Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 4, Episode 13 - Dark Horse - full transcript

Previously on Lost Girl...

We pay reverence to our departed Siren.

Whoever takes this seed

will have the combined power
of the Una Mens.

Welcome to my world, you are 100% human.

- You are a part of all of us.
- Unclaim me Bo.

- The Queen doesn't just mean the queen.
- Bo it means you're the one.

Between the warrior and the
queen, one of the two shall die.

- You choose him?
- I chose you. And you broke my heart.

Together they will release
the Lord of Darkness.

My intentions were true,
but years of imprisonment



weakened my judgment; clouded
my reason. I was a fool.

I stood in front of my
friends and said I choose you!

Rosette was my most loyal general;
we loved one another.

If he managed to turn her against me...

He made her throw herself
into a fire, Rainer!

- Who is he, Bo?
- Someone even the Blood King fears.

My father manipulated all of us.

There's one advantage ...
one thing your father never could foresee.

We share something real.
Something good.

Rainer.
What's happening to me?

- Our marks...
- No. His mark.

Bo, whatever happens, we will fight it.

Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's even harder when you
don't know what you are.



My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years.

Searching while hiding.

Only to find out that I belong
to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

4x13 - "Dark Horse"

You.

What have you done to her!

I knew you were poison.

This, from the King
who separated families,

made children watch their
parents burn at the stake

if they didn't choose
between light and dark!

Stop... please.
The Pyrripus.

You've heard of The Pyrripus??

We ran into these warrior nuns.
Lots of white, even more crazy.

Trick, they worship a horse god.

A demon. They think it's my father.

We bound to break your curse.

Instead we opened the gateway to Hel.

You should never have left the train.

You're the one who put me
there in the first place!

You dared to challenge the blood laws!

When will you take responsibility
for the chaos you've caused?

You forget who you're talking to.

I wasn't scared of you then
and I'm not scared of you now.

Stop!
My father's close.

- How do you know?
- I can feel him.

He's trying to cross the bridge.

He's trying to bring her out.

- He needs her, Trick.
- Who?

Ah!

The Dark Queen.

Me.

I've always known this, but
now I need you to tell me

everything you know about my blood.

Mother, it's burning.
But I'm so cold.

So cold and so hollow.

And the horrific answer to
the nature/nurture debate.

It takes both to truly make a monster.

First a human, then a monster now a god.

A god with the twig of Zamora...

Yeah, whose power is diminishing

now that you've killed
the last Zamoran heir.

Way to go, Massimo, way to go.

You watch!

Now your only chance at being
immortal is someone writing

a shitty pop song about you, hmm?

About a villain who
cries about his Mommy

whose hair goes prematurely gray.

The only thing awaiting
you is this grave.

I swallowed the origin seed,
and now it's trying to devour me!

It took a council of
six Fae to keep control

on the Una Mens power.

The human brain can only
take so much, Massimo.

You are wrong.
I'm finally the man I'm supposed to be.

A man who would make my mother proud.

You think that Evony
would be proud of this?

She didn't want one mead, nor seed;

no Valkyrie hair, no maidens fair.

No, wait.
She did want the maiden.

Yes. Yes, that'll work.

That's what we'll bring to Mother...

- No.
- ... the Succubus' head.

I swear,
the true identity of your father

remains shrouded from me.

Much like your own guilt.

Enough.
We don't have time for petty bickering.

Petty? He killed thousands of Fae.

And more will die if we
don't close the gateway.

Trick. My father.

When the Blood King's
daughter attacked the Dark,

to avenge her mother's death,
the King had to set an example.

To prove that his blood
laws were infallible.

I had no choice but to
hand her over to the Dark.

Aife is your mother?

I prayed she'd be executed.
She wasn't.

All of those years
in the black dungeons.

Centuries. They used her.

Aife has my Light blood.
The blood of a mage.

Blood that drains life for
nourishment and self survival.

As with all Fae.

But the blood of your father ...
whoever he may be ... allows you

to drain life from many victims ...
and more importantly,

to transfer that life force
to someone other than yourself.

You have inherited the abilities

of both your mother and your father.

I have hybrid blood?

Blood that I fear
will help your father escape.

Not only could your blood lift curses,
but you could lead armies.

Resurrect the fallen as
they die on the battlefield.

Free the masses.

Or enslave them, if she's
coerced by the wrong hand.

You stop talking about me
like I'm not here.

Nobody's going to use me for anything.
You understand?

- So what now?
- We check out this portal.

No. Whoever your father
is, that is what he wants;

for you to be the instrument
of escape from his prison.

Then where do you suggest I go?

Why not swing by my place?
It's where I've got your blonde box.

Though, she's more of a
walking medical kit, really.

What the hell do you want with Lauren?

Oh my dear Magic Muff:
all I want is you,

dead, at the Morrigan's feet.

Kenzi!
What's going on?

Her blood's everywhere, she left
her cell phone behind, and she

was obviously looking for
something in the Dark Archives.

And check this out.

- Bo.
- Who else.

And Lauren? What happened here?

I don't know.

First of all, I goosed
her sweet berries.

Right where you're sitting.

Ew. Graphic and confusing.

How do I control the
temperature in here.

It's freezing one minute and then
summer in Palm Springs the next.

Fae menopause?

No... she's human.

Ow!

I've been waiting
three years to do that.

What's with all the punching?!

I finally get what
'not in the face' means!

How is it that you are human?

Champers for the good Doctor
and her miracle snatch.

Normally I'd want her incinerated,
but my son took her.

And I need Lauren. Alive.

She's the only one who can fix... this.

You have a son?

- It is Vex?
- As if I'd let him wear that

too-old-to-be-goth
shit if he was.

- Massimo.
- Are you kidding me?!

What can I say, Wall Street
in the 80s was totally gnarly.

A weak moment with a human
led to birthing an infection.

Who has become more dangerous
than a mutating plague.

I locked him up myself, in the Dal.

- No, Vex let him out.
- That little shit.

Where would Massimo have taken Lauren?

Where he always goes to lick his
wounds when things don't go his way.

Which they never do,
because he totally sucks.

Ever since he was a little boy,
with his adorable curls

and his... hugs.

He wanted to be one of us; instead,

he taught himself about our ways;
surrounded himself with

- the secrets of the Dark.
- The Archives.

Then what does he want now, Evony?

What all the boys want, darling.
Me.

Evony sent you?

Well you give her a message.

As much as I can't
wait to tear you apart

for what you did to Hale,
I'm busy dealing with

a rising army of the dead
and a real bad guy.

Do you want this to get real bad?

Have you ever heard of a Raiju ...
a thunder beast?

Because I have.
And I took this from her.

What's he matter, Bo-Bo?
Looking a little peaked.

Why don't you have a seat?

The seed.

You stole the seed from my vault!

And I swallowed it whole, yum yum.

- I'll deal with the Druid!
- No. She'll need you.

You owe me this at least!

And who the hell are you?

Tell the Valkyrie.
My soul is hers again.

This is gonna be fun.

I'm sorry. For everything...

No!

Oh god, his foresight...
it's too powerful!

No...

He's gone.

- How did I get here?
- Trick's stronger than he looks.

And he kind of drugged you.

Oh. Groovy.

He went to the Light Fae
library to get some text that

he thinks has information
on the soldiers of Hel.

Oh god. Rainer.

You're pretty beat up.

I figure, a few broken ribs,
busted collarbone.

Oh. Where's a hot Kitsune med
student when you need one, huh?

Hale, Rainer.
I couldn't save them.

And Lauren's been taken by some asshole
that I can't even get close to.

I let everybody down.
I don't know what to do.

Why don't you suck it up
and get your shit together?

Excuse me?

It sucks to be leader,
sucks to be queen,

it sucks sucks sucks.
Get over it!

- How dare you!
- Oh poor me, I'm the chosen one.

Why don't you act like it for once?

You taste... different. Happy.

There will be time to mourn.
Later.

Look, I'm still not strong
enough to defeat Massimo.

He's basically invincible.
He won't die.

But we'll have fun trying to make him.

Over and over again.

You guys okay?

Hi.

Hi.

Well, that was awkward.

Armageddon can be.
Just ask Ben and Liv.

You have to forgive her, Kenz.
Life is too short.

Yeah, I remember, my
boyfriend just died. Thanks.

And Rainer's also dead.

Which means I have his soul,
and a second chance to deliver it

where I should have in the first place.

- It could end my exile from Valhalla.
- Mhm.

That was that bitch Rosette's.

And it's in Norwegian, right?

This drawing.
Gates closing over flames.

- People cheering. What is this?
- A sale at Ikea?

Can you translate this part for me?

Daughter. Heart.

As in, the daughter's
heart will close the portal?

Do you think that means Bo's gonna
have to rip it out of her chest?

Let's not tell Bo. Yet.

- Let's get Lauren first. Okay?
- Okay.

Lauren comes first.

And your father?

Daddy Darko waited
thirty years to show up,

he can wait another hour.

- We get Lauren, or we get dead.
- Whatever it takes.

I do need something from you though.

No, not that, I already fed off Tamsin.

Really?

If I'm gonna stand even half
a chance at beating Massimo,

I need to get back to myself.
And I need a witness.

- That's your Dark Fae contract.
- Rainer had it on him when he...

But now Rainer's dead,
the Una Mens are dead,

everyone's dead except
for the guy who should be.

And now so are my ties to the Dark.

Bo, I don't think that's gonna work.

No piece of paper is
going to tell me who I am.

- Are you okay?
- Rainer was my partner;

someone who wanted to end the
tyranny between Light and Dark.

He was a good man, Dyson,
who made a terrible mistake.

I see now why Hale was so grounded.

Because he had a purpose.

All my life I've been
searching for a King.

When what I should have been
searching for is a Queen.

My blood is yours.

My soul. My body.

I swear fealty to you, Isabeau.

Because no matter where you
came from or what made you,

by your side is where
I want to be. Forever.

I kinda thought we were fighting.

We kind of were.

I love you.

And that's why I need you
to serve with me, not for me.

Sorry. We found out some
more stuff about the portal.

Book's calling it the "Cinvat."

And it's at the Spiritual
Center for crazy pony ladies.

So what do you say cowboy?

- Should we break some fillies?
- Giddy up.

So this is what what a
portal to the underworld

looks like these days.

Yeah.
It's kinda hard to miss.

Horse heads, broken bits of carousels.

- Daddy's got a flair for the drama, huh?
- Go big or go Hel.

What do you think
is coming out of that thing?

Shitload of revenants.

Bo, don't!

I am your Queen, whether
you swear it or not, fool.

And my true army cometh.

I was beyond by blood

and let it be in it. {*}

Humans, Fae...
all will bow before me.

Bo, come back to me, please!

All will break beneath the
power of the Pyrripus...

Dyson. I can't stop.

Fight it!

Dyson, do something!

Oh, you need some new moves.

Really?
Works every time.

Turning me off
instead of turning me on?

You ready for a threesome?

And you think I need new material?

Relax.

You're gonna wear out
your big boy pants.

You know when you smirk like that,

it really brings out the
lines around your eyes.

Oh Patrick. You're as
witty as you are powerful.

- How come we've never... ?
- You're not really my type.

Because I'm human?

A mother?!

- A stone cold bitch.
- Oh, boo. Bitch is just a word men use

when they feel threatened
by the chick in charge.

I'm not going to apologize for
being smart, or ambitious...

Or trying to kill everyone I love?

Please: if your
grand-slaughter's Dad is who

you're too scared to say he is,

we're all gonna be
Bo-be-que'd anyway.

Might as well have
a little fun first. Hmm?

There's got to be another way.

Resurrect the Terracotta Army?
Dig up the Sharur?

There's only one way to
close the gates of Hel,

and it's not going to involve
a mythical talking mace.

Think old man. How do
these things usually work?

Souvent, une petite chose
jette une grande ombre.

Sometimes the smallest thing
casts the longest shadow.

So. We just gonna sit here
and wait for enslavement,

chaos and anarchy?
Because we're almost out of booze.

- Hardly.
- Ew. What is that feeling?

The sense that, for once,
you're doing the right thing?

Oh...
I have a wedgie.

God!
Being human sucks!

Still, if I'm gonna go out,
I'm going out looking fabulous.

Trust me, you do.
Ready for this?

A mother's work is never done.

Neither is a grandfather's.

Well that was athletic.

Dyson, that was three.
How many cursed souls

have died on the battle
fields of history?

- Millions.
- About that kiss...

- Should I say I'm sorry?
- For what, saving me?

- Are you're okay?
- Yeah. I feel awesome.

Dyson, my father is close.
I feel so powerful.

You're channeling his
energy through the portal.

Can you control it?

Maybe it's time I got
a little out of control.

That's good to hear.
Because she needs you.

You're not going to
tell me to save the world

- instead of the girl?
- You've taught me well.

And she's my friend too.

My father's going to keep sending
those things out of the portal

to try to bait me.
I need you to contain

the dead warriors that
come out of that Cinvat.

Do not let them get above ground.

Have Tamsin cast doubt over them.

Make them go at each others' throats.
And then tear them out.

With pleasure.
And what about Kenzi?

Keep her close. Keep her safe.

- Can you do all that?
- Hold off the armies of Hel?

I thought you'd never ask, my Queen.

Kenzi...

You're gonna be fine.

I am Evony's son.

I was burned alive for seven days.

I can handle the Wanderer's gift.

You have Rainer's foresight?
What did you do to him?

Pain is a cleanser.
So much pain!

I hope you choke on it.

I have absorbed all things Fae.

I am knowledge you can only dream of.

You're a psycho loser with
a brain full of shit that

you don't even know how to use.

And it sounds like you might
be allergic to origin seed.

I got your epi-pen right here.

What'd ya say, Druid?
A little prick to end a big prick?

- Are you okay?
- You shouldn't have come.

- I always do.
- Thank goddess.

Lovers' laments before you both die.

What do you know about love?

I know that Mother's obsessed with you.

And you're obsessed with her.
Gee. I wonder why you're single.

She's hard on me because
she wants me to be the best.

And now I am.

The Una Mens is able to
reflect the power of any Fae

who dared to challenge them.

And I've absorbed all
those powers, sixfold.

It is a nifty bag of
tricks to choose from!

You are a monster.

Let's start with a tribute
to my last kill, as a human.

A pretty little ditty
from your favorite siren!

Destiny. Boo-yah.

Stop it!
She's had enough!

Why you telling me?
She's the one who won't quit.

- Let her go.
- I like an audience.

Do you know you're
gonna breathe your dying breath,

helpless, watching me
kill the good doctor?

You have a very rich fantasy life.

I can see the battle ahead.

Courtesy of... I've
already forgotten his name.

Ow.

- You okay?
- Two minutes, I'll be out of these cuffs.

Seriously?

I learned a lot from Kenzi's
shadow thief training.

It's not just about panty removal.

Your foreplay was always top notch.

Whew! Ding ding ding!
Ready for round three?

First thing's first.
Let's kill this motherlover.

When in doubt, go with the classics.

Wow, you almost had me there.

Must have a little something
extra in the slutty tank today.

Yeah, it's called the
coming apocalypse, dick.

Now, if you'd just die like a good boy,
I could get back to dealing with it.

You know...
your origins are fascinating, Succubus.

"The power of the Pyrripus".

What do you know about it?

I know that being raised
by humans made you soft.

I know that the Keeper was
right to warn you of the shit

that's coming your way.

Feels pretty crappy, doesn't it Bo-Bo?

Being helpless? Being mortal?

Is that how you've felt,
all these years?

Mom?!

- This isn't what Trick and I discussed.
- Collateral damage.

Looks like once again ...
only I'll choose who lives

and who dies.

I've never actually seen a
Valkyrie in battle before.

It's impressive.

Got anything under that
codpiece worth fighting for?

You should know.

- What are these hell spawns?
- The first of millions.

- If we don't get out of here...
- Shut up!

I'm just saying.
We're outnumbered.

Two against the scourges of Hel?

Three.

Time to stop dwelling in the past,

and get to fixing the future.

Where's Kenzi?

- Safe.
- For now.

You let her go
or I blow your bitch brains

all over your girlfriend's face.

Ugh, terrible.
Who taught you to threaten?

Yum.
I bet human mommy tastes delicious.

Delectable.
But don't take my word for it.

Don't you hurt her!

Ow... I can taste how she
really feels about you.

Coward. Pathetic. Mistake.

See, it's not sucking
chi that makes me special.

It's that I learned how to stop.

For ten years,
I went on a killing spree.

Then I found my friends.
You think you know love?

Use it to save her.

Go on. Save her!

I could breathe the chi back into her.

But you don't have that power yet.
No matter how much you care.

Mommy!

Make it better.

I'll need someone else's chi to do that.

A life for a life.
That's the Fae way.

You can't hurt me.
You can't kill me.

- I've got...
- A tiny twig?

Hale's last gift.

You think that's what stopped me?

I've got other plans for you.

Well, daddy's coming to play.

You're both gonna die anyway.

At least we'll die a family.

That is for laying a finger on Lauren.

For Rainer.

For Hale.

And that is for breaking Kenzi's heart.

It's okay.
It's okay, I got you.

Kenzi!
What are you doing here?

We can't wait any longer.

We're outnumbered and you're injured.

We have to fight, we
have to keep fighting.

We have to close the portal.

We don't know how...

Dyson, I get it now.
I do have a part to play.

What are you talking about?

Destiny. It has
a real sick sense of fun.

It is the only way
to close the gateway to Hel.

Bo's true heart.

And I'm it.

- You wore it...
- I love it.

- And Rainer..?
- You were wrong about him.

At least I was right about you.

Always have been, since
the first moment we met.

And I've always known
you were extraordinary.

But now, a human doctor
who can turn the Fae mortal?

They're gonna be coming for you.

- Yeah? Let 'em try.
- You really are Dark.

No Bo. I'm yours.

We have to go.

My father, portal to Hel,
Tamsin and Dyson

and Kenzi, oh god, Kenzi...

I'm going to stay.
Evony's stable, and you know...

just Hippocratic oath and all that.

- Shit, you're serious.
- You saw her, all vulnerable and human.

And I kind of did this to her, so...

Craziest thing of all?
I actually get it.

Get out of here, Succubus.
Destiny's calling.

Dyson! There's too many!

- Bo's heart is her heart!
- It's never that simple with you Fae!

It is always a metaphor, a symbol.
Dyson, it's me.

Kenzi, the Cinvat is
concentrated energy.

Do you know what it will do to you?

Bo's the only one who
can help us, Dyson.

And she needs me to help her!

- No! I'll go.
- No, Dyson.

She loves you, yes.
She loves Lauren.

But you know that it's me,
I'm her heart, you know that.

Look, I have a plan. Okay?

Rainer had the gift of foresight.

He knew this would
happen ... had to happen.

Now Tamsin has his soul, the
golden ticket to Valhalla.

That's where she'll take
me when this is all over,

- that's where I'll wait.
- No!

Yes, Dyson.
If I go out like this, a warrior.

In battle... maybe I'll even
get to see him... again...

I will wait for Bo in Valhalla.

You know she will never
stop looking for me.

She'll never stop
fighting to bring me home.

Something big is coming.
The Pyrripus!

It's the only way, Dyson.

It's the only way Bo can save the world!

Oh. Kenzi, no. No.

No, no, no!

Dyson, no.
Kenzi!

Valhalla.

Tamsin!

Come on Tammy. Hey hey.

No...
You shouldn't be here!

But I am.

- Kenzi...
- Yeah?

- She's gone.
- Hey. We'll get her back.

No. No!

You cannot let Bo
find the second Hel shoe.

Why, Tamsin, why?
What did you see?

Hey, it's gonna be okay.
I'm going to get you out of here.

I'm not leaving you behind again.

It's okay.

There, there. Come on.

We buried Rainer near the
battlefield at Ancrum Moor.

It only seemed right
that he should rest with those

who fought and died for him.

There's been too much dying
already. It's been hard.

I have lost so much.

But I have to be strong.

Now more than ever.

I miss you.

But more than that, I need you.
I need your courage.

But I'm done crying.

I'm done being scared.

No one else will die on my watch.

Whatever it takes, I will get you back.

They want me to be afraid?

It's them who should be afraid.

Of me.