy, yeah.

Liberty, you happy
you stepped forward?

First guy,
there's other guys coming in!

I know, but he's a bit of me,

and you don't know
who else is coming in,

so I thought I'd take my chance.

Good answer.
Good answer.

This is really exciting.

Our first couple
of Love Island 2021.

Liberty and Jake.

And you can touch each other!
LAUGHTER

Thank you!

Sharon, you didn't step forward
for Jake.

Why do I feel like he's the type of
guy that owns a pair of white jeans?

LAUGHTER

Good job I haven't got any
in the suitcase, then, innit?

ALL: Ooh!
Feisty!

OK, so, who's ready
to meet the second boy?

Oh, yeah.
Oh, 100%.

Please meet Aaron.

Hey, girls, you all right?
ALL: Hey!

I'm Aaron, I'm 24, I'm from London,
and I work in high-end events.

# Make the body move

# You've got to
Let the body groove... #

I work with celebrities,
VIPs, musicians, supermodels.

Yeah, I'm confident.
I'm tall, I'm six foot three,

so I kind of stand out anyway.

And then, also, I kind of
do walk with a bit of swag.

My flirting never fails.

It's always eye contact,
strong eye contact and a smile.

Girls often mistake my confidence
for arrogance, but here's the thing,

if I like you,
I'm putting my heart into you 100%.

I've never cheated. So, I've been
single for seven months.

It might not seem that long,
but, honestly, it feels it.

Now I'm looking for someone serious.

I can't wait to meet
the fit girls this summer.

I'm so excited.

I'm usually someone
that stays composed,

but I'm not sure
if I'm gonna be able to this time.

I'm such a softy, I love a cuddle.
I think I'm a good boyfriend.

Obviously, you know,
you'd have to ask my exes,

but I think I am.
Of course! Of course.

Nice!
LAUGHTER

Dude, welcome to Love Island,
welcome to the villa.

Thank you very much.
Yeah, you all look wonderful.

JAKE: Cheers, mate.
Yeah, and you, mate, yeah!

LAUGHTER

So, Aaron, you can couple up

with any of the five girls
standing in front of you,

including Liberty,
who's already coupled up with Jake.

D'you fancy coupling up now?
Yeah, come on, then, why not?

OK, girls, if you'd like a little
bit of Aaron, please step forward.

GASPS

Not one, but two.

Kaz and Faye have both
stepped forward for you, Aaron.

Not bad, not bad!
Thank you very much.

Faye, why did you step forward
for Aaron?

I'm quite fiery, he's quite chilled.
Good, opposites attract.

He's gonna level me out.
Yeah, good. I get you.

What about you, Kaz?
Easy to look at,

and the same thing,
he's really, like, relaxed, I'm not,

so I'm kind of just like...
Need a bit of that.

Aaron, you can choose any
of the ladies in front of you.

Who are you going to couple up with?

# I see that body in the sunlight

# Feeling the heat
And it feels right... #

Erm, I'd like to couple up
with, er...

One on the... Like, number five.

LAUGHTER
Not sure... Shannon.

Shannon! It's only the first day,

you can get to know her name
a bit later on.

There are a lot of names, you know?
That would help a little bit!

He's so chilled, he's so chilled.

Aaron, you've coupled up
with Shannon.

Thank you very much.
Off you go.

APPLAUSE
OK, yeah.

Aaron, what made you pick Shannon?

I mean, she's definitely my type.
Thanks.

And, erm... Yeah, I saw her
as soon as I walked in,

so, obviously, no offence
to the other girls,

you're obviously
great-looking girls.

Oh, none taken!
A lot taken!

Shannon, you didn't step forward
for Aaron. Why not?

I know, I don't know
if it's just nerves. It's all right.

I think I need to come
out of my shell,

but I'll come out slowly.

Faye, you did step forward.
How are you feeling?

I'm OK. I mean, if he doesn't
remember the girl's name,

I've dodged a big old bullet,
so it's fine.

Yeah, come on, guys,
remember the girls' names!

Kaz, are you gonna be as open
to step forward for the next game?

Oh, my gosh, of course!
I don't slow myself down!

You move onto the next!
Love this! Keep going, keep going!

So, folks, we have our second
Love Island couple of 2021 -

Shannon and Aaron.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, to my single girls,
you don't have to worry,

because there's still
plenty more boys to come.

Are you ready to meet the next one?
Yeah! Yay!

That was so eager!
LAUGHTER

Hold on, what do you mean
"yeah", Liberty?!

Poor Jake is right there!
I'm nice, I'm actually nice!

It's time for boy number three.
Please welcome Hugo.

# Oh, my God, oh, my God
This feeling's just begun... #

My name's Hugo, I'm 24,
and I'm a PE teacher from Hampshire.

I would definitely say
that I am a cool teacher.

I have never asked a girl
to call me Mr Hammond.

I don't think I could do it
without laughing.

HE LAUGHS

I have been single
for six months now.

I am a relationship type of guy.
I'm definitely ready to settle,

I'm ready to find
the love of my life.

I am the self-proclaimed inventor
of the half-night stand.

I very much like my own bed and
waking up by myself in the mornings,

so I'd either have to do a runner,
or boot them out

so I can enjoy the rest of my
evening and get my beauty sleep in.

HE LAUGHS
That's terrible!

I am so excited
to get into the villa.

It's been so long since
I've seen any bit of sunshine,

and mix that with a load
of attractive girls,

it's definitely going to be
a Mr Hammond summer. Yes, Sir!

How's it going?
ALL: Good!

Welcome to Love Island.
Thank you very much, thank you.

Excited to be here?
Yeah, really excited, cannot wait.

Are you here to find love?
Always, yeah.

The summer of love, 2021.

So, Hugo,
we've got two couples already.

Liberty and Jake.
We've got Shannon and Aaron.

We've got our three single ladies -
Sharon, Kaz and Faye.

But before you decide
who you want to couple up with,

I'm gonna give you a helping hand
and see who fancies you.

Girls, if you like what you see,
please step forward for Hugo.

Ah, Hugo!
HE CHUCKLES

Ladies, have you seen him?!

Hugo, I'm really shocked by that.
Yeah, tough to take.

You're gonna have to graft
while you're in here.

Yeah, I'm really gonna have to
turn it on, aren't I?

Yeah, do you think
that you could maybe

turn the girls' heads
once you're in here?

Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna give it
a good go, that's for sure.

It doesn't matter that no-one
stepped forward,

because they don't know you yet,

and you still get to couple up
with anyone in front of you.

Hugo... Yes. ..who would you
like to couple up with?

I would like to couple up with...

# 25, 25, seven, ey
Ooh-ooh-ooh... #

Faye.
# I give you all my attention... #

There's something about her already
that I just instantly am drawn to.

I can't wait to get to know her.

I love that, that's lovely.
Well, off you go to Faye.

Hugo and Faye, thank you.
APPLAUSE

Hello.
How's it going?

Now, Faye, how are you feeling?

Yeah, I just felt like he was a bit
too kind for me when he came down,

but that's OK, like,
I'm not saying you're not kind,

but I mean...

What do you like,
guys who are a little bit meaner?

That look a bit more mean.
It's not a bad thing.

It's the curls, isn't it?

We have our third couple -
Faye and Hugo.

But there's more boys to come.
Shall we meet the next boy?

Yeah.
Yeah, why not?

Girls, meet Toby.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 22,
I'm from Essex,

and I'm a semi-pro footballer.

I've been single for my whole life.
Never been in a relationship, ever.

# You should let me love you
Let me be the one to... #

DMs, I'm in a lot of DMs.

When I say a lot of DMs,
I mean a lot of DMs. A LOT.

One day, you want Snickers,
the next day, you're thinking,

"I want a Twix,"
or, "I want a Kit Kat."

I just want 'em all.
I just want 'em all.

I might have a little bit
of commitment issues, to be fair.

I need a cute face,

and I need their personality to be,
like, spicy.

I need... I need that spice.

Flirty banter's me.
It always works. 100% success rate.

# You should let me love you... #

You've got to believe in yourself,
because if you don't feel like

you're 10/10, how do you expect them
to think you're 10/10?

In the villa, girls, face to face?
Oh! Oh, stop it. Stop it!

# Baby, you should let me
Love you. #

Oh... I'm so excited.

Yeah! Nice co-ord.
Thank you. You like it, yeah?

I have to say, probably the most
stylish of all the boys.

Thanks for making the effort.

How are you feeling,
to be here in the villa?

I don't think it's real, you know?
Yeah?

Yeah.
You ready for some love?

Yeah. So ready.
Has it been a while?

Yeah, never. Never.
Never?

Never.
Never?! Oh!

I'm hearing, "Aww..."
LAUGHTER

Never in love until now.
Yeah. Hopefully.

Ladies, please step forward
if you fancy a bit of Toby.

Oh! Ladies!

They did this for Hugo, as well.

They're very picky,
these ladies, this year.

My brother.
What is going on?

We got this!
Toby, how are you feeling?

I'm kind of rattled,
I can't lie to you.

ALL: Aww!
Rattled.

Well, Toby, it doesn't matter
that no-one stepped forward for you,

because you can couple up
with anyone you want to,

including the ladies
already in a couple.

Toby, who would you like
to couple up with?

They're all so beautiful, but...

# Take care, take care of you

# Oh, I'll take care
Take care of you... #

..Faye.
You wanna couple up with Faye?

Now, Faye's already
coupled up with Hugo. Yeah.

Well, Hugo, unfortunately,
Toby has picked Faye,

which means you go over
to the subs bench.

Sorry about that.

Faye, how you feeling?

I... After I got over
the "incurably kind",

I was kind of settled over here
under my rock. Oh, yeah!

So, I mean, you've come over,
I appreciate the confidence,

so come on over. Come on.

Toby, you're coupled up with Faye.
Over you go.

Oh, I'm hugging no-one!
Bro hug, I like it.

Anyone want a hug?
Faye, he's left you hanging!

He's left you hanging.
Don't worry.

Faye, also,
you've been picked twice so far.

That must feel good.
Oh, yeah, it's a good feeling!

Hugo, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling all right, yeah.

It's a long game, not a short game,
so we'll be all right.

I wanna check in with our first
couple of Love Island 2021,

Liberty and Jake. Liberty, you're
happy. You're settling in now.

Yeah, I'm quite happy.

Like, a couple of guys have had,
like, good vibes and stuff,

and, you know, they're fit,
but I'm happy at the moment.

You're settled now.
It's been ten minutes!

Shannon, are you happy with Aaron?
Yeah, he's lovely.

Yeah? Yeah?
He's lovely. He's lovely.

Aaron, you happy with your choice?
I mean, yeah.

You're so chilled. I love it.
I'm very happy.

And my girl, Sharon.
You still haven't stepped forward.

D'you know what it is? Like,
I need to speak to someone first

to get, like, a spark,
and obviously, like, standing there,

it's not...
It's hard.

..it's hard to get,
like, a one-to-one vibe.

But it's Love Island,
this is how it works!

So, folks,
we have a brand-new couple.

We've got Faye and Toby!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, who's ready to meet
boy number five?

Yes!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Please.
"Please!"

Kaz is ready.
She's so ready right now.

Ladies, please meet Brad.

# Hey! #
Yay!

APPLAUSE
# Hey! #

I'm Brad, I'm 26,

and I'm a labourer
from Northumberland.

# When you wake up
In the morning, darling... #

I live with my nana
and her little dog.

I'm just a labourer
on a building site at the minute,

trying to do as little as I can
for as much money as I can.

I've been single for two years.

People would probably think I'm
a top shagger, but I'm far from it.

The last time I had sex was in 2019.
HE LAUGHS

I describe myself as someone
that's very honest.

Whatever's on my mind,
I'm gonna say it.

I'll deal with it
after I've said it.

Looks for me is most important,
because attraction comes first,

and then find their
personality out second.

I'm excited to go in the villa,
very. This much!

Brad, how are you?
All right.

Welcome to Love Island.
We've got three couples already.

We've got Liberty
and we've got Jake,

Faye and Toby,
Shannon and Aaron,

and two single ladies,
Sharon and Kaz.

So, whether you decide to pick
any of the two single girls

or the girls already in a couple
is completely down to you.

But, Brad, before you get to choose,

I'm gonna see
if any of the girls fancy you.

Is that OK? Yeah?
Sound, sound.

Girls, if you like the look of Brad,
please step forward now.

LAURA GASPS
Ooh!

Brad, the best reaction
out of all the boys.

LAUGHTER

You must be feeling
pretty confident right now.

Better than no-one stepping forward,
that's for sure!

OK, Liberty,
I'm gonna start with you.

You were with Jake.
Why did you step forward?

Jake's lovely, like,
there's nothing wrong with Jake,

it's just, he's my type to a tee.

Faye... Hello.
You left your couple.

I know you and Toby
haven't even gotten...

You've already had Hugo,
now you're on to Toby,

and now,
you're stepping forward for Brad.

He's taller,
he's got no tattoos. Yeah.

And, Sharon, I mean,
you did get to the very last guy,

but you finally
have stepped forward.

Is it because basically
we've run out of men so far?

No, I think it's, like,
tall and dark hair

is usually my type anyway.

Kaz, you're still single,
and you didn't step forward.

D'you know what?
What?

I have no excuse.
LAUGHTER

Well, the good news is,
it doesn't matter

who stepped forward and who didn't,
because, Brad,

the decision
is completely down to you.

Who would you
like to couple up with?

The one in the blue.

So, Toby, off to the subs bench.
Hugo, my guy.

Oh, sorry!
Karma, mate.

There you go.

And we have
a new Love Island couple.

Brad, off you go to Faye.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello.

Sorry, mate.
It's calm, bro. It's calm.

Faye, how are you feeling?

You've had lots of different
situation so far.

Are you happy
with how it's ended up?

Yeah, it's the first one obviously
I've stepped forward for

that's picked me, so all good.
Sharon, you were playing it safe,

you finally step forward,
and then Brad didn't choose you.

How are you feeling?
No hard feelings.

Don't worry about it.
No hard feelings.

I don't want
to make this awkward,

but Liberty was going
so well with Jake,

and then you step forward for Brad.

Yeah, obviously,
Brad's like my type on paper,

like, tall, tanned,
nice teeth and stuff,

but obviously Jake's
a very good-looking guy as well,

so I'm happy I'm still with Jake.

Jake, how are you feeling?
He's a good-looking fella,

to be honest,
but she's bat, in't she, so...

"She's bat"!
LAUGHTER

So, over here, on our subs bench,
we have two gorgeous guys.

We've got Toby and Hugo,
and I'm not leaving this villa

until you both are coupled up.

Hugo, as you were first to come in,
you get to decide

who you would like to couple up with
out of the two remaining girls,

Sharon and Kaz.

Who would you like to pick?

I would like to couple up
with Sharon, please.

We have another couple!
Off you go. Hugo and Sharon.

How's it going?
Mwah. You all right?

Got there in the end. Eventually!

So, Toby, you are our last boy.
Kaz, you are our last girl,

so you are our final couple
of Love Island 2021 so far.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think you guys look good together!

Well, there you go. That's it.
It's our five couples.

We have...

So, you've all decided who you
want to couple up with in the villa.

But will you stay together,
or will your heads be turned?

The public will be voting
for their favourite couple

throughout the summer,
and that couple could win

a huge cash prize of £50,000

and be crowned the winners
of Love Island 2021.

Girls...
just a little bit of advice from me.

If you want to keep hold
of your man,

you may have to graft
a little bit harder.

That's all I'm saying.

Bye for now. Enjoy.

'The coupling-up's finished

'and it's time for our brand-new
love matches to smile at a camera

'whilst thinking,
"Oh, God, what's their name again?"

'Allow me to help. It's...'

Oh, hi, everyone. Are you OK?

Hi, you all right?
Hi, darling, how are you?

I knew you were gonna
be my match here,

you seem really feisty, I love it.
Can't wait, keep me on my toes.

Yeah.
Hi, you OK?

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

'The Islanders
have got a chance to take stock,

'and so far, Faye definitely likes
what she's seeing.

'Smooth. Commanding.
And impressively tough.

'I agree, Faye,
those ornamental rabbit seats

'are definitely
going to become a feature.'

What do you do?
'And Brad seems nice enough.'

At the minute, just a labourer.
Oh, OK.

So it's... It's a labourer,
but I look after my nana.

Do you?
I live with my nana, aye.

What, you live with her?
Aye. Me, my nana and her little dog.

Yeah, he seems really sweet. I mean,
seems like a really nice lad.

Definitely my type.
He's fit. He's very fit.

So, when was your last relationship?
Two year ago.

Was it?
Aye.

Yeah, I was two and a half,
I think. How long were you together?

Eight-and-a-half years.
Oh, shit.

It was a long one.

Oh, that's, like,
childhood sweethearts.

Got together when we were 15.

Faye, she had a nice bikini on.
If it's even called a bikini.

I'm happy with my pick at the
minute. She's a good-looking lass.

We've had a good chat,
she seems like she's good craic.

So we'll just see what happens,
really.

'Hello, Brad's nan,
hope you're enjoying the show.

SHOUTING: 'I said
I hope you're enjoying the show!

'So important to get the valuable
60-to-74 demographic on board.

'For Kaz and Toby
and Sharon and Hugo,

'first impressions count.

'And Toby's first impression
is of a man who's never seen a bed.'

LAUGHTER

My bed! We're neighbours!
We're neighbours!

This villa is mad. It's crazy.

I'm seeing beds lined up,
I'm seeing girls, I'm seeing lights,

I'm seeing the pool.

What more can you ask for
when you go on holiday?

Behave, children.

Oh, I think
we should tell you guys that.

LAUGHTER

And here we are, coupled up.
God, second choice, though.

You're never gonna live it down.

Hey, you didn't step forward
either, so we'll call that one-all.

So why didn't you step forward?

Because you didn't
look at any of us.

I didn't look at any of you?
Yeah.

Well, eye contact's key, then,
isn't it?

Yeah, exactly. And you just
missed the mark straight off.

I was like a deer in the headlights
thinking, "Where should I look?"

With Hugo,
like, he's not my normal type.

You can tell that he's
a very kind person

and kind soul
just by speaking to him.

But it's like I don't think there's,
for me, an initial attraction.

But you never know,
when time goes on.

I'm a civil servant.
OK, so what does that...?

Tell me more.
What can I tell you?

No, so basically doing government
administration, like writing policy,

working through legislation,
all that stuff.

Brains and looks, hey?
All of that fun stuff.

There we go. That's the hammer.
I'm full of surprises. There we go.

But what are you looking for?

Apart from a six-foot-two
teacher of PE.

The six-foot-two thing's right.

Like, tick.
One box ticked, that's fine.

You should have seen it...
Baby steps, baby steps. Yeah.

She seems a very strong
and independent woman,

and I quite like that.

It's good to know that she can
stand on her own two feet

and that she's very confident
and puts herself out there.

So, yeah, I think she's definitely
going to keep me on my toes,

so that could be quite interesting.

'So Sharon's a civil servant
doing government administration,

'writing policy
and working through legislation.

'Whilst Hugo is a little bit
out of his depth.

'Meanwhile, Jake is catching up
with Liberty.'

I feel really short compared
to everybody. Everyone's so tall!

Really? No.
I thought everyone was quite little.

Because without my shoes on,
I'm five two.

Perfect.
Do you like small girls as well? Mm.

Checking them off.
Small literally is always...

What colour eyes as well?
I don't know. Bluey green.

Ooh, yeah!
What colour eyes...?

THEY LAUGH

What colour eyes do you like?

Bluey green.
Boobs or bum?

Boobs.
Really?!

Fuck off. Sorry.
What, again?

Again! Yeah, to be fair,
I've got big boobs.

I weren't looking or nothing, but...
Eyes up here.

Yeah, I'm happy with Liberty.

She likes a laugh, she's chatty.

It'd be nice
to see if something happens.

What do you go for,
personality-wise?

I like mumsy in the week,

then lets her hair down
at the weekend. Yeah.

Not one of the lads,
but you come out

and feel comfortable with everyone.
Do you know what I mean?

I'm very family-orientated as well.
Are you?

Massively.
I'm family-orientated as well.

Does your mum look like you?
Yeah.

I reckon she does, doesn't she?

Everyone thinks we're sisters
when we go out, to be fair.

I inherited the good genes off her.
Yeah, definitely.

Yeah,
she looks really good for her age.

Bless her.
I'd like to meet your mum.

I feel like we're getting on
really well.

I feel like
we're bouncing off each other

and we're just laughing
all the time. So far, so good.

'You know what? Jake's already
my favourite plumber -

'sorry, water engineer - ever.

'Meanwhile, Kaz and Toby
are still exploring the villa.'

This is a bunny hop.
A bunny hop?

"The Dog House".

This is where you end up, right? Oh.

Oh, crap,
I knew we shouldn't have opened it.

# Oh, my goodness. #

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go back, go back.

I need a catwalk.
OK.

Go, go, go. Ah, the twirl.

Angles!

THEY LAUGH

All right, this is lit.
Oh, my God!

This is so nice. This is so nice.

So, tell me, then,
Mr I Live In Essex...

You're from Essex
and I don't know you.

Yeah, I can't believe we're
both from, like, the same place.

Witham?
Yeah. Do you know Witham?

I played for Witham.
Yeah.

So I've been to Witham before.

Do you play for Witham now?
Who do you play for?

I play for a team called Hashtag.
What's Hashtag?

It's like a social media team.
What does that mean?

They're big on social media.

Toby's cute, he's funny.
He's taller than me, so that's fine.

He doesn't go gym,
but he's got a good body on him

and he plays football, so he kind
of actually is like an athlete.

Do you know what I mean?
How about you? What do you do?

Fashion blogger.
So what do you have to do?

"Hey, this is my YouTube channel."

Do you know what? It's so bad.
Don't even.

No, I'm loving the energy.
I'm loving the vibe, you know?

I'm loving the energy,
I'm loving the vibe,

but you didn't step forward for me.

Do you know what it was?

You didn't make eye contact.
You didn't!

So you're going off eye contact?

Yeah, just a bit of a read.

Yeah, there is attractiveness to Kaz
because she's so bubbly, so funny.

I bounce off her.

I'm telling jokes, she's laughing,
she's telling me jokes,

I'm laughing. We've got a good
relationship going at the moment.

Do you know what? Why don't we call
it truce and have a clean slate?

OK. Cool. A handshake?
What do you want?

A hug? OK, so clean slate?

Yeah.
OK.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Aaron and Shannon
have been sat on that bed

'since the end of Part Two,

'waiting to have their
getting-to-know-each-other-chat.

'We're ready for you now, guys.
Thanks for your patience.'

So, what do you do?
I'm a model.

Oh, fair enough.

I used to do glamour,
so I used to do Page 3, and whatnot,

and then I went into
e-commerce for brands and stuff.

And Instagram, YouTube.
I game, I Twitch, I play cards.

Ah! Bloody hell.
I actually play it.

Like, profile.
I can DJ.

Yeah, I'm a girl of many talents.
What do you do?

So, I model as well.
Do you?

I work in VIP events.
Do you? Yeah.

'None of the other
girls caught my eye.'

Shannon's kinda the only one
I'm really attracted to.

If you're not attracted to someone,
there's no point, really.

You're not gonna fall in love,
are you?

Have you got any siblings?
Two sisters and a brother.

And I've got a little nephew as well
and a niece. Ah! Uncle Aaron.

That's me. I love kids.

I started to love them once I...
LAUGHS

No! Chill, chill,
chill. Not like that, God!

'Aaron's a really nice guy.

'He's obviously
very lovely to look at.'

You can't dispute that.
But he's just really not my type!

Bless him! It's really early days.
I'll give him a go.

I'll see how he is.
You know, it's the first day,

but we'll ease up
and see what happens.

IAIN STIRLING: 'So, our couples
have got to know each other

'a bit better,
but how are they getting along?

'Don't ask me,

'I'm sat in a basement in London
this year!'

How's everyone feeling
about their boy?

I want to know about you,
cos you have not stopped smiling!

The more you look at someone,
the fitter they get!

It's sort of them vibes.

Like, I really, first impression,
I really like his personality,

like I feel our personalities
get on well.

But, obviously, it's day one,
so we'll have to see what happens.

You don't know who's coming through
them doors.

Are you really happy with Liberty?

Her personality's quality.

She's chatty, she's got banter,
we bounce off each other,

which is mint.
You two apparently...

He's lovely.
Youse are very well suited.

Yeah, I think youse
look good together.

I get on with him.
Would he be your normal type?

Yeah, if he was just a little bit,
like, more "gymmy". Wow!

There's some weights over there.

Every morning, 8am,
you're up, son!

There's a PE teacher over there.
Is there? Who's the PE teacher?

Hugo.
No way!

I'm looking for that, like,
connection as well as the looks.

Obviously, as you say, like,
if you don't fancy them,

if you don't fancy them,

what's the point
of exploring the connection?

But for me, like, I want someone
that I can be myself around

and have a laugh with and, like,
have a great time with.

Know what I mean?

Like, just really enjoy
each other's company

and go from there.

I was speaking to Faye, but it's
weird cos my type is dark hair,

dark eyes and a tan,

so, if you're looking at the lass,

it would be Shannon
who would be my type.

In here, it's kind of like,
you cannot write yourself off

just because you've got one type.

I can't lie to you.

I'm gonna say this right now,
I like ALL the girls.

Not gonna lie. I like ALL the girls.
LAUGHTER

I said I will never date a model
guy, my couple guy is a model!

I know what I want.
That just ain't it.

And that's not it.

It's weird, we're all gonna be
sharing a bed with them tonight.

I know. I don't think I'm ready
for spooning.

I'm gonna get some pillows.
First night, I'm not ready.

I'm a try before you buy
kind of girl.

LAUGHTER

IAIN STIRLING: 'Liberty likes Jake,
but as for Shannon and Aaron,

'England and Scotland went
head-to-head once again

'and the English failed to score.

'Right, guys, time for the first
night time montage of the series!'

This dressing room's sick!
I love it.

LAUGHTER

# You work your voodoo on me

# Black magic
The things you do to me... #

Red lipstick means I'm not kissing
anyone tonight.

Ooh!

Oh, my God. Imagine if any of them
wear white jeans?

Imagine if Hugo wears white jeans.

I care about shoes. I look at
a guy's shoes first, personally.

You looking at the guys' shoes
as they walked in?

Yeah.
Hence, why I never stepped forward.

Is anyone gonna go, like, kissing
tonight? Smooch-smooch, you know?

Me? Everyone thinks
I'm the bad boy here!

What are you thinking?
He's sweet. Yeah.

Is he too sweet?

Because I'm just quite direct
and because he's just quite nice,

I just don't want to...
It's hard.

..act like a dick.

You know when you're chilling
with someone...

You've got to have a good vibe
with them.

# You work your voodoo on me. #

CHEERING

Cheers to Love Island 2021! Whoo!

# Black, black magic

# You work your voodoo on me... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Brad's all montaged out.

'Don't worry, pal,
you'll get used to them -

'the trick is to not fight
the slow-motion,

'so he's taken Faye
for a little sit-down.'

You OK?
Not bad, yourself? Good.

What are your thoughts
on the day so far?

It's been mad.
What's your thoughts on everyone?

All five of you,
you're looking, thinking,

"These are all good-looking lasses
here."

I suppose the good thing
about the early days is,

everyone can just crack on
with who they want,

straightaway you are like,
especially your outfit,

I was like, "Jesus Christ, she looks
good." Great outfit, wasn't it?

It was, aye. Like, blue and with
a tan, you're kind of, like...

It's a winner.

She's a bonny lass. Seems down to
earth when you're talking to her.

Obviously, not known her long,
so there's a hell of a lot

I need to find out about her

and just see what sort of person
she is.

But it's early days
and there's four other lasses

that are just as good-looking.

Like, I'm gonna get to know you
because I want to, like,

attraction's there,
but I know nothing about you.

I'm not one of these people that
like to say it's personality for me,

it's always personality.

You're never gonna find out
someone's personality

if you're not attracted to them
in the first place.

You're not though, are you?
No. Touche.

Brad kind of talks and then he
talks himself in a circle

and then I come out
of the conversation

a lot more confused than
what I went into the conversation.

Say, for instance, me and you
end up hitting it off mint.

But you start finding other things,

and this is the whole madness
of this.

We've literally been here
for a couple of hours.

Not even a day. Not even 24 hours.

'I think he's fit,
I think he's a good-looking lad.

'But at the same time,
I'm still open to the idea'

that he might not be my husband.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Seems reasonable.

'At the firepit, Kaz wants answers.
How's Liberty's day been?

'What's her next move?

'And is there a cameraman hiding
in that oversized wicker basket?'

SQUEALS

Tell me.
I was shipping you two so hard.

Me and Jake?
Yeah.

You know what? We get on so well,
we're like the same person.

But I'm just stressing,
are we too much the same person?

I'm not stressing, stressing.

I'm keeping my options open
because it's, like, day one. Yes.

I don't want to, like, fully commit
to Jake, but it's a good start.

I don't think we've had enough
one-on-one time at the moment.

So I'm, like, I think we need, like,
another chat,

I don't know whether to pull him
for a chat later.

Do it now.
Where is he?

Not that I was trying to find him!

Don't say that. What,
you can't see him cos he's short?

No! Girl, girl, no!

I want to initiate that,
I want to go for a chat,

but, like, he asked me,
I don't want to do no chasing.

I don't know. I really want
to try out the bunny rabbits,

I want to try out the beanbags!
Shall we go and see...

Yeah.
I got it.

Shall we go and see
how comfy the beanbags are?

Yes! And then you can have a chat.
Yeah! That's a plan!

OK. We can do this.

We need to make sure
you strategically sit next to him.

How unreal does this look?
It's crazy. Unreal, man.

Can we join you?
Come to join us, yeah?

Yes.
Are you still hot?

Yeah, I'm still boiling.
It's all the dancing, that's why!

Getting all flustered by Jakey boy.
It was the moves!

Are you all right?
Yeah, are you?

You know what? I want to try out
the beanbags. They look so comfy.

Shall we test them out?
The beanbags?

Beanbags are bad for me,

because you sit on them
and they pop!

The last one I did,
my lounge was covered.

Let's try not make this one pop,
then!

LAUGHTER

Tripping over the shadows!

Let's go over there,
that looks wicked.

OK. Which one, the firepit?
Yeah.

I have to say, your dance moves
were interesting.

Did you like it, yeah?
Yeah.

Your personality, I love it,
like, don't care, have fun. Goofy...

Goofy? Whoa, that's a little,
like...

Goofy, no. I feel like
you're easy to get on with.

Yeah.
I'm the same. Non-stop chatting.

I don't know how we're gonna get
a word in edgeways

between the both of us.

You talk, ten seconds,
me, ten seconds.

You stop now and I'll go.

Are you happy with your choice?
Of course I am.

I wouldn't be chatting here,
would I?

Like, first attraction was you,
as soon as I come...

First I seen the abs. Yeah, the abs
look nice and then I seen the face.

You know what, you look good.
You're a bit of me.

So, obviously, I stepped forward.

Stepped forward for me
and no hard feelings,

I don't care, it is what it is.
It's happened now.

I'm happy with my choice.
Good. I'm happy as well.

Good. We're gonna get on so well.
I just know it.

Ball of fun. Can't wait.

# I only want good vibes
Round me tonight... #

'As the Islanders
settle in for the night,

'Aaron takes Shannon
over to the beanbags

'to show her how to manspread
as a rabbit.'

So, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good.

Are you? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm feeling good, as well.

I feel like
it's a really good bunch.

What's your usual type?
You haven't said.

I'm, like, really...
You didn't step forward for anyone.

I'm not funny, but, like,
I don't really know, like,

why I didn't step forward
for anyone.

I think it's just cos
I'm a slow burner.

Yeah? So, like,
I like to suss everyone out.

It's quite hard in here,
cos it's, like, so fast-paced.

Yeah, but it doesn't need to be.
And that's not me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it doesn't have to be instant,
does it?

I'm struggling with Aaron.

I think he's amazing,
he's lovely to look at,

he's a lovely, lovely guy,
but, like, a lot of the other guys

have got banter,
they've got chat, they're funny.

Brad and Jake are more a bit of me,
like, funny, but I am gonna try.

I'm going to try and see
if I can squeeze, like,

a little bit of, like,
life out of him.

I'm not gonna cut it off
straightaway.

I'm just such a travel bug,
party girl. Yeah.

Like, I want a best friend.

Is that a bad thing?

No.
SHE LAUGHS

If you're quiet, that's boring.

But... No, but I think, yeah,
I'll just, like... take my time.

I'll be open.
I'll try and not be, like, too...

Yeah, so, Shannon...

In terms of there being
any sort of romantic spark,

there hasn't really been anything,
but, obviously,

we'll continue
spending some time together,

it is only the first night,
and we'll see what happens.

'So, Shannon's gonna be open.

'Not as open as Aaron's legs,
obviously. She's not mad.

'And Liberty's opening up, too,
about her feelings for Jake.'

How are you feeling about Jake,
though?

Like, I think we get on really well.

I was just saying,
the only problem is, cos, like,

he's so chatty and I'm so chatty,

we can't get a word in edgeways
sometimes.

Mm.
He's a really good-looking lad,

and, like, he's got a lot about him,
and a key thing for me

which is a turn-off is a lad
that takes himself too seriously,

and Jake's the opposite,
which I like.

Look, I don't think there's
anyone else at the moment

that I'm really... vibesing with.

How're you feeling, mate?
Yeah, good. Good.

You guys looked like you were having
a good chat.

Yeah. She's a nice girl, man.

Looks-wise, she's a bit of me,
but there's just...

There's just something there
where I'm like...

I haven't got that, "Mm!"
D'you know what I mean?

Can you grow into that?

I can't see in the future,
I don't know. I dunno.

There's just not that...

instant "I want to rip your clothes
off", do you know what I mean?

I've got to look at someone and go,
"Wow,

"I want to get to know you."
Not just, "Yeah, she looks nice."

The first attraction is looking
at someone, isn't it? 100%.

We're all there for the same reason.
We want to find love.

That instant attraction.

Like, I'm not ruling nothing out
with her, we get along fine.

She's a beautiful girl.

But right now at this moment
in time, I'm not...

I'm not tunnel vision yet.

What's that guy's name, the teacher?
Hugo.

Do you know what,
I love the name Hugo.

I really wanna call my dog Hugo
when I get one.

Oh! Do you know what, he's got
a really lovely, soft face.

He's got, yeah!
And just like...

He's just too shy.
Hugo is lovely,

just very genuine, very sweet.

Still, I think he's a bit shy
and, like, I love a confident guy.

I like somebody who's, like,
not afraid to approach me

or just speak to me, so I feel like
it might have to be me

that does a lot of the hard work.
I've got to get to know her more.

Like, our first chat, I was a little
bit... I wasn't really too sure.

But I think, you know, the more we
get to know each other,

hopefully the more we'll grow
and understand each other

and kind of
be able to go from there.

She seems really nice.
She's not traditionally my type,

but I guess we'll find out more
as we go along.

I'm grabbing a water.

Are these empties?
Shall I go take them back?

Yes, please.
Oh, you're unreal, you.

So sweet.
He's too shy! He's so shy.

Really?
What do you mean, so shy?

He's just so shy. I need, like...
And I'm very direct.

But don't you want to, like,
peel that back and see what's there?

It depends how much hard work it is
though. I need to be met halfway.

I don't think he gets that
I'm joking half the time though.

I got bit so bad.

I bring presents.
Oh, yes!

You're the gift that keeps giving,
you know.

Amazing.
How sweet. Thank you!

There you go.
Thank you. Where are you going?

I'm coming back, I'm coming back.

Cheers to...
Cheers to cheers!

Are you joking?

I don't know,
I don't know what to cheers to.

Let's wait for Hugo to come back
and we can make him do it.

Yeah!
Yeah.

Let's do that.
"We volunteered you for something."

Let's do that.

OK, we was waiting for you
so that you can do the cheers.

Er... right.

He's got into teacher mode
right now.

I'm like, "Where's my whiteboard?

"Let's set out
the lesson objectives,

"what we're going to achieve today."
Toasting to the summer of love,

I hope everyone
has a fantastic time.

And I'm very lucky
to share it with all of you.

Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
There we go, soppy.

By the way, if you don't have
eye contact when cheersing,

that's bad sex for, like, 14 years.

We've already had a conversation
about Hugo's lack of eye contact.

You guys do you, yeah.

Me, I'm making sure
that don't happen, innit?

'Still to come...
Get ready for a big surprise.'

TEXT ALERT
Ooh, I got a voice note.

'Hey, boys, how are you?'

'Jake's been given a box
with something special in it.

'No, not another tiny little camera
operator - it's a bunch of dares!'

Get something like, "Whoa!"
LAUGHTER

OK.

"You and your partner must perform
a sexy dance for 30 seconds."

WHOOPING

Go on!
Let's go!

SCREAMING

What the fuck is going on?
SCREAMING

My dance from Jake
was very sexy, to be fair.

SHOUTING

OK!

SCREAMING
Go on, Jake!

Jake!

Come on!

It was the top coming off for me.

I was like,
"Where's this coming from?"

It took me by surprise.
It was just off.

APPLAUSE

Mate, it's just got hotter
outside here.

LAUGHTER

Did you like that?
Yeah, that was good, to be fair.

"You and your partner
must snog for 30 seconds."

CHEERING

Let's go!
Go on!

Oh!
Oh!

It was a great snog!

Don't tell him that.
I don't need to stroke his ego.

So, if he asks,
we're gonna say four out of ten.

Go on, son.

Look!
Are they breathing?

Decent kiss.
It went on a bit too long, I think.

HE LAUGHS

Good practice.
That was good, guys.

I've got jaw lock.

Pick a good one.
Oh, what if it's bad?

SHE LAUGHS
I'm not doing that!

That's a cheeky one, that.
I'm not doing that!

"One of you must suck the toes
of the other for 30 seconds."

Oh, no!
I wouldn't be doing that.

You have to lick...
Like the foot!

Go!

Right, where are we at?

Four, five...

I got my toes sucked! Eurgh!

SCREAMING

I was never gonna
be sucking his toes.

It was always gonna be him
sucking mine.

I feel like he enjoyed it.

17, 18, 19, 20!

Brutal. I think I got the worst one,
to be honest, but you know what?

I'm up for it,
because it's all a laugh.

Oh, class. Got that one.

That's my first time sucking toes,
by the way, if anyone took note.

What did it taste like?

Toes.
LAUGHTER

They're all gonna be bad anyway,
aren't they?

What is it?

"One of you must suck the other's
ear lobe for 30 seconds."

Ooh!
CHEERING

I think you need to bend down a bit.

She went to town on my lobes.

It was a good laugh and it was
definitely a nice little icebreaker.

16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22...!
LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE
That's unreal.

I think Hugo has red lipstick
all over the side of his head.

Like, I guess...

I don't know if you'd call it
marking your territory,

it's not really my territory,
I don't think, yet. But there we go.

"You and your partner
must twerk for a minute."

CHEERING

Look, I mean,
I can twerk, what can I say?

I mean, I think it kind of
spoke for itself.

If you want to carry on,
you can carry on.

Guys, that was unreal.

'I've got a dare for you guys.

'You and your partner must try to
stop your jaws dropping to the floor

'when you see
who's heading into the villa.

'This is Chloe, a marketing
executive from Bicester.'

I'm the total package.

Any girl should be wary of her man,
definitely around me.

# It feels so wrong
It feels so right

# But it's not going
Out of my mind. #

MESSAGE ALERT
Oh!

Was that mine?

Ooh! I've got a text, you know.

Shut the front door.

"Chloe." I've got a voice note.

What?

What's going on?

MESSAGE ALERT

'Hey, boys, how are you?
Chloe here.

'I've just arrived and I'm outside
the front of the villa.

'I'd like to take you all on a date,
but I'll let you guys decide

'who wants to come and join me.

'Hopefully I'll see you soon.'

'Tomorrow night...'

MESSAGE ALERT
I've got a text!

'..say hello-ey to Chloe.'

"Chloe, in 24 hours, you will
couple up with a boy of your choice,

"leaving one girl single.
#LetTheGamesBegin."

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