Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 2, Episode 8 - Death Didn't Become Him - full transcript

Thank you
for your help.

This bag...
smells like feet!

We need to hurry, the guard
could be back at any second.

Listen, I know you said that
you wanted me to see Nadia,

and I know that I said
I'd be mature about this entire thing,

but I just... I don't really feel
it's all that necessary anymore, so--

Look, if someboby that I
slept with and care about

told me they had
a girlfriend in a coma,

trapped inside a
top secret facility run by

a society of uber-humanoids
called the Fae--

I'd think it was
a blow off.



I really need you
to meet her.

Okay.

Wow!

She's so pretty.

Even...like this.

Can't imagine what
she must look like

when she's up
and walking around.

She has the most
beautiful smile.

You know, ever since
we got a lead

all I can think about
is finding a cure for her--

Well--

I guess the only
thing left to do--

is figure out
what this nail means.

The Morrigan never
said anything else--



How the nail
could "save" her?

No, and I get
the feeling that

even if she did know
something, she'd take

too much pleasure in
torturing me to ever tell me.

Thank you.

For letting me
see Nadia.

We'll figure this out.
I promise.

Farewell and adieu--

Fair Spanish ladies--

Hey!

What the hell do you
think you're doin'?!

Ugh!

Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's harder when you
don't know what you are.

My love carries
a death sentence.

I was lost for years.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live
the life I choose.

Wait, your husband
was kidnapped?

Christoph died less
than a week ago.

Donovan went to
the cemetery this morning,

the grave was dug up
and his body was gone.

They desecrated
his grave--

His memory.

What kind of a sick animal
could do such a thing?

Did you or Christoph
have any issues with anyone?

Any enemies?

Everyone loved
Christoph.

Donny's my oldest
friend, so--

I need you two
to help me.

Please, find out
what happened.

Of course. Anything,
you know that.

Yeah, I just have to get
out of a security detail.

It's not a biggie.

This is him--

Do you have any idea
what he was wearing

when he was,
uh--

Taken.

Leotards, tights
and slippers-

Excuse me?

Christoph was one of the
finest dancers in the world.

He was buried
the way he lived.

I never got a chance
to say sorry--

He just wanted me
to be present--

Not work,
but I yelled--

I made him drive
to the theater by himself--

It took them 3 hours to get
his body out of the wreck--

My partner was
knocked out cold--

The sky started to fill up
with dark clouds,

there was
a storm brewing--

A storm of thunder,
lightening--

And Hale--

But then, the Behemoth
let out a mighty howl.

He was ready to rock,
so I looked that fool

dead in the eye--
He only had one eye--

and I sang him to sleep
until he was sucking

his thumb like a kitten
'bout to wet the bed.

Yeah, I mean,
what can I say, ladies?

I got a job to do,
so I do it.

Hale!

Heeeey--
What's up, man?

I was just telling my friends
here how we took down

that Behemoth
that time.

Oh yeah, that was
back in the day.

We were lucky
to have this, uh--

Sexy, singin'
superstar along.

Hey, did I tell you
about the new

security detail
I just pulled?

What?
What detail?

The Glaive.

The Glaive!
My man, Dyson,

Protecting the Attorney
General for all Fae kind.

The only problem
is I can't do it.

Trick needs me
to do something else.

So, I need to find
someone, uh--

Smart, tough, competent,
sexy wouldn't hurt--

Hey, ladies, you know
anybody by that description?

Do you know anyone
with that description?

I don't know, man,
it's a big committment,

twelve hours.

I'm your man.

Who else you gonna
trust with The Glaive?

I don't know--

People say Sirens
are sexy ladies

sittin' side-saddle
on a rock

singing folks
to their death, but uh--

He knows I'm as tough
as they come! Yeah!

Right?

You know,
I don't know.

Looks like you got
your hands full here--

I don't wanna take
that away from you--

I think--

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa--

Come on, man.
Why you playin'?

You want this?

Yes!

Alright,
you got it!

Alright!

Okay--

Oh, and here
she is--

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

I thought the Glaive
was older--

What is she like a Fae
Doogie Howser or something?

Well, the detail's not
for the Glaive, per se,

it's for her
daughter, and--

She comes
with instructions.

I bet--

Dyson.

Tori.

Good luck!

"No booze, no boys,
no rap music, no coffee--"

Got it.

Are you as boring
as Dyson?

Excuse me?

Imagine coming
to lay flowers

and the man you
love is gone--

I smell something.

♪

Here--

I'm no grave digger,
but aren't they

supposed to go
in the ground?

It's a hunting kill.

Shot to the head,
throat's been slit

to drain the blood
before the heart stops

so the meat
doesn't spoil.

Never take
me hunting.

Strange, though--

They've only taken
the sweetbreads.

The delicacies--

So, we're looking for
a flesh-eating Fae foody?

Or his butcher.

Cheenoo.

Who's Cheenoo?

Not a who.
A what.

It's a type of Fae that
only eats human flesh.

And you wonder why I never
aligned myself with a clan--

Can't wait
to meet this guy.

And the behemoth
lets out a mighty howl--

And he starts running,
he's ready to get down--

Omigod--

I was timing
that entire dumb story

to see how long
it would take you to realize

that I actually didn't care
what you were talking about,

but now,
even that's boring.

Hey!

Is there anything
in the Fae world

that can get that
new doggy smell off tights?

What brings you down,
Little Momma?

I was helping my cuz
with his pit bulls

at the doggie
dentist--

Dude, there is not
enough suction

in that little tube
for dog slobber--

And now I'm thinking, why
not hook up with my bestie

Succubus
our way into the spa

so momma can score
herself a little rinse.

Who's this?

Big security detail I'm doing.
Very high profile client.

He's babysitting
for my mom.

And he won't let me
do anything fun at all.

It sucks.

Hale , does the trust fund
Fae-by speak the truth?

I have very
specific orders

that I have to follow
to the letter.

I'm not allowed
to do anything.

You see this?

I'm telepathic so I don't
need a cell phone.

But my stupid mom makes me
wear a stupid tracking bracelet

so she can track
my whereabouts all the time.

That is
a raw deal.

Yeah and when my stuff
was gettin' messed up like that

I hit the road
and I ain't never look back.

Oh--
Easy, Kenz--

What kind
of Fae are you?

Light or Dark?

I'm not Fae,
I'm human.

And you just come
and go as you please?

I guess technically
my BFF, Bo, claimed me

but, yeah, I call
my own shots, sista.

That is so cool.

I've never met
a claimed human

that's just allowed
to run free.

I'm so jealous.

Hey, hey,
look, look--

I'm not saying that some
of these rules aren't ridiculous

and I'm not saying
they're fair, Tori

but this is important--

How important
is it to ruin

a young woman's
chance at freedom?

The Glaive's
instructions were clear.

Tori is not to drink
or have fun of any kind.

I got a list!

Hale, bubby--
I got this.

I got this and I have
your best interests at heart.

Trust me!

I understand the lady
in captivity dealio.

We're just gonna
have some fun,

Tori's gonna have
a lovely time

and Detective Hale is gonna
come out looking like a hero!

Please,
Mr. Hale, sir?

Please! Please,
please, please, please--

Okay.

A little fun.

But Kenzi, you have
to be smart about this.

And responsible.

Dude! Those two words are,
like, both my middle names.

And I'm not even
drinking this month.

I'm on a cleanse.

I am so your
fairy godmother.

♪

Ahhhhh!

Well, goodness--

You almost scared
the life out of me.

Christoph, relax-

You're in such
exalted company.

The finest lady marksman
in the Old West--

A five-star General--

Genius,
of the Italian kitchen--

I want to see
my husband!

Don't be scared,
dear boy--

I am a huge
fan of yours.

And soon I'm sure you'll
be a big fan of mine.

Isn't that
right, everyone?

♪

The fates have
smiled upon me--

And now--
you will dance again.

♪

How you doing, Gary?

You been down
to the cemetery lately

You got a lot of nerve
coming here, Wolf Boy.

You so much as lay
a finger on me,

and I'll eat it right off
your Light Fae hand.

Hey, man--

I'm just here
to borrow some sugar.

This is Bo's deal.

Do you know Bo?

She's unaligned.

Which means she's
got the right to do

whatever she wants
to you.

Oh, and uh--

She's got a pretty
wicked temper.

We used to date.

What happened
to your finger there, Gary?

You not so good
with the meat clever?

Oh, you know
what they say--

Sometimes a flesheater's
just too tired

to get out of bed,
go to the fridge--

Know what I mean?

Gary--

What do you know
about a Groundskeeper?

I run a respectable
and legal--

Organic human-meat
butcher shop.

Are you having
an office party?

Is your Dark Fae son
coming of age?

Looking for
something special

and easy to eat
for your buffet table?

Well, look no further
than Gary's Meats!

We got chops, liver,
ribs, eyeballs, loins--

The Groundskeeper
was murdered, Gary,

he had a family.

Humans are chosen
by "farmers".

Now, these farmers watch
and monitor these humans

their whole life--

Living habits,
eating habits, etc.

See, a vegan who works
out 3 times a week

oooh
top shelf, baby.

But a smoker who sits
at a desk all day

"get yer
red hots, here!"

I butcher what's
brought to me

and keep a portion
of every body for myself

Are you sure you don't anything
about this Groundskeeper?

Anything at all?

I would be
very grateful.

Maybe we could feed some
of those other appetites.

Oh, baby--
I want to eat you up!

I want to bite your
little cheeks off,

and fry'em up in a little
butter and cream

come here--

You listen to me, Gary,
if you don't talk,

my friend Dyson here,
he's gonna pin this murder

on you anyway
and as a condition

of your life in human prison
he's gonna make sure

you get four square
meals a day--

all vegetarian.

Oh!

That Groundskeeper.

I butchered him--

Butchered him
for a Lich--

Wow. Gary, you really should
charge more for what you do.

Not a "lick"--

L-I-C-H.
Lich!

Are you sure?

You know this Lich?

It's an ancient Egyptian
Fae royal family.

They found a way
to cheat death,

keep themselves alive
to feed their insatiable

hunger for knowledge.

The Lich eats flesh
to feed his body.

but he lives
to feed his mind.

He's bad news, Bo.

Address.

You don't expect me to
give you anything on the Lich--

It'll be like signing
a death warrant.

Tofu, Gary!

Tofu four times
a day.

You guys didn't get this
address from me--

Okay??

♪

I'm also sorta email dating
this guy named Zak.

He's really cute
and has really big arms

but that's okay
because he's tentative.

Uh huh!

Ok, little ladies!
Ha-ha--

I think it's time
to turn the music down--

Oh!

People would like the usual
easy-listening at The Dal.

You know?

Yeah, well I guess
everybody else should have

a really
important mom.

I'm the Glaive's
daughter, bitches!

Ow-OW!

Hey, hey, you can't talk
to the people like that--

Have you called
my mother yet to check in?

Was I supposed to?!

Duh!
You're my babysitter.

If you don't check in
every three hours

my mom craps
her panties.

Uh oh!

You know, I'm gonna
make the call, alright?

Uh, wait, wait, wait--
Kenzi, that's her last drink.

You got it, boss.

Embrace the pain,
Christoph!

Every time you leap
I can feel your quads burning

that is not fatigue,
it is your artistry begging

to be broken,
to be compromised

but you mustn't let it!

Take five
and towel off!

I'm sorry, this is
a closed rehearsal.

We're here on behalf
of the owner

of the local
way-station.

I'm sure it was just
an oversight

but you and your party
failed to sign in

when you came
to town.

Ah! What an absolute
ninny I've been.

I am so sorry for the--
what was it you called it?

Oversight.

Yes, how well put,
oversight--

Please give my regrets to
Mr. Fitzpatrick MacCorieghan.

But I am leaving
in the morning

so I hardly think
it will be necessary now.

My goodness,
you are gorgeous.

Though, you,
my dear--

are divine.

Yes, Ma'am!
Yes!

No, no, no, Ma'am--
I did not mean

to bother you
while you were working--

Yeah, I can assure
you, your daughter,

she is having
the time of her--

Ma'am, she is so bored
out of her trees, Ma'am--

Uh, yes, as per
your instructions.

Yes--

Maaaan--

This is one of those moments
I wish working homicide,

meant you got
to do the killing--

I didn't realize times
were so hard in this city

that a Light Fae
police detective

and an undeclared
Succubus had to stoop

to delivering messages
for a retired King.

I've always wanted
to meet a Succubus.

I once traveled through
the southern interior of Africa

with the Dutch
during the Boer War.

I tried to give General
Viljoen some pointers.

But he was far too
arrogant to listen.

I witnessed men
do unspeakable things

for a few
pretty white stones

but what I searched
for was so much more.

Such...hunger--

Such lust--

Power to kill
with a kiss--

I know almost everything
there is to know--

Yet I don't know
what you feel.

Such uncontrollable
passion,

such burning desire--

You've taken the husband
of a very good friend of ours

and we'd
like him back!

Now.

My deary me!
Who?

Christoph.
The dancer.

Hmmm?
What's that Christoph?

Your marriage
was technically over

when you were
pronounced dead.

The Dancer
does have a point.

Christoph,
come with us now!

Pity--

He seems rather
content, I should say.

Of course,

I am such an interesting
person to be around.

Which is why I would like
to invite you, plus one,

to my "New Acquisitions
Exhibit and Wine and Cheese"

this afternoon.

Well, I can't wait.

Sorry--

Light Fae being on the premises,
bit of a Fae faux pas.

Don't worry--
I got a date.

Come on, Dyson--

Let's go before my
"uncontrollable passion"

makes me forget
my manners.

I'll see you later.

Wait, wait, wait--

He's...
eating Christoph?

No, he's eating humans,
not Fae--

He ate the Groundskeeper,
but Christoph is fine.

He's not fine!

He's up and he's alive
which I'm having

a little trouble
reconciling at the moment!

And he's being
held hostage by that!--

Easy, Donny--

Don't, Trick!

Don't--

I want you two to stop
talking and get Chris back.

What else can you tell me
about this Lich?

Well, he's leaving town
tomorrow, which doesn't give us

a lot of time to
get Christoph back

or stop him
from eating more humans.

In order to achieve
immortality, some believe

that the Lich puts his Chi
into a phylactery--

A container
for the soul.

You destroy the container,
you destroy the Lich.

Of course, the truth is
nobody really knows

how the Lich was able
to cheat death.

But, it's
not a bad theory.

Was there anything
around his neck?

No.

Oh,
wait a second--

What?

There was this
creepy painting of the Lich--

Back when he was younger
and less fall-y apart-y,

he was wearing this amulet
around his neck--

Like a beetle--

Something about the way
it stood out in the painting,

it seemed--

Important?

Yeah!

Picture of Dorian Gray
maybe?

The Lich's life essence
is contained

in the painting itself.

Destroy the picture and
we'll know soon enough.

Well, that's exactly
what I plan to do

at his little
show-and- tell.

Those under
the Lich's power,

their souls can't
pass over.

They live a
tortured existence.

We have to bring
Christoph back

and if there's any way
bring him back alive,

for however long
that might be--

I know Donovan
would love the opportunity

to say a proper
good-bye.

I will bring him back.
Alive.

And make sure you bring
yourself back alive.

These Lichs are
notoriously ruthless.

Don't worry.
I got back up.

Look, look, I'm only going
to say this one time--

I need a very
"hush-hush" APB put out

on two young girls--
One, a 21-year-old blonde

wearing a pink sleeveless top
and a bad attitude,

two, a blued-eyed
pain in the--

She goes by Kenzi.

No, don't-don't
use the names, okay?

I can't have certain
people finding out--

Hey!

My partner--

Yeah, epitomy of handsome,
what's going on?

Uh, there's
a Lich in town.

Stole one of Trick's
friends from the grave,

it's stressing
everyone out--

Man--
Trick okay?

Yeah, you know,
he's stronger than he looks.

How's things
with Tori going?

Yeah. She's okay.
Awesome.

Special little girl--
Makes me, uh--

Wanna have
kids of my own.

So, so precious--

You lost her,
didn't you?

Man!
She just vanished!

Did she pull the old

"you're supposed to phone
my mother gag"?

How'd you know?

Did the same thing to me
first time I looked after her.

Which is why--

I got a receiver
for her tracking bracelet

the last time
the Glaive was in town.

My man!

My man--

So, thanks
for getting Dyson

to sneak me out
of the compound

we both know I could
use the fresh air but--

You wanna tell me
what's really going on?

Well, in addition to wanting
you as my backup,

I thought you should talk
to this Lich fellow.

He's been everywhere,

met everyone,
and learned everything.

And I thought he could
tell what the deal is

with this little guy.

And we can get
Nadia back to you.

There--
All pretty.

You know--

Things have really been bleak
for me these past few years--

And I don't know what
I would do without--

Your friendship.

Are you sure
you're okay with this?

Helping me with Nadia?

Blot.

♪

Ahhhh...
Mademoiselles--

I'm so thrilled
you could make it!

Enchante.

I have prepared the most
wonderful show for you.

What is this show
for exactly?

Oh, I have these little salons
for myself all the time.

It's not enough to merely
feed oneself physically,

one must always
nurture the intellect,

feed the mind
and soul as it were.

You see, in raising my dolls
back from the dead,

I get to experience
their very specific talents.

I've "been"
world class athletes,

bloodthirsty generals,
brilliant physicists--

A long life
is only worthwhile

if one can fill it
with the extraordinary.

Let my
festivities begin!

v

I was so right
about this boy--

♪

What are you girls doing?!

CLAP-CLAP!

Oh, okay--

Hey!

Can someone explain
to me why you left the Dal

without telling me?!

We totally forgot!

We're actually getting
warmed up to go clubbing!

I totally
heard that.

I didn't
say anything.

I'm telepathic,
you idiot!

Oh gosh--

I think that tequila I drank
wants to get out and party.

You gave her
tequila?

I tried to hide
the booze!

But you heard her,
she's a telepath!

Get it off of me--

Get it off me!

Okay, Linda Blair-- Okay...
Let's get you horizontal.

Sit down, sit down--

It ain't right--

Ain't no dignity
in getting puked on.

It's just--

Ooooh--

Get it off me--

Oh, God--

Why do I have
to touch it?!

Okay! Okay...

Uhhhh...--

Okay--

Alright--
Okay--

Can I help you?

Oh, I was just--

Sizing you up
to see if I had anything

that might fit you.

Mmhm--

Obviously...--

Just get Tori sobered up,
because if you don't

the Glaive's gonna make garters
out of my tender bits!

And I need
my tender bits!

♪

Makes me cry every time
I hear this piece.

The artistry lays in
the fact that

even though the
composer was German,

I gave him the gift
of inspiration

from my own various
travels through--

Well...everywhere.

You know, I spent
a few months in the Congo,

with a medical group.

Congo?
Dreadful place.

Well, it wasn't
exactly a vacation--

I was there treating patients
of an epidemic--

It was killing
a Fae tribe.

You're the human doctor
who found the cure--

Your Ash was very wise
to snatch you up.

Lucky dog.

While I was there,
my girlfriend, Nadia,

fell into a coma.
I haven't been able

to get anywhere
with a diagnosis.

The epidemic cure
didn't work on her.

But The Morrigan
gave me this,

said it was a clue
to Nadia's illness.

Coma...indeed.

Do you know
something?

I'm watching--
the show.

♪

Out of the way,
Trick.

Can't do that,
Donny.

I don't want
to hurt you, but I will

if that's what it takes
to get Christoph back!

Give me the dagger.

Donny--

He was dead, Trick.
I witnessed him dying.

And now, to know that
that demon has him--

How can you expect me
to just sit here?!

You of all people
understand,

I know what it's like
to lose a loved one.

When my wife
was taken from me--

I felt powerless too--

But running into a situation
like this blindly

and hot-headed will
only make things worse.

You know
of what I speak.

You know how
I ended up here.

Be patient, friend.
Bo is special.

If anyone can get
Christoph back, it's her.

♪

You know, I feel like
we've really bonded.

I have learned so much
amazing stuff about you

and of course
from you.

Isn't there some sort kind of
agreement we could come to?

Find it in your big, several
thousand year old heart

to hand Christoph
over to me?

Okay.

Really?

Nope.

Well, then I guess we'll
have to do this my way.

This is your
last chance, pal!

I've tried to be nice,
but you just won't listen.

So, I'm going
to free everyone

and destroy you
in one fell swoop.

Unless you release
Christoph now .

Surely, you are bluffing.

Do you have any idea
how many of the world's secrets

I keep in here?!

Even you aren't
that stupid.

I gave you
a chance.

Ahhhh!

The Lich knows what
his entourage is thinking.

He feels
what they feel.

Trick said that the Lich
puts his Chi in a vessel.

Well, maybe it's not
"vessel" it's "vessels--"

The entourage--

I'll just suck the Chi
from all of them...individually.

Easy peasy.

Great--

Leave it to me to bring
a knife to a gunfight.

Take it easy--

Ladies and gentlemen
of my entourage!

The show I have
been waiting for

my entire long
existence--

is upon us!

I have fed my need
for intellectual pursuit--

I have felt the transcendence
of musical performance--

But I still long...
for something deeper.

Finally, that moment
has arrived!

I will witness
a Succubus FEED!

Feed! Feed! Feed!
Feed! Feed!

This is far too good
a performance for a matinee.

I know I said we should
spend more time together,

but this is not
what I had in mind.

I'm sorry for acting
like a turdhead.

You know--
Throwing up and stuff.

That's okay,
sweetie pie.

It's all over now.

Oh no!
Is this coffee?!

Coffee!

What is
the big deal?!

THUD!

GASP!

Oh, crap!

You will feed
off this human!

No! I won't!

Bo, just feed off me
a little bit,

give him
what he wants.

No! That will not
be good enough.

The one thing that
has always eluded me

is true,
unbridled PASSION!

I WANT TO SEE IT
IN ACTION!

You will suck all the life
out of this human!

I have left enough
innocent bodies in my wake--

I would rather die
than live like that again.

Fine.

I killed
the Glaive's daughter--

I KILLED--
the Glaive's daughter!

Dyson trusted me,
he depended on me--

This poor girl--

Who doesn't
drink coffee?

I mean, it's just--
It's just coffee!

You have with for breakfast,
or when you're sitting

in a cafe pretending
to write a novel--

it's not a drink!
It's a hug!

She was
in my care--

I'm gonna
be Fae food--

Omigod, they're gonna lock
me up with a crazy beast--

and watch as he
eats me for breakfast!

Maybe
with a coffee!

SLAP!

What'd you
hit me for?!

Why didn't you tell me
she couldn't drink coffee?!

What?!

You were the one
that was all like:

'oh, please let Tori
have a fun night--

she needs
to be free!'

Because she did!

She wasn't living in
a castle being guarded

by an evil dragon, Kenzi!
Her mom is just a jerk!

I had a job to do!

I know, I know--

I know, you're right,
I screwed up. I'm sorry--

No, no, no, Kenzi--
Kenzi, don't do that, girl--

I just, thought she could
use a night of fun!

You know?

I didn't know she was
this psycho-chick

that could break
so easily!

Hey, hey, hey--
We'll figure this out, alright?

It's okay,
Little Momma--

I'm sorry I didn't mean
to be so mean.

I'm sorry I ruined
your whole life--

Hey, don't
exaggerate,

It's gonna be alright.
It'll be fine.

Really?

Yeah--

What are
you gonna do?

Move.

If you don't feed
I will kill you

and then bring you back
and feel for myself

when we both go
on a blind,

lust-filled
murderous rampage.

Bo, I can't stop
the bleeding!

Just feed off me,
please!

You can't use me--

I beg your pardon?

That's why you didn't
just kill me right away

and experience me
like everyone else--

You can't!

What is
this nonsense?

My Chi is
my life force!

If you kill me,
then it's gone forever!

If you raised me--

Then you can't
experience my power--

You can only
watch me do it.

Ugh!

Put the doctor
on the table!

No! No!

The Succubus' petulance
has made me hungry!

♪

No!
NO!

Ugh!

This is
your last chance.

Surely, your lover's death
would be better by your hand

than by my blade!

Have it your own way,
you stupid girl.

No--
No--

♪

I could be more
powerful than all other Fae!

Everyone would
kneel at my feet!

There would be
no more Dark

and no more Light--

There would be
only me--

Rawwr!

♪

What happened?

- What happened--
- I don't know what happened--

But you
managed to--

You sucked the Chi
out of all of them-

All at once.

What--
No!

No!
Oh, no--

Oh, Christoph!

No--
Let me go--

Please--

You can't know
the torture it's been.

Now, I can rest.

How about
Buenos Aires?

No, I got cousin in BA
used to drive me nuts

when I was a kid--

only Siren I knew
that was tone deaf--

Make your
ears bleed--

I'd almost rather meet
the wrath of the Glaive

than see
his face again.

Egypt!

I like pyramids.
Do you like pyramids?

Egypt--

Hold on a sec--

I think Dyson said
there was a Lich in town.

What's a Lich?

Our only hope,
Princess--

Ugh! Uh!

The nail The Morrigan
gave us!

What does it mean?

Lauren's girlfriend
isn't sick--

She's been cursed.

That nail is an African
shaman's cursing nail.

Somewhere there is
a piece of wood

with Nadia's nail
in it--

Remove it and she will
most likely wake up.

Please,
let me eat--

Sorry, Pal--

Life is off the menu.

No more humans
for you.

I've experienced things
you people wouldn't believe.

I felt the carnage

as the Inquisition
marched through Spain--

I felt the heat...
from the flames

as Rome was burnt
to the ground--

I felt--

I felt--

Come on--

♪

So, what are you gonna do
before Christoph fades?

We're going to our
cottage on the lake.

Just me and him and
our favorite place on Earth--

I wish you had
more time with him.

Three days isn't
a lot and again,

that's only a guess.

He could die again
as early as tonight, Donny.

When Christoph
was dying,

I begged for five
more minutes--

This time, any time,
is a blessing.

Thank you.

For a proper chance
to say goodbye.

You're welcome,
my friend.

Okay!
Where's the Lich!

He's dead.

Dead?!

What?

Oh, man!

I needed that
Lich to raise this girl

I was babysitting
from the dead!

They're gonna send me
to the catacombs!

You know what they do
to Sirens in prison!

Hale!
What did you do?

Um--

Okay, look--

Buddy--

Just, okay,
hold on--

Uh!

GASP!

'Cause I'm allergic to coffee.
It makes me pass out.

Oh my God!

But you had
no freaking pulse!

Duh! Cause when I go
into allergic shock

someone has to help
my second heart kick in.

Second heart?

Duh.

Oh, thank you!

Second heart?

Mmhmm--

You got
a second heart--

She's got
a second heart!

Look, Tori--

I know we've kinda
had our differences.

But if there is any way
you could not tell

your mom
about the vomit,

the booze and the coffee
and the rap music,

I'd be eternally
grateful.

If my mom found out
about any of this

I'd be grounded
for half a century--

I really
like you, Kenzi.

You're a very
spirited human.

Thank you.

How much,
Detective?

Excuse me?

How much
for the human?

I'll take fifty bucks
and the promise

that I never see her scrawny
meddling ass again.

It's a deal.

Actually--

This spirited human
has a special place

in my heart too, so I will
have to respectfully decline.

Okay.
Fine.

Anyway, thanks
for a great night.

I, uh,
actually had fun.

Thank you, Hale.

Thank you for not selling me
to a psycho Fae socialite!

Silence, human.

Ow--

Ah! You really need
to figure out

a better way
to get me in here.

You know I've spent years
looking for a cure

to a disease
she doesn't even have.

Who would curse Nadia,
I mean, why would anybody--

Maybe think of this
as a blessing.

We're one step closer
to getting Nadia back to you.

That's good,
right?

♪