Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 17 - Episode 15 - full transcript

Previously on Love Island...

Relationships were in ruins.

Infuriation is brewing if you put
her feelings before mine right now.

Things with me and Rosie are done.

I didn't think you would
do that to me.

Enjoy the next bombshell that comes
in because this one is done.

Tonight...

You are so patronising.

There's heartbreak...

I don't want to sleep with him
tonight.

I don't want to be around him.



I don't know if we can
communicate properly.

I think at the minute,
me and you can't speak.

He made me feel like
I'm no-one to him.

And one boy goes for broke.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Rosie's just given Adam
a piece of her mind.

Go and enjoy the next bombshell that
comes in because this one is done.

You have to feel for Rosie.

How could she possibly have known
what kind of a person Adam was

when he dropped Kendall like a stone
to couple up with her.

I'm going to talk to Adam.

# I ain't ever going to change
these battle #

Are you all right? Yawn.

I don't think you have done
anything wrong.



I didn't even get a word in.
I couldn't even say anything.

It is not even worth trying
when someone is like that.

Just get it out of your system,
lass, and crack on.

Honest to God, I have never seen
a face like it.

What was he like? He was like...

Did he say sorry at all?

He didn't say sorry?

We all saw how he treated Kendall,

and then we all thought he had
changed with you

because he did promise you a lot.

She was just saying that I had
led her on.

I never put any pressure on her.
At the end of the day,

she has made my decision
very, very easy

because of the way she has acted.

The way she has acted
has pushed you away.

She totally made the decision
for us.

The whole situation is a blessing
in disguise.

Now it gives me an open playing
field to get into Zara a little bit.

If Zara approached it in a different
way, we could have been friends.

If she talks now she's 48 hours
too late.

She was 48 hours too-bloody-late.

We do all live together, we need to
get along, whatever happens.

I don't need a friend
that is not a friend.

I don't think she thinks she
has done anything is wrong

as you think she has but clearly
because she does not know

the kind of stuff
he has been saying to you.

I actually think
she does not have a clue.

Regardless, if you know somebody has
done something wrong, speak to them.

When I was here, I picked Josh.

How do you feel about that now?

About...? Wes I mean,
do you still fancy him?

I think, no. I think my focus
is on Alex now.

Especially after this morning.

Maybe you and Zara
should have a conversation.

I know you have said
you don't want to speak to her.

I think the best thing to do
is to speak to her.

I think it will be good to speak
to her. It will clear your head.

I'm not never ever going to be her
friend. Ever.

Try not to worry too much.
I feel bad.

I feel like everybody is just being
so cold. Come on.

I'm going over. Come on.

I just thought maybe Zara,
I should explain to Zara

why it has come across the way
it has,

and why I have been so upset today.
Why I have not been myself.

Don't feel threatened or upset,
she is just upset about Adam.

It will be fine.
We will leave you guys alone.

Is that OK? You'll be fine.

Why is she walking like that?

Come here.

Don't start hugging now.

I don't think you know half.

What do you mean? About me and Adam.

Tell me. Obviously,
we spent 24 hours a day together

for the last ten days, and spoken
about us as a couple.

We have done stuff in bed together,
that is how close we have got. Yeah.

When you came in, obviously you went
on a date and I was OK with that,

but today you have both handled it
really wrongly.

Really?
You have not spoken to me at all,

and I thought if she is just coming
in here to take Adam,

she should have just said.

I don't think you realise
that I have feelings for this boy.

You could have
approached me differently.

I am not a nasty person in any way
especially when it comes to girls.

If you are there for him,
come and talk to me.

I wouldn't bite your head off.

The thing is, I did not know that.
I don't know you.

You've got to give me a chance,
and I have to give you a chance.

You are the fourth girl in two weeks
that he has tried to crack on with.

This is not a coincidence,
it is a pattern.

I'm the second girl,

Megan was the third,
you're the fourth.

Be careful.

I made the choice to go with Adam
and I have learnt my lesson.

I cannot stop another girl
from doing the same.

I've warned her,
I said to be careful.

That is all I can advise.

Good news. It looks like Adam and
Zara could be an item.

Or, if you are watching on catch up,
bad news, Adam has sacked off Zara.

Laura is worried about the impact
they are having on the villa.

These two have caused such a drama.

Megan did not cause the drama.

Rosie can't see it from the
same perspective Kendall did?

I think the boys are just agreeing
with the boys

and the girls are agreeing with the
girls. I don't want to fight.

This is not my fault.
It is not my fight.

We're not arguing with you,
we are just trying to discuss it.

It is just two different things.

Rosie has her thing with Adam.

The girls need to make friends and
make effort with the girls

but they also need to pursue
who they want to be with.

So it is very difficult,
very difficult.

I said that. I asked her how she
felt about you

because in my opinion... Tonight?

Yeah, just now. Fair enough.

I am not... It doesn't make me
comfortable

seeing somebody flirt with you
all day. She hasn't flirted with me.

In my opinion, yes.

I mean, please don't start arguing
with me. I'm not.

Josh, you don't need to go.

It is really not like that,
we're not going to have an argument.

I just wanted to know if she still
fancied you or what she felt.

So... Can you look at me?

I'm doing this for us. I'm listening
to what you are saying.

I had to ask her
because I felt like that.

I just don't think she has been
flirty.

I know. You have told me
and I believe you.

You don't fancy her,
I have taken your word for that.

You told me you want to be with me.
I am happy as Larry

but all I am saying is if I know
that that girl,

or I think that girl has feelings
for you,

it is more difficult to live with
and see,

and I just want to be
on the same page,

so I just asked her if she still
fancied you

or how she was feeling.

I am allowed to do that, right?
That is my problem to handle

and I don't think you need
to stop somebody from doing that.

You don't need to fight
my battles for me.

I can't win with you.

If somebody is trying to crack on
with me you should trust me.

I do.

You have to remember that we are not
in a relationship

so you can't just go... OK.

He is having a go at me for not
dealing with myself

in the right way. Are you serious?
Grow up.

It is baffling.

Like Rosie said, Adam has already
cracked onto three girls

since he has been here, and now he
is ready to strike again.

Adam, may the fourth be with you.

What was that conversation?
It was OK.

Yeah, it was fine,
we cleared everything.

I just think it is a blessing
in disguise.

Really? Yes, because I would not
want to be with her

after I saw that. It is not just
because it is you

and I do fancy you from first
seeing you and we had a good date,

but that is what changed at all.

It is all down to you really,
because you know where I am at,

I have told you straightaway.

Obviously, I don't know what Rosie
said will influence

what you think of me.

She said this is the fourth girl in
two weeks you have chatted up.

Yeah. So...

It is a question of whether you met
another girl who was more your type,

would you go for her over me?

You're my type.
I want to see what happens.

Earlier, Wes and Laura had a bit
of a ding dong. If you missed it,

don't panic, they are about to have
another one by the pool.

You have nothing to worry about.

If you trusted our relationship
and you trusted us

you wouldn't go out of your way to
ask her that question.

Do you know what I mean? (LAUGHS)

Do you know what I mean? Erm...

I can't be bothered.

It's nice to know where your head is
at as well.

I just said where mine is.
Is it in the same place?

I don't think the same as you
at all.

I would tell you honestly if she was
flirting with me.

I think you need to realise that
we are not boyfriend and girlfriend

and I am not trying
to say I am trying to jump ship,

I am not actively looking
for other people,

but you can't be really protective.

I am not protecting you,
I am protecting myself.

There is a difference.
OK, that is fair enough.

I just think Wes is an idiot.

He is just... like shocked me
beyond belief.

Hello? What? I don't have anything
to say.

You OK? Yes. I don't have anything
to say.

That's fine. Please stop looking at
me like I am a freak.

How have I looked at you like you
are a freak?

I have just literally looked at you
like I normally do.

Hello?

She is not hearing
what I have to say.

She is hearing but she
is not listening.

The way she has handled herself
in this puts me off.

Being confrontational puts me off.
Not trusting me puts me off.

This is just too much.

Do you want me to talk to you?

Wes, stop talking.
I don't want to be here.

Be smart.
Do you know what I mean?

Oh, my God.

I get upset when I see Laura upset.

I wanna comfort her,

but I'm won't chase her around when
I have done nothing wrong

and act like the guilty party and
say sorry for something I've not
done.

I fucking hate this place.

I am literally so pissed off that
I have had to sit and listen

to a boy that I care about
tell me off

for sticking up for our
relationship.

If you don't want to be sticking up
for our relationship,

be with someone else.

Give me a cuddle.

You know what it is like.
Just breathe.

Still to come...

Hello. Hello. Wow.

Rosie gets raunchy.

Wes still can't understand
why Laura thought

he was spending too much time
with Ellie,

so he's heading over to spend
some more time with Ellie

to see what she makes of it all.

I have literally just said,
all right, Laura, listen,

all I wanted to say was...
Cos she had a chat with you

just then, didn't she? She asked you
whether you fancy me or whatever.

I just said, so, yeah, fair enough,

you asked that question because you
are concerned.

Understandable. She said you've been
flirting with me all day.

I said, what flirty thing
have you done today?

Apparently I have been flirting
with you today? All day, apparently.

Really? Have you, though, really?
No.

I mean, I asked you
if you prefer dogs or cats

in a game of Would You Rather.
When else have I spoken to you?

Don't even, like, try and sit
on the fence with this one, Samira.

I don't know.
That's what happened today.

I have not, I have not flirted.
I'm not saying you have.

I'm saying
from Laura's perspective.

If you look like you're getting on,
even as friends,

it's a bit of a threat
to a girl, you know what I mean?

That's all it is. But it's on
a friendship level.

If I go to someone through the day
and speak to them,

that is not me saying I'm coming
over to try and form

a romantic relationship.

I haven't spoken to Laura
at all about it,

because she hasn't given me any
impression that there was a problem.

And it's really hard when you feel
like you have done everything right

and everything is going wrong and
you don't know how to put it right

because you don't feel like
there is anything wrong.

It's a really, really hard
and confusing situation to be in.

Other boys might fail you but at
least a girl can always rely on

the winner of the 2016 Biro Salesman
of the Year South-Eastern Region.

Don't mention 2017,
the guy was robbed.

Hasn't tonight been mental?
Yeah. I hate all that.

I know you do an' all. Yeah, I do.
I feel like everyone's sort of,

like, fraying. Do you know what
I mean?

Everyone's sort of panicking
and it's not...

It's not a good look, is it? I feel
like people ain't as strong

as they put out, you know what
I mean?

It only took two birds to walk in
and everyone behaved like that.

Yeah. I wanted to welcome
them girls in.

I take what Adam says. He said how
nice she is.

Adam, you know,
I've got my ums and ahs

but I will forgive him
because I always do.

He's our boy but he needs to be told
when he is acting like a div.

By you? Yeah.
Not by you because you won't.

I'll tell him.
I've got nothing to say to him.

You just go...

What I'll do, when I'm around
and I'll go,

"Nah, you're right, Dan.
You're doing all right."

Don't tell me that, Salmon Boy.

Me and Dani are happy as Larry. But
I think we don't really get involved

in any of the, like, sort of drama
stuff. Me and her are sweet, like.

I feel lucky.

Laura is wondering
if Wes and her have a future.

You want to find yourself
a nice pen salesman, love.

They never let you down.

Love you so much.
I love you as well.

OK, so, honestly, what the fuck has
happened tonight?

I'm just fed up.
He's acting like a fucking idiot.

He doesn't know, number one,
what love is.

Don't tell me two days ago
you're falling for me

then back off when a girl comes in

and then I've got to fucking
win your approval.

But I do think he is into you, 110%.

I know he is into me,
but actions speak louder than words.

If you are not acting,
it is not enough for me.

It's not enough. I understand.
No, it's not.

Like, I have done the right thing.

It's embarrassing.
He's so patronising.

He's got no fucking clue
about relationships,

love, what the fuck he's talking
about.

Don't fucking talk down to me.

He's talking down to you?
Of course. I felt so patronised.

I was sitting there like a kid while
he literally went in on me.

If I am honest with you, I have seen
a slight change of mood in him.

He has been, like, closed. He won't
want to be affectionate with me

even though two days ago you told me
you had fallen for me.

Like, fuck off. Yeah, I can
understand that. Fuck off.

We will just see how the tables
fucking turn when a guy comes in.

I don't want to sleep with him
tonight. I don't want to be
around him.

I am not going to lie to you,
cracks are starting to show

these past couple of days.
100%.

And you need to be happy because
again,

you are a woman and he is a boy.

Like, I am telling you now,
Wes will not want to leave you.

Wes is going to try his fucking
hardest tomorrow

and if he does not, bye, boy.
Do you know what I mean?

You don't want a little boy cos you
are a beautiful, independent woman.

You don't deserve it. I don't want
to lie in a bed with him

and constantly feel like he doesn't
want to hug me,

he is in a mood in the morning.

The two most mature people,
in terms of age,

are supposed to be Laura and Rosie,

who have been pranging
and fucking kicking off all day.

I have not flirted with you
once today and vice versa.

We have just fucking laughed
for 15 minutes a day.

I am the same,
we have done fucking nothing wrong.

The whole thing is just daft.
Honest.

Don't worry about it.

I don't know. She might be outside.

Maybe go and see her.

Laura. You OK? Staying out here?

Goodnight.

# You're on your own

# In a world you've grown

# Few more years to go

# Don't let the hurdle fall

# So be the girl you loved

# Be the girl you loved

# I'll wait

# So show me why you're strong

# Ignore everybody else

# We're alone now

# I'll wait

# So show me why you're strong #

It's morning, and just to be
on the safe side,

Andy the intern has been sent in

to remove any sharp objects
from the villa.

Morning, campers!

How was the couch?
Couch was all right.

Getting used to it, aren't you?
Got to, mate.

Adam spent the night on the sofa.
He actually enjoyed it.

Turns out sofas are 100% his type.

How was your sleep on the sofa?
It was all right. It was fine.

Not bad. Been there before.
Been there before.

I just thought it was
the best thing to do.

How are you feeling today about it?

Erm..fine, like,
I am done with it.

I am just done with it.

Obviously it is not nice
to see a girl cry,

whoever it is, about anything.

But I am not going to apologise

when someone has spoke to us
like that anyway.

It's been nine hours since
she fell out with Wes,

and I am sorry to report
that Laura has decided

the time has come to move on...

to the roof, to talk about Wes
with Rosie.

It's so shit sleeping on your own.
It's just, like, embarrassing.

I just don't know
where to go from here.

Like, I am really scared
and really confused.

I just don't see where we can go.

I don't know if we can
communicate properly.

That is awful, after everything.

How can everything change
so quickly?

I'm not gonna hold my breath
with Wes.

I need him to stand up, be a man,

take control of the situation
and just make it all better.

Because I feel like I did that
yesterday, so today, really,

my approach is just to try
and be chilled and have fun.

Be normal and speak to everyone.

But if Wes doesn't
make an effort with me,

then we are probably
not gonna go any further.

Rosie decided to get
Adam's attention

by dressing up
in a seriously sexy outfit.

Rosie, if you think men are
such simple beasts that...

Actually,
that is not a terrible idea.

You know if I was home and a boy had
really made me feel like Adam has,

I would just really take
some nice sexy photos

and just, like, post them.
You need to get a reaction somehow.

I think we should just dress up
and take the pictures in here.

Shall we do a photo shoot? Right in
front of him, just be all sassy.

Just posing, sticking your arse out.

We need to do something sexy and get
the attention back on us. Yeah.

Some of the girls sit out in the sun
all day or whatever...

Fire in the room. Hello.
Slightly extra.

When Megan and Rosie walked out,
I thought, they look hot.

I didn't really expect it. I was
just fuckin' washing the dishes

and wha-bam! There they are.

Oh, hello. Fucking hell. Wowee.

I am sure they was naked under them.
I weren't looking.

But I hope the wind don't blow

because you're gonna be left
standing there with nothing on.

Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go. Oh, my God.

I am the photographer.
Come on, camera lady.

We are doing a photo shoot
and I am the photographer.

It was, like, a little bit
uncomfortable to watch.

Not something I would personally do,

get pretty naked in front of
everyone. But that's just me.

They probably think the boys
are attracted to that.

The boys are going to find it the
most off-putting thing in the world.

I have seen it all now, seen it all.

Oh, my God, you both did that
at the same time.

They are literally in nighties,
aren't they?

Just remember to arch your back.
Give me shape. That was good.

I mean, they do look good. Megan,
your foot needs to be more forward.

If they want to walk around
half naked, why not? Carry on.

Can you see my arse through this?
What?

Can you see my butt through this?
Why don't you go from behind us?

I thought we brought the sass,
the way we did that.

We are women, if we wanna take
a photo of our gorgeous bodies,

we will. Yeah, embrace it.

That could not be more off-putting.
It is try hard.

Boobs out. It is cringey as fuck.
Cringey as fuck. (SIGHS)

If that was some sort of Hail Mary,

trying to draw my eyes back to her,
it is not really going to work.

That sort of stuff does not
pull my attention at all.

I was a really good photographer.
(SNORTS)

Girls, they were all just,
like, looking like, what the fuck?

(GIGGLES)

Still to come...

It's challenge time.

(SCREAMING)

I could taste what Adam had
for breakfast.

The islanders are having
one of those weird conversations

people have when the sun
goes to their heads.

What was your weight?
Has it changed? Exactly 100.

92. Do boobs weigh a lot?
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I think they do.
Fuck, it's hot, isn't it?

It is too hot for me.

No, that's just too weird.
I need to nip this in the bud.

(PHONE CHIMES) I got a text!

(WHOOPING)

(CHEERING) #slumberparty #pillowtalk

(CHEERING)

Yes, I'm excited! I'm going to come
back the winner, chicken dinner.

Yes, it's girls' night in.
# slumberparty, #pillowtalk.

Hashtags who's coming up with
these terrible hashtags?

It's a three-round challenge.

In a TV first, the girl with the most
points at the end is the winner.

Up first, it is Dani, Ellie,
Georgia and Laura,

and they're going to have
a pillow fight, because...

Well, I'd rather not say.

That is a boy's fantasy, ain't it?

Well, we gave them a good show.

The girls are hunting
for pink feathers.

Each one they find is worth a point.

I'm glad the pillows were soft,
because I was freaking out

that we were going to hurt each
other.

Us girls went in.

(SCREAMING)

Ellie landed the first punch, but
I think Laura had the last laugh,

and Ellie ate more feathers
than she caught.

(ELLIE COUGHS)

I have still got them
in my throat now. It was horrible.

Ellie wasn't happy.
She was spitting feathers!

Right, now it is Samira, Megan,
Zara and Rosie.

(LAUGHTER)

They started proper going for it.

In the end I think they forgot, "Oh,
we're looking for pink feathers,"

and they were going, "Oh, shit!"
and really going for it.

Zara! Zara! Zara! There!

I've never had a pillow fight
before, I was proper going for it.

I can't even see!

So that is it for round one.

I got the most feathers. I got six.

Whoo!

In round two, it is time for
the girls to stick on a rom com.

Good to see they are avoiding
the cliches in this game!

The boys will play out
romantic scenes from films,

and the girls will write down
the film they think it is from.

Er... I mean, I thought
my acting ability was quite good.

(LAUGHTER)

# My Heart Will Go On

It was too real. It was all so real.
I thought, "Oscar!"

Everybody got that one right.
Yes, it was Titanic.

Time for the second scene now.

I know you are on the edge
of your seats!

# Unchained Melody

I really got into my role
as Patrick Swayze.

(SQUEALING)

I could taste
what Adam had for breakfast.

So Ghost was the answer.
Sadly, Ellie and Zara got it wrong.

I mean, if they was going to
really, really do it,

I think the scene was actually
a proper snog,

but they gave it a good go.

Grab your popcorn.
It is time for scene three.

What the fuck are they doing?

Jack and I acted out, I think,
a beautiful scene.

I know! I know, I know, I know!

I thought, "Listen, let's put
100 per cent effort into it,

but let's not actually kiss."

I went in for it, and he has gone
straight for the lips.

Fucking hell, Alex! I'm meant to be
impressing Ellie.

(LAUGHTER)

I think the romance
got almost the better of us.

If anything, Jack was the one
who was a bit shyer.

I'm not offended. It's fine.

The film was, of course,
Love Actually. If you have finished

your popcorn, you can always use the
bucket to throw up in.

Time for the last film.
Trust me, we have saved the...

Well, we have just saved this one
for last.

I know what it is!
I know what it is!

O Romeo, Romeo,
out-thought thy Romeo!

How art thou..shalt thou...
there... thy... ow.

That is amazing. This is incredible.

From forth the fatal loins
of these two foes,

a pair of star-cross'd lovers
take their lives.

From misadventure's
piteous overthrows

doth with their death bury
their parents' strife.

Is that good enough?

Anyway, at the end of that round,
Samira came out on top,

with five points. In round three,
it's time for a makeover.

But the boys will be doing
the girls' make-up, blindfolded,

so the girls need to tell the boys
what to do.

Oh, and the boys will be deciding
the winners.

Obviously, I'm still in a couple
with Adam, so I was like, "Great(!)"

Let's go!

Us as a couple aren't very good
at the minute.

So trying to blindfold me and trying
to slap a face of make-up on her,

it's not going to end well.

Adam!

I hate to break it to you, Adam,
but doing my make-up this way

isn't going to make me ugly.

Cheek the other way.
Cheek the other way.

What are you doing?

Wes, that's... Stay still!

What the fuck?!

My face is so pretty (!)

We are doing well here. I don't
think so, hon, but OK.

You look beautiful, I'm sure.

All about teamwork
and communication.

Right, I think I look stunning!

You look really good!

Being a doctor,
he has a really steady hand.

Right, guys, that is time.

Boys, take your blindfolds off
and look at your handiwork.

Oh, my God, you look horrific.

I don't think I'm going to get
any jobs in Mac or Boots.

Know what I mean?

New girls Ellie and Zara
aren't coupled up,

so they get to choose
who does their make-up.

Zara, you first.
Can I have Adam, please?

Adam. Ellie?

Alex. Good choice!

If the lovely Zara wants to choose
to sit on my knee

and get her make-up done,
I am perfectly down for that.

All right? (TEARFULLY) Yeah.
Stop watching.

It's just make-up. Nothing like
that. It's just make-up.

Do that make-up!
(CHATTER, SQUEALING)

Put that on my cheeks.
It is just blusher.

I think I was a bit more distracted
when I had Ellie on my lap.

Just do it with your fingers.
It is fine, whatever.

I felt more pressure, shall we say?
A need to impress.

I think he got carried away
and quite enjoyed it, doing extra.

You put that lipstick
all over my teeth. I can taste it.

I think he wanted to make
as big a mess as he could.

On the face! Gentle! Gentle!

Didn't really have a clue
what he was doing.

It is like Posh and Becks. Feel my
cheeks first, babe. On top of them.

I feel like I look like
a shiny fishtail or something.

Oh, yeah, yeah, go on.

Give me that. Omm-omm-omm! Cool.

Now you spread it to my face.

Where am I going? Everywhere.
It is foundation, OK?

It was good to see
how me and Adam work as a team.

What about that? You are doing
amazing, sweetie.

I think we work really well
together, as you can see.

Zara, are you taking the mick?

Is hers good or not? You look un...
Shut up.

That's funny, innit?

Adam and Rosie haven't really
spoken nicely to each other

in the past couple of days. You
could tell by Rosie's face.

She is in my face all of the time.

Just stay there, stay there.

Rosie's make-up was very different
to Zara's,

and they both had Adam to do it.

He didn't really make much effort
with Rosie.

He just smeared it all over her
face. Whereas with Zara...

You look all right.

Hmm! Very different story!

Guys, guys, get back to the bench.
Girls, get back to the bed.

Zara is Adam's new plaything, and
he needs to try and impress her,

so, yeah, Adam would definitely try
to impress her more than me today.

With 13 points each we have
joint winners... Samira and Zara.

But I think we can all agree,
the real winner here is television.

Coming up...

Alex gets lessons in love.

..you. Yeah, yeah. And I'm Ellie.

You made us feel really
comfortable straightaway and...

Oh, no! (LAUGHTER) I'm joking!

It is night time and the
islanders are getting ready

for another night of hanging out.
Literally.

Wes, put that Johnson away.

If you went into a field,
the stallions would blush.

Girl.

Wes is is determined to work out
why Laura is getting annoyed by him

and talking to Ellie, even if it
means talking to Ellie all night.

Ellie's gone with Wes. Please don't.

Please don't. Don't look at them.
OK.

Let's not look at them either.

I think, at the minute,
me and you can't speak,

not even in a friendly way
without eyes burning

in the back of the head.
Today, I kind of made sure

that I have not been left by myself
with you.

I don't want you to think I am being
cold because yesterday we did

have good conversations but I just
think that right now

we can't be friends.

It is ridiculous but I just think
that I will take a step back

and have nothing to do with it

and let you get back
to where you need to be.

I'm glad I had that chat with Wes.

I just wanted to take myself
out of the equation.

I was in a situation I did
not know I was involved in.

Is that OK? That's OK.
I'm glad you're sorted.

I think that I needed to reassure
Alex that I really like him

and he is the only boy in the villa

that I am interested in getting
to know in a romantic way.

Where are we going? We are going to
the date pad.

Is this another negative chat?
No, a nice one.

I would be lying if I said my head
was not turned when Ellie walked in.

She is a really attractive girl,
but as I spoke to her,

maybe I have realised me and her
don't connect

on a personality level
that me and Laura do.

What we have is really special,

it would be stupid to throw it away

after we have been
tested for the first time.

That is what it is. It is a test.

This has been a difficult few days,
it was our first real test.

Neither of us have necessarily
done anything wrong

within our relationship,
but people do things differently

and I need to learn that
the way I deal with things

is not the way that everybody
else deals with things,

and the same with you. We have
gotten closer over time,

and I am trying to put
a positive spin on it for me.

This happening has massively made
me realise...

I was so scared to lose you,
it was weird.

I have never really been in
a situation,

and I'm not the sort of person who
wants to compete against a girl.

Do you know what I mean? So I was
like, I didn't know what to do.

It needs to be knocked out
of the water.

You are at the top of my list and I
think you will continue to be there.

You really are an amazing girl.

When I say that I am the happiest
I've been

in the first two weeks
of seeing somebody

I genuinely do mean it.
I'm not just being corny.

I mean it. I do generally think...
I believe you, it's cute.

We have been arguing over nothing.
Nothing has really happened.

It's just almost frustration
on my part,

him misunderstanding me.

Intense situations heighten
your emotions.

And I really appreciate
him coming up to me.

I feel very lucky to have met you.

I am happy. I think you
are an amazing person.

You make me laugh all the time.

Obviously I am really
attracted to you.

I think you're a really good person,
which is quite difficult to find.

I'm happy that it's all sorted out.

And we are back on track.

Mission "Waura" is a-go! Waura?

Wes and Laura. Oh, yeah. Code name.

Mission...

Since Ellie came in,
have been very, wow...

I'm so into Wes.
Maybe I needed that.

Maybe it's the kind of
kick that I needed

to show me how special Wes is.

You are such a loser.

You still loved it, though. Kiss me.

Rosie has had a tough
day after Adam sacked her off,

but like Shakespeare said, it's
better to have loved and lost

than to have spend two weeks in
the friendzone with a doctor.

Come closer a bit. Aw, Sam!

There we go, babes.
That's what it's about.

I feel well weird tonight.

I'm just... I don't know, I'm walking
around freaking aimlessly.

Do you know what I mean?
Do you feel good though?

I mean, I don't feel good. Why?
We have an opportunity now...

Obviously you are here to find love.
I'm here to find love.

We are the only single ones.
Anybody that comes in,

we are first on their agenda, babe.

I understand but because I've been
knocked down so much in here...

You've had a shit time,
I've had a shit time.

Great times are coming.
Do you think?

Yeah, definitely. So thankful to
have you as my wing woman. Cheers.

Cheers.

Josh and Georgia are talking about
the great mysteries of life

in the villa. The great mystery to me

is why you two have your great big,
mucky boots up on the bed.

Would you do that at home?
Well, would you?

Every single day I wake up
and I'm thinking,

"What is this day going to bring?"

And in this villa, everything
happens at 100 miles an hour.

And you're running at about 150.

Yeah, brilliant. Where it should be.
The excitement levels with you...

I've gotta be a step ahead, That's
me. You're about 25 steps ahead,

which is nice.

G unit's going extremely strong.

George is going from strength to
strength in my eyes.

She's funny, smart,
keeps me on my toes.

She's beautiful. She is taking
so many boxes right now.

And I am telling you right now,
if there's a recoupling tonight,

in ten, 15 minutes, two hours...
I'm not into that.

I don't care but I want you
to know I would pick you.

Aw.

That makes me feel dead cute.

Me and Josh are very good at
the moment. He looks after me.

He's just what I want to see in a
man. It's still early days.

Keeping him on his toes is my
priority.

Give me a kiss here.
Gimme a kiss here.

The guys are giving Alex a pep talk

because they are desperate
to see him and Ellie get it on.

Me too, because together
they will become A&E.

A&E! I thank you.

I feel you need to just pull her I
and just go for it, seal the deal.

Genuinely. Do what? Kiss her.

Fucking snog her. Yeah, but I don't
know... Mate, she will.

She's kissed you. I wouldn't push
you to say if it doesn't happen.

If you snog on the swing,
it's happening.

I'm not even asking you,
I'm telling you.

You will know, Alex. And if it's
weird,

you will know that didn't work out.
Sit there and talk to her.

You are you and I am Ellie.

That's it. Tell him where
to grab her.

No, fucking shut up. You know,
obviously, you know...

Tell him not to do that with his
hands.

Your hands have got too many thumbs
in them.

You know, you made us feel really
comfortable straight away.

Just like... Oh, no. I'm joking.

He isn't. I'm joking. Just hold his
head like that.

Giving Alex advice goes through one
ear and comes out the other.

We are trying so hard.

He might know what to do when it
comes to fixing someone

or delivering a baby, but he
definitely does not know

how to get the girl, let's be honest.

Don't use the awkward hand.
Go to the one that's closest.

You're making it worse. Just hover.

(LAUGHING) Just fucking hover.

The thing with Alex... I fucking
love him.

I just think that he's not the best
around the ladies.

Say you're Ellie, I wouldn't go...

Show him what you do. I just go...
Obviously...

A little bit. (LAUGHS)

Look where my hand is.
It's not creepy.

And I'm not leaning over.

And then you go to the right and go,

I'm into you. Bang. Bang, bang.

I would've kissed him right there.
Yeah, I would've.

I hope so.

I'm sat there, I'm 27 years old,

I'm getting pep talked by a load of
people I've known

for about two weeks,
on how to kiss a girl.

I feel like I'm 14 years old again.

Oh, honestly.

Go over and say, "I'm gonna lay all
my cards on the table.

If there is a recoupling I would
really like it

if you would recouple with me."
That's lovely.

This is it. Go.
Don't hunch your shoulders.

You're boring us now. Go on,
pull your jeans up.

Jesus Christ. You can do this.
This is for you.

Forget about us and this is your
moment. Don't make it obvious.

Go over there and pull her.

Don't look. All act natural.

Hi. Hi, how you girls doing?

You all right?
Can I borrow you a second?

Yeah.

Keep your hand on your drink.

Shall we go to the swing?
Swing's the nice spot.

Please don't fuck this up.

It's fine.

I just wanted to say that when it
comes to recoupling,

if I laid my cards on the chest

I would like to recouple with you.
OK. If you felt...

Yeah. ..same kind of way.

I think everybody gets cautious
when it comes to recoupling.

People are doing things for genuine
reasons.

Yes, that makes me so happy.
I would love nothing more

but I don't want you to think I'm
doing this for the wrong reason.

You're not. OK. I don't feel like
you're not being genuine.

Shit.

Yay! (CHEERING)

You're the man.

Tomorrow night. Say hello to my
handsome friend.

Full name's Sam Bird AKA the Bird.

I'm ready to get into the island,
swoop down,

take a girl under my wing.

Team Bird needs a new member.
I wanna find a girl

that's got the energy like me,
loads of attitude.

Tame me when I'm being naughty.
That's what I'm looking for.

Some girls have said to me that I am
too pretty.

Maybe that's my problem. Someone has
said that to me before. Not a lie.

I think the boys are going to be a
bit intimidated by me.

If I fancy a girl I'll take her to
one side and say, "I fancy you,

you obviously fancy me, so why don't
we just make this happen already."

When the Bird's got his eagle eye
out, no-one is safe.

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