Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 3, Episode 11 - Adventures in Fae-bysitting - full transcript
Bo and Kenzi become entangled in the schemes of a gated community when a babysitter begs for help proving her employer has met a foul end. Meanwhile, Lauren faces a difficult - and dangerous - decision.
[On television]
Ahhh!
And...
cue the blond
in the babydoll dress
walking into the woods.
Alone.
Human sashimi, anyone?
I could rescue her.
So easily.
Yes, yes-- you can
Chi-suck your way to victory.
You are a superstar.
You really can do anything.
Uh, except fix
my relationship.
True.
You suck at coupledom.
I think what
you meant was,
"no worries Bo-Bo,
you're just on a break."
Totes what I meant.
Love conquers all.
Soul mates for life.
Carpe Lauren.
When was the last time
you were on a date?
Pff--
Dating is so not
a thing anymore.
It's all about group-hangs.
Besides, I have
a vibrant inner life.
Oh, that reminds me:
We need to get more batteries.
Uh oh.
No!
No, I actually feel okay.
This little break is just part
of the Bo
and Lauren journey.
We will be together
in our own time.
I know you will, sweetie.
Oh, fresh meat!
The babysitter.
And the phone is ringing.
Mm...
Spoiler alert:
The call is coming
from inside house!
Which, p.s., means the
killer is inside the house!
Oh, no!
No, don't
pick up the phone!
Get out of the house!
Parker residence.
[Heavy breathing on phone]
[Man on phone]
Hey there.
Look sleaze, this ain't
the perv hotline--
[Laughing on phone]
Lisa, it's Tim.
Mr. Parker--?
I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize your voice.
I thought you were--
Wait, aren't you
in India right now?
Well, I'm just checking in.
Of course.
Well Ashley was
a total angel tonight.
Even ate all her broccoli.
You're the only one who can
get her to eat her veggies.
With you in that tank top,
I'd eat anything you wanted.
That neckline really
shows just how much
you've grown
in the past year.
[Wind chimes]
I'm hanging up now.
Shit!
[Door closing]
Who's there?!
Ahh!
Lisa...
Lisa?
Mrs. Parker--
Sweetheart,
you fell asleep.
No-- But Mr. Parker--
He was here!
No, honey, Tim's on a
business trip. Remember?
Oh, darlin', I'm gonna
get you a glass of water.
Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.
It's harder when you
don't know what you are.
My love carries
a death sentence.
I was lost for years...
Searching while hiding.
Only to find that I belong
to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live
the life I choose.
♪
Oh man,
this takes me back.
Look at us, Bo-Bo.
God, we were so young--
Thanks for calling, Lisa.
And where
did you find this?
On a bulletin board
at a coffee shop.
Under a poster
for meditation classes.
It's been awhile
since we've taken on
a case cold,
but it might be fun.
I, mean--
satisfying.
Mmkay...
So, Caroline
and Tim Parker...
Now, you're sure that
this gated community
isn't built on an
ancient burial ground?
Portal to hell?
Something happened
to Tim Parker.
Did you accidentally
sacrifice a virgin?
Kenzi.
What?
It happens.
This isn't the first time
something bizarre
has happened
in Shady Grove.
Look, I think we can help you.
Just--
One second...
One second.
Just--
One second.
Ok, not that I
don't love the idea
of Bo and Kenzi playing
Desperate Housewives,
but this chickie's
got nada to go on.
Look at her, Kenzi,
she is terrified.
Or, medicated.
Maybe taking
the suburbs by storm
is just what
the doctor ordered.
Alert the
Neighbourhood Watch--
Hotties be invading.
Uh, huh.
Okay.
Detective Dyson?
Yes?
May I sit?
The Ash sent me.
Uh... Please.
My name is Anita.
A few weeks ago,
I felt pain like
I've never felt before.
Like a part of me
was ripped out.
At the same time, I lost
contact with my sister.
She was--
--Your twin.
Identical, yes.
How did you know?
Uh, twins have a bond,
a connection unlike
any other, right?
So, you say you
lost contact with her...?
Riley was traveling.
She usually checked in
every couple of weeks or so,
and then she stopped.
Will you help me?
Of course.
That's my job.
Block parties,
neighbourhood watch,
the list goes on
and on and on and on,
this neighbourhood
is wonderful!
[Bo Laughing]
Come on in!
Just went
on the market--
Mmmhmm...
Great price--
First to look at it.
Wow!
Well, thank you.
I hope
you're impressed.
Wow!
Hardwood!
Ooh...
And all this
natural light.
This is, like, grown-up nice.
What's wrong with our place?
It has character.
Yeah, and
roach-termite hybrids.
So!
What do you ladies think?
I love the high ceilings--
Mmmhmm...
And would your
husband like them?
Well, I'm looking
for a fresh start, actually...
We both are.
My sister Kenzi
here just left rehab.
Anti-depressants.
Turns out there is such
a thing as "too perky."
And you...?
Well, my partner
Laur... ence and I
we're taking a break.
He left her at the altar.
For our other sister.
I can't even--
Oh, sweetie, you'll
be better off for it.
I learned that after
my second divorce.
Oh, no, like I told you--
we're just on a break.
Shady Grove is
without a doubt
the best
community in the city.
Wonderful energy. Great parks.
Nice people.
[Laughing]
Great, because I'm very
concerned about safety.
Oh, you ladies heard--
I was gonna tell you.
Tell us what?
The gentleman who owned
this house previously...
Jake Thatcher... disappeared.
Left all his furniture and
a substantial collection
of lingerie catalogues.
He was one of Shady Grove's
most eligible bachelors.
Oh! He would've
been perfect for you!
More perfect than
Vic Voyeur, I hope.
So sad.
Maybe he's just looking to
get into the neighbourhood?
No, he lives next door.
Sam lost his wife,
got weird.
Has a weird ten year old, too.
I don't think
he was breastfed--
[Phone ringing]
Excuse me, ladies.
Hello?
You started
without me?
Okay, calm down.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay...
I'm so sorry,
ladies.
I forgot I had
another appointment.
My friend Caroline
is just losing it!
Take a look around
as long as you like.
and lock up
when you leave, okay?
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Caroline?
As in Caroline Parker?
The maybe-widow of the
supposed world-traveler, Tim?
Add one missing
former home owner...
...and it looks
like our babysitter
might be onto something.
Whaddaya say we get
to know the neighbours?
Great.
See anything?
Sweet Jesus!
What?!
It's like Extreme Makeover
safari edition...
[woman screaming]
Please tell me they're
watching a horror film?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey, I thought only stupid
girls ran into the house.
Yeah, unless she's got this.
Then she's just awesome.
Bo!
Oh!
Wow!
You ladies sure know
how to make an entrance.
Do you always bring a
knife to Book Club?
Book Club?
Please tell me you're
reading "50 Shades of Grey."
[Laughing]
Seriously, Bo, do you want
the cash or the jewels?
Sorry, my old neighbourhood
was a little rough--
And, um, we
heard screaming.
Screaming just means we were
dishing about our neighbours.
Fresh marg?
Thank you, Caroline.
It's, uh, it's a beautiful
home that you have.
Yes, it's very...
Ashram-chic.
Wow, look at
these figurines.
And that's quite
the necklace...
My husband, Tim, brings me
beautiful things
from his travels.
Helps guide my
spiritual awareness.
Gives me balance.
I've always wanted
to go to India.
Girl, Tim's in
Mumbai right now.
I'll text him--
tell him to bring
our single lady
something special.
--Good idea.
--Oh no, please...
And "technically"
I'm not single--
Don't worry, love,
she's already dished
about your little break-up.
It's more of a break.
I say, if it's getting hard,
something's wrong.
Hmm...
I always say the opposite.
If it's getting soft...
Amiright?
[Laughing]
I'm good at Book Club.
Oh, we should totally
set Bo up with Pete,
the tennis pro?
Yeah, if she likes 'em
hairy and sweaty.
Do you?
She likes 'em all.
It doesn't matter--
Pete only has eyes
for Tits McGee, a.k.a. Lisa.
She's our babysitter.
She's very good
with the children.
And she could nurse
a whole village of 'em!
Well, good help is
hard to come by.
No, Lisa is great, she just
has a "lively" imagination.
Well, speaking
of neighbourhood men,
our Peeping Tom?
Sam?
Oh, you're kidding.
Mmhm, he was skulking
around the Thatcher house,
looking at us in the window.
Gross.
When Sam first moved in,
he hosted barbecues,
he signed up
to coach soccer--
He even fixed
my downstairs sink
when Tim was out of town.
But then?
He started getting shifty.
Keeping to himself.
Sounds like somebody
you'd hear about
on the six o'clock news.
I heard his wife disappeared
under mysterious circumstances.
She couldn't
cook anyway--
Which is fine because,
creepy as Sam is,
is magic with a saute pan.
He's coming to
my afternoon BBQ.
You guys should come too,
both of you--
BOTH: Yeah!
Sounds great--
[Sigh]
I need another Margarita.
Oh, here we go--
[Laughing]
Eleanor? Honey?
Eleanor's been like this
ever since Christmas.
She lost her husband
suddenly, it was so tragic.
I need to pee.
I'm gonna stick around and
see if I can talk to Lisa.
See if you can get
any info on Sam.
Okay, any info will do.
I'm on it.
This kinda feels
like old times.
I know, maybe we should
get new flyers made.
Yeah, like, headshots.
I'm so game.
Tell me what you
come up with, okay?
Oh honey, absolutely.
Ha, ha, ha...
I just need to take
some personal time.
Okay.
Honey, do you want to
talk to my spiritual advisor?
You always get a little PMS-y
during the waning moon.
Caroline,
I need to go away.
And break up our club?
No, Ellie,
we need you.
What are we gonna
do about Sam?
What we're not
gonna do is panic.
Okay.
Good.
All right, all right, forget
about the particle accelerator-
Did I mention to you
our state of the art
Nuclear Resonance Lab?
But do you have mold?
Well, I am flattered from
the offer, Isaac, I am,
but as I told you yesterday
and the day before--
I have a job.
At Ash Pharmaceuticals.
An R&D company so small,
I've never heard of them--
and I've heard of everyone.
So, let me
be frank with you.
Everything
I've read about you
implies that you're an innovator.
That you're a risk taker.
That you're willing
to chase after greatness.
You're not a mold farmer.
Goodbye, Issac.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Goodbye.
Did you find anything?
Maybe.
Do you know Sam Evans?
Yeah. I totally
babysit his son, Ethan.
Like twice a week.
Well, not anymore.
He might be dangerous.
Do you know where he
goes when you babysit?
No.
He sort of flies solo.
Keeps to himself.
Yeah, so I've heard.
[Music playing]
Lisa!
How's suburbia?
Oh, you know, filled
with tofu scarfing,
crystal rubbing, Buddha
bumping hypocrites.
Yeah, they're zen, alright--
until they get
a single scratch
on their luxury SUV.
People have always searched
for guidance, Kenzi.
Even those who
have to commute.
You get that from your
big fortune cookie book?
No.
But I did find a name.
Hm.
Sam Evans!
Lisa.
Lisa Allan.
What?
Lisa is a Duppy.
A Fae spirit who
lives in the earth.
And look at this:
This one was reported missing
a hundred years ago.
Are you telling me she's
Fae and doesn't know it?
She's not just Fae.
She's dead.
Uh oh.
Bad news usually
comes in threes.
Fae, dead and...?
Duppies have a very
specific calling...
BO: Lisa,
what did you do?!
I've done as asked.
Oh, Eleanor...
[Clatter!]
I've done as asked.
Yeah...
you mentioned that.
So she's basically
a killing machine.
That "brings darkness"
and can be invoked
every hundred
years, yes.
What a cute name.
Who names
a killer "Duppy?"
I don't get it: If she's dead,
what's making her... go?
Duppies don't
have Chi per se.
They run on the energy of those
who invoke them to kill.
Lisa's essentially
an empty vessel.
An empty vessel who cared
enough to come to us.
Maybe when
she wakes up,
she can tell us who's
doing this to her.
My money's
on Sam Evans.
There is just something
off about that guy.
Duppies black out
after each kill.
Lisa won't
remember a thing.
Like Fae-mnesia?
Exactly.
If Sam is invoking
Lisa to kill people,
we need proof.
Where am I?
Lisa, it's Bo.
You're okay.
You're in a safe place.
What happened?
I... got it.
Come on, Lisa.
We'll go have a beer.
Or, five.
So, I kill people?
And I'm dead?
On the bright side--
Killer Dead Babysitter:
The TV movie writes itself.
Okay, bad joke.
Here...
Have any one of these,
it'll take the edge off.
Oh, I don't have ID.
Honey, you're like
a thousand years old.
I think it's kosher.
I'm supposed to grow up.
Be a doctor. Help people.
Look, you are Fae.
That makes you special.
And maybe you can even
learn to control it like Bo.
Control when I kill people?
Where I kill people?
How I kill people?
Okay, so the--
--totally sucks. I get it.
But it is not your fault.
Somebody else is doing this.
Then they can do it again.
Look, Bo is going to Caroline's
BBQ to do some recon.
Wait--
that's today?
Oh, man, I'm supposed
to babysit Ethan.
No, no, no, you gotta
stay here with Trick.
And--
[Whispering]
These pretty drinks.
But I promised.
I'll do it.
It'll give me a
chance to poke around
the psycho's pre-fab
home while I'm at it.
Ethan is super
high maintenance.
I have fought
the Garuda.
I think I can handle
one ten year-old.
Daddy always makes my
grilled cheese with munster!
Daddy have the same
anger issues you do?
It tastes like crap!
I slaved over a hot microwave
making that sandwich!
[Sigh] You have to eat
something, Ethan.
No!
Do you know what
they do to little kids
who don't eat their dinner?
They come after them
in the middle of the night,
from closets and
under the bed.
What does?
Goblins!
--to eat you for dinner.
Oh, my god, I sound
like my mother--
Okay...
Okay--
Okay, let's just--
We'll start again.
I will make you
a new sandwich.
Just show me where
the weirdo cheese is.
No! I want Lisa!
And you smell
like gasoline!
Way to go, not-Lisa.
Bo, I think I found
Sam's hit list.
And I get why some kids are
sent to work in the mines.
Paul Haynes?
So the murders go all the way
back to Eleanor's husband?
Okay, I'm up.
Hang in there,
babysitter.
Looks delicious.
Live crabs look
delicious to you?
Well, normally
I boil them first.
[Squish]
Or... there's that.
Boiling them live actually
toughens the flesh.
So you stab them
into deliciousness.
Good to know.
So...
How long have you
lived in Shady Grove?
Six months or so.
Do you like it?
Sure.
Your hands are so soft...
Sam, where's Eleanor?
She had to leave.
So you had her killed.
No.
What about
Jake Thatcher?
He was my friend.
Tim Parker?
Eleanor's husband?
Your wife?
She lives
in San Diego now.
With the man that
took her from me.
Cheater.
Tim Parker was
a cheater too.
Bo!
Just the lady
I was looking for.
I'm gonna steal you
for a couple of minutes.
Where are we going?
It's a surprise. You'll see.
Everyone's looking
forward to your crabs, Sam.
Wow, well, look who
decided to show.
What can I say?
I live to work.
And drink, apparently.
Well, you said
I had to be here.
You did not say
I had to be sober.
You look like shit.
What's this?
Trip down memory pain?
Her twin showed up,
looking for her.
What are the odds.
Thing is, I was so bent
on vindicating Bo,
that I was focused only
on the feeding signature--
and not these
other wounds.
Look at
these abrasions--
I think she was dragged to that
alley from another kill site.
Well...
It's not the worst
theory I've ever heard.
Thank you.
Looks like you got this
covered, big boy--
What, you're bailing?
What's with you lately?
Why?
Because you care?
Very much.
One more crack
outta you--
--and your neck's
gonna look like hers.
...three, four, five... six.
Last time I checked, Bo only
had five fingers on her hand.
Come on, let's go.
Where?
Back to the crime scene.
Cover those up--
And maybe try
a little makeup!
So I detected the microbial
volatile organic compound,
Here--
And that's it.
Excellent work, Lauren.
I've been busy with my
upcoming inauguration,
so I appreciate your
attention to detail.
Maybe now is the right time
to request a brief sabbatical?
I have a personal project
I'd like to pursue.
No.
No?
You need to stay here,
where I can protect you.
But you're not
protecting me.
You're keeping
me prisoner.
I know you broke up
with your girlfriend
and you need space.
But that is not my problem.
Bo is not your boss. I am.
And a year ago,
you were just a cop.
The Dark get their hands on
you, they'll kill you, Lauren.
You're pledged
to The Ash, Dr. Lewis.
I fought by your side, Hale.
Take the weekend if you like.
And we'll see you Monday.
It's true what
they say about power.
It doesn't change people.
It reveals them.
First thing Monday morning.
What's going on, ladies?
Oh--
There it is.
That power.
You were using it on Sam.
We were just talking.
Don't be shy.
I knew it the
second I saw you.
The dark red aura.
Strong--
a survivor, Bo.
We want you
to join our circle.
We're short a member.
Eleanor.
She was weak. Not like you.
You have power, Bo.
Haven't you ever wanted
to channel that power?
To feel more?
To have more?
We're just gonna have
so much fun together!
This shit is a blast.
So, what do you
ladies do for fun?
Stuff like this, for starters.
Goddess of the lunar light
mistress of the seas,
give me darkness,
give me night,
please doth do appease.
What do you say, Bo?
You bitches are witches.
And you can
count me in.
Eek!
So, normally,
we'd start out slow.
But we have some
unfinished business.
You'll catch on.
Oh my god...
Do you remember when
we did away with Paul?
My handsome husband
who, as it turned out,
had an apartment in the city.
And a whore inside
that apartment.
He was our first.
But, then we had
a body to deal with.
Which I was--
I found a spell and got
rid of the body-- Ta da!
I don't know how I feel
about killing people.
Oh, Diva, please!
We are just using what
the Universe gave us
to rid ourselves of the
negative forces in our lives.
Like cheaters.
Was Laurence a cheater?
No, no, no--
If anything, it was me...
And I keep telling you,
we're just on a break.
You're in denial, Bo.
You need to heal.
Isn't there a part of you
that wants vengeance?
Oh, Susan!
This is not
about vengeance.
This is about strong women
understanding their worth,
and taking back
the power in our lives.
We are not gonna be a slave
to their shitty patriarchal--
[Phone ringing]
Oh-- Hold that thought.
Trick, hey--
One of the tunnels
under the Dal flooded,
my back-order of
Guinness finally came in,
and two centaurs got
into it over a woman?
Yeah, I'm kind of in the
middle of something here--
Stop talking so much.
Stop yelling at
me in front of her.
You ramble, just smile
when she looks at you.
Fine.
I lost Lisa.
What!
We need to find her.
We need to find out
who's targeting her.
And we need to find out who
she's being targeted to kill.
I think I got
that covered.
One more thing:
There's a trinket
that humans need
in order to invoke the Duppy.
It's called Macuto.
You find that and you can
stop her from killing again.
You on that, too?
Like Kenzi at a waffle bar.
Who was that?
My psychic!
I didn't tell him anything,
but he knew something
big was happening.
Something is.
[Knocking]
Isaac.
I never took you
for a stalker.
Well, I prefer Super Fan.
I really debated whether
I was gonna come back here,
but I got something
I think you need to see.
What is it?
I was curious why
you spent five years
hiding in the Amazon jungle;
trouncing through Afghanistan.
Being off the map.
I'm adventurous.
I asked my lawyers, who I pay
an offensive amount of money
to look into it, they did
and they're very good.
They dug up a bone I think
you wanted to keep buried.
Karen.
I don't respond to blackmail.
Yeah, well, my lawyers
don't want me to associate
with a known fugitive.
So I fired them.
What?
I don't care what you
did or why you did it.
Everyone has secrets.
You're no stranger
to reinvention.
And we both know you
could use a fresh start.
So, that's the only copy.
Do with it what you want.
Are you serious?
Well, that's what
freedom looks like.
That's what you wanted, right?
You sleepy?
No.
Dude, we've read each
one of your story books.
What would Lisa do
that I'm not doing?
She'd tell me a story.
So...
Once upon a time
there was this... superhero.
Named...
Super Kenz.
Why was he a superhero?
She, dumbass. I dunno.
Because she was awesome.
What were her powers?
If you're gonna back
seat drive this thing
I'm not even
gonna bother.
I won't if you tell it better.
SuperKenz wasn't
just any human.
Not only did she have
killer personal style,
but she had a
smorgasbord of powers.
Her sense of smell was
as strong as a Wolf's.
And when she sang,
she could knock people
out just like a Siren.
What's a Siren?
A douchebag
who wears stupid hats.
Forget about him.
Anyway, one time, this evil
creature called a Kitsune
kidnapped her
and put her in a cave.
This is getting scary.
But SuperKenz,
she was really smart too.
She whooped that
ginger bitch's ass,
escaped the cave,
and succubused a whole
Frat House on the way
home, just for kicks.
You just said the "b" word,
the "a" word and ginger!
I wanna be like SuperKenz.
You and me both, buddy.
You and me both.
Wow--
Binding.
Feel the energy
in the wind,
Feel the energy
in the trees around us.
Feel it move
through your body.
Feel us becoming
stronger, as one.
We call to you.
We invite you here.
Go to avenge us.
Shed no tear.
All that you are,
and all that I am.
Draw us the blood,
of one man-- Sam.
Sam?
And Kenzi.
We agreed to take down that
price-gouging misogynist
at the mechanic shop.
Who gives a rat's
ass about Sam?
I don't think I'm
ready for this after all--
I don't think you
get how this works.
The circle can't be broken
unless we all agree
to unbind it and now that
you've contributed your power?
Lisa's gonna
be unstoppable.
Kenzi?
I'm home.
Kenzi?
Lisa...?
It's you?
This whole time,
I thought it was Caroline--
The book club--!
Oh, no!
Dead girl walkin'!
Lisa, honey, put the
pointy, kill-y thing down.
Where's Ethan?!
He's upstairs. He's fine.
Lisa, it's me, Kenzi.
You have to stop!
You can stop!
Caroline, look at me.
You don't want to do this.
[Laughing]
Oh my god!
That is better than sex.
Then you're doing it wrong.
I've been destined
for this my entire life.
You're just a human
who got lucky
and found a fancy
hoodoo necklace.
The point is, there's
nothing we can't do!
Make ourselves younger,
take over the PTA--
Get free blowouts.
Honestly, Susan!
Every time I think you
can't get any stupider--
Oh-- Classy.
What a good friend.
Oh, whatever.
The power lies in the circle.
In our collective energy.
So why do you get
to be the leader?
Who the hell does she
think she is anyway?
I was wondering
the same thing.
That's amazing.
And you--
are a bitch!
You're an idiot, Susan.
And as usual, you have no
idea what you're doing.
Unlike you, who's using
an innocent teenage girl
to live out her sick
revenge fantasies.
Shut up.
You shut up!
What's happening?
I'll just take that--
I can't control it, Kenzi.
I can't.
I hate stupid book club.
And gluten-free bread.
And killing
innocent people!
Tim wasn't innocent!
He cheated on me!
Over and over and over!
I'm talking about Sam!
The hot new
dad on the block.
Who rejected you when
you tried to sleep with him.
Nobody rejects me.
Ha!
Everyone does!
Our yoga instructor,
our mechanic,
Eleanor's eighteen-
year old son!
Suck on that vegan
energy bar, you bitch!
Susan,
you are so strong.
You know not your
true strength, child.
But soon you will.
And the world will
bow down before us!
I'll be damned--
[Energy pulsing]
[Quick breaths]
[Carousel music playing]
Who are you?
Okay!
What the hell?
Where are we?
Crime scene's back there.
I smelled something.
If you're chasing tail,
I so don't want to be
on the ride-along.
That dead Fae,
Riley--
--she was
dragged from here.
I'm sure of it.
I'm glad you're here
with me on this one, partner.
Dyson, I--
I have to tell
you something.
Some serious shit
is about to go down--
Tams, call it in--
What?
This whole field--
it smells like death.
Bo, it's time.
Are you ready?
Is this really
the only way?
She's running on what's
left of the witches' Chi,
and she's fading fast.
It's a mercy. Trust me.
Will it hurt?
No.
Lisa, are you sure
this is what you wanna do?
I'm eighteen,
and I've never
kissed a boy.
I've never been to Europe.
I'll never be a doctor.
I'm also already dead.
Please--
I just need a second.
It's hard for me to know
I'll never have what you have.
I mean, look at you.
Your life's a mess.
[Laughing]
Thanks.
I mean-- you have
a life to mess up.
You have family
and friends...
And memories.
Even if they're bad ones.
I never really thought
about it that way.
I'll be invoked
in a hundred years.
And a hundred
years after that.
Whomever
has this necklace
will be able to
summon the dark.
Make me-- kill.
What if I'm there
for you, Lisa?
I'll be around
in a hundred years.
And a hundred
years after that.
That is the first time I've
ever said that out loud.
You're gonna stop me
from hurting people?
Every time?
I give you my word.
But no.
Kenzi said that
being Fae was special.
But I don't want
to be special.
I want to be human.
If I can't have that,
I want to be at peace.
Will you give me that?
I promise.
That feels nice.
You have such a pretty face.
Goodnight, sweet girl.
Back to sleep...
Oh.
They will never use you again.
Hug.
Now.
I'm so sorry you had
to go through that.
What am I doing?
What do you mean?
I mean, what am
I doing here, Kenzi?
Here, where?
What are you talking about?
When I was in the
Temple during the Dawning,
I saw something.
I felt something.
More... dead people?
Love.
It was a vision.
Or maybe a memory.
I don't know, but--
I didn't see his face--
It was my father.
Are you serious?
I can't stop
thinking about it.
I feel different--
It's like I have this power
I didn't have before.
And I think my dad has
something to do with it.
Wow!
Your dad--
That's huge.
I have to find him, Kenzi.
I think we need to deal
with one thing at a time.
Enough with this dance
a break up, or not a break up.
That is the question.
I am so much
better with weapons.
I know, but--
You're a big girl.
Just rip the bandaid off.
Seek closure,
grasshopper.
You are so wise.
Hello?
Hi, Lauren? It's Isaac.
Do you need help
with your suitcase?
Where are you?
[Knocking]
ISAAC: Closer...
Hotter...
Hello, hello!
You ready?
Um...
I have canceled my newspaper
and put my cable on hold
and there's enough food in
the cat bowl to last a month.
You can bring
your cat with you.
I don't have a cat.
I was joking.
I joke when I'm nervous.
I see.
This is a very
big step for me.
And a giant leap for science.
There's nothing
to worry about, trust me.
Okay, I'm gonna bring
this down to the limo--
I'll be right down.
This is the beginning
of something big.
[Phone ringing]
There are so many.
And so many
different kinds.
A Mermaid fed on
by a Wendigo.
A Baku by a Mare.
Dark, Light.
This doesn't make sense--
Fae don't feed on
other Fae like this.
You okay?
No--
These people died in fear,
I can feel it--
Hey--
That's a Qarinah.
I haven't seen one of these
outside of Egypt before.
Well, what is
she doing here?
You know, a Qarinah's
feeding signature is
similar to that
of a Succubus.
Six fingers.
Guess we know
who killed Riley.
So, our girl
has sex with Bo,
then a few hours later
is killed by a rare
Egyptian Fae, then
dragged to the alley
from this dump site?
This isn't
a dump site, Dyson.
It's a mass grave.
Something is
hunting the Fae.
♪
Ahhh!
And...
cue the blond
in the babydoll dress
walking into the woods.
Alone.
Human sashimi, anyone?
I could rescue her.
So easily.
Yes, yes-- you can
Chi-suck your way to victory.
You are a superstar.
You really can do anything.
Uh, except fix
my relationship.
True.
You suck at coupledom.
I think what
you meant was,
"no worries Bo-Bo,
you're just on a break."
Totes what I meant.
Love conquers all.
Soul mates for life.
Carpe Lauren.
When was the last time
you were on a date?
Pff--
Dating is so not
a thing anymore.
It's all about group-hangs.
Besides, I have
a vibrant inner life.
Oh, that reminds me:
We need to get more batteries.
Uh oh.
No!
No, I actually feel okay.
This little break is just part
of the Bo
and Lauren journey.
We will be together
in our own time.
I know you will, sweetie.
Oh, fresh meat!
The babysitter.
And the phone is ringing.
Mm...
Spoiler alert:
The call is coming
from inside house!
Which, p.s., means the
killer is inside the house!
Oh, no!
No, don't
pick up the phone!
Get out of the house!
Parker residence.
[Heavy breathing on phone]
[Man on phone]
Hey there.
Look sleaze, this ain't
the perv hotline--
[Laughing on phone]
Lisa, it's Tim.
Mr. Parker--?
I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize your voice.
I thought you were--
Wait, aren't you
in India right now?
Well, I'm just checking in.
Of course.
Well Ashley was
a total angel tonight.
Even ate all her broccoli.
You're the only one who can
get her to eat her veggies.
With you in that tank top,
I'd eat anything you wanted.
That neckline really
shows just how much
you've grown
in the past year.
[Wind chimes]
I'm hanging up now.
Shit!
[Door closing]
Who's there?!
Ahh!
Lisa...
Lisa?
Mrs. Parker--
Sweetheart,
you fell asleep.
No-- But Mr. Parker--
He was here!
No, honey, Tim's on a
business trip. Remember?
Oh, darlin', I'm gonna
get you a glass of water.
Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.
It's harder when you
don't know what you are.
My love carries
a death sentence.
I was lost for years...
Searching while hiding.
Only to find that I belong
to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live
the life I choose.
♪
Oh man,
this takes me back.
Look at us, Bo-Bo.
God, we were so young--
Thanks for calling, Lisa.
And where
did you find this?
On a bulletin board
at a coffee shop.
Under a poster
for meditation classes.
It's been awhile
since we've taken on
a case cold,
but it might be fun.
I, mean--
satisfying.
Mmkay...
So, Caroline
and Tim Parker...
Now, you're sure that
this gated community
isn't built on an
ancient burial ground?
Portal to hell?
Something happened
to Tim Parker.
Did you accidentally
sacrifice a virgin?
Kenzi.
What?
It happens.
This isn't the first time
something bizarre
has happened
in Shady Grove.
Look, I think we can help you.
Just--
One second...
One second.
Just--
One second.
Ok, not that I
don't love the idea
of Bo and Kenzi playing
Desperate Housewives,
but this chickie's
got nada to go on.
Look at her, Kenzi,
she is terrified.
Or, medicated.
Maybe taking
the suburbs by storm
is just what
the doctor ordered.
Alert the
Neighbourhood Watch--
Hotties be invading.
Uh, huh.
Okay.
Detective Dyson?
Yes?
May I sit?
The Ash sent me.
Uh... Please.
My name is Anita.
A few weeks ago,
I felt pain like
I've never felt before.
Like a part of me
was ripped out.
At the same time, I lost
contact with my sister.
She was--
--Your twin.
Identical, yes.
How did you know?
Uh, twins have a bond,
a connection unlike
any other, right?
So, you say you
lost contact with her...?
Riley was traveling.
She usually checked in
every couple of weeks or so,
and then she stopped.
Will you help me?
Of course.
That's my job.
Block parties,
neighbourhood watch,
the list goes on
and on and on and on,
this neighbourhood
is wonderful!
[Bo Laughing]
Come on in!
Just went
on the market--
Mmmhmm...
Great price--
First to look at it.
Wow!
Well, thank you.
I hope
you're impressed.
Wow!
Hardwood!
Ooh...
And all this
natural light.
This is, like, grown-up nice.
What's wrong with our place?
It has character.
Yeah, and
roach-termite hybrids.
So!
What do you ladies think?
I love the high ceilings--
Mmmhmm...
And would your
husband like them?
Well, I'm looking
for a fresh start, actually...
We both are.
My sister Kenzi
here just left rehab.
Anti-depressants.
Turns out there is such
a thing as "too perky."
And you...?
Well, my partner
Laur... ence and I
we're taking a break.
He left her at the altar.
For our other sister.
I can't even--
Oh, sweetie, you'll
be better off for it.
I learned that after
my second divorce.
Oh, no, like I told you--
we're just on a break.
Shady Grove is
without a doubt
the best
community in the city.
Wonderful energy. Great parks.
Nice people.
[Laughing]
Great, because I'm very
concerned about safety.
Oh, you ladies heard--
I was gonna tell you.
Tell us what?
The gentleman who owned
this house previously...
Jake Thatcher... disappeared.
Left all his furniture and
a substantial collection
of lingerie catalogues.
He was one of Shady Grove's
most eligible bachelors.
Oh! He would've
been perfect for you!
More perfect than
Vic Voyeur, I hope.
So sad.
Maybe he's just looking to
get into the neighbourhood?
No, he lives next door.
Sam lost his wife,
got weird.
Has a weird ten year old, too.
I don't think
he was breastfed--
[Phone ringing]
Excuse me, ladies.
Hello?
You started
without me?
Okay, calm down.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay...
I'm so sorry,
ladies.
I forgot I had
another appointment.
My friend Caroline
is just losing it!
Take a look around
as long as you like.
and lock up
when you leave, okay?
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Caroline?
As in Caroline Parker?
The maybe-widow of the
supposed world-traveler, Tim?
Add one missing
former home owner...
...and it looks
like our babysitter
might be onto something.
Whaddaya say we get
to know the neighbours?
Great.
See anything?
Sweet Jesus!
What?!
It's like Extreme Makeover
safari edition...
[woman screaming]
Please tell me they're
watching a horror film?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey, I thought only stupid
girls ran into the house.
Yeah, unless she's got this.
Then she's just awesome.
Bo!
Oh!
Wow!
You ladies sure know
how to make an entrance.
Do you always bring a
knife to Book Club?
Book Club?
Please tell me you're
reading "50 Shades of Grey."
[Laughing]
Seriously, Bo, do you want
the cash or the jewels?
Sorry, my old neighbourhood
was a little rough--
And, um, we
heard screaming.
Screaming just means we were
dishing about our neighbours.
Fresh marg?
Thank you, Caroline.
It's, uh, it's a beautiful
home that you have.
Yes, it's very...
Ashram-chic.
Wow, look at
these figurines.
And that's quite
the necklace...
My husband, Tim, brings me
beautiful things
from his travels.
Helps guide my
spiritual awareness.
Gives me balance.
I've always wanted
to go to India.
Girl, Tim's in
Mumbai right now.
I'll text him--
tell him to bring
our single lady
something special.
--Good idea.
--Oh no, please...
And "technically"
I'm not single--
Don't worry, love,
she's already dished
about your little break-up.
It's more of a break.
I say, if it's getting hard,
something's wrong.
Hmm...
I always say the opposite.
If it's getting soft...
Amiright?
[Laughing]
I'm good at Book Club.
Oh, we should totally
set Bo up with Pete,
the tennis pro?
Yeah, if she likes 'em
hairy and sweaty.
Do you?
She likes 'em all.
It doesn't matter--
Pete only has eyes
for Tits McGee, a.k.a. Lisa.
She's our babysitter.
She's very good
with the children.
And she could nurse
a whole village of 'em!
Well, good help is
hard to come by.
No, Lisa is great, she just
has a "lively" imagination.
Well, speaking
of neighbourhood men,
our Peeping Tom?
Sam?
Oh, you're kidding.
Mmhm, he was skulking
around the Thatcher house,
looking at us in the window.
Gross.
When Sam first moved in,
he hosted barbecues,
he signed up
to coach soccer--
He even fixed
my downstairs sink
when Tim was out of town.
But then?
He started getting shifty.
Keeping to himself.
Sounds like somebody
you'd hear about
on the six o'clock news.
I heard his wife disappeared
under mysterious circumstances.
She couldn't
cook anyway--
Which is fine because,
creepy as Sam is,
is magic with a saute pan.
He's coming to
my afternoon BBQ.
You guys should come too,
both of you--
BOTH: Yeah!
Sounds great--
[Sigh]
I need another Margarita.
Oh, here we go--
[Laughing]
Eleanor? Honey?
Eleanor's been like this
ever since Christmas.
She lost her husband
suddenly, it was so tragic.
I need to pee.
I'm gonna stick around and
see if I can talk to Lisa.
See if you can get
any info on Sam.
Okay, any info will do.
I'm on it.
This kinda feels
like old times.
I know, maybe we should
get new flyers made.
Yeah, like, headshots.
I'm so game.
Tell me what you
come up with, okay?
Oh honey, absolutely.
Ha, ha, ha...
I just need to take
some personal time.
Okay.
Honey, do you want to
talk to my spiritual advisor?
You always get a little PMS-y
during the waning moon.
Caroline,
I need to go away.
And break up our club?
No, Ellie,
we need you.
What are we gonna
do about Sam?
What we're not
gonna do is panic.
Okay.
Good.
All right, all right, forget
about the particle accelerator-
Did I mention to you
our state of the art
Nuclear Resonance Lab?
But do you have mold?
Well, I am flattered from
the offer, Isaac, I am,
but as I told you yesterday
and the day before--
I have a job.
At Ash Pharmaceuticals.
An R&D company so small,
I've never heard of them--
and I've heard of everyone.
So, let me
be frank with you.
Everything
I've read about you
implies that you're an innovator.
That you're a risk taker.
That you're willing
to chase after greatness.
You're not a mold farmer.
Goodbye, Issac.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Goodbye.
Did you find anything?
Maybe.
Do you know Sam Evans?
Yeah. I totally
babysit his son, Ethan.
Like twice a week.
Well, not anymore.
He might be dangerous.
Do you know where he
goes when you babysit?
No.
He sort of flies solo.
Keeps to himself.
Yeah, so I've heard.
[Music playing]
Lisa!
How's suburbia?
Oh, you know, filled
with tofu scarfing,
crystal rubbing, Buddha
bumping hypocrites.
Yeah, they're zen, alright--
until they get
a single scratch
on their luxury SUV.
People have always searched
for guidance, Kenzi.
Even those who
have to commute.
You get that from your
big fortune cookie book?
No.
But I did find a name.
Hm.
Sam Evans!
Lisa.
Lisa Allan.
What?
Lisa is a Duppy.
A Fae spirit who
lives in the earth.
And look at this:
This one was reported missing
a hundred years ago.
Are you telling me she's
Fae and doesn't know it?
She's not just Fae.
She's dead.
Uh oh.
Bad news usually
comes in threes.
Fae, dead and...?
Duppies have a very
specific calling...
BO: Lisa,
what did you do?!
I've done as asked.
Oh, Eleanor...
[Clatter!]
I've done as asked.
Yeah...
you mentioned that.
So she's basically
a killing machine.
That "brings darkness"
and can be invoked
every hundred
years, yes.
What a cute name.
Who names
a killer "Duppy?"
I don't get it: If she's dead,
what's making her... go?
Duppies don't
have Chi per se.
They run on the energy of those
who invoke them to kill.
Lisa's essentially
an empty vessel.
An empty vessel who cared
enough to come to us.
Maybe when
she wakes up,
she can tell us who's
doing this to her.
My money's
on Sam Evans.
There is just something
off about that guy.
Duppies black out
after each kill.
Lisa won't
remember a thing.
Like Fae-mnesia?
Exactly.
If Sam is invoking
Lisa to kill people,
we need proof.
Where am I?
Lisa, it's Bo.
You're okay.
You're in a safe place.
What happened?
I... got it.
Come on, Lisa.
We'll go have a beer.
Or, five.
So, I kill people?
And I'm dead?
On the bright side--
Killer Dead Babysitter:
The TV movie writes itself.
Okay, bad joke.
Here...
Have any one of these,
it'll take the edge off.
Oh, I don't have ID.
Honey, you're like
a thousand years old.
I think it's kosher.
I'm supposed to grow up.
Be a doctor. Help people.
Look, you are Fae.
That makes you special.
And maybe you can even
learn to control it like Bo.
Control when I kill people?
Where I kill people?
How I kill people?
Okay, so the--
--totally sucks. I get it.
But it is not your fault.
Somebody else is doing this.
Then they can do it again.
Look, Bo is going to Caroline's
BBQ to do some recon.
Wait--
that's today?
Oh, man, I'm supposed
to babysit Ethan.
No, no, no, you gotta
stay here with Trick.
And--
[Whispering]
These pretty drinks.
But I promised.
I'll do it.
It'll give me a
chance to poke around
the psycho's pre-fab
home while I'm at it.
Ethan is super
high maintenance.
I have fought
the Garuda.
I think I can handle
one ten year-old.
Daddy always makes my
grilled cheese with munster!
Daddy have the same
anger issues you do?
It tastes like crap!
I slaved over a hot microwave
making that sandwich!
[Sigh] You have to eat
something, Ethan.
No!
Do you know what
they do to little kids
who don't eat their dinner?
They come after them
in the middle of the night,
from closets and
under the bed.
What does?
Goblins!
--to eat you for dinner.
Oh, my god, I sound
like my mother--
Okay...
Okay--
Okay, let's just--
We'll start again.
I will make you
a new sandwich.
Just show me where
the weirdo cheese is.
No! I want Lisa!
And you smell
like gasoline!
Way to go, not-Lisa.
Bo, I think I found
Sam's hit list.
And I get why some kids are
sent to work in the mines.
Paul Haynes?
So the murders go all the way
back to Eleanor's husband?
Okay, I'm up.
Hang in there,
babysitter.
Looks delicious.
Live crabs look
delicious to you?
Well, normally
I boil them first.
[Squish]
Or... there's that.
Boiling them live actually
toughens the flesh.
So you stab them
into deliciousness.
Good to know.
So...
How long have you
lived in Shady Grove?
Six months or so.
Do you like it?
Sure.
Your hands are so soft...
Sam, where's Eleanor?
She had to leave.
So you had her killed.
No.
What about
Jake Thatcher?
He was my friend.
Tim Parker?
Eleanor's husband?
Your wife?
She lives
in San Diego now.
With the man that
took her from me.
Cheater.
Tim Parker was
a cheater too.
Bo!
Just the lady
I was looking for.
I'm gonna steal you
for a couple of minutes.
Where are we going?
It's a surprise. You'll see.
Everyone's looking
forward to your crabs, Sam.
Wow, well, look who
decided to show.
What can I say?
I live to work.
And drink, apparently.
Well, you said
I had to be here.
You did not say
I had to be sober.
You look like shit.
What's this?
Trip down memory pain?
Her twin showed up,
looking for her.
What are the odds.
Thing is, I was so bent
on vindicating Bo,
that I was focused only
on the feeding signature--
and not these
other wounds.
Look at
these abrasions--
I think she was dragged to that
alley from another kill site.
Well...
It's not the worst
theory I've ever heard.
Thank you.
Looks like you got this
covered, big boy--
What, you're bailing?
What's with you lately?
Why?
Because you care?
Very much.
One more crack
outta you--
--and your neck's
gonna look like hers.
...three, four, five... six.
Last time I checked, Bo only
had five fingers on her hand.
Come on, let's go.
Where?
Back to the crime scene.
Cover those up--
And maybe try
a little makeup!
So I detected the microbial
volatile organic compound,
Here--
And that's it.
Excellent work, Lauren.
I've been busy with my
upcoming inauguration,
so I appreciate your
attention to detail.
Maybe now is the right time
to request a brief sabbatical?
I have a personal project
I'd like to pursue.
No.
No?
You need to stay here,
where I can protect you.
But you're not
protecting me.
You're keeping
me prisoner.
I know you broke up
with your girlfriend
and you need space.
But that is not my problem.
Bo is not your boss. I am.
And a year ago,
you were just a cop.
The Dark get their hands on
you, they'll kill you, Lauren.
You're pledged
to The Ash, Dr. Lewis.
I fought by your side, Hale.
Take the weekend if you like.
And we'll see you Monday.
It's true what
they say about power.
It doesn't change people.
It reveals them.
First thing Monday morning.
What's going on, ladies?
Oh--
There it is.
That power.
You were using it on Sam.
We were just talking.
Don't be shy.
I knew it the
second I saw you.
The dark red aura.
Strong--
a survivor, Bo.
We want you
to join our circle.
We're short a member.
Eleanor.
She was weak. Not like you.
You have power, Bo.
Haven't you ever wanted
to channel that power?
To feel more?
To have more?
We're just gonna have
so much fun together!
This shit is a blast.
So, what do you
ladies do for fun?
Stuff like this, for starters.
Goddess of the lunar light
mistress of the seas,
give me darkness,
give me night,
please doth do appease.
What do you say, Bo?
You bitches are witches.
And you can
count me in.
Eek!
So, normally,
we'd start out slow.
But we have some
unfinished business.
You'll catch on.
Oh my god...
Do you remember when
we did away with Paul?
My handsome husband
who, as it turned out,
had an apartment in the city.
And a whore inside
that apartment.
He was our first.
But, then we had
a body to deal with.
Which I was--
I found a spell and got
rid of the body-- Ta da!
I don't know how I feel
about killing people.
Oh, Diva, please!
We are just using what
the Universe gave us
to rid ourselves of the
negative forces in our lives.
Like cheaters.
Was Laurence a cheater?
No, no, no--
If anything, it was me...
And I keep telling you,
we're just on a break.
You're in denial, Bo.
You need to heal.
Isn't there a part of you
that wants vengeance?
Oh, Susan!
This is not
about vengeance.
This is about strong women
understanding their worth,
and taking back
the power in our lives.
We are not gonna be a slave
to their shitty patriarchal--
[Phone ringing]
Oh-- Hold that thought.
Trick, hey--
One of the tunnels
under the Dal flooded,
my back-order of
Guinness finally came in,
and two centaurs got
into it over a woman?
Yeah, I'm kind of in the
middle of something here--
Stop talking so much.
Stop yelling at
me in front of her.
You ramble, just smile
when she looks at you.
Fine.
I lost Lisa.
What!
We need to find her.
We need to find out
who's targeting her.
And we need to find out who
she's being targeted to kill.
I think I got
that covered.
One more thing:
There's a trinket
that humans need
in order to invoke the Duppy.
It's called Macuto.
You find that and you can
stop her from killing again.
You on that, too?
Like Kenzi at a waffle bar.
Who was that?
My psychic!
I didn't tell him anything,
but he knew something
big was happening.
Something is.
[Knocking]
Isaac.
I never took you
for a stalker.
Well, I prefer Super Fan.
I really debated whether
I was gonna come back here,
but I got something
I think you need to see.
What is it?
I was curious why
you spent five years
hiding in the Amazon jungle;
trouncing through Afghanistan.
Being off the map.
I'm adventurous.
I asked my lawyers, who I pay
an offensive amount of money
to look into it, they did
and they're very good.
They dug up a bone I think
you wanted to keep buried.
Karen.
I don't respond to blackmail.
Yeah, well, my lawyers
don't want me to associate
with a known fugitive.
So I fired them.
What?
I don't care what you
did or why you did it.
Everyone has secrets.
You're no stranger
to reinvention.
And we both know you
could use a fresh start.
So, that's the only copy.
Do with it what you want.
Are you serious?
Well, that's what
freedom looks like.
That's what you wanted, right?
You sleepy?
No.
Dude, we've read each
one of your story books.
What would Lisa do
that I'm not doing?
She'd tell me a story.
So...
Once upon a time
there was this... superhero.
Named...
Super Kenz.
Why was he a superhero?
She, dumbass. I dunno.
Because she was awesome.
What were her powers?
If you're gonna back
seat drive this thing
I'm not even
gonna bother.
I won't if you tell it better.
SuperKenz wasn't
just any human.
Not only did she have
killer personal style,
but she had a
smorgasbord of powers.
Her sense of smell was
as strong as a Wolf's.
And when she sang,
she could knock people
out just like a Siren.
What's a Siren?
A douchebag
who wears stupid hats.
Forget about him.
Anyway, one time, this evil
creature called a Kitsune
kidnapped her
and put her in a cave.
This is getting scary.
But SuperKenz,
she was really smart too.
She whooped that
ginger bitch's ass,
escaped the cave,
and succubused a whole
Frat House on the way
home, just for kicks.
You just said the "b" word,
the "a" word and ginger!
I wanna be like SuperKenz.
You and me both, buddy.
You and me both.
Wow--
Binding.
Feel the energy
in the wind,
Feel the energy
in the trees around us.
Feel it move
through your body.
Feel us becoming
stronger, as one.
We call to you.
We invite you here.
Go to avenge us.
Shed no tear.
All that you are,
and all that I am.
Draw us the blood,
of one man-- Sam.
Sam?
And Kenzi.
We agreed to take down that
price-gouging misogynist
at the mechanic shop.
Who gives a rat's
ass about Sam?
I don't think I'm
ready for this after all--
I don't think you
get how this works.
The circle can't be broken
unless we all agree
to unbind it and now that
you've contributed your power?
Lisa's gonna
be unstoppable.
Kenzi?
I'm home.
Kenzi?
Lisa...?
It's you?
This whole time,
I thought it was Caroline--
The book club--!
Oh, no!
Dead girl walkin'!
Lisa, honey, put the
pointy, kill-y thing down.
Where's Ethan?!
He's upstairs. He's fine.
Lisa, it's me, Kenzi.
You have to stop!
You can stop!
Caroline, look at me.
You don't want to do this.
[Laughing]
Oh my god!
That is better than sex.
Then you're doing it wrong.
I've been destined
for this my entire life.
You're just a human
who got lucky
and found a fancy
hoodoo necklace.
The point is, there's
nothing we can't do!
Make ourselves younger,
take over the PTA--
Get free blowouts.
Honestly, Susan!
Every time I think you
can't get any stupider--
Oh-- Classy.
What a good friend.
Oh, whatever.
The power lies in the circle.
In our collective energy.
So why do you get
to be the leader?
Who the hell does she
think she is anyway?
I was wondering
the same thing.
That's amazing.
And you--
are a bitch!
You're an idiot, Susan.
And as usual, you have no
idea what you're doing.
Unlike you, who's using
an innocent teenage girl
to live out her sick
revenge fantasies.
Shut up.
You shut up!
What's happening?
I'll just take that--
I can't control it, Kenzi.
I can't.
I hate stupid book club.
And gluten-free bread.
And killing
innocent people!
Tim wasn't innocent!
He cheated on me!
Over and over and over!
I'm talking about Sam!
The hot new
dad on the block.
Who rejected you when
you tried to sleep with him.
Nobody rejects me.
Ha!
Everyone does!
Our yoga instructor,
our mechanic,
Eleanor's eighteen-
year old son!
Suck on that vegan
energy bar, you bitch!
Susan,
you are so strong.
You know not your
true strength, child.
But soon you will.
And the world will
bow down before us!
I'll be damned--
[Energy pulsing]
[Quick breaths]
[Carousel music playing]
Who are you?
Okay!
What the hell?
Where are we?
Crime scene's back there.
I smelled something.
If you're chasing tail,
I so don't want to be
on the ride-along.
That dead Fae,
Riley--
--she was
dragged from here.
I'm sure of it.
I'm glad you're here
with me on this one, partner.
Dyson, I--
I have to tell
you something.
Some serious shit
is about to go down--
Tams, call it in--
What?
This whole field--
it smells like death.
Bo, it's time.
Are you ready?
Is this really
the only way?
She's running on what's
left of the witches' Chi,
and she's fading fast.
It's a mercy. Trust me.
Will it hurt?
No.
Lisa, are you sure
this is what you wanna do?
I'm eighteen,
and I've never
kissed a boy.
I've never been to Europe.
I'll never be a doctor.
I'm also already dead.
Please--
I just need a second.
It's hard for me to know
I'll never have what you have.
I mean, look at you.
Your life's a mess.
[Laughing]
Thanks.
I mean-- you have
a life to mess up.
You have family
and friends...
And memories.
Even if they're bad ones.
I never really thought
about it that way.
I'll be invoked
in a hundred years.
And a hundred
years after that.
Whomever
has this necklace
will be able to
summon the dark.
Make me-- kill.
What if I'm there
for you, Lisa?
I'll be around
in a hundred years.
And a hundred
years after that.
That is the first time I've
ever said that out loud.
You're gonna stop me
from hurting people?
Every time?
I give you my word.
But no.
Kenzi said that
being Fae was special.
But I don't want
to be special.
I want to be human.
If I can't have that,
I want to be at peace.
Will you give me that?
I promise.
That feels nice.
You have such a pretty face.
Goodnight, sweet girl.
Back to sleep...
Oh.
They will never use you again.
Hug.
Now.
I'm so sorry you had
to go through that.
What am I doing?
What do you mean?
I mean, what am
I doing here, Kenzi?
Here, where?
What are you talking about?
When I was in the
Temple during the Dawning,
I saw something.
I felt something.
More... dead people?
Love.
It was a vision.
Or maybe a memory.
I don't know, but--
I didn't see his face--
It was my father.
Are you serious?
I can't stop
thinking about it.
I feel different--
It's like I have this power
I didn't have before.
And I think my dad has
something to do with it.
Wow!
Your dad--
That's huge.
I have to find him, Kenzi.
I think we need to deal
with one thing at a time.
Enough with this dance
a break up, or not a break up.
That is the question.
I am so much
better with weapons.
I know, but--
You're a big girl.
Just rip the bandaid off.
Seek closure,
grasshopper.
You are so wise.
Hello?
Hi, Lauren? It's Isaac.
Do you need help
with your suitcase?
Where are you?
[Knocking]
ISAAC: Closer...
Hotter...
Hello, hello!
You ready?
Um...
I have canceled my newspaper
and put my cable on hold
and there's enough food in
the cat bowl to last a month.
You can bring
your cat with you.
I don't have a cat.
I was joking.
I joke when I'm nervous.
I see.
This is a very
big step for me.
And a giant leap for science.
There's nothing
to worry about, trust me.
Okay, I'm gonna bring
this down to the limo--
I'll be right down.
This is the beginning
of something big.
[Phone ringing]
There are so many.
And so many
different kinds.
A Mermaid fed on
by a Wendigo.
A Baku by a Mare.
Dark, Light.
This doesn't make sense--
Fae don't feed on
other Fae like this.
You okay?
No--
These people died in fear,
I can feel it--
Hey--
That's a Qarinah.
I haven't seen one of these
outside of Egypt before.
Well, what is
she doing here?
You know, a Qarinah's
feeding signature is
similar to that
of a Succubus.
Six fingers.
Guess we know
who killed Riley.
So, our girl
has sex with Bo,
then a few hours later
is killed by a rare
Egyptian Fae, then
dragged to the alley
from this dump site?
This isn't
a dump site, Dyson.
It's a mass grave.
Something is
hunting the Fae.
♪