Lov3 (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

Give me a hand here.

These plants are old, throw them away.

Let's put the TV there.

Isa, get this box out of the way.

I'm on it.

I'll help you.

Are there any trash bags left?

This is already better, right?

The smell of death is gone.

I don't

mean to be a pain in the ass,



but we agreed to wait.

She said we could change it.

It's full of junk.

I feel like they are still here.

-They?
-They.

Sofia, would you help me here...

Fuck. This is rotten!

Sorry.

Where did you find this stuff?

Under your bed.

Yeah. I put it there.

-The more I know men, the more...
-Family portrait.

-Let me see it.
-We must return it.

This girl is the devil.



It was just a phase.

I guess.

-Body dysmorphic disorder?
-No.

-Dissociative disorder...
-No.

It's a very symbolic image.

Of teenage sadness?

Of Brazilian white middle class.

I'll use it in my research.

The trash can?

Shit! Wait.

Give me that.

These things...

Donation?

Isn't it better?

But it has bizarre energy.

But some of it can even be valuable.

Hell yeah.

-Let's sell it.
-My friend has a bazaar.

I've got it.

Let me take care of it.

I'll catalog it carefully and...

We sell it.

We'll use the money
to buy things for the house.

We'll pool all of our money together.

Go.

Yes!

Last warning, Beto.

If you don't answer
and come pick up your trash,

I'm throwing it away.

I can't start a new phase
with all your junk in the way.

I don't want this stuff.

What's going on?
I know it's not just the box.

Beto never answers my messages.

His stuff is still there.

I need it cleaned out.

It's not fair to leave your trash behind.

Throw it away.

-Even the plants?
-If he doesn't want it...

He once took a cactus to bed
and I had to sleep on the couch.

He left his clothes.
He doesn't shower but he wears them.

Maybe he's just living his life.

Good for him.

Ana, talk to him.

No, Sofia.

Beto, call Sofia.

Talk it out. It's not my job
to referee your fights.

How's the new house?

Luis is cool.

He gave me a shelf in the fridge

and a part of the cupboard.

-I have my own space now.
-Artur and I are back together.

But we decided we can see other people.

What?

Mom said you can't handle too much.

Now, you two are free...

There are rules.

-We have to.
-Rules?

It's a commitment.

What rules?

No ideas?

Would you be okay
if he dated your friends?

No close people,

co-workers, friends...

-You don't know his friends.
-Best to be clear.

Will you date one of my friends?

I have self-esteem.

He gets involved easily.

We shouldn't hook up with someone
more than once.

It must be only one time.

Do I ask her name?

Don't be an idiot.

Too many rules...

Won't you break them?

Will we tell each other,
or is it better not to?

Yes, Sofia.

I need cash right now, I'll take anything.

Bar, hostess, waitress...

I only hit one customer.

He offended me first.

I don't want to work in a place
that accepts bullying.

Hello?

STRAIGHT_CURIOUS:
What about your place?

Why are you showing me this?

I don't know. I don't usually post.

Why are you posting it?
To tease your sister?

Of course not.

Just so people know where I am.

If I can't have visitors.

I don't want you bringing
strangers to my house for sex.

-That's how people get killed.
-Please, Luis.

Do you know why I spent ten
soul-sucking years in advertising?

Just so I could buy that apartment
which I'm so proud of.

I don't want to get home
to see you tied up

and my furniture in a flea market.

It's different now.

I feel I'm in a new phase.

How many guys are chasing him
and he chose me?

Exactly, it's weird.

I just need a room.

-I can't take this guy anywhere.
-Why?

-He's not gay.
-Oh, really?

What was he doing in that restroom?

All I need is a room.

I have a room. You have my pity.

All right.

What's his name?

Oh, no!

I don't have to ask,

I'm paying rent.

This wine is 500 bucks.
2010 Château Père-Bromard.

Even the wine has a full name.

Much more than

this guy has.

Do you want a piece of advice?

Find someone real.

With his own house.

Remember our conversation?

Don't tell me.

I won't either.

But you can if you want to.

I know but...

We should have our own space.

BAIRES NIGHT CLUB

I'm sorry about the room.

No one liked you there.

But I'm glad you asked me out.

I didn't think you'd accept.

A date is more doable than a room.

True.

I love weird guys.

Really strange.

There was a time when

I hooked up with a guy

who ran over an old man.

But I didn't know.

I thought he was arrested
for something else.

Did you find a place?

Maybe we can hit it later...

I can't have people over.

I'm trying a new thing.

Hang out with less messed up guys.

More like me.

Do you think we're alike?

No.

I mean,

guys who have a place.

Then I remembered you,

your apartment.

You are crazy, aren't you?

Go to sleep.

Tell Leo that's important...

Just a second.

I'll call you back.

Sofia, can you help me?

For what?

Matheus suggested we have a sale.

I said I was going to sell...

Forget it.

We voted to have it today.

I didn't vote.

Relax, it's just a few people.

About thirty...

A hundred.

A hundred?

-We should do it on the weekend.
-We're having a party.

Another party?

The house is a mess.

This sink.

We haven't voted who does what.

I've done a lot.

I forgot to get the glasses.

-From the bottle then.
-Yep!

And the neighbors? It's week day.

You said it was an artists' area.

Yes.

I have to cancel Helena's dinner.

Now that the menu is ready?

We can't open the doors now.

My dad's getting worse.
I have to drive to Minas.

I'll tell her.

No fucking way.

This restaurant has a sous-chef.

I've got it.

We closed down for it.

Well, mom,

I tried to talk to you,

to Beto, to Ana,

nobody cares.

The place is full of stuff, okay?

Your stuff, too.

If I have to keep it,

I'm taking it out of the rent.

Look at this. It's awful.

Fuck, is this all we have?

How many avocados are left?

-Are they ripe?
-Nando won't be happy.

Changing the menu?

-Trust me.
-You're the chef.

Let's do it. Beer's on me today.

-Pescoço, cook the squash.
-Yes.

Toninho, the broth. Leo, debone the duck.

Leo.

He's sick.

Who are you?

His substitute.

Who's the pretty-boy?

Nando asked for help.

Where do I change?

I'm the chef today.

Experience?

Kitchen, 3 months.
5 years in a slaughterhouse.

You can start by deboning the duck.

Yes, chef.

Make the marinade.

Let's go.

Too sour.

Come on.

Out all night?

A bad date.

I wish I was still a virgin.

The ones I want don't want me.

The ones who want me keep asking
me questions

about what I think.

What does it matter what I think.

I wish someone would just
tell me what to do.

I'll tell you.

Who's the man?

Someone else, I meant. Thanks.

Listen, Beto. You like men

and I'm one.

I like girls, but I know what men want.

And when the girl is pushy, it sucks.

Now, you have to challenge him

and be a magnet.

I know it.

Why do men climb Everest?

-I don't get it.
-Because it's there.

Challenging them.

A giant rock saying,

"You can't climb all the way up."

Fuck, Beto, you have to be the rock.

Get it?

Well...

I gotta take a dump.

Listen... Good night.

I might not have a place,
but I have a tight ass, okay?

If you want it, you'd better find a place.

Aren't you a fucking man?

So...

Figure it out.

Forget what I've just said,

I just...

It wasn't me,

I'm bit hungover here at work
and a coworker

STRAIGHT_CURIOUS:
See you at 9.

Come on, guys, people are starving.

We need four.

I shouldn't have changed it.

Is it ready or not?

Trust your gut.

Fuck it.

Believe in yourself.

Dear Lord!

This is the saddest t-shirt
I've ever seen.

-It's from my sister.
-I won't let you go out in it.

Even if it's to make a huge mistake.

It's different now.

He found a place.

It's the new Beto, right?

Another reason to change it.

No clean shirts.

You mopped the floor with my other one.

I don't know.

Maybe new Beto dresses like the old one.

I had an idea.

I'm weird.

It looks perfect.

What's with the face?

These are my ex's.

He didn't take them when he left?

Listen, you can keep them.

Take them. They look great on you.

I look like someone else.

Isn't it the idea?

I don't know.

I don't, Luis.

-I think it's best...
-Not for everyone.

These were part of a beautiful love story.

I will honor them.

With some internet closet case?

He's discovering himself.

-Trying it out.
-You're being a fool.

It's technically our second date.

You know what? Just go for it.

Go ahead and destroy
my beautiful memories with a sad date.

Maybe it'll do me some good.

Geez!

At least your shoe size is different.

BRING DRINKS AND MOLLY

Oh, fuck.

Wait! What's that?

I paid for this.

What's this?

Drop the plant.

It's up for sale.

This stuff is already taken.

Cut me some slack.

She's crazy.

Won't you go there?

She wants to meet you.

Let them finish it.

For God's sake,
I just saw you slice meat like a samurai.

Just roll it already.

I told you my skills are limited.

Give it to me, then.

Yes.

Hey.

Just came to tell you: Artur is here.

I asked him to pick me up.

Tell him to wait in the car.

He's in the lounge

with Helena.

Why is he with the client?

There's stuff for twenty, fifteen,

ten, five bucks.

If you have 30 bucks you can take

five five-dollar things,

I mean six.

Hey you. We're out of ice.

So?

You're the only one
who hasn't gotten some yet.

I was banned from the local shops.
I'd have to go too far,

And the delivery apps...

Good idea.

She thought I was in for the fight.

I didn't understand.

Then we talked it through,

we dated too.

Nice to see you. A toast!

Cheers!

I'm sorry for that.

We're in an open relationship...

I'm in.

What?

You and him.

We're not like that.

Like what?

It's cool.

Call me if you change your mind.

Hey guys,

last call, only one buck!
And a kiss from the throuple.

You can't stop the funk.

I need to talk to you.

Say it. This is a safe space.

Oh, thanks.

No, to the three people I live with.

This is a warzone.

Come with me.

Follow me.

My first time here.

We sold almost everything.

-The dance floor was on fire.
-The landlord called.

She wants some things.

Tell her I need the garage empty.

I want to turn it into

a therapeutic place
for homeless LGBTQA+ youth.

You should have said that
when we voted for the sale.

That's my point. You voted without me.

If it's a democracy, I have a vote.

Yes.

I vote for deciding things
as the four of us.

Against the vertical garden.

We have the money for the seeds.

But in this house you're four.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

So I vote to continue the party.

I'm in.

I didn't raise my hand.

There's a man sleeping in my room.

It's after ten!

Let's fucking dance.

Fuck it.

I didn't find you in the kitchen.

I'm having a beer.

You won't believe it.

I've known Helena and her brother
since grade school.

I haven't seen them in over 15 years.

She invited us to her house after this.

Everyone loved your food.

Won't you introduce yourself?

They hired Nando, I just covered for him.

Are you mad? What happened?

You asked me to pick you up.

I cooked all night, that's all.

Let's go home then.

No, you go and have fun.

-But you're tired.
-Yes, but you're not.

I respect your space.

Can't we have fun together?

It's not that.
We're in different moments today.

That's all.

Isn't it why we decided to change?

Skinny, just the way I like them.

Excuse me.

Go ahead.

I'm glad you called,
I was ready to kill someone.

And Baby?

Dad said she's doing great.

She's eating organics,

-doing yoga.
-They've been talking?

By dad's credit card.

Fuck, Baby.

-Have you talked to Beto?
-I stopped caring.

I ran the kitchen today.

I changed the menu
and it was fucking good.

You're the shit.

By the way, I'll take the bottle.

Let's celebrate.

Who's Faca? Where's Artur?

He's at the party.

We're seeing other people,
don't say a word.

-Don't give me that look.
-So hip.

This song! Let's dance!

-Forget this Faca guy.
-Let me see it.

It's Beto.

He got sick, passed out,
puked everywhere.

He can't hold his liquor.

-What is this place?
-Don't touch anything.

There he is.

Let's go, Beto.

Leave me alone.

Excuse me.

Could you change the music, please?