Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 46 - Episode 40 - full transcript

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Previously on Love Island...

There was drama at the re-coupling.

Georgia is the person I want to be
with. I refuse to re-couple.

The girl I would like to couple up
with is Laura.

Laura.

Alexandra.

Tonight...

the romances are hotting up.

(APPLAUSE)

It was a difficult and emotional
choice,



but in the end,
Alex decided to wear the world's

loudest T-shirt to a re-coupling
that saw George and Sam leave

the villa after they refused to
couple up with someone else.

I genuinely will miss those two.
Me too.

Georgia was like the sister I didn't
want.

She annoys me but you still miss
them even though

they are really annoying.

She brought such big energy
into the villa.

When she came in here
with her silly little, "Hi, boys!"

and got us all at it, I feel
like something is definitely going

to be missing, a massive part
of my heart because I love her.

We have recoupled every time.
We have.

It's a lovely thought.
I get nervous.

I feel like we should
keep doing that.



I'll come into the kitchen
and say I want

to be with you because you make
really nice breakfast.

I will do it.
I want that in return, please.

I am looking forward to the future,
I'm genuinely looking forward to it.

Jack and Laura are now a couple, he
is planning to read a love letter

he wrote to his beloved Laura
a few days ago.

He has cunningly changed
the words air hostess to surfer.

We are actually a couple, you know.
I know.

I'm happy, I got what I wanted.
I'm happy.

I think everyone knows
I'm happy, as well.

Everyone tells me to stop smiling.
I don't know what to do!

Carpenter Paul coupled up
with Laura.

She asked what gift
to give him to show her gratitude.

I suggested giving him wood and she
slapped me in the face!

I don't understand women.

I am obviously
really happy that you picked me.

Did you literally not have a clue?

I thought, yesterday, a little bit.

You were making such an effort,

and then so you talk to Alexandra
a bit.

I know it is weird to say thanks,

but I am really grateful that you
picked me. I am.

It was probably the most
nerve-racking thing ever.

My heart was racing

and I was like, I have no idea
how this is going to go.

Re-coupling is difficult and I
think it

is difficult to get your words
across.

I think you did well.

I hope so.

I knew you weren't going to be like,
she's so amazing.

You don't know me that well,
so I will let you off.

I really like Paul,
he is so interesting, so handsome.

Now I am really looking forward
to just getting into bed

with him tonight and just having
a good old flirt and a natter.

I am so happy that he picked me.

I am intrigued by you and want to
get to

know you, and continue on the
journey of getting to know you.

I will help you through this
journey. I promise.

You are so cute and you smell
really clean.

That's because I am clean! I know,
but at home, you have

really good conditioning
treatments for your clothes.

You are a clean freak.
I love it.

You said earlier, you love cleaning.

Do you not? I love cleaning.
I am happy.

I'm glad that we can
snuggle in bed.

I am very affectionate.
Are you? I am, I love a cuddle.

I'm looking forward
to getting to know Laura.

It is going to be nice. We have had
a laugh,

I am looking forward to
waking up tomorrow.

Alexandra is still reeling

at Alex's decision at the
re-coupling, he thought he could

style at the T-shirt but he was
wrong.

Can we just drop it now? Are you all
right? You seemed really sad.

Obviously I am gutted because
I did end up quite taking a liking

to Paul, after the decision
we came to.

So I was a bit shocked
by your decision.

We haven't really spoken
for the past couple of days.

I don't really know what
to say, to be honest.

I felt sad that we haven't
been speaking.

I am sorry that you have felt
so sad the last three days.

I know you've been getting to
know Paul and I know you liked him.

So I'm sorry you feel disappointed.

I don't know where things can go and
I don't know if we can rekindle

things, but I feel we had a good
connection.

We were getting on well
and it seems sad that things have

fallen apart and we are not giving
it another try.

I don't want to talk about it.

In terms of with me or what
happened?

In general, I don't feel ready
to talk just yet.

Shall I leave you alone for a bit?
Yeah, I'll be okay.

I just need to let things settle
in my mind.

Cool, I'll chat with you
in a little bit.

I don't know how I feel right now.

So I definitely just think that is

something I need to put a lot of
thought into.

I'm unsure on where our relationship
has the potential to go.

Alex. What's going on?

I think she's just disappointed
that Paul didn't pick her. Really?

Did you notice when she sat down
with me she was grumpy.

You couldn't really see.
I think that is what it is.

I am sad that things spiralled how
they did

and things broke up, and I genuinely
meant what I said that I would be

open to seeing if we could rekindle
things.

But I thought you might be a little
bit...

I think, sometimes a girl just needs
space

and in the morning she will feel
better.

It has been tough, you did couple
up.

You were moving forward,
things happen,

she's just had a bit of
a shitty night.

Her head is all over the place
and she's just upset.

You don't have to say anything, but
I'm here babes.

What did Alex just say?

He just asked me how I felt, said I
seem disappointed.

I said yeah, kind of am.

I got a bit emotional, said I didn't
want to talk right now.

I can't fake things, I can't force
things with people.

If the connection is not there, it
is not there, the same as Paul,

I hope he has made his decision for
the right reasons.

Yeah. There is no one else in here
I would even look at.

I feel like the ship with Alex
has sailed,

I don't really see that going back
to how it was.

Yes. I just feel I have
mugged myself. By doing what?

By telling someone I like them when
I've never told them that before.

That is mugging yourself off?
Are you joking me?

Yeah, saying to someone I would like
to kiss you.

I would never say that to anyone.
What have I tried for?

I don't know what to tell you

because I know that rejection
is really hard. She's crying now.

I don't even know what to think.

You are making me feel upset.
Stop it. You're making me cry.

I really feel sad for you.

Because I really know that you liked
Paul

and I cannot believe
I'm getting this upset for you.

It has been a long and difficult day.
Tell me about it.

Sam and Georgia are left
but we still have two Joshes,

two Lauras, two Alexes and a pair
of Jacks.

It is a voiceover nightmare!
Just get to bed, you lot.

Can I sleep on the side closest to
Alex, though?

Do whatever you want, babe.

I just want to make sure
she is okay. Little angel.

Laura is in bed with a hunk.
Stop it!

Laura is in bed with a hunk.

Are you going to kiss him?
I already have. When?

Was it on the lips, though?
Are you kidding?

You better move up right now.

Josh, get to bed!

Coming up, the challenge is a piece
of cake.

I know what you do in your spare
time. (LAUGHTER)

It is the morning after the
coupling.

I feel yesterday was a mad day so
I'm hoping today is more happy for

me, really. Are you going to try to
get to know Josh in that way again?

I will definitely try, it's only
fair if I am coupled with him to

give it a chance. But obviously, you
start with your focus on two people

and within the same day they become
ruled out, so it is difficult,

really, I am going to have to do
another 180 now.

He is so far from what I've gone for
in a guy before, in terms of looks.

I'm not going to sit there and
pretend he's my type when he isn't,

because he isn't. But I'm over
the whole stereotype of types,

really. That is just initial
attraction. My mind is very much

open at this point, so who knows.

How was your first night with Paul?
He's really sweet because he's

really huggy. All night. He didn't
let me go.

Even like, with your feet

and everything, constantly touching,
it's really nice. I love that.

I feel fabulous, with Paul in my
bed. (LAUGHTER)

Paul is very affectionate, and that
is what you want. You just want

someone to want to be all over you.

Stephanie say she is not sure what
she sees in Josh but what he sees in

Stephanie is a reflection of his
face on her sunglasses.

Thank you. I think you're gorgeous,
it's mad.

I feel like when I am coupled up
with someone, I will give that

person 100%, until they give me a
reason not to. You know?

Yes, that's only fair.

And obviously the initial attraction
is there.

We know a lot about each other. Yes
we do. I'm excited. We shall see.

I think there can be a
romantic connection between me and

Steph. I will see how it goes today,
if we do get on.

The next few days will tell.

Alex is trying to make up with
Alexandra. I promise he's changed!

Out of that grotesque T-shirt, and
he's never wearing it again.

How are you feeling after last
night? You were upset.

I did feel a bit gutted, about
everything. I needed to take a step

back from things, I talked to Paul,
and invested sometime into that.

It was another little sting. It was
like, okay. It was a bit shit to

be honest. Just when you came to
talk to me straight after,

it was just too soon. You needed to
have space.

I was a bit upset they slept on the
couch but I do also think it was the

best idea. We did have a connection,
things were good before and I don't

know what happened. It went downhill
from there. Sometimes it's just a

bit of a shame, so I felt like maybe
we should start again, not pick up

from where we were, but spend a bit
of time together and see how we

feel. Do you think that's a good
idea? I did like him in the

beginning. There was a spark there.
I think the past couple of days have

numbed my emotions and how I felt.
It's nice to have my little Alex

back and hopefully we can move in a
good direction.

I wasn't really sure what you think
about it. I'm happy to come with an

open heart and open mind and just
refresh, I guess. Reset. Yes.

The islanders are discussing the
world beyond the villa,

the mysterious creatures lurking out
there. Aliens.

Seriously, I do think there are
aliens out there. 100% there are.

Think about it, the universe is
endless, the concept of end and

beginning is human made,
essentially.

There are probably some fit aliens.

There is probably another Love
Island out there.

I got a text!

Sick! I love a bit of baking.

Bake off... b-b-b-bake off...

If you want to download his song to
listen to it again you need to sort

your life out. The next task is
called master bakers. The couples

have to make the perfect cake. Mary
Berry already text me to say if

make any bake off puns she will come
and kick my head in.

The boys will be blindfolded and
attached to their female partners.

Blindfolded and tied
to a fit bird.

The boys will do the handiwork using
the guidance of the girls.

First up, the couples have to whip
the cream.

Do it harder!

Faster, beat it faster! I am doing
it!

Good wrist action there. I know what
you do in your spare time.

I am very good at that. Wasn't I?

You didn't get enough air in it,
I kept telling you,

you are just mixing it around the
bowl.

The walking over, I felt like I had
shat myself.

I didn't know what was happening, I
was going like that. The best bit!

Don't drop it!

You are going to drop the cream.

It's difficult, when you are
blindfolded or your other senses are

heightened massively.

Push it to the north-east. Spread
it, that's good.

That's going really well.

Use the hands to smooth the cream.
Like Patrick Swayze.

This is good.

Great accuracy. Timing. All of that.

It is time to decorate those cakes.

I think we did really well
as a team. I got a bit distracted.

Sorry, Jack, I thought it was the
cake.

One little blob. I carried you
through it, didn't I?

No, I carried you. Are you joking?

With your right hand, go north-east.
Smooth it over so it feels good.

Use blue. What is blue! I can't see
anything!

We really enjoyed being tied
together.

Yes, your bum is quite... umm...

Slowly, slowly. We are precision
engineers,

I am not about throwing stuff
around.

I have no idea what I was saying. I
just thought his arms were mine

and I was wondering why my arms
weren't moving.

Josh!

Did it come out? You are messing up
the cake.

Left, left. Back towards me. Down.
Yes.

(KLAXON)

Time is up, and don't those cakes
look lovely?

Sorry, I said that wrong, they don't
look lovely.

And the winner of Master Bakers Love
Island 2018 is Laura and Jack!

(CHEERING)

Winners! Champion.

Well done, you two. But I think all
our bakers rose to the occasion.

Mary, it was a mistake! Put the
knuckle duster away.

Coming up, life is a beach for Jack
and Laura.

What does that mean? You are hot.

Jack and Laura won the baking
challenge.

I just tasted the cake and I would
say

I dispute the result, and leave it at
that. But what is the prize?

I got a text.

Have a good one, mate.

We are about to go on a first date
and I'm so excited.

Just to go and do something,

one-on-one with Jack is going to be
so nice.

I'm just excited to spend some time
with him,

outside the villa, alone. She from
Devon?

She, is from Devon. She, is from
Devon.

She is a surfer.

Her mum, gave birth to her.

I am a little bit nervous, to be
honest with you, about the date.

The reason is because it is
the first date where I have really

had with a girl in here that I care
about.

I've been on two previous dates.

I was selected, it was not my
choice.

They were nice dates, but this is
the date that means the most to me.

You look amazing. So do you.

When it comes down to it, Jack is
most definitely a tit man.

He just prefers them to sparrows and
starlings.

Jack, are you watching the birds
again? Yes. Unbelievable.

It wasn't even a swallow.

It was just going up
and down, it was chasing a moth.

Do you know what they are? Do you
know what a swallow is or a swift?

They are migratory birds.

They actually come from Africa. And
they fly over here. That's one.

That's a swallow there. That is
swift. They are amazing.

They are one of the fastest birds
on earth,

and what they do is they get the
bugs are stranded on water.

They pick 'em off the top. You
really love this. I do.

I could do this for hours. It is
actually really peaceful.

I feel like I should start doing
this.

There you are. A little sparrow was
having a drink. Aww.

That's gone now. Mate, I promise you
this is a little nature haven.

I love nature.

# I was born a water baby #

Jack and Laura are at the beach.

I bet surfer Laura wishes he was out
there

on her board now with it all going
off.

Slotting a barrel, avoiding the
groms and kooks

and hoping she doesn't get skunked.

I am literally just reading
words off Google.

I did not have you down as a picnic
basket sort of guy.

There is a lot about me you don't
you know. Oh, is there?

That's why it's good to be going on
a date with you.

I was trying to work out what accent
you have.

I don't know, I think it's got bits
from everywhere. Oh really? Yes.

I travelled with four other girls.

It was me and to Australian girls

and one American and a Hawaiian
girl.

And then I was living in France, it
was kind of weird.

What about your accent?

I am actually half English
and half St Helenian.

That face is what everyone pulls.

It is one of the most remote islands

in the world in between South Africa
and South America.

So that is a bit of a twang there.
I was raised in East London.

People get thrown by my accent.

You have spent a lot of time in
Portugal.

I lived there for a year.

Then I was living in Australia for
like a few months and then Bali for

almost 2 years and then I was just
too far away from mum and dad.

So when I had the opportunity to
come back

to Europe, Portugal was the place
I wanted

to go back to. So I had a house
there for the last few years.

I love being there, like it's an
amazing place

and am happy to spend as much time

as I can there but I think I as time
has gone on I realised that the

things I want to do, I need to be in
London a bit more.

Then you'll go back to Portugal on
the weekend?

Monday to Friday London,
weekends Portugal.

I've never been to Portugal. I've
been to Spain.

I will show you around my town.
Yes? I would like that.

If you have got Portuguese I would
like to know.

(SPEAKS PORTUGUESE)

What is it mean? You are like hot.

It is weird that I surf as well. It
is a bit like fate, a little bit

like fate but I'm not complaining. I
started surfing when I was like, 12

or 11. I started doing national
competitions and became British

champion and then European and at
the world qualifying series then I

was just travelling so much, it may
be quite insecure. One minute I was

in one country then another. I have
no idea what I'm doing and was

travelling that much it made it hard
to have something consistent.

Today, I know
it has been the best day I have had.

Me too. I think it will stay like
this. A long time until we get

the next date. Smooth! You think I'm
smooth. I got it from my dad.

I really enjoyed spending time with
you, especially today. Our first

date. And it has not been a bad one.
The stuff you've done in your life I

find it so interesting. I hope to
know more.

Cheers, babe. Cheers.

Let's see what they're doing back at
the villa.

Oh, Wesley, tau jida, tau jida
indeed.

How do you think that it is going to
go? They have that crazy spark

already. They are almost tailor-made
for each other. I wonder what

they're doing? Something romantic
and cute, obviously.

He's been in that villa nearly two
months,

and finally Jack is about
to get well and truly fact.

I give you a fact about anything.
Flamingos. Flamingos are actually

white. It is what they eat that
makes the feathers pink. That is

true. Next. Jack is just a fact man.
I don't know what he does. I want to

know what he does in his spare time.
They are so random. They are in a

box and he cannot wait to release
them. Polar bear? Therefore is

see-through, it is not white.

Ask Attenborough, he would tell you.
Ask him and he will tell you.

Me super intelligent? I think I am.

They're back.

You lot all look really nice. The
date was very, very romantic. I did

not know she existed five days ago.
That has put it all in perspective.

At the moment she is ticking all the
boxes. We had a little drink.

A little beach picnic. It was so
nice. No surfing? No surfing.

Jack was being extremely smooth.

I was giving a smoulder. Do it
again.

I just know you were doing that the
whole time. I gave it a triangle.

She was giddy. It was a lot. It has
worked. Yes it has.

We left there all smouldered out.

Still to come... Oops Paul's did it
again.

As you trying to tell me that you
have snogged Britney Spears?

Laura and Kaz are talking to
Alexandra about Alex.

The chat only rates .4 on the Love
Island emotional scale so Alexandra

won't require the all-new extra
strong confession cushion.

It is what it is. Alex and I have
spoken this morning and cleared

air. In the past couple of days it
has made me realised how

romantically interested am I that
I am willing to open my heart up and

to see how the next couple of days
goes. You do not know how you feel.

The one thing that is bugging me is
that you and Paul have just coupled

up, I'm so happy for you you spend a
lot of time together today. You are

attentive to what one another. Alex
and I are just friends. He has not

always been so tactile. When I first
met him he open himself up a lot.

The last couple of days he close
himself off a bit and so did I.

Do you think you will have to
start initiating stuff? Maybe. I'm

not that type of girl. I hope that
he has the courage to do something.

It is so nice to see you and Paul.
You are tactile with each other.

We have not had a snog. I don't want
to be all over him. Don't lie.

Dani and Jack think a bit of role

play is the perfect idea for Alex to
spice up his relationship with

Alexandra, and with him being a
doctor, it has to be...

the film Four Christmases.

Have you seen the film? That Four
Christmases film. With Reese

Witherspoon. She is fit. You ain't
gonna pull Reese Witherspoon.

They are flirting and they don't
know each other. That is the

beginning. Get him to go as if they
don't know each other and start from

the beginning. They know they know
each other. He is Hugh Grant.

Call him over. Alex. I want to talk
to you.

Come and play with me. Here he
comes.

We have had an idea. We've had a
really good idea.

I am not stripping again. What is
going on?

You and Alexandra you've had some
teething problems. You have to start

again. What you need to do. It is
role-playing and it's going to be

sexy. You are going to be the new
confident you. Go up to and pretend

you don't know her. She's in a bar.

But she knows who I am. This is the
point. You're starting again.

Make her laugh some more.

What are you like? Pull your jeans
up. I've done stripping,

I've been a fireman, done all sorts
of things in this villa.

You know I might as well do this
role play.

Alex. Come with me. She put her arm
around him. If she didn't like she

wouldn't do that. What we are to do
is a bit of role-play. You are at a

bar. We just to see how things go.
How does that sound?

It sounds like our first date again.

I'm just at the bar.

(THEME TO LOVE STORY)

I am Alex. I am Alex also.
Alex squared.

How would you doing? What brings you
here.

I have been waiting for a
doctor to turn up. I have a bruise

on the back of my legs which needs
attention.

I have heard you have a broken heart
and I wanted to come and fix it.

What do you do? I paint people's
faces. Could you make me look

pretty. You already are.

I appreciate that. Keep going. This
is sick. I'm gonna cry.

I am actually a stripper in my
spare time. Would you strip for me

later. Why not? Take it from there.

That could not have worked any
better.

Thank you to Jack and Dani for
encouraging him to do that. I'm not

sure I'd be feeling the way I feel
now if that had not happened.

My agent must be a fan of Four
Christmases, cos whenever I call

him he pretends to have no idea who
I am.

So the islanders area all heading
for bed,

well, except for Paul and Laura.

This is moist.

I feel bad that I like that word.
It is awkward.

It's late, they're all alone

and all Paul can think about is
snogging a beautiful blonde...

and he cannot wait to tell Laura all
about it.

When I was in LA, one of the first
jobs I did was do you fancy doing a

music video and they said it was for
Britney Spears. And I said oh yeah,

why not? Was she single at the time?
In the video I got pulled by her and

she chose me to be the lead guy. Are
you trying to tell me that you have

snogged Britney Spears? Yeah, in the
video. It is in the video. It got

quite steamy in the video. What do
you mean? We were doing a casting

video and I'm reading the script and
she comes in and threw the papers

and I pull her in and we kissed and
walked off and there is a bit when

I'm on top of her in the bed.

It is a music video, you can only go
as far as that.

Did you wanted to go further? Do you
fancy Britney Spears? She fit? Yeah,

Britney is hot. How old is she?
I think she's 36.

She is 40. She is not. I'm 29.

I'm not with her. It was a music
video. That is so funny.

What was the song? Make Me. Can you
sing it? No.

Go on Paul, Britney'll start us off,
then you join in.

Shall we just sleep outside?

Do I look cool? No.

Thanks and good night.
How quiet is it?

The fire pit where all the drama is.

I was going to do it on there
but I was sinking.

It's now time to have your say.

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