Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 4 - Crumb and Get It/Bugs Hole Gags 2: Mini Bugs/Construction Obstruction - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[both sigh]

[stammering] Good da...
Nice weather.

Indeed, good sir.

I just love feeding the...
the pigeo... birdies.

Same here.

[birds chirping]

[chirps]

It always makes me feel
so rela... rela... calm.

Me, too, pal.

[sighs]



[grunting]

[screams] Ahh!

[sighs] Ahh.

Yeah, so... relaxing.

Well, would you
look at that.

[chuckles]

[steam whistling]

[slow chuckle]

[chirping]

[angry chirping]

[electricity crackling]

[clattering]

What? Can't a guy around here
try to get an education?

Hmph!



[whistling]

[gasping and whistling]

-[choking]
-[broken whistling]

-[exhaling]
-[whistling]

[whistling]

[blows raspberry]

[shuddering]

[cracking]

Oh, my. Look at the...
the ti... the ti...
the hour.

See you next time, birdies.

Huh?

Wait!

[panting]

[screams] Wait!

[panting]

[grunting]

[panting]

[switch clicks]

[laughing maniacally]

I won!

[creaking]

-[loud crash]
-[bones crunch]

Eh, con... congratulations.

[birds chirping]

[stammering]
Th... Th... Than...
My gratitude.

[theme music playing]

[whooshing]

[theme music playing]

Oh, boy! I can't wait
to build my very own
skyrise condominium.

And all on this plot of land
in the heart of the city.

Eh, what's up, Doc?

Say, what are all these
construction materials
doing on my land?

Your land?
This is my land.

Property of Elmer J. Fudd.

Now, hold it, Doc.
Didn't you see
my mailbox?

Bugs Bunny.

That's me.

I don't care what
your name is.
You're trespassing.

Can you believe this guy?

Barging onto my land
and saying it's his own?

Why it's un-American!
Or is it very American?

-[engine starting]
-Huh?

And stay out!

[beeping]

Of course, you realize
this means--

[groans] ...war.

Time to get started with
a strong foundation.

Hey, what's going on here?

Keep it coming, Doc.

[grunts] Ohh!

Give me back
my foundation!

You got it, Mac.

What-- [gargling]

[grunts]

Oh, you wotten wabbit!

You'll be sorry when
I get my hands...
on... you.

[cracking]

Them's the breaks.

[whirring]

If that stupid wabbit thinks
he can stop me from
building my dream condo,

he's seriously mistaken.

Heya there, Mac!
What's with
the doohickey?

[exclaims] What?
Hey, get away
from my crane hook.

Hook? [chuckling]

Seems more like a hammock.

Gee, this sure is
comfy, Mac.

[grunts] Ooh!

All right. You asked
for it, wabbit.

[whirring]

-[clank]
-[engine sputtering]

-[engine hisses]
-Huh? What happened?

[dramatically]
Please, Mac! I give up!

I can't take no more!

[shrieking] Please!

Ooh.

[chuckling]

I got that wabbit
right where I want him.

-[cranking]
-Huh?

That doesn't look like
a bunny wabbit.

[stammering] I can explain.

Ow!

Uh, maybe doing some riveting
will get my mind off
that wotten wabbit.

Eh, [stuttering] rivet.

You really know
how to work
that tool, Mac.

Muah!

Stay off my property.

You know something?
That wabbit is really
starting to annoy me.

Ow!

-[whistle blowing]
-Lunch!

Oh, boy, oh, boy!
I just love lunchtime!

-[whistle blowing]
-Lunch is over!

Gee, lunch hours
are getting shorter
these days.

-[whistle blowing]
-Lunch!

Oh, boy! Lunch!

The best part of the day!

-[whistle blowing]
-Lunch is over!

Ooh, I'm going to call
my union about this.

-[whistle blowing]
-Lunch!

I'm not falling for that.

-[whistle blowing]
-[yelling] Lunch!

[slurping]

Baloney sandwich, here I come!

[train whistle blowing]

If I see that wabbit
one more time,

I swear I'm going
to murderize him.

Hiya, Rembrandt.

[exclaims] What?
What the heck
are you doing here?

Whoa, whoa!
Easy there, Mac.

I'm not here to trick ya.
I'm here to help ya.

Ooh!

Go ahead, Doc.
Take her for a roll.

Wow! I guess that wabbit
ain't such a bad guy
after all.

[explosion]

[chuckling]

That's the last straw, wabbit.

Good riddance.

All right, let's gentrify
this neighborhood.

[clattering]

Hooray!

My condo is complete.

Wow, congrats on your
new condo, bud.

Thanks.

I just got to collect
the property tax
on this joint

and you'll be all set.

Now, let's appraise
this property.

Uh-huh, mmm-hmm,
uh-huh, mmm-hmm,
uh-huh, ahh.

-[cash register dings]
-Which means you owe
$11 million in property taxes.

But I don't have
that kind of money.

Tough cookies, Doc.
I don't make the rules.

But that's my whole
life savings.

We've got to auction off
your place now.

Do I hear one dollar?
One dollar? One dollar?

I've got one dollar.

One dollar.

Do I hear more
than a dollar?
Just a penny more?

Anyone? Anyone?

Sold to
the handsome-looking wabbit!

Whoo-hoo! I won!

Hey, Mac. What are you doing
trespassing on my property?

Well, I... I was, uh--

[whistling]

Ahh!

Phew.

[slurping]

Eh, what's up, Doc?

My property value.

[theme music playing]