Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 3 - Skyscraper Scrap/Balloon Salesman: Feeling Down/The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[crashes]

[blows raspberry]

[banging]

[theme music playing]

Hey there, chum. What's wrong?

[sighing] Just feeling
a little bit down.

How about a balloon
to lift your spirits?

You know,
maybe I will have a balloon.

So, how do you feel now?

Honestly, about the same,
really.



Well, how about now?

-Uh... I guess, all right.
-And, now?

[stuttering] Oh, okay.

How about now?

Oh. [chuckles] Better.

-And, now?
-Pretty good.

-Now?
-Can't complain.

Now? How does
this one make you feel?

And now? And now?

Hey! You didn't pay for those!

-[explosion]
-[Porky screaming]

How you feeling now?

[mumbles indistinctly]

Well, how about a balloon?



[theme music playing]

[seagulls squawk]

Careful now, mates.

Don't want
that cargo getting loose.

It's carrying
the most vicious creature
on earth.

The Tazmanian Devil!

[banging]

-Keep it steady!
-I'm trying!

The rope's not gonna hold!

[gasps]

[crash]

[growls]

The Tasmanian Devil is loose!

[all screaming]

[growling]

[stomach grumbling]

Taz hungry!

[sniffing]

[grumbles]

Taz hates vegetables!

Taz want meat!

[breathing heavily]

Boy! That's the last time
I doze off in a carrot patch.

What is this place?
Where the heck am I?

Guess I'd better take
a look around.

Let's see here.

Hot damn!
Get a load of this.

I'm on a tropical cruise.

Better slip into something
more comfortable.

Now that's more like it.

[grunting]

Whoa!

Ah, this is the life.

[growling]

Ah, the towel boy.

Thanks, I could use
an extra towel...

Boy!

[yells]

-[slicing]
-[grunts]

[Taz snarling]

Towel boy! You're back?

Thanks, but I don't need
any more towels.

Hey, towel boy.

Anyone ever teach you
about personal space?

Me not towel boy.

Me murderous,
carnivorous savage.

You know, I think he's right.

-[growling]
-[yelping]

Yeesh! How am I
gonna get rid of this guy?

[chews noisily, gulps]

[burps]

Abandon ship!
We hit an iceberg!

The ship is sinking!

Quick! Everyone
to the lifeboats.

Hey! Not so fast.

Women and children first,
buddy.

[Taz crying, mumbles]

[Bugs] Psst.

Hey, Doc, come here.

You wanna get off this ship?

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Well, you're in luck.
I can help you.

Put this on.

There you go.

Thank you.

Hold it. Women
and children first, bud.

But I is children.

Oh, really?

What's your name?

[stuttering] My name...

Tazilda?

Aww, how adorable.

Aren't you just the cutest?

[Taz grunts]

[grumbles]

[Taz snarls]

All right, sweetheart.

-You can board the life boat.
-[exclaims excitedly]

Hang on!

We have one more kid. [grunts]

[giggling]

Well, that's
the end of that goon.

Why for you sink Taz's boat

to the bottom
of the jellyfish filled ocean?

[laughs nervously]

Perfect,
you've already started.

We've got a shipment to prepare
and we're late.

But Taz looking for rabbit.

You'll be looking
for a new job if you
don't do what I tell you.

Now, put that crate down here.

Excellent, grab another.

Stack that one on top of here.

Now, put that one right here.

Now, here.

Here. Over there.

Up there. Down there.

On top of here. Under there.

Ease that one in.
Drag that one out.

[panting]

[Bugs] And that one goes
right over there.

Great work, Mac.

Now, you can take a breather.

[Taz sighs wearily]

-[structure rumbling]
-Oh?

Uh-oh.

Great job, Mac.

[giggling]

You're really crushing it.

[growls]

Uh... [chuckles nervously]

Now, take it easy
there, grizzly.

Don't get too worked up now.

You don't want
to overstress, do you?

[snarls]

Think about your health.

You could give yourself
a heart attack.

Doc, please!

Calm yourself!

[growling continues]

Bad Taz.
You're being a bad boy.

[whimpers, cries]

Gee, man.
What you crying for?

I only tapped you.

[Taz] Look!

[whimpers, cries]

[theme music playing]