Lost Girl (2010–2016): Season 2, Episode 13 - Barometz. Trick. Pressure - full transcript

Trick embarks on a violent, hallucinogenic vision quest, Kenzi is faced with a life-altering decision, and Bo breaks into the Ash's private chambers.

Thank you.

For the car.

She's not the best on gas,
but she'll get you from A to B.

And hit on!

Mostly by guys in cheese
grater hats, but-

Got it.

Speaking of gas,
for some reason

when you go over sixty clicks,
it starts to smell like gas

so you might want to
make frequent stops

to...to, well avoid
brain damage.

Maybe we should
just take the bus.



No sorry, it's uh-

It's okay, really.

Be careful
on the road okay?

All set?

Okay.
One sec sweetie-

Well have fun and let me know
if you need anything okay?

Anything at all.

I'm not going to call
you while I'm gone.

And I don't want you
to call me either.

Why does it feel like I'm
never going to see you again?

You will, Bo.

I have your car.

I am coming back.

For good.



I've recommitted
myself to the Ash.

What??

He saved Nadia's life.
I owe him everything.

Thank you...again.

Yeah-



Alright we're off-



I said I'll be thrilled

to work a double shift
tomorrow, Marcus.

Just so long as you
don't mind taking

a long hard swig
off my backside.

Yeah...
Twenty-five years

I've been at the
Royal Celtic Museum.

And who do you think is
responsible for keeping

the artifacts
and the art work safe?

Marcus from his
office on the fifth floor?

Or you know who.

Gonna march in there today and
give him a piece of my mind.



Burn air, you could!

Fat slag...

My mother was right...



Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.

It's harder when you
don't know what you are.

My love carries
a death sentence.

I was lost for years.

Searching while hiding.

Only to find that I belonged to
a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the
life I choose.

Chain letter?

Oh, something
like that-

So, what's on the books
for today booby cakes?

Trick asked me
to drop by, but then

I was hoping you and I could
put our heads together

and find a way inside
the Ash's compound.

Panty raid?

Nope.

I'm gonna force-feed
Lachlan a buffet

of right-hand burritos
and stiletto boot tacos.

Mmm.
Those sound delish.

They do don't they.

And the sun
is shining.

Does Bo want to tell
the class why it is

she's planning on
starting a war?

Because that unbelievable
dick-wad Lachlan tricked Lauren

into recommitting herself
to the Light Fae.

What?

I'm gonna choke
the lucky charms

out of his
purple little heart.

How'd he do that?

You wanna know
how he did that?

Yeah...

Okay- See-
He tried to...like-

Just because Lauren
thinks that he's um-

See, because he helped
wake Nadia it's like-

Actually, I don't really
want to get into it, Kenzi.

Okay?

Yeah, I thought
you might not...

You know, I let
myself trust him!

You know?

One of these days I'm going
to stop being so naive.

And when that day
comes, I'm gonna-

You know what
I'm gonna do?

What are you
gonna do?

Sleep in.

Oh honey,
come here-

You know trusting
someone ain't so bad.

Right? I mean it's better
to trust and lose,

than never
trust at all.

Who are you and what
have you done with Kenzi?

Huh?

Wait,
what is that?

No, no, no, no!

"Still pretty?"

"I haven't laughed
like that since the last time

"you made me
laugh like that."

Wait- "How long
until sushi goes bad?"

"My mom wants to know."

Wanna hang today?

I know!

He's a total
stalker right?

You love him!

No, I don't.

You love Nate!

No!

Oh my God-
You totally got some.

Oh honey please, it takes a
lot more than a blooper

to shallow right to get
past first base with me.

Okay, you have
to work for this!

You know what,
Kenzi?

I think I'm gonna
fly solo today.

Bo, don't-

No, honestly,
I got this.

You just have a great
day hanging out

with your
new boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

Two words, succubus-
Boob punch!

Bye, Kenzi!

If you get hurt going after
Lachlan alone so help me!

Hey, remember I said
I gotta go help Trick?

You know I find it so
strange that a high-ranking

Light Fae Police Detective
spends so much of his time

running errands
for a bartender.

You haven't
seen my tab.

What's so funny?

What in the name of all
that's Holy- Is this?

Uh my favorite
t-shirt obviously.

Right well, no, there's
no way that I'm living

in a house
with a man who has

his partner's face on a
t-shirt. It's just weird.

Really...

Well I guess I'm
not moving in then.

What?

T-shirt's a
deal-breaker, babe.

Do you really
want to do this?

Move in...
and play house?

Yes...
Yes, I do.

Excellent.

Well, in that case I guess
you won't really...

really be needing this.
So I will just-

What are you doing?

No, I think
I have to.

You're asking
for trouble.

Bye-

Oh, you're so dead!

Hey!

If I murder the Ash, do we
have another Stag Hunt

or does the job just
go directly to Hale?

I am hoping this is merely
a hypothetical exercise.

He lied to me Trick.

And what's worse is he
used me to force Lauren

into giving her life over
to the Light Fae again!

What?

Nothing for nothing, but he
deserves a good swift kick

to the zipper
part of his pants!

And there's nothing I'd
like more than to help you,

but unfortunately your
timing couldn't be worse.

See I knew you would
say something like that.

Tonight
is the blood moon.

What?

Every twenty years
or so on this night,

I can go into a trance
and devine the future.

I want to look at
this evil that's coming.

See what
we're up against.

Well what kind of a trance?
Is it dangerous?

It can be in
particular for me.

But not if I have
the right ring.

"The Kingmoor Ring."

These rings possess
the charmed abilities

of the material from
which they came.

And I can't complete the
ritual without this one.

It will staunch
the bleeding.

Bleeding??

Trick, are you crazy?

Maybe.

I need you to forget
about Lachlan for now.

Wha-

For now.

I need you to get me
the Kingmoor Ring.

My life could
depend on it.

Of course.

Where do I find it?

It's usually kept at
the Royal Celtic Museum.

You want me to break
into a museum

and steal
a ring for you?

No.
I already stole it.

I didn't steal it myself.
I paid someone else to.

Oh good-

A shifter
named Teague.

He just flew in from
England with the ring.

Greedy bastard
wants more money

but I don't have time
to renegotiate.

I'd go myself but
I have to go see

an old friend about a
hallucinogen for the trance.

Hallucinogen?

Like the magic
mushroom-y kind?

Barometz.
It's a plant.

It's also part sheep.

You grind the bones,
boil the blood,

inhale the smoke
and have a vision.

Of plant sheep
being slaughtered?

Bo, this is serious.

The side-effect of the
Barometz is severe bleeding.

Without the ring
I could bleed out.

And at the risk
of sounding dramatic,

this might be the only
chance we have

to find out what's
headed our way.

After tonight
it'll be too late.

You ready
to go Trick?

Just about.

This is the payment
we agreed upon.

Wow.

Don't ever let Kenzi know you're
hiding gold bricks in here.

If you wouldn't mind using
your special talents

to get him to rethink
his current position.

I'd be eternally grateful.
As would all Fae kind.

Sure.

And watch you back.

This Teague
can't be trusted.

A shifty shifter.
Got it.

Ugh-
God.

I'll just lay the
boots to Lachlan later.

Bye, guys.



Didn't anyone ever tell you
it's not polite to stare?



Wow.
I clean up nice.

I take it back.

I am guessing that
you were sent here

to hasten
the negotiations.

I am just not used to
looking in the mirror

and seeing myself
so full of crap.

I don't think it's
necessary to insult me.

I am a man of
business nothing more.

Well let me ask
you a question man.

Besides screwing people over
and going back on your word,

if you had to go to
the bathroom right now,

would you pee
sitting down?

Ugh!

I am going to take what
is finally owed m me!

Okay?

No more Mr. Ten Percent!
This is my chance!

Two gold bricks for
risking my neck huh??

And stealing this?

No.
No-

I have used my talents
to make people rich

and all I've gotten in return
is a bloody identity crisis.

When I look in the mirror
I don't even see my face!

My real face!

I see celebrities
and security guards

and police men and
bank tellers!

I have made myself a
ghost for people like you.

So if finally getting
out of the game means

I have to become you
for long enough

to rob Trick blind,
so be it.

Before you walk around
pretending you're me,

there's something
you should know.

Oh, yeah?

Well what
might that be?

Looks can
be deceiving.



Sorry, pal.

But hey you're one step
closer to retirement.



I once had a boyfriend who wore
sandalwood behind his ears.

Is that you Fitzy?

Hello, Wai Lin.

Such a happy
coincidence.

I was just thinking of the time
we made love in the rain.

With the eyes of the
entire Terracotta army

upon our writhing
naked bodies.

She was much prettier
before she got into drugs.

Hey man
no one's judging.

Yeah..
play on, player.

Have you police
men come to raid me?

No...we uh actually
just came to see

if you had
a Mogwai to sell.

We're here
for the Barometz!

Oh...

Wai Lin is a Luduan.

She'll find the truth so there's
no point in lying to her.

And it would be in
your best interest

to take your hand off
that shotgun, Lin.

If Dyson so much as suspects
foul play he'll tear

your throat out before
Hale can finish

whistling your brain
into a soup.

Touchy, touchy...

You know what I've come for and
I don't have time to waste.

Sure, sure.

But Barometz
has a price.

Four questions,
four true answers.

Freely given.

One vile
of Barometz bones.

Yes?

Agreed.

Wonderful.

I just found something
really weird.

Oh like
on your person?

Oh...no.

♪ Dear new older boy,
hello my name is Kenzi, ♪

♪ and I live
next door to you, ♪

♪ that's right next
door directly, ♪

♪ and I I I I I
like ponies, ♪

♪ and I like milk more
than I like juice- ♪

Stop it-

Stop it,
you're gonna ruin it.

♪ So if you like some
of those things too, ♪

♪ yeah yeah
just like I do, ♪

♪ then one day
do you think that... ♪

♪ I might play
with you. ♪

Oh my God-

I know.

You wrote that for
me when you were six.

Isn't it sweet?

No, I mean oh my God,
you are such a psycho.

What? Why?

Because you still
have this.

What do you just
carry it around with you,

and pretend to
not be crazy?

Kenz, I didn't
know that I had it.

It was in a box of
old notebooks,

and I came
across it last night

when I was going
over old songs.

You know and I think that we
should jam it out together.

Listen um Bo's on a job and
I'm really worried about her,

so maybe this isn't the
best time to finish

the "Ponies
are awesome" song.

Kenzi, can I tell you
something important?

Sure...

♪ And I I I I
I like ponies, ♪

♪ and I like milk more
than I like juice- ♪

Alright if you're
sticking around

I am definitely going
to need some coffee.

♪ Hey new older boy- ♪

Or maybe a shot
of whiskey.

Kenzi-

Yeah?

You are so pretty.



1419...

We were on board a Song
Dynasty Junk Ship

heading to the Americas-

Lin-

You were
carrying a box.

You were very
protective over it.

What was inside
that box?

You know I can't tell
you that just like

I couldn't
tell you then.

I want to know.

I demand to know!

Don't make me
force you to talk.

Oh sure...you're
almighty Blood King.

Maybe you are
immune to my powers...

Or maybe no one is
immune to the truth.

You wanna
try your luck?

Blood King?

In the box was the skull
of a very dangerous man.

I will not say who or
where it was buried.

And if you try and
force me to tell you,

I will give Dyson permission
to use whatever force

is necessary to make
sure those fingernails

click their last clack.

Your wife. She died.

How?

She was killed.

During the Great Fae War.

Her throat-

Her throat
was slit in battle.

Barometz, Lin.

Now!



Of course I am owed
one more question.

Since you wouldn't give me
the truth about the box.

Was it your fault
that your wife died?

If I had opened my veins
sooner to write the laws

that brought us peace...
maybe she'd still be alive.

Still be with me.

But I didn't.

If that means it's my
fault then so be it.

Hey pretty boy-

If you ever want
a good time of sex,

you give me
a call okay?

I am sad to say
I am spoken for.

Oh no fair-

You love her?

I said,
do you love her?

I can't love Ciara.



Hope this little trinket
does what you say it will.

Thank you.

Look, Trick, if bleeding is
a side effect of this trance,

why are you
going under?

I mean, why not
Dyson or Hale?

It seems kinda
risky you know,

for...for someone
like yourself.

You know,
considering.

Whoa whoa whoa-
Bo knows too?

Wow.

I'm the only
who can manipulate

the Barometz vision to
devine the future.

And at the risk of
bleeding to death.

I understand your concern
but it has to be me.

Hey.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah I'm fine.

So...

Have fun in the future.

Bo, I need you to
leave Lachlan be.

The last thing we need
to do is alienate

our most powerful ally.

And the compound
is locked tight.

Not to mention me and Dyson
are kinda legally bound

to alert the Ash whenever
there's a threat

made on his life.

Would you change your
mind if you knew Lachlan

was this nasty thing
coming our way?

We'll know soon enough.
Until then he's innocent.

Well I could go over there
right now and prove

that this son of a
bitch is pure evil!

Bo you can't just
charge in there

with your head down
swinging.

There's too much
at stake.

I'm telling you
to stand down!

I'll leave it alone.

Well since I've suddenly found
myself with a quiet night in,

would you mind if I borrowed
some light reading?

Take anything
you like.



Happy hunting.

Thank you.



Uh huh-

I think that someone
just had a lot of fun.

Oh, it was okay-

Well then let's trade
for a little bit.

Or we could...

do this together.

I have a ninja
sword you know...

Mmmhmm-



I'm uh-

I'm leaving
tomorrow, Kenzi.



Of course-

Kenzi!

Yeah, well that is
your M.O. right?

Leaving. Without a trace
without saying goodbye.

It's not like that.

There wasn't a day that went
by that I didn't think of you

and wonder if I'd
ever see you again.

God, I'm so stupid.

And all that is true.

Did you ever have a job
writing Hallmark cards?

Kenzi-

Because you should.

You got some really
good lines hombre.

And I want you
to come with me.

What?

I got some
gigs coming up.

Nothing big but they're out
of town and I was hoping-

That you would
come with me.

Look this is
weird for me too.

I've never done
this before but-

I was just thinking that
if you don't come...

then I'm gonna be
miserable.

So! Uh...

There that is-

What do you say?



Hellz...yes.



Whatever happens during
the trance do not wake me.

If I get to the thirty
minute mark pull me out.

A few seconds longer
and it could be fatal.

How do we
wake you?

You'll think
of something.

Okay!

Spark me up!



Ahhhhhhhhh!



It's been a long time.

I never lost hope
I'd see you again.

Show yourself.



That's the same look
you had on your face

when we got married.



Fire!



Hello, darling.

This is so real-

It is real, Trick.

I've been watching you
since the day I died.

Waiting for the
right moment.



I know what
you seek, Trick.

I've seen what
is coming for you.

What?
What is it?

You are right
to be afraid.

Tell me.

There was an ancient evil
feeding off the Fae

during the Great War.

It feasts on our
aggression our rage.

When you spilled your blood
and wrote an ending

to the war, you
starved this evil.

Now it is coming
to kill you.

It's going
to kill you all.

I ended the war because
the world depended on it.

If I hadn't no one
would have survived.

I only wish I'd
stopped it sooner.

It was a mistake, Trick.

You interrupted
our true destiny.

You created peace
but it's not real.

There's still much animosity
between the clans.

The war was going
to right itself.

A natural peace
was coming.

No...

There was
no other choice.

There is still time to
undo what you have done.

To unwrite the
laws in your blood.

Patrick-

It says if you do what it asks
it will give me back to you.

We can be
together again.



Okay-



Ugh!

I have to admit I was kind
of on the fence about you.

I was hoping you
wouldn't be the one

to come
and take my head.

It would just look so
super above my fire place.

What's a girl to do.

The Ash's head-
Up on your wall-

Would be quite the
feather in your cap.

I'm sure you'd find a way
to take credit for that too.

You and your mother are
like two peas in a pod.

Looking to kill the Ash like
she tried to, is that it?

Bo and Aife,
the two Dark Fae sluts.

Ugh!



Go on. Is s okay

You should quit
while you still can.

You're outmatched, unskilled
vagrant that you are.

You're not the first dumb ass
to underestimate me.

And you won't
be the last.



I gotta say the Dark
really, really suits you.



I've never looked
good in pastels.

It's a skin tone thing.

It's your rashness-

Your inability to
control your emotions.

Hell hath no fury like a
woman totally screwed over-

That kind of thing?

Ahhh!



You're dangerous.

You're a danger
to everyone.

I don't think you realize just
how much Dark is inside you.

It's in your soul!

Everyone you
know will suffer-

The doctor,
the old bar keep

and the pretty pretty
friend of yours.

Ahhhh!



Are you trying to
goad me, Lachlan?

No, not at all.

But if I were how
am I doing so far?

Scale of one to ten?
Not bad!



Hale!

Yeah?



What the hell?



My wife would never
ask me to do this.

Darling, what are
you talking about?

I'm right here.

To unwrite the
laws of the Fae.

To let the war between
the Light and Dark resume.

She knew how
horrible it was.

Trick, please
just do it for me.

Who are you really?

AHHHHHHHH!



That's it.

Show your true face.



Whoever sent you to kill me
sent the wrong little girl.



I did not come
here to kill you.

I came here to
get the truth.

The truth?

The truth about
your nature perhaps.

To see if those dark
feelings you keep

bottled up inside are
really who you are.

To prove that
whatever this thing is-

Whatever the Nain Rouge
keeps warning me about-

It's already here.
Because it's you.



The Nain Rouge.

Yeah!

Little girl.
About your height.

Well if you feel so
strongly about it-



Take my life.

Claim your vengeance.

Come on,
I'm right here.

DO IT!

Ahhhhh!

Like I said I am not in
the killing business.



But I don't mind a little
justice from time to time.



I think you and I need
to have a little chat.

Who are you?

How are you able to
manipulate my vision?

I am the Blood King.

The Blood King.

Blood King is no
match for Garuda.

Garuda?

But they went extinct
a millennium

before the Fae
ever existed.

Garuda extinct?

No one told me.



Just as Fae feed from
humans we feed off Fae.

Their rage and hatred.

You ended our feasting
with your filthy blood.

We will drink you dead.

No!

I stopped you once
I'll do it again.

Even if it means spilling
my own blood once more.

But you already did.

We smelled
Blood King's blood

when the Great Fae War
was ended.

And we starved
and waited

hoping to smell it again
to exact revenge.

Then there it was...

Like a wish blown...
across a dandelion clock.

Barely nothing...
But just enough.

Like a whisper
in a storm.



And now finally-



We found you.

What?



We've smelled
where you are.

No-

The Dal Riata.

The Dal Riata!

THE DAL RIATA!

Contrary
to what you believe-

I'm actually one of the
good guys in all of this.

Oh yeah all good guys lie
and cheat and prey on

defenseless humans, and
threaten to torture people.

I was testing you, Bo.

I had to use your doctor friend
to get under your skin.

I know.

It wasn't easy
for me either.

What are you?

What you see standing before you
is what's left of the Naga.

Is that like a Fae
boy band or something?

Because I don't think
Justin Timberlake

keeps members of his
old group in a box.

Those heads you saw in the chest
were my heads, my brothers.

Over the years they
were taken away from me.

Cut off from my shoulders
by scared villagers,

mystics and
other...greater evils.

Why?

For my venom.

It t the only way to kill the
most destructive presence

our people
have ever known.

The Garuda.

I don't suppose that's
a smoked cheese is it?

It's the thing
that's headed this way.

The evil the Nain
Rouge spoke about,

the evil I've been
tracking and fighting

for centuries
upon centuries.

Well, why didn't
you just tell me?

I needed
to be sure.

I had to be sure
this time.

Sure of what?

The Garuda feeds off our
anger and our violence.

I needed to be sure that
you unlike your mother

could control
that anger.

Not to be lead
by your emotions

making you vengeful
and intent on blood.

Why me?

Why do all
of this to me?

Because
of your abilities.

They come from lust passion,
not aggression, not hatred-

In order to defeat the
Garuda you must be able

to attack without attacking
and like it or not Succubus-

You're perfect.

But, the time
has come, Bo.

This is
our last chance.

Last chance
for what?

I need you to lead
the Fae into battle

against its
greatest enemy.

And take this bastard
down once and for all.

What do you say?

Are you up for
the challenge?

Will you be
my champion?

It's time!

Come on!

I don't understand him!
Come on!

What do we do?!



Hey Bo-Bo! Where
you been all day?

I've been calling
you and texting you!

I mean I've been doing
other stuff besides texting-

It might be referred
to as "sexting."

Bo, you okay?

Oh yeah- Sorry Kenz-
I just um-

I don't what I'm-
Today-

Has been
the best day ever?

Was one strange,
messed up day.

Dude let me tell
you it has been

so wickedly,
wickedly messed up!

What did you
do today?

Do you want to
know what I did?

I can't get into it
right now, Kenz.

I think I just
have to go to bed.

I said, do you want
to know what I did?

Kenzi-

Long fly ball, oh baby,
looks like it's gonna be gone,

and yes it
is out of here!

Homerun!

And if I don't mind
my saying it was one

for the hall of fame, and
that is not the first time

Nate has swung a bat,
let me tell ya-

Oh-
That's great Kenzi.

I'm happy
for you really.

He even asked me to go
away with him on tour.

Do you think
I should go?

Yeah-

Yeah, go-

Really? Okay!

I'm gonna go pack!
Ahhhh!



And I'm gonna get up
early tomorrow and-

Save the world.