Lost in Oz (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Little Black Lies - full transcript

Previously on "Lost In Oz"...

You let Dorothy Gale slip through
your fingers with my pearl.

I found this pearl.

- Another piece of evidence.
- No, wait!

The bureau's been trying
to blow the doors off

this illegal magic siphoning
operation for months.

Magic is the science and
art of transformation.

Let's see your work.

Toto's been dognapped.

She cares about that dog
more than the pearl.

The girl must want to help us.



How did you find Toto?

How can I ever repay you?

Okay. Shut it down.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I don't know what I'd do if
I ever lost Toto for good.

Oh, it was nothing, dear. My pleasure.

Anything for a friend of West's.

How can I ever repay you?

I think you have enough to deal with.

Stuck in Oz, trying to
get home to Kansas.

But if I need something,

I'll find you.

Wait!

Uh, wait. How'd you know



Toto and I are from Kansas?

A little girl and her little
dog suddenly appear in Oz?

People talk.

People? What people?

You always so suspicious?

You always so shifty?

You really are
just like your mother.

I can never get anything
past her, either.

You know West's mom?

I'm not sure what you're
trying to pull here,

but if you knew my mom for,
like, one second,

you'd know I'm nothing like her.

You even sound like her.

Not now, of course,
but back when your mom

had some spirit left in her soul.

Whoo. You two could be the same witch.

Okay, this is getting super weird.

Who exactly are you?

I'm Cyra's little sister, West's aunt.

Huh?

She didn't tell you about me.

I suppose I'm not surprised.

Always trying to protect
people from knowing the truth.

What a bore.

Hey, you can't talk
about my mom like that.

You always talk about
your mom like that.

Look, I more than anyone
know what it's like

to live under Cyra's watch.

Frankly, I'm amazed
you've lasted this long.

I saw what you did in class
with that public school magic.

Impressive. But mere party tricks

compared to what you could
do with inner circle magic.

When you think you're
ready to learn real magic,

come find me at The Silver Wand.

The Silver Wand?

Say hi to your mom for me.

A little bit of rejuvinatium.

And a dash of quiescentine.

Oh, whatever helps
these tennis elbows.

There. That should do it.

Okay. Mr. Moluska, just relax,

and open your mind to the healing.

Our bodies and minds must work as one.

Now, breathe in through your gills.

And out through your...

- Mom!
- I'm in with a client.

Unless you're being
attacked by winged monkeys,

this can wait.

This is bigger than winged monkeys.

West! Sorry for the
interruption, Mr. Moluska.

Oh, Cyra, I got 70,000 of my own,

and just under 5 billion grandsquid.

I get it.

When were you gonna
tell me I had an aunt?

Uh...

You know, your sister Langwidere?

Hey!

Oh, I... I'm so sorry, Mr. Moluska.

Please accept my apologies, and, uh...

a complimentary sonisphere experience.

Oh, that's not nec...

Stay away from Langwidere.

But she's family.

Biologically, yes, but we have
taken very different paths,

and I intend to keep it that way.

You should forget you ever met her.

I just want the chance
to get to know her.

Trust me, West, you don't.

Now, please, we'll
talk about this later.

Why are you freaking out so much?

Langwidere is cool.
You should see what she taught me.

What she taught you?!

You have no idea what
she is capable of, West,

and once you open that door,
there's no turning back.

Laguidere's right.

- You're never gonna let me learn
- the things I want to know.

I don't want you anywhere
near that kind of magic.

Why do you even have this kind of magic

if you never use it?

Leave that alone!

We will finish this conversation later.

Why are you wasting your talent on this?

I choose to use my talent
and my magic right here

where I can actually make a difference

one patient at a time.

You're capable of so much more.

I can't believe my mom kept my
aunt from me my whole life.

You know, if your mom
grew up with Glinda,

doesn't that mean your
aunt would know her, too?

You think she could help us find Glinda?

She did find Toto.

And she offered to teach
me the inner circle.

Want to take a trip to
the old flower district?

I don't know what that means,
but, yeah, okay.

Stop!

Oops. Sorry, I didn't see you there.

You gotta be more careful.

You coulda gotten run over.

Don't forget to look both ways.

Okay. I won't.

Well, what are you waitin' for? Go!

Um, thanks?

Are you sure the Silver
Dollar Club is around here?

It's called The Silver Wand,

and this is the old flower district.

Whoa!

The line starts here.

But we're the only ones here.

Welcome to The Silver Wand,

the most magical club in all of Oz.

State your business.

We want to get into the club.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

You want in, all you gotta
do is open the door.

- What door?
- What building?

Exactly.

That must be part of the challenge,

finding the front door.

- Do you mind?
- Not at all.

It's literally our one job.

Don't forget to make a wish.

- We're flying.
- Whee, we're free.

There must be something, right?

Dorothy, look, you can see
the edge of the building.

Whoa.

That's awesome.

You found the door. Now, open it.

Step aside, Dorothy.

To get in there, you need real magic.

Magic is the art and
science of transformation.

You're doing it, West.

There are too many of them.

Eh! Out of magic. Move along.

Dorothy? West?

You didn't see that, did you?

Eh, you made a rookie mistake.

You got so caught up in
worrying about the locks,

you forgot what the goal was.

I thought the locks were the goal.

The locks are the obstacle.

The goal was to open the door.

Keep your head high, West.

I couldn't even find the
building on my first try.

So, what brings you girls here?

We're looking for Glinda.

We need her to help us get back home.

Hmm. I might know a locating spell.

I've never seen anyone use one of those.

That's because not many
people know how to do them.

They're very difficult.

What do we need for the spell?

I've read about them.

You need something of Glinda's.

Something... Oh, I remember.

Something of great importance to her.

Oh, you're a good study, West.

Glinda's pearl. The Pearl of Pingaree.

Oh, yes. Glinda's pearl

is one of the great
sources of magic in Oz

I knew it was special.

So you've seen it, then?

Yes. We had it in our hands.

But I lost it.

Oh, well, without the pearl,

there's not much I can do
to help you find Glinda.

I'm sorry, Dorothy.

Yeah, well...

thanks for trying to help anyway.

Dorothy, we've got to
go find that pearl.

But Agent Pugmill locked
it away as evidence.

This is the closest
we've come to Glinda.

I knew something wasn't
right about those gnomes.

I'm just glad there won't be anyone
sneaking around here anymore.

Comin' to lunch?
It's hoagie season.

My favorite time of the year.

That is a lot of pearls.

That is a lot of magic.

In here!

Uh...

This area's off limits.

Cuff 'em! And bring 'em
down to the station.

- Huh?
- Uh!

Uh... Uh... I've got this, fellas.

Aren't you Joe's boy?

Yes, and he, uh... Put me in charge.

Are you sure you can
handle them on your own?

It's okay. I'll take care
of these trouble makers.

Uh...

Okay, well, holler if you need back up.

Guys, you're gonna get me in trouble.

Sorry, Ojo.

We really need to find
the Pearl of Pingaree.

We think it can lead us to Glinda.

They all look exactly alike.

How are we gonna know
which one is Glinda's?

We? What about getting in
trouble with your dad?

My dad doesn't tell me what to do.

Liar. Your dad always
tells you what to do.

- True.
- That's it!

Glinda's pearl changes color
when it detects a lie.

So you want us to lie?

Works for me.

Okay, I'll start.

I fit in here really well
with all the other Munchkins.

My mom really understands me.

I do not miss home.

I do not want to learn more magic.

I do not not think about
leaving the farm every day.

Wait, what?

That would mean you do
want to stay at the farm.

Well, whatever the lie
version of that is.

I love having Dorothy as a roommate.

Hey! Well, I love having
a roommate who snores.

That's not me, that's Toto.

Yeah? Well, Dorothy doesn't get

everyone she knows in trouble.

Guys, guys, keep it down.

West doesn't freak out every
time she gets a piece of magic.

Come on, play nice.

Dorothy is such a good friend.

That's not a lie.

Meeting Dorothy Gale was the best
thing that ever happened to me.

Come on, you don't mean that.

Oh, yeah, West.

You're not hurting my
feelings at all right now.

Y...

The Pearl of Pingaree!

Ojo, what's going on here?

Your friends are the intruders?

Dad, just let me explain.

I could get in a lot of trouble

if anyone finds you in here.

- And you!
- It's not Ojo's fault.

He was just trying to help us.

Out now!

Whatever you thought you'd find here,

just leave it alone.

Man, I'm gonna be on
fertilizer duty for weeks.

I've never seen him that mad.

Promise me you'll stay
away from the farm.

I promise.

I promise.

Am I really the worst thing
that ever happened to you?

Nah. I had poppy pox once,

and that was way worse.

Dorothy, we need to figure out

how to get back there
and get that pearl.

But we promised we wouldn't go back.

But I need...

I mean, you need that pearl

to find Glinda and get home.

I think we should just
leave the pearl alone,

and find another way.

What are you talking about?

Langwidere said she needs
the Pearl of Pingaree.

It's the only way to find Glinda.

West, about the pearl.

The first time I touched it, I...

saw something.

What did you see?

Dorothy.

Dorothy!

Come on, Dorothy. What was it?

- You.
- Me?

You were... powerful.

- Cool.
- And wicked.

Wicked?

Yeah, like at the train station,

but a thousand times worse.

So, that's how you see me?

No, not at all.

I'm just saying that no one really knows

how the pearl works for sure.

Maybe it doesn't mean anything.

But maybe... Maybe it's
some kind of warning.

All this time you knew this,

and you didn't tell me.

Well, I... I was just
trying to protect you.

Protect me? You sound like our moms.

If your mom had just told you the
truth about Oz and the journal

instead of "protecting you,"

you would never have
gotten stranded here,

and gotten all of us in this mess!

I'm gonna fix this.

Wait, West.

That pearl's really powerful.

And in the wrong hands...

How well do you even know Langwidere?

I know that my aunt is the only
one around here who trusts me.

So, magic detectors went off, huh?

Yeah, but the guards
didn't find anything.

Anything missing?

No. No, I... I don't
think anything was taken.

Something very strange is going on here.

I enjoy Gilikin folk music.

Toto has really good breath.

I'm positive that I know
what tea towels are for.

Can take it or leave it.

I love sharing my room with Dorothy.

Dorothy is the best friend I ever had.

Dorothy isn't the best
friend I ever had.

Ahh.

The evidence locker was broken into.

My dad's super angry.

Did they find West?

She's gone. What are you gonna do?

I'm going to stop her from
making a big mistake.

I hope I'm not too late.

- Ojo!
- I've gotta go. Bye.

Bye.

Welcome to The Silver Wand,

the most magical club in all of Oz.

State your business.

I'm here to see my Aunt Langwidere.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

You want in, all you gotta do...

I know, I know.

All I've gotta do is open the door.

So many locks.

Remember the goal.

It's not about the locks.

The goal is to...

Mmm.

Open the door!

Go on in.

So, this is what it's like in here?

Cool.

Did you bring the pearl?

Yeah, I got it.

And it might have cost
me my best friend.

Friends come and go, West,

but you only have one family.