Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 7 - Foghorn Leghorn in Feather of the Bride/Daffy Magician: Pick A Card/Bugs Hole Gags 2: Rattlesnakes - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[shivering]

I say, winter is a-comin'.

I needs to find myself
better accommodations.

Shelter, that is.

[hummed tune]

Well,

that lonesome little old hen,
Miss Prissy,

got herself
a cozy looking coop.

And you know I've been
a bachelor long enough.

It's time I charmed my way
into that upgraded domicile.



[knocking at door]

Ooh!

A man!

Miss Prissy, my love for you
is like a warm...

invitin'...

home.

May I ask your house...

I mean, your hand in marriage?

Oh, yes!

Well, it's settled, then.
We're hitched.

Speaking of settled
I'll just make myself at home.

Actually, Foghorn,

there is one thing.

We can't get married
without my father's blessing.



[snoring]

Well, now, I say,
I'm a stickler for tradition.

Of course I'll ask your daddy.

[clears throat]

Excuse me, Pops.

The British are coming!
The British are coming!

[snorting]

Uh, Daddy,

don't you think
this handsome cluck

is worthy of my hand
in marriage?

Handsome? This long-haired
hippie freak?

No daughter of mine
is shacking up

with no lumbering loudmouth
redcoat.

Redcoat?

Sir, I say, sir,
I take offence to that--

Let's get one thing
straight, Ringo.

Your silvery-tongued
sweet talk may work
on my daughter,

but you ain't marrying her
as long as I'm alive!

[crying]

As long as he's alive, eh?

Ah, fret not, Miss Prissy.

I'll just take Daddy out
for some quality time

so we can get to know one a--

'Nother.

[wheels squeaking]

Ooh! Isn't that nice?

[Foghorn Leghorn sighs]

What better way
to spend quality time

than with a gentlemanly game
of chess?

And to show you
what a gentleman I am,

I'm gonna let you go first.

Your move.

Not that move.

Move your king
and beat me at chess.

Little does that
old coot realize

I've booby trapped his king,

and as soon as he lifts it off
the board,

he's gonna have
an exclusive checkmate.

[laughs wickedly]

Heck, a beating's a beating.

[straining]

I say,
what's the matter, old-timer?

Just move the peace already.

Hold your horses, Flash!

Darn thing must be stuck.

[straining]

Old bag can swing a cane

but he can't move
one chess piece.

Oh, you old gray mare!

Just move your piece,
like this.

-[beeping rapidly]
-Uh-oh.

Checkmate, I guess.

Yes, sir,
nothing like two men bonding

over a large body of water.

Eh.

This ain't going to be so much
a fishing trip

as a walk-the-plank
scenario, you hear?

Uh-oh!

I say, Daddy,

we've hit some choppy waters.

Chop? I don't see any--

[screams]

Well, at least he caught
himself some sleep...

With the fishes, that is.

♪ I'm gonna live
in a nice house soon ♪

♪ Do-da ♪

-[thuds]
-Do... duh?

[chuckles nervously]

[sputtering] Mighty nice catch
you got there, old salt.

Sic him, Bertha.

[muffled] I say, uh,

let's try a less physical
pastime now.

I say, it sure is a fine day
for a hike.

The fresh air
surely makes a man reconsider

stonewalling their
daughter's matrimony,

I ain't changing
my mind, Cromwell,

but I might change your skull
into applesauce

if you keep a-yapping.

Well, you're just
being an old...

fool is what you're being.

There, you happy now?

Sorry I broke your toy.

Why, if I wasn't
such a dignified

and patient gentlemen, I'd...

Why, I'd...

You'd what?

I'd tell you to...

roll on outta here.

[screams]

He was a good man.

Stubborn as the hill is steep,
I'd say, but good.

[laughs mischievously]

[screaming]

[continues screaming]

And now that I'm set to marry
that little string bean,

I'm gonna live like a king
all winter long.

[grunts]

Well... Well, I say,

what are you still doing alive?

Alive?

I've never felt more alive!

That was the most fun
I've had in 97 years!

You've renewed my passion
for life, sonny boy.

You can marry my daughter.

I say, I surely do believe
in miracles.

Oh, it's so wonderful
two got along.

Now then, when's dinner,
my dearest?

Now, there's just one thing
left to do

before we get married.

I say, I say, huh?

We also need a blessing from...

my mother

and my sister Taylor,

my brother Kyle,
my Aunt Hester,
my cousin Bunsen,

my second cousin Rufus,

my rabid
Golden Retriever, Eloise,

my pet scorpion Shala--

What a featherweight.

[theme music playing]

[applauding]

I, the Great Daffini,

will perform amazing feats
of prestidigitation.

For this trick,
I shall need a volunteer.

Huh? Who, what, when,
where, how?

Thank you for volunteering,
my good sir.

If you please,
pick any card from the deck.

Memorize it,

and then place it back
in the deck.

Now I'll shuffle it
really thoroughly.

You can help too!

Thank you.

Now then, is this your card?

-No.
-Well, then, is this your card?

-No.
-Okay.

Then how about this one?

[sputters] No!

Say, what was your card anyway?

[sputters] The three of clubs!

Three of clubs, huh?

Three of clubs,
three of clubs...

I know there's a three of clubs
in here somewhere.

Now where could that little...

A-ha! There it is!

[laughs]

[sputters] Well,
what do you know...

the three of clubs.

[clattering]

[rattling and hissing]

[shivering]

[clattering]

[rattling and hissing]

[theme music playing]