Living Single (1993–1998): Season 4, Episode 13 - Mother Inferior - full transcript
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE ON CHAPTER ONE OF
THE HOW‐TO‐JUGGLE BOOK.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M ON CHAPTER SIX.
CHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE WERE
"GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FINGERS."
HEY, HEY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, OBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?
GIRL, THE VAN HIT A POTHOLE
THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND.
TOOK KYLE AND I ABOUT AN HOUR
TO GET IT OFF TO
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
AND KYLE WAS SO SHAKEN
HE HAD HIMSELF DRY‐CLEANED.
WELL, SOMEONE HAD
TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB
TO DIVERT THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
WELL, HOW'S THE VAN?
OH, GIRL, I'M AFRAID THAT, UH...
OLD VANTASIA'S REACHED
THE END OF HER ROAD.
CAN'T DO NOTHING NOW
BUT GO DOWN TO
THE POLICE AUCTION
AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING
DIRT‐CHEAP AND SERVICEABLE.
THAT'S WHERE KYLE
GOT HIS LAST CAR.
OR WAS IT HIS LAST DATE?
CURSE THE SCIENTIST
THAT THAWED YOU OUT.
KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU COME
DOWN TO THE AUCTION WITH US?
YOUR NEGOTIATING
SKILLS WILL COME IN HANDY
AS WE HAGGLE OVER THE HOOPTIES.
OVERTON, ALTHOUGH I PRIDE MYSELF
ON MY ABILITY TO HOOPTIE‐HAGGLE
I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
THAT'S TOO BAD,
'CAUSE ISN'T THE AUCTION
NEXT DOOR TO THE
ITALIAN SHOE OUTLET?
AND WE'RE STILL SITTING HERE?!
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING
TO MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
Captioning sponsored by FOX
BROADCASTING COMPANY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PUTTING ALL THE
PROSPECTS I DATED LAST YEAR
INTO TWO PILES.
"GUYS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES"
AND "GUYS WHO RAN
SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT"?
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN'T
SEPARATE MY OLD DATES
INTO "TOOTHLESS" AND "JOBLESS."
THIS PILE... ARE LOSERS.
CUTE LOSERS.
POTENTIAL LIFEMATES.
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
HENCE, MY FUNK.
WHAT ABOUT THAT
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
YOU DATED LAST WEEK?
HE E‐MAILED YOU A
PICTURE OF A DOZEN ROSES.
AH, YES, DWIGHT
THE MAN WHO SHARED A
BUNK BED WITH HIS MAMA.
HEY, UM, WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN SHUSH YOU
WHEN YOU TALK
BACK TO THE SCREEN.
SORRY. I'M MEETING
CHARLES AT THE THEATER.
OOH, THE THEATER.
I CAN DO THE THEATER.
WHAT'S PLAYING?
A DISEASED LUNG. WE'RE
WATCHING AN OPERATION
AT THE SURGICAL THEATER
IN ST. VINCENT'S HOSPITAL.
GOT TO GET THERE
EARLY FOR GREAT SEATS.
YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE HEART
PUMPING FROM THE FRONT ROW.
YOU KNOW, I'D HANG
WITH YOU, REGINE
BUT HELL HASN'T
COMPLETELY FROZEN OVER YET.
FRIENDS, AFRICANS, COUNTRYMEN
LEND ME YOUR EARS.
WE ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS
OF A BRAND‐NEW
LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.
YEAH.
OVERTON CAME PERILOUSLY
CLOSE TO PURCHASING A PANEL VAN
WITH SHAG CARPET AND A
CHAIN‐LINK STEERING WHEEL.
YEAH, AND THEN I SAW THE
TWINKLE IN MY BABY'S EYE
WHEN SHE SAW
THAT CLASSY CHASSIS.
SO FROM NOW ON
ME AND GIRLY GOING
TO BE RIDING IN STYLE.
I'M OFF TO PRECONDITION
MY EXQUISITE NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES
AND PICK UP MY
EQUALLY EXQUISITE DATE.
I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR
BUYING THOSE SHOES‐‐
SEEING AS THEY WERE ONCE
A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE
OPTED FOR SNAKESKIN
BUT I CAN GET THAT FROM
YOU DURING MOLTING SEASON.
HEY, OBIE AND SYNCLAIRE
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A SPIN
IN YOUR NEW VEHICLE.
UH, WELL, UH... I WAS PLANNING
ON A MAGICAL EVENING
OF ROMANCE WITH MY BABY.
I SUPPOSE YOU COULD
JOG ALONGSIDE THE CAR.
NEVER MIND.
I'LL JUST STAY AT HOME.
ALONE.
PONDERING THE MEANING
OF LOST FRIENDSHIP.
COOL. COOL.
HELLO.
HEY, MA.
WELL, GEE, AS TEMPTING AS
BOWLING WITH THE GIRLS SOUNDS
NAH, I GOT PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
OH, GEE, THERE'S MY DATE NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU TOO, MA. BYE.
OKAY, THAT'S ONE LUIGI'S
SATURDAY SHUT‐IN SPECIAL.
YOU KNOW, UH... I
GET OFF AT 11:00.
NO.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.
THE PIZZA MAN'S GOT A STEADY JOB
AND YOU DAMN SURE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT WHISKER BURN.
HEY, MOM.
YEAH. UH... MY DATE
HAD TO CANCEL.
YEAH. HE, UH, HAD
TO MAKE A DELIVERY.
HE'S AN OBSTETRICIAN.
SO, LISTEN, UM, HOW ABOUT YOU
AND ME GO TO DINNER TONIGHT
AT THE FOUR ROSES, HUH?
MY TREAT.
GREAT. COOL. OKAY.
OH. UH, MOM, LISTEN, UM...
THE FOUR ROSES
ISN'T A BUFFETERIA.
YEAH. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE
THE SPANDEX CULOTTES
AT HOME, OKAY?
SO, WHEN RITA TOLD ME
THIS DWIGHT WAS A
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
I THOUGHT, "BABY"
THERE'S A LOT OF
CHIPS IN THEM CHIPS."
BUT, MA, I WANT SOMEBODY
WHO'S MORE INTO
ME THAN HIS MOTHER.
I WANT SOMEBODY WHOSE
FACE JUST LIGHTS UP
WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
BABY, IF YOU WANT TO
LAND THE PERFECT MAN
THAN YOU COULD START BY ADDING
A LITTLE FLASH AND
DAZZLE TO YOUR WARDROBE.
EXCUSE ME, MADAM.
COULD YOU MOVE A
LITTLE TO THE LEFT?
YOUR HEADGEAR IS BLINDING
THE COUPLE AT THE NEXT TABLE.
HEY, UH... HOW ABOUT
WE ORDER, HUH?
OOH, SCALLOPS.
HMM, AND AT MARKET PRICE.
LET'S SEE, THAT'S 2.99 A POUND.
I'M GETTING ME A
POUND OF SCALLOPS.
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
OH, YEAH.
WHAT A SILLY NAPKIN
TO LEAVE YOUR LAP.
I'M HARRISON.
I'M LAVERNE.
HELLO.
PLEASE, LET ME GET
YOU ANOTHER NAPKIN.
DO... DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
UH‐HUH.
HARRISON.
HARRISON CUSHMORE.
AS IN CUSHMORE MINING
CUSHMORE COLLEGE,
CUSHMORE ISLAND.
I BET HE'S GOT BEAUTIFUL FEET.
OOH.
LAVERNE, WOULD
YOU AND YOUR SISTER
LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER?
OH... OH...
WELL, OH, REGINE'S
NOT MY SISTER.
OH, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
GOD, I HAD HER WHEN
I WAS... WHAT? TEN?
I WOULD HAVE GUESSED EIGHT.
HARRISON, I'M SORRY
BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO HAVE A PLEASANT DINNER.
I JUST CAME TO BE WITH REGINE.
I, UH... TELL YOU WHAT,
WHY DON'T YOU TWO KIDS
JUST, UH, CARRY ON
WITHOUT ME, HUH?
OH.
REGINE...
ARE YOU SURE?
I INSIST.
OH, WHAT AN AMAZING EVENING.
EVERYWHERE WE WENT IN THAT CAR
PEOPLE JUST STARED.
THAT'S CAUSE YOU
SPENT THE WHOLE TIME
YELLING OUT THE WINDOW,
"HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT US.
WE GOT OURSELVES
A STINKING LINCOLN."
HEY, OVERTON.
YOU'RE PRETTY BOLD
TO BE DRIVING AROUND
IN A SEDAN THAT ONCE
BELONGED TO THE MOB.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAX?
THAT CAR'S LAST OWNER
WAS A SMALL‐TIME HOOD
NAMED JOHNNY FATS.
HE WAS STABBED,
STRANGLED, RUN OVER
AND STUFFED IN THE
TRUNK‐‐ NOT IN THAT ORDER.
UM, THAT CAR WAS A
KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
YOU KNOW FOR A
FACT THAT'S THE CAR?
WELL, IF YOU LOOK REAL
CLOSELY AT THE GRILL
YOU'LL SEE A DENT IN THE
SHAPE OF A MAN'S FACE
SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.
ENJOY.
OBIE, I CANNOT RIDE IN A
CAR THAT WHACKED FATS.
AW, GIRLY, COME ON.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT CAR.
AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR
BABY, LITTLE SYNCLOVERTON
HE OR SHE WILL LOVE IT TOO.
I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST SELL IT?
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
BUT FIRST PEEL OFF
MY "I BRAKE FOR
TROLLS" BUMPER STICKER.
HEY.
HEY.
SO, HOW'S THE ROMANCE
BETWEEN MOMMY
AND THE MILLIONAIRE?
DID HE BUY HER A NECKLACE,
A BRACELET, NEW JERSEY?
NOW, HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
MY MOM AND, UH, HARRISON?
SHE HASN'T CALLED ME IN A WEEK.
I'LL GET IT.
OH, LORD, WE GOT TO GET
CALLER I. D. FOR THE DOOR.
FABULOUS, MOTHER HUNTER.
YOU'RE LIKE A MOVIE
STAR, ONLY BRIGHTER.
HARRISON'S TAKING ME
TO THE OPERA TONIGHT.
HONEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING
THAT'LL GO WITH THIS?
COUPLE OF BENGAL
TIGERS AND A WHIP.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY CLOWN GLOVES MIGHT
WORK. JUST BE CAREFUL.
DON'T PRESS ON THE THUMB OR
ELSE YOUR SHOES WILL EXPLODE.
I'LL GO GET THEM.
OH, KHADIJAH‐BOO,
HARRISON IS SUCH A GOOD MAN.
HE'S...
OH, HE'S DECENT,
GENEROUS AND SO WITTY.
HMM. JUST THE KIND OF MAN
YOU'D WANT TO BRING
HOME TO DAUGHTER.
OOH, AND, GIRL, WHEN MY
MAN TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT
MMM... BULL‐YA!
NOTHING BUT MUSCLE.
NO, GIRL.
GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY
A COUPLE OF TIMES
DON'T MAKE HIM YOUR MAN.
WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH
HIM 12 TIMES IN TEN DAYS.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM, REGINE?
A PEST.
WELL, I HAVE A FEELING
THIS PEST MAY BE
AROUND A LONG TIME.
OOH, I WONDER IF
HARRISON COULD ASK
BO DIDDLEY TO SING
AT THE WEDDING.
I GUESS ANYTHING IS
POSSIBLE... IN YOUR WORLD.
HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR TONE, REGINA.
MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE
TAKEN BY HIM, ALL RIGHT?
BUT... CUSHMORE IS WAY
OUT OF YOUR BOWLING LEAGUE.
ONCE THE NOVELTY OF YOUR
JERSEY GIRL CHARM WEARS OFF
HE'LL BE GONE.
REGINE.
YOU'D THINK
THAT WHEN SOMETHING GOOD
FINALLY HAPPENS IN MY LIFE
MY OWN DAUGHTER
WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, IF THERE IS
ONE THING I CANNOT STAND
IS A MELODRAMATIC EXIT.
I MEAN, I GIVE AND I GIVE
AND WHAT DO I GET BACK BUT PAIN!
SMASHING PERFORMANCE
ON BOTH SIDES.
OH, SO, DID YOU SELL
THE DEATH MOBILE YET?
NO.
WHEN THE GUY ASKED
ABOUT TRUNK CAPACITY
ONE OF US SAID THERE
WAS ENOUGH ROOM
FOR A BODY AND A BASEBALL BAT.
PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
ABOUT A CAR'S PREVIOUS OWNER.
WOULD YOU BUY A FRIDGE
IF YOU KNEW IT BELONGED
TO JEFFREY DAHMER?
YOU KNOW, LOVE BUG
WE WOULDN'T BE
STUCK WITH THIS CAR
IF THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW IT
YOU HADN'T SAID,
"OH, LOOK, A LINCOLN.
JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE
CITY IN NEBRASKA."
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT
THE POWER SEAT
MADE YOU FEEL LIKE
EMPEROR OF ALL HANDYMEN!
MUST I YET AGAIN
STEP INTO THE FRAY
AND DOUSE THE
FIRES OF ANTIPATHY?
HUH?
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.
WELL... COME ON.
I'M SORRY, MY WIFE‐IN‐WAITING.
I'M SORRY TOO, MY
GONNA‐BE‐GROOM.
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
YOU KNOW, OVERTON
THEY SAY A CAR IS STOLEN
EVERY 15 MINUTES IN THE CITY.
HERE.
WHAT SINISTER PLAN
IS THAT EGGHEAD
OF YOURS HATCHING?
SIMPLY PARK YOUR VEHICLE
AND FORGET TO LOCK IT.
IF IT IS THERE IN THE MORNING,
YOU WERE MEANT TO KEEP IT.
IF IT IS NOT, YOU ARE MEANT TO
CALL THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
YOU KNOW, KYLE, YOU GOT A GIFT
FOR MAKING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY
SHADY SEEM... ALMOST NOBLE.
OVERTON, I AM A STOCKBROKER.
COME ON.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
LOOK WHOSE MAMA
MADE THE SOCIETY PAGE
WEARING PLAID GAUCHOS.
HOW DID SHE GET HARRISON
TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA IV?
OH, YOU COULD TAKE A
LESSON FROM YOUR MOM
ON HOW TO SNAG MR. RIGHT.
THE DAY I NEED LESSONS
FROM MY MOTHER
IS THE DAY I DANCE
NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE
SINGING "DISCO INFERNO."
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM TIMES SQUARE.
YOU'LL SCARE THE PIGEONS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.
I'M GOING TO TREAT
MYSELF TO DINNER
AT THE FOUR ROSES.
IT IS TRES CHIC TO DINE ALONE.
AU CONTRAIRE, MA
PETITE LEPRECHAUN.
"TRES CHIC" MEANS "STYLISH."
THE WORD YOU
WANT IS "PATHETIQUE."
HEY, YOU KNOW, IF
YOU TORCH THE TABLE
YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE FIREMAN.
I'M NOT HERE TO MEET
ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?
AND IF YOU'RE HERE TO LECTURE ME
MAKE IT QUICK.
HARRISON DUMPED YOUR MOTHER.
PASS THE BUTTER.
WHAT?!
YEP. MY MOM CALLED.
HARRISON BROKE IT
OFF, JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
BROCCOLI!
HMM, POOR MOM.
AND WHY WAS I JUST BORN
WITH THIS CURSE OF
ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?
IF YOU WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING NOW
YOUR MOTHER COULD
USE SOME COMFORTING.
OOH, SAUCE.
YEAH, I GUESS.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO LAY OFF THAT SAUCE
'CAUSE THIS GOT YOU TRIPPING.
UH‐UH. COME ON, KHADIJAH.
THE OTHER NIGHT
WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME
MY MOTHER DITCHED ME.
HOW ABOUT ALL OF
THOSE TIMES AFTER SCHOOL
AND I HAD TO COME
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
AND SUFFER THROUGH YOUR
MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF SURPRISE?
FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS CHILI.
AND THE ONLY REASON
YOU WERE AT OUR HOUSE
IS BECAUSE YOUR MOM
TOOK A SECOND JOB
JUST SO SHE COULD BUY YOU
THAT JUNIOR WIG TRAVEL CASE.
OKAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT
ALL THOSE COLD MORNINGS
THAT I HAD TO WALK TO YOUR HOUSE
SO THAT YOUR MOM
COULD DRIVE US TO SCHOOL?
OKAY. SO, WHAT ABOUT
WHEN SHE SOLD THE CAR
JUST SO SHE COULD GET
YOU BRACES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES
AND ROLLER DISCO LESSONS?
♪ WHOO‐WHOO! ♪
IS THIS AN INCREDIBLY
LONG WAY OF SAYING...
I'M PETTY, SELFISH
AND SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO MY MOTHER?
I WAS GOING TO SAY
"OBNOXIOUS AND UNGRATEFUL"
BUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORDS.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
ANY LUCK, MAN?
FOUR DAYS AND OLD
MR. LINCOLN'S STILL THERE.
DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.
CAN WE HELP YOU?
CAN ONE OF YOU FINE GENTLEMEN
TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT
FIND OVERTON JONES?
UM... I'M OVERTON JONES.
CRAZY JOEY.
JOHNNY FATS' NEPHEW.
I'M PREPARED TO OFFER
YOU A GENEROUS SUM
TO TAKE THAT LINCOLN
OFF YOUR HANDS.
DO TELL, CRAZY.
THERE IS ONE PROVISO:
YOU MUST HELP ME CARRY
OUT MY UNCLE'S WISHES
TO BE BURIED IN THE CAR.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU WANT US TO
GET YOUR DEAD UNCLE
PUT HIM IN THE
BACK OF MY LINCOLN
AND BURY THE WHOLE SHEBANG?
OH, AFTER WE DIG
HIM UP, OF COURSE.
OKAY. SO, WHAT IF WE SAY NO?
I DON'T KNOW.
NO ONE'S EVER SAID
NO TO ME BEFORE.
I'D HAVE TO COME
UP WITH SOMETHING.
I KNOW‐‐
I'LL TELL MY OTHER
UNCLE BENNY THE HOOK.
HE'S VERY CREATIVE.
UH... UH...
WHY DON'T WE JUST
FIND SOME SHOVELS?
YOU KNOW, THAT
HOOK THING, MAN...
YES!
HEY.
NE‐NE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE MISS THAT PRETTY LITTLE FACE
AND THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ATTITUDE.
YES, REALLY GREAT
TO SEE ALL OF YOU TOO.
WE MUST GET TOGETHER
AT THE NEXT PORK
RIND EATING CONTEST.
EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO TALK TO MOM.
NOT NOW, REGINE. I'M BOWLING.
NO, MOM, YOU ARE NOT
BOWLING, ALL RIGHT?
YOU ARE TRYING TO
DROWN YOUR PAIN
IN BLUE‐COLLAR ACTIVITY.
LET'S PUT DOWN THE BALL.
MOMMY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
YES!
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...
WHOO‐WHOO, HEY!
I‐I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.
YOU...
YOU JUST GOT DUMPED,
AND YOU SEEM OKAY.
HOW DO YOU BOUNCE BACK SO FAST
AND WHY DIDN'T I
INHERIT THAT ABILITY?
BABY GIRL, IT'S JUST A MAN.
GIRL, I HAD ONE IN THE '70s...
ONE IN THE '80s...
NOW I DONE HAVE ONE IN THE '90s.
I GUESS YOU COULD
JUST TAKE THE REST
OF THE DECADE OFF, HUH?
YOU KNOW, REGINE,
I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU'RE SO DETERMINED
TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP
BUT DON'T SWEAT THE BREAKUP.
SHOOT, IT'S THEIR LOSS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HEY, THIS ONE WAS
DEFINITELY HARRISON'S LOSS.
WELL, COME ON, NE‐NE.
BREAK SOME DINOSAUR TEETH.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
REGINE... WHAT?
I THINK YOU HAVE AN
ADMIRER OVER THERE.
EVENING, PROFESSOR JACKSON.
POOR MAN.
ALL THAT GORGEOUS BRAIN POWER...
AND HIM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD.
CLUMSY ME.
OH, PROFESSOR...
AH, SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
Joey: WELL, MY FRIENDS.
OUR JOB IS DONE.
I THANK YOU AND MY
UNCLE FATS THANKS YOU.
AUTOMATIC ANTENNA... I HOPE.
YOU'RE ON CHAPTER ONE OF
THE HOW‐TO‐JUGGLE BOOK.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M ON CHAPTER SIX.
CHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE WERE
"GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FINGERS."
HEY, HEY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, OBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?
GIRL, THE VAN HIT A POTHOLE
THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND.
TOOK KYLE AND I ABOUT AN HOUR
TO GET IT OFF TO
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
AND KYLE WAS SO SHAKEN
HE HAD HIMSELF DRY‐CLEANED.
WELL, SOMEONE HAD
TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB
TO DIVERT THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
WELL, HOW'S THE VAN?
OH, GIRL, I'M AFRAID THAT, UH...
OLD VANTASIA'S REACHED
THE END OF HER ROAD.
CAN'T DO NOTHING NOW
BUT GO DOWN TO
THE POLICE AUCTION
AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING
DIRT‐CHEAP AND SERVICEABLE.
THAT'S WHERE KYLE
GOT HIS LAST CAR.
OR WAS IT HIS LAST DATE?
CURSE THE SCIENTIST
THAT THAWED YOU OUT.
KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU COME
DOWN TO THE AUCTION WITH US?
YOUR NEGOTIATING
SKILLS WILL COME IN HANDY
AS WE HAGGLE OVER THE HOOPTIES.
OVERTON, ALTHOUGH I PRIDE MYSELF
ON MY ABILITY TO HOOPTIE‐HAGGLE
I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
THAT'S TOO BAD,
'CAUSE ISN'T THE AUCTION
NEXT DOOR TO THE
ITALIAN SHOE OUTLET?
AND WE'RE STILL SITTING HERE?!
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING
TO MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
Captioning sponsored by FOX
BROADCASTING COMPANY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PUTTING ALL THE
PROSPECTS I DATED LAST YEAR
INTO TWO PILES.
"GUYS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES"
AND "GUYS WHO RAN
SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT"?
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN'T
SEPARATE MY OLD DATES
INTO "TOOTHLESS" AND "JOBLESS."
THIS PILE... ARE LOSERS.
CUTE LOSERS.
POTENTIAL LIFEMATES.
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
HENCE, MY FUNK.
WHAT ABOUT THAT
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
YOU DATED LAST WEEK?
HE E‐MAILED YOU A
PICTURE OF A DOZEN ROSES.
AH, YES, DWIGHT
THE MAN WHO SHARED A
BUNK BED WITH HIS MAMA.
HEY, UM, WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN SHUSH YOU
WHEN YOU TALK
BACK TO THE SCREEN.
SORRY. I'M MEETING
CHARLES AT THE THEATER.
OOH, THE THEATER.
I CAN DO THE THEATER.
WHAT'S PLAYING?
A DISEASED LUNG. WE'RE
WATCHING AN OPERATION
AT THE SURGICAL THEATER
IN ST. VINCENT'S HOSPITAL.
GOT TO GET THERE
EARLY FOR GREAT SEATS.
YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE HEART
PUMPING FROM THE FRONT ROW.
YOU KNOW, I'D HANG
WITH YOU, REGINE
BUT HELL HASN'T
COMPLETELY FROZEN OVER YET.
FRIENDS, AFRICANS, COUNTRYMEN
LEND ME YOUR EARS.
WE ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS
OF A BRAND‐NEW
LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.
YEAH.
OVERTON CAME PERILOUSLY
CLOSE TO PURCHASING A PANEL VAN
WITH SHAG CARPET AND A
CHAIN‐LINK STEERING WHEEL.
YEAH, AND THEN I SAW THE
TWINKLE IN MY BABY'S EYE
WHEN SHE SAW
THAT CLASSY CHASSIS.
SO FROM NOW ON
ME AND GIRLY GOING
TO BE RIDING IN STYLE.
I'M OFF TO PRECONDITION
MY EXQUISITE NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES
AND PICK UP MY
EQUALLY EXQUISITE DATE.
I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR
BUYING THOSE SHOES‐‐
SEEING AS THEY WERE ONCE
A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE
OPTED FOR SNAKESKIN
BUT I CAN GET THAT FROM
YOU DURING MOLTING SEASON.
HEY, OBIE AND SYNCLAIRE
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A SPIN
IN YOUR NEW VEHICLE.
UH, WELL, UH... I WAS PLANNING
ON A MAGICAL EVENING
OF ROMANCE WITH MY BABY.
I SUPPOSE YOU COULD
JOG ALONGSIDE THE CAR.
NEVER MIND.
I'LL JUST STAY AT HOME.
ALONE.
PONDERING THE MEANING
OF LOST FRIENDSHIP.
COOL. COOL.
HELLO.
HEY, MA.
WELL, GEE, AS TEMPTING AS
BOWLING WITH THE GIRLS SOUNDS
NAH, I GOT PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
OH, GEE, THERE'S MY DATE NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU TOO, MA. BYE.
OKAY, THAT'S ONE LUIGI'S
SATURDAY SHUT‐IN SPECIAL.
YOU KNOW, UH... I
GET OFF AT 11:00.
NO.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.
THE PIZZA MAN'S GOT A STEADY JOB
AND YOU DAMN SURE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT WHISKER BURN.
HEY, MOM.
YEAH. UH... MY DATE
HAD TO CANCEL.
YEAH. HE, UH, HAD
TO MAKE A DELIVERY.
HE'S AN OBSTETRICIAN.
SO, LISTEN, UM, HOW ABOUT YOU
AND ME GO TO DINNER TONIGHT
AT THE FOUR ROSES, HUH?
MY TREAT.
GREAT. COOL. OKAY.
OH. UH, MOM, LISTEN, UM...
THE FOUR ROSES
ISN'T A BUFFETERIA.
YEAH. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE
THE SPANDEX CULOTTES
AT HOME, OKAY?
SO, WHEN RITA TOLD ME
THIS DWIGHT WAS A
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
I THOUGHT, "BABY"
THERE'S A LOT OF
CHIPS IN THEM CHIPS."
BUT, MA, I WANT SOMEBODY
WHO'S MORE INTO
ME THAN HIS MOTHER.
I WANT SOMEBODY WHOSE
FACE JUST LIGHTS UP
WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
BABY, IF YOU WANT TO
LAND THE PERFECT MAN
THAN YOU COULD START BY ADDING
A LITTLE FLASH AND
DAZZLE TO YOUR WARDROBE.
EXCUSE ME, MADAM.
COULD YOU MOVE A
LITTLE TO THE LEFT?
YOUR HEADGEAR IS BLINDING
THE COUPLE AT THE NEXT TABLE.
HEY, UH... HOW ABOUT
WE ORDER, HUH?
OOH, SCALLOPS.
HMM, AND AT MARKET PRICE.
LET'S SEE, THAT'S 2.99 A POUND.
I'M GETTING ME A
POUND OF SCALLOPS.
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
OH, YEAH.
WHAT A SILLY NAPKIN
TO LEAVE YOUR LAP.
I'M HARRISON.
I'M LAVERNE.
HELLO.
PLEASE, LET ME GET
YOU ANOTHER NAPKIN.
DO... DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
UH‐HUH.
HARRISON.
HARRISON CUSHMORE.
AS IN CUSHMORE MINING
CUSHMORE COLLEGE,
CUSHMORE ISLAND.
I BET HE'S GOT BEAUTIFUL FEET.
OOH.
LAVERNE, WOULD
YOU AND YOUR SISTER
LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER?
OH... OH...
WELL, OH, REGINE'S
NOT MY SISTER.
OH, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
GOD, I HAD HER WHEN
I WAS... WHAT? TEN?
I WOULD HAVE GUESSED EIGHT.
HARRISON, I'M SORRY
BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO HAVE A PLEASANT DINNER.
I JUST CAME TO BE WITH REGINE.
I, UH... TELL YOU WHAT,
WHY DON'T YOU TWO KIDS
JUST, UH, CARRY ON
WITHOUT ME, HUH?
OH.
REGINE...
ARE YOU SURE?
I INSIST.
OH, WHAT AN AMAZING EVENING.
EVERYWHERE WE WENT IN THAT CAR
PEOPLE JUST STARED.
THAT'S CAUSE YOU
SPENT THE WHOLE TIME
YELLING OUT THE WINDOW,
"HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT US.
WE GOT OURSELVES
A STINKING LINCOLN."
HEY, OVERTON.
YOU'RE PRETTY BOLD
TO BE DRIVING AROUND
IN A SEDAN THAT ONCE
BELONGED TO THE MOB.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAX?
THAT CAR'S LAST OWNER
WAS A SMALL‐TIME HOOD
NAMED JOHNNY FATS.
HE WAS STABBED,
STRANGLED, RUN OVER
AND STUFFED IN THE
TRUNK‐‐ NOT IN THAT ORDER.
UM, THAT CAR WAS A
KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
YOU KNOW FOR A
FACT THAT'S THE CAR?
WELL, IF YOU LOOK REAL
CLOSELY AT THE GRILL
YOU'LL SEE A DENT IN THE
SHAPE OF A MAN'S FACE
SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.
ENJOY.
OBIE, I CANNOT RIDE IN A
CAR THAT WHACKED FATS.
AW, GIRLY, COME ON.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT CAR.
AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR
BABY, LITTLE SYNCLOVERTON
HE OR SHE WILL LOVE IT TOO.
I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST SELL IT?
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
BUT FIRST PEEL OFF
MY "I BRAKE FOR
TROLLS" BUMPER STICKER.
HEY.
HEY.
SO, HOW'S THE ROMANCE
BETWEEN MOMMY
AND THE MILLIONAIRE?
DID HE BUY HER A NECKLACE,
A BRACELET, NEW JERSEY?
NOW, HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
MY MOM AND, UH, HARRISON?
SHE HASN'T CALLED ME IN A WEEK.
I'LL GET IT.
OH, LORD, WE GOT TO GET
CALLER I. D. FOR THE DOOR.
FABULOUS, MOTHER HUNTER.
YOU'RE LIKE A MOVIE
STAR, ONLY BRIGHTER.
HARRISON'S TAKING ME
TO THE OPERA TONIGHT.
HONEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING
THAT'LL GO WITH THIS?
COUPLE OF BENGAL
TIGERS AND A WHIP.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY CLOWN GLOVES MIGHT
WORK. JUST BE CAREFUL.
DON'T PRESS ON THE THUMB OR
ELSE YOUR SHOES WILL EXPLODE.
I'LL GO GET THEM.
OH, KHADIJAH‐BOO,
HARRISON IS SUCH A GOOD MAN.
HE'S...
OH, HE'S DECENT,
GENEROUS AND SO WITTY.
HMM. JUST THE KIND OF MAN
YOU'D WANT TO BRING
HOME TO DAUGHTER.
OOH, AND, GIRL, WHEN MY
MAN TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT
MMM... BULL‐YA!
NOTHING BUT MUSCLE.
NO, GIRL.
GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY
A COUPLE OF TIMES
DON'T MAKE HIM YOUR MAN.
WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH
HIM 12 TIMES IN TEN DAYS.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM, REGINE?
A PEST.
WELL, I HAVE A FEELING
THIS PEST MAY BE
AROUND A LONG TIME.
OOH, I WONDER IF
HARRISON COULD ASK
BO DIDDLEY TO SING
AT THE WEDDING.
I GUESS ANYTHING IS
POSSIBLE... IN YOUR WORLD.
HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR TONE, REGINA.
MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE
TAKEN BY HIM, ALL RIGHT?
BUT... CUSHMORE IS WAY
OUT OF YOUR BOWLING LEAGUE.
ONCE THE NOVELTY OF YOUR
JERSEY GIRL CHARM WEARS OFF
HE'LL BE GONE.
REGINE.
YOU'D THINK
THAT WHEN SOMETHING GOOD
FINALLY HAPPENS IN MY LIFE
MY OWN DAUGHTER
WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, IF THERE IS
ONE THING I CANNOT STAND
IS A MELODRAMATIC EXIT.
I MEAN, I GIVE AND I GIVE
AND WHAT DO I GET BACK BUT PAIN!
SMASHING PERFORMANCE
ON BOTH SIDES.
OH, SO, DID YOU SELL
THE DEATH MOBILE YET?
NO.
WHEN THE GUY ASKED
ABOUT TRUNK CAPACITY
ONE OF US SAID THERE
WAS ENOUGH ROOM
FOR A BODY AND A BASEBALL BAT.
PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
ABOUT A CAR'S PREVIOUS OWNER.
WOULD YOU BUY A FRIDGE
IF YOU KNEW IT BELONGED
TO JEFFREY DAHMER?
YOU KNOW, LOVE BUG
WE WOULDN'T BE
STUCK WITH THIS CAR
IF THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW IT
YOU HADN'T SAID,
"OH, LOOK, A LINCOLN.
JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE
CITY IN NEBRASKA."
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT
THE POWER SEAT
MADE YOU FEEL LIKE
EMPEROR OF ALL HANDYMEN!
MUST I YET AGAIN
STEP INTO THE FRAY
AND DOUSE THE
FIRES OF ANTIPATHY?
HUH?
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.
WELL... COME ON.
I'M SORRY, MY WIFE‐IN‐WAITING.
I'M SORRY TOO, MY
GONNA‐BE‐GROOM.
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
YOU KNOW, OVERTON
THEY SAY A CAR IS STOLEN
EVERY 15 MINUTES IN THE CITY.
HERE.
WHAT SINISTER PLAN
IS THAT EGGHEAD
OF YOURS HATCHING?
SIMPLY PARK YOUR VEHICLE
AND FORGET TO LOCK IT.
IF IT IS THERE IN THE MORNING,
YOU WERE MEANT TO KEEP IT.
IF IT IS NOT, YOU ARE MEANT TO
CALL THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
YOU KNOW, KYLE, YOU GOT A GIFT
FOR MAKING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY
SHADY SEEM... ALMOST NOBLE.
OVERTON, I AM A STOCKBROKER.
COME ON.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
LOOK WHOSE MAMA
MADE THE SOCIETY PAGE
WEARING PLAID GAUCHOS.
HOW DID SHE GET HARRISON
TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA IV?
OH, YOU COULD TAKE A
LESSON FROM YOUR MOM
ON HOW TO SNAG MR. RIGHT.
THE DAY I NEED LESSONS
FROM MY MOTHER
IS THE DAY I DANCE
NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE
SINGING "DISCO INFERNO."
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM TIMES SQUARE.
YOU'LL SCARE THE PIGEONS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.
I'M GOING TO TREAT
MYSELF TO DINNER
AT THE FOUR ROSES.
IT IS TRES CHIC TO DINE ALONE.
AU CONTRAIRE, MA
PETITE LEPRECHAUN.
"TRES CHIC" MEANS "STYLISH."
THE WORD YOU
WANT IS "PATHETIQUE."
HEY, YOU KNOW, IF
YOU TORCH THE TABLE
YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE FIREMAN.
I'M NOT HERE TO MEET
ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?
AND IF YOU'RE HERE TO LECTURE ME
MAKE IT QUICK.
HARRISON DUMPED YOUR MOTHER.
PASS THE BUTTER.
WHAT?!
YEP. MY MOM CALLED.
HARRISON BROKE IT
OFF, JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
BROCCOLI!
HMM, POOR MOM.
AND WHY WAS I JUST BORN
WITH THIS CURSE OF
ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?
IF YOU WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING NOW
YOUR MOTHER COULD
USE SOME COMFORTING.
OOH, SAUCE.
YEAH, I GUESS.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO LAY OFF THAT SAUCE
'CAUSE THIS GOT YOU TRIPPING.
UH‐UH. COME ON, KHADIJAH.
THE OTHER NIGHT
WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME
MY MOTHER DITCHED ME.
HOW ABOUT ALL OF
THOSE TIMES AFTER SCHOOL
AND I HAD TO COME
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
AND SUFFER THROUGH YOUR
MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF SURPRISE?
FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS CHILI.
AND THE ONLY REASON
YOU WERE AT OUR HOUSE
IS BECAUSE YOUR MOM
TOOK A SECOND JOB
JUST SO SHE COULD BUY YOU
THAT JUNIOR WIG TRAVEL CASE.
OKAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT
ALL THOSE COLD MORNINGS
THAT I HAD TO WALK TO YOUR HOUSE
SO THAT YOUR MOM
COULD DRIVE US TO SCHOOL?
OKAY. SO, WHAT ABOUT
WHEN SHE SOLD THE CAR
JUST SO SHE COULD GET
YOU BRACES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES
AND ROLLER DISCO LESSONS?
♪ WHOO‐WHOO! ♪
IS THIS AN INCREDIBLY
LONG WAY OF SAYING...
I'M PETTY, SELFISH
AND SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO MY MOTHER?
I WAS GOING TO SAY
"OBNOXIOUS AND UNGRATEFUL"
BUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORDS.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
ANY LUCK, MAN?
FOUR DAYS AND OLD
MR. LINCOLN'S STILL THERE.
DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.
CAN WE HELP YOU?
CAN ONE OF YOU FINE GENTLEMEN
TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT
FIND OVERTON JONES?
UM... I'M OVERTON JONES.
CRAZY JOEY.
JOHNNY FATS' NEPHEW.
I'M PREPARED TO OFFER
YOU A GENEROUS SUM
TO TAKE THAT LINCOLN
OFF YOUR HANDS.
DO TELL, CRAZY.
THERE IS ONE PROVISO:
YOU MUST HELP ME CARRY
OUT MY UNCLE'S WISHES
TO BE BURIED IN THE CAR.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU WANT US TO
GET YOUR DEAD UNCLE
PUT HIM IN THE
BACK OF MY LINCOLN
AND BURY THE WHOLE SHEBANG?
OH, AFTER WE DIG
HIM UP, OF COURSE.
OKAY. SO, WHAT IF WE SAY NO?
I DON'T KNOW.
NO ONE'S EVER SAID
NO TO ME BEFORE.
I'D HAVE TO COME
UP WITH SOMETHING.
I KNOW‐‐
I'LL TELL MY OTHER
UNCLE BENNY THE HOOK.
HE'S VERY CREATIVE.
UH... UH...
WHY DON'T WE JUST
FIND SOME SHOVELS?
YOU KNOW, THAT
HOOK THING, MAN...
YES!
HEY.
NE‐NE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE MISS THAT PRETTY LITTLE FACE
AND THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ATTITUDE.
YES, REALLY GREAT
TO SEE ALL OF YOU TOO.
WE MUST GET TOGETHER
AT THE NEXT PORK
RIND EATING CONTEST.
EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO TALK TO MOM.
NOT NOW, REGINE. I'M BOWLING.
NO, MOM, YOU ARE NOT
BOWLING, ALL RIGHT?
YOU ARE TRYING TO
DROWN YOUR PAIN
IN BLUE‐COLLAR ACTIVITY.
LET'S PUT DOWN THE BALL.
MOMMY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
YES!
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...
WHOO‐WHOO, HEY!
I‐I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.
YOU...
YOU JUST GOT DUMPED,
AND YOU SEEM OKAY.
HOW DO YOU BOUNCE BACK SO FAST
AND WHY DIDN'T I
INHERIT THAT ABILITY?
BABY GIRL, IT'S JUST A MAN.
GIRL, I HAD ONE IN THE '70s...
ONE IN THE '80s...
NOW I DONE HAVE ONE IN THE '90s.
I GUESS YOU COULD
JUST TAKE THE REST
OF THE DECADE OFF, HUH?
YOU KNOW, REGINE,
I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU'RE SO DETERMINED
TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP
BUT DON'T SWEAT THE BREAKUP.
SHOOT, IT'S THEIR LOSS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HEY, THIS ONE WAS
DEFINITELY HARRISON'S LOSS.
WELL, COME ON, NE‐NE.
BREAK SOME DINOSAUR TEETH.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
REGINE... WHAT?
I THINK YOU HAVE AN
ADMIRER OVER THERE.
EVENING, PROFESSOR JACKSON.
POOR MAN.
ALL THAT GORGEOUS BRAIN POWER...
AND HIM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD.
CLUMSY ME.
OH, PROFESSOR...
AH, SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
Joey: WELL, MY FRIENDS.
OUR JOB IS DONE.
I THANK YOU AND MY
UNCLE FATS THANKS YOU.
AUTOMATIC ANTENNA... I HOPE.