Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 14 - Episode 12 - full transcript

# Music makes you lose control #

Previously on Love Island...

Like, if you don't want to move
things forward,

why would you pick
someone?

Oh, whatever. You're boring.

One couple got dumped.

The couple who will continue their
Love Island

journey is Alex and
Samira.

It is hard, when you haven't got a
connection

with anyone, you feel
lonely.

If you want to be nice, then you're
on the wrong show.



Tonight...

Say hello to two new girls.

Hi, boys, hope you're ready because
we're on our way, love Ellie and
Zara.

(CHEERING)

I'm so excited.

Zara fits the type of girl that I do
fancy.

Ooh-whee!

It's about to go down.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

ALL: Bye!

Your vote saved Alex and Samira and
dumped Hayley and Charlie.

At this difficult time, it is

important to treat them with
sensitivity and respect.

Oi, losers, get a move on, you will
miss the last bus!



Right, cheers.

ALL: Cheers.

Alex's reprieve has given our casting
team a chance to find the girl that

is really turned on by shy, pale
skinned NHS workers.

Good luck, guys.

Mate, obviously we are gutted
Charlie's gone,

but also very happy
you've got a chance.

Thank you.
I love you all.

I think they've voted
fairly

and understand exactly why we
are in the bottom two.

And I
understand exactly why.

You need to now go for it.

I will do my best.
I need to find a girl now.

You've got to take this with both
hands now, mate.

Seriously.

My main man Alex, mate, he's got his
chance.

And how great must he feel, it's

another little confidence boost for
him.

The public are behind him and
they want him

to meet someone as
much as I do.

Which is fantastic.

If I get the right girl, I will do
everything

for her, give her
everything.

You don't need to rush it, though.

Don't feel like you need to just do
it...

Don't jump on the first person comes
in.

I want to see you do well and that

has been reflected in the public's
vote.

I feel absolutely relieved and I'm
very lucky

to have everyone in here,
I know everyone outside as well.

Dr Do More is on a mission.

Dr Do More.

Hashtag - Drdomore

Round 15.

Ding, ding, ding.

Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.

Yeah, mate, this is brilliant, mate.

Cheers, boys.

Cheers.

Let's make it work.

I really want to meet someone on the
island.

But I want to be true and honest to
myself,

I am not just going to couple up
with someone

for the sake of just
trying to stay on the island.

It is a matter of finding and
meeting

someone I genuinely have a
connection with

that I genuinely fancy and like and
I want to, kind of, be with.

Casting team, Alex needs someone he
genuinely fancies and likes, I think

you can stand down the 75-year-old
dock worker from Hull.

Meanwhile, Josh and Georgia and
Eyal

and Megan are reflecting on
events.

I'm over the moon, I was secretly
losing my shit

inside and my heart was racing at a
million miles an hour.

You thought you would be down to the
final two?

Yes.
100%.

What's next for you two?

We're going to get to know each
other, aren't we?

Yeah, cos you keep causing trouble.

If I wasn't fun and the way I was,
you would be dead bored.

And I need you to ground me.

So we are working out a good little
duo at the moment.

It is brilliant.

It's working well at the moment.

Let's go with that.

If two new geezers run in and still
our girlfriends,

it won't be that
simple.

Literally, I can't wait to get my
head turned,

it's going to be dead
exciting, don't you think, Meg?

(GIGGLES)

I'm going to get a drink of water.

You've got such good banter, George,
do you know that?

Do you know that, babe, keeps you on
your toes, doesn't it?

I don't like being on my toes, I
like sitting down.

Get used to it, boo.

Georgia's comment really threw me.

I thought, we had just been saved
and you think you would appreciate

the time as a couple, you would be
happy.

Already, she is like, "I hope
there's boys

in next, I can't wait
to have my head turned."

I just thought that was a bit odd.

After a tense night, Adam is

reassuring Rosie that he has got her
back.

Sadly, that wasn't the case when
some nutter was piercing it.

Are you happy?

Yeah, I'm happy.

I've, like, spent that much time
with you now, it would be weird.

Obviously, we are not boyfriend and
girlfriend, but there's no reason

it wouldn't happen on the outside.

No, I agree.

I think we are on the same page,
that's why it's nice.

Like, I do generally hope that when
we go out that we will be fine.

Potentially, one day, then yeah.

But I would like you to just

experience a bit of

my life as well.

And meet everyone that is special to
me.

100%.

We're here now.

For now, what's going to happen
next?

It doesn't matter.

Yeah?

Do you think we're gonna be all
right?

Yeah.

Yeah.
I think so.

I'm not really too worried, you
know?

Georgia asked me the other day,
"Do you trust him?"

I said, "Actually, I do."

I said, like, "If a girl came out,
I wouldn't be too worried."

That's the first time I've ever been
in a villa with Caroline.

It was very intense, very
nerve-wracking.

I was just holding on to Adam

for dear life, couldn't stop
shaking.

Yeah, just held onto him and hoped
for the best.

We're still here, so, yay!

Jack's telling Adam his big secret.

Not that he brushes his teeth with
Dulux

ultra white high-gloss, the
other one.

I... I said something to Dani.

I was lying on the bed with her, and
I went,

"I really want you to be my
girlfriend one day."

Right?
I just did it.

I was like, why have I said that,
yeah?

It was a good reaction, like, I'm
talking about, aren't I?

She was like, "Oh, well, you know,
like, yeah, like, it'd be nice.

I'll leave that up to you to ask me,

I'll leave that up to you to ask
me."

As if she doesn't want me to tell
her that I'm going to ask or
whatever.

I'm not to saying I'm gonna ask her,
right, I'm not being crazy, right?

No.

I genuinely feel like, just that's
how I feel. I want it.

I'm not interested in any other
birds.

I don't think anyone will come in
and change my mind.

Mate, you could be seeing a bird for
four months and not rack up the same

amount of time, hours, that you've
spent with Dani already.

Maybe wait a little bit longer.

Yeah, I'm going to wait.
I think you should wait longer,

because obviously you don't want to
put her in a position...

She's not ready, yeah.

Dani's everything that I'd want in a
girlfriend, right?

And, you know, it has been a short
space of time, but I spent a long

time with her in that short space of
time.

So I thought I need to ask someone
else if I'm being crazy here.

And Adam agreed with me and he said
don't ask her out right now, I'm not

going to, but that's the sort of
page I'm on.

Good news, everyone.

Andy the intern has finally
managed to get Laura's foundation

off the pillowcases, so the Hideaway
is back in business.

(TEXT TONE)

I got a text!

No, you haven't. No, you haven't.

(READS TEXT)

Woo! Yay!

I don't like bits and pieces.

I nominate Dani and Jack.

ALL CHANT: Dani and Jack. Dani and
Jack. Dani and Jack.

Thanks, guys.

I'm really excited, actually.

Because it will be so lovely to
actually

experience that and be somewhere
one-on-one with someone that you

really, like, care about and you're
getting on with.

Oh, God. I feel like getting
married.

You've got to get nice pyjamas now.

Yes, get some sexy pah-gee-gees.

That was really nice of them all
saying that.

Literally, no one even
thought about it,

they
said it straight away.

They want me in Dani to go in there.

There will be no funny business
though.

It would just be nice to be on my
own with her for a little bit.

Just chill out and have a laugh
really.

Do you know what I mean, just me and
Dani,

it's like practice for when we
live together.

Come, let's go.

Oh, go on then!
Do I look lovely?

You look cute, man.

I'm hoping to beat my record with
the kisses.

No, man, do you know what, honestly,

like, I'm not going in there for
that reason.

It's going to be nice just to have a
bit

of alone time, just us two in a bed
rather than about 30 people across a

room all shouting and screaming and
stuff.

We can proper talk, do you
know what mean? It will be nice.

Oh, shit!

How nice is this, mate?

Isn't it massive?

Oh, look.

Oh, it has like a little outside
area.

How nice is that though?

Lovely.

OK, I love it.

It's all, like, the mirrors on the
ceiling, and then, like, silk quilt.

It was a little bit like, erm, 50
Shades of Grey's Red Room of

Pain.

I sort of walked in there and
thought, oh, bless him.

It ain't happening.

This is lovely, man.

This is nice being, like, just us
two. It is.

Yes, it is lovely.
I wanted to be like this.

This is, like, this is practice for
when we live on our own.

Yeah.
Eventually.

Imagine that, imagine us living
together.

You're everything that I'd want in
a girlfriend,

like, do you know
what I mean?

You're... do you know what I mean,

your lovely, do you know what I
mean,

you don't think of yourself all the
time, I don't like people like that.

No, of course, you can't...

In my eyes, I found what I wanted to
find a girlfriend.

I just don't want you getting ahead
of yourself, that's all.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean, getting fully
too quickly.

I feel like you're getting too
excited.

What do you mean?

Like, about the girlfriend thing.

I wouldn't say nothing I didn't
mean.

Do you know what mean?

Like, I wouldn't expect you to go,
"Oh, yeah, go on, ask me out now."

Yeah. No, it's just sort of weird, I
haven't had

a boyfriend in such a
long time, it scares me.

Do you not think this is scary for
me though, as well, like?

It is a scary thought, like.

It is a scary thought, like, I don't
think I'd ever get to this, like.

No, me neither.

Not surprised you're scared, Jack.

Break that girl's heart and you will
wind up at the bottom of the Thames

wearing a pair of concrete slippers,

if you know what mean.

And on that note it's time for bed.

What's your usual type?

Someone, like, you just really click
with them. Kind, honest.

I mean,
physically,

like Caroline Flack,
basically.

Jokes aside.

And while Jack and Dani keep it PG...

It's so nice here, I've never seen
anything like it.

I'm used to Premier Inn!

(BOTH LAUGH)

Rosie and Adam are getting X-rated,
if you know what mean.

Still to come...

(TEXT TONE)
Oh, my God.

It's good news for the girls.

Tonight you are leaving the boys
behind and heading out for dinner.

(SCREAMING)

I've always said there's nothing

like a night of red-hot spooning to
put a smile on your face.

Morning!

Told you. And now Jack wants Adam to
give him a helping hand.

Thank God he never asked Rosie, I
know where those hands have been.

You've got a spring in your step,
babes.

I've got a spring in my step.

It's so nice in there, man.

Is it?

I need you to help me to do
something.

I need you to help me.

I'm going to cook some, like, I'm
going to do, like, a good,

like, breakfast in bed, I need a bit
of help with it.

I just thought, like, let's make
Dani a nice little breakfast.

We can
have it on the terrace, romantic.

Nice view. I just wanted to make her
happy.

I want her to be really happy
today.

How you do poached eggs?

I'll do them.

Grab us the eggs, whack some
toast in.

Bit of help from Adam.

That's, mate, that's excellent,
isn't it?

Where shall I put this, there?

Quite a lot of help from Adam.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Do I need to, do I need to put salt
in this?

I'm going to be in her good books
all day, I think.

How did you get on last night, good?

Mate.

What? What?

What have you done?

(GASPS)

Had a really, really good sleep.

Woke up with a spring in my step.

I feel lighter.

I bet you do, mate.

Must have just been Rosie's chat.

In bed. Great chat.

Listen, I've really given this
an attempt, man.

Oh, my God!

I've never had someone actually come
in and make me breakfast.

So it was nice.

You ain't made that on your own!

I promise you, I did.

You got little servants out there to
do it.

I didn't, I made it on my own.

Did you actually?

I'm sure that he got assisted. But
that don't matter.

I don't need to
know if he really made it or not.

Right, so if you'd like to take your
seat.

What I've done is I've actually put
some avocado,

I wasn't sure on
bacon.

I didn't know you even know how to
peel an avocado, babe.

Oh, my God, you're not going to ask
me to marry you, are you?

No, oh, yeah, don't start panicking
cos I've made breakfast.

Don't start panicking.

Do you know what I mean, I ain't had
my nails painted.

Am I going to get this every
morning?

No, this is every other morning.

Oh, every other.

Depends how you behave.

Depends how I behave!

Babe, I'm really enjoying my
breakfast.

Usually I don't.

Has this been your favourite
breakfast so far?

Yeah, massively.

Dani's not a morning person.

She even said, "I've not been so
happy in the morning in ages."

She was like, "I can't stop
smiling."

It just felt really nice.

I've proper melted, I think.

Babe, you're lovely.

I'm not gonna say one bad word about
you any more,

or moan about you
closing your drawers.

Do you mind folding up my drawers?

Don't take the piss.
Let's walk, not jump.

I've really enjoyed it.

I'm in a good mood.

Thank you.

It was really nice, I felt like I
was on holiday.

It's just, like, proved to me

that Jack is in it for the long run
and he don't expect nothing from me.

He is really respectful and I do
really have feelings for him.

Jack is everything I've ever wanted.
So, yeah, I'm lucky.

Rosie is chatting to Megan about
last night.

Rosie, when you're done,
can I borrow your top?

I'm taking
the lads fishing.

Just...

I did stuff with Adam in bed last
night.

I kind of, like, don't even care, I
think

at the end of the day it is a
natural thing.

Obviously, I'm seeing someone all
day, every day and I really like
him and

it has been hard, I felt it was
right for me.

Adam and I are really good, yeah, we
got into bed last night and, yeah,

we did take things a little bit
further.

When you fancy someone, it is so
hard.

It's natural. It is just natural.

It's a natural thing that
humans were made to do.

You know what I mean?

It is shit

that boys can sort of do it and
people don't really say too much and

then girls do it and it is frowned
upon, like.

I have always been a girl... like,
women should be equal anyway.

We shouldn't be judged for doing
something that is

so natural, it's a nice thing, a
romantic thing, it's when you are

falling for someone and it's a
loving thing.

It shouldn't be
frowned upon.

Rosie and Adam have taken things to
the

next step. They clearly like each
other.

It's, like, 2018, women are
allowed

to admit that we enjoy sex
and we're not slags for that.

He has been respectful and a
gentleman about it.

I just think that this

shows he cares about me
more than just a one night stand.

It's something special, like,
just enjoy it for what it is.

Someone fancies playing a game of
dares.

And judging by those shorts,
it's Alex.

We're going to play dares.

No.

I really don't want to play dares.

Again, dare me then. Why don't we
just play the game dare Georgia?

Go over to Jack and just, like,

whisper in his ear and rub some
cream on him.

Yeah.

OK.

Ready?

But don't speak to Dani.
At all.

This will be quite funny.

Do you think you need some sun cream
on, Jack?

What?
Think you need some sun cream on?

Yeah, go on then.
Cos you're in the sun.

Where, where abouts?

On your back.
Yeah. Go on then.

Look at Dani's face.

Why are you doing this?

Are you concerned?

Georgia came over and started
rubbing cream on Jack's back.

I didn't know what she was doing.

Me and Megan were looking at each
other like...

Like, what is going on?

What's going on?

I'm just, I was concerned about
Jack's back.

So I just wanted to put some
sun cream on him.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You're a fucking wind up.
Yeah.

I feel like because
I'm very energetic,

I cannot lie around and
do nothing.

I like to have a bit of
fun. So I make fun happen.

You should go over to Wes, right,

and start going, "Oh, your muscles
are really nice."

Start squeezing his arms.

Be like, "Jeez, your skin is just
stuns."

OK.
Do you like raisins?

I do like them, yeah.

What you chatting?

Are you OK?

Water's good for your skin, you
know?

You've got good skin though.

It's soft, but it's not clear.

(GIGGLING)

Her face.

She came over and touched Wes and
was like,

"Oh, you've got nice
skin."

I was like, don't touch my man!

They have told her to touch you.

She is completely harmless, like a
little Jack Russell. That is her

immaturity. It is hilarious letting
a Jack Russell run round the gaff,

just a bit annoying. Go away. What?
Walk back over there. Play with the

people on the bed. Was that for me?
You are getting on my nerves.

Seriously. Is that not for me? This
is annoying. I am not five. Georgia

is like a monkey. If she is mad, I
don't feel safe. Don't you dare. I

swear to fuck. You're never
borrowing
my shit again. I think you should

give one to Laura. Oh! Oh! She went
for it. It is on. You little fucking

dick. She is on one. She has been
winding everyone up. She threw a cup

of water in my face so I filled up a
condom like a water bomb.

(LAUGHTER) Bang. In your face.

Oh! I'm sorry. It wasn't me! It was
Laura and Wes. It was a condom,

mate, you stupid dick.

George has been a bit cocky, but
after

Laura turned on her she lost
her bottle.

Oh, she's found it.

Spot on. Every single day. Of
course. Definitely. Is she fit?

Absolutely. Normal 20-year-old has
this tendency to sometimes be a

little bit too much, too often.
In time, she will learn that she

doesn't have to be that crazy all
the time. Sometimes is she

immature? Absolutely, yes, but you
have to have a few flaws. She

has a lot of positives. You and
Laura seem happy, mate. Very. I

thought I would find someone I could
be all right with. Do you feel like

it is boxed off? Yeah. If someone
came tomorrow, and Laura got kicked

off for whatever reason, we wouldn't
leave with each other. We have not

been tested enough yet. Have to be
tested to be that sure it is solid.

What is your type? Is she
your type? Yes. It would have to be

someone who was even nicer than
Laura, even sweeter, more attractive

than Laura, it would have to be
everything. Because I have never

been this happy in the first few
weeks of a relationship, ever. Ever.

Lads, I've recorded the Germany game
and I've got some beers in.

I'll just get rid of these girls.

Oh, my God. I got a text! What?

(READS TEXT) (SCREAMING) What is
going on? I need to do my hair! So

excited! I am so excited. (CHANTS)
Hurray! (SCREAMING)

Coming up...

There's a surprise for the boys.

Hi, boys.

The farmer next door just called to
say something's scaring his sheep.

I think we have our answer.

We don't get a lot of girl time in
this villa.

It is definitely
needed.

Girls night! Girls night!

# Gonna let my hair down, I just
want to dance now #

I hope the boys will miss us and
appreciate us.

Girls night, isn't it? Be nice to
have a boys night in the villa.

Might be a bit quiet and peaceful.
See what happens. Come on! Come on!

I can hear them. Something is going
on tonight.

I think some people are about to
enjoy a truly delicious meal.

Because I've ordered pizza for the
lads,

stuffed crust, extra
jalapenos.

Oh, look! Looks so nice. Cute. Oh,
look! Girls night! Look, we have

wine. Oh, girls, let's go.
Straightaway. Straightaway, I see

the wine. All that wine, honey. This
looks stunning. Our first girls
night

together. Cheers. To the girls!
Cheers! Getting out of the villa.

So, Adam, can you tell the nice
viewers at home how it feels being

separated from Rosie, the woman of
your dreams?

It is a nice little break. Samira is
not shouting at me, it is all good.

They are probably saying the same.
Especially that plonker Jack. He is

a tosser. He just goes mad. Doctor
Savage. Text! (READS TEXT)

(CHEERING) Doctor Love! Two new
birds. Doctor Love is on the

prowl. See you later, boys. It is
double trouble. Two girls coming in.

Hopefully one of them is the right
one, or both. I'm joking, just one

will do. Oh, my God. This is
absolutely loopy. Oh, my gosh! Two

new girls. Going to have to put on
our gladrags and get fresh. Couple

of extra sprays of aftershave. They
will come back and lose their

shit. We are making sure he looks
A1. The tactic this time is to try

to get to know both of them very
quickly. One of the girls is right.

You guys need to dress badly, make
yourselves look terrible. I am going

to go up to the first bird and go,
"Have you met the doc?" And just

walk. What do you go with? Both
cheeks. You have white stuff all

over you. Now is the chance. Let's
go, let's get him a woman.

(LAUGHTER) Rosie, are you falling
hard for Adam? I feel like you are.

Adam and I did take it to the next
level last night. What? We didn't

have sex, I'm not ready for that,
but things happened. I heard you.

Oh, God! No way. What happened? I
want to know every little detail.

Base one, two, three? I heard the
bed creak. Oh, my God! I think Laura

secretly likes it! They were egging
me on, I nearly went there myself!

I'm not ashamed of it. I do feel
like we were ready to take it to

that step. You should be happy, that
is amazing. Pretty difficult in bed

with Eyal. Even the second night,
it is harder than I thought. He is

harder than you thought?! Sorry.
Laura is frustrated. I just don't

like it. Jack goes... But I don't
really get it. Boys get them anyway.

Morning glory. Obviously they do
fancy you. I don't think it is that

difficult. If any girl looks at
them, they will get it. You fancy

me. Well done! Stop rubbing on me!
Get away! It annoys me. It is so
much

harder when you are next to them,
kissing them, that leg thing. I have

never been turned on by somebody
stroking my leg, I feel like I am

back at school. Doctor Alex. He
knows everything about that. No.

Literally can't wait for my man to
come in. That is what I want.

Back at the villa, the boys have

given Alex the best possible chance
of pulling -

they burnt his stripy shorts in
the fire pit.

You have
the confidence to talk to a bird, I

have seen you do it. You are fine to
do that now. Have a laugh, ask them

some questions. If you feel like you
fancy them, go and speak to them.

You have nothing to lose. I am up
with a loud bunch of boys. Hard to

get any words in. They all have good
intentions. Fingers crossed I will

get a few words and I'd better make
them count. Two new people to meet.

Very excited. Cheers, lads. Cheers.
To Doctor Love! Operation Doctor

Do-Good.

Casting team, if you're watching
this,

no pressure, but one of these
two better like doctors.

Hello! So exciting. So excited.
Hello! Hello. Hi, boys. Hello. You

OK? Good, how are you?

Still to come...

Rosie gets the picture.

Adam has sent me a text. I am
fuming. Oh, my God. I am turning
psycho!

Say hello to our two new girls.

On the left, we have Ellie, 20, a
business

development manager from
Newcastle.

And holding her hand in a vice-like
grip is Zara,

21, a government
adviser from Essex.

I'm Zara.

Hi, Jack, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name?
Ellie.

Nice to meet you, you all right,
yeah?

Hi. Nervous?
Hello.

What can I say? They are two
absolutely stunning girls.

You've got a blonde, you got a
brunette,

you got short, you got tall.

You've got...

I mean, ticking a lot of
boxes for a lot of boys, I think.

Ellie?
Yeah.

Hiya.

Hi.
Hello, you all right?

Zara?
Yep.

Racking my brains.

Were you thinking who Ellie was?

How are you?
You all right?

Mad, mad.

I can't believe it, but Ellie has
bounced in.

I knew her from Newcastle.

I'm buzzing. I'm buzzing.

It's nice to see a familiar face.

Cheers, girls.

Welcome to Love Island.

I think we're gonna be a couple.

Best friends already.

What do you girls do?

I work in the government.

In the government?

That sounds serious.

Are we allowed to ask what?

Yes, I'm a government adviser.

What, you make laws?

Yeah.
Fuck off.

Jack, you've got some suggestions,
have you?

I've got a few suggestions for you.

I sold cars until December and
then...

I love cars.

I do business development managing
now.

So, you're quite like strong, you
know?

Yes, and a good salesperson.

Yeah.

Walking out into the villa tonight,
wow!

Possibly one of the most surreal,
but amazing experiences ever.

They're a lot better looking than
I expected.

So I feel spoilt for choice.

So what's the normal type Ellie and
Zara?

I don't have a type, so, like, my
kind

of thing is someone makes us
happy, they are for me.

They don't,
it's not for me.

I like someone quite spontaneous,
someone really spontaneous.

I don't like someone too, like,
good.

My job is quite serious, so I don't

want someone who is going to be
serious as well.

I want someone who's gonna keep
me on my toes.

Bad boy.

You could say that.
(LAUGHTER)

When you're coupled up with someone,
do you feel the need to be

completely loyal to them, or do
you...

Obviously, literally everyone is
open-minded in here, we plan to be

open-minded because we've seen how
fast things change from day to day.

I'm nervous for the girls to come
back.

They're really friendly, honestly.
They're really friendly.

Love you, girls.

Cheers, girls.

Right, Laur, babes, Tell me about
you and Wes!

I'm, like, really happy.

(SQUEALING)

You're like a Cheshire cat.

He means, like, a lot to me.

It makes me happy.

It makes me, like, feel like I can
trust him.

Dani.

Yeah?

What did you inject talk about last
night in the Hideaway?

We haven't
heard much about the Hideaway.

It was nice, like, I just said to
Jack

because he mentioned about the
girlfriend thing.

And I just panicked a little bit.

Because I feel like I'm getting on
so well with him,

I've let my guard down with him, but
as soon

as he's mentioned the
girlfriend thing, I'm a bit like...

Cos girlfriend is, like, forever.

It's a big deal.

And I don't wanna, like, rush
everything

and then there's nothing
else to look forward to.

Adam and I have had a bit of a
dramatic start, everyone knows that.

But I think it's all for the best
and moving forward, I think, I've

still got my guard up, I don't think
that's gonna go down quite yet.

Yeah, we're moving forward and I
think

he has really proved himself
since the whole argument.

He actually has.

I want to be tested, I know that
sounds silly, but...

You need to be, that's what makes a
relationship.

Because that makes you decide as
well,

hm, I do want this, or do we
want this?

But I know you want it.

I know I will. But I want him to
know that he wants it an' all.

Yeah!

If a hair flick girl walks in all
tits and arse,

I want to know he can resist it.

The boys want to ask government
adviser Zara if she thinks we

should abolish the House of Lords
due to it being an unelected body.

Jokes, they want to know who she
fancies.

Has anyone took your fancy?

Yeah. There is.
Who?

I'm not telling you.

Why not?

Well, it's not that I'm not telling
you,

like, I just want to get to
know everyone before I...

Put your cards on the table.

Yeah.
Fair enough.

It's quite hard for us coming in
because everyone seems so settled.

Especially you.

Yeah, you seem really settled.

I think it's us three that are the

most settled out of everyone, aren't
we?

You've got to be brave in here.

You have to, like, you have to be
brave in here.

I like a challenge anyway.

I'm not gonna beat around the bush,

Zara fits the type of girl that I do
fancy.

So I would be lying if I said
that she wasn't an attractive girl.

It's interesting, isn't it?

New people coming in, it changes the
whole dynamics.

How do you feel? About new people
coming in.

I think people forget in here that
coupled up doesn't necessarily mean

you are in a relationship
until you have that talk.

Adam is literally, just, so fit.
Like, literally, so fit.

He is definitely my first choice.

What about me? Here I am.

You seem really invested quite early
on, that's what I'd say.

OK, interesting.

That's my opinion.

And your opinion is your opinion.

To an extent, I am.

But obviously,

it's early days with me and Megan,
you never know.

I think we are all
quite open-minded.

So you'd both be open to getting to
know new people?

Regardless of the situations that
you're in.

I think it would be silly not to.

Jack sent a message in the lads'

WhatsApp group telling them to step
aside so Alex can get to know Ellie.

Unfortunately, Josh's battery's
died.

Tell me about youse, then, how long
have you been single for?

I have been single for like three
years,

it's been, like, quite a
while.

With work on things, like, in
London.

I have just kind of settled into
life sort of like working and being

with my mates and, like, never
really met the right kind of girl.

I realise that, I don't want to feel

like I have to keep looking over my
shoulder, like, I just want to be

comfortable and enjoy meeting
someone.

That means you can grow as a pair as
well. That's what I've been like.

I've not, like, I think I've been in
a friendship couple,

I've said along, I've been honest
with myself,

if I feel like I really like
someone, that's great.

But I'm not doing this for the sake
of it.

I'm not playing games, open
and honest has been my policy.

Well, babe, you haven't been in,
like, a romantic couple and you're
still here, you did something right.

For sure. Are you a family girl?
Yes.

I think the reason that I'm so a
relationship kind of girl is that my
mum

and dad have been together since
they were 16 and 17.

Same. Like, my parents have been
together for,

like, over 30 years,
like.

So nice, like.

If I could have what they have,
amazing, isn't it?

They are so
happy and content.

It doesn't happen these days though.

Alex has been absolutely sensational
tonight. He looked sharp.

He came out with the chitchat.

I think there might be a
little bit of a vibe there.

Do you know what, I'm really career
motivated and I'm all about, like,

independence and having something
for yourself,

but I'm also like, there is a split
part of me where I love the whole,

like, wifey, like, dinner on the
table, like.

I do love that, who doesn't like it?
I'm a hopeless romantic.

One thing
I'm horrendous at, ironing.

Ironing.

You like ironing?

No. I can't iron.

See, I'm good at... who's the guy
that irons the house?

The man, the man with the plan.

Every night, they put their... every
night I have to iron.

Dr Iron.

I had to iron a work shirt, it was
white

and, literally, the iron was
in the shirt.

Ellie could be a bit of me,
she could be a bit of me.

I think it takes me a bit of time to
say 100%,

I think there is a
possibility.

So, like, what's your type, like,
then?

I don't like lads that are too
muscly.

I always say that lads that are
too muscly remind me

of, like, an erection.

(LAUGHTER) What?!

Hard, veiny and red.

I don't like it.

I did not expect that.

Of all the answers.

Seriously, do you know when they are
like...

Muscly lads, remind me of... I'm
going

to stop going to the gym right
now.

No, youse are fine, I just mean
going to the gym and being fit, then

you want to eat pizza and you can
enjoy it and live life.

So, Alex, to sum up,
Ellie loves family,

but hates ironing and men
that look like erect penises.

Now it's time to break the ice with
Zara.

Your work is quite serious. Quite
serious! You change a lot of

people's lives. Maybe. You could say
that. I love that stuff. When the

election comes round, I get a bit
excited. When the votes come in, I

am that sad person that sits up. Oh,
my God, same, literally. My parents

are like, go to sleep. She is really
attractive and likes politics and

ticks so many boxes for me. So it is
good. No chance Alex would have done

that first day. Slapped it on. We
are heating up the pot. Just

watching Alex talk to these two new
girls, he has come on leaps and

bounds. I literally felt like a
proud dad. Sunday league football

match. Do I think they are both fit?
Yes. Which one? That is hard. They

are very different. They are very
good looking. I would be lying if I

said she wasn't my type. Zara. I get
on really well with her. I would not

say anything right now. I am
content. I can see a third name!

Don't hate the player, hate the
game! No, but I mean... Adam is the

Don, the main man, he is a cheeky
bloke. He has balls of steel, that

boy. I will send this to Rosie.
Sorted. Sent. That is mad. Girls.

I have a text. Adam has sent me a
text. There are two new girls. That

looks like me! Let me see now. Let
me see. Can I have a look right now?

Laura, let me see. Wes is right next
to her. Josh is right there. For

God's sake. I'm fuming. It is just a
picture, girls. You don't know. I am

turning psycho! I'm shaking like a
leaf. Why are you smiling? I want to

go back now. Down that. Woman power.

When I go to work, I am like a
different person. When I am not at

work, I am like... Really? I am a
PT. Will you help me? If you need

it. I actually do. It is a date. I
am going in first. What colour your

eyes? You literally just assumed
that I fancied you. Wait! I am

trying to test him but he is not
cracking, he is doing well. You

just asked us for a PT date.

What is happening? Hello, hello. All
right?

Hello. Hello. It is about to go
down!

Tomorrow night... Get ready for some
dishy dates. All your eggs are not

in Megan's basket. Am I your type?
Certainly. Do you see similarities

in me and Laura? You have not tried
anything else.

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