Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 6, Episode 3 - Pearl of My Dreams/Bugs Hole Gags 2: Down the Drain/Mech-A-Mess - full transcript
Porky and Daffy go diving for pearls. Elmer Fudd has a hunting mishap. Wile E. Coyote gets a new suit.
[theme music playing]
["The Sailor's Hornpipe"
playing]
[seagulls squawking]
[horn blowing]
[sonar beeping]
[gasps] Look, Daffy.
Yeah, I know.
This show is boring.
What else is on?
-[clicking]
-[sonar warping]
Eh, no, Daffy, that's not a TV.
It's a very expensive
sonar equipment
and it's telling us that
the Pythonic Pearl
is somewhere directly below us.
Pythonic Pearl?
What the heck is that?
It's the world's biggest pearl,
and you can only find it
in the mouth
of Oysterus Gigan...
A really big clam.
Oh, boy! A genuine
underwater escapade.
I can hardly wait to dive
into that briny deep.
Uh, about that, Daffy.
We sort of only brought
the one diving suit,
which means
you have to stay up here.
You get the best and the most
important super fun job.
You get to turn the crank
on the air pump.
[trumpet blows sarcastically]
[groans]
I can't find the pearl
if I can't breathe.
[splashes]
-[groans]
-[crank squeaks]
Yeah, yeah. Turn the crank.
This is a load of barnacles.
He gets all the adventure
and glory,
and I'm stuck up here
doing manual labor.
[air pump hisses]
Ah, forget it!
I'm going where the action is.
This air pump stuff
is for the birds.
[seagull squawks]
Ooh! How convenient.
Hey, there, buddy, wanna make
an extra 20 bucks? [slobbers]
Oh, no, you don't.
[air pump hisses]
Keep up the good work.
Whoo-hoo!
Hmm.
No sign of the pearl yet.
[Daffy] Nothing
on my side either, pal.
[gasps] Daffy!
What are you doing down here?
Relax, compadre.
Mwah!
I'm here to help you
hunt up that pearl.
[sighs in exasperation]
Fine, Daffy.
You can tag along.
Eh, but you... But you need
to do exactly as I say.
Remember, I'm in charge.
Aye, aye, captain! Whoo-hoo!
All right. Let's head west.
Pearl! Here, pearly,
pearly, pearl!
There's gotta be a pearl
around here somewhere.
Eh, now, Daffy, I told you.
[Porky gasping, grunting]
[stuttering] Daffy!
Be careful. This is a very,
very hazardous environment.
[electrical buzzing]
[groans]
-[mumbling] Uh, Daffy...
-Uh-oh!
-Urchins!
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Porky] Ow! Ow! [groaning]
-[buzzing]
-[growls]
[stuttering] No! Ah!
-[screaming]
-[sawing]
-[sighs wearily]
-[rips]
Pull yourself together, pal.
I found the Pythonic Pearl!
Oh, boy, that was easier
than I thought it would be.
Let's go.
-[growling]
-[chuckles nervously]
-[chomps]
-Porky!
I love your new hat!
All right, Daffy.
No more sea horsing around.
We need to be alert, attentive
and look before we leap.
Aye, aye, captain.
[straining]
Pearl ahoy!
-[shimmering]
-["Sailor's Hornpipe" playing]
And with plenty
of pirate booty to boot.
Oh, boy! The Pythonic Pearl!
[bones rattling]
[both scream]
Oh, goody, goody!
New friends! Mm!
[both panting]
Daffy, we gotta stop
picking up everything
that happens to look
like a... [stuttering]
gigantic pearl.
Okay, grumpy pants, I promise.
No more... Pearl!
[straining, grunting]
Ah!
-[thuds]
-[slams]
Pearl!
[straining, grunting]
[screaming]
Ooh!
A spiky pearl.
-[clangs]
-[gasps]
-Daffy! That's not a--
-[explosion]
[gasps] ...pearl.
Porky! You blew up
our spiky pearl.
But it's okay.
I forgive you. Onward!
-Whoo-hoo--
-Oh, no.
Oh, no, you don't!
We could have found
that Pythonic Pearl eons ago
if you had been
listening to me!
I have had it up to here...
-[rumbling]
-...with your shenanigans.
From here on out,
I'm putting my foot down.
[rumbling]
-[screaming]
-[air pump hissing]
[splashes]
-[continues screaming]
-[thuds]
["Sailor's Hornpipe" playing]
Porky, look!
[both] The Pythonic Pearl!
[both yelp]
[slurps]
No. No!
[wailing] I don't
wanna be clam chow.
I don't wanna!
[wailing loudly, sobbing]
[sighs] Let's face it, Daffy.
This is the end
of the line for us.
[sighs] We're gonna be
sleeping with the fishes.
Hmm.
[sniffs]
[sizzling]
[gasps] Daffy, you're a genius!
We'll smoke our way out.
What? No, I just didn't wanna
go to sleep with the fishes
on an empty stomach.
Whoo-hoo!
-[thudding]
-[groans]
-[clangs]
-[grunting]
[both] We're not dead!
And we're back on the boat!
And the pearl is ours.
Hello, gorgeous.
Mm, mm, mm--
Yeah, yeah, your 20 bucks.
-[dramatic music playing]
-[chuckles nervously]
[Daffy] No, please!
[thudding, punching]
-[smacks]
-[groans]
I guess
what goes around comes around.
[theme music playing]
[dynamic music playing]
[straining]
[whirring]
[flushes]
[Caribbean music playing]
[crunches, chews]
[theme music playing]
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
[stomach growls]
Beep, beep.
[sighs wearily]
[horn blares]
[horn blares]
[dramatic music playing]
[heroic music playing]
[heroic music continues]
Beep, beep.
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[whirring]
[snaps fingers]
[heroic music playing]
[crashes]
-[heroic music playing]
-[splashing]
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[explosion]
[explosion]
[beeping]
[sizzling]
[beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[blowing]
[dramatic music playing]
-[alarm blaring]
-[blowing]
[splashes]
[missiles whistling]
[explosion]
[heroic music playing]
Beep, beep.
[smashing]
[birds chirping]
[horn blowing]
[explosion]
[heroic music playing]
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[firing]
[zooming]
Beep, beep.
[beeping]
[zooming]
[beeping]
[zooming]
-[clicks]
-[beeping]
[motor revving]
-[clicks]
-[beeping]
[motor revving]
[zooming]
[spooky music playing]
[sonar beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[explosion]
Beep, beep.
[theme music playing]
["The Sailor's Hornpipe"
playing]
[seagulls squawking]
[horn blowing]
[sonar beeping]
[gasps] Look, Daffy.
Yeah, I know.
This show is boring.
What else is on?
-[clicking]
-[sonar warping]
Eh, no, Daffy, that's not a TV.
It's a very expensive
sonar equipment
and it's telling us that
the Pythonic Pearl
is somewhere directly below us.
Pythonic Pearl?
What the heck is that?
It's the world's biggest pearl,
and you can only find it
in the mouth
of Oysterus Gigan...
A really big clam.
Oh, boy! A genuine
underwater escapade.
I can hardly wait to dive
into that briny deep.
Uh, about that, Daffy.
We sort of only brought
the one diving suit,
which means
you have to stay up here.
You get the best and the most
important super fun job.
You get to turn the crank
on the air pump.
[trumpet blows sarcastically]
[groans]
I can't find the pearl
if I can't breathe.
[splashes]
-[groans]
-[crank squeaks]
Yeah, yeah. Turn the crank.
This is a load of barnacles.
He gets all the adventure
and glory,
and I'm stuck up here
doing manual labor.
[air pump hisses]
Ah, forget it!
I'm going where the action is.
This air pump stuff
is for the birds.
[seagull squawks]
Ooh! How convenient.
Hey, there, buddy, wanna make
an extra 20 bucks? [slobbers]
Oh, no, you don't.
[air pump hisses]
Keep up the good work.
Whoo-hoo!
Hmm.
No sign of the pearl yet.
[Daffy] Nothing
on my side either, pal.
[gasps] Daffy!
What are you doing down here?
Relax, compadre.
Mwah!
I'm here to help you
hunt up that pearl.
[sighs in exasperation]
Fine, Daffy.
You can tag along.
Eh, but you... But you need
to do exactly as I say.
Remember, I'm in charge.
Aye, aye, captain! Whoo-hoo!
All right. Let's head west.
Pearl! Here, pearly,
pearly, pearl!
There's gotta be a pearl
around here somewhere.
Eh, now, Daffy, I told you.
[Porky gasping, grunting]
[stuttering] Daffy!
Be careful. This is a very,
very hazardous environment.
[electrical buzzing]
[groans]
-[mumbling] Uh, Daffy...
-Uh-oh!
-Urchins!
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Porky] Ow! Ow! [groaning]
-[buzzing]
-[growls]
[stuttering] No! Ah!
-[screaming]
-[sawing]
-[sighs wearily]
-[rips]
Pull yourself together, pal.
I found the Pythonic Pearl!
Oh, boy, that was easier
than I thought it would be.
Let's go.
-[growling]
-[chuckles nervously]
-[chomps]
-Porky!
I love your new hat!
All right, Daffy.
No more sea horsing around.
We need to be alert, attentive
and look before we leap.
Aye, aye, captain.
[straining]
Pearl ahoy!
-[shimmering]
-["Sailor's Hornpipe" playing]
And with plenty
of pirate booty to boot.
Oh, boy! The Pythonic Pearl!
[bones rattling]
[both scream]
Oh, goody, goody!
New friends! Mm!
[both panting]
Daffy, we gotta stop
picking up everything
that happens to look
like a... [stuttering]
gigantic pearl.
Okay, grumpy pants, I promise.
No more... Pearl!
[straining, grunting]
Ah!
-[thuds]
-[slams]
Pearl!
[straining, grunting]
[screaming]
Ooh!
A spiky pearl.
-[clangs]
-[gasps]
-Daffy! That's not a--
-[explosion]
[gasps] ...pearl.
Porky! You blew up
our spiky pearl.
But it's okay.
I forgive you. Onward!
-Whoo-hoo--
-Oh, no.
Oh, no, you don't!
We could have found
that Pythonic Pearl eons ago
if you had been
listening to me!
I have had it up to here...
-[rumbling]
-...with your shenanigans.
From here on out,
I'm putting my foot down.
[rumbling]
-[screaming]
-[air pump hissing]
[splashes]
-[continues screaming]
-[thuds]
["Sailor's Hornpipe" playing]
Porky, look!
[both] The Pythonic Pearl!
[both yelp]
[slurps]
No. No!
[wailing] I don't
wanna be clam chow.
I don't wanna!
[wailing loudly, sobbing]
[sighs] Let's face it, Daffy.
This is the end
of the line for us.
[sighs] We're gonna be
sleeping with the fishes.
Hmm.
[sniffs]
[sizzling]
[gasps] Daffy, you're a genius!
We'll smoke our way out.
What? No, I just didn't wanna
go to sleep with the fishes
on an empty stomach.
Whoo-hoo!
-[thudding]
-[groans]
-[clangs]
-[grunting]
[both] We're not dead!
And we're back on the boat!
And the pearl is ours.
Hello, gorgeous.
Mm, mm, mm--
Yeah, yeah, your 20 bucks.
-[dramatic music playing]
-[chuckles nervously]
[Daffy] No, please!
[thudding, punching]
-[smacks]
-[groans]
I guess
what goes around comes around.
[theme music playing]
[dynamic music playing]
[straining]
[whirring]
[flushes]
[Caribbean music playing]
[crunches, chews]
[theme music playing]
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
[stomach growls]
Beep, beep.
[sighs wearily]
[horn blares]
[horn blares]
[dramatic music playing]
[heroic music playing]
[heroic music continues]
Beep, beep.
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[whirring]
[snaps fingers]
[heroic music playing]
[crashes]
-[heroic music playing]
-[splashing]
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[explosion]
[explosion]
[beeping]
[sizzling]
[beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[blowing]
[dramatic music playing]
-[alarm blaring]
-[blowing]
[splashes]
[missiles whistling]
[explosion]
[heroic music playing]
Beep, beep.
[smashing]
[birds chirping]
[horn blowing]
[explosion]
[heroic music playing]
[suit powering up]
[beeping]
[firing]
[zooming]
Beep, beep.
[beeping]
[zooming]
[beeping]
[zooming]
-[clicks]
-[beeping]
[motor revving]
-[clicks]
-[beeping]
[motor revving]
[zooming]
[spooky music playing]
[sonar beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[explosion]
Beep, beep.
[theme music playing]