Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 8 - Poolside Pest/Put the Cat Out: Inside Out/Bugs Bunny in Bulls-eye Bunny - full transcript
Daffy helps Elmer relax at the pool. Sylvester won't let Porky sleep. Bugs helps Yosemite Sam put on a knife throwing show.
[theme music playing]
Oh, what a wonderful day
to relax by the pool.
I just love being on vacation,
and I spared no expense
by choosing this 5-star resort
with top rated service.
[laughing]
Now to get comfortable
and recline in this chair.
Huh? What the...
[straining]
Oh, what's wrong
with this crummy chair?
Cabana boy!
Cabana boy! Cabana boy!
Oh, where's that
cabana boy? The--
[shouting] Hello!
Daffy Duck here.
I'll be your cabana boy today.
How can I help you?
I need you to help me
recline my chair.
Not to worry, sir.
Nobody adjusts chairs
better than I do.
Hey, what are you
doing to my chair?
Fixing it.
What the...
[grumbling]
All done.
Huh?
Say, that does
look a lot better.
Go ahead, take her for a spin.
Ah! Now this is exactly
what I'm--
[screaming]
[groans]
[grunting]
Ow!
Hm, guy can't make up his mind.
First, he wants to recline,
and now he's taking a dip.
Oh, well.
Oh, that crazy cabana boy!
Some help he was. [scoffs]
Ah, now it's time
for my midday nap.
-[loud upbeat music playing]
-[people screaming]
Hey, what's all that racket?
[all cheering]
Oh, those crazy partiers!
Cabana boy!
At your service.
Would you tell those losers
to keep it down?
I'm trying to take a nap.
Not to worry, sir.
I'll take care
of those noisy nitwits.
[music stops]
Ah, that's better.
Now I can finally
get some rest.
[loud upbeat music playing]
[all cheering]
[muffled music and cheering]
Ah, finally, I can relax
without that
pesky cabana boy around.
Oh, boy,
this dry heat is a killer.
You know, a glass of cold water
would be nice right now.
But I don't wanna
call on that cabana boy.
Oh, but I sure am thirsty.
Oh!
[hoarsely] Cabana boy!
Cabana boy!
Yes, sir.
I'd like a glass of water.
One glass of water
coming right up.
We'll be using
top-of-the-line
artesian water today.
[gulps]
Yes, sir,
this wet, hydrating water
is straight
from the Fiji Islands.
No chemicals
or contaminants
found here.
And for flavor, just a hint
of organic farm-raised lemon.
[wheezing]
And finally, ice that was
carefully chipped off
from some of the last
remaining glaciers on Earth.
Here, have
an environmentally-friendly
straw,
so you can sip guilt-free.
Wait!
Oh, no,
I can't let you drink this!
This glass is covered
in soap scum!
You did not want that, sir.
I can only serve you the best.
You're lucky you've got me
taking care of you.
[screaming]
That's the last straw!
You're the worst cabana boy
I've ever met.
I'm telling your manager,
I want a refund,
and I'm getting you fired!
Please give me
one more chance, sir.
This is all I've got.
Don't do this to me,
you can't! I'm begging ya!
I need the job, sir.
I got a wife.
I got a... What's the word?
Children!
Oh, and, uh, mortgages!
Or something.
Okay, I'll give you
one last chance.
Really?
Oh, thank you!
You won't regret this, sir.
I'll get you anything you want.
What would you like?
Well, I want something to read.
How about today's paper?
Yes, sir. Coming right up!
Today's newspaper.
Hot off the press.
Oh, this is great. Thank you.
Now leave me alone!
Of course, Your Majesty.
Ah, this is just
what I needed.
Total relaxation.
[screaming] What?
They really got my good side.
Whoo-hoo!
-[Elmer] Oh!
-[Daffy whooping]
[grunting]
[Daffy whooping]
[theme music playing]
[yawning]
Well, time to put the cat out.
[straining]
Come on, Sylvester. [grunts]
You know the drill.
[straining]
Cats out at six... six-forty...
Quarter to seven.
[crashing]
[sputtering] Sylvester!
What are you
still doing inside?
[sputtering] Get out!
[wind howling]
[theme music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
I'm Stiletto Sam,
and in mere moments,
I'll be putting on the most
electrifying performance
ever to be seen
in this here theater.
Stiletto Sam's
notorious knife follies!
Witness the razor sharp skills
that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,
hacked 'em in Hackensack,
julienned 'em in Spokane,
made minced meat
in Mississippi,
sliced 'em in Iceland,
poked 'em in Hoboken...
Gee-wiz!
How's a rabbit
supposed to get
his beauty rest
with all that racket?
Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!
-"Dope"?
-[clattering]
Huh?
Ah! Now you're in
for a treat, folks.
A free sample
of tonight's pre-formance.
[grunts]
Ooh! Ahh!
What the...
Hm.
[laughing]
And that's just a slice
of what you'll see.
So, come on in
to the Stiletto Sam show,
ladies and germs.
It's showtime! Right this way.
[people clamoring]
No knife-throwing Napoleon
is gonna cut my tail off,
and get away with it.
[audience cheering, applauding]
[clattering]
For my next act,
I'm gonna need
one brave volunteer.
Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer
wholeheartedly, Doc.
[cheering, applauding]
Say, stranger,
why do you look so familiar?
I am a common garden pest.
Mm, must be it.
For my next trick,
I will recreate the legend of
Swiss folk hero, William Tell.
You know
what to do with the apple?
Sure do.
Now, I shall pierce said apple,
and if something goes wrong,
don't William-Tell anybody.
[laughing]
[audience laughing]
Uh...
No, no. You just gotta...
No, you gotta put it on your...
Now, where did he go?
-Ta-da!
-[audience exclaiming]
[grumbles]
[grunts]
Now, give me that apple.
Nah, Doc, I can do it.
I said, give it here!
Now, you just put it
on your noggin like this.
How hard is that, ya--
Not so hard.
Time for baby
to take nap, mommy.
Look alive, little fella.
You got a show to do.
Let's do the act again.
[mumbling]
[whistles]
Apple?
Apple. Oh, yes!
[grunts]
Telephone call
for a handsome man
with a moustache.
-Yello.
-[electrical buzzing]
Speak up now!
I can't hear you so well.
Dag nabbit, rabbit!
Magnetical trickery
ain't part of the act!
Now, stand still,
so I can throw knifes
at your face.
[screaming]
[gasps]
[audience whistling, cheering]
Well, if there's anything
I learned in show business,
always leave 'em wanting more.
March, hare.
[man] Hey, what's the hold up?
[clears throat]
Pardon the delay,
ladies and gents.
Your patience
is about to be rewarded
'cause now,
the real show begins!
[sighs] Me and my thirst
for revenge.
My volunteer has been tied
to the spinning wheel of death,
rendering him
completely helpless.
Jumpin' Jiminy!
I will now throw all my knives
at yonder wheel
without harming the rabbit.
'Course, accidents do happen.
And I am feeling
a mite accident-prone today.
[chuckles mischievously]
Yipe!
Aw, shucks, missed--
I mean, a perfect throw.
[screams]
[gasps]
Wow! What an act!
I had fun. Hope you did, too.
Arrivederci, folks.
[grunts]
Oh, no, you don't.
Hey, Doc, you want me?
-Come and get me!
-Charge!
Hold up, rabbit,
so's I can skin
your filthy hide.
[giggles]
[screams]
-Heya, Doc.
-Oh!
Consarn it!
[Bugs giggles]
[gasping]
All right, rabbit.
I gotcha cornered.
[chuckles mischievously]
Come on, Doc,
it doesn't have to be
like this.
Think of our act. William Tell!
Yeah, that's it!
I'll put the apple
on my head, Doc.
I'll do it right.
Please, Doc! Have mercy!
Too late, rabbit!
It's the end of the line!
Actually, I think
it's somewhere
in the middle of the line.
[train whistle blowing]
Oh, horny toads.
So long, Sammy!
See ya in Alabami!
I didn't mean to railroad him,
but I had to take a stab
at something.
Speaking of stab...
[in distance] Can anyone
cut me off this thing?
[animal howling in distance]
[theme music playing]
Oh, what a wonderful day
to relax by the pool.
I just love being on vacation,
and I spared no expense
by choosing this 5-star resort
with top rated service.
[laughing]
Now to get comfortable
and recline in this chair.
Huh? What the...
[straining]
Oh, what's wrong
with this crummy chair?
Cabana boy!
Cabana boy! Cabana boy!
Oh, where's that
cabana boy? The--
[shouting] Hello!
Daffy Duck here.
I'll be your cabana boy today.
How can I help you?
I need you to help me
recline my chair.
Not to worry, sir.
Nobody adjusts chairs
better than I do.
Hey, what are you
doing to my chair?
Fixing it.
What the...
[grumbling]
All done.
Huh?
Say, that does
look a lot better.
Go ahead, take her for a spin.
Ah! Now this is exactly
what I'm--
[screaming]
[groans]
[grunting]
Ow!
Hm, guy can't make up his mind.
First, he wants to recline,
and now he's taking a dip.
Oh, well.
Oh, that crazy cabana boy!
Some help he was. [scoffs]
Ah, now it's time
for my midday nap.
-[loud upbeat music playing]
-[people screaming]
Hey, what's all that racket?
[all cheering]
Oh, those crazy partiers!
Cabana boy!
At your service.
Would you tell those losers
to keep it down?
I'm trying to take a nap.
Not to worry, sir.
I'll take care
of those noisy nitwits.
[music stops]
Ah, that's better.
Now I can finally
get some rest.
[loud upbeat music playing]
[all cheering]
[muffled music and cheering]
Ah, finally, I can relax
without that
pesky cabana boy around.
Oh, boy,
this dry heat is a killer.
You know, a glass of cold water
would be nice right now.
But I don't wanna
call on that cabana boy.
Oh, but I sure am thirsty.
Oh!
[hoarsely] Cabana boy!
Cabana boy!
Yes, sir.
I'd like a glass of water.
One glass of water
coming right up.
We'll be using
top-of-the-line
artesian water today.
[gulps]
Yes, sir,
this wet, hydrating water
is straight
from the Fiji Islands.
No chemicals
or contaminants
found here.
And for flavor, just a hint
of organic farm-raised lemon.
[wheezing]
And finally, ice that was
carefully chipped off
from some of the last
remaining glaciers on Earth.
Here, have
an environmentally-friendly
straw,
so you can sip guilt-free.
Wait!
Oh, no,
I can't let you drink this!
This glass is covered
in soap scum!
You did not want that, sir.
I can only serve you the best.
You're lucky you've got me
taking care of you.
[screaming]
That's the last straw!
You're the worst cabana boy
I've ever met.
I'm telling your manager,
I want a refund,
and I'm getting you fired!
Please give me
one more chance, sir.
This is all I've got.
Don't do this to me,
you can't! I'm begging ya!
I need the job, sir.
I got a wife.
I got a... What's the word?
Children!
Oh, and, uh, mortgages!
Or something.
Okay, I'll give you
one last chance.
Really?
Oh, thank you!
You won't regret this, sir.
I'll get you anything you want.
What would you like?
Well, I want something to read.
How about today's paper?
Yes, sir. Coming right up!
Today's newspaper.
Hot off the press.
Oh, this is great. Thank you.
Now leave me alone!
Of course, Your Majesty.
Ah, this is just
what I needed.
Total relaxation.
[screaming] What?
They really got my good side.
Whoo-hoo!
-[Elmer] Oh!
-[Daffy whooping]
[grunting]
[Daffy whooping]
[theme music playing]
[yawning]
Well, time to put the cat out.
[straining]
Come on, Sylvester. [grunts]
You know the drill.
[straining]
Cats out at six... six-forty...
Quarter to seven.
[crashing]
[sputtering] Sylvester!
What are you
still doing inside?
[sputtering] Get out!
[wind howling]
[theme music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
I'm Stiletto Sam,
and in mere moments,
I'll be putting on the most
electrifying performance
ever to be seen
in this here theater.
Stiletto Sam's
notorious knife follies!
Witness the razor sharp skills
that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,
hacked 'em in Hackensack,
julienned 'em in Spokane,
made minced meat
in Mississippi,
sliced 'em in Iceland,
poked 'em in Hoboken...
Gee-wiz!
How's a rabbit
supposed to get
his beauty rest
with all that racket?
Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!
-"Dope"?
-[clattering]
Huh?
Ah! Now you're in
for a treat, folks.
A free sample
of tonight's pre-formance.
[grunts]
Ooh! Ahh!
What the...
Hm.
[laughing]
And that's just a slice
of what you'll see.
So, come on in
to the Stiletto Sam show,
ladies and germs.
It's showtime! Right this way.
[people clamoring]
No knife-throwing Napoleon
is gonna cut my tail off,
and get away with it.
[audience cheering, applauding]
[clattering]
For my next act,
I'm gonna need
one brave volunteer.
Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer
wholeheartedly, Doc.
[cheering, applauding]
Say, stranger,
why do you look so familiar?
I am a common garden pest.
Mm, must be it.
For my next trick,
I will recreate the legend of
Swiss folk hero, William Tell.
You know
what to do with the apple?
Sure do.
Now, I shall pierce said apple,
and if something goes wrong,
don't William-Tell anybody.
[laughing]
[audience laughing]
Uh...
No, no. You just gotta...
No, you gotta put it on your...
Now, where did he go?
-Ta-da!
-[audience exclaiming]
[grumbles]
[grunts]
Now, give me that apple.
Nah, Doc, I can do it.
I said, give it here!
Now, you just put it
on your noggin like this.
How hard is that, ya--
Not so hard.
Time for baby
to take nap, mommy.
Look alive, little fella.
You got a show to do.
Let's do the act again.
[mumbling]
[whistles]
Apple?
Apple. Oh, yes!
[grunts]
Telephone call
for a handsome man
with a moustache.
-Yello.
-[electrical buzzing]
Speak up now!
I can't hear you so well.
Dag nabbit, rabbit!
Magnetical trickery
ain't part of the act!
Now, stand still,
so I can throw knifes
at your face.
[screaming]
[gasps]
[audience whistling, cheering]
Well, if there's anything
I learned in show business,
always leave 'em wanting more.
March, hare.
[man] Hey, what's the hold up?
[clears throat]
Pardon the delay,
ladies and gents.
Your patience
is about to be rewarded
'cause now,
the real show begins!
[sighs] Me and my thirst
for revenge.
My volunteer has been tied
to the spinning wheel of death,
rendering him
completely helpless.
Jumpin' Jiminy!
I will now throw all my knives
at yonder wheel
without harming the rabbit.
'Course, accidents do happen.
And I am feeling
a mite accident-prone today.
[chuckles mischievously]
Yipe!
Aw, shucks, missed--
I mean, a perfect throw.
[screams]
[gasps]
Wow! What an act!
I had fun. Hope you did, too.
Arrivederci, folks.
[grunts]
Oh, no, you don't.
Hey, Doc, you want me?
-Come and get me!
-Charge!
Hold up, rabbit,
so's I can skin
your filthy hide.
[giggles]
[screams]
-Heya, Doc.
-Oh!
Consarn it!
[Bugs giggles]
[gasping]
All right, rabbit.
I gotcha cornered.
[chuckles mischievously]
Come on, Doc,
it doesn't have to be
like this.
Think of our act. William Tell!
Yeah, that's it!
I'll put the apple
on my head, Doc.
I'll do it right.
Please, Doc! Have mercy!
Too late, rabbit!
It's the end of the line!
Actually, I think
it's somewhere
in the middle of the line.
[train whistle blowing]
Oh, horny toads.
So long, Sammy!
See ya in Alabami!
I didn't mean to railroad him,
but I had to take a stab
at something.
Speaking of stab...
[in distance] Can anyone
cut me off this thing?
[animal howling in distance]
[theme music playing]