Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 34 - Unseen Bits 5 - full transcript

Previously on Love Island...

The islanders turned on each other.

You said Wes deserves better than
Megan.

What you did to me was ten times
worse.

He tried to kiss you on the cheek
and you went in for the lips.

That is a lie.

You are a little brat, Georgia.
I will go for you.

She is a liar.

Tonight...

A day out descends into disaster.

Oh, don't.



I don't understand how
you can look your friend in the eye.

Don't say you are loyal when you are
not. I spoke to her beforehand.

What was I supposed to say? You
weren't supposed to kiss him,
though.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Roll up, roll up to witness
nature's greatest wonder,

the only Brits on Earth who don't
know England made the semi-final!

Laura wouldn't care anyway,
cos one, she's Scottish,

and two, she's still worrying
about Georgia's kiss with new Jack.

Laura...

Obviously it is difficult when you
are friends with someone and

they take the guy out that you are
seeing. I know you told me before,

but it does not make it any easier.
There was mixed signals from what
you said.

You came back and said you
had chemistry.

He said, our lips technically did
touch. He told me he
pulled away and you went in again.



Do you think I am that desperate? I
don't graft people.

I don't know what you are like on a
date.

At the end of the day, Georgia -
I'm not a liar.

If you want to hold that against
me... Are you calling me a liar?

I'm not holding against you that you
were taking someone out.

What would you do in my situation?

I would have had to upset somebody.

On that date, it was very mutual.

If not, more one-sided.

For me, I have only ever
seen Georgia as a mate.

She is a nice girl. She is fit.

If I said she's not fit, I'd be
lying.

You have got a good thing going
with Laura.

I don't see G in that way.

I shouldn't say this to you, because
I have not spoken to Jack.

I am not feeling it anyway.

There's another thing I want to say.

This is a big deal.

I think that is brave.

I am not going to force
anything with anyone.

He is a good-looking guy.

I know from last night and today
that he is not really the one for
me.

And I am not going to settle. I'm
going to tell him.

I know Laura very well. I saw that
coming. 100%.

I think now she has come to her
common sense of the fact of knowing
me,

and knowing Jack, I wouldn't want
her to be with someone who is
accusing me

of something that did not happen. I
don't want my friend to be with
someone like that.

My loyalties lie with you. As they
have done since day one.

But I am going to go and talk to
Jack and say, why have you lied?

You can if you want.

But I really need to end this. Don't
say anything.

Jack.

This is going to be like, she said
this, you said this.

I'm going to get another beer and
probably watch that.

I feel like all day I have wanted to
avoid you

because I think you have
painted me out to be a liar.

I am really not. You have turned one
of my best friends in this villa
against me.

Everybody in that kitchen against
me. That hurt me.

I have never felt like that before.
If you can sit here now and tell me
that on that date,

the feelings were not mutual, we
were not flirting, and we both
kissed each other,

if you can say it was one-sided, I
think you are mad.

You have to say that I am mad.

I am not denying that I was
flirting with you.

But whilst I was flirting with you,
I felt like, this is not what I want
to do.

I was stating quite clearly that I
still want to be with Laura.

I am really enjoying getting to know
Laura.

Then why would you flirt with me?
You did not have to kiss me. Wait.

What date have you been on? The one
where we kissed.

You have been on a different date
to me. I have not kissed
you intentionally.

I'm sorry if you feel like that.

If I kissed you, you'd definitely
know about it. I wouldn't want you
to.

You definitely ain't.
That's why it hasn't worked.

You are a coward.

You haven't got to
agree with me. I have not tried to
make you out as a bad person.

You have, you lied.

If somebody did not want to kiss me,
I would not kiss them.

He is a liar. I said it. I say what
I think.

I am not going to rise to it.

Oh, man.

I know myself that I have not kissed
her on the lips intentionally.

He's a knobhead.

As the old saying goes,
better the devil you know.

Sadly, the devil Jack knows
feels differently.

You have just had a chat with
Georgia. You had a chat with her
first. How did that go?

She was saying the same thing.

That is not really what I am
thinking. I don't know how to say
this.

The past 24 hours,

I just don't really know if this is
the right thing.

Me and you.

I just feel like I need a bit more.

Obviously you are really attractive
and stuff, and we do get on,

but if I am being honest, I do not
see on the outside, out of the
villa, how we would work?

You are younger than me. I don't
want to use age as a thing.
That is fine.

I have come in here to meet someone.

I don't want to settle.

I don't want to play it
safe and just go with it.

Because it is the right thing to do.

I kind of knew it was not going to
go any further.

But I wanted it to. It is
not ideal. It is a bit gutting.

But we can still be besties. Or
whatever.

Yeah. You are good, though. You are
a top girl.

You're a top girl.

Am I like, the devil? It is cool.

You might think Laura was being
mean, but I've got some sympathy for
the devil.

And while Jack's feeling like hell,
Georgia's on top of the world.

I feel better. That is because you
put Jack in his place. Move on now.

Eugh, that slurpy kissing sound
really puts my teeth on edge.

Here however, is a noise I do like.

(PING) Text!

I think it has to be Josh and Kaz.
Josh and Kaz, baby!

Run, run! Things are so good with
Josh right now.

Every day seems to get better. It
will be nice to have some one-on-one
time. I'm looking forward to it.

I am so excited for you. Thank you.

Kaz, baby. What is you doing, baby?

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Thanks for choosing us.

No way.

You make me really happy. Can you
imagine, if I wasn't romantically

involved with you, I could be your
friend so easily.

It would be so normal. Talking to
you is normal.

You know when you are comfortable
being silent with someone?

Still to come...

Georgia's off key.

# Dry your eyes, mate #

I've been warned Josh and Kaz

are doing some more of that loud
slurpy kissing in the Hideaway,

not being funny but can we turn the
music right up

so I don't have to listen to it?

(MUSIC)

How are you feeling? After last
night. You and Laura.

I want to forget about last night.

(CHEERING)

Let's get him sat down.

Jack, are you ready? Alex, have you
got your notebook?

Welcome to the DBS meeting. How are
you this morning, Josh?

Refreshed. Re-energised.

I have to call these DBS meetings
quite regularly now.

I have pulled Josh in. I am not
meant to say this,

we're customer confidentiality.

He has obviously moved up a level.
Good on him.

I feel lighter on my feet.

I know what that means. I know.

You know in the DBS, we keep things
very respectful.

But opportunities do arise, such as
a night in the hideaway, and I am
very happy.

Did you do bits? Straight out there.

Yes. Oh, my God!

It is so hard not to do a
little something something.

Just have fun. I did not have sex
with him.

Was it sexy, though? Yes. I
definitely like him.

Have you fallen? Every day is
getting stronger feelings.

Laura wants to clear the air with
Georgia.

That's what I like about Laura,
she wears her heart on her sleeve,

and a cheap plastic scrunchy
on her wrist.

Last night was a bit dramatic. I am
just so over it.

At the minute, boys are just boys.
One, I want a man.

Two, I am so over thinking
who do I believe?

It is what it is. I was not there.

I'm ready to move on and be back to
us, have fun.

I was so miserable yesterday. It
felt like I did not have you.

You are like a major part
of my time in the villa.

I know that I am yours as well.

There is no point dwelling over a
boy that I don't care about when I
do care more about you.

Well, I agree. Let's be friends. I
missed you.

Missed you, missed you, really want
to kiss you.

I don't 100% believe Georgia right
now, but I will never really know.

I would rather put it to bed
and get on with Georgia.

My focus is not really on Jack any
more.

How do you feel with Ellie?

I don't know where she got this
loyalty thing from.

You know me when it comes to
loyalty. I am very black and white
when it comes to that.

The stuff she was saying made me
want to rinse her mouth out with
soap.

With Ellie, I think it was a
build-up of stuff.

She was sticking up for me a little
bit,

but it was more personal things, you
and her, that was annoying her.

She kept it in. When you keep things
in, you explode.

I will forgive her, but I will not
forget.

It was nothing to
do with her. She got involved.

Who does she think she is?

I don't want her to get over it.

I don't want to be friends with her.
I don't want to see her out of here.

I don't want to have small talk with
her. No skin off my back.

She is so consumed with herself.

Georgia is all about Georgia. I
think she is a nice girl.

But I really don't know who she is.

I don't think she knows herself,
which is sad.

I don't think neither me or Georgia
want to make up in terms of friends.

I think she needs to stop playing
the victim and actually apologise.

She is genuinely a rude person who
only cares about herself.

Yes. I think she knows
exactly what she is doing.

Oh, come off it, Ellie,

you make it sound like Georgia's the
kind of inconsiderate person who'd,
I dunno...

..take the mickey out of newly
dumped Jack in front of his ex?

# Dry your eyes, mate #

Georgia! Sorry.

Is she singing that to you?

To me? Yeah.

I do feel for Jack. He has done fuck
all wrong.

But Georgia is being an arsehole.

It is a bit immature. I think it is
muggy on both parts.

You know when I said, when you get
to know someone, they get to become
more attractive.

She has done the opposite. What the
hell?

Coming up...

You are basically just lying. The
claws are out.

Don't say you are loyal
when you are not.

I still think deep down Georgia's
got a heart of gold.

It's not like she's the kind
of inconsiderate person

who'd, I dunno, mock someone's feet
for absolutely no reason.

We have had this discussion. You
have both said you do not like them.

I have got a text!

Yes! That's my favourite thing!

Oh, hang on, she said make-up SESH.
Awkward.

Basically, it's a chance for Laura
and Megan and Georgia
and Ellie to kiss and make up.

I am really excited to go out today
with the girls for sangria.

I think there are a lot of chats to
be had.

I think if we all clear the air,
don't get bitter.

Whenever we think it is getting a
bit bitter, whoa. Bitter.

We don't want bitterness. We say
have a cup of postivi... Tea!

Have a chat, clear the air.
We need our girls in here.

When you feel down, you want to talk
to your girls.

I think us girls need to stick
together.

Hopefully it
all works out for the best.

Can you please have my back? Ellie
is sticking up for me.

We cannot create more sides. Oh,
yes, we can.

I cannot see them coming back
skipping in holding hands. Me
neither.

Sangria!

Normally it is not the best mix, the
girls with a lot of
sangria and arguments.

Megan just does not like Laura.
Laura does not like Megan.

The girls are about to discuss
their relationships.

Unfortunately, we just found out

the cameraman booked
to film these serious conversations

has only ever shot pop videos -
I'm sure it'll be fine.

Everything needs to be open now.
Everything gets cleared out

so we can go back to the villa with
peace, love, and hashtag girl power.

I think we need to say everything,
how you feel.

What is going on with you too?

You have made up and now we're
back to square one.

Obviously I have upset you.

When I said Wes deserves
better, it is not a better person.

You are not less of a person than
anyone. It is the treatment of it.

It just came as a bit of a shock.

I did not really think you would
care that much about my opinion.

It is something I am insecure about.

I feel like people judge me. You
know that I wouldn't.

I apologise if I have hurt you, if
it has touched a nerve. I appreciate
that.

I understand why you said it.

You put up with a massive punch in
the face when I said, I fancy Wes.

You handled that really well. It
would be petty of me to hang onto
one comment.

That is good. That means a lot.

I'm glad we cleared the air.
Now it is chill.

I think we should cheers
again. Cheers. Love you, girlies.

What about you, Laura? What is going
on with Jack?

Last night I decided to end it.

It was really difficult
for me, after the date and stuff.

Georgia was putting a lot of
pressure on me to believe her.

I felt like I was being pulled into
different directions.

I felt like I had to make up with
her and forget about him.

Are you all right? Sorry.

Don't. It is OK.

I just thought, he is going to go
with Georgia, and it is going to be
the same thing.

I wanted to take control of the
situation.

While the girls are away,
the boys are talking about their
favourite subject.

You guessed it. Birds.

I love these little swallows.
Drinking out of the pool.
Swallowing.

(NORTHERN ACCENT) They are catching
bugs on top of the water.

(NORTHERN) When bugs land on water.

They get the bugs out of the water.
They wouldn't drink saltwater.

They are getting bugs off top of
t'water.. How do you think
t'girls are getting on?

Probably arguing over sangria.

Sometimes if you are old and from
Yorkshire, you just go around
talking like this with your friends,

playing dominoes.

Where is Josh? He is over there.
You all right there, lad?

You are down t'pit
tomorrow morning. It is the weekend.

Proper men do.

Are you going down to Solihull?

I'll bring you an oatcake from
Janine. No.

Why not? Don't like hers.

Whose do you like? Gwen's.

ITV would like to make it clear

that other types of oatcake are
available.

Though Gwen's are right lovely.

OK, let's see how the girls
are getting on back at the spa.

It has been really nice. Megan and
Laura have cleared the air.

Cards on the table. Get everything
out in the open.

First of all, I want to say sorry
for the other night.

I think people who need to say 20
times a day that they are
loyal, they are not.

I don't have any friends who would
say they were loyal, kiss a boy,
before telling me.

I wasn't in a situation where I
could.

It's fine that you kissed Jack. I
don't care about Jack.

If he kissed you, he's just as bad.

My loyalty was with Laura.

I cannot understand how you could

say you are a loyal person when you
tried to kiss the boy Laura was
seeing.

I didn't. You weren't loyal.

I was loyal on the date. I
approached Laura beforehand.

You didn't say you were going to
kiss him.

Your actions and your words are
slightly contradictory.

I never thought,
maybe Laura will not want to be my
friend. I did not think about that.

I am not a saint. I feel like you
expect me to be this fucking saint.
I have got feelings.

You hurt me by choosing
me, and then by kissing him.

I don't get how you don't see that.
She was panicking.

Own it, Georgia.

You are basically just lying by
saying, I am loyal, I am loyal.

Take responsibility for your
actions. I feel like I am getting
ganged up on.

Everyone can think they are being
ganged up on. You are playing the
victim.

I don't think she's playing the
victim. Everyone got involved.

I'm the fucking victim! Are you
serious? This is bullshit.

Don't say you're loyal when you're
not.

I spoke to her. What was I meant to
do?

You didn't say you were going to
kiss him!

I didn't know I was gonna! You
didn't say you'd done that.

You said, I'm loyal. You weren't!
You should never have said that!

I am confused. I am.

I am in the situation, you don't
care about Jack any more.

I do. I don't care if you care about
Jack. Shut up. I care about Jack.

And I ended it last night because
all I was thinking about was you.

You were making me feel bad for not
believing you.

I need to put your friendship
before my future with a guy.

I did not say that. All you went on
about is our friendship.

How could I believe him?

This morning, I think I was letting
it go because I wanted peace.

How are we going to settle this?

All I cared about was you did not
tell the truth before you claimed
you were loyal.

I think you are hypocritical.

And I don't want you as a friend.
But I'll be civil with you.

OK. Let's just forget about it for
now.

Everyone can be friends and
help each other as much as they can.

Just don't ask too much of me.

Cards on the table,

I thought the boys' oatcake chat
was a lot more fun.

Can we just go back to them,
please?

(NORTHERN ACCENT) Why are you out
you drinking? Why are you
ganging up on me?

I am your dad. And I am your uncle.

Why are you always around Mam's
house when he's out?

I was fixing the boiler. We don't
have boiler in t'bedroom.

Where was he? He was in t'bedroom.

Why were you in t'bedroom?
I tripped and I fell up the stairs.

I hurt my leg and I had to sit down.

He had his Willy Wonka out!
What is it?

I was doing the plumbing
at your house yesterday.

Giving her pipe. Proper. No. We've
been friends for 30 years, mate!

I proper gave her pipe. No, mate!

Where did this come from?

All I want to do is watch Coronation
Street.

You make a brilliant little
bastard.

The girls are back,
and like they said,
they've settled their differences

and these matters will never,
ever be talked of again.

I'm guessing ten seconds.

Here come the girls. It is our Dani.

How was it? We just chatted.

Did it kick off? A little bit.

Ooh!

I have lost my voice.

Ellie, I feel like as soon as there
was an opportunity to be nasty to
me,

and maybe not get hate for it, she
did it, which I think is horrible.

I will be civil. I'm not nasty. I
never mean to upset anyone.

So I will be civil. But I
think she is a nasty girl.

I just said what I needed to say.

I basically just said that me and
you will never be friends.

But we will be civil. Because we
live together.

I'm not wasting any more energy or
time on the situation. I just want
to focus on us now.

I was a bit upset. Because Ellie
stuck up for me.

Because I said to her, I don't
think anyone realises what is
happening.

All I could see happening was the
same thing that happened before.

I was thinking, why am I
getting shafted out by a guy for a
girl who is my friend again?

I felt I had to make up with
Georgia.

I thought the easiest option would
be to end things with Jack.

I did not want any drama with it.

All I go through in here is pain.
For the last week.

I don't think any other girl could
have gone through what I've gone
through.

Coming up...

Yes, chef.
The boys cook up a storm.

What the fuck is that?! What have
they burnt?

I'm just quickly updating
Georgia's Instagram account for her.

Jack... block.

Laura... block.

Ellie....unfollow.

Oh, and while I'm on the phone...

(TEXT BEEP)

I've got a text!

I am flairy with it.

We are going to be cheffing up.

Sprinkling some spice onto this
dish. Whatever it has to be.

The starter, main course, dessert.

I am good at cooking.

Don't worry about me, mate.

It is going to be sick.

So, the boys are cooking dinner
tonight, which means one thing...

I need to learn the Spanish
for Deliveroo.

Presentation needs to be on point.
You eat with your eyes. 10% skill,
100% effort.

Go by that and you'll swing it.

I do want to apologise for last
night.

I think I came across a little bit
harsh. He is the person
at this moment in time that I fancy.

Hopefully it will work out.

Girls, guess who's gonna
be enjoying a delicious sirloin
steak with peppercorn sauce tonight?

Me! Turns out Deliveroo's the same
in Spanish! Result.

It looks nice.

# OPERA

(READS OUT WITH ITALIAN ACCENT)

Why are you speaking
in an Italian accent? It's Spanish.

This is my accent. What's the
restaurant called? Jaquesincis.

Si, si, hola!

I think Jack is trying to claim this
one as his own restaurant,

even though he is
probably the least talented.

Does anyone have a cooking
experience?

I have been cheffing for a long
time!

Bonjour, my name is Jean-Paul, I
will be cooking some serious shit
today.

Let's do this.

Can somebody get me some salt
and pepper? Yes, chef!

I love it. They are calling me chef.
It's sick!

Definitely goes in there. Does it?

I am on the main. I feel very
protective over the spaghetti.

That works.

I am not even joking. Chocolate
sauce. People put it in chilli.

This is what I will be
like in 15 years. Me and Dani.

Dan, I'll do my special!

Beer in my hand, shirt open, summer.
That's going to be me.

You are putting it in the oven,
remember. There's a tray at the
bottom.

I am excited. I am nervous.

The restaurant is just to the left.

I am excited. It smells good.

I am so excited. What the fuck is
that?

What have they burned?

You had one job!

That is fine. Get the scrapers.

They are quite hot. This is soup for
starters.

It looks so nice.

Do we not use these spoons?

That is the dessert spoon.

It looks nice. You are too good to
me.

You are the one cooking for me.
What more can you want?

I am dreaming.

This soup is good, you know.

Tell me a bit more about your job.
I live in Norwich. Most of my
businesses are based there.

The first one is the gym. It
is a disco gym.

I'd like it in there.
Course you would.

My plan is to move to London.

I'm a city boy. Even though I am
from the countryside. I'm like you.

What about a pet?

I would like a dog. I want to call
it Digby.

I want to call it Piggy.
We'll get two.

Would you pick up the poo?

No, you have got to do it.
I am glad that is sorted.

I feel a bit confused with
everything.

Last night was a bit shit.

I have woken up today a little bit,
like, fuck, what have I done?

I just don't want to be mugged off.
I told you the truth.

Do you understand how it is
difficult for me?

Yes, but do you understand how
it is difficult for me?

You must have cut somebody's hair
wrong at some point.

There was one time, I
had this guy, chatting away,

I have gone like that, and I have
heard something drop, it is the
guard.

The poor bloke is in the salon

with a massive bald patch.
How long was his hair before?

It went down to the scalp.

You did not laugh at the time.

He was really pissed off, he
never came back to me.

I have not been in a relationship
for three years.

There are times in that three
years where I really want someone
just to be there.

I think you are making me realise
why, and what, I want.
I see that in you.

You are so cute. I fancy you ten
times more now than I did at the
start.

Today, I missed you. I did not want
you to be away from me.

I feel differently today.

I feel it is to do with my
insecurities about
what's happened to me.

I don't actually feel that way.

So what you said and
what you felt was different, and I
am supposed to keep up with that?

For me, it is a complete mindfuck.

It must have been in your head for
you to say that.

I am trying to tell
you that I have been

in the situation where I have been
fucked over by my mate taking a guy
I'm with.

I did not want it to happen again.
Can you listen to me?

I am trying to say sorry. This is
hard.

You can knock me down, it is fine.

But I feel like you do not believe
what I am saying. I fancy you, I
like you.

And I have fucked it.

That was good. Don't try and kiss
any boys while I'm gone. Shut up.

I was just winding you up.

I just read Laura's Trip Advisor
review of the starter.

'Three stars. Soup, fine. But
he wouldn't accept my apology.'

Now for the mains.

To be fair, mate, I feel like I have
excelled with this.

We have carried this.

I feel like I have hurt him. I
did not expect this.

Say you've been really hurt. I have.

He's making me graft.

I can explain myself to the end of
this meal, but it is up to him.

Pretty much what she said was
everything she said last night was
not true.

Mind blown.

So hang on a minute, you want me to
start second guessing everything you
say?

I love it when a guy respects
himself. That is what he is doing.

Just keep going.

Grab the end bits.

Lady And The Tramp special.

Three-way. (LAUGHTER)

Why is it funny that I am serving
you a main meal?

It looks nice.

You get a kiss with it as well.

(ITALIAN ACCENT) Some Parmesan.
There you go.

Wesley, this is perfect.

Hello, you. I am scared.

Why? Because you have got
to eat this spag bol?

This is my first-ever dinner date.

Really? I find that weird.

It is because I am so awkward.
Spaghetti Bolognese!

Mm!

I would take you out for dinner.

What do you think your family will
think of me?

They'll rate you. My dad is pretty
northern.

Common ground!
I feel like you are very similar.

Very competitive.

My family would think the same of
you. Even with all the stripping
thing.

It was your profession at the time.

They will not judge you on that.

You have done what you have needed
to do.

You are a nice girl. They'll be
like, she's done well.

You're good at everything.

What do you think they are
going to do? Do a checklist.

Can you do 25 kickups?

I have been with boys from grammar
school and their mums look down on
you.

My family are sweet. They will love
you. They will be happy
because I am happy.

100%.

Why are you getting like that? I
don't like to talk about shit like
this.

It is nice to talk about.

Come here.

Tits in the Bolognese, yeah?

Oopsy! It is what it is.

I am trying so hard
to lay my cards on the table.

It is difficult for me. I feel like
I cut it short too soon.

I do have feelings for you. I am
just being honest.

I feel like you kind of made your
bed. I believed you last night.

If I was to say to you now that I
did not care about you, I would be
lying.

But am I thinking that this is going
to last long? I don't think so.

You are making this very
difficult. I am telling you I am
sorry and I am taking it back.

But everything you said last
night, I agreed with.

I can say, let's try again.

If I was to do that, I would be
stepping two steps back.

Well, I am sorry I fucked it up.

I am just all or nothing, basically.

So you are saying now you are all.
I like you.

Um... It is just like...

I just don't think it would work.

That is fine. I just had to say.

I don't know what else to say. I
wish it was different.

It's fucked.

Everything that she said last night,
she has taken back.

I really prepared myself to just
take back what I said last night,

because I felt like I made the wrong
decision.

He does not think it is right. He
still believes me last night.

So, there is nothing more I
can do, really.

Oh, my God.

It is time for you to vote for your
favourite islanders.

You can vote
for one girl and one boy.

Those with the fewest votes risk
being dumped from the island.

Is your favourite girl:

Is your favourite boy:

Remember, you are voting for your
favourite girl and boy.

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