Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 2, Episode 21 - Into the Dark - full transcript

She saved my life, Trick.

Jumped in front of a Garuda
sword like it was nothing.

A noble sacrifice.

She'd be proud to know
it made a difference.

Such a great photo of her.

Fairies are so photogenic.
It was hard to pick just one.

Dyson sent over a whole box.

Don't think he could bear
to go through it himself.

I should have picked him up so
he wouldn't have to come alone.

If he comes.

Dude fought like stink.
He's still recovering from the battle.



It's a heavy burden,
losing someone you love.

Someone you tried to save.

When was the last time
you saw your bed?

I'll sleep when I figure out how
to stabilize Lachlan's Naga venom.

Well, if anyone can nerd out
what we need, it's you, Doc.

[MAN yelling]

So, not the thing trying to kill us.

This time.

We need to stay on guard.

The Garuda's out there
somewhere, getting ever stronger.

He was plenty strong
last time he whooped us.

To Ciara O'Breen, a toast.

In the words of her Scathatch kin,

[howling]



To Ciara!

We need to be honest here.

Ciara died because we messed up.

We need to avenge her.
We need to fix this.

We need to talk.

I'm listening.

It's in our blood, isn't it?

Our blood?

Yours and mine.

It's the key.

To what?

Victory.

I know, Trick.

I finally figured it out.

You're my father.

Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's harder when you
don't know what you are.

My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years,

searching, while hiding,

only to find that I belong to
a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.
I will live the life I choose.

Me, your father?

From the first moment we met,
I felt like I could trust you.

I knew that I could come to you
for advice and for comfort.

And now with everything
bad that is happening,

I look to you in a whole other way.

But it isn't the time.

Well, if not now, when?

Trick, please.

I need my father.

I'm sorry, Bo. I'm not.

Oh.

But I was so sure.

We have this bond.

We do.

And with good reason.

Bo, I'm your grandfather.

My grandfather?

But...

But this means that...
that Aife, my mom...

Is my daughter.

And what happened to
her is my biggest regret.

And my dad?

The answer to that
question still eludes me.

Terrifies me.

What does that make me?

Strong. Smart.

And more beautiful than I dared hope.

After so much pain, what a gift.

And to know you now,
I could just burst with pride.

I have so many questions.

As well you should.

There's a lot to know
and to understand.

- But...
- But now I need to focus
on defeating the Garuda.

Tell me about our blood.

We are family, but what runs
through our veins is unique.

I use my blood to write the laws,
to manipulate the future.

And my blood?

It has the power to enslave others.
To bind them to your will.

That's why Ryan became
obsessed, wanted to marry me.

And you saw your mother use it

to control her army of
adoring but deadly servants.

I am not my mother.

She... she went bad.

Well, that's just it, Bo.
This kind of power is addictive.

Can lead you to the
darkest places of yourself.

Go too far and you
might not come back.

Extreme times call for
extreme measures.

You want to make this up to me?

Help summon the other Fae
who keeps things from me.

The Nain Rouge.

How do you propose we do that?

She's been watching me.

She likes observing tragic events.

Like the funeral of a Faerie queen.

Show yourself, you brat!

[Inaudible]

[WOMAN 1] There's so many
rumours going around.

[WOMAN 2] Yeah.

[Crowd murmuring]

He came.

Course he did. It's Dyson.

Whiskey? My treat.

You buying me a drink, huh?
It really must be the end of the world.

You don't have to pretend with me.

It's not weak to let it out,
Dyson, it's human.

What I meant was it takes
strength to express your pain,

so that you can go on.

All this and Nadia, too.

I'm sorry, Lauren.

Thank you.

And you...

Never got a chance to thank
you for coming back for me.

Don't know how the hell you did it.

I improvised. Broke the
heel of my favourite boots.

Hey, let's put it behind us.

If we don't figure out how to
work together, we're all toast.

I'm sorry about that.

That's not what I meant.

It's not your fault, man.

Then whose fault is it?

Excuse me.

I want real answers, damn it.

That's not how it's done.

The Garuda is winning.
And we are broken.

You get off on it, don't you?

Watching others try and fail
while you hide in the shadows!

[TRICK] Bo, please.

Show yourself already, you little...

Only I choose when to appear to others.

It's tradition.

Bo hates tradition.

From now on, we're
doing things my way.

How do I defeat the Garuda?

I merely observe important events.
I don't provide counsel.

Besides, I thought you preferred
listening to the wolf spirit,

since her advice is so stellar.

Oh, wait, it almost got you all killed.

That's my fault.

Though I'm still racking my brain
as to why the wolf spirit lied to Dyson.

She spoke the truth.

The wolf's role in the
fight will be significant.

Dyson misinterpreted her message.

That's because all the two
of you do is talk in riddles.

You like to watch.

I get it.

We've all got our kinks.

Bo, she's just a kid.

She's Fae, like the rest of us.

If I don't stop him, the last
thing you will ever observe

are the Garuda's teeth bearing
down on your pretty little face.

You're right, I'm scared.

So, talk.

No more riddles.

The Garuda is the enemy of the Fae.

A champion, the saviour of them all.

To defeat him, you must
present a united front.

Well, we've had our problems,
but I know I can lead the team.

A team of the Light can
only provide half an army.

You must recruit the Dark.

One whose abilities rival your own.

Choose wisely.

I know who we need.

You better hightail it
back to limbo, sweetie,

or somewhere as far away
from the Garuda as you can get.

And, Bo, when you do meet
our enemy, kick his feathered ass.

There's not as many
people as I thought.

Lachlan wasn't very well-known...

...or very liked.

If they only knew he died so we'd
have a chance against the Garuda.

I'm sure a lot of Fae are fleeing town.

Which just leaves us...

...and the cockroaches.

The Morrigan. Bo, no.

I have to. You go ahead.

Oh, honey, black leather again?

Mix it up now and then.

And what better time
than a blowout like this?

Don't you ever let up?

Join the Dark and see.

I need your help.

I'm flattered.

- I need vex.
- You're kidding.

I wish I was.

Vex is in my dungeon.

And I intend to keep him there.

Forever.

But you and vex are
like an evil Hall and Oates.

They're not evil?

After everything that
vex has done to you,

after everything you guys
have done to each other,

what could vex have possibly done that's
bad enough to land him in prison?

You haven't heard?

You swear?

Sometimes, it's good to let it out.

Oh, Paulo. You're awful.

Do you not want to see my resume?

Oh, is that how you want to play it?

Oh, you naughty boy.

If you come work for my organization,
the perks will be plenty.

I will make all your dreams come true.

Uh... thank you so much. Yeah, I'm
definitely willing to start on the bottom.

And what a fine bottom it is.

I'll take an entry level position...

You'll "entry" in whatever
position I choose.

'Cause I'm always the one in control.

[MC HAMMER'S "U Can't Touch This"]

Whoa!

What's happening?

No. This blouse is silk.

Yeah, everyone said that
the Morrigan was a total MILF.

Try pathetic.

No. No!

Wait till the Centauri see this.

You'll pay.

Yeah? What are you going to do,
unsexy breakdance me to death?

Not you.

Vex!

You called, m'lady?

Uh, uh, uh. Now, what
shall we do for the finale?

The Worm, perhaps while naked?

Vex!

That's unfortunate.

Save it, succu-bitch.

At least my moves don't
leave my lovers pureed.

You are the leader of the Dark.

The enemy of all Fae is coming.
It is time for the Hail Mary pass.

You want to strike a deal? Fine.

I need a courier to fetch me
something from the Ash's archives.

You want me to steal from the Light?

Well, with the Ash dead
and most Fae jumping ship,

it's not like anyone's going to be
around to notice that it's missing.

I need you to deliver this
to my personal quarters.

And you have to swear not
to show its contents to anyone.

I can't do that.

What's the big deal?

You're the drip who never
shuts up about being unaligned.

Or you could take some
fake moral high ground

and watch the Garuda slay
everyone you ever cared about.

Why do I feel like I'm
not reading the fine print?

Just bring me this and I will
release vex into your custody.

[BO] Looks like even the rats have left.

You gotta be kidding me.

[Knocking]

Go away!

[Knocking continues]

I said go away!

What, are you deaf?

Kenzi.

You like that? You want some more?

'Cause I can go all night.

Enough.

About time. I was beginning
to think we'd really lost you.

Dyson, you tried something
and it didn't work.

Something redonkulous.

But you didn't kill Ciara.
The Garuda did.

I'm just lucky I didn't get you all killed.

We made it because when shiz
got real, you fought to the end.

All of that just to give up now?

What, did the Norn also
take your cojones? Huh?

Actually, uh...

What? When?

Oh, you made a joke.

I guess you bring out the worst in me.

We got to get back the best of you.

Bo can't do this without you.

Dyson again. What a
glutton for punishment.

Your pain makes possessing that which
is most precious to you all the sweeter.

You practise that speech in the shower?

How dare you bring this.

My dwelling has never been
soiled by a human presence.

I need my love back, Norn.

I'm nothing without it.

You are as incorrigible as a puppy.

I ought to rap your nose
with a newspaper.

This is selfless request.

I need to become whole to help the
champion defeat the coming darkness

before it consumes us all.

Well, sacred tree has
weathered many a storm.

It and I will still be standing long
after the Garuda has had his fun.

Wait.

What if we have something
more valuable to trade?

This belonged to a Faerie Warrior.
Surely, that is worth something.

You stole Ciara's bracelet?

She would have wanted
to be buried with that.

This is what she would have wanted.

She fought and died for you,
Dyson, for all the Fae.

If they fall against the Garuda,
her sacrifice means diddly squat.

Genuine iridium. Very rare.

And the one who wore it
had a gifted essence.

But the power of the bracelet
is nothing without the wearer

and it is definitely not as
powerful as a wolf's only love.

No, we're still haggling.
She won't accept a first offer.

That's okay, I wouldn't either, okay...

Kenzi, there are rules.

We're done.

Humans, they never get nuance.

Lady, you reek of peat moss.

Trick is your grandpoppy?

Oh my god, Bo, how do you feel?

Elated. I mean, I finally have family.

Real family that's not mean or crazy.

Yeah, and Trick is the best.

But I'm also kind of furious. I mean,
he lied to me, kept this from me.

Owes you almost thirty
years of birthday gifts.

But mostly, I just keep wondering

why did he have to wait until
the end of the world to tell me.

And the case?

I'm supposed to deliver
it to the Morrigan, ASAP.

God, I feel like Chicken Little.

"You taught you taw a puddy cat?"

No, that is Tweetie Bird
and a terrible impression.

No. I'm trying to tell everyone
that the sky is falling.

That it's going to crush us
and no one believes me.

Hey, I'd never bet against you.
Forget your magic box.

- Hey!
- Your determination to do what's right,

Fae rules be damned,
that is your real superpower.

That's it.

I need to hit up the hardware store.

Of course you do.

Darling, this mirror
makes me look thirty.

Have it removed at once.

I'm not your servant.

Then why are you doing my bidding?

Here's my end of the deal.

A deal I expect you to honour.

Yes, yes, I'll have vex delivered to you.

What's in there, anyway?

A girl never tells.

Girl?

Aren't you, like, thirty?

[Knocking]

Closed!

[Chainsaw revving]

What in Gaia's name are you doing?

Going for nuance.

No. You cannot touch the sacred tree.

I guess my bite is worse than your bark.

You... you wouldn't dare.

Oh, yes, I would. I'm human, remember?

We drive S.U.V.'s and we dump
raw sewage into pretty lakes

and we will burn this planet to the ground
if it means just one more cheeseburger.

So, since your Fae rules
don't apply to me...

What do you want, human?

Dyson's love back.

No!

Or a sweet harvest table. Your choice!

No!

Fine. Timber!

Stop!

The wolf may have his love back!

You'd be surprised how many of
my transactions involve power tools.

Oh, son of a Banshee.

Try your favourite succubus.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Humble? It's bloody filthy.
You dirty minx.

It cost me plenty to get
you out of that dark dungeon.

Now you owe me, so listen up.

Sure thing, love. But first, you mind
running me through your security system?

You're looking at it.

What, you and a butter knife? That's
what's between me and right gutting?

Maybe.

Do you think I made the Morrigan
my sex puppy for fun?

Ew! And didn't you?

I wanted her to put me in prison,

because her dungeon's the only place
I was truly safe from the Red Caps.

Red Caps?

You're just as ignorant up here as
you are brilliant between the thighs.

The Red Caps are an often drunk,
vicious Dark Fae gang of rank and file.

- And they like to soak their...
- Soak their caps

in the blood of their victims.
Yes, I know what Red Caps are.

And they're led by a particularly
vicious chap named Duncan.

That'd be me.

And I brought me mates.

Duncan, you got a little
something on your face.

Right... there.

Bad move, love.

Gents.

Enough!

A little help?

We'll be leaving then.

Bo.

What happened? Who did this to you?

Oh, it's Red Caps.

I um... I need...

To heal. Yes, of course.

No. No, I was going to say an aspirin.

Right.

It's not really that bad.

Besides, Lauren, you know
that I would never...

I know. I am not thinking clearly.

It's the Naga venom. I've tried
every anticoagulant known to man

and Fae and just no luck.

Ow.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't be complaining
about being stressed to you.

It's okay. I like it.

It makes me forget what's
waiting for us out there.

Do you remember what happened

when the Lich tried to
force you to feed off of me?

Yeah, I sucked the chi out of
an entire room full of people.

- It scared the hell out of me.
- Me too.

The worst part is I don't know how
I did it or what triggered my rage.

Well, I have a hypothesis.

I think it's because of
what we feel for each other.

You take my breath away.

[LAUREN] Breathless.

Completely.

That's it. That's it.

The Naga venom is only
deoxygenated when it's in stasis.

Um. Glad I could be of help.

See you soon?

See you soon.

Okay.

This is like an episode of Hoarders.

Oh, I have received many gifts
from many Fae over the century.

Their beauty. Fear.
Bravery. Goodness.

Why don't you just try the
bottle marked "wolf mojo"?

Oh.

You will pay dearly for this.

I am as old as time and twice as deadly.

Must be why you're so popular.

Why do you care if Dyson
is made whole again?

I have many other gifts
I could bestow upon you.

Oh, step off. I know how
your game works.

You offer something enticing

in exchange for something the
target doesn't think they'll miss.

Spoken like a true con.

But it's got to be voluntary.

And I'm not here to
trade anything of mine.

Huh.

Finally.

Oh.

- Ew.
- And with that,

a gift has been given.

Super.

Chin up, vexy. You get to play keeper.

Target practice!

That was a nice save, but...

...I think you need a handicap.

[BO] Love the new blood on your cap...

...considering it's mine.

Back for another round?

I'm here for vex.

Sorry, love.

We're busy torturing and
killing him for screwing us over.

Although, we would be
willing to trade him.

For what?

Briefcase 229.

How do you know about that?

The Morrigan's been booking certain
meetings, bragging about it on Twitter.

So much for discreet.

You've got two hours.

Have you seen the security
around her place?

One hour, fifty-nine minutes.

I can do it.

Hang in there, vex.

What's with the chainsaw?

Well, when your hairy butt's
backed against the corner

and they've got you by the pelt,
that is when you really go dog-wild.

Guess who taught me that?

No, it's impossible.

Just work it through, baby,
work it through.

You got it.

Yep, one chance to love again,
with a side of seriously pissed off Norn.

Kenzi, what did you do?

I did what I had to.

You crazy human.

Wait. How do we know the Norn
is not pulling a Kenzi on us?

The Norn can't possibly hurt me
any more than she already has.

Ahh!

What are you doing here?

I wasn't expecting
flannel pyjamas, but still.

Wow.

Wait. How did you get past security?

You really need to hire better muscle.

You fed off the help?

A mere snack.

Just enough to whet my appetite.

You succubi are always so crass.

So aggressive. Where's the foreplay?

Where's the seduction?

Evony.

It's party time.

This will never work.

You know, I could resist you.

Why resist?

We have been dancing around
this moment since the day we met.

It must be hard being the boss.

Always having to be on top.

Don't you ever just want to surrender?

Oh, you're a dead woman,

who's in for a treat.

Show me.

Stop it. Stop it. Right there.

No! Lower. Ah, yes!

Like that?

Oh.

The pepper spray's in the drawer.

Maybe next time.

Wait. W-What?

Oh, you won't live long
enough to regret this.

Then I will take out some insurance.

Of all the bad decisions
that you've made.

This is the worst!

Yet I would never leave
the keys to my handcuffs...

...so far from the bed.

You actually stole from the Morrigan?

That's suicide.

So I hear.

Now make with my package.

What did vex do to you guys, anyway?

He promised that he'd fix it
so that Exton would win the Cup.

I told you, I'll get them
into the final, not win it.

As if Exton could win it.
They're utter bollocks.

Really? That's necessary?

Go Paxford! Now there's
a squad for you.

We made good on the exchange.
Gave you vex.

Now... now we're going
to kill you both.

Get in line!

This is worrisome.

It's exhausting sucking the
talent out of talentless people.

She can do whatever that was?

Why do you think
she's leader of the Dark?

Stay back.

That's mine.

What kind of weapon is it?

The kind that lets you go till dawn.

Each vial contains the
secretions of the Barnacle Goose.

It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Wait.

All of this is for football
and Fae viagra?

Don't you know what
is coming to devour us?

All the more reason to get
your mind-blowing sex on

before it's too late.

I always knew the Dark was selfish,

but this shallow and vain,
even in the face of extinction?

Boring.

You know who would fight
to survive to the bitter end?

Humans.

You have all these so-called
powers and you are such cowards.

How dare you use my Barnacle Goose!

It tingles.

This won't.

I'll be doing you a favour.

Killing you before the Garuda can.

You really do have a
death wish, don't you vex?

Oh, it's just a tap between
friends. She'll get over it.

But let's not dilly dally, eh?

Thank you.

You really think you can
save the Fae, all of them?

With you on board, I give us
slightly better odds than Exton.

Let's go down swinging,
that's what I always say.

Me too.

But I have to warn you...

...I don't play nice.

I'm counting on it.

What'd you say we take the sex goose?

Just for giggles.

Dream on.

I'd like to introduce you to
the newest member of our army.

Evening.

Bo.

We need him for reasons I will explain.

But also, as of now, this
is no longer a democracy.

There can only be one
champion and I'm it.

I know we can beat the Garuda.

And yes, I have a plan.

But if you're not on board,
now is the time to leave.

Um...

...one more thing...

I may be the champion,
but I can't do this alone.

I need you.

All of you.

And if I haven't been clear about how
much I appreciate what you are doing

and what Lachlan and Ciara did...

Bo, I'm with you till the end.

We all are.

Won't be easy.

Can't say we don't have
some stuff between us.

Stuff the Garuda can feed off of.

I have an idea about that, too.

Damn, Kenzi, that brand is
more expensive than my car.

Nah, fake label.
Stole it off the back of a truck.

Oh, nothing too good for
our last night on Earth, huh?

You bite your tongue.

Oy, cupcakes, toothpaste?

- Foot locker.
- Foot locker.

And take off my kimono!

God.

You think we can trust him?

Hell no. The things that
I did to recruit him?

If we survive this, the Morrigan
will be gunning for me.

We do what we got to do.

Yeah.

Dyson seems better.

It's nice to see him
back in fighting form.

Hm.

You know, if it is the Fae-pocalypse,
you should go be with your girl.

You shouldn't be alone, Bo.

I'm not alone, Kenzi.

I'm with you.

This is really happening, isn't it?

Yeah.

But the plan will work, Kenzi.

As long as there's no other surprises.