Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 5, Episode 10 - Ralph Phillips in Livin' the Daydream/Duck Hunting Gag: Holograms/Petunia Pig in Fake it 'Til You Bake It - full transcript

[theme music playing]

Ralph? Ralph!

Ralph Phillips!
You're daydreaming again.

I told you to stay close to me.

After all, we still have
plenty of shopping to do.

Why, there's the shoe store,
the perfume counter at Lacy's,

we have to get a gift
for your Auntie Sue...

[groans]

...and get you
some new clothes
for back to school.

Now,
stop dragging your feet
and let's go.

Oh, do we have to?



Yes, we have to,

and we're not leaving
until I'm finished.

Now, let's see here.

Oh! Now, this is cute.

[sighs wearily]

[roaring]

Looks like it's my lucky day.

I've been in the market
for a bear skin rug.

[roaring]

Hold still, will ya?

Get off of me,
ya overstuffed teddy bear!

-[Ralph struggling]
-[Mrs. Phillips] Ralph!

If only
I could look around
for five minutes

without you
getting into trouble.



There!

That oughta keep you
out of trouble for a bit.

[music playing on ride]

[dramatic music playing]

[snickers]
Fool around with me,
will you?

[laughing]

[gasping]

[all laughing]

For heaven's sake, Ralph!
You're going to catch a cold.

Now let's go.

I thought I told you ninjas
to stay out of Gotham.

Well, this is the last time.

[grunting]

[panting]

[clears throat]

Ralph Phillips!

What has gotten into you?
We are leaving.

Wait until your father
hears about this.

[sighs]
The slammer's
a rough place,

but it sure beats
shopping for clothes.

Hi, everyone.

It's duck season,

but guns are frowned upon
in today's cartoons. So...

I'll have to use
a different strategy,

like the magic of holograms.

[chuckles]

Now, let's see here.

There it is!
A digital duck decoy.

[hologram whooping]

Say... Now that's something!

I wonder what this button does.

Hmm, that's no good.

Oh! Hello, handsome.

What do you say
you and me get some lunch?

[theme music playing]

[sputtering] Golly, Petunia,

this has been
such a great birthday.

You sure did spoil me.

Well, Porky,

now that
you've opened up
all your presents,

there's still
one more thing
for you

to enjoy on your birthday.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

I've been waiting
all year for this.

[both] It's cake time!

That's right,
and it's not just any cake.

Not just any cake?

Uh-huh.

I baked this one all by myself.

A homemade cake!
I can hardly wait.

Oink, oink!

Actually, I have never
baked a day in my life.

Don't tell Porky. [giggles]

This cake
means so much
to my Porky,

and I just want him
to have the best birthday ever!

[Porky] Oh, boy,

I even got my custom cake knife
all shined and ready to go.

I can't wait to taste a slice.

I'm ready for my cake, darling.

Oh, I'm sorry, Porky,

but there's actually
no cake this year.

I see.

[gasps]

[sputtering] You need any help
in there, sweetums?

Oh, uh, no. I... I'm just
adding the finishing touches.

[giggles]

Oh, no! What am I gonna do?

I can't disappoint Porky
with no cake.

And the bakery is closed
by now.

Oh! I know.

I can actually bake him a cake.

How hard can it be?

Okay, let's see.

First thing, get big bowl.

Bowl, bowl, bowl!

[gasps] Bowl!

[exclaims]

Hmm. Next, add some flour.

[gasps]
Flour, flour...
and flower!

Okay. One teaspoon of oil.

[gasps] Oil!

Only synthetic for my Porky.

Phew! Now, eggs, eggs...

Oh, not enough time
to check the fridge!

-[door closes]
-[rustling]

[crashing]

[sighs] This oughta do.

[gasps] Wow! Looks like
someone wants to help me bake.

Whoa!

I can almost taste
that homemade cake now.

[Petunia shouting, struggling]

[giggles] Talk about
farm fresh ingredients.

Huh. I wonder
what's taking so long in there.

Maybe I'll go check up on her.

Oh! Hiya, Porky.

Uh, what you doing over here?

'Cause I'm just... [chuckling]
uh, looking for the candles.

Oh, I know exactly
where they are.

Oh. [chuckles]
Me too.

Look, they're right over there.

Oh, really?

'Cause I could have sworn
they were in the--

-[Porky snoring]
-[Petunia struggling]

Just take a quick nap,

and I'll be right out
with that cake.

That should buy me enough time.

And now we mix the ingredients.

Now, let's see.
The next step says to--

[gasps] Oh, no! My book!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!

And now, to bake it.

[Porky sputtering]
What the... Cake.

Is the cake ready--

[speaking indistinctly]

Just one more minute, Porky.

[snoring] That's all, folks.

Let's speed this up a bit.

Huh. That should do it.

It should be ready in no time.

[gasps]

Hey! Not too shabby
for a first-time baker.

And now for the candle.

There.

Oh. [mumbles]

Huh?

[giggles]
Happy birthday, Porky!

Oh, wow. A homemade cake
from my sweetheart.

[sputters] What more
could a pig wish for?

[inhales]

Go ahead, have a slice.

Don't mind if I do.

Uh, are you sure
this cake is safe to eat?

Of course it is, silly.

I followed a recipe.

Tell me what you think.

Oh... Okay.

[laughs nervously]

[sputters] What harm can it do?

Enjoy.

Oh, Porky, I'm so sorry.

I never meant
for this
to happen.

It's okay, Petunia.

With that cake buried,
we're both safe now.

Maybe we can go out
for some pie instead.

Oh! Sound good to me,

as long as
it doesn't have snake eggs.

[Porky sputters]
Best birthday ever.

[theme music playing]