Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 8 - Episode 7 - full transcript

Previously on Love Island...

Honestly, I feel sick to my belly.

..two islanders clashed.

Hayley, can I have a word, please?

Bottom line is you've been chatting
shit about me. I don't want to get
to know you.

There's no spark, no chemistry.

She's just played me for a fool.

And three new arrivals rock
the villa.

Am I being... Who is that?

Oh, my God.

I just want a break.



Tonight... the heat is on.

I would like to take out Laura.

All is fair in love and war, I'm
going to do what I need to do.

Honestly, if I don't get picked,
I don't know where I am at on this
island.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

New boys, Josh and Charlie, have
brought the island's population
up to 14.

That's in breach of the island's
health and safety regulations. Am I

the only one keeping an eye on this
stuff? And here is another one.

This is Megan from Essex.
There is 15 in there now.

Someone is going to get fined.

Hi, guys.

Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.

All of a sudden, like this beautiful
angel creature walks in and we were

just like... oh, my God, there is
someone else.



Hello, I'm Rosie, what's your name?
Megan. Nice to meet you.

I'm Laura. What's your name?
Megan.

Nice to meet you. Megan.

I feel like, at this moment in time,

the villa gods have finally
delivered.

I'm really scared. I was so worried
I was going to trip over.

The guys are all really, really hot.
I was getting so shy and nervous.

Everybody's body is like immaculate.

Everyone is so tanned, gorgeous
looking.

So, yeah, I went back to being the
shy little geeky girl from school.

So, what your type?

Two years, I've been single,
so it's been a long time.

I've seen guys on and off,
but nothing serious.

If you could pick any boy in the
villa now...

I kind of like... What's the
doctor's name? Alex?

I could see you two.

Because I feel like he hasn't had
a proper...

Everything keeps going wrong for
him. I want to just give him a hug.

He's lovely, you know.

He's got something about him, Alex.
There's too much choice.

I can't wait to get to know everyone
a bit better and speak to

the people I haven't really spoken
to yet.

I would like the chance
to speak to Niall and Eyal.

What do you do?

I'm a model. Just recently. I fell
into it, I never really applied

or wanted to be a model, I was in
a law firm, I was a legal PA.

Then I was struggling for money and
then I was like...

And then it has worked out?

Yeah. Amazing.

I was excited and I am excited.

Megan is definitely a woman
and I love a woman.

I like women, not girls.

One thing is for sure, Hayley thinks
your name is mud.

Still, at least she knows how to
pronounce mud

and right now Hayley has got her eye
on new boy Charlie.

I want someone who is a man.

I know what you mean.

Someone who can deal with your shit.

Yeah. I am hard work.

Oh, really?

I can see that. I like a bit of
a princess, not too much.

I can tell you're a little bit
of a princess.

There's no personality with us.

With us? No!

Steady on!

I don't want to talk about trees.

Savage!

You are straight savage for that.

Has this got glitter in it?

Yeah. Are you winding me up?

I'm actually glittery.
That is not on, is it?

Hayley caught my eye.
She is gorgeous, isn't she?

Petite and blonde. That is my type.

We've had a chat, we've had a bit of
a connection.

She's gorgeous, as well. My type,
100%.

New boy, Charlie, has caught
Samira's eye.

It's probably that sparkly suntan oil
and all of those rippling abs.

But mainly the sparkly suntan oil.

I think he's trying to get to know
who...

I don't think Charlie will want to
step on anybody's toes.

Yes, I think he is sussing
situations out, isn't he?

The thing is, I need somebody funny,
as well.

I'm rooting for you, my girl.

Hopefully.

I am rooting for you though.
But what am I going to do?

I'm one of those people
that takes a step back.

Don't, this is not the time
to take a step back.

If you think one of them is fit, go
and tell them.

He is a bit of an angel, actually,
Charlie is an angel.

Charlie's angel! Oh, my God!

My head has gone. That is sick.

I'll do the jokes here, Samira.

Alex is on the daybeds telling
everyone

that a certain someone
is making him crazy.

Oh, my God, I'm shook, I've lost it,
my head has gone!

She fancies you, babe. Know that.

I asked her, "Who is your type in
here?"

And she went, "I quite like Alex."

Just get to know her, isn't it?

Be you, Alex.

Just want to see what she's like.

Maybe I am blushing a bit.

I must say, when I first saw her,
I thought she was absolutely

beautiful, but is she going to be
very loud and overpowering?

But she seems really nice
and I like that.

God, if you're listening,
please give Alex a break.

The man has literally saved lives.

But Alex is not the only one
with his eyes on the prize.

Georgia is fit.

To be fair, Megan is pretty spicy,
as well.

What about Rosie?

No-one is safe, bruv, no-one is
safe.

All the girls are absolutely
stunning.

When I walked in, I didn't know
where to look.

Laura, absolutely stunning.

Always smiling,
I don't think I have seen her

not smiling, she is beautiful.
Samira is a lot of fun.

A lot to her that we haven't seen.

Hayley is an absolute bombshell,
a stunner.

I think looks-wise, 10 out of 10.

She is mad sexy.

She is hot, mate. Everyone is up for
grabs. Everyone.

Hayley, what are you saying?
Be honest now.

The thing is, I would probably
say...

Oi, listen, whatever happens,
happens. Do you know what I mean?

No animosity.

Two good-looking lads that have just
come in and we are fresh.

So, competition, isn't it?
Healthy competition.

Megan. The doctor will see you now.

I'm trying to be confident, but I'm
really shy. Did I look really shy?

Look, Alex is going off with her!

She fancies Alex.

Her and Alex would be a little dream
couple, I think.

I was definitely quite nervous, you
know, walking over and approaching

Megan to ask her basically to go for
a chat, because I take things slow,

I'm not someone who is the boldest.

So, it took a lot for me to do that,
I was feeling quite nervous,

but, at the same time, excited.

I was thinking it is now or never,
really.

So, what's your background?

So, I'm from Essex. I was a legal PA

for like three years and I was like
making no money, travelling into

London and I was like, I can't do
this any more.

So I started dancing

and then I realised that I was
earning the same money.

The same as I did in a month,
in like two days.

Are you serious? Yeah.

I was really naive. I didn't know
anything about it.

So, I thought it would just be
old men and no-one would know.

It was in my area.
Everybody found out.

Boys from my school turned up.

All right, boys!

If I'm honest, I think it's
fantastic

that Megan had the confidence

to openly admit that she worked as
a stripper in the past because some

people might have negative
connotations

or make judgements upon her for
that, but I thought that showed

such character and strength.

I really, really respect her
for doing that.

You're a doctor, you've got the
brains.

Tell me about that. It's so
interesting. How old are you?

I'm 27. How old are you? 24.

Yeah, I'm working as an A&E doctor.
So interesting.

Yeah, I love it.

There is ups and downs,
when bad things happen, obviously,

it hits you, but you get to meet
such amazing people.

You feel like it is
the biggest buzz ever.

She was really interested in what my
job was and what I do and she said

straightaway that she had a lot of
respect for it.

It shows that she is not someone who
is just about having the biggest
biceps or sixpack.

Maybe she is someone who actually is
quite deep and that is what I am

looking for, that's why I am here.

I bet it's the most rewarding job,

but I couldn't even see blood or
anything.

Yeah, yeah.

You all right, mate?
All right.

It's been quite a shock this
morning, hasn't it?

What a day already.

How long have you been single for?

Like, two years.
OK.

Did you go to uni or...?

No, literally I just wanted
to make money.

So, I was a legal PA for a year,
a basic wage.

Then I started stripping and I did
that for a year. How was that?

Interesting, because I'm really shy.

You seem it.

I was surprised that Eyal approached
in that situation.

It wasn't as if we'd been there for
20 minutes or half an hour, I had

been there for a few moments
and he came over.

That didn't sit so well with me.

God, this is a difficult situation,
isn't it?

Both of us are looking for
bloody love.

Yeah, which is why I came
and sat here,

because we both want to find out
about her.

Yeah, yeah. I know, mate.

I really, really appreciate you.
We're really close friends here.

And we are open and we'll see
what happens.

I could really do with a break,
as well.

I think after last night,
we both can.

All is fair in love and war and
really there is going to be

a little bit of cock-blocking.

It's natural.

I wish Alex all the best. If Megan
is into him, then fair enough,

I will hold my hands up and say,
yeah, there is nothing I can say.

But I'm gonna try, definitely.
I'm a trier.

Still to come, bish, bash, bosh...
there's a text for Josh.

Megan, Josh and Charlie,

you will date three islanders of
your choice.

The battle for Megan is on.

In the red corner, it's Eyal!

The Buddha of Bushy Booker.

In the blue corner, it's Alex!

The dishy Dr George.

Let's get ready to seek some advice
from Rosie!

What are you feeling about Meg?

Yeah, I mean, Meg, there is no
doubt, she is absolutely gorgeous.

When she walked in, I was like,
"She is absolutely beautiful."

What was she saying to you? We had
a chat. I pulled her aside

to get to know each other,
have a sit-down and whatever.

Obviously, Eyal came over,
I understand...

You have to be confident in
yourself.

I'm gonna chat with her in a bit.

Maybe go and work out a little bit.

Go and do a work-out. Go and do some
pull-ups? Get the pump on.

Seriously, do it.

You look good when you work out.
Definitely do that.

Because then she'll see, like,
you're not just a doctor,

you work out and you've got a bit
about you, do you know what I mean?

I definitely feel a bit of buzz and
a spring in my step.

Finally, I feel like there is
someone in the villa

that I can connect with and that is
a bit of Alex, you know.

There is someone in the villa
I can connect with. Josh.

He's intelligent, he's handsome and
they've given him a mobile.

(TEXT ALERT)
Oh, Jesus! I've got a text!

So, I've got three dates.

The first date,
I would like to take out...

Laura.

Thank you.

Did he just say my name?

What the fuck?

I'm shocked.

Shall I go next? Go for it.

I would like to go on a date
with Niall.

What?

I'm going on a date with Megan,
I don't know why.

But I'm going to go into it
with an open mind

and just see what she's like.

I would like to go on a date with
Samira.

About fucking time.
(LAUGHTER)

I'm going on a date!

I'm literally really, really shaky.

I am super excited that I got picked
for once in this villa.

It's a brave fucking move.
It's a brave fucking move.

But fair enough, we will see what
happens, won't we?

Wes isn't happy Josh is taking
his air hostess on a trip.

Wes, just think of the air miles
and after Megan chose Niall,

Georgia is putting a brave face
on it. Well, kind of..

How are you feeling, Georgia?
I'm fine, darling.

(LAUGHTER)
Liar!

I'm fine.

No, you know what, I'm actually
really chilled.

Fuming! Actually fuming.

No-one takes my man away.

I've never had competition before
and I don't like it.

Trust me, I'm not calm,
I just don't show it.

No.

I've got to be nice to her. She's
got to do what she's got to do.

If they have more of a connection
then great. I'm fuming, though.

Sounds like Georgia is in denial.

It is time for our three couples to
head off on their dates.

Georgia, say bye-bye
to the rainbow fish!

Have a nice time!

Adios, amigos!

It feels so quiet now.

"Have a nice time,
but not with my Niall!" (LAUGHTER)

I am excited to see
where we're going.

Laura, we're sending you on a tour of
one of Spain's oldest castles.

It's quite a short tour.

Let's just crank out the bubbly
and get a bit loose.

Let's do it. Wait, do you know
how to do it?

Are you joking? Nah, wait...

I didn't know it worked like that.
I thought you had to...

Now my arse is wet.

I don't know what I was thinking.

A gentleman as well.
Another layer of mine.

Who have you got your eye on, then?

Well, obviously, like, when you
walked in,

you caught my eye. Why is that?
Because you slid in my DMs before?

Excuse me? I did not slide into
your DMs.

Only slightly?

Whatever. Back in the day.

But I think maybe me and you could
hit it off.

I don't know, we'll have to see.
I want to get to know you.

I feel like were quite similar.
Yeah, probably.

A bit fiery. Scorpio? You're a
Scorpio, as well, aren't you?

Danger, danger.

Between heaven or hell. Literally.

How do you think Wes will feel
right now?

You think he will be sitting there
calm and collected or a bit panicky?

He is a pretty chilled guy.

I thank you for picking me,
it's flattering.

I'm glad, because I think we could
get on.

Would you say you and Georgia are
really close now?

Yeah, initially, she was completely
my type.

How long have you, like, been
coupled up?

It hasn't been long.

The first impressions...

That is why I didn't think it would
be such a big deal to pick you.

Like I fancied you from the
beginning and there are other boys

I could pick, but I wanted to pick
you because I found you attractive.

Would you say I am your type?
Yeah, 100%.

What do you usually go for?
Blond! Do you actually? Yeah.

I've never heard a girl in my life
say their type is blonde.

My ex is blonde. OK, fair. I love
blonde and blue eyes. Do you?

That is just my thing. Here I am.

Right? Oh, my God. Also, personality
is really important to me.

And, like, a connection.

Friendship in a relationship is
so important to me.

Well, I think that's exactly
the same with me.

We will just see what happens in
the villa. Cheers to that. Cheers.

So, who will be your second date?
Do you know?

I think Hayley.

I'm not sure Laura has even seen
the castle yet.

It's behind the tree, love!

Who are the other speed daters
going for?

Can you go and get Eyal for me?
With pleasure. (LAUGHS)

Cheers for the date. Could you
please go and get Georgia for me.

I will. Cheers.
Bye. See you in a bit.

After yesterday's falling out,
Eyal's got a new chance.

"Um... my God, Hayley winds me up,
we need to clear the air!"

Last night, I didn't want you
to sleep on the sofa.

I would have taken it.

I would have never expected a lady
to ever sleep on the sofa.

You are too kind. I had a nice
sleep, thank you. I actually did.

Good, I'm glad you did.

I just wanted to clear the air with
Hayley. We are both living

under the same roof, so I just
wanted to make it less awkward

and say that I think we're pretty
much on the same page.

So we may as well be friends
while we are here.

It's a relief that we both know
where we are at and we both know

it will not go further than friends,
so I feel happy about that.

And, obviously, I'm not saying that

you are not a nice person and stuff,
because you are,

but we're just not compatible for
each other.

Completely. We can still be friends
and... just do our thing.

The guys are back from their dates.

Niall loved the history
of the castle.

Samira loved the setting.
And Laura got to see a big tree!

Hello. Oh, my God, tell us
everything.

We just had, like,
a little picnic thing.

We need to tell you
who picked who next.

So, Josh wants to go on a date
with you, Hayley. Lucky Josh.

I'm looking forward
to going on a date.

I just really like his personality
and I like his cheekiness.

I always like a guy who has got
a bit of cheekiness.

I suppose he can put me in my place.

Georgia, he wants to go on a date
with you.

Lucky Charlie.

Charlie has just asked me out
on a date.

It is an opportunity to get to know
someone a bit better away from
the villa.

I'm going to keep my options open,

see what there is there
to play with.

And, yeah, we might get on
really well.

Megan wants to go with Eyal.

Let's get cracking.

I'm excited. I'm excited to see what
happens

and get to know Megan a little bit
more than I have already. So it
should be fun.

He is so not my type at all.

No? No. I knew that anyway.
I just think it was quite funny.

I knew that anyway.

Laura seemed very unimpressed,
which I am very happy about.

I hate to say it to Josh,

but he has just not got it
in his locker, has he?

Alex is getting worried because Megan
is onto her second date

and she hasn't picked him yet
and, as we all know,

there is nothing worse than a doctor
losing his patience.

I just wanted to get your advice.

It's difficult at the moment.

Two dates, Megan has had two dates
so far.

I'm a bit worried whether she will
pick me or not pick me.

I am really hoping that she will.

I am telling you now,
she is gonna pick you.

I want to have a chance
to see what could happen.

When we had a chat earlier on,
I felt like we had a connection.

Whether she feels the same,
I don't know.

I feel, like, frustrated,
to be honest.

It has been quite a journey here
so far. I just want a break.

I hope Meg will take me on a date.

Especially after we've had a chat
and we had a good connection.

I am just going to be positive and
see what happens, see if she does.

If not, then I will deal
with that after.

Honestly, if I don't get picked,
I don't know where I am at.

Eyal makes his move.

I think you're beautiful.

Hayley, Eyal and Georgia have arrived
for their speed dates in that field.

They'll need chat, charm
and, above all, antihistamines.

Not the most comfortable shoes
to wear on a date.

You look sensational, by the way.
Aw, thank you.

Why did you pick me? You're
a good-looking girl.

Your eyes are unreal. I did pick up
on that earlier, I can't lie.

Thank you. How is it in the villa?

At the moment, my head... I don't
want to rule anything out,

because if I feel like I have
a connection with somebody else,

then I'm all for that, too.

If someone, like, put it on you and
wanted to go on more dates,

pulled you for chats, wanted to get
to know you, you'd be open to that?

Yeah, of course. If it was a mutual
feeling.

Of course I would speak to Niall.
I'm a very honest girl, for sure.

That is good to know.
Cheers to that.

Why did you choose me?

You're the first person that really
caught my eye. That is so sweet.

I definitely thought from the
outset, like, definitely,

there's a part of you I felt hasn't
yet been unlocked.

Yeah, I feel I like a bit of
cheekiness, but not, like, too...

What about a guy that takes three
girls on three dates in 15 minutes?!

Is that all right? That's fine,
yeah. Let you off on that one.

I think you tick a fair few boxes,
to be fair. That's good.

So, tell me about past
relationships.

I've been single for, like,
two years.

OK. My first boyfriend was like you.

Olive skin, dark. I like nice curly
hair. You are winning there.

Am I really? OK.

So what kind of girl
do you normally go for?

I don't know. I don't have a type.
There has got to be, like, a vibe.

It has got to flow and it has got
to feel comfortable.

I don't know, a lady, a woman,

someone that is respectful to others

and considers other people
and is quite caring.

It has been a rough ride for me
in here so far.

I've definitely not really found,

like, I've found someone
hat's on my level.

What was it about the other guy
you didn't vibe with?

What it is, I just want to have
a laugh with someone

and not take things too serious
and not go too deep.

Obviously, if I actually start to
like them

that is when I want to take them
serious.

He was just too deep for me.

Things like, "What's your favourite
animal?"

You know, like, stuff like that.

I just felt like it was a bit of
pressure and things.

Do you think there's any other girls
in here that you, like, fancy?

No, no, not since you walked in.
Honestly. That's reassuring.

I think you're beautiful. You have
got cool hair and big, nice lips.

I like that, I like that about
a person. Thank you.

Cheers.

(GIGGLES) Oh, my God, I'm like
a schoolgirl.

I feel like a schoolboy. It's nice.

It's nice. Cheers. That was nice.

I'm glad someone fucking appreciates
me in this place!

Who's your next date?

Hayley. If you could go and give her
a little knock for me.

Of course I will. Thank you so much.

I will see you soon. See you later,
honey. Bye. Bye-bye.

Hayley, babes? You've got a date
with Charlie now.

Hayley's now dating Charlie, but Eyal
and Georgia are back to reveal

who's next for Josh and Megan.

But whatever happens, Eyal's already
tasting victory

and Megan's mouthwash.

Let's go and tell them.
Let's do this.

LAURA: Oh, fuck. I forgot.

Hello! Wahey! Hello!

Enjoyable? Very enjoyable.

Nice one. That sounds promising.

How was yours? Yeah, it was lovely,
thank you.

Samira, you're now with Josh.

Cutesy. Go and have some fun.

I'm feeling very wanted for once.
It is a lovely feeling.

I'm just going to go and see Josh

and see the chat,
see what it's about.

Alex, my man!

(CHEERING)

YES!

You fucking dirty bastard,
I love you!

Who was the last one?

Let's go and get ready.

This is it now, bruv.
She could be the bird.

I'm chuffed. She has actually chose
you. She chose you last.

It is the best time to get picked.

I'm really excited. I'm absolutely
chuffed Megan has picked me.

She is a really beautiful girl.
I'm going to be myself, have fun

and see what happens.

Hello there. Are you all right?

How you doing? Good. How are you?

A nice little picnic set up. I know!

You look absolutely beautiful.
Are you all right? Good, thank you.

Hello. Hello, chica. Hola.

How are we? Good. Better now.

Wuay!

I'm loving the outfit, by the way.

Thank you. I thought I'd go with
something cutesy.

So, glad I picked you?

What does that mean?

Oh. I thought the Prosecco...

Too much already! It is just nice
to get to know someone.

In the villa, I haven't really had
a connection with someone, so yeah.

What made you pick me
to come on a date?

I was really happy, when I first
walked in, I was so nervous

and you came straight over to me,
you made me feel at ease.

It was really nice. You were not top
of my list to come and talk to,

but seeing you in person and
speaking to you,

it is so easy to talk to you,
we could talk for hours.

When you walked in, I just thought,
"She's absolutely stunning."

Thank you. I thought you are
absolutely beautiful.

That is so lovely.

You are athletic, but also womanly.
You have got beautiful hair.

Thank you. I thought,
"She's my type."

You are so sweet.

I'm excited to get to know a bit
more about you.

I feel like you are quite bubbly
and funny. Really? Am I?

Definitely my kind of thing. Do you
dance a lot? Do you sing a lot?

I dance very badly and sing very
badly a lot.

Do you usually go for a singing,
dancing guy?

No, I'm basically going for
personality.

If you do not make me laugh...
In trouble.

Yeah.

How does this date compare to the
one you just had with my boy Josh?

You've put me in the shit here!
I have, haven't I?

I don't know. I think you are both
nice guys

and I'm really enjoying getting
to know you both.

You've been put in the deep end.

Your exes, have they been super
intelligent?

My ex, we were together at medical
school.

We were together for four years.
Quite long-term.

That is a long time. I've been
single a while now, three years.

I think it is time to really start
looking for someone. Yeah.

How long have you been single?
About seven months.

I used to think I was Mr Single.
I thought I was that guy.

I missed having someone to hang out
with, someone to make me smile

and have a bit of banter with,
maybe a little dance.

I need someone to bounce off on.

Been good to get to know you. I will
drag you for another one-on-one.

Let's go for a swim or something!
Cheers!

Shall we go back?

WES: He's fucking got this,
Alex has.

The guys are back from their dates
with fond memories and terrible
hayfever,

ready to spill the beans
on their day out.

Oi, oi!

What's happening?

I'm getting a clap. I feel special.

It was nice to be out and about.
Three dates on the bounce, as well.

How did it go? I saw you getting
a tash on.

You've got to do what you've got
to do in this game.

After the date with Hayley, I think
there could be something going on.

Maybe it was me being mad. Maybe the
sun has gone to my head.

I looked in her eyes and thought
there was something there.

A little spark.

It was really nice. It was good.

Did you have a nice date with
everyone? Who was your favourite?

I can't tell you. I don't know.

The date with Eyal was good.
It was really, really good.

He was so lovely. I was like
a schoolgirl, giggling.

He was really lovely and easy
to talk to.

I felt like we really connected
and got on.

How did it go?

It was nice, chilled out,
had drink and a chat

and got to know each other a bit.

She's a lovely girl. She's really
down to earth. Is she?

Fingers crossed.

As first dates go, that was really
good, I really enjoyed it.

There is no doubt that Megan is
absolutely beautiful.

She has got really great hair,
pretty.

I'm excited to see what happens.
I hope that she feels the same.

It's gonna get real.

That's cute.

The islanders are ready
for the evening

and Jack's about to come face-to-face

with the big bad boasting Buddha
of Bushey.

Just quickly, I kissed Megan.

I knew you'd finesse!

Obviously, I wanted him to be
his best self on his date.

It is no good telling him before.
You will make him feel like shit.

And you're too nice
to make him feel like shit.

I'm just gonna tell him
as soon I get a chance.

I didn't want to tell him
before he went on his date.

I didn't want it to cloud his
vision. I thought it might.

I wanted him to be the best possible
version of himself that he can be.

I thought that if he knew that I
kissed her, maybe he would not be
able to do that.

Good point. I've lost count of the
dates I've had ruined by finding out

the girl snogged a model seven
minutes before we cracked open
the Cava.

But how did Samira find her dates?

I need someone to bounce off on.
Boom, boom, boom, bang.

Cheeky? What? Nice. Awesome.

Do you know what I mean?

The thing is with Charlie.
You like Charlie?

Yeah. He's cutesy.

The thing is, what I have an issue
with... Not an issue.

I think Hayley likes him.

Yes, but that doesn't matter,
because, at the end of the day,

we are all cool in here,
all friends and stuff,

but you can't not talk to someone
because of Hayley.

He will go for Hayley.
You can even see it now.

You know me, I'm not going to force
myself on him.

I really can't do it.

The thing is, I know what you are
thinking.

You are thinking, "Oh, shit,

if Charlie doesn't pick me,
that is it."

Having been on a date with both Josh
and Charlie,

I think I am swaying towards
Charlie.

We had much more of a laugh than
Josh and I.

Even though Josh was really funny
and smooth,

Charlie is more my type.

How did your dates go?
Were they fun?

Yeah, me and Eyal kissed.

Alex, I thought it went really well.
It was a really good date.

I asked Alex on a date because this
morning he was the first boy

to approach me and we talked easily,
he seemed open and lovely.

But I think I need someone who is
confident and knows himself.

He was struggling for conversation.
It didn't feel natural.

I just feel bad on Alex. He has had
a lot of rejection.

He has had his confidence knocked
and I think I got his hopes up.

You don't need to apologise.
You've done nothing wrong.

He is not your boyfriend.

You know when someone is cute and
vulnerable, I have just, like,

knocked him a bit more,
hurt his ego a bit more.

It is not your responsibility
to make Alex happy.

You can still be a nice girl and
look out for yourself. Yeah.

Alex has it licked.

Go Alex, go Alex,
go Alex!

Eyal's got good news
and bad news for Alex.

The good news is Megan is
a fantastic kisser.

I'll leave the bad news to Eyal.

I just want to have a quick word
with you.

Just one sec.

It's just that I kissed Megan
on our date.

But I didn't want to tell you
before you went on a date,

because I was honestly very excited
for you

and I wanted you to go in there
and be you.

I mean, the thing is he has
every right to enjoy his date,

do his thing and I said to him
before he went to enjoy it.

The only thing that bothered me
a little bit is no-one said

before I went on my date with her
that that had happened.

All I wanted to do was tell you,
but I came back here.

The first thing I had to do was tell
you to go on your date.

I didn't go for a kiss. I don't feel
that that's needed on a first date.

I just want to get to know her
a little bit.

I think really we would connect
well, if she gave me a chance.

I'm pretty sure that things could
develop.

I've seen you come out of your shell
and that is the only reason.

You're my guy.
I would have told you.

The islanders fancied
a game of Truth Or Dare,

but it's nearly the end of the show,

so we're sacking off the Truth and
going straight to the Dares.

Ooh, I'm scared.

First, the girls
will randomly pick a boy,

then they'll pick a dare
they have to do with him.

Josh.
Oh, God.

No.

You and the selected boy must put
a banana in

both of your mouths and eat it
between you until you kiss.

I usually eat banana for protein,
not to kiss someone.

I think I will spew.

You can have the brown bit.
I'm scared.

Are you ready?

I don't want to see the bird
that I like chomping bananas

with a boy I don't even know.

I think the game is shit.
That's what I think it was.

Exactly what I think it was.

I couldn't swallow it.
I couldn't swallow the banana.

You must lick the earlobe
of the selected boy.

Adam.

What's an earlobe? That bit?

The general earlobe sucking was
above average.

The game was good fun.

Do it.

I ended up licking a toe.

And a four-way kiss where I think

I got more of Charlie
than anyone else.

I have got to admit, that is not
the first four-way kiss I have had.

I can't lie to you.

The boy must suck your finger.

What finger do you want me to suck?

No, I will just kiss you instead.

I thought I would take the
opportunity to give Megan a kiss.

I just sensed that it was the right
thing to do.

It was fun.

You and the selected boy

must lick each other's faces
at the same time.

It was so funny. Like I just loved
the randomness of it.

Like dogs. Yeah, like dogs.

It was funny, the licking thing.
I feel like we're dogs, puppies.

You must cover the selected boy's
face in lipstick by kissing him.

Alex.

Six, five, four, three, two, one.

It is always nice, having a pretty
girl like Megan kissing you.

Charlie.

You must choose a girl

for the selected boy to snog
for 20 seconds.

Samira.

Obviously, me being the very good
friend that I am...

You're up.

..I let Samira kiss Charlie.

I mean, it was a nice kiss.

But you know when it's just a little
bit awkward,

because it's like, "Hola, I'm going
to kiss you now."

That's what it was.

Alex. The selected boy must pour
something from the kitchen

all over his chest.
You must then lick it off.

Maybe, like, chocolate?

Get the honey.

I have never licked honey
off an A&E doctor's torso.

Go, Alex! Go, Alex! Go, Alex!

I don't think I have ever been in a
situation where five or six pretty

girls have been licking honey
off my chest.

Definitely something new in that.
Yeah, I can't lie, it is quite nice.

There's 15 islanders in there now
and, like any normal Spanish villa,

the bedroom only has room for 14.

Luckily, I've got just the solution.

(TEXT ALERT)

Oh, my God, I got a text!

No! Yeah.

What do we do?
Wes and Laura.

Thanks, guys.

You are the first in the Hideaway.
The first people.

Well!

I have just been chosen to go into
the Hideaway by my fellow islanders.

What a time to be alive.
What a time.

# I'll take you up
to the highest heights

# Let's spread our wings
and fly away #

Have a good time, babe.

Have a good one, no hanky-panky.

Oh, my God.

I want to see what it looks like.

I'm so excited, I can't believe
I'm the first one to go in.

It would be nice to just be alone
for a night. Like, normality.

A bit of peace and quiet.

No snoring from bloody Adam
and Jack.

I hope you have a really nice night
tonight. Me, too.

Oh, look at your little grin.

Are you excited? Of course
I fucking am.

# Let me be your fantasy... #

I love you. Goodbye, you guys!

Say you love me, Laura.

You are kidding.

Oh, my God.

Obviously, we're mega happy.

We are super happy to get some time
together. It is just fun, isn't it?

We have been waiting for this moment
for a bit. We have not had a date,

we have not had anything else,
so this is perfect.

I'm just looking forward to hugging
and snogging.

Oh, my God, what do we do?

Oh, my God. Put it there.

Can we stay in here every night?

Look how cute it is.

Do we just leave them?

It is quite comfy, actually.

I feel like I am supposed to wear
something a bit more...

Sorry, this is just me.

I am really not that sexy.
It is what it is.

We should cheers to us.
Cheers to us.

Cheers to the time
that we have had already.

It is our one-week anniversary.

Oh, my God. But it feels like
a couple of months and honestly...

It feels like a year. You are so
annoying, I am so bored of you!

Oh, Jesus. No, but on a serious
note, it feels like it's going to be

something amazing and it is the best
week that I have had, honestly,

with a girl in my life and that is
no exaggeration.

We will see where it goes from
there. It can only get stronger,
from strength to strength.

Cheers.

# Let me feel your warm embrace

# Release the colours in your mind

# I'll put a smile upon your face

# I've got what it takes
to make you mine

# Let me be your fantasy #

Are you being serious? Oh, my God.

Is someone hiding a secret?

Do you want to tell me something
that happened today that maybe you

should have had the balls to tell me
before?

What are you on about?
I don't know, what am I on about?

Everyone else knows, you may as well
share it. The group is waiting.

I don't get why I am not enough
for someone.

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