Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 27 - Episode #4.27 - full transcript

'Previously on Love Island...'

# I can't get no satisfaction...

My head has been turned.

I'm putting all my Megs in one
basket. (LAUGHS)

I do think I took Josh for granted
a bit and I do really like him.

I still don't think anybody is as
fit as Meg.

Megan is the epitome of sexiness.

# ..I can't get no satisfaction #

'Tonight... two villas in turmoil.'

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

It's like I'm not allowed to be
happy. It's bullshit, girls.



It's bullshit.

I just knew it was too good to be
true.

'My nan is watching her first ever
Love Island tonight,

so I need to explain it to her.

Nan, these boys and girls were
courting, but we split them up.

The boys went to Casa Amor, then six
nice ladies arrived.

Including Jack's old flame.'
Oh, my God.

'And then six gentlemen went

into the original villa to test
the girls honour.

Don't worry, Nan, our girls remained
true to their sweethearts.'

I came in here to meet somebody
who I dead fancy.

Josh is that person for me
right now.

'Well, nearly all of them.'

How are you feeling?



If I connect with anyone, it would
be you or Alex. Yeah.

'Oh, God. Maybe this wasn't such a
good idea. Nan, turn the telly off!
Now!'

# ARIANA GRANDE: Dangerous Woman

(LAUGHS) Don't tell anybody about
that.

He just grabbed me and kissed me.

I was like... (GIGGLES). It was
a nice kiss, he's a good kisser.

I knew, when he walked in, he was my
type and he was really attractive,

but I didn't know whether he was
a bit too full of himself.

But I like it.

He walked through the bedroom and
then he just kissed me.

Like a full on...?

A full on snog. Was he a good
kisser? Yeah, he's a good kisser.

He knows how to...

Imagine if he was a shit kisser.

Meg. Isn't she so happy?

I know. It's the happiest I've been
in here. I'm not going to lie.

It's so much more fun.

This is how I wanted it to be.

I'm actually really happy for you.
I said to him, don't tell everyone.

Because I think it's harsh on Dean.

Was he laying it on?

He was trying in his own way. But
I feel like he is a mix of Eyal's

good looks and Dr Alex's
awkwardness.

I think, I don't need... I need
someone I click with.

I can't do it out of sympathy.

I think Alex would look after you.

He looks like a big bear. Not in
that way. Like a proper man.

Do you feel anything for Wes
any more?

Yes, he's a lovely person
and he's attractive.

If this didn't happen, I would
probably get to know Wes more.

But... I like Alex as well. He is
everything I would go for.

You know when you just know. He's
a proper man. That is my type.

I try not to think about
what Wes is up to.

And what he will think about
the kiss with Alex.

I am sure he is chatting to girls

and getting to know other girls as
well, so... I hope that he is.

Can you imagine if he walked back
without a girl? I'd be like...

sorry.

'Don't worry about our Wes, Megan.

Him and the lads, a luxury villa,

six beautiful single girls, he is
living the dream, right, Wes?

Wes?' Do you feel that there is
a connection

with them as strong as with Meg? No.

Not in terms of what I've got with
Meg. It doesn't compare?

No.

I thought I would be in my element
here. I was gassed. Loads of girls.

Lads' holiday. Got here...

It's just not the same. It is just
not the same gravy.

Just different gravy altogether.

I really miss Dani.
I want to see her.

I don't know what is going on in
that villa.

I'm sleeping outside, I've got an ex
girlfriend in here.

What on earth is happening?

I'm dying to get back and see Dani.

I'm sure Wes is feeling the same
about Meg.

It was so exciting for him
at the start

and they had a brilliant few days
together.

Jack, if Sam got with Ellie, would
you feel anything weird at all?

Not even a little bit. That's good.

What you have with Samira, if you do
not feel that that is going to be

an upward trajectory, regardless of
what is going on here, you have to

go for it. You can't kid yourself.

Was there a spark with her? There is
something there.

Yeah.

Ellie walks around and she is fit.

When she walks past me, I am like,
"Yeah, that is a bit of me."

'So, Birdman fancies new girl Ellie,
who is Jack's old girl.

Meanwhile, former new girl Ellie is
cracking on with new boy Charlie.

Not old new boy Charlie, he got
dumped weeks ago. Got it? Good.'

This morning you were like,
"Morning, Ellie!"

I was like, "Morning!" It was cute.

Morning, Elle.

You called me Elle, I like that.

Because everybody at home, I never
get Ellie.

I only get Ellie when I'm in trouble
with my mum and dad.

"Ellie Brown, get here now!"

Really? Is that your name, Ellie
Brown? Yeah, what's your surname?

That rolls off the tongue.
It's quite nice. Brake. Brake?

Do you have a middle name?
Charles Laurence Brake.

You are so posh, aren't you? I'm not
posh. My old man is posh.

I do fancy Charlie,
I wasn't sure at first.

Getting to know him, I fancy him
now. I don't want to kiss him yet.

Everybody just keeps kissing me and
I can't deal with it.

They kiss me and then are just gone.

I love my own company,
that sounds really bad.

I can be quite happy, obviously,
I'm quite chilled out.

I am really bad by myself.
I hate being by myself.

You need a boyfriend then. Yeah.

We're a cute couple. We're not
a couple yet.

A cute... Could be.

Could be a cute couple.

'I just need to send a quick text...

"Dear next-door neighbour, please
feed my goldfish, Sebastian.

Meant to tell you five weeks ago.
Hang in there, Seb!"

Oh, and I have got one for Jack too.'

(TEXT ALERT) I've got a text,
everyone!

Text!
Here we go!

We have got to win it again!

Hands in.

3, 2, 1...
(ALL CHEER)

Big up all the new sexy ladies.

I don't know what is coming, but it
is going to be double cheeky.

If a cheeky challenge is involved,
I'm involved.

'The villa and
Casa Amor are about

to receive a text, describing an epic
big budget physical challenge.'

"Islanders, one boy must suck some
drink out of a girls bellybutton."

"One boy must suck some drink
out of a girls bellybutton."

Go!

'The team that completes the
challenge first wins a point.

The team that comes second...
doesn't.'

That was quick, and the other girls
would not have been as quick.

They would be dead insecure.

"The oldest boy must snog the girl
he fancies the most. Go!"

Alex! Alex! Yes!
(ALL CHEER)

That was quick.

Obviously, the question was for me
to kiss who I fancy the most and I
think she enjoyed it.

Go, go, go!

Yes, boys!

Straight to Megs. Straight to Megs.

I didn't move, I just stood there.
Like, "Pick me!" Joking.

A challenge like that, I was tense.
I felt sick.

They are also doing that challenge.
What is going on?

"Two islanders must top and tail in
the bedroom and suck each other's
toes."

Go, go, go!

Suck each other's toes!

Yes!

That felt really nice.

I couldn't bring myself to put his
whole toe in my mouth.

So I just took the top of it.

Suck each other's toes!

Suck his toes!

"One girl must plant 20 lipstick
kisses on a boy!" Lipstick!

Lipstick!

Done!

My technique was to smash it.

Smashed it.

"The shortest boy must snog
the shortest girl, go!"

Ellie!

Yes! Am I the shortest? You are.

When they said the shortest girl,
I'm thinking Dani.

She's only little. I couldn't work
out if George or Ellie were shorter.

I was thinking, "Fuck's sake, that's
all I need."

The shortest boy must snog the
shortest girl, go. Georgia. No.

I obviously know Josh is small.
Great.

"All islanders must get into
a sex position

with someone of the opposite sex.
Go."

Kaz made a beeline for me. Spun me
around, put me on the floor,
said 69.

So, I got her bum in my face. For
the game, I enjoyed it.

So, no complaints.
I have been in worse places.

Doggy fashion! Doggy fashion!

'Nan, if you're still watching.
I'm so very sorry.'

"All islanders must get
into a sex position!"

I was like, "Woah. Calm down."
It was so embarrassing.

But it was a laugh. It was fun.

"The girl and boy whose names start
with the same letter must snog for
five seconds. Go!"

S and S! Go!

Yes!
(ALL CHEER)

That was great.

Georgia. G. G. G.

Dani and Dean.

Do it, Dan. Just do it.

I don't want to fucking do that.
Was it snog or kiss?

Snog. Proper snog, man. I'm not
doing that, I'm sorry guys.

As soon as it came up, I was like,
"That's me."

And... Jack is my boyfriend.
That is cheating. I can't do that.

'I really want to kiss you right now.
Dean does the deed.'

What I saw then was brutal.

'Two villas locked in mortal combat.
In a winner takes all battle for the

ultimate prize... A party with drinks
and nibbles and there will be

a spark on the end
of the bottle.'

"Islanders, the tallest boy must get
into his favourite sex position with
the girl of his choice. Go!"

That was a strong lift.
Very good.

Obviously, there are worse things

that could have happened to me than
being thrown around by Adam.

So, yeah... it was fun.

That was a full-on slamdunk.

It is what it is.
I knew what I was doing.

"Islanders, the tallest boy must get
into his favourite sex position with
the girl of his choice. Go!"

Yes! Jack just grabbed me.

Apparently I elegantly swung my legs

around like a ballerina with my toes
pointing.

It was so pretty.

He is so big and I'm, like, uhh...

I don't even know what just
happened. That was my favourite,
I'm not going to lie.

"The girl and the boy with the
smallest feet must snog for five
seconds. Go!"

I'm a nine. You're an eight!

Go! Keep going! Five seconds, that
was it. Was that five seconds?

Well done.

Go, Go, go!

(SCREAMS) You are a three!

I'm five! What am I doing?
Oh, my God.

Fuck's sake!

It doesn't change anything.
You didn't even snog.

Can I be honest? He's going to know
I have got the smallest feet.

He's gonna be like, "Oh, my god.
She'd kissed someone."

"You must all bomb in the pool! Go!"

Shit, shit, shit.

"You must all bomb in
the pool! Go!"

'Drama, conflict and thrills and
spills galore!

This year's World Cup has been
a belter,

but which villa won the daft
challenge? Let's find out.'

(TEXT ALERT)

OK. "Islanders, you have won!"

(ALL CHEER)

"Bad luck, you have lost.
The villa has received the party.

#NotSoRaunchyAfterAll
#MakeYourOwnFun"

Ohhhhh. Fuck them all!

I don't like losing, but that
challenge was a lot of fun.

I was smooching left, right and
bloody centre. I had a great time.

I'm devastated. We really just lost
twice in a row.

We will have our own party, guys.

'Georgia's conscience should be
clearer than her freshly licked

bellybutton, but she is worrying
about that challenge.'

Are you all right? Obviously I'm not
OK, am I?

I know he has been kissing girls and
he knows I have been kissing boys.

You know what it is like with you
and Josh.

Look what you are like before in the
games. With the snog, marry and pie.

You will have a laugh with it.
You'll move on from it.

We weren't together. Exactly, you
aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet.

If you are properly together, he
would have every single right.

But he ain't got the right right
now. You can talk about it.

You can be honest with each other.

You never know, you might become
a proper relationship.

I have said to Georgia, they aren't
boyfriend and girlfriend.

They haven't had that conversation
where they say they just want each
other.

I don't think she has anything to
worry about.

Georgia, you and Josh will pull
through it all.

You and Josh have been the same
since you have got here.

Having a laugh with each other.

You both clearly have deep, deep
feelings for each other now.

You don't want a stronger connection
with anyone else and I doubt Josh
has got that either.

I promise you, George.

Josh is not going to give up on you
because of that.

As soon as I kissed him, I felt
awful. That's what I mean.

I have always played these games
with Josh.

Always wanted to tease him
if a new boy comes in.

Make him jealous,
keep him on his toes.

Whereas, now... I don't really want
to play them games any more.

'Georgia, there are two types of men.
The type that like been kept on their
toes and the type that like

having their toes sucked
by make-up artists.

See if you can work out which type
Josh is.'

Did my toe taste nice?

Of all the toes I've tasted in
my life, probably the best toe.

Gourmet toe. If there was a Michelin
star for toes, it is up there.

You were sucking it for a good
while.

They were like, "Josh, the challenge
is over! You can stop."

There wasn't as much vigour,
I'm not going to lie to you.

You had a little tip. I was like,
"Give me the whole big toe."

I didn't even go for the little one.
Give me all you got.

Give me everything. Definitely, it
is confusing times for Joshy boy.

Very confusing times.

On one hand, you have got Georgia
back at the main villa.

But then you have got Kaz
in this villa.

We have been talking and getting
the good vibes going.

So, yeah... my head is officially
all over the shop.

'The villa is getting ready for the
party and in a sentence I never
thought I would say,

Alex is celebrating
snogging the face off Megan.'

In here? (LAUGHS)

So, girls, that challenge was jokes.

Fucking epic. Funny, wasn't it?
Thank God we won.

It's weird to think they did the
same challenge. It is weird.
That's what creeps me out.

How you feeling about tonight?
Buzzing.

Even though we haven't got
the party,

we are still going to have a party
of our own, we will still have
a good time.

You have been getting pretty cosy
with the J man.

I'm really comfortable around him.
You look like a beautiful couple.

You are going to have beautiful
babies.

I didn't know Josh was there.

Cheers!

'It is your classic Love Island
party.

Classic wine glasses, classic poses
and, of course, some line dancing.'

(ALL CHEER)

'All under the 17th full moon
of this month.

Now, car salesman Dean has got
a lovely little model that would suit
Megan down to the ground.

Good runner, low mileage, slightly
dodgy beard.'

Obviously, I'm in a position
where I think it is time

for me to step up a little bit.

I want to fight for what I want,
which is you, at the end of the day.

So, I'm here now, just saying to
you... What are you thinking at the

minute? I said from the beginning
that you and Alex were my type. OK.

Still fancy you both massively,
you're an attractive guy, I can't
lie.

But it is hard. I feel like I get on
with Alex and it's just, like, easy.

I spoke to him more. He has been
there more. It's difficult.

But, like, right now,
although we have had

a couple of chats, it's more based
on, like, looks. You are gorgeous.

I wish we had more time. Let's do it
then. Let's have more time.

You are my type. You are really
sweet.

I want to kiss you right now.

Do it, then.

Let's do it.

What? I enjoyed that. Yeah, it was
good. I ain't losing to that guy.

Let's have a good night, then.

Let's do it.

I kissed him and you know when you
just know? The kiss was not good.

His beard was really scratchy
and I was just like ohh...

What are you doing, Meg?

Shall we kiss again? In front of
everyone? Go on.

(SCREAMS) Shit.

What just happened? What I saw then
was brutal.

After the chats that I had with Megs
and the way she said that she felt,

to then kiss another geezer in front
of me. I was like, "Woah."

Meg, come on. What am I going to
do? You have got to do what's right.

Who do you like more? Alex. Is Alex
the one you want? Yes.

Hundred percent. Then go up to Alex
and say sorry. What's Dean going to
say?

Listen, grab Alex and say, "He's
really shy and I felt really bad."

OK? It's fine, babe.

I just fuck shit up worse.

You can sort it out.

If he was like a cocky little shit,
I wouldn't have cared.

I would be like, "You know what?
I like Alex."

But the fact that he is so adorable

and is such a nice person...
Why am I like this?

Poor Dean.

'Kiss-tery in the making.'

'In Casa Amor, our newbie girls
survival is at stake and suddenly our

boys are looking surprisingly
attractive.

So strap yourself in for
a masterclass

in the high stakes art of Graftology,
starting with Kaz.'

Basically, I wanted to come and have
a chat with you.

Today was a nice day. Usually,
I know my head is at.

I woke up this morning and I was
like... Fuck.

We didn't even chat yesterday.
We just got on.

It wasn't a graft chat.

When you came out in the white
outfit, I was like... OK.

My head was spinning. Really?
Thank you.

You know I think you're really
beautiful and hot yourself.

Is that right? This is trouble.

Do you feel like you're being true
to yourself?

With me and you? Or do you feel that
with you and Georgia?

This has surprised me,

I didn't think I would be open to
it, but after about two hours

I was like, I'm far more open to
this.

You are my top number one. OK.

Being very honest right now.

There is an attraction from my side.
I was thinking, oh, my gosh.

She has come in
and blow my socks off.

It is not something I expected to
happen.

With that, I have rode the waves,
maybe I have rode it too far.

I am at a crossroads.
It is a tough decision.

'Darylle's heard that Adam can be
hypnotised by shiny objects,

so she's unpeeled a glitterball
and worn it. Adam, look deep

into the sparkly dress.'

Do you think that if you still had
Zara in the villa, how would you
have behaved?

Looking at you, it would have been
a very hard decision.

I haven't got a bad word to say
about Zara.

I feel more comfortable with you
straight away than anyone else.

He has got a bit of a reputation.

I feel like I should be a bit wary.

I feel quite happy.

Are you excited to get in bed?
A little bit.

Are you quite affectionate?

I've got a lot of love and affection
to give.

She has come in here. I'm going to
make the effort to give something
back.

It has been supernatural.
It has flowed.

The way our chat is. We get on well.

'Any doctor will tell you that
grafting is a serious operation,

requiring skill, dexterity and a
desperate desire to win fifty grand.

But Charlie's up for the challenge.
It was a fun day today.

Would have been nice to be a bit
longer. A little bit. Nice, though.

Today has been crazy.
How do you feel?

It has been a day and a half.
It is early days.

Coming in, I have had the most time
with you.

I just want to take each day
as it comes.

I don't want to rush things. I know
you've had a difficult time.

I don't want to ever make you feel
like shit.

You don't deserve to, you are
so decent. We get on well.

I just have fun with you.

I have got a certain sense of
humour. You get it.

I think you are a very attractive
girl. And hot. So are you.

I've had a great few days with
Charlie. We get on very well.

We need to let our walls down and
let things develop.

Let's see what happens. I don't want
a repeat of the Ellie situation.

I'm gonna be really honest.

He has been hurt a few times.

We have agreed to be upfront and
honest. We are on good terms.

'Ellie is so desperate to hop into
bed with Sam, she's even debating
a threesome.'

There's a beetle on there! There's
loads! It's like A Bug's Life!

She ticks a lot of boxes for me.

She doesn't want to take life too
seriously.

Kick it.

Is it out? Is it in my shoe?

I can't be dealing with this.

How did Jack sleep out here? They
should have nets. We are swinging.

I find you so funny. Do you?

I couldn't speak to someone who
didn't make me laugh.

I would get bored. It is good
we have got that vibe.

Fun is the best way to start
a relationship.

You want to be like best friends.
You have got to have that.

I want to be best friends with
my girlfriend. I'm very needy.

I can be quite needy.

Have I got to make you cups of tea?
That would be nice.

I have seen things in you
that I have not seen

in another couple I have been in.

Have you? I'm excited
to get to know you.

It would be good.

'Back at the villa, the newbie boys
are also giving it the full graft

and the air is thick with the smell
of ambition,

determination and Lynx Africa.

And Jack's laying it on thick with
Laura, the compliments,

not Lynx Africa, he's not mad.'

You are so cute. Why are you
so cute? I'm not.

Your eyes are so blue.
These are my eyelashes.

When you're talking, I am looking...

I am quite intense
when I look at you.

Sometimes I'm trying to read you,

but your eyes are so beautiful.

Again, look.
I'm just listening to you.

Why you so... can't take
compliments?

When you talk about yourself
you look down.

No, I don't. You are very
attractive. Very attractive.

You have got a wise head
on your head.

A wise brain in your head.

Head on my shoulders.

I do think Jack has shocked me.
He has got layers.

I am just excited to...

peel back the layers.

He makes me feel special.
That is all every girl wants.

(LAUGHS) OK, that's enough.
I feel like I'm in school.

'On his first day, Frankie told
Samira that he fancied Megan.

And in response to your query,
Frankie, no, we can't delete the
tapes.

You'd better get grafting, pal.'

Obviously, and coupled up with Sam.

I am attracted to you.
I get along with you more.

Frankie is cute. He is definitely
very attractive. Good personality.

Very nice. Reserved, but I like it.
It's weird for me.

I came in here thinking...
Megan.

I said to Samira on day one, Megan
is the hottest.

As you get to know people,
your opinions change.

We have the best chat.

I couldn't sit up here with any

of the other girls and be this
comfortable.

I like to take things day by day.

I'm not gonna be intense.

What are you thinking?
Yeah.

I was like... is he going to kiss
me? We haven't kissed yet.

I think we are going to kiss
tonight in bed.

'Charlie's actually from a very rich
family. It's where he got his

manners, his accent,

and the ability to throw a cricket
sweater over his shoulders.

Graft on, Charles.'

I have had a nice day.

Tell me why.

I just think...

obviously, you have been here
a couple of days now.

There is nobody else that has made
as much effort as you.

OK. And that hasn't gone unnoticed
or unappreciated.

It's nice. Buzzing.

We are good, yes?

Yeah, I think we could be better.
After two days?

What could be better?

Having a kiss. That's what could be
better. Hundred percent.

'Earlier, Dean persuaded Megan to let
him take her for a test drive.

But after a quick spin round the
block, she's decided to go for
a different model.'

So, this is pretty awkward.
I'm not going to lie.

Say how you feel. As long as you're
honest, I'm all right.

Basically...

I'm scared. Basically, you are
really attractive.

I do really like you.
But you like Alex.

Yeah. The kiss just confirmed it.

Is absolutely fine.
I didn't want to upset you.

I rate you massively as a person.

I'm sorry. It's OK.

Could you sense it when we kissed?
A little bit.

I put you on the spot a bit.
At the end of the day,

I have come in here...
I rate your ballsiness.

I'm a nice guy. You've made your
decision. Hope it goes well for you.

No hard feelings?
There's no hard feelings.

Let's have a nice night tonight.
Yeah.

I know my worth.
I'm sure I'm a good catch.

Take it on the chin.

See what's next. There will be
someone else out there.

'Megan's finally settled on Alex.
Well, for tonight at least.

And she's gone to explain herself
to him.'

I just wanted to see where your head
is that. It was a bit muggy of me to
kiss Dean in front of you.

It was like taking a punch.
Proper put me back in my chair.

Don't make me feel bad. I thought
you had properly done me.

I was worried about your motives.
You actually want to find someone?

100%.

I didn't think I would get on with
you as much as I do.

I'm here to take someone out of
here.

If Wes walks in without a girl, I'm
going to look like a dickhead.

Who do you get on better with? You.

By some miracle, you like me, as
well.

Our personalities get on better than
anyone else's.

That is lucky.

We are both good guys.

Me and Meg just clicked better.
I was always quietly confident.

'There's grafters to the left of him,
grafters to the right,

but Jack's only got one thing
on his mind.

Dani Dyer. Not the EastEnders actor.
The other one.'

I keep picturing her face. I want
to see it. I really do. Fuck, mate.

I actually love her, mate.

I'm not lying to you.
I love Dani Dyer.

Kissing you first. The swings.

Two guys liking one girl is always
going to leave one guy.

I like Alex. I kissed Dean.
There was no chemistry.

The kiss was awkward.
That really confirmed it.

I don't want to knock his confidence
any more.

As soon as them lights are off...

# Loving everywhere

# So give me the night,
just give me the night #

Dire news for Dani.

It always happens to me!

'It's a new day in paradise...

Wow, Megan's still with Alex,
he must be a keeper.

And, true to their word,

Georgia and Dani have slept
on their own.'

Come here, my baby.

'Georgia, you can trust Dani.
And she says trust Josh.

But you can't trust Josh.

So maybe don't trust Dani when she
says to trust Josh.

So, maybe trust... Josh?

Ugh, my head hurts...'

You got a cuddle.

I have no idea what's going on.

She's like, "I do like you."
But she's keeping her cards close.

It is the opposite to the Ellie
situation.

She's doing all the things

that show it's good... but doesn't
want to say it's good.

We are getting on well.

It is very organic. She's quite
similar to me.

A bit of a slow-burner.

I hope she can relax and see that
we need to enjoy it

and let things develop naturally.

Let her barriers down a little bit.

'Back at the villa for Samira,
the future's so bright,

she's got to wear a lovely smile.
And sunglasses.'

What about you?
We just got into bed.

And, like, spoke for... we didn't
even speak.

I don't know what happened.
I'm confused.

One word and he went for it. Good on
him. It was proper kissing for ages.

I'm excited for you, because you
didn't have that with Sam.

I did not.

She is wearing his glasses and his
bracelet. That is marriage.

We got into bed and then he was
like, "Have you had a nice day?"

And then we had a kiss and stuff.

I rolled over to go to sleep

and he tapped us and he was like,
just one more.

Oh, my God. Then we went to sleep.

Short and sweet, but it was cute.

We are in a cute and sweet stage.

It is nice to have someone
that I fancy.

I find him attractive every day.

So... Finally.

He is 1,000 times more good-looking
now than when I first met him.

He's a very good-looking person.

He is very complimentary of the
women. I like him. Go on, Meg.

Finally, it's like, the whole
package.

He was playing with my hair.
He's a proper man.

I'm hoping it's third time lucky.

Obviously, things didn't work out
with Eyal and Wes.

He gets me. I can relax. We are on
the same page. It's really nice.

'It seems unfair that you lot get to
see Love Island every night and

these guys don't even have a telly,
so I thought

it would be a nice treat to let
the girls watch the show. Enjoy!'

(TEXT ALERT)

I got a text! What?
Read it out.

What?

I was happy with her but if I could
be happier

with someone else, then I may as
well try and see.

I really want to see. Guys, stop
talking! Who's that? Wes.

You can sleep in my bed if you want
to, any of you girls.

What did I tell you?
It's going to be over.

She is an ex for a reason.

It's bullshit!
It always happens to me.

As soon as I'm happy, something
happens to me.

It's like I'm not allowed to be
happy. It's bullshit, girls.

He looked so shocked in the video.
Like, oh, my God.

All right, mate, want to say it
one more time?

She is there, so what?
I don't even want to see him.

Imagine... a girl he has recently
been seeing.

He clearly had feelings for her.
Now she's in here!

I knew it was too good to be true.

'Someone gets the message.'

She looks like me as well!
That has pissed me off.

And the most dramatic recoupling
so far.

You must decide if you want to
remain with your partner

or re-couple with a new girl.

I did like... I do like Georgia.

I'm getting proper paranoid.

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