Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 53 - Episode 46 - full transcript

Previously on Love Island.

I am so excited to get on the
outside with you.

Do you want to continue to date?

Yeah, absolutely, this will be
great.

When we leave here,
will you move in with me?

Of course I will. Yeah? Yeah, of
course I will.

This is the most romantic date I
have ever been on.

I think you are absolutely pathetic

and you have wasted my time and
you've wasted yours. Shame on you.

Tonight.

Tonight each couple will secretly
vote



for one couple that they think
should be dumped from the island.

This is so hard.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

# Watching myself drifting away #

Just four days before the Love
Island final,

Alex mugged off Alexandra.

This is the most controversial
decision

he has made since he thought packing

those stripy shorts was a good idea
and she is not happy.

I think you are pathetic.

I think
you are absolutely pathetic.

You have wasted my time and you have
wasted your own. Shame on you.

It's fine, you was honest.

I really have tried.



And I didn't want to string her
along or be unfair to anyone else in

the villa or play games or pretend
to be anything that I wasn't.

I have come here to find someone, to
find love,

I felt like she was the perfect
person.

I am devastated that it has not
worked out. I am gutted.

I am back to square one.

You were in a situation where he
ended things the first time.

Then you were like,
"Shit, do you know what?

I want to make this work again."
And you gave him a second chance.

He chose to be coupled with me.

I was shocked when he be coupled
with me,

because I thought he was going -
I thought he fancied Laura. Right?

And then the lie detector, would you
have rather re-coupled if she showed
you interest?

He said, "No." It came back a lie.

And I just feel like I have given
chances and I have tried to be

understanding and I just feel like I
am not having that reciprocated.

It is not fair.

She is beautiful. She is really
nice, she is funny. She is talented.

She has everything.
But it is not my fault that

I just can't, you can't make that.

You can't pretend it.
You can't pretend it, mate.

What she wants and probably
deserves, I can't give her.

I can't go with the level she wants
to be in.

I could pretend, you know, whatever,
until the final.

I could literally try and get to the
final by pretending.

But I'm not doing that.
Why would you want to do that?

She will never see it from
this point of view now, ever, you

will be the worst person in the
world probably for a day or so.

But she will see. Everything has
been so vague.

Like, I am just enjoying our time
together. Taking things slow.

Let's not compare ourselves.

But now I feel all of that
has been an excuse because he has
not, he does not

like me enough or is not
feeling connected to me enough.

Because he doesn't genuinely
feel strongly enough about me.

That is how I feel.

Even though we're not at that stage,

"are we going to be exclusive
when we come out?",

the guy can't even
bring himself to hold my hand.

It is just displays of affection
that you care

and I have not had one
single ounce of that.

That is a problem.

I've made up so many excuses

for this situation
because I like the boy.

It is hurtful.

I have tried and I have tried and,
you know what?

I should have just seen

the warning signs from the
beginning.

I just should have followed my gut.

# Lately I've
been rolling with the tide

# It swept me away

# To another place #

Are you OK?

I just feel like the last couple of
days, he has just wasted my time.

I came in here to meet somebody.
Why am I still here?

I'm just gutted for you both.

I am gutted. But do you think he
just puts his barriers up?

In this environment, you can't do
that. You come in here to find love.

And it is now at this point where
what do I do?

I can't sleep in a bed with him.

I can't sleep in a bed with him,
I can't.

When you both sleep on it,
and talk tomorrow, then you will
know where you both are.

I don't think
it should be this hard,

I'm not going to lie to you, babe.
It shouldn't.

I am back in here.

Oh well. For tonight,
I think it is the best place.

The best thing to do is sleep in
here, isn't it?

Morning, it is sunny out.

Get your water on.

Oh, I'm so tired.

I just need to speak to her this
morning

and check she is all right,
really, isn't it?

You should just be like, look, I am
really sorry

about what happened and
I hope you are okay.

And I am really
hopeful that we can work things out.

Because if we can, then we can
enjoy...

The thing is, we get on really well.

I think we will make really good
friends.

I honestly think we would
be really good friends.

And she has a laugh, she gets my
humour.

We will be good friends,
definitely.

So it will be a real shame not to.
Not to do that, yeah.

It is such a shitty situation.

It is really horrible.
It is awful, honestly.

I saw signs in terms of just how he
was being with me.

As a woman, you get these things.
You have a feeling.

It is just horrible
when you have to ask and all.

It makes me feel like shit.

Of course it does.

We all deserve someone that's going
to adore us

and want to make that effort
with you.

At the end of the day, just because
it didn't work with Alex

doesn't mean there won't be
thousands of boys queueing up
to take you out.

And you will be the girl that Alex

will probably regret losing and not
trying it with. Yeah.

Because you can't say, no girl, he
will never end up with anyone if he

doesn't open up and get more
affectionate.

Because every girl in
this world loves that.

I just don't think I can talk to him
right now. That is understandable.

It is going to be a little bit
awkward between Alex and I today.

I definitely need some space.

I don't want to be around him
at the moment.

There is no real coming back
from this.

I could see that and I have just got
to move forward in a positive way.

So Alex Alexandra are history.

He just couldn't think of a good
reason to pretend

he was in a happy relationship for
four more days.

(COUGH) 50 grand.

It makes you feel a bit sick,

knowing that you're going to sleep
with a person that has hurt you.

What are you saying, you don't want
to try and talk to him today?

Not right now. I am sure I will be
fine later.

I just think I need to
clear my mind. That is it.

Things are still quite fresh.

But all of you girls have been so
nice about it.

Alex, can I have a chat?

I don't really feel like talking
right now, to be honest.

Okay. When you want to chat, later?

Just a few hours, yeah. All right,
fine, speak to you later.
That is fine.

It is better if you have a chat when
you are fully ready to chat.

There is nothing worse than speaking
to someone when you still

kind of have feelings all over the
place.

Maybe that is for the best. You
don't want to get angry again, babe.
No, I don't.

It is a weird atmosphere, this one,
isn't it? Not ideal.

Did you try and speak to her?
Yeah, did you not see her palm me?

I said, "Alexandra,
can we go speak?"

And she said, "Don't want to speak."
That was it?

And then I was like, "Do you want to
speak in a few hours?

When do you want to speak then?"
"Maybe a few hours."

Fair enough.
At least she didn't say never.

It would have been worse
if you did carry on.

This is one place you can't not
speak for ever.

Because you are
going to have to at some point.

Coming up, Josh makes a mess.

You are lying there thinking, "I
can't wait for her to get into bed."

Then come in, all the make-up's off,

"Why couldn't you have just
kept that on?" What?

Boo.

People knock this show for being
infantile, but we have had a Brexit

debate and a conversation about
C-sections.

I think people underestimate our
islanders.

Jack, you wanted to add something?

There is nothing funnier
than a fart.

Kaz set off some nuclear weapons,
mate. Nuclear level.

We are on the daybeds, me and Kaz.

She has her head
resting on my chest.

I'm thinking,
"This is a lovely sight."

And I start going. (SNIFFS).

Something is not right here.

Why didn't you say something?
I was being polite.

You should have been, like, "Babe,
that stinks."

I didn't actually think
you had farted in front of me.
I thought you never smelled it.

I thought I got away with it.

Even at the start of relationships,

sometimes you don't even wander
around naked at the start.

Sort of like strangers, in a way.

You want to show the best part of
yourself. It is weird.

My biggest issue with that is you
know

when you have gone on a lovely date,
it is unbelievable.

You look at your girl and go,
"You are beautiful."

Next, you are lying there thinking,

"I can't wait for her
to get into bed."

And then they come in and they've
got flipping your T-shirt on and

your old boxers,
all the make up is off.

You are like, "why couldn't you
have just kept that on?" What?

Oh, Josh. Oh my gosh. Boo.

Wait, hold on,
so you don't like that?

No, I do like that.
But not on a big date night.

So all she does is where your boxers
and T-shirts?

I like that, but when you have been
on a date

and you are thinking
that they look unbelievable.

On a big date night and you have
just gone, say, you have taken them

somewhere really nice,
you have had a great date.

You don't deserve to wear boxers
and T-shirt?

So you don't like it when
I take my make-up off after...?
Who says that?

You have just said that.
You did say that.

I think girls look fit when they go
to bed in boys' clothes and no
make-up, their hair up.

Josh don't.

Josh doesn't think that.
He can sleep on the couch.

I will get a break
from all the farting.

I will be all right.

I thought, "Josh, mate, you are not
helping yourself here."

He kept going and going and going

and going, making it worse, digging
a bigger hole.

I was just going, "Just stop, now."

He was laying back like that,
one leg up on the bean bag.

I thought, "Who the fuck
does he think he is?"

It was funny.

After seven weeks with Jack, Dani
is ready to bare her soul to him.

In fact, she is bearing both of
them. Two words, Dani, emery board.

You love it when I touch of feet.

I love it, it is so peaceful.

It gives you good feelings
in your body.

Because it is all linked, isn't it?

Yeah, apparently it is.

Lovely little toes.
Thank you very much.

Look at them, they are glistening.
They glisten in the sun.

They do glisten. They do glisten
everywhere.

Go on, do it then.

They do, don't they?
Why do they do that?

Because they are phenomenal.

I am going to be a foot model.
Do you think you could be?

I wouldn't panic in an audition,
put it that way.

Yeah, you could definitely be a foot
model.

You should and all.
Fuck off.

Sarcastic little bastard.

You love me, though.
I know.

When we do move in together,
when we get a place,

which will be soon, definitely
before Christmas. Of course.

Well before Christmas.

That is really scary at Christmas,
what are we going to do?

We will go around my mum's
or your mum's.

If we had Christmas dinner
separately, it would not bother me.

I'll have my Christmas dinner,
and then I will come meet you.

Yeah, let's do that.

What do you do Boxing Day?
Nothing really.

Lovely, I go to my nan's every
year.

I will go to your nan's.
There we go, sorted.

It is going to be sick.

I am looking forward
to all this stuff.

Me too. It is nice though.

Kaz is annoyed at Josh
after he had a dig

at her for wearing his clothes
and farting.

Josh, top tip, if you fall out with
someone

over farting, just wait
until it blows over.

You know I think you are beautiful.
I think you are unreal.

Like, make up, no make up, bikini,
dress, T-shirt.

You could be in a bin bag
and still look unreal.

I am not saying that you have to,
I need you

to go and wear make-up to bed,
that is not the vibe at all.

You know I think you are stunning.

It's more because
I wear your boxers.

I think that is sexy. How many times
have I gone, "Oh my God"?

That's what I thought,
that is why I was really shocked
about what you said.

I didn't say I disliked that.

Did you know as soon as you said it
what you said? Of course.

I was like, "For fuck's sake,
is she going to take
this completely the wrong way?"

I obviously just think that,
when we leave,

I want to feel comfortable around
you. Which I do already.

So I was just shocked that
that's what you said.

You should completely feel
comfortable

because you know that ever night
that we have been in here,

for the whole time that we have been
together, it's been chilled.

I think you look fucking cute in
your little glasses

and your headband and that is nice.

So you take the comment back?
Of course. Thank you.

That was funny, but you were really
digging yourself a hole there, babe.

I know, I was aware.

Did I put my foot in it? Yes.
Did I shoot myself in said foot?

Absolutely.

To avoid putting my foot
in it again, I will be staying

silent for the rest of my time
in the villa.

This is the last you'll hear of me.

Alexandra is trying to avoid Alex.

Alexandra, top tip,
what you need is an apple

because an apple a day
keeps the - oh, it is too late.

You alright, Alex?

Mm-hm.

Let me know when you want to chat
later. I hope you're all right.

I am just trying to check that she
is okay.

At the end of the day, she has got
to be open to being friends and

stuff and, if she's not, then I have
to wait until she is ready, really.

Alex, Alexandra said, "Be patient."

She will be bang up for a chat
just as soon as hell freezes over.

But what did the girls make of
Alexandra's predicament?

It is just mad. Obviously, it is
like living with your ex.

I have done it twice. And it is
hard. It is so awkward, honestly.

I just feel for her.

She is lucky because he's not
getting with anyone else.

Do you know what I mean?
But it is so hard.

Alex will be able to get over it,
but Alexandra.

She is a bit more emotional. It will
maybe be more difficult for her.

Things move really quickly in here,
so we shall have to see how it goes.

It will be fine.

Last night, Alex had bad news for
Alexandra. Big deal.

Today, he's got bad news

for 10% of the entire
British population.

If you are left-handed,
you don't live as long

because the whole world is designed
to be right-handed?

As you get older, and you are
an old person, you become clumsy

and doors are designed to be opened
right-handed but when you get older,

you start opening doors
with your left hand

and that is how you bang the door
into yourself.

Fall over. Honestly, you live...

That is why I have got a younger
boyfriend.

Wes can look after me. The world is
designed for right-handed people.

That is mad. I got a text.
Come on, talk to us.

Why so angry? Be happy for them.
I am not happy for you.

I am so happy.

It is going to be mine and Wes's
first date as a couple.

I have never been on a nice yacht
before, a nice boat.

The best I have been on
is my grandparents' shitty boat
in Norfolk.

I will get my boat shoes on.

How excited are you?

Do you think swimsuit and caftan?
I have got these.

I think you want the open shirt.

Flapping in the wind, champagne,
front of a boat.

Everything popping off.

It is going to be fucking sick.

I feel like Mariah Carey right now.

Imagine if you constantly had this
every time you got ready.

You're going to have to do my hair
like this more often.

Drumroll, please.

Oh my god. Oh my god.
You look gorgeous.

If it is a pedalo or a yacht,
I don't care.

I just want to have this date
with Meg.

We don't really have boats in
Staffordshire, so I won't be able to

do this one again,
I but I will take it.

I will definitely take it.

I just got a text from Megan's
grandparents in Norfolk.

I bet it is a good luck message.

"Dear Megan,

you can stick your posh
boat trip right up your a-".

I will finish reading that later.

I cannot believe this is our first
date. I know, it is beautiful.

I honestly did not expect to be here
in the final week with you.

I think so many people doubted us in
the villa, outside.

We have been the
underdogs the whole time.

I think the last two weeks, we have

shown everyone in the villa
how much we mean to each other
and it is genuine.

You have changed
my outlook on girls.

And my outlook on relationships.

I cannot wait to see you on the
outside.

What you are getting up to,
just some daft, stupid stuff.

I am so excited for the future.

It is going to be weird, going back
to work and stuff like that.

God knows what is going to happen.
I have no idea.

Do you wear suits for work?
Of course I do. That's hot.

Definitely go back to work.

How do you think we will make
it work outside the villa?

We wake up together,
go to sleep together.

Do you think it will be hard,
do you think you'll miss me?

It depends on if I am coming to
Southend. This is the thing.

What are you going to do if you move
to Essex? That is the plan.

I don't think I could deal being
two-and-a-half hours away from you.

I am just going to have to bunk
in with you.

I'm excited about going to all the
places and seeing what it is like.

That is a new adventure on the
outside. We have such a good future

together. I literally cannot wait.

Me too. I am excited.

You have literally changed my life.
I've turned into a massive melt.

Love you.
(CHUCKLES)

Still to come, Josh and Kaz
have a date to remember.

If we were on the outside,
do you think we would get together?
I don't think s.

You don't think so?
No.

Here's your chance to get a taste of
the love island lifestyle

with £20,000 in cash.

Courtesy of Jet2 holidays,

you and your friends
will stay at the five-star hotel

and you will not have to touch that
20 grand prize money because

breakfast and dinner are included
and we are chucking in 500 euros

spending money per person.

For your chance to win this
incredible prize...

You join us at the midway point
of the World Professional

Bat Ball Championships from Majorca.

And our live coverage
continues over on ITV3.

Hola, hola, hola!
Oi, oi!

Ahoy, ahoy.
Here they are.

You OK?
Hola, senor!

Sorry, I got cheese on you.
Shitting hell.

How was it? It was so good.

It was amazing.

Was it like a massive proper yacht?
Yeah, it was so lovely.

I am so happy we got
to go on a yacht,

I have never been on one in my life.

It is the most romantic date
I have ever been on.

I didn't realise I could fall
more in love with a boy.

It was a beautiful boat.
Was it big? It was really big.

It was so lovely, all of you girls
done my make up and hair.

I felt like everyone
was really posh, I loved it.

Did you talk about, like,
what was going to happen?

He definitely wants
to move to Essex.

I didn't think I would come in
and leave with a boyfriend.

What were you chatting about?

Life afterwards,
Southend and all of that.

Get used to that boat lifestyle,
mate.

That is close to us lot.

You better get used
to living near the sea, bro.

What did she say to you in terms
of the future and stuff?

Just, we know we will continue
on the outside.

I am going to pop round
a lot for lunches.

Mate, you can come round for lunch.

We will go to the beach. I don't know
what the beaches are like in
Southend.

You might not want
to go to Southend beach.

We will just deal with that
when it comes.

Seriously, I couldn't have asked for
a better date with better company.

I can't wait to get out,
move to Southend with Megan

and just get the show on the road.

I have got a handwritten family tree
tracing my lineage all the way back

to Robert the Bruce
in the 14th century.

Josh?
(PHONE BEEPS)

I've got a text!
Oh, my God!

Showtime?

What is it going to be?

Showtime! Yeah, baby!

I am going to go and get ready.

I am literally so excited
about our date.

We are the last couple
to go on our date,

so we have seen all of the amazing
dates everyone has had

and it has made me
even more excited.

I wonder if Josh will tell you
he loves you tonight?

I think I might just tell him.

There are so many times
we have shared moments,

you know when it just feels right
to say it.

And then he will be just, like...
I really like you.

How are you going to say it?
"I-I l-love ya."

(LAUGHTER)

I might say it like that for banter.

You all right? Final touches,
you look unreal. Thank you.

Nice, guys! You look beautiful.

Whatever the date is, as long as
I get one-on-one time with her,

she is the main attraction.

It will be great,
I am looking forward to it.

You look so smart.
Thank you.

Josh, Kaz,
this date is a bit special.

I hope you are open-minded
because we have arranged

for you to spend the night
with a couple of swingers.

Oh, no!
Oh, this is... absolutely mad.

This is the most romantic place
I think I have ever been to

in my life.

(ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC)

Come on.
Oh, my God, I love it.

I actually can't even speak
I am so shocked.

Oh, my God.

Kaz, this is... (LAUGHS)
Oh, my God.

This is so beautiful.

This is the most romantic date spot
I have ever been to in my life.

It is actually unreal.

I can't even speak, you know
when your breath is taken away?

That is actually how I feel.

Cheers.

To our second ever date,
not bad, eh? Yeah.

I didn't think we could top
the first one.

When I walked in,
I didn't really expect

to find somebody that I cared
about this much.

Then you came through the door,
and I was like...

Before you spoke to me?

Before you even spoke, I was, like,
should I be feeling this way,
why should I be so excited?

If we were on the outside, do you
think things would move that quickly

or do you think we would
even get together?

I don't think so, you know?
You don't think we would
get together? Nah.

Explain, come on.

I just feel like on the outside
there is so much more distraction,

it is hard to focus so much time
on one person that you really like.

It might have happened, but it may
have taken a much longer time.

What kind of guys
do you usually go for?

I think I have told you already
you are beautiful.

What was that, sorry?
I didn't hear that.

(LAUGHS)
I am not saying it again.

I find you really attractive,

but it is not even that
that draws me to you.

It is the fact that you are so
funny, and you just make me feel

so comfortable around you.

I don't know, I have never been
with someone as thoughtful as you.

You are very thoughtful.

As soon as I wake up, you are
asking what I want for breakfast,

you are always checking
if my water bottle is full or not.

You have got to stay hydrated!

It is the little things that you
probably don't even think about,

but I appreciate it so much.

When we leave, are you really
excited? Because I know I am.

We can leave as
boyfriend and girlfriend.

I am fully excited, I get to
experience all of those little

things with you that I want to.

Even if it is just a stupid stuff
like going to the cinema,

munching on popcorn, doing whatever
- going to my local pub, I can take

you to see my friends and family.

I think my friends
will genuinely love you.

I know my friends
will love you as well.

And I am really excited
for you to meet my family,

my mum and my little brother.
What will your mum think of me?

I think she will really,
really like you.

My family, I know all of
them will loveyou.

They will be saying,
"Josh, how have you done this?

How have you secured this
unbelievably good-looking girl?

She is so nice and thoughtful."

I am just excited to leave the villa
and start life proper,

as you call it.

Just to say this
is my girlfriend Kaz,

I just want to tell the world
and shout it from the rooftops.

You are so beautiful,
I have told you a million times.

You are unbelievable and there
is no-one else on this planet

that could walk into my life
and even trouble me,

my head is not turning,
it is locked straight ahead.

I am excited for the future
and everything,

I just trust you and feel
so comfortable around you.

I just don't want
anything to change.

And it won't, I think it will
just get better and better.

I am not going nowhere.

I can't deny it,
I didn't want to say it too quick,

but I am definitely falling
in love with you.

I love you.
I love you, too.

You are going to make me cry.

You are making me all emotional.

I haven't said it yet because I
feel like you need to be so sure,

and now it is bursting out of me.

It is like a weight off of my chest,

I have been wanting to tell you that
I love you for the longest time.

That is not a word I bandy about,
that is special.

I do think you are special,
you are going to play a huge part
in my life.

It makes me a little bit emotional.

I am so happy.

It has been a blessing,
I never thought this would happen.
I am so glad it has.

I will never ever forget this date.
Cheers. To us.

To the most romantic date ever.
Literally.

With the girl I love.
Ah! I love you.

I love you, too, Kaz.

(SIGHS)

I'm getting emotional now.

(SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC)

# Oh, I'm kissing you

# I'm

# Kissing you, oooh #

Coming up, the islanders
face their toughest decision yet.

Tonight, each couple
will secretly vote

for one couple they think
should be dumped from the island.

# I know tomorrow is coming

# Everything will be all right #

Good news for Alexandra, there's
a new single boy in the villa.

Okay, he is made of towels but he's
a great listener and won't bang on

about cars. Alex, how are you
feeling about everything? I felt

sick all day. Because I know that
a conversation has to happen, it is

not the best one to be having.

That's you.
You fucking tossers.

Laura loves to travel. She has been
to Rome because she adores Germany.

She has been to New York because
what is not to love about the

Caribbean. What about Vienna? Where
is Vienna? It is in Italy, right?

Yes. Where is Vienna?

Where is Vienna?
It is in flipping Italy.

Is it in Switzerland?
What is the capital of Sweden, don't

tell me. Stockholm?
No, is that wrong?

Oh, my God, I don't know.

How are you doing today?
I wanted to give you some space.
I hope you are all right.

I am fine. I definitely
needed some time to myself. How are

you feeling now? I am good. I don't
want to go back on it too much.

Yesterday, we were cuddling and
getting quite close to one another.

As a female, you can't help but feel
that things are progressing in a

certain direction and maybe we are
more emotional characters. I need

you to know that because obviously
it has not worked out with us.

Maybe, in future, be cautious of
that. Things that you said to me

yesterday about wanting to continue
dating me on the outside and things

you were saying, maybe led me on
a little bit if you were feeling

doubtful. Girls hold onto things
that guys say.

We believe every word of it.

I really did not want to upset you.
It was not an easy conversation to

have and I'm really sorry that you
were so upset. I feel like, talking

to everyone else here, we get on
really well and have the same sense

of humour.

It is just a shame, I have really
missed us not chatting today.

It is weird that we're not be
normal. I have missed that.

To be honest, I would really like
for us to be friends. I know we got

together as a couple with the
intention of things being romantic.

Sometimes that doesn't work and I
think we could be friends. We have a

lot in common and we have a laugh.
You are a really great girl and I

enjoy spending time with you.
I agree. I just want to put all of

this to bed, to be honest. And just
move forward. Let's do it.

I am very sorry.
It's okay.

They are clapping.
Have you made up now? Yes, friends.

Cheers, guys.

Kaz and Josh are facing their
biggest challenge so far, describing

that date without sounding like they
have completely lost their minds.

Don't forget to tell them about the
bald guy in the hoop.

We are all back together.
Did you miss us? Yes.

I could not be more happy than I am
right now. I have not stopped
smiling since we left.

The date was unreal.

There were candles all lit.
A massive, grand white piano. We sat

down and ate dinner. He didn't
dance? We did that at the end. It

was a slow dance. I was hoping he
would come back and teach me

something. Too busy eating the
steak and telling her I loved her.

You told her what? No, I told him.
Did you, Kaz?

Saying I love you was

like a weight off my chest. I felt
like I was holding it in and knowing

that I did not have to anymore, it
was something else. It was

unbelievable, by far the best date
I have ever been on.

Happy villa. Happy wife, happy life.

Have you got a text?
Oh my God, we have got a text.

Islanders...

What?
Oh, shit.

I was not expecting that.
Brutal, mate.

Let's get this done.

We are actually doing it now?
Seems so.

It is not ideal, is it?
Fcuking ridiculous.

You can't base this on
anything other than fairness.

But it is not about fairness.

It is who do you want to dump.

Who do you want to go for?

Jack. I don't want to vote Alex out,
you know I don't.

Fine, we are
not a romantic couple, but we have

had such a journey here. We don't
know who will vote for us.

We will go through, couple by couple
and the pros and cons of each.

Jack and Dani,
they deserve to be here

and have been incredible
since the start.

They have both been good friends
to me.

I want to walk out of these doors
with Alex.

That is a no-brainer.
Josh and Kaz. They make me laugh.

Paul makes her so happy.

I have become quite close to Kaz.

I would never vote
for Jack and Dani.

I don't know if I can vote for Alex.

What is your other option?

I have given a lot to Megan

and sometimes
it is not reciprocated.

In my mind, it is Laura and Paul
or Alexandra and Alex.

I don't want to send Alex home
or Alexandra.

Alex has tried so hard.

I respect him so much
for being honest. It is shit.

I have to be honest and say Megan
has been there for me more
than Kaz.

How do you decide
who deserves the final?

There are so many variables
with this.

I don't know.

If we don't vote for Alex and
Alexandra,

and the only ones not in a
relationship is Laura and Paul,

but I love Laura, Jack.

I love Laura as well.
This is fucking shit.

This is actually
really fucking hard.

Alex deserves to be here
till the end.

I'm very fond of Alexandra,
but I don't think it

is fair to continue the journey
when there are three other couples.

I have to save Megan and Wes because
I feel they have been through
so much.

Alex has been so real, whereas
other people played it safe.

You can't say they played it safe.

Okay, so pick Alex and Alex.
I agree there is no point

in going back and forth.
This is a fucking bitch.

You have to say Alex and Alexandra.
It is so shit.

This is awful,
this is fucking awful.

I think we have made our decision.
However shit it is.

Do you know what I mean?
Yes, I think so.

Alex and Alexandra.

Yes. Send it.

I think the vote should be
to send home Kaz and Josh,

which is a shit thing to do but
probably the right decision.

Kaz... and Josh.

We are not snidey people so
we would not send our best mates,

so it has to be Laura and Paul.
Yeah.

Happy?
Yes.

Yeah?
Mm-hm.

This is fucking shit.

It's done.

Alex and Alexandra.

The couple we are going
to send home is Alex and Alexandra.

Because of what has happened
in the last couple of days.

I think we have made our decision.

Alex and Alex. Fucking hell.

The couple decisions have been made.

Alex and Alexandra
received three votes, Kaz and Josh

got one vote,
as did Laura and Paul.

The islanders' votes mean Alexandra
and Alex,

Kaz and Josh

and Laura and Paul
are all vulnerable.

Now it's time for you
to have your say.

You can vote to save one of those
couples.

The couple with the fewest votes
will be dumped from the island.

Who do you want to save?

So, is it...

Remember you are voting
for the couple you want to save.

Voting is free via the app
and available on iOS
and android devices.

You can only vote once.

..along with this.

It is time to meet the parents.

It is time for the ultimate
relationship test -

hashtag family affair,
hashtag first impressions count.

(SQUEALING AND SCREAMING)

Mum!

I'm gonna kill him, where is he?

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.