Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 6 - Bugs Bunny in Pain Rent/Nest Effort - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

[grunting]

My invention is finally ready.

Now all I need is the proper
animal specimen
to test it with.

Oh, drat. Not a single
one left.

Delays, delays.

Gossamer.

[growling]

I need you to run
an errand, Gossamer.

[creaking]



Go out and find me
a small test subject.

And please try to bring it back
in one piece this time.

There. You know,
with the price
of carrots going up,

I gotta find a roommate
to help me pay rent.

Whoop!

[growling]

Got it. [whistling]

Oh, hey. Are you here
about the room?

Of course you are.

Well, come on in.
I'll give you a tour.

This here's the kitchen.
Here's the dining room,
the living room,

and this here's my room.

And over here
is your room.

Well, I think that
just about covers it.



So what do you say?
You want to be roommates?

Oh, good! Fantastic.

Aww! The big guy's
all tuckered out.

[yawning]

Boy, what a long day.

[sighing]

I guess finding a roommate
takes a lot out of you.

Huh?

Hey, where's my night mask?

[groaning]

It probably fell under
the bed again.

Ah, there it is.

[sighing]

All right.

Time for beddy-bye.

[rips]

[screaming]

Huh? [exclaims]
What was that?

[shouts] Hey!
What are you doing
in my bed?

Oh, I see.

Were you having
a little nightmare,
big guy?

I guess sleeping
in a new place
can be pretty scary.

I know! A little
late-night snack
will cheer you up.

[growling]

[Bugs] Ah, let's see
what we got here.

[humming]

Hard-boiled eggs,
leftover pizza,
pig knuckles...

Ah, here we go.

A nice, big hoagie.

Thanks for cutting it, Doc.

Half for you,
half for me.

Bleh!

Mmm.

Wow! Finished yours already?

-Here, you can
have mine, buddy.
-[gags]

[choking]

Sure is delicious,
ain't it?

[choking]

[gasps]

Oh, no! You're choking!

-I got ya, buddy!
-[Gossamer groaning]

Don't worry,
I got this.

-Hyah! Hyah!
-[Gossamer groaning]

[groans]

[Gossamer yelling]

[crashes]

[wheezing]

There now.
Feeling better, Red?

[vomits]

-Ugh, gross.
-[wheezing]

No good deed goes unpunished.

I got to wash this gunk
off of me.

[groaning]

[upbeat music playing
on radio]

[scatting]

[growling]

[grunting]

Hey, buddy, do you mind?
I'm taking a bath here!

-[Gossamer grunting]
-[loud banging]

Wait your turn,
will ya?

-[Gossamer grunting]
-[loud banging]

All right, all right.
I'm getting out. Geez.

[growling]

This better be
an emergency.

[skidding]

The nerve of some people,
I tell you.

Bathroom's all yours,
Your Majesty.

[struggling]

And don't forget
to clean the drain
when you're done.

-[electricity crackling]
-[yelling]

[groaning]

The nerve of that guy.

Maybe having a roommate
wasn't such a good idea
after all--

[groans]

All right, Mac.
I've been more than patient
with your behavior,

but you've been acting
like a complete monster!

I mean, I could accept
your giant, menacing claws...

[nervously] Your...
ferocious, yellow fangs?

[exclaims] And... And...
your large, evil eyes?

And your... your...

[whimpers]

You're perfect
just the way you are.

[chuckles nervously]

[growling]

[whooshing]

[growling]

-Hmm?
-Sammy boy!

What? No hug for
your dear old mother?

You know, I had
to find this place
all on my own

'cause you didn't call
and tell me you moved.

Not that you ever call.

And I can see why you didn't
want me to see this place.

It's a total pigsty.

-Hmm?
-Come on,
you got work to do.

Dust this furniture!

Sweep these floors!

Clean this toilet!

We're not done yet, mister.

-Wash these dishes!
-[exclaiming]

Vacuum the floor!

[groans]

Empty the trash!

Wash your laundry!

Now clean these rugs
and make your bed!

And for the last time,
every 5,000 miles,
you need to change your oil!

You know, son, I don't think
you're responsible enough
to take care of yourself.

So I've decided
that I'm moving in.

[screaming]

Ooh, that lazy monster.

If you want something
done right,
you have to do it--

[powering up]

[electricity crackling]

Well, that's one way
to avoid paying rent.

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

[sighs] Finally.

Oh, hello.

I'm all done installing
my very own
custom satellite dish.

Ooh, I'm so excited
to start watching all those
prestige TV dramas.

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

I can't wait
to see what's on.

[TV turns on]

Oh, well.
At least there's thousands
of other channels.

Hey, what kind of
nature network is this?

Dang, blasted, duck bottoms!

Time to go find out
what's wrong
with my satellite.

Huh?

[steaming]

[yelling] Hey!
What are you
doing in there?

Oh, heya, chum.

I was just flying by
and I saw the perfect place
to build a nest.

So here I am.
All settled in
to the new pad.

There's even room
for a mini fridge.

Mmm.

And you can't beat
this view, either.

Are you crazy
or something, Duck?

Why do you ask?

Because you can't
live there!

I can't?

Shouldn't I get
a two-weeks' notice
or something?

I got your two-week notice
right here.

One, two.

[Daffy screaming]

Good riddance.

Hopefully, that solves
my TV problem.

Now then,
let's try this again.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, boy! A murder mystery.
Now that's more like it.

The evidence presented
henceforth has allowed me
to draw a conclusion

to this murder mystery.

I deduce
that the killer is...

[gasps]

...is-- Oh, my word!

[clattering]

[growling]

Hey, you vagrant duck!
I told you
you can't live there!

And I'm not.

I'm renting it out
to other ducks.

Sorry about
this guy, Frank.

Great property.

Terrible neighbors.

Terrible neighbor's, huh?

I can't live next to
terrible neighbors.

Now, give me back
my security deposit.

[chuckles nervously]

[gulps]

[birds chirping]

Well, now that there's
a vacancy, maybe I can
just move back in?

Seeing as I still need
a place to live.

Move back in?

Uh, why would you want
to move back in there

when I happen to have
an even better place
for you to live?

-You do?
-Yes.

You just wait
right here.

What a pal!

That duck wants a house?
I'll give him a house.

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, Mr. Duck?

I have a lovely house
for you to live in.

Wow, this looks great!
[chuckling]

Thanks, mister.
I can't wait
to move in.

It's so spacious
in here.

Thanks a bunch!

Oh, of course.

Enjoy your new birdhouse.

Or should I say burn house.

[laughing maniacally]

Just a matter of time
before I hear him
screaming in agony.

[Daffy screaming]

[Daffy sighs]

[Daffy] Aw, yeah.
That's the stuff.

Hey, that's not a birdhouse!

Nah, that thing
got too warm.

So I turned
the rental property
into a hot tub.

That's not what it's for,
you meat-headed mallard!

It's not?

Then is it for this?

No, it's not
for laundry.

Oh, right.

It's obviously for this.

-[Elmer] No.
-How about this, mister?

-La-la-la-la-la-la--
-[Elmer] No!

-This?
-[Elmer] No!

Have some of this!

[screaming] No!
None of that!

I use it to watch
prestige TV dramas!

And now I'm going to do
what I should have done
five minutes ago!

[laughing maniacally]

Uh-oh.

[Elmer grunting]

-Whoo-hoo!
-[Elmer grunting]

-Whoo-hoo!
-[Elmer grunting]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[rips]

Looking for me?

[yelling]

[Daffy] Yoo-hoo!

[panting]

Phew. I might never
see the end
of this ladder.

Don't worry, cue ball.
You will.

[screaming]

[whirring]

[Elmer screaming]

[sighing]

The might have been
a bit mulch, but hey,
he looks chipper.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got to go find
a decent place to live.

This house works for me.

It even gets some
high-quality
TV programming.

I live here now.

[giggling maniacally]

[blubbering]

[theme music playing]