Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 3, Episode 6 - The Kenzi Scale - full transcript

The gang stages an intervention against an increasingly erratic Bo. Bo believes the only way to save someone close to her is to accept help from the person she trusts least - only to learn the truth about secrets kept by the people she trusted most.

Trick!

- You're hurting me, Bo-Bo!
- This is not Kenzi!

Don't call me that!
Kenzi calls me that!

Where is she?!

What are you doing?!
Dyson!

- Kenzi: Let go!!!
- Gimme my friend, we got a deal, Bitch!

Bar's closed!!!

- I am your friend, Bo-Bo!
- Don't call me that!

Everyone out!
NOW!

Bo, Bo...
What's going on?

I know it looks like
Kenzi, but it's not her.



I didn't just grab you!

She's lying!
Trick, she's lying!

Stop it!
One at a time.

- Bo is killing again.
- Yes!

How dare you...

- Let go of me! She's lying...
- Bo-Bo, please...

Please, I'm just
trying to help you!

Trick: We all are.
I need you to be calm.

How do you know
this isn't Kenzi?

I just know.
In my bones I know...

I need something
more than that.

When I told her that I thought
I might be killing again?

She didn't care.

Trick, it is not Kenzi,
I am telling you.



You see?

Put her in holding.

Yes... please...
Thank you.

We have to figure out
what happened to her...

In the Keg Room.

No! Not me! Her!

Bo, we're going
to figure this out.

You don't believe me!
You have to believe...!

Dyson: Sorry, Bo...

Trick, Kenzi is in trouble!
Trick, look at her!

She's lying, Trick!

Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's harder when you
don't know what you are.

My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years...

Searching while hiding...

Only to find that I belong
to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

3x06 - The Kenzi Scale

Lauren should be here by now.

The girlfriend needs to
sign off on Bo's arrest?

How many more Fae have to
die before you wake up?!

Bo's not a killer.

It's time we take her
to the Dark Fae Compound.

Enough!

My granddaughter stays here until
we figure out what's going on.

Lauren will be here any minute,
and she'll run some tests.

- Until then, we keep Bo safe!
- Who died and made you King?

No one ... and as the
proprietor of this way station

I have the right to declare sanctuary.

[ slam! ]

- Hey... you okay?
- Poor Bo-Bo.

Look, she didn't mean it.
Any of it.

She's just... sick, or something.

But how could she think that ...
that I'm not me?

Who else would I be?

I don't know.
But she's going to be okay.

I'm just, I'm freaking out.
It's my best friend.

I know.

- Dyson... a word?
- I'll be back.

Can't wait.

What do you need me to do?

I told you to look out for her.
To watch her.

- That's what I needed you to do.
- Trick, I have been watching her.

- How long?
- How long what?

How long have you suspected
Bo has been killing again?

We found two bodies
in the last few weeks.

We think they're Succubus feeds,
but we're not sure.

I don't care if you're sure.

You tell me when it happens.
That's your job.

That's always been your
job to watch over her!

- That was three years ago, Trick.
- That is not the point.

- Then what is the point?!
- The point is ...!

I thought I chose wisely.
Maybe I was wrong.

[ sigh ]

Hey...

So, sorry your friend
turned crazy psychobitch.

You're so not.

Still.
Must really suck for you.

- Thanks.
- She really confessed?

Another rough sex game
gone wrong for Bo-Bo.

It happens.
If you're a Succubus.

But earlier you gave her an alibi.

Earlier I wasn't scared for my life.

Must be horrible to hear
Bo say all those things.

Best friends fight.

- Is there a problem?
- You really don't like me, do you?

You... you have been trying
to put my BFF in jail forever.

So no... not a big fan of that.

Gee... such a shame.

I'm gonna go home and
grab some stuff for Bo-Bo.

Rehab is rough and no one
makes care packages like moi.

So, Peace! Bottle blonde.

Good chat.

[ Bo struggling ]

Oh... oh!

Thank God you're here!
I knew you'd come.

Did you manage to talk
some sense into them?

Bo, I need to take
a sample of your hair.

- What?
- I need a DNA sample...

You need to help me get out of here.

- Not you.
- I'm sorry ...

You're sorry?

Kenzi is out there somewhere.
She could be hurt.

She could be really hurt!

Just let me take
a sample and I can help you.

- It's the only way I know how...
- How can you not believe me?

Look at you!
You're acting crazy.

Because Kenzi is missing!

Are you scared of me?

- Are you?
- Look, you're sick, baby.

And I can help you.

- I will never forgive you for this.
- Well, I hope that's not true.

Look, everything is
going to be okay, sweetie.

You're right.
Just as soon as I get out of here

and figure out what happened to Kenzi.

- Will you please just give me some time?
- Time?

Sure.

But if Kenzi dies ... it's on you.

I just want you to know that.

Sweetie.

[ music ]

Who's there?
Bo??

Hi. Ugh, you should have
seen me with le gang.

I was so good!

- What is that outfit?
- Bo and I did a little shopping.

If you're going to rip off my look,
at least respect the Kenzi brand.

God, you look disgusting.
Ever heard of blush?

I got this for you.

Bon appetit.

- Are you serious?
- Ungrateful-much?

An earring isn't food!
I'm starving!

- You ate three days ago.
- Exactly!

Okay, call me crazy but eating every
day is a bit much, don't you think?

Which reminds me ...
what kind of ice cream does Bo like?

- You stay away from her.
- I'm just trying to help.

Let's be honest.
Your friendship needs a little reno.

Besties aren't supposed to have secrets.

- We don't have any secrets.
- Really?

Then why couldn't you
tell Bo about your rash?

- How do you know about my rash?
- Where do you think you got it from?

The Norn.

- What was in the bottle that...
- Spilled all over your arm?

My powers.
Don't you get it?!

My abilities were yours.
You were, like, Fae.

What do you mean... I was Fae?

Awww... just like a human.

Didn't even know what you had.

I've been meaning to thank you...

it is so awesome
getting my glamour back.

You are so crazy.

Bo-Bo doesn't think so.
Actually, she thinks I'm you.

She'll never buy it.

Sweetie...
don't worry. Okay?

I am gonna be such a good friend to Bo.

God knows she needs me, especially now.

- Be happy for us.
- What do you want from me!?

What do you want from me!?

Dyson can smell Fae.
He'll save me! He always does!

Not if I top up.
Mmmm... just what I need:

[ sniffing ]

Mmmm, a little more Eau d'Kenzi.

Dyson, Bo ... they're all going
to come for me, you psycho!

You sad, silly girl.

Your friends don't even know you're...
[ snarling ] ...missing!

Hm.

Oh, and I left some
not-so-friendlys outside.

[ roars ]

[ struggling ]

I've got a surprise for you...

What is that smell?
It smells like dirt or clay.

Or coconut!

Your favourite!

I'm not hungry.

I'll leave it here for later.

Actually...

I changed my mind.
Whoever you are.

Please, just... call me Kenzi.

Okay.

Kenzi.

I'll have some ice cream.

You know...
we could all be friends.

Together.

We'll go get Kenzi and
then all is forgiven.

That is all I've ever wanted.

I knew you could love me.

I really think we are
in such a good place.

Me, too.

Just let me out of here
and we'll all be happy.

But we don't need Kenzi.
You have me now.

I will be a much better best friend.

[gasp!]

I doubt that.

Because my best friend knows
I hate coconut ice cream.

Kenzi's alive.
And she's made you her little messenger.

Ugh... that bitch!

That lying human bitch!

Ugh!

Why does this keep happening?!
Why does this keep happening?!!!

None of you will be my friend...

[ crying ]

Why does this keep happening?

Maybe because you're completely insane.

Well, you're the one they've locked up.

- If you hurt her...
- You miss Kenzi?

Well, take a good look,

'cause this is the last time
you'll ever see her face.

[ rawr! ]

Dyson!

Oh, thank God...

She's trying to hurt me again!

- What's going on here?
- She's gone totally Hannibal Lector...

I told you not to come in here.

Dyson, please!
Look at her!

Come on...

[ music ]

- You texted?
- Heard the good news.

A little birdie told me about the
Succubitch's blow-out at the Dal.

- What do you want?
- Bo.

Strung up and executed.

The Dark Fae that she
fed on is an eyewitness

to exactly how excessive
her appetite has become.

- That Fae's in a coma.
- You're observant.

You're also a Valkyrie.

And we both know what that means.

Wake him up so he can ID Bo.

He'll be a vegetable
for the rest of his life.

Oh, boo...

don't grow a conscience on me now.
I read your rap sheet.

This little errand is
right in your wheelhouse.

- You give me too much credit...
- ...and you don't give me enough.

I hope you haven't fallen in love

with the Happy Sunshine
Gang on your exchange program

- with the Light.
- I am not one of them.

That's right.

Your loyalties lie with me.

Fine.

- I'm on it.
- Cheers, darling.

And would it kill you to smile?

All that attitude will
only give you wrinkles.

I knew you'd save me.
You always do.

What the hell were you doing down there?

- I told you to stay away from her.
- I just wanted to get her some ice cream.

- I thought maybe if I was nice...
- What happened when we went to see the Norn?

- What?
- The Norn... what happened?

She conned you.

Like she always does,
but I got your love back.

- How?
- Dyson...

- How?!
- With a chainsaw!

I cut down her stupid
tree and I forced her!

And when the Garuda
killed Ciara I was the one

that went back and saved
your stupid wolf ass!

So, why are you being so mean to me?

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry, Kenz.
I just had to be sure.

It's okay.
It's okay...

I'm just so scared.
I feel like I've lost my best friend.

You haven't lost her.

- And you still got me. Right?
- I don't feel safe.

- I don't want to go home.
- Well, you could stay with me.

[ music ]

How's it going over there?

From over here, it
looks like those shackles

are made of reinforced steel.
That's pretty strong stuff.

And you're looking weaker by the minute.

Just another reason not to
waste my breath, talking to you.

- You don't give up, do you?
- When it comes to Kenzi, no.

And I never will.

Well, in that case, you're
gonna need some help.

I thought you wanted me locked up.

Ugh, I do...
but, not like this.

Anyway, you're gonna
need some help finding

your little goth friend.
That thing is not Kenzi.

But we're going to need some proof.

This better not be a joke.

No joke.

Open the door... we have to hurry.

- Thank you.
- You mess this up, all bets are off.

So, how do we get out of here?

Why don't we just walk
out the front door?

What about Dyson?

I think we have a little window of time.

- Good plan.
- Guess that window closed.

What's going on here?

I thought you were taking
Kenzi back to your place.

Change of plans...
Why is Bo out of her bonds?

She needed some exercise.

Look...

We both know there's
only one way out of this.

I agree.
And it's back that way.

I will stop you if I have to.

If there's one thing I hate,
it's a man getting in the way

of what I want. It's so... retro.

Dyson, Kenzi is out there.
You need to help us.

No, you need to go back, Bo.
I made a promise!

No!
Not until I find Kenzi.

For the record:

I really didn't want to have to do this.

- What? Give up peacefully?
- Funny...

People never seem to learn...

don't mess with a Valkyrie.

[ tense sound ]

- What are you?
- What are you doing to him?

Bo needs help... she...
she needs to be restrained.

[ whack! ]

What was that??

Come on, Shawshank...
we're running out of time.

I saw her face.
She had these little teeth.

- Like little, teeny, tiny teeth?
-Yes!

Ugh, I think it's a Kitsune, a Fox Fae.

- You know what that thing is?
- Yeah.

We need to find her and
force her to take us to Kenzi.

I might know a short cut.
Did a job for friends a while back...

That's not cryptic at all...

Is Dyson going to be okay?

- What did you do to him?
- Just jammed his signals a little bit.

A little doubt goes a long way.

He'll be second-guessing himself
for a while, but he'll be fine.

Doubt, huh?

It's kinda my thing.

Well, it was intense.

Glad you enjoyed the show.

- Any news?
- Bo's test results are baffling.

Her blood pressure is through the roof,

but her glucose levels have
come back completely normal.

But the most distressing thing...

...her cells are dying.
They're being attacked.

- A virus.
- You would think.

But there's no sign of infection.

Unless The Morrigan has found
another way to attack Bo.

What's your margin of error?

I know how to conduct
tests on my patients.

That's not what I'm implying...

It's just that science
isn't always exact.

Of course science is exact.

These test results
are just inconclusive.

This isn't a parasite, Trick.
That's the first thing that I checked.

Maybe you missed something.

I know the biochemical
anatomy of my girlfriend!

I didn't miss anything. I am
telling you, this is something

that is happening "in" Bo, not
something that happened "to" her.

We're both too close,
sometimes our emotions

cloud our judgment.
All I'm saying is

that maybe we're looking
in the wrong place.

Is there something
you're not telling me?

Just ...
we need more samples.

Leave nothing to chance.

Okay...
I want to check on Bo anyway.

I'll come with you.

[ music ]

Bo?

So, I'm taking another gap year.

Interior Design was
killer last semester.

Even after she slept with her prof.

- Lola, this is my friend, Bo.
- As in, unaligned Succubus Bo?

I heard she was in Hecuba prison.

- I heard she went Dark.
- I heard she was pretty.

This girl's all pasty.

And to think I felt I missed
out by not going to college.

Okay...
we're looking for a friend of yours,

she used to live here.
She liked shiny things?

Inari's no friend to anybody.

This one time,
I woke up from a nap

and Inari was just ...
staring at me.

One time, she used my toothbrush.
Like in her mouth.

Not to mention your boyfriend.
In her mouth.

[ hiss! ]

It got so crazy, we had to
boot her out of Gamma Chi.

She burned down our last den...
the old Sorority House

and that's when we hired
Tamsin for security.

I made her doubt
herself and her friends,

told her The Norn
could grant her a wish.

For a price.

The one thing Inari
really wanted was a friend.

So she agreed to make
a trade, but she didn't know

that the Norn would
take her Glamour powers.

Without them, she couldn't feed.

Not being able to Kitsune
made her go cray-cray.

Does The Norn still have
Inari's powers bottled up?

411 is some human chick
busted into The Norn's

and went all lumberjack on her tree.

Spilled a bottle of Inari
juice all over herself.

And when Inari found out,
she went on this bender

and stalked the poor thing
to get her powers back.

That's Kenzi.
Why would Kenzi see the Norn?

Ok. Do any of you know
where Inari's at now?

Whenever we used to fight,
she would ...

- Shut up, Kasey!
- Yeah, Kasey...

I don't want her coming after us.

It's cool...
Tam-Tam's our friend.

Well...

Sometimes she crashed
in this creepy cave,

near the old dump off HWY 8.

Do not underestimate her.

I wouldn't want to be that human.

Dyson...

[ groaning ]

Are you okay?

Where are they?
Where'd they go?

What happened?
Where's Bo?

- I don't know. I...
- Your pupils keep dilating.

- Dyson, what happened?
- Did you want me to let them go?

You're not making sense.
Where's Bo?

Tamsin... it was Tamsin.

Tamsin took her? Where?
The Morrigan?

No, no, they... ugh...

they went to look for the real Kenzi.
What did she do to me?

Valkyries use their
power of intimidation

to spread and plant doubt.
It's a potent tool of war.

Her face...

...changed.

They only reveal their true
selves to their opponents.

It's part of their deception.

Bo...

- Gotta find Bo...
- No.

The effects take time to wear off.

You'll still be doubting your
thoughts and your feelings for a while.

Even when you feel like
you're back to your old self,

you still might be under her spell.

- No, I, I, I gotta find Bo...
- Dyson, just go home and sleep it off.

Okay...

Kenzi!

[ phone ringing ]

Dyson...

Hey, boy.

Thanks for the hangover headache.

Didn't even have the pleasure
of getting drunk with you first.

- Pleasure was all mine.
- I know your game now, Tamsin.

I'm going to see it coming next time.

So like a man...
always begging for a next time.

I told Trick that you wouldn't
take Bo to The Morrigan.

I gave you my word, didn't I?

That's not worth much, I'm afraid.

- I'm helping Bo find the real Kenzi.
- Is that a trick, too?

No.
But this is.

Tamsin?

- What was that?
- Bad reception.

Tamsin? [ dial tone ]

Dammit...

Hi. You're home.

Yeah, what's left of me.

I feel like I left my head under
the boulder that crushed it.

Mmmm...
Poor... poor wolf pup.

It's nothing a nap won't cure.

- How about you take the bed?
- Really?

Cuz I would feel much
safer with you close by.

I'm small, I won't
take up too much room.

Please, Dyson?

Please, just until I fall asleep?

[ sigh ]

Thank you.
I feel so much better.

Just try to get some sleep.

[ music ]

You okay back there?
Need to sit down?

What?
No, I'm good.

We can take a break.

This isn't a break.

This is me relishing
the chance to grill you.

Okay...

So, this is what you do for fun?
Track people?

Did.
Past life, past tense.

- And it wasn't always this much fun.
- Right.

So, how did a bounty hunter like
you end up being a cop? Here...

Special assignment...
I pissed off the wrong people.

- No, really... I am asking.
- But you're not really listening.

There...
There's that smell again.

What smell?

When Inari ... that thing ...
brought me ice cream ...

I smelled something.
I don't know, like, clay, I think.

It's getting stronger.

- Is that a Succubus thing?
- No. It is a new thing.

Ugh...

- You're not okay.
- Don't worry about it...

we need to keep moving.

[ tense sound ]

What the hell was that?

Come on, Dyson...
we're finally alone.

Don't tell me you've never
thought about this before.

Mmmmm...

Ahhhh!

- This isn't happening...
- We can do whatever you want...

I can be your slave, Dyson.
And you could be mine...

Bo was right...
You are not...

[ rawr! ]

...Kenzi.
[ hissing ]

[ snarling ]

I... just...
want to love you.

[ growling ]

[ rawr! ]

[ bang! ]

Kenzi: Inari?

Hello?

I take back what I said...

Your outfit isn't totally hein...

Where are you?

[ snarling ]

Oh, no...

[ snarling ]

[ chains rattling ]

[ snarling ]

[ speaking Russian ]

Uh!

[ snarling ]

Get out!!!

May the force...
be... with... me.

[ struggling ]

Not exactly a bobby pin, but...

Sorry, guys...
I ain't dog food.

[ music ]

Can't say I didn't
learn me some skill...

Dyson!
I came as soon as I could...

I killed her!
I think I killed her!

- What happened?
- I don't know...

I don't think this is Kenzi, but...
she's not changing back!

She had this face, it wasn't Kenzi...

- Please tell me this isn't her!
- Lay her flat.

Why isn't she changing back?!

Dyson...
I need you to calm down.

[ music ]

It's Fae...

She's Fae?

[ music continues ]

- Bo was telling the truth.
- But she smells like Kenzi.

Some Fae have strong
powers of deception...

she could have used Kenzi's scent to...

Thank you.

- Thank you, Lauren.
- It's okay...

- Bo was right.
- And we didn't believe her.

But if this is an impostor ...

- Kenzi's missing.
- And so is Bo.

I can track them by their scent.

Jeez, you sound like you
smoke eight packs a day...

take a knee, soldier.

No... I have to keep going...
find Kenzi...

This is all my fault...

- I am a terrible friend.
- Are you kidding me?

My "friends" wouldn't
even walk two blocks

if I was stuck in a bear trap.

Then you need new ones.

What's so great about Kenzi, anyway?

She's, uh...

She's Kenzi.

She's smart...

and honest...
and kind.

And she makes me feel normal.
And special ...

...all at the same time.

- Oh.
- She is my heart, Tamsin.

I don't even know how
long she's been missing.

she kept trying to tell me something,
and I wouldn't even listen to her.

Promise me that if something happens...

promise me that you will find her.

Okay, why don't we save
this guilt trip for later.

We're hunting Kitsune.
Get in the game!

- When was the last time you fed?
- I don't know... I can't remember.

You need a snack, so...

you can feed off of me.

- I kinda hate you.
- I don't exactly love it either.

But, I need you cranked to eleven, okay?

Inari is a ballsy bitch
and shit will definitely get real.

So, feed off of me!

You tell anyone about this...

- ...and I will kill you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

[ deep breath ]

Ugh!

I said feed off of me, not suck me dry!

Wow... that was amazing...

I've never tasted Chi like that.

That's not the first time
someone's said that about me.

It was incredible...
but, different.

[ clears throat ]

Well...
glad you're sufficiently juiced.

[ music ]

We got company.

Looks like they're guarding
something in that cave.

Kenzi...

Let's do this.

Finally...

Did you redo the samples?

I did exactly as you asked
and the data came back the same.

Her cells are being
destroyed and then...

- Then what?
- Replaced.

- They're being replaced.
- You must have done something wrong.

Trick...!

The results are accurate.
I know what I'm doing.

- Now what are you not telling me?
- It's impossible...

It's too soon...
unless something triggered it.

What? What's too soon?

We have to prepare for Bo's return.
If Dyson can find her...

When...

- When Dyson finds her...
- When.

I need to prepare an herbal tonic.
Will you help me?

Come on...

Come on!!!

[ chains rattling ]

Oh my geez!

[ rawr! ]

[ snarling ]

Ahhhhh!

Bo...

Ugh... [ crying ]

I knew you'd come.

Oh... you're okay...

You're okay.

No... no, I'm not.

I just...
I just want a burger.

- And fries... and a second burger.
- Anything that you want.

[ snarling ]

Uh!

Dyson...

There you are.

I'm so sorry... I should've known.

There's a lot of blame to go around.

Help me get her out
of this horrible place.

I got her... go help Tamsin.

[ snarling ]

- Wow.
- Yeah.

I guess I owe you one.

I'd say we're more than even.

Kenzi.

[ music ]

She's finally asleep.

I've never seen her eat so much
and that's saying something.

Bo...

- I really screwed up...
- I can't right now.

It's okay.

I'm just glad she's safe.

I see the sedative has kicked in.

How are you feeling
after your milkshake?

Well, I had to drink another milkshake

to wash the taste out of my mouth.

- What was in that thing?
- Tastes awful, but it works.

Bo's fever is down, and her vitals

are back to normal, so...
I'd say she's stable.

That's good.

But the concoction is
only a stop-gap measure.

We'll have to monitor
you carefully from now on.

Trick, what is happening to me?

The Dawning.

An ancient Fae evolution.
A moment of choice.

It's just happening two
hundred years too soon.

Lauren: The Dawning?

I've only heard whispers of it...
so little is written about it...

It's not meant for
your kind to understand.

- Well, it is if you need my help.
- No, of course...

What now?

Will you two both come with me?

I'll stay with her.

[ music ]

Where am I?

You're in a hospital.
You were in a coma.

I need to ask you a few questions.

What happened?

You were assaulted outside the Dal.
Do you remember?

Yeah.

Was this who attacked you?

Ugh!

Why does it hurt so much...?

Make it stop...

- Is this who attacked you?
- Yeah, that's her...

Please...

make it stop...

[ monitor beeping ]

Ugh...

[ wincing ]

Ugh!

[ flatline ]

PA: Code Blue, ICU.

- Is he awake?
- He was.

- What happened?
- He didn't talk. He's dead.

Take a minute.
Think this through before you commit.

You sure
this is how you want to play it?

[ music ]

Bold move.

- See you around.
- Bet on it.

The Dawning is a Rite of Passage
that every Fae must undergo.

It's a grueling process that
takes years to prepare for,

but with the right training, they pass.

- Does everyone pass?
- Unfortunately, no.

Well...

- What happens if they fail?
- If they fail, they devolve

that's why you could smell the clay
from the Kitsune's cave.

An acute sense of smell is
the first sign of de-evolution.

[ music ]

[ rawr! ]

What is that?

- It's some kind of UnderFae...
- It was also a Satyr.

Before it failed its right of passage.

[ music ]

Is that gonna happen to me?

We have a lot of work to do.