Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 2, Episode 15 - Table for Fae - full transcript

Kenzi: Bo Bo?!

Senora, I'm home!

Bo!

Banana!

Kenz-- Maybe
she's still sleeping.

Yeah, but she'll
wanna see us--

I mean, she's been all by
herself for the past week.

(banging/moaning)

Really?

'Cause it sounds to me
like Bo's got company.

Why don't we go out
the back, Jack.



(moaning)

I'm guessing that
was the grand finale.

I know this cool
little place that has

the best blueberry
muffins. Ever.

Sounds good.

Ah--

I'll take two.

Hi!

Hi.

Uh, uh...mystery birthday
bracelet guy, right?

Kenzi.
Kenzi's...

Uh, Nate.

Nate.

Nice to meet ya.



Ryan.
Good to meet you.

Both.

Ahem--

Hi.

So, how was the, uh,
how was the trip?

Cut too short,
so we gotta go back out.

Okay--

Bo: Hey, Ryan,
who are you talking to?

Uh...

Hi.

Hi.

Hey--

I didn't think you guys were
gonna be back until tonight.

Clearly.

My last gig
fell through,

so we figured
we might as well--

Go get
some pastries.

Pastries--

See you all
in a few hours!

Well,
that was awkward.

Do you think I should
have asked them to join in?

And awkward
just got creepy.

No, 'cause that
could be really fun.

Are you saying what we
did right now was not fun?

Fun?

No.

No?

Not fun.

Not fun?

Like...splendid...
astonishing... educational.

Mmmhmm, well,
that just tells me

that I still have
a lot to teach you.

Mind-blowing--
Mind-blowing...

♪

Hey, Tony--

Hey, I can't talk,
I got a thing--

♪

Are you for real?!

Help me--

Whoa-- Whoa, whoa,
whoa-- What the hell?

Hey!

Hey, hey--

Okay...

Tony--

It's me...Cole.

Cole?

Yeah--

What?
No way.

Help--

This is messed up.

Please--

♪

Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's harder when you
don't know what you are.

My love carries
a death sentence.

I was lost for years,
searching while hiding.

Only to find that I belonged
to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live
the life I choose.

Kenzi: Bo...?

Are you done
playing doctor?

Kenzi,
get over here!

(squealing)

Finally, a long
overdue reunion.

I am so sorry
about earlier.

I didn't realize
you guys were coming.

I didn't know
you were either.

Ha ha.

So!

The, uh, lovely
voicemail you left me?

Lachlan's champion,
some evil thing coming for us?

I'm sorry I was so distracted
before you left, but Lachlan

had just dumped some
pretty heavy stuff on me.

Do I need to go and
finally kick his Ash-y ass?

Actually, I think he and
I are on the same side.

I'm...sorry-- I thought
you just said that Lachlan,

that massive a-hole...
is on our side.

It's pretty confusing and
I will tell you all about it,

but first, how was life
on the road with Nate?

Just god-awful.
He's such a drag.

I can't wait
to get to know him.

Yep.

What about you and
Mr. Orgasms before OJ?

Ryan?

Mmmhmm--

He's, um...

Well, he's, uh...uh--

Oh, are you
blushing?!

What in the world could possibly
make a succubus blush?

I've got to get
to know him better.

Why don't the four
of us go out for lunch?

Like a double date?

Yeah.

Why not?

Good food, good wine,
good conversation.

Hm--
Just like grown ups.

It'll be fun.

Okay.

I'll set it up!

Uh!

Hey.

Easy--

Hands where
I can see them.

Hands, now.

Okay...

This little guy
right here?

Yeah--

Fits inside
a cell phone,

can take out
an entire city block.

Cool, huh?

Well, there's nothing like
a guy who enjoys his work.

Oh--
It--

So!

I was thinking we should
go out on a date.

I was thinking
the same thing.

Yeah?

Yeah and a client
of mine,

he's got this great
vine yard in Napa.

I think
this weekend--

Well, that does sound
tempting, but I was thinking

more about going out
with Kenzi and Nate.

Your roommate--

Mmhmm--

And her boyfriend.

Well, don't
sound so excited.

I--

You're right.
Napa can wait.

Well, good, because
this human is my best friend.

Oh, your BFF!

Well, then...
I really wanna meet her.

Are you sure?

Yes, it'll be fun.

Think about it,
humans at lunch.

Instead of humans
for lunch.

Ah!
(laughing)

I was kidding!
I was kidding--

Are you sure?

Sort of.

(laughing)

I keep telling you that
this bogus arrest

is never
gonna hold up.

And I keep telling you
to shut up.

It was entrapment.

Entrapment means that
you were persuaded.

Nobody persuaded you
to con sixteen-year-olds

into jacking cars.

You can't
prove that.

You have nothing
to hold me.

Jack, are you
all right?

Dyson:
Jack is under arrest.

This is my son,
I need to talk with him.

You can speak to him
after he's been processed.

Dad, I'm innocent--

I said, I wanted
to speak with my son.

You'll want
to remove your hand!

I need five minutes
alone with my son!

Ah!

How about a whole
night in a cell?

Dyson!

Let go--

You have no idea,

the trouble you just
bought yourself.

Hale: Let's go.

What the hell
are you thinking?

What, like he's
not asking for it?

His kid's running an
underage auto theft ring!

So you take it out
on his old man?

I'm tired of these people
thinking they're above the law.

Look, you're tired
a lot lately, so--

I'm fine.

Good.

Because another problem
just landed on our desks.

Some old man died
of a heart attack.

Yeah, and?

And he had strange
wounds on his neck,

and his dental
records match those

of a 22 year old
backpacker.

Now I'm thinking it's Fae,
but it's nothing I recognize,

so I was gonna go down
to Trick, see if he knows.

Good for you.

You're not coming?

Dyson, my office.
Now.

Guess not.

I'm sorry we didn't get
a chance to talk sooner.

I'm just glad
we're talking now.

In the coming days,
open communication

is gonna become
increasingly important.

We have to make sure that
we align our strategies--

Uh, I was told that
you were down here.

Am I interrupting?

We're just chatting.

Yeah.

Something came across
my desk that smells Fae.

Cole Masters, 22 year old
backpacker from London.

He died this morning...

looking like this.

That is some
hard living for 22

The wound could
indicate a Serket.

But that's highly
unusual behaviour.

How so?

Serkets usually thrive
on giving life, healing--

Uh, restoring vitality
and youthfulness.

Killing goes against
everything they stand for.

With all that's
been happening lately,

it would be good to get
the specifics on this.

Yeah.

I can handle it.

I think it would be best
if Bo handled this one.

Whatever the
Blood King says.

Here's all
we've got,

including last
known address.

Great.
I'm on it.

♪

And I looked up that place
Ryan's taking us to for lunch,

it used to be a
neighborhood bar and now

you've gotta make reservations
three months in advance.

The menu is insane
and the prices are ridic.

He is paying,
right?

I mean, since he
picked the place.

Yes, I assume
he is paying.

Good, because otherwise
Nate and I would have

to share a side salad
and a glass of water.

And I'm not a sharer.

Now I know what teen
spirit smells like...

We're friends
of Cole Masters'.

Did you know him?

Um...why don't
you talk to Tony?

He's up there.

Bo: Tony?

Hey.

How you doing?

Man, I don't have
a clue.

So, you were the
one who found Cole?

Yeah, I didn't even
know that it was him.

He was old, but he was
still young, you know?

Were you guys close?

Uh, we met
a while back--

Yeah, um, we just kinda kept
running into each other.

Like backpackers
always seem to, you know?

Yeah.

We were gonna meet here then,
uh, go on to Amsterdam.

But Cole never showed.

No, he did, he
showed on Sunday,

with this chick that
he met in Costa Rica.

Was she
his girlfriend?

Girlfriend, no.
More like a leech,

she was always trying
to hit him up for money.

She's one of these girls who
says that she's authentic,

but all she wanted
to do was party.

Here, this is
her and Cole.

Is she here?
Can we speak to her?

She took off.

You can talk to her
if you can find her.

Okay, well--

If you see her again,
you get her to call me, okay?

She's not
gonna be back.

She's in the wind.

Like the rest
of them.

What does that mean?

Over the last month,
there've been three

or four backpackers
who've checked in here,

and then suddenly
disappeared.

Yeah, but they're
backpackers, they travel--

No, but they didn't
have the cash.

I don't know...maybe
they just got homesick.

You lose track of people
on the road, you know?

Yeah, I'm sure
you do.

Okay, thanks, Tony.
You take care, okay?

Kenzi:
Thanks, man.

Yeah...

♪

Hale, turns out this thing with
Cole is not an isolated case.

Sounds like some Fae has
a taste for young vagabonds.

Well, that's too bad.

Yeah, okay,
I'll talk to you later.

What's too bad?

Don't you dare tell me that
Ryan is cancelling lunch.

No, it was Hale.

He got a hit on
Delphine's credit card.

Turns out she boarded a bus
last night for San Francisco.

Hm--

So, what can we do?

Well...I guess I'll head
back to the hostel

and see if I can turn
over any new leads.

But, not until
after lunch, right?

Because a girl's
gotta eat

and it would just
be rude to cancel.

Yes, after lunch.

K, heading over
to Nate's.

No snacking!

Not on food anyway...

Dyson--

I got your suspension
papers on my desk.

What the hell got
into you?

The man grabbed me,
Garrity.

Last I heard that's called
assaulting an officer.

That man happens to play
golf with the Mayor and--

So what?
A membership

at a country club
and a low handicap

make you
above the law?

No, but it does give him
some very powerful friends,

who decided to drop
the charges against his son.

You gotta be
kidding me--

Do I look like
I'm kidding?

Thanks to you our six
month investigation

of the car-jacking ring
is back to square one.

That is
not my fault.

You tell the Mayor
to grow some balls--

Dyson--

Next time I see him, I'll be
sure to pass that along.

And tell him it
came from you.

Don't bother,
I'll tell him myself.

Like I said, suspended!
Pending a full investigation.

Are we done?

Use the time
to cool off.

Look, our friends
are coming, okay?

Just check your book.

Ryan "something and Bo--
I'm sure it's right there.

I'm sorry but
without a name,

there's nothing
I can do.

Uh, Kenzi--

Hi!

Hey!

Hey, I'm sorry
we're late.

Valets, you know,
they keep fighting

over who gets
to park my car.

What do you drive?

Oh, depends on
the day of the week.

Marissa, hi--

Mr. Lambert, great
to see you again.

These are some very
special friends of mine,

Bo, Kenzi, Nate.

Pleasure
to meet you.

She's gorgeous.

Thank you.

♪

Your usual table?

Lead the way.

I hope you guys are ready
for a fantastic meal.

Hm?

Ah!
Can I just say

your boyfriend
is awesome!

I'm like one jewelry
case snap away

from giggling
like Julia Roberts.

I know, he's
pretty great, right?

Kenzi: Hot damn,

I'm gonna start
with the lobster...oh, wow...

With the lobster puffs
and then I will have

the lobster rolls and
please, please, please,

let there be...
Yes!

I will finish with
the lobster ice cream.

Thank you.

Actually, I took
the liberty of ordering

for the entire
table already.

You...what?

Pre-ordered.

The chef's a close
personal friend of mine.

He's gonna take care
of us, don't worry.

Besides, we'll be
so drunk by then,

we'll barely notice.

I like the way
you think.

Marissa, we're gonna
need wine, and lots of it.

Do you have the '49
Richebourg Grand Cru?

Tell me yes.

Oh, I'm so sorry,
we ran out.

Ugh...you're breaking
my heart here, sweetie.

I was there when it was
bottled, it is unbelievable.

Okay, we'll take a bottle
of your best champagne

and we'll order
the wine later.

She's beautiful.

She is.

And she's one
of us.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh...

Uh, guys, I know it's,
um...kinda cheesy,

but I would like
to propose a toast.

Here's to new experiences
and new friends.

Here, here--

Cheers.

Cheers.

A toast with water--

Nate, I am looking forward
to getting to know you.

♪

So...um...

It's a hundred,
right?

That's right.

You just relax.

♪

(gasping)

♪

So, by the time that I get back,
this guy is so drunk--

He's so drunk--

That he's passed
out on the stage.

Yeah, Nate had to finish
his whole final set

with him
just lying there.

I don't get it--

Why didn't you just call
security and have him removed?

I don't know, babe,
why didn't we call security?

Security, well, uh,
there's actually

only fifteen people
there, so...

Wait, this whole story
that you've been telling

was about a gig
for fifteen people?

Actually, for Cedar Rapids
on a Tuesday

that is, like,
amazing.

No, I don't
doubt that--

Actually, how's this possibly
worth your time exactly?

How much money could you
have possibly made on that?

A $100 maybe--

Ryan--

Yeah?

Fifty-five.

Fifty-five.

Hey, Richie Rich,
it's not about the money.

No, Nate is doing
what he loves.

Totally!
That-that's great!

But, I-- Listen,
I have no doubt

that you'll be successful
at it one day.

I think it's pretty fair
to say that Ryan's

a little out of touch
with the indie music scene.

Was I being
a jerk?

Yes, you're being
a jerk.

I'm sorry. I didn't
mean anything by it.

No worries, man,
you should come out

to one of my shows
some time.

Absolutely--
Oh!

Bo: Food, great!

Ryan: Great!

Okay, so the ritual
with these things,

put them all in
your mouth at once

and let the flavors
overwhelm you.

Is this skunk?

Oh, just wait
'til you try it.

Go, go, go!

Okay, so?
Thoughts?

Um--

It tastes like something
crawled in the food and died.

That's because it did!
It's tripe!

Cow stomach lining!

Stomach lining?

I thought I'd challenge
your taste buds a little bit.

I will tell you what's
been a challenge.

Kenzi--

(phone ringing)

Oh, hey, Tony--

Wait, slow down--

I'll be right over.

Guys, I'm sorry,
I have to go,

but I just got a lead
on a big case--

I don't wanna break up
the party, stay, have fun

and get to know
each other.

No, actually, we're
about done here--

No, Kenzi, please,
please just stay.

Ryan: Just--

Talk to Marrisa, she'll
bring the car around front.

I'll be there
in a moment.

Okay--

Thanks--

Look, I know this was
absolutely no fun for you guys,

and I'm sorry.
It is totally my fault.

I never should have
ordered the food for you,

never should have chosen such
a pretentious restaurant.

I was just trying
to impress you guys.

And make Bo happy.

So, please do me
a favour, stay.

Order a few drinks,
maybe something to eat.

Lobster rolls,
thank you.

Lobster, yes--

And, I have a
surprise for you.

I've arranged for a friend
of mine to drop by,

she's an agent.

She can open
some doors for ya.

What do you think?

Uh, are you kidding me?
That would be awesome.

Ryan: Great!

Anything for
friend's of Bo's.

Enjoy.

Can you believe this?

A face to face meeting
with an actual agent?

That's incredible.

Yeah.

Yeah, incredible.

♪

What are we
doing here exactly?

I'm here for a case,
you can wait outside

if you don't like it.

No, no, no, it's fine. I'm
dying to watch you work.

Come on--

Hey--

Hi, thank you
for coming back.

Where is she?

You just passed
her on the way in.

Delphine--

Delphine, wait!

Oh, we're
running now.

♪

Who are you?! What do
you want from me?!

Relax, okay?

We're not gonna hurt you,
we just have a few questions.

Better?

Yeah.

That's amazing.

Who are you guys?

We're friends
of Cole's.

We're just trying to figure
out what happened to him.

I'm so sorry--

This is all my fault.

I just-- I wanted
to go see

the Brandenburg Gate,
in Berlin, you know?

But we didn't have
enough money.

And then we heard about
this place where some

of the other backpackers
were going.

What kind
of place?

A clinic.

They do medical testing
in exchange for cash.

Cole thought
it wasn't safe.

But, I kept
pushing him.

I swear, I had no idea
that anything would happen.

And then...

Then he died.

Why didn't you
just call the police?

I got scared.

I figured if I left, I could
put this all behind me.

But I couldn't.

I had to come back
and warn everybody.

Where is this clinic?

♪

Do you think this
is edible?

Probably.

You know, I'm definitely feeling
better about our man Ryan now.

Here, have some
cheesecake.

Ugh--

Is this agent coming?

Well, why would Ryan
lie about that?

I don't know, because he
likes messing with people?

He got us to eat cow
from the inside out!

His loss, because
we just racked up

a grand
on his credit card.

Seriously, you gotta
try some of this--

But I'm so full.

Oh, just one
little bite...

Right?

Kenzi:
Mmmmm--

Oh my God, can we get,
like, six more of those to go?

Well, hello.

You must be Ryan's
incredibly talented friend.

♪

This is where the backpackers
are coming for quick cash?

Not exactly like
I pictured it.

Have fun in St. Barts,
we'll see you again

in a couple
of weeks.

Hello.
Can I help you?

Yes, hi--

Hi!

We're new to the neighborhood
and we saw your sign.

So nice of you
to stop by.

Well, you know you can never
be too rich, or too pretty.

Right, sugarplum?

Yeah...yes--

Uh, is this some
kind of spa?

Well, actually, we like
to think of ourselves

more as a
rejuvenation clinic.

A place where people can go to
feel good about themselves.

What kind of treatments
do you offer?

A wide variety, but
our most popular by far

is our one of a kind
anti-aging treatment.

Oh...anti-aging.

Well, I would like
to hear more about that.

That's right, gotta
keep her looking young.

SLAP!

Well, it's an old,
old, old family recipe.

Guaranteed to add
years to your life.

Well, what's in it?

See, I'm only asking

because I'm concerned
about medical testing.

Is it tested on animals,
or humans?

No.

No, nothing
like that.

Well, where does it
come from?

Is it all natural?

The best thing
would be to call back

and make
an appointment.

Well, actually,
I'm free right now.

Unfortunately, we're
booked up for weeks.

I see.

Well, um, thank you
for your time.

♪

You'll never guess
who just came in.

Ryan Lambert.

And I think he had that
unaligned succubus with him.

Well, what did
they want?

What do you
think they wanted?

They were asking questions
about the treatment.

All because you let that
little backpacker escape.

I'm sorry, Hessa--

It's too late
for that now.

I sent them away,

but I guarantee you
they will come back.

And when they do,
you need to be ready.

♪

I'd be willing to bet that
I've made the careers

of half the people
on your iPod.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

First thing we need to
do is raise your profile.

Appearances,
mash-ups--

Get that cute little
face of yours

out there for the
whole world to see.

(laughing)

We can work out
the details later.

But you have
to want this.

Ryan: I do.
Totally.

I've waited my whole life
for an opportunity like this.

Perfect.

Then we can go to my office
and sign the paperwork.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait--

Uh, Kenz,
what's wrong?

Um...

You know, don't you
want to hear him play,

so you can really appreciate
the awesomeness of his talent?

Oh, honey, I can
tell he's talented

just by looking
at him.

Yes, but he
is incredible live.

Oh, isn't she
so cute.

She just wants
what's best for you.

Fine.

Go fetch your guitar.

But be in my office
in an hour, don't be late.

Done.

Stay with me.

I feel like a martini
and I hate to drink alone.

Sure.

Who can say no
to that?

Kenz,
I'll catch you later?

Okay.

Well, that was fun.

Like hell--

That is my boyfriend
and you can't have him.

Oh, wow,
such fierceness.

I have chills.

But I'm afraid you're
mistaken, sweetheart.

Didn't you just see
him run out of here

all pink-cheeked
and excited?

It seems to me he's
already said yes.

Oh, no, that wasn't a yes.
That was a confused maybe.

We'll see.

I don't think he's going
to let a contract

get in the way of what
his heart desires most.

Oh, I'm sorry,
buttercup.

But that's just the way
our world works,

you know that.

I get what I want
and you...

get left behind.

♪

Well-- so much
for the clinic, huh?

You know, if we hurry we can
make it to Napa by morning.

Have you ever
seen the sun rise,

from a balloon
over the Napa Valley?

It is gorgeous.

Hessa was lying to us.
She's hiding something.

Maybe. What are you
gonna do about it?

I'm gonna go back in and take
one more look around, okay?

Just five minutes and then
we will do something fun.

I promise.

Really?

Mmhmm--

Promise?

Mmhmm--

(phone ringing)

Sorry--

I'm waiting
for this call--

Five minutes--

Take five, only five
or I am leaving without you!

Mr. Odinga,
how can I be of service?

Hale: Sir!

You got a minute?

What's up, Hale?

Look...I know
Dyson can be

a pain in the ass sometimes,
but he's a good cop.

Is he?

Seems to me,
he's got issues.

He's had
a tough time lately.

Well, we all
got problems.

Doesn't mean we can take
them out on anyone we want.

I know, but,
Sir, Dyson and I,

we work
well together.

We have the best arrest
record in the division,

can't you cut
him some slack?

I'll keep him in
line from now on.

Seriously, you're
gonna put your badge

on the line
for this joker?

'Cause next time he screws up,
it's gonna be on you.

And I'm not gonna be
able to protect you.

I'm aware of that.

Alright, suit yourself.

I'll recommend
Dyson be reinstated.

Hope you know what
you're doing, Detective.

♪

Any chance for
a walk-in appointment?

♪

Then tell me what the
hell's going on here.

Told you she'd
be back.

Yes.

Well, don't just stand
there, prep the table.

We've got ourselves
a new donor.

♪

Hessa:
Don't bother.

I made sure they
were extra tight.

So, classy operation
you've got going on here.

Let me guess,
you're both Serkets?

How well informed
of you.

I have to say it's a pretty
shaky interpretation

of giving life.

Of course we give life.

To those who pay.

The rest, well...

they serve
a different purpose.

Supply
for your demand?

Are you on board
with this?

Killing innocent kids
so that trophy wives

can fit their
bikinis better?

It wasn't always
like this.

We used to just--

Take a few years
at a time.

Shut up, Lana!

My poor sister...
so soft-hearted.

Take care of her.

But she's Fae.

Just do it.

♪

Lana...you don't
want to do this.

♪

Lana, let's just
talk about this, okay--

Ah!

♪

There's gotta
be something

you'll take in his place,
perfume? Tequila?

My cousin just obtained
a truckload of "Spanks"

at a very, very
good price.

Are you done trying to postpone
the inevitable, little girl?

You as the leader
of the Dark Fae,

you could have anybody,
why does it have to be Nate?

I see something
in him.

Besides, I think he
could be really great

if his little groupie
girlfriend would stop

trying to shackle him
to the human world.

Give me a break, you're
just trying to mess with me.

I admit, that's an
amusing side benefit.

Especially given
your relationship

with my favorite
succubus.

Bo has nothing
to do with this.

This is about me
and Nate.

And I intend to
get him out of this.

Name your price.

(laughing)

Darling, you
can't afford me.

Whatever it takes,
it's worth it.

Anything I want.

Absolutely.

Except, you know,
can we please stay away

from the whole
first born area?

'Cause I really don't think
I want to go through

with the screaming
and the--

you know...

How 'bout this?

You'll owe me.

Owe you.

Owe me.

One favor, collectible
at my discretion.

Whatever I want,
no questions asked.

Either that, or I'll just go
meet with Nate right now.

And believe me, I intend
to take full advantage

of the client-agency
relationship.

Fine. Deal.

Wonderful!
I guess I'll be going.

I leave it to you to
tell him that he wasn't

good enough
for the big time.

Enjoy that.

♪

(gurgling)

That's it...

♪

I made this myself.

It emits a sonic pulse that
totally fries the brain

of its intended victim.
But it's quick and painless.

At least
I think it is,

I haven't really had
a chance to test it.

Yet.

Let her go.

That was
a wise choice.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good--

Give it back.

No-- No, no, no.
Them first.

What? Uh--
Hey--

You look amazing
and all, in fact,

I'm finding out that
I'm curiously attracted

to older women right
now, but come on--

What, what, 'cause
they're human?

Is that-- Give them
their years back now!

I don't think so.

You know, I may be older,
but I can still kick your ass.

(laughing)

I'm afraid you've misread
the situation, my dear.

For one thing, we're
Dark Fae, and for another--

So is he.

So what?

So he's never gonna side
with an unaligned succubus

to save them over
members of his own clan.

Nice try.

But Ryan doesn't
play that game.

Actually--

They haven't really done
anything wrong, have they?

I mean,
with the humans--

Other than maybe
a sloppy feed.

Are you kidding
me right now?

I've been trying
to tell you--

Is this some kind
of joke?

You-you don't
have a side, I do.

CRASH!

Oh...

In case there was
any further debate.

Um...sorry.

Lana, let's go.

What about them?

Finish the job.

What you should have
done in the first place.

But once again,
this is all your fault.

♪

Wow!

She runs you
like a servant, huh?

Lana and I have been
together our whole lives.

She knows
her place.

How do you put
up with it, Lana?

Constantly being
told what to do,

never living
your own life--

Haven't you
had enough?

Oh, for God's sakes,
I'll do it myself--

What are
you doing?

I should have stood
up to you years ago.

Have you lost
your mind?

Lana...let's talk
about this, okay?

No more talk!

I'm your little sister.

You're supposed
to take care of me.

But instead you made
me drain those kids,

so you could
get rich.

♪

Thank you.

I wasn't strong enough
to do that by myself.

You are now.

Let me fix you.

No.

Uh--

Them first.

♪

I think this
worked out just fine.

Stop talking.

I just don't get it.

I showed up and she
wouldn't even see me.

Well, you know
these showbiz types,

one minute it's black,
the next minute it's white--

Yeah, but she was so
into me at the restaurant.

It doesn't
make sense.

It's my music,
isn't it?

It's bad.

No.
No, it's not.

Don't think that.
Don't ever think that.

Then what?

Then what, because I've
been waiting for years

for a chance like this,
then it comes along and I--

I blow it.

Without even knowing
what I did wrong.

Babe, you are gonna get
a bajillion chances

to turn down
people who want

to make bank
off your awesomeness.

Okay?

Sure.

Trust me.
I know.

Okay, but in the meantime,
you have dodged a bullet.

I mean, come on,
she was gonna turn you

into some lip-synching
dance monkey.

Next stop, the
"tween" crap awards.

I'm really sorry.

Why?

It's not like you had
anything to do with it.

I just gotta wear it.

♪

We need to talk.

What's up?

Your boy toy sent
The Morrigan to sign Nate.

When?!

After you left.

I barely managed
to get him out of it.

What did you do?

I had to promise
her some giant favor,

to be named at some
terrifying future date.

I am so sorry,
Kenzi.

Yeah, well, Nate almost got
talent-sucked into oblivion.

I can't believe that
Ryan would do this!

Why is he even
talking to her?

Isn't that, like,
illegal or something?

Actually, no.

Ryan is Dark Fae.

And you knew that?

Look, I'm gonna
take care of this.

Okay?

I'm gonna go over there right
now and rearrange his parts!

And--

Tell him you're
through, right?

Bo, come on--
You know I like it

when you're getting your
hunger all hitched up, okay?

But, this guy is
obviously bad news.

I know!

I know.

That's what
makes this so hard.

♪

Guess who suddenly
walked into the station

all terrified and
gave himself up?

Jack Everett.

Well, I guess he had
a change of heart.

Oh, you think so?

'Cause I think someone
just talked him into it.

We had a chat.

You used your
wolf, didn't you?

Why would I do
something like that?

Where's your head?
Huh?

It's not enough
to break human laws,

you gotta go break
Fae laws as well?

I didn't use
my wolf.

Not that it's any
of your business.

Oh, the hell it isn't
any of my business.

I put my ass on the
line to save your job!

Garrity reinstated
you because of me!

I didn't ask you
to do that.

Tell me, what
were you gonna do?

Get fired?

How were you planning on
explaining that one to the Ash?

That's the thing,
Hale.

I'm done
explaining myself.

To anyone.

♪

Hey--

Hey.

Thanks for calling.

And thanks
for deciding to come.

I've got something
for you, just--

Ryan, I'm not
in the mood.

Kenzi told me
about The Morrigan.

And?

And?

I was trying to do
her boyfriend a favor.

You know that Evony makes
people's careers, right?

Yeah,
until they die.

We all have
to die sometime!

Nate's an amateur
guitar player!

He plays two-bit coffee houses
for fifty-five bucks a week!

Evony could have him selling
out Madison Square Garden

in six months! You don't
think he'd want that?

Well, that is not
your decision to make.

It's not
yours either!

I gave the kid
an opportunity.

Who are you to say
what's best for him?

It's not just that.

No?

No!

You were fine letting
those sisters walk!

I'm Dark Fae.

I made my choice
of clan a long time ago.

I stand
by that choice.

You, on the other hand,
you're free to choose.

You can choose Light,
or Dark whenever it suits you.

Which I think is
really awesome,

by the way, if you'd
ever actually do it.

What is that
supposed to mean?

You call yourself unaligned,
and yet you spend

all of your time with
your light Fae friends.

You never really give
Dark Fae a chance.

And I think somewhere,
way deep down inside,

that you think Light are
good and Dark are bad.

I know what I think.

Hm?

The Dark treat
human like property.

Yeah, and the
Light don't, right?

Yet Lachlan puts
your good friend, Lauren,

in a prison cell
for days.

I know about that.

And you today, you
manipulate someone's Chi

to make
your job easier--

Isn't that like playing
with your food?

I think it is.

Listen, I'm not
judging you.

I am into you.

No matter what
you decide.

But, I would really
love to know

what would happen
if you just let go.

Of everything.

Except me.

Ugh!

I am trying very hard to
stay mad at you right now.

You're gonna have
to work a little harder.

I want you to
forget Lachlan...

Yeah--

Just forget about
Light Fae and Dark Fae--

Forget about
making a choice.

This is about you
and me.

And her.

Hello, again.

I wanted to get
you a present.

(laughing)

Well,
it's a good one.

No rules.

Remember?

♪

Me?

Thought you'd
never ask.