Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 4 - Episode 4 - full transcript

Love Island is a British dating reality show. It is a revival of the earlier series of the same name, which aired for two series in 2005 and 2006 on ITV. The series is presented by Caroline Flack, and is narrated by Iain Stirling. 69 cameras watch the Islanders' every move.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
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Previously on Love Island...

..relationships were on the rocks.
There is just something missing.

I haven't exactly been the best
person to make you feel wanted.

She has given me absolutely nothing
to work with.

As two new arrivals turn the
villa upside-down.

You all right, boys?

Tonight...

..the pressure builds in paradise.

Did you just say,
I have had it hard?

You've got to do
what you want to do.



We're very vulnerable right now.
I know.

I think maybe we just swap.

If I am honest with you,

alarm bells are ringing
in my head now.

Niall has just found out you lot are
sending him on a date

with new arrival Georgia.
#GetChirpsIn.

And for Alex, the future
is suddenly looking Rosie.

Her name is Rosie is what I mean.

#TheDoctorWillSeeYouNow.

(CHEERING)

So, where are the couples going?

We called one of Majorca's top
Michelin-star restaurants...

but they told us to do one,

so it will be a bottle of Cava
in the car park.



Cheers, babes.
Yeah, let's cheers.

Just neck it back.

Cheers.
Lovely meeting you.

Welcome to Love Island.
Thank you.

Are you excited to be at the villa?
Excited, nervous.

A mixture of emotions.

You are looking beautiful tonight.
Gorgeous. Thank you.

You look very smart yourself.
Thank you very much.

What is your dream girl, then?

Dream, dream girl.
Like, personality-wise.

My dream girl, personality-wise,
is bubbly, fun...

Like you, you seem so bubbly.
And up for a laugh.

Obviously yes, the fit,
which obviously you are,

but like, just be fun and
not take yourself seriously.

I can't be with someone
who is like that. Me neither.

Tell me about you and your history.
How did you become a doctor?

When I was younger it was what
I always wanted to do. Amazing.

I went to med school
and moved to London

and now working at an A&E.

So you live in London?
I didn't know that. Amazing.

Where are you from?
Tell me about yourself.

Well, I am from Wales.

All the best are, right?
Exactly.

I moved to Manchester
four years ago.

Why did you move there?
What reason?

I got offered a job there and
a training contact

to become a solicitor, so I thought
I would take that. Amazing.

That is sick. So you're a clever
girl as well. Oh, thank you.

Your parents would be proud.

Maybe both our parents
would be proud. I hope so.

Like, I want to find out
about you on this date. I do.

So tell me about yourself.
OK, so... I'm a student.

Do you like chicken dippers?
Yes, I do.

What else?
Favourite food, roast dinner.

I love a Sunday roast.
Same.

Do you go to the gym?
What do you...?

No, I mean like... No! I have never
been to a gym in my life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you do.

Are you like a gym freak?
Do you go every week? Every day?

Do you think I look
like a gym freak?

I've never been to the gym.
I couldn't go out with someone
who was at the gym every day.

Thank God.
Babes, I couldn't.

It is just a bit much, isn't it?
A bit much.

Just chilling out with 15 abs
knocking at your wazoo.

That would do my head in.
Live a little!

Yeah, live a little.
Thank you!

Honestly, just live a little.

Georgia, if you are looking for a
guy who has never been to the gym,

your dream and is currently sat
in a Spanish Portakabin

sipping on a Mars bar smoothie.
Cheers.

Anyway, over in the villa, the girls
are back from the terrace

and Eyal can barely
contain his excitement.

Hey, boys! Here we go...

Is that Hayley and Dani?

She looks hot, though.
She has done well.

Yeah, Dani looks fit.
Hayley looks hot.

You all right?
What did you think of them?

It sounded very interesting,
the conversation.

What did you think of them?
Are they nice?

Yeah,
they probably are really nice.

What is your opinion on them?
What is going on?

Why are you smirking?

I'm not smirking.
No, they're all right.

I have got the right hump.

I know it sounds silly
but I don't know why

we have to deal with it all.

Talk about lap it up
in front of our faces.

What we want to know is...
the handshake?

Like...
What handshake?

Like you went, my options are open.
No, he didn't say that.

He said, I've been friend zoned.
That is what we handshaked.

That is what he said.

All you wanted to tell us is that
we're friends, we're friends.

Listen, Dan, even though you said
to me this morning what you said,

you ain't stupid, you know
that I was bothered by it.

But I had a conversation with you

and you was like, I feel the same.

I was just trying to make myself
feel good.

I was trying to make myself feel
better. You are interrupting.

Go on, then. Be honest with me.
All I want is honesty.

If you felt upset, I'd rather you
turned around - How can I say that?

Rather than go off and feel like
shit. That is what I am here for.

We are in a couple
to be honest with each other.

If you feel down, go, "Dan, I was
gutted. I was upset."

Cos now I feel shit.

I definitely do think with Jack

there has been miscommunication
going on.

I felt we was on
the same sort of level.

He could have been just a little
bit more honest with me,

even if at the end he wouldn't
have got what he wanted out of it.

It made me feel a little
bit shit in myself.

I was thinking of you a little bit
because you'd have felt bad.

Someone might have come in and
you might feel bad on me,

cos you are a nice person...

That's what I mean, I don't want
to feel like a horrible person.

Speak to me about it.
How is it fair for me to go to you,

'Oh, I am gutted about it'?
It's moping.

I feel massively confused now.

At one point today
I thought, you know what?

'She don't like me,
let's just get on with it.'

But now with her saying
'I want you to be like this...'

if you are not interested, why do
you want me to be like anything?

I just think, when you know,
you know.

When you do know, you know.

I know what I have come
in here wanting.

I know it is called Love Island,

so I am gonna wait until
I get what I want from it.

No disrespect to you.

No disrespect taken.
That is all I needed to hear.

Throughout this whole process.
That is all you needed to say.

It has taken you this long

to actually pick up the
courage and say something.

At least I have got the courage,
at the end of the day.

What does that mean? I have had the
courage to come and have

a chat with you four times a day
and from the get go I have felt

that you haven't tried to get to
know shit about me.

I have, I do know stuff about you.

I know you've got two brothers,
I know you've got a sister.

We've had this conversation.
I asked you that the other day.

Is that all you can really
list off to me?

Two brothers, a sister and a dog?
I know you like nature.

I think everyone in here can
establish all those things.

You haven't shown any bit of you
enjoy being a couple with me.

I feel like when I do speak to you
and try and make an effort

you're a bit like... hm...

That is after you...

Why am I gonna make the effort
with someone who is like... hm?

Do you know what I mean? I don't
think you are compatible.

I really don't think we are. I am
done with Eyal, I can't be arsed.

What is the point putting
your energy in someone

that you don't see going any
further?

Well, that relationship has
definitely gone to

H-Eyal in a handcart!

And the girls aren't done yet.

Did you all have to go around
in a circle

and say who you were with
and if you were happy?

Did you do say, I have had it hard?

Because I was a late arrival and
I'm with Kendall and that was it?

No, I didn't say that at all.
What did I say?

No, you said "I was
the sixth boy to come down.

I chose Kendall. And I am happy."

You said all that.
Did you say you were happy?

He said he was good.
Yeah, he said he was happy. OK.

Kendall, I didn't realise how
insecure she might have been.

Especially with me.

I thought she would have
a little bit more confidence in us.

To be honest, it might be
grinding on us a little bit.

Are you going to keep
knocking us back for kisses now?

She's gonna snog your face off
later, don't you worry. No, I'm not.

I'm not gonna put it on you just
to try and, like, keep you with me.

I am going at my own pace
and if it is too slow for you,

you can go with another girl.

I am not going to try and... No!

He's not saying that. OK.
I'm only winding you up.

I do dance, though.
Are you a good dancer? Yeah.

I feel like I've got
a bit of rhythm. Oh, have you?

What is your favourite
type of music?

I like country.

Country, babes?
Like, with the cowboy hats?

No, just like 'Jolene' and that.

Like... # Jolene... #
That one?

# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! #

Do you not like that?
Erm... Or nah? Yeah.

It depends on your mood as well.
You make me giggle! (LAUGHS)

It depends on your mood and stuff,
doesn't it? Of course it does.

Someone really needs
to make me laugh.

I love someone
who can make me laugh.

I have got a lot of boyfriends -
friends who are boys - back home,

and I see them after work
and we will go and play golf,

or go and do this and that.
You play golf?

I started it because everybody else
seemed to be doing it.

What is your distance,
how many yards are you going?

My friend who was teaching me,
he was quite impressed with me.

For a beginner,
I am actually hitting the ball.

I will just be straightforward,
I think you're absolutely stunning.

Aw, thank you.

I do, I think you are unreal.

Do you feel like
we have a connection?

Erm, I think there could be
potential, maybe, yeah.

How about you?
Yeah, 100%. (LAUGHTER)

OK, I will stop playing, too!
I quite like you.

I have been absolutely waiting for
someone to come through the door.

Aw, really? Yeah, honestly.
That makes me feel really special.

There are some great people in the
villa.

It's a challenging environment.

It tests you every day, and I feel
like I have had that already.

There are ups and downs.

You've gotta enjoy the great
moments, like being here with you.

A gorgeous girl. It's not bad, is
it, really? It is a good evening.

You are a lovely guy
and I've got high hopes for you.

Thank you, I have high hopes
for you as well.

Cheers to that again!
Yeah, cheers.

Thank you for a lovely time.
Oh, shit...

Sorry, yeah.

Oh, God.

Can I have a kiss? Just like...

Still to come,
Wes spills the beans...

They had a kiss on the date.
Who?! Niall and Georgia.

Shut the front door!

I feel like I've just done
the dirty. You have!

The dates are over,
because a lorry showed up

and we had to shift
those trestle tables.

So now it's time for the new girls
to meet the gang.

You all right, everyone?
This is Georgia.

She is a great girl,
so be nice.

Girls, this is Rosie.

Nice to meet you.
How are you? Lovely to meet you.

You smell lovely.

I think I found a rainbow fish,
I shit you not.

I think I found one,
I shit you not.

Is it in the bag? I don't know.

What? Get the fuck down here now!
Get on my back now.

My date with Georgia, I will be
honest - one word, it was magical.

It was a good first date.
How did you find it?

She didn't care about anything,
like... It was class.

The smooch,
how did that come about?

I felt like we had such
a good connection, like...

Lay it on thick again on her.

Did she lean over and you got it
over and done with over the table?

Just go for it, yeah. Bosh?

I have never had that thing where

I have just wanted to kiss someone,
like...

Just go for it. Yeah.

I am really pleased for you, man.

The thing is you have met her
for one date.

Yeah, I have met her for one date,

but the one date I had with her was
the best.

It is the best chat I have had with
any of the girls in here.

I just felt it felt natural
to go in with a kiss with her.

I went in for it and it was good.
It wasn't full giraffe.

Let her know I was there a bit,
but not go all weird on her.

Do you know what I mean?
It was decent.

You went on a date with...?
Neil. Niall?

(LAUGHTER)

Whoops! Er, yes.
And it was really lovely.

We got on really well, it was very
real. The chat just flowed. Yeah.

You see, if you really want to get
the flames of passion burning,

stick 'em in a car park
with a bowl of patatas bravas.

But did Cupid work
his magic on Alex?

She's a nice girl.

It was a really good date,
we had a really nice setting,

she is Welsh, she is a clever girl.

We have a lot in common.

I think probably, like,
I am not her normal type.

But from chatting to her,
I think she has realised her type

isn't always the right decision.

It was definitely
much more positive,

it was great to just go on a date
and have a nice time with someone

and just have a chat, really.

It was cool to have
a bit of a connection.

How was your date with Alex?

It was lovely, he is a lovely boy.

I don't see it being
any more than friendship.

No, he is lovely to talk to.
How nice is he? So nice.

We were just all rooting for him.

He's literally the nicest guy
in the whole wide world. It's mad.

Who are you attracted to?

Initial types I am attracted
to are Niall and Adam.

I'm more of a personality person

so whoever I am initially attracted
to in life,

I know I've always had feelings for
someone

that I've met and gone
he's not my type.

It's a bit hard to say I am
initially attracted to him,

and then the girl he has coupled up
with is sat next to you.

You have to be honest
and say who you are attracted to.

Adam is definitely more
me than anyone.

He's only 22.

I know, he seems much more mature.
He seems like 26.

I think he's well into Kendall,
though. And she's so lovely.

She's lovely, but you have got to
do what you want to do, babe.

Quite right, Georgia.

And what Wes wants to do is have a
good old gossip

in an overpopulated air bed.

They had a kiss on the date.
Who? Niall and Georgia.

Shut the fucking front door!
Yeah.

He got off with her?
She hasn't mentioned that.

See, you can't trust
anyone in this game!

Seriously, you can't trust anyone.

I feel like I have just
done the dirty.

I just don't know why
she wasn't honest

and said why she had
a kiss with him.

Obviously, it is a bit weird...

Tell me about yours,
I'm so excited. Oh, don't.

We maybe had a little kiss
that I haven't told anyone.

We had proper banter.
We were laughing, having a joke.

I felt really at ease. At the end
of the day, it's still early days.

I will just go with the flow.
Is he a good kisser?

Mm, yeah. (GIGGLES)

You are making me giggly.

No, I like him a bit.

So, tell us everything.
How was your date?

She is a beautiful girl,
I think we connected

on a lot of levels and had a joke
and a laugh.

It was easy chat.

We didn't have a kiss at the end.

I know Niall and Georgia
had a smooch.

I didn't go for that, I think.

What? You didn't know?
Oh, you didn't know?

So, the end of an emotional night,

I think we have learned one thing
for sure -

these giant orange blankets
are a big hit.

Anyway, time for bed
and a little bit of Jack and Dani.

Not that! Get your minds
out of the gutter!

Can we have a cuddle now
we're mates again? No.

I don't fancy one of them, though.
If you did, that is fine.

I fancy you, though.

I don't know why
when I look like this right now.

I think you are a sort.

You are.

Top-shelf stuff.

We're mates again now?

(DANCE MUSIC)

Still to come, a super challenge...

I have been in worse positions.

Last night, two leggy birds arrived
at the villa. There they are.

Right, I've got my hands on the
remote-control curtains.

Let's wake this lot up.

Hey.

In the gym, Adam's putting Alex
through the workout all men dread.

And three, two, one,
and talk about your feelings.

Rosie is a lovely girl. She is
intuitive.

If you had a choice,
would you stick with Samira?

I feel that she has not had her
chance yet.

It seems a shame for her to go.

You think about number one though.

We'll see what happens with Rose in
the next few days.

I would not rule out things
progressing.

Romantically, you need to give a
chance.

With Rosie,
it'll be more of a shot.

If the Samira thing's been shut
down...

If that's all people do in the gym,
I might give it a go.

But maybe Adam should be spending
a bit more time

worrying about Kendall.

When the girls came in, everybody
said nice things about the girls.

Adam stated he was with Kendall.

Shit, maybe I'm into him
more than I thought.

She fancies him, doesn't she?
Rosie likes him.

I do feel like, because I want to
take it slow,

he does not want to wait around for.

My last two girlfriends,
exactly the same insecurities.

If that went all the way to the
outside, would she do the same?

Even here,
it is the same situation.

If I talk to any girl, it is always
like, 'What are you doing?'

Insecurity is the one thing

where I am thinking
I do not want that any more.

Since everything has changed in the
villa,

I want to flip the situation on its
head

and go for somebody
completely different.

Kendall, bit of advice,
stop feeling insecure

or Adam will definitely
ditch you for someone else.

I'm not helping, am I? At least
Georgia and Niall are getting on.

Everyone is asking what's going on.
'How was your day?'

It was really good. You make me
laugh, constantly.

I need to catch some sun rays. You
make me laugh.

I never thought that coming in, I'd
fancy someone straightaway.

Niall instantly captured my
attention.

I was always the girl that fancied
the naughty boy at school.

It is that cheeky type.

Rosie.

Yes.

What would I like to look like?

You look like yourself, look
confident.

He would be the sort of person I'd
follow on Instagram for gym tips.

I want to go at a normal pace with
Georgia.

I am forgetting the whole
'Lay it on thick' thing.

I usually just tell the girl what
she wants to hear. This is genuine.

Yes, Niall, be genuine,
tell her you think she's a fish.

Now, in any relationship,
it's important to make plans.

And Hayley's got some for Eyal.

We are very vulnerable at the
moment.

I do not feel I have anything.

I just want to know where your head
is at.

I just don't think he picks out my
personality.

You and Jack, you are bubbly
together.

I get on with him, if you want to
get to know Jack,

I am totally A-OK with that. Maybe,
we just swap?

For one, it might take the pressure
off.

Dani is stating that her and Jack
want to be friends only.

Jack is the safer option.

If you wanted to swap with...

What's his name?

Eyal.

I told her if she wants to swap
with him, we can do it.

We can see what happens. We have
nothing to lose.

I do not want us two to go.

I am a bit of a fronter.

It would upset me if that happened.

It feels I did not give it a go
with Jack,

but if Hayley wanted to crack
on with him,

it is something I'll have to deal
with.

I will not cry over that.

It's challenge time,

so Hayley's going to have to wait to
deal with erm,

you know that guy... No, it's gone.

I have a text. Come on.

Do we get costumes? The boys are
going down.

Our lawyers have told us we're
legally forbidden

from using any actual superhero
names.

So today's big challenge is to get
through this game

without being sued, which would
be marvel... lous.

OK, bring in the generic super
females.

The challenge is called Girl Power.

The ladies will go head-to-head in a
series of contests

to prove which of them
really has the super power.

Round One: super strength,

where we discover which girl
has buns of steel.

Not to be confused with the film Man
Of Steel

which that was not a reference to.

Three, two, one.

The girls will squash watermelons
with their bums.

The slowest girl to crush her
melon is out of the contest.

First up: Samira and Dani.

I smashed it. I was shook. I was
bouncing away.

I could not crack the watermelon.

I thought I had the power but wrong
position.

That is literally
the hardest thing I have ever done.

Samira's quickest and makes it
through to Round Two.

Next up, new girl Georgia is taking
on Kendall.

I did not do very well
at mashing my melon.

It usually helps me, my bum.

After you see my face, spin around.

I could not care less about who
mashed their melons.

I know for a fact that Georgia
squats a lot and I am into it.

Georgia came bottom meaning
Kendall goes through.

Next to come is a three-way between
Laura, Rosie and Hayley.

I absolutely loved today's
challenge.

If you had the angle that we had,
everybody would have enjoyed it.

You have to go higher.

Impressive stuff from Laura.

I was a little bit scared at the
time though.

I have never squashed melons with
my arse before.

First time for everything.

So, Hayley was the last
to squash her melon,

meaning Rosie and Laura
are also through.

Three, two, one.

In Round Two, the girls will be
tested on their super speed.

Each remaining girl will take turns
defending one of the boys

from a barrage
of slimeballs.

First up, Samira is defending Jack.

Adam literally, I have never seen
so much determination.

He got me straight in the gut.
I cannot be bothered after that.

Next up, Kendall is defending Alex.

My goal defence tactics from
netball from high school came in.

I did quite well on this one.

That was pony, mate!

Considering I am only 5'4".

I have to defend him.
He is too pretty to be hit.

Last up, Laura is defending Niall.

Floyd Mayweather in his prime.

After making a mess
of defending Niall, Laura is out.

When I defended Niall, that was
cheating.

Let us start the final round.

So, through to the final round are
Kendall, Samira and Rosie.

The final round is called Tied Up.

Each girl has been tied
to a random boy.

They have to untie themselves

and their boy, then kiss him
to end the game.

Come on, Kendall. I was tied with
Rosie, I cannot complain.

I have been in worse positions.

It was not the best view.

Go on, Rosie.

Come on, Kendall!

It was the first time I have been
strapped beneath a woman.

I am quite competitive in these
little games.

Get it, get it.

Well done.

It was a win-win. It was a win-win
for everyone.

The girl with the most power is
Kendall.

I think I managed to get
through that whole game

without saying any actual names.

That's super, man!

Damn it!

Still to come
It's time for some truth or dare.

It will all end in tears. Kiss
somebody you fancy.

You have a chance to win £20,000 in
cash and a holiday in Majorca.

You and five mates will stay at this
stunning five-star hotel.

You will not even have to touch the
£20,000 prize money.

Breakfast and dinner are included.

I've been told the Islanders

are going
to play a classic party game.

Brilliant. I love pass the parcel.

Let's play truth or dare.
No. Pass the parcel!

Niall? True. Make it juicy. Where
have you done it in a public place?

I like a cup of tea after sex.

A normal game of trees all day is
fine,

but when you are in a villa,
it's all gonna end in tears.

Kiss someone that you would want to
couple up with.

I honestly do not know who I want
to couple up with

but I will go for a kiss anyway.

Oh, my days, rude boy.

I was really shocked.

I don't know why I kissed Kendall.

We were on the same wavelength at
certain times.

I wanted to explore it more.

Rosie. Truth or dare? Kiss somebody
you fancy.

I am not the kind of girl to sit
there and not participate.

A decent kiss. Not going to lie.

That really surprised me. I was
really shocked at that.

Truth or dare?

Other than Kendall, who do you
fancy? Rosie.

Kendall, truth or dare?

Who do you think I'll couple up
with?

Rosie. Rosie?

I think he will couple up with
Rosie.

I was answering honestly.

I hope it is not the case but, hmm.

Dani. Truth.

If we had to start again, is there
anyone you'd step forward for?

Jack.

Truth. Who would you recouple with
today?

Probably Hayley.

In that moment in time,

I chose her because I wanted to see
Dani's reaction.

I wanted to see if her guard was
down.

This is savage. I love it, this is
what I am here.

This is what I signed up for.

We're on fucking Love Island,
of course it's savage.

I told you. You should've played
pass the parcel.

Now, Adam's got some
explaining to do.

Are you OK? If I'm honest, alarm
bells are ringing in my head.

I never normally would push this
hard.

I don't think I ever have, apart
from my ex-girlfriend.

I had nothing to make you think
that I would pick somebody else.

It is just that I am insecure.

Rosie has come in, she is really
attractive.

I know you two will get on. What do
you think that?

When I said you'd couple up with
Rosie, you found her attractive.

I do. I chose you anyway.

I feel like I am already in a
relationship with you,

in terms of the chat but not
getting the benefits and affection.

I just told you, I am taking it
slow.

I know but you cuddle me and hug in
bed,

but when I come and chat to you,
you pull away or you push me away.

You are scared to let me in.

OK.

I am sorry if I made you feel like
that. I did not mean to.

I think we should just take it easy
and see what happens.

I have not got a clue where all of
that came from.

I am obviously a bit insecure,

I had only known you for a couple
of days.

Do you want to be to jump on you
and wrap my legs around you?

Are you OK?

I know how this game is played.

I've come in here to try and find
someone and move on.

Because it's gonna take me longer
than most,

I'm being punished for that.

My chat with Kendall was awkward.
It is a lot.

You have done so well. You have
coped well.

After Jack said he'd couple up with
Hayley

in that game of Truth or Dare, he's
also got some explaining to do.

I did not mean anything by it.

I wanted to make it interesting at
the time.

From our last conversation, we did
not know.

I do not know, it is difficult.

I would happily wait around, but
I've come to find somebody.

Nothing is coming back my way.

Do you know what I am saying?

When I first came in here, Jack and
I got on.

We were coupled up.

You feel like a couple

but I am not usually that forward
with a boy straightaway.

It is up to me, that is what I am
saying. I cannot help the way I am.

Please, stop crying.

I always have my guard up with a
boy.

I break it down but with Jack.

He wants it all now.

It is hard work. It is not easy.

Do you think I want to do that?

In a way, I was trying to make it
more fun.

I wanted to make you see if you
cared.

I told you how much I fancied you.

I said that to you. Liar. You have
not.

It is not that I do not like you
but...

Sometimes, stick to what you know.

We have had no proper physical
affection.

I'm trying to push for her to like
me but you cannot force it.

Give me a little bit of a chance?
Yes, OK.

Give me a kiss on the cheek. I am
joking. Do not be upset.

With Jack, we will give it another
go.

He does deserve another chance.

I would rather give him another go.

He's the only boy I have connected
with.

And it stopped being in a PG world.
Do not go to 18!

When you have a cry and a cuddle,

you've gone past having banter.

You're talking deeply
and it's real, then.

There's romance.

And some big news in the villa.

Islanders, there will be re-coupling
tonight.

The boys will choose

and the girl left will be dumped
from the island.

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