Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 6 - Unseen Bits 1 - full transcript

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
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This is Love Island:
The Weekly Hotlist.

Your Saturday night fix
of exclusive unseen bits...

We just want to cuddle!

..from the villa
everyone wants a piece of.

Talking of unseen bits...
Educate me.

..may I just say the swimwear
this year has been second to none.

Big dog in yellow shorts.

We will be revisiting
all the juiciest moments

from the last seven days.

You make me giggle.



All summed up by me. You know, the
voice of that BAFTA Award-winning
show.

Did anyone mention the BAFTA?
ALL: Yes! BAFTA.

Don't push it.

We will be bringing you the most
memorable bits... Hey!

..the funniest bits... Vocabulary.
(SLURS) Vocabulary.

..the most awkward bits...
If you fancy Alex, step forward.

..and a bucketload of exclusives.

I feel like a gangster,
I feel like a rapper.

So settle down,
slap on some factor 50,

because things are about
to get hot... list.

See what I did there?

(LAUGHS) It's brilliant!

Hello! Welcome to a cherry-popping
first episode

of your Weekly Hotlist.



And to get us in the mood,
let's kick things off

with a quick nose around
TV's raunchiest holiday ranch.

As well as having a great voice,
I am also a dab hand at DIY.

And I think you will be pretty
impressed with what I've done to the
place.

I have repainted the entire villa.

I have even changed the bed sheets.

I am not an animal.

And in an act of
interior design madness,

I covered an entire wall
with fake grass.

But don't worry,
I kept some things the same.

Vanity Corner is still there,
to ensure that after eight weeks

our islanders haven't morphed
into professional darts players.

And the infinity pool is still there
and seems to go on for, well,
infinity.

Hold on a minute.

There was one brand-spanking-new
feature,

the surprise everybody
has been waiting for.

Guaranteed to put the "love"
into Love Island,

a swinging seat.

But that seat won't be swinging
at all without some bums on it.

So let's take a lovely trip
down memory lane

and relive the moment when our girls
entered the villa.

What a treat!

Oh, my gosh, hi.

I'm Samira, nice to meet you.

I'm Samira, I'm 22, from London,
and I'm a musical theatre performer.

I am a boy-crazy girl.
I do love a bit of a flirt.

My perfect guy would have dark hair,

that smouldering look,
a nice base tan.

Mm! (LAUGHS)

I love the smell of base tan!

We are gonna have
the summer of our lives!

I'm Hayley Hughes, I'm 21,
and I'm a model from Liverpool.

The biggest word
I've ever used is...

I don't really know.
I don't really use big words.

I have only slept with one person.

Nowadays, girls have slept
with loads, haven't they?

Maybe I just need to experience
a bit more.

Oh, it's unreal.
I can't get over it.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

I'm Kendall, I'm 26
and I'm from sunny Blackpool.

I have been single for seven months,

due to my ex-fiance of five years
leaving me last year.

Being out of the dating game,
there is so much to learn.

So I am open to anything.

Ooh, aye! That's awful. No, I'm not
open to anything.

But you know what I mean.

Gotcha.
What's your type?

Ooh, I go for tall, dark
and handsome.

Every girl says that.

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

I'm Dani, I'm 21, I'm from Essex,
and I work as a barmaid.

I have been single now
for nearly two years.

My dad is happy now
that I'm on Love Island.

When I first told him,
he wasn't, like, ecstatic.

I have got to find a boyfriend.
Like, I am ready for love.

Like, he's going to have to live
with it. Rather you tell him than
me!

How are you?
I'm shaking.

What's your name?
Kendall.

Like Kendall Jenner!

Hello!

(GIRLS CHEER)

Another girl, another girl.

I'm Laura, and I'm an air hostess
from Scotland.

Yes, I am a fully-fledged member
of the mile-high club.

Like, welcome, everyone, join me.
(LAUGHS)

I have been single
for about three months.

All my friends make fun of me.

I've literally had
about nine boyfriends.

Find me a husband, please.

OK. Leave it with me.

So with the girls hot to trot,

and with a few plastic glasses
of Cava in them,

they were ready to get their teeth
into some fellas.

And who better to lure in
some luscious lads

than a woman who attracts fit men
like my bins attract bluebottles?

Caroline!

Are we ready to meet our first boy?
ALL: Yes!

I am Niall, I'm 23,
and I'm a student from Coventry.

I love Harry Potter. I have got
Hermione Granger's wand tattooed on
my forearm.

If a girl is lucky, after a night
out, she can come back and see my
wand. (LAUGHS)

When a girl sees me,
they probably think

I am just the typical,
low-cut, muscle-fit lad.

Once they get to know me, hopefully
they will get to realise

I've got loads of layers. A bit like
an onion.

Let's hope you don't smell like one,
pal.

OK, girls. If you like the look of
Niall, then please step forward.

Hayley, why did you not step
forward?

He seems a nice guy,
but he's just not my type.

I'm more of an investment
for the future. (LAUGHTER)

Give me about four years,
obviously, then, sorted, isn't it?

Five years?

You have got eight weeks to work your
magic, like everyone else.
Including this guy.

I'm Alex, I'm 27.
I'm an A&E doctor from Carmarthen.

I am five hours into a pretty busy
A&E shift.

Life as a doctor is very fast-paced.

A&E is definitely going to be
very different to Love Island.

I'm always on standby, though,
to mend any broken hearts.

Obviously, my bedside manner
is quite professional at work.

But my bedside manner out of
work...?

Come on, girls, it's your chance
to bag a doctor!

Girls, if you fancy Alex,
please step forward.

(BLEEPING)
Anyone?

Please?

No?

Oh, kill me now.

Argh!
(HEART RATE MONITOR FLATLINES)

Alex, it doesn't matter. Which girl
would you like to couple up with
today?

I'll start on the end, yeah?

Yay, Laura! Just keep mentioning
you're a doctor, mate.

A girl loves a guy with brains.

Talking of which...
This is Wes.

Whoa.

I am Wes, I'm 20 years old
and I'm a design engineer

in the electrical and nuclear
industry.

Obviously, my job role
is a massive help

when you are trying to graft girls.

They instantaneously think
I'm intelligent.

I could definitely engineer the ride
of someone's life.

I've got the gears, I've got the
gear stick to do it.

I just thought of that on the spot.

With a quick wit like that,
the next eight weeks will fly by.

OK, ladies, if you like the look of
Wes, step forward.

Laura is going to be crueller to a
junior doctor than the Health
Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

Why have you stepped forward? Why
have you left dear old Alex behind?

He has got, like, a 20 pack.
I'm gonna have to stick with Laura.

Congratulations.
Sorry, man.

With Dr Alex left firmly
in the waiting room,

it was time to send in
the next patient.

And it was a healthy specimen.

Everybody, meet Eyal.

Hello!

Did someone say
"curly hair, don't care"?

I'm Eyal, I'm 22, I'm from London
and I'm a model.

I like to think
I'm not your typical model.

I'm quite a spiritual person.

I have got to have someone
that has some depth to them.

And I also like someone that likes
to have fun in the bedroom.

Cracks the whip every now and again.

Literally and metaphorically.

(LAUGHS)

So, girls, if you fancy Eyal,
step forward.

I hope Alex missed that.

The remaining girls didn't so much
step forward, as lunge.

Take your pick, Eyal.
I'm going with Hayley.

Wow, congratulations.
Thanks.

They would make beautiful babies.

Send in the next one, Caroline!

Everybody, meet Jack.

I'm Jack, I'm 26
and I sell pens for a living.

I 100% have got the gift of the gab.

Hello, Julie, it's only
Jack calling. How are you?

All the better now I've spoken to
you. In with a joke, they love it.

This pen is going to change
your life.

You can write in the dark with it
and it will make you feel good
about yourself.

I'll send three down to you.
I make stationery fun.

If there's one thing
the villa is missing,

it's a stationery cupboard.

I think he has been using Tippex
on his teeth, too.

OK, girls, if you fancy Jack,
please step forward.

OK, we have got two single girls
who stepped forward for you.

I think Dani is lovely.
I will couple up with Dani.

Aw! Congratulations. Off you go.
You all right?

Lovely to meet you.

But Samira needn't have worried,

because there was a doctor on hand
to ease the pain.

He just needs to work on
his bedside manner.

So there we have it,
five luscious ladies

paired off with five likely lads...

But as we all know,

this wouldn't be Love Island
without a spanner in the works.

Cue a totally handsome hunk with
a massive spanner in his trunks.

Jesus.

At least I hope that's a spanner.

There's not much left to
the imagination, really, is there?

I'm Adam, I'm 22 and I'm a personal
trainer from Newcastle.

Three words to describe me
in the bedroom would be flamboyant,

fun and quick.

Guys, if you are a bit worried,
I don't blame you.

In 24 hours, Adam will be
coupling up with one of your girls.

Hold on, mate!
(LAUGHTER)

But don't worry, guys, it's not like
he's 6'5", dark and incredibly man...

Oh, wait, he is.

(LAUGHTER)

With Abs McGee now firmly
on the scene,

it's time for the couples
to brush up on their pulling skills

with a series-first of our handy
guides...

Grafting technique number one,
explore new depths.

Are you, like, quite deep?

I'm a deep guy.
(GIGGLES)

# Deep, deep down...

What's meant to happen will happen.
I love a guy that's deep.

I like to think I'm quite
a spiritual kind of person.

I think she's on the same page.
What does "superficial" mean?

Like... (SIGHS) She did completely
misinterpret what I said to her.

Educate me.

I can't predict my own future,
but at the same time I think that,

if you truly believe in something
and you put your energies
into that something...

Yeah, I'm a deep guy. But I guess
I'm not just looking for something
deep.

There's, like, no, like, coordina...

Whatever the word is.

I have no idea
what the word is either.

Grafting technique number two...

What do you do? I sell office
supplies and stationery.

..go for the sales approach.

You what? I sell office supplies and
stationery.

# Keep on moving...

So you sell pens?
Yeah.

I mean, he's got stationery, he's
got pencils, he's got sharpeners.

I left school and my stepdad's mate
was like, "Do you want to come and
work for me?"

And I went, "Yeah, go on. What's it
doing?" He went,

"We sell stationery." I said, "Shut
up, mate. I ain't doing that."

I just love that you sell pencils
and pens.

He's got felt-tip pens. I mean, he's
offering me the world in, like,
bloody stationery.

I'm like, "Whoa!"
Do you want some pens and pencils?

Are you selling me a pen now?
You boring bastard.

Grafting technique number three,

keep your girl on lockdown.

Gonna have to be done.
Do it, boy. We are behind you.

Can I have a quick chat? Sorry, I'm
not, like, trying to interrupt.

No, no, no. Do you want to go to the
roof terrace, just check it out?

As the youngest boy in the villa,
convince them you are all man.

# What a man, what a man, what a man
# What a mighty good man...

You are the youngest boy and
I am the oldest girl. Yeah, I know.

Do you know what I mean, though? For
me, like, I would not put that
together.

Yeah, there's not a lot of guys,
not just of my age

but people in their 20s in general,
not got their head screwed on.

I'm really impressed by you.
(LAUGHS) What do you mean?

Your job,
I don't really know much about.

I can't really say much about it.
Oh, really?

That's also interesting.
(LAUGHS)

Grafting technique number four,

lay it on thicker than Ed Sheeran's
sunscreen in a heatwave.

Are you going to lay it on thick,
or...? What's your plan?

Cos I only know it one way, and it's
thick,

so I'm interested to know other
approaches.

He just said, "I don't want
to be with you,
I don't love you any more."

I would just never do that to a girl
as stunning as you. Oh, my God. Shut
up.

Am I laying it on thick?
(LAUGHS)

Tell me to rein it in.
I can go way too thick too early.

# Never too much, never too much,
never too much...

The chat's flowing.
I'm laying it on thick.

This is actually well romantic.

Don't push it.

I think that I do push it.

And I think it's going well.
I think she's taking to it.

I wouldn't say I'm an eager beaver
of sorts... (LAUGHS)

I just lay it out there.

It's crazy, isn't it?

And finally,
grafting technique number five,

let the girl do all the talking.

So, my type is usually like
a pretty boy.

But like I said, like,
if I have a connection,

then I'm like, I can be with anyone.
Do you know what I mean?

# You say it best
when you say nothing at all...

Like, sometimes I need, like,

instead of, like, a forced
conversation,

I like it to sort of flow. Yeah,
yeah. Do you know what I mean?

# When you say nothing at all...

Do you feel like it's hard to get in
a word, or like...?

I can't really just chat.

So I'm still learning how to...

You know what you should do? Text.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.

I think that just about says it all.

Time for a break now. But here is
something to chew over for a couple
of minutes.

Or seconds,
if you've got teeth like Jack's.

Here is Eyal walking over
to join the boys in the hot tub.

But what happened next?!

One. Do his shorts slip down,
giving us a glimpse of little Eyal?

Two. Does he somersault
into the water?

Or three, does he slip and end up
on Adam's lap?

Find out after the break.

Welcome back to
the Weekly Hotlist.

A digest of the dating dalliances and
debauchery from the last seven days

in Majorca's most luxurious
holiday let.

It might be 11 to a room,

but it does have the most
well-mown walls on the island.

Before the break, we showed you
a clip of Eyal at the hot tub.

But what happened next?!

He slipped and ended up
on Adam's lap.

The lucky sod!

Be careful, Eyal.
Like you, that water is very deep.

Now for another of those
elusive exclusives.

This time, from funnyman Niall.

Here is the moment the villa first
found out about his favourite dish.

I like chicken dippers.
(LAUGHS) I like chicken dippers.

It's like my tastebuds
have never developed.

(LAUGHTER)
Honestly. From being five.

So what's the most exotic meal
you've ever had?

Lasagna.

Oh, my God.

I just don't get it. Like, everyone
over-complicates their food.

Like, from what point in your life
do you go, "Do you know what, like,

these fuckin' chicken dippers...
I'll have an 'alleloli'
or alveole..."

'Alveole', that's...
Whatever it's called.

At what point growing up do you go,
"You know what?

I'm going to sack off these lovely
chicken dippers and turkey
twizzlers,

give me a cheese platter."
When did that happen?

It hasn't for me yet.

That's Niall off Jamie Oliver's
Christmas card list.

(JAMES BOND THEME)

It started when they spied a tall,
dark stranger

taking longer than necessary
to enter the villa,

thanks to the gratuitous use
of slow mode.

Boys, girls.

The islanders were introduced to the
man of mystery with the golden eye
and licence to pull.

The name's Collard, Adam Collard.

Ask the girls how much they weigh
and I will bench them. (LAUGHS)

Adam is a threat.
He is literally like Action Man.

Look at the boy, for god's sake.
What have you put me in here with?

He was given the task of making the
sky fall in for one of our couples.

You look a bit worried!

So for your eyes only,
here is Adam's plan of attack.

I think the next 24 hours are
definitely going to be a lot of fun.

Well, for me, anyway.

First up, hone in on your target.

Kendall? Is that all right?
Yeah, sure.

You all right?
Yeah, not bad. How are you?

Do you want to come and go for a
little chat? Yeah, of course.

Oh, no.

Secondly,
when on a Secret Service mission,

don't crack under interrogation.

What I wanna know is
where your head's at.

Every single girl in here is, like,
obviously good looking.

So I'm not gonna rule anyone out
right now.

Just keeping your cards
to your chest?

Yeah, you've got to, haven't you?
You've got to keep your cards.

What about you?
Like, what are you thinking, then?

I dunno, you know.
I might need to sleep on it.

Sleep on it, see what I think.

You know, it's up to you.
You've just got to do it.

So just, yeah, just do whatever you
want to do. What are you thinking?

I really don't know, you know.

Third up, take out the competition.

It is what it is. I'm not scared to
step on anyone's toes, because it's
the game.

It's what you've got to do.

Uh-oh.

Sweet, right, wicked. Yeah.

How tall are you?
6'5".

I feel sick!

How are you feeling, darling?

I just don't want a big dog in
fucking yellow shorts
to come in and, you know...

Obviously, they're fucking
getting on over there. Chirps.

Don't be intimidated.

I am worried. Imagine a big, fat
sledgehammer. That's what he's got.

I've got a little fucking pickaxe.
I've just got to chat, chat, chat,
chat.

He can just come in and wallop,
do you know what I mean?

Remember, you are the man
in the golden shorts.

So do your duty and go in
for the kill.

So, the girl I want to couple up
with is...

Kendall.

Time for another exclusive,

in the dressing room Wes is trying to
get inside Laura's blouse, literally.

Do you want to take it downstairs
for me?

I'm wearing it.

I feel like a gangster.

And just like that he became a style
icon.

What are you saying to this?

Give us a twirl.

It's sick, I won't lie.

You can rock that.

That is how you make your exit.

Earlier we saw Adam stealing Niall's
girl.

Harry Potter.

I get it.

What does a wannabe Wizard do when
he is drawn into a love triangle?

Turn to the powers of magic. Here
is Niall's crash course.

Big dog, yellow pant-wearing Adam.

I told everyone a lad with 15 abs,
you don't trust him.

Who was right? Me.

Tell him you know about his dirty
chamber of secrets.

You have abs and shorts and I have
chat, you know.

Waste no time
in using your best spell.

Worked like a charm.

Lesson three, be open to weird
magic. If I could merge you together

but no. She wishes my personality
was in him which is a bit of a

statement. I'm not bad-looking he's
just too good-looking it's weird.

He doesn't look real.

Lesson four, walk off in a mood.

Lesson five, instead of a mysterious
cloak, shroud yourself in an

impenetrable open layer. Like an
onion.

It was like you said I will
put your personality in him.

It's not like that. One of my layers
is that I back myself

and if you didn't have that coating
the whole thing could get messed up.

Sorry, onions will do that.

Lesson six, when Big Dog makes your
girl disappear,

turn yourself into a mythical
creature.

I'm like the rainbow fish in that
story.

Where there is that fish and it had
no cool scales

and all of the other fish made fun
of it

and then out of nowhere that fish
turned into a rainbow fish.

But I feel like I need a pristine
female fish

to unravel my rainbow colours.

I don't have a clue what you're
talking about, mate.

Time for another pearly-white
exclusive from Jack.

You have to watch out for bears
here. We are in Spain.

You get wolves in Spain. Do you
believe in them still?

Wolves aren't fake. I'm talking
about humans that turn into wolves.

Werewolves you mean. I do believe in
them. They must be true.

Don't go anywhere because we will be
back quicker than you can say
gale-force prang.

Welcome back.

Most of us have a string of exes we
never want to see again

but on the Hotlist we show the exes
you do want to see.

I'm clumsy with my words, I don't
have a good vocal...

(LAUGHING)

I should just not talk.

Vocabulary.
Vocab...

Vo...

It's like a tongue tie isn't it?

I never pronounce my words right and
that's just me, you know.

Don't worry, Hayley, it's bot just
boo who pronounces her words
wrongly.

Next up, a cautionary tale about the
most feared place in all of Love
Island.

Not the hideaway, but the dreaded
friend zone.

So here to help guide our islanders,
Jack, identifying platonic purgatory.

Here is what to look out for.
Number one.

Be aware of shock revelations about
you that will spin her nut.

This boy has cheated on all of his
previous girlfriends.

Jack.

On all of their girlfriends?
I've only had two.

His reaction was rubbish. It's only
two. I don't care if it's one.

Number two, you know you are in
trouble when the girl starts with a
crying girl chat.

I always go for the same boys. You
know what I mean?

Number three. Things are looking bad
when even the chat gets fishy.

I always go for the same pond and
soon I'm going to run out of fishes.

Are you saying you want to go into
the lake?

Maybe.

Number four, if you found yourself
being given the "It's not you, it's
me" speech,

put yourself in the friend zone
before she can.

I think after yesterday, my nut
spun,

I thought, go to bed, have a sleep
and I woke up and thought we get on
so well, we should be mates.

I think so too. I'm glad.

And finally number five,

however gutted you are that you were
kicked into the friend zone,

protect her by never letting her know
how you really feel.

What a legend.

I sort of brushed it off when
really, deep down, I'm gutted about
it.

Here is another exclusive and you
have been waiting three series for

a five-some in the bedroom.

We just want to cuddle.

# There were five in the bed and the
little one said rollover

# So they all rolled over and one
fell out

# There were four in the bed and the
little one said rollover

# So they all rolled over and one
fell out

# And we want to be together for
ever

# Without the boys I wouldn't care

We have to share our wardrobes. No.

There's no room. Laura, you have
two.

I want to keep it that way.

Thankfully they got out of bed to
scrub up for the new islanders.

Sweet of them to make the effort.

I can see them.

Hello.

To say there was jealousy in the air
is an understatement.

I don't like this at all.

The boys on the other hand didn't
seem to be bothered.

Lovely to meet you, I'm Georgia.

I can't watch, I feel like watching
my boyfriend cheat on me or
something.

I am Rosie.

Instead of leaving you to go through
social media like an ex

we will give you an exclusive.

I think when I first walk in people
will be intimidated by my
confidence.

There is no party without Georgia. I
was born to flirt really.

I'm not one to cause arguments for
no reason I don't think.

Perfect girlfriend material.

But, I am a handful.

I have cheated but I haven't been in
a serious relationship so it doesn't
count.

I go on lots of dates, boys normally
come up to me asking to take me out.

I don't go out with everyone, I take
my pick.

I get bored after the main course.

On Love Island I would love to find
someone who has the banter

like I have.

I'm angry right now.

Where are you from?

Wales.

I like to think I'm quite a classy
girl. I'm feisty when people push my

buttons. I do like the finer things
in life, I'm a self-confessed

princess. I like handbags and shoes,
my biggest passion for sure.

I've had a pretty messy dating
history, I never seem to be the one.

I spend a lot of my time looking for
love, Mr Right. But obviously it

has not worked so far.

I like to think that by going on
Love Island someone see me 24 hours

a day, the good, the bad and the
ugly and they will hopefully still

like me. Who knows?

I would say deep down I'm a romantic

but then I have been known to cringe
if someone is a bit too cheesy with
me.

I hope to think that when I walk in
the villa

the boys think here comes a little
Welsh wonder.

Cheers, everyone.

This is horrible. I didn't think I
would be bothered.

I've got the hump.

The new girls sat down with the boys
but before they could get too
comfortable

Georgia went on a date with Niall

and Rosie had less of a date and more
of an appointment with Dr Alex.

Let's cross over to the news desk
for the headlines.

With the cowboy hats?
No, Jolene and that.

# Jolene

Rosie is from Wales and so is Alex.
They have so much in common.

(SILENCE)

Niall And Georgia had a kiss.

Alex and Rosie probably shook hands
but we have no witness reports.

The events that unfolded that night
sent shockwaves through the villa.

Hayley remembered the name of the
show she was on.

And proceeded to
show early signs of pie.

I know why I'm here so I'm going to
wait until I get what I want from
it.

That's all I needed to hear.

Adam appears to be losing interest
in Kendall.

I didn't realise how insecure she
might have been.

To be honest it might be grinding on
us a little bit.

Here are the top stories from
hurricane Rosie/Georgia.

Dani and Hayley negotiate a trade
deal.

If you want to get to know Jack,
I am OK with it.

I think we just swap.

Which is handy because Hayley
couldn't remember her boy's name.

I said if you want to couple up
with... Umm...

What is his name?

And was the recoupling on the
horizon, Eyal kissed Kendall and

Rosie kissed Adam.

Poor Alex.

I'm the guy who does the voice on
Love Island and you have been
watching Island News.

You will be pleased to know it is
exclusive time again. Remember the

game of truth or dare? Here are some
bits you won't have seen.

Georgia. Truth or dare.
Dare.

I dare you to kiss someone you
fancy.

That's easy though.

Aw!

Adam. Have you ever had a foursome?

No.

If you said a fivesome.

You are never going to get picked,
are you?

Kendall, truth or dare.

Truth.

Who is a better kisser, Niall or
Adam?

Adam.

Sorry. He's got more experience
so...

Alex, truth or dare.

Truth.

If you could couple up with somebody
at the end of the week
who would it be?

Anybody.

I don't know.

# You say it best when you say
nothing at all

Time for another break but here's
something to mull over whilst the
ad men do their thing.

Here is a clip of the islanders sat
around on bean bags but what happened
next?

Find out in a moment.

Welcome back to The Weekly Hot List.

Your round-up of exclusives from
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Remember before the break we saw the
islanders talking on the bean bags?

And here's what happened next.

Niall falls of his beanbag while
getting freaked out by a fly.

Send in the SWAT team.

Exclusive time now and revelations,
Jack did not always sell biros.

Before that there was a different
career.

My first job I washed dogs at a dog
groomers.

I wasn't allowed to cut them.

Do you want to come here
tomorrow? It's a big process.

You wash them, then you condition
them and they squeeze the water out.

Listen. It looks like an oven.

They hate it, then I send them to
Diane, she would cut them.

She sent some down saying they are
not dry enough. I promise you.

On to more pressing matters and with
the first recoupling looming,

our islanders couldn't help but ask
that question.

Where are you? I found a rainbow
fish and I'm like Dumbledore.

I thought you were Harry Potter. It's
brilliant.

Adam is snuffing out Kendall.

I fancy you the most right
now but it has ran its course now.

It's done.
That's fine.

What was that? That's fine.

Got it.

Where is your head at? Where do you
think it's at?

Adam is close to yours, it's
practically inside.

As for Jack and Dani...

I feel like me and Jack have grown a
bit. It was nice.

Jack, is that a pen in your pocket?
It is.

Wes is happier than either of them.

I can't stop smiling.

Just when Adam knew where his head
was at, Kendall threw a curve ball.

I like you, I would like to get to
know you.

I don't know where my head's at
because I'm considering both of them
as options

when it comes to re-coupling.
Make your mind up.

Which left Hayley realising that she
did want to know that guy.

It lets me know a little
bit where your head is at.

There might be a few surprises.

I literally don't know what he is
thinking.

I'm slightly in two minds
about what I'll do.

And so we arrive at the first
re-coupling

and just like Jack and the pen game,
it's a big deal.

Laughing in the face of tradition it
was gentleman picking first which

meant one of the ladies would be
shown the door. First up was Wes

but would he stick with his first
pick?

The girl I want to couple up with
is...

Laura.

Sensible.

Next up, Love Island's resident
medic, Alex. The girl I want to

couple up with is Samira.

Love you, Alex. Jack next.

I want to couple up with this girl
because I've clicked with her
straightaway

and I've enjoyed spending time
with her.

I thought I lost her at one point
but we're back on track.

Who could he be talking about?

The girl I want to couple up with is
Dani.

On to Niall. And he was on the
fishing metaphors.

I caught a rainbow fish. Georgia.

Brace yourselves, we are about
to head into choppy waters.

After his gut told him Hayley wasn't
a good listener, Eyal went and
picked...

Hayley.

They do look great together.

Adam had to choose between Rosie and
Kendall.

I want to couple up with this girl
because I don't really think I gave

her enough of a chance. And I do
think I should probably get to know

her better. So the girl I want to
couple with is Rosie.

Stay classy, Georgia.

Like a candle in the wind, our lass
from Blackpool had her light turned
out.

Making the decision was difficult
for me.

Tough having to choose between two
beautiful women.

After a strong start that saw her
heart stolen from the arms of a

wizard by a big dog in yellow shorts
Kendall was first out of the villa.

But what will the future bring our
couples?

Will air hostess Laura sign Wes up to
the mile-high club?

Will Dani and Jack meet the parents
because I would pay to see that.

Will Georgia stay on the end of
Niall's rod.

Can Rosie tame big dog Adam.

That is all from this week but
before you go we have time for one

last exclusive. Eyal Having a
spiritual awakening.

Hang on, her name is Dani, and his
name is Danny Dyer

and her name is Dani Dyer.

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