Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 6, Episode 7 - Feline Lucky/Beaky Buzzard in A Prickly Pair - full transcript

[theme music playing]

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, dooo,
Dotey, doo, do, do ♪

Well, at least sewers
are all you can eat.

[Granny humming a tune]

Ah, I always did want to eat
at one of those casino buffets.

Feelin' wucky tonight, Dwanny?

I sure am, Tweety.

I got my lucky pet
and my lucky horseshoe.

Mwah!

Ooh, I tawt I taw a puddy cat!

I did, I did taw
another puddy tat!



Just one more puddy tat.

[triumphant music playing]

[gasps] Whoo-hoo!

We hit the jackpot, Tweety!

[bell rings]

What should we do
with our winnings, Dwanny?

Oh, Granny's feeling hot.

Let's play some roulette.

Put it all on red, please.

Look at me.

I'm keeping it "wheel".

[Sylvester] Wheely
delicious that is.

No more bets.

[Sylvester slurps]



It's time to spin to win.

Would ya wook at dat!

It landed on wed! Uh, red!

It weewy is our wucky day!

[dealer] Another winner.

Wow, Dwanny,

you're reawwy
stackin' 'em high!

We're not done yet, Tweety!

Granny's gotta roll them bones!

[laughs mischievously]

Another winner!

I think her luck's
about to change!

Wemme give 'em
a good wuck bwow, Dwanny!

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

I've been bwessed
with stwong lungs.

[Sylvester] Uh-oh.
Snake eyes.

Oh, dear!

Too bad. So sad.

Mmm...

[laughs maliciously]

That's him, gentlemen.
That's the scoundrel.

[chuckles nervously]

Beggin' your pardon,

but, uh,
it's against
house policies

to impersonate a dealer.

Yeah.

And cheatin'
ain't nice neither.

[goon 1] These will go back
to the nice old lady,

thank you very much.

Hmph!

[goon 2] Not so fast, cat.

On behalf
of the casino management,

I would like to offer youse
a complimentary swim

in our lovely swimming pool.

[Sylvester screaming]

Joke's on them!
I missed the pool.

Grabbing that canary
has proven to be a crapshoot.

Luckily, I've got an ace
up my sleeve.

Wead 'em and weep, boys!

[grumbling]

Ah, ya play
a mean game, Granny.

Care to test
your skills
against me?

You're on, stranger.

Careful, Dwanny!

I don't wike
the wook in his eyes!

[slurps]

Don't worry, Tweety.

I can read
this newbie
like a book.

Take that! Three of a kind!

Aw, really?

Well, all I got
is a royal flush.

Oh, my!

You're not cashing out yet,
are ya, puh-puh-puh-pumpkin?

Just keep those cards
a comin', sonny!

This ain't over!

[yawns]

Dwanny, stop!

It's time
to throw in the towel.

Oh, you're right, Tweety.

I'm busted.

Come on, old lady,

how about one more hand?

But I've got nothing left.

Oh, now I think you do.

How about we wager,
say, your lucky pet?

[gasps] No, Dwanny!

No, no, no!

I'm sorry, Tweety, but I must.

I need bus fare.

Take that, city slicker!

Aw, I'm sorry,

but I win!

Yee-haw!

I finally did it!

Which means
your canary is mine!

[laughs evilly]

Now hold on!

I bet my lucky pet,

and Tweety is not my lucky pet.

He's not?

No.

This is my lucky pet.

[growls]

Meet your new owner, Lucky.

[screaming]

[Lucky barking]

I'd say
that puddy tat
got lucky,

but I think Lucky's about
to get that puddy tat!

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

[Mama buzzard humming]

Oh, my little bambinos!

Handsome Salvatore.

Brilliant Francesco.

Successful Giovanni.

And then...

uh, my youngest,

Little Killer.

Oh, Ma!

I think I got my head stuck
in the picture frame again!

[grunting]

[straining]

Oh, Killer...

[straining]

I've had it up to here with you

a'salottino-ing
around the house all day!

Now, why don't you go out
and find yourself a nice girl?

Aw, shucks, Ma.

I already got one of those...

You.

[speaking Italian]

This is no time to give
your mama the agita.

Now go out there
and don't come back

until you find your true love.

Ah, true love...

gee, I wonder
where I'm gonna find that?

Hmm, now let's see here, um...

Oh!

Oh, I'm sure gonna
feel this tomorrow.

[grunts] Huh?

-[romantic music playing]
-Ah!

Wowee! Get a load of her!

[clears throat]

That's, uh,
one good-looking lady.

You know, my mama
calls me "Killer,"

but, uh,
you could call me
"Beaky" if you like.

[chuckles]

Well, uh, I don't mean
to be forward or nothing,

but, uh, has anyone
ever told you,

your eyes look like
desert cactus flowers?

Oh, flowers!
Oh, flowers.
Oh, flowers...

I gotta find some flowers,
find some flowers...

Oh, there's got to be
some flowers

around here somewhere.

Oh, boy! What luck!

She'll love these.

Hello again, m'lady.

I got you some flowers.

Huh?

-[growling]
-Uh, you're not flowers.

Uh...

Ouch!

[grunting]

Maybe she's more into
the strong and manly type.

Oh, say, I noticed
you're taking a gander

at the old muscles there.

Uh, yes, sir.

[straining] Yep,

some folks do
consider me a [inhales]

hefty slice of beefcake.

[strains] Yep!

Well, not convinced?

Well, I'll show you.

[inhales deeply]

[strains] Yep!

Oh, not satisfied, huh?

Well, how about a little of

[strains] this?

[grunts]

Oh, still not impressed, huh?

Well... Well,
I'm just warmin' up.

[straining]

I did it! I did it!

You ever see a bird
as strong as me?

Huh?

[laughing] No!

Boy, she's a tough gal
to please.

Well, I've got
one more trick
up my sleeve.

Well, if she don't
like a strong bird,

how about a songbird?

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey there, baby ♪

♪ You're driving me crazy ♪

♪ Won't you give me
A yes, no, or maybe ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

♪ Won't you take
A chance on me ♪

♪ Hey there, honey ♪

♪ It might sound funny ♪

♪ You make me feel rich
But I ain't got money ♪

♪ Come on, honey ♪

♪ Why don't you
Take a chance on me ♪

♪ I may be no spring chicken ♪

♪ Any eagle eye can see ♪

♪ But can't you hear
My heart's a-tickin ♪

♪ At the thought
Of you n' me? ♪

♪ Hey there, baby ♪

♪ You're driving' me crazy ♪

♪ Won't you give me
A yes, no, or maybe ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

♪ Won't you take
A chance on me ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

[groans]

Huh?

Oh, she can't even
stand to look at me!

[sniffles]

Well, [sniffles]
I can take a hint.

[sniffles]

I... I know
when I'm not wanted.

No, sir! I don't
need you anyway.

I don't need anybody.

Hmph!

[wailing] Please!

I loves ya!

I need ya!

I can't live without ya!

Just give me a chance.

Please!

[crying hysterically]

She's fallen for me.

Oh, my God!

You've made me
the happiest buzzard
in the world!

Aw!

She's grown attached to me.

Oh, I'm gonna
take you home to Mama.

Oh, Mom!

I got somethin' to show ya!

I did what you said,
and I found my true love.

Killer, you botchagaloop!

That ain't no buzzard,

that's a cactus!

Well, whatever it is,
she's all woman!

[smooching]

[chuckles]

And she's a sharp one, too.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]