Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Hare Restoration/TNT Trouble/Plumber's Quack - full transcript

[theme music playing]

[groaning]

[smacks lips]

Ah, my achin' head.

What happened last night?

[exclaims in disgust]

This water don't smell right.

[sniffs]

[gags]

Matter of fact,

kinda smells like...



[Elmer]
♪ Wabbit stew ♪

♪ Wabbit stew ♪

♪ Wabbit, wabbit
Wabbit stew ♪

Eh, what's cookin', Doc?

I'm making wabbit stew
for my big date tonight.

So, uh...

you're what's cookin'.

[laughing]

[screams] Me?

That's, uh,
quite the predicament.

♪ Wabbit stew
For my sweetie-poo ♪

Whoa! Oh-oh. Steamy!

Geez Louise!

I guess it's going to
be a blind date,



'cause you're gonna
blind your date

with the glare off
of your chrome dome.

I'm not bald!

Well, maybe
I'm thinning a little.

You know what, Doc?

I think I can help ya.

Help me what?

Regrow your hair!

Oh, sure, Wabbit.

Why don't you show me,
after I eat you?

Just take a minute
with the brochure.

My patent-pending, multi-step

hair-rejuvenation procedure

guarantees results, Doc!

And who knows more
about hair than a hare?

Picture it now!
The doorbell rings.

She's right outside.

- You open the door, and blam!
- [metal clangs]

She sees your dashing

[coughs] face,

surrounded by silky,

golden locks.

She'll be smitten.

- [wolf-whistle]
- Hiya, toots!

[woman] Oh! What a man!

So, whaddaya say, Doc?

Want me to help
you out, or what?

Oh, boy! I'm in!

[Bugs] Step one is tenderize.

We gotta loosen up
those crusty ol' follicles

with a good old-fashioned
scalp massage.

Okay, but no funny business,
Wabbit.

Wouldn't dream of it.

- Now, hold your head like this!
- [neck snaps]

Oh!

Oh, that feels pwetty good!

[mumbling gibberish]

Ow!

[screaming]

Ohh!

What's goin' on back there?

[in Italian accent] Hey-a! Don't
you worry a little thing there, eh, Doc.

This is all a part of
the procedure, huh?

Hey-a, in you go!

Hold it, Wabbit!
I don't have any hair yet.

And I'm starting to think
you might be messin' with me.

[in normal voice] Eh, don't
get all hot under the collar, Doc.

That was just step one.

Step two is energize.

Energize?

Yeah, first, I must apply
this conductive gel,

so youse get a nice, even
treatment across the scalp.

You may feel a little pinch.

Yow!

Get it off me!
Get it off me!

You want hair, don't ya?

Fine, just hurry!

But of course, Doc.
Okay, let 'er rip!

[engine starts]

- [electricity crackling]
- [yelping]

[coughs]

You twicked me, Wabbit!

My date's gonna be here,
and I still don't have hair.

Don't worry, Doc.

The brochure says
step three is improvise.

Impwovise?

Improvise!

Huh? Where did he go?

Shh!

Hey!

[inhales deeply]

[drilling]

Oh!

I'm not falling for any more
of your twicks, Wabbit!

[classical ballet music playing]

[music stops]

Any last words?

Well, tell my Ma
I wove her, and...

Wait a minute!

You twicked me again!

That's it!

No more games!

It's time for stew!

[choking]

But, Doc,

look, hair!

I said no more ga... Huh?

[gasps] I'm beautiful!

[gasps] Oh, thank you,
Mr. Wabbit!

Thank you, Mr. Wabbit!

No problem, Doc.

[doorbell rings]

She's here!

[woman screams]

What kind of animal

doesn't even shave
before a date?

Well, you know what they say...

Hair today, gone tomowwow.

[theme music playing]

[meat searing]

Beep, beep!

[wind whooshing]

[signal transmitting]

Beep, beep!

[theme music playing]

[water running]

[water stops]

Evewy dwop counts,
when you're in a dwought.

[laughs]

Oh, gwacious, maybe
I should call a pwumber.

Did somebody call for a plumber?

Um... technically, no.

But are you quawified?

Of course I'm qualified, chum.

I got a hat with a wrench
embroidered on it, don't it?

Well, I guess
that makes you quawified.

Now let's see here,
let's see. Hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Tap water!

Just as I suspected.

Mac, you got a leaky faucet.

I know that.
That's why I need a pwumber.

Plumber? Plumber? Where?

I thought you were the pwumber!

Oh, [chuckles nervously]
right you are!

Just taking measurements now.

The technical nature of this job

cannot be understated.

[water running]

Uh...

[crashing]

Hey! Do you even know
what you're doing?

But of course!

I would have had it, if you
didn't break my concentration.

Lucky for you, I have a plan B.

- [flute playing]
- [camera snake hisses]

With this here camera snake,

I can survey the inside of
your pipe in high-res detail.

[flute playing]

Okay, let's see here,

let's see.

[gasps] Are you aware

there's a ton of hair
in your sink?

Oh, heavens!
I had no idea!

Eek! This is the ugliest clog
I've ever seen!

Is it bad?

Oh, it's very bad.

I gotta get in closer.

[beeping]

[gasps] Good gravy!

I've never seen
anything like this!

Welp, the bad news is,

there's a brain in your pipes.

The good news is,
it's really small.

Pipes this bad gots to go!

Is all this pwocedure necessawy,

- to get wid of a dwi...
- [clangs]

You can't make an omelet without
breaking a few bones, I always say.

[whooping]

Ooh! Gotta fix that, too.

Much better.

Oh, and, uh,
watch your head, Mac!

[yelps]

Phew!

Don't you ever flush?

Enough is enough!

I'm going to shut that
lousy leak off at the source!

But the main water
suppwy is out back.

Yeah, yeah, I know
where I'm goin'.

Fella doesn't realize,

all professional plumbers know
where the main water supply is.

Oh, that duck better huwwy.

I'm wasting gawwons
by the minute.

[whistling]

That oughta hold it.

[metal creaking]

[rumbling]

Where is that skwewy duck?

Hey! I'm back!

How's it goin'?
Did I fix the leak?

No, you didn't.

[rumbling]

You did try turning
the knobs, didn't you?

Ooh! Of course I did,
you birdbwain!

You're the wousiest
pwumber ever!

[rumbling]

Uh, Mac?

Hold on!

I'm not done wepwimanding you.

[choking]
But... but... but!

[gasps]

My house!

It's wooined!

Compwetewy obwitewated!

[wailing]

Look on the bright side, Mac!

No leak!

[Daffy whooping]

[theme music playing]