Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 6, Episode 6 - Bugs Bunny in Abducted Bunny/Daffy Psychic: A New Job/Duck Hunting Gag: Decoy/Daffy Magician: Skeleton - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[spooky alien music playing]

Ugh, carrot soup again?

Well, Doc said I had to
start eating light.

But not that light.

Say, what gives?

Whoa!

[screaming]

What? Who? Huh?

Greetings, tall and magnificent
Earth creature.

Say, Doc, what's the big idea
of interrupting my pathetic
and boring dinner?



You should be thankful,
earthling.

I deemed you a worthy specimen
to add to my collection.

Isn't that lovely?

Collection?
What kind of collection?

Why, it's just my humble
collection of brains
from across the galaxy.

Ew!

This brain's from Saturn,

Neptune,

-[panting]
-[Marvin] and Pluto.

[barking]

Yeesh! So many brains.

Perhaps, he's compensating
for somethin'.

And now to add
your earthling brain

to my ever-expanding
collection,



Yeah, yeah,
that's really nice, Doc.

But, uh, ya see, you can't
put my brain on your shelf

'cause it's locked up
inside my skull.

Oh, don't worry about that.

I'll simply extract it with
the Brain Extracto-matic 8000.

Ahhh! Not
the Brain Extracto-thing 8000.

Now, hold still

or this could hurt the brain.

I need it in perfect condition.

Ooh!

Ahhh!

No, Doc. Don't do it.

[yelps]

Oh, stop moving your head!

Sorry, Doc.

I just get a little nervous
around brain extractors.

What the...

I thought I told you
to stop moving your head.

I'm not.

I'm moving my ears.

[kisses]

[gags]

This will immobilize you.

Now that
the offending appendages
have been dealt with...

Now what?

Whoa! Did you know
this table reclines?

Whee!

[Bugs] So fancy.

Stop that at once.

Sorry. Sorry.

Just gettin' comfy.

Oops! Too far.

Back the other way.
Sorry, very sorry.

[Bugs sighs]

There. All set.

[groaning]

[laughing]

Huh?

[straining]

You've left me
no choice, earthling.

I didn't want to do this,

but I guess I'm going to
have to remove that brain

the old-fashioned way.

Go ahead, Doc.

Saw my head wide open.

[shrieking]
Start the bloodbath.

[gulps]

Eh, what's the matter,
little fella?

Nervous?

Uh, uh, what? Uh...

[sputtering] Well, no, I, uh...

It, it, it's just...
Normally, my machine
does this for me.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

I mean, when you think
about all that blood
gushing all over the place.

The cerebellum juice
oozing out onto your hands,

the cracking bones...

It does make a person
feel a little uneasy.

[gags]

Ew, ew, ew!
Oh, you're right.

I can't do it.

Oh, boo hoo hoo!
Boo hoo hoo hoo!

Aw, don't cry there,
Frankenstein.

Look, here's an idea.

Why don't I just
remove my brain for ya?

What do you think of that, huh?

Would that cheer ya up?

Really? [sobbing]

You'd do that for m...

For me?

Sure, just free my arms,

give me that saw
and I'll do the dirty work.

Oh. All right, earthling.

I'll just be over there,
averting my eyes.

I, I mean, supervising quietly.

Good idea, mac.

Things are about
to get pretty gruesome.

-[sawing]
-[Bugs] Ooh!

Eeeh, ahhh!

Ooh! Eeeh! Ooh!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Ah.

Is it over yet?

Ahhh! Ooh! Eeeh!

Ah!

Ooh, don't look, mac.
It's too gruesome.

It's too gruesome.

[groaning]

[cracking]

Oh, dear.

He must be cracking
through the skull.

-[crunching]
-Oh!

He's ripping the brain
from its [groans] stem.

Oh, yeah.

Very graphic stuff, Doc.

Especially this part.

[squelching]

Ew. [shudders]

Suddenly, I don't feel so well.

[groaning]

Doc, oh, Doc.

Look, Doc, look. I did it!

I got you that brain.

What?

Oh, goody, goody.

Thank you, Earth creature.

And now to add this
to my collection.

[in sing-song voice]
Add to my collection.

[humming trails off]

Well, that's strange.

I can't remember what
I was about to do.

[slowly] In fact, I can't
remember anything at all.

[talking gibberish]

Remember, folks,
it's always good to keep
an open mind.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]

I am the mysterious,
magnificent Quack.

I can see into your future.

[thunder rumbling]

What questions do you have
for the cosmos?

[stammering]
I do have just... one question.

[stammers]
I've been looking for work.

Is there a [stammers] job
out there for me?

Let's see.

Hmm.

-Oh dear.
-[Porky] Ahem.

[laughs nervously]

Oh, excuse me.

Anyway, a job. I'm seeing...

I'm seeing an unforeseen
employment opportunity.

A new job!
A fun change of career!

Is it a good one?

[stammers] What could it be?

How about a psychic?

[stammering] Oh, wow.
I'm finally employed.

[stammers] Thank you.

Hey. Who's the fake psychic
who ripped off my wife?

Ahhh!

[glass shatters]

There he is.

[stammering]
Uh-oh, dear. Oh, dear.

[growls]

-[Porky grunting]
-[Daffy whistling]

I give... Give up being
a fortune teller.

[stammering] I just don't see
a future in it.

Hi, everyone.

It's duck season,
but guns are frowned upon
in today's cartoons.

So...

I'll have to use
a different strategy.

Like this explosive decoy.

[laughs]

You'd have to be
pretty stupid to fall
for something like this.

Luckily, I'm hunting
dumb idiot ducks.

[laughs]

They're stupid.

[make quacking noises]

Ka-boom!

A duck! Gotcha.

[laughing]

[laughing trails off]

[audience applauding]

I, the great Daffini,
will perform amazing feats
of prestidigitation.

For this trick,
I shall need a volunteer.

Huh? Who, what,
when, where, how?

Thank you for volunteering,
my good sir.

Say, what's that
up your sleeve?

Huh? Hey, that tickles.
[laughs]

-[Daffy vocalizing]
-[Porky laughing]

-[cloth straining]
-[Porky laughing]

[clears throat]
I... I've got a bone
to pick with you.

[theme music playing]