Living Single (1993–1998): Season 3, Episode 19 - Shrink to Fit - full transcript
Khadijah sees a therapist to help with the issues of her life. Synclaire and Kyle try to help Overton overcome his fear of clowns when Synclaire takes a job as a clown.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HEY, DUDE.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
DEAD MICE.
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
THOSE THINGS CARRY
DISEASES AND GERMS
AND THEY HAVE BEADY LITTLE EYES.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH
YOU WHITE‐COLLAR TYPES.
YOUR PLUSH OFFICES
AND YOUR FANCY E‐MAIL
MAKE YOU SOFT.
START JUMPING AT
YOUR OWN SHADOW.
SYNCLARABELLE'S HERE!
CLOWN!
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
Captioning sponsored by FOX
BROADCASTING COMPANY
I GOT IT. WATCH THIS.
ALL RIGHT NOW.
NEXT TIME, TRY THIS
WITH SOME CHICKEN,
MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY.
YEAH, MY TIMING'S OFF.
OBIE'S GOT ME ALL UPSET.
HE SEEMS SCARED OF MY MAKEUP.
WHAT MAKEUP?
HOW DID YOU GET THIS GIG?
I WAS AUDITIONING FOR THE
PART IN DEATH OF A SALESMAN.
DIDN'T GET THE PART
BUT THE DIRECTOR THOUGHT
I'D MAKE A TERRIFIC CLOWN
FOR HIS KID'S MARDI GRAS PARTY.
WELL, HONEY, I'M SURE
YOU'LL MAKE ONE FINE FOOL.
ANYWAY, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL KHADIJAH GETS HOME
SO SHE CAN HELP ME
WRITE SOME JOKES.
I HOPE SHE GETS HOME SOON TOO.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
KICKING IT WITH A CLOWN
AND SYNCLAIRE'S BUSY JUGGLING.
KHADIJAH'S IN A TIZZY
OVER THIS NEW COPYCAT
MAGAZINE, SAVOR.
THE FIRST ISSUE
COMES OUT NEXT WEEK.
CHECK IT OUT, PEOPLE.
THE NEXT ISSUE OF FLAVOR.
WILL CONTAIN A FREE
SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF POSTER
OF LAURENCE
FISHBURNE AS OTHELLO.
THAT'LL GIVE SAVOR.
A KICK IN ITS BIG‐MONEY ASS.
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO AFFORD THAT?
I'M MOONLIGHTING
AS A SECURITY GUARD
FROM 10:00 AT NIGHT
TO 2:00 IN THE MORNING
STARTING TOMORROW.
THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
PLEASE. IT'S AT A
RETIREMENT HOME.
I'LL BE ARMED WITH A
BOTTLE OF ESTROGEN PILLS
AND A TUBE OF DENTURE CREAM.
GREAT.
IF A THUG ATTACKS HER
SHE CAN GLUE HIS MOUTH
SHUT AND GIVE HIM BREASTS.
HAS ANYBODY SEEN...?
CLOWN.
OBIE, WAIT.
OBIE!
COMING TO GET YOU.
OVERTON WHY'D YOU
RUN AWAY FROM ME?
IT'S MY, UM, SECRET SHAME,
MY LITTLE NONDAIRY TOPPING.
EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER
I'VE BEEN UNEASY AROUND CLOWNS.
OH, YOU NEVER TOLD
ME YOU HAD BOZOPHOBIA.
IT'S KIND OF WHY I CALL
IT MY SECRET SHAME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S HIGH TIME
I GET THIS BRIGHTLY
COLORED MONKEY OFF MY BACK.
BUT FIRST I THINK I'M GOING
TO TAKE A LITTLE STROLL.
WALLS CLOSING IN.
MUST GET AIR.
HEY, REGINE, COME HERE.
GIVE ME A PUSH.
I WAS SOUND ASLEEP
WHEN SUDDENLY I'M AWAKENED
BY THE SOUND OF
SOMEONE'S MIND SNAPPING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, I WAS GOING OVER
SYNCLAIRE'S KNOCK‐KNOCK JOKES
AND THEN IT HIT ME.
WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS IS A
MULTIPURPOSE ACTIVITY CIRCLE.
SEE, YOU SIT HERE TO WATCH TV
BUT YOU SLIDE OVER HERE TO WORK
AND EVERY SEAT HAS A
GOOD VIEW OF THE RUG.
KHADIJAH, YOU HAVEN'T
SLEPT A WINK IN WEEKS...
WHAT'S THIS?
A MULTIPURPOSE ACTIVITY CIRCLE.
OH, SNAP.
YOU CAN SEE THE
RUG FROM ANYWHERE.
KHADIJAH, THIS IS MORE
THAN JUST ABOUT FLAVOR.
IT'S ABOUT SCOOTER
FINDING ANOTHER WOMAN
ISN'T IT?
WHAT?
DAMN, SYNCLAIRE, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I DISH WITH YOU.
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
YOU'LL BE BACK.
HE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE A LIFE.
HERE ARE YOUR KNOCK‐KNOCK JOKES.
OKAY.
"KNOCK KNOCK.
"WHO'S THERE?
"DIESEL.
"DIESEL WHO?
DIESEL MAKE YOU LAUGH
IF YOU AREN'T TOO SMART."
THAT IS GOOD.
THAT IS GOOD.
KHADIJAH, HONEY...
AS YOUR FRIEND...
I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD ADVICE
FROM SOMEBODY WHO'S BAKING
HER HEAD WHILE SHE SLEEPS.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
AROMATHERAPY.
THAT'S HOW I STAY SO CENTERED.
UNGRATEFUL.
"KNOCK KNOCK.
"WHO'S THERE?
"LITTLE OLD LADY.
"LITTLE OLD LADY WHO?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL."
MAYBE SHE SHOULD STAY WOUND UP.
THIS STUFF IS MONSTER.
♪ YUM YUM YUM, MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER ♪
♪ YUM YUM YUM, MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER. ♪
OVERTON, I HAVE THE SOLUTION
TO YOUR CLOWN PHOBIA.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS INTRODUCE YOU
TO CLOWN‐RELATED
ITEMS ONE AT A TIME
AND YOU SHOULD BE DESENSITIZED.
ALL RIGHTY THEN.
HERE WE GO.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
OH, ARE YOU OKAY?
JUST DON'T SQUEAK IT.
I HOPE THAT'S KHADIJAH.
SHE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ALL OVER
BROOKLYN TEARING DOWN
THESE SAVOR ADS.
AND LOOK AT THIS.
TWO COPS AND A BUS DRIVER
CHASED ME FOR SIX BLOCKS FOR THIS
BUT I SHOOK 'EM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY NUT CASE
DRAGGING A BIG
BUS AD DOWN THE...
CLOWN.
GIVE ME THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
KHADIJAH, SIT DOWN, BABY.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
WELL, WHAT'S NOT GOING ON?
SOME BIG CORPORATION
IS TRYING TO RUN
ME OUT OF BUSINESS
WITH MY OWN IDEA.
I'M HOLDING DOWN TWO JOBS
AND PAYING OFF FIVE LOANS.
AND DAMN IT IF MY
SHINSPLINTS AIN'T ACTING UP
FROM DUCKING THE COPS.
KHADIJAH, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.
THAT'S TRUE. YOU ALWAYS DO.
KHADIJAH, WHEN TIMES ARE
TOUGH AND I'M FEELING BLUE
THREE WORDS OF
WISDOM, "WOO WOO WOO."
IT'S A SAD DAY
WHEN SYNCLAIRE HAS
THE DEEPEST THING TO SAY.
I'M THE DEEPEST.
HI, MA?
OH, I'M FINE.
BUT EVERYBODY AROUND
HERE IS ACTING LIKE I'M LOSING IT
JUST BECAUSE I SURFED DOWN
THE SUBWAY STEPS ON A BUS AD
AND HID BEHIND THIS
BLIND CONGO PLAYER
TILL THE HEAT WAS OFF.
I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT
OF PRESSURE LATELY, MA.
PAY WHO A VISIT?
A WHAT?
KHADIJAH?
THAT'S ME.
HI. I'M JESSICA BRYCE.
READY?
ALL RIGHT.
STRAP ME DOWN
AND CLAMP ON THOSE ELECTRODES.
I WAS HOPING
WE COULD JUST CHAT A LITTLE BIT
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO
I'LL CRANK UP THE GENERATOR.
LET'S GET STARTED.
OH, DAMN, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
COME ON.
SO, KHADIJAH WHAT
BRINGS YOU HERE?
MY MOTHER.
MADE ME PROMISE I WOULD COME.
BUT YOU REALLY
DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COMING.
LOOK, NO OFFENSE, DOC
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
PSYCHOTHERAPY
WAS FOR BOURGIE PEOPLE
WITH MONEY TO BURN.
I MEAN, IF I HAVE A PROBLEM
I USUALLY JUST GO TO
CHURCH, GET ME SOME JESUS
AND I'M COOL.
THAT IS A POPULAR CHOICE
BUT GOD MUST HAVE MADE
THERAPISTS FOR A REASON.
WELL, YEAH, BUT SEE, I'M THE ONE
WHO HELPS PEOPLE
WITH THEIR PROBLEMS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
TALKING TO MYSELF.
ALWAYS WORKS FOR SYNCLAIRE.
SYNCLAIRE?
MY COUSIN.
NOW THAT'S SOMEBODY WHO
COULD USE SOME COUCH TIME.
OR MY ROOMMATE, REGINE.
GIRL, SHE'S STILL
WAITING TO EXHALE.
OR MAX, THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND...
KHADIJAH, EXCUSE ME.
MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
WHY DON'T WE SPEND YOUR
DIME TALKING ABOUT YOU?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ME.
GO AHEAD.
OKAY, GIVE ME, UM... A
TYPICAL KHADIJAH DAY
LIKE YESTERDAY.
OH, OKAY. WELL, LET'S SEE.
I USUALLY GET UP ABOUT
5:30 IN THE MORNING
BUT I GOT HOME LATE
FROM MY SECOND JOB
SO I LOUNGED AROUND
IN BED FOR ABOUT...
MMM... FIVE MINUTES.
A LITTLE "YOU" TIME.
RIGHT. SO THEN I
WENT TO MY OFFICE.
I DID ALL THE EDITING.
I GOT SYNCLAIRE'S BRAIDS
OUT THE FAX MACHINE.
WENT HOME, LISTENED TO
MAX WHINE ABOUT HER JOB
LISTENED TO REGINE
BRAG ABOUT HERS
WENT TO THE RETIREMENT HOME
BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR
A CHANGE OF DRAWERS
AND THAT'S IT.
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
NOT AT ALL.
WORKING GIVES ME ENERGY.
SO EVERYTHING'S COOL.
MAD COOL.
EXCEPT THAT THIS BIG MAGAZINE
IS COMING OUT TODAY
AND THEY TRYING TO
RUN ME OUT OF BUSINESS.
AND MY EX‐FIANCE IS...
WELL, HE'S SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE.
BUT I CAN HANDLE THAT.
SO... I CAN TELL MY
MOM I'M OKAY, RIGHT?
JUMP IN ANY TIME, DOC.
FRANKLY, I DO SEE
SIGNS OF ANXIETY.
BUT WHAT I'M REALLY
CONCERNED ABOUT IS DEPRESSION.
DEPRESSION?
NOW, THAT'S WHEN YOU SIT AROUND
ALL DAY EATING COOKIE DOUGH
AND CRYING AT UNITED NEGRO
COLLEGE FUND COMMERCIALS.
NO, THAT'S NOT ME.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE KIND
OF DEPRESSION, KHADIJAH.
BIPOLAR DEPRESSION CAN BE THE
OPPOSITE FROM WHAT YOU'D EXPECT.
YOU'RE ON A HIGH.
YOU CAN'T SLEEP.
YOU HAVE MOOD SWINGS
AND, EVENTUALLY, YOU CRASH.
WHATEVER.
LOOK, THE POINT IS
I HAVE MY PROBLEMS
UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY?
WHAT DO I HAVE TO
BE DEPRESSED ABOUT?
I'M NOT DEPRESSED.
I'M HAPPY.
I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW.
WHAT IS THIS?
I HAVEN'T CRIED SINCE
MUFASA DIED IN LION KING.
DAMN THOSE HYENAS!
I THINK THIS IS ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE.
LOOK, IT'S COOL, DOC, OKAY?
I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER
CONTROL, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK I'M GOING TO BE
GETTING BACK TO WORK NOW.
LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
TELL ANYBODY I WAS CRYING, RIGHT?
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
KHADIJAH OKAY.
YOUR HAIR'S CROOKED.
PERFECT.
SO, HOW WAS "LUNCH"?
FINE. WHY?
DO WE FEEL BETTER
NOW THAT WE'VE "EATEN"?
SYNCLAIRE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE "HELL" YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I STUMBLED ONTO DR. BRYCE'S CARD
IN THE BACK OF YOUR DESK DRAWER
IN AN ENVELOPE
UNDER SOME PAPERS.
MAYBE YOU WANTED
SOMEBODY TO FIND IT.
AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE?
I ANNOUNCED TO EVERYONE
THAT YOU ARE UNDER
A PSYCHIATRIST'S CARE
AND NO ONE WAS TO TREAT YOU
AS IF ANYTHING WAS
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
EVERYBODY IS TREATING
ME LIKE I'M A MENTAL PATIENT.
YOU ARE A MENTAL PATIENT.
GOD...
YOU SHOULD'VE COME TO ME.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
ANXIETY?
LOW SELF‐ESTEEM?
OBSESSIVE THOUGHTS
OF RANDOM ARSON?
I'VE BEEN THERE, GIRL.
OH, KHADIJAH, WHEN I FIRST HEARD
THAT YOU WERE SEEING A THERAPIST
WELL, I WAS GOING
TO DENY KNOWING YOU.
BUT I JUST READ
IN ESSENCE THAT
PSYCHOTHERAPY IS IN.
MMM. IT'S A SHAME I
DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
LISTEN TO Y'ALL YAMMERING
ABOUT SOMETHING
WHEN YOU KNOW NOTHING!
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO A THERAPIST?!
PLEASE.
I'VE GOT THIS OUTFIT, GIRL.
I AM TRENDY ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHEN I WAS AT EVANS AND BELL
THEY MADE EVERY ATTORNEY
SPEND AN HOUR WITH THIS GUY
WHO CALLED HIMSELF A
PROFESSIONAL PSYCHOLOGIST.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
BECAUSE THE MAN SAID
NOTHING WORTH REPEATING.
OH, SURE, HE WENT ON AND ON
ABOUT HOW I HAD
INAPPROPRIATE HOSTILITY
AND DIFFICULTY DEALING WITH
MEN AND THAT I WAS IN DENIAL.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
SUCH CRAP IN YOUR LIFE?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?
HELPING OBIE GET OVER HIS PHOBIA
BY ASSOCIATING A GOOD
EXPERIENCE WITH A BAD ONE.
CLOWN!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
OVERTON, IF YOU
DON'T LIKE CLOWNS
WHY ARE YOU HANGING WITH KYLE?
MAXINE, I AM TRYING
TO HELP A PERSON.
YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE.
THEY'RE THE ONES
WITH THE TORCHES
WHO CHASED YOU
OUT OF THE CASTLE.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN LET US BEGIN.
TOO MUCH DATA.
OVERTON, WHERE DID THIS
STUPID FEAR COME FROM?
HOW'D IT GET STARTED?
ALL GOES BACK TO WHEN I
WAS JUST A LITTLE SHAVER
AND MA TOOK KYLE AND I
TO THE DING‐A‐DONG
CIRCUS IN ASHTUBULA.
AND A FIRE FIGHTER CLOWN
ASKED ME TO RIDE ON
THE TINY HOOK AND LADDER.
Kyle: AND, UM...
EVERYTHING WAS COOL
UNTIL IT SPUN OUT OF CONTROL
AND HE WENT FLYING HEADFIRST
INTO THE BACK END OF
LARGE THE ELEPHANT.
LITERALLY SCARED THE
SH‐TRAW OUT OF THE POOR BEAST.
DAMN NEAR BURIED ALIVE.
AND ALTHOUGH I COULD BREATHE
LORD KNOWS I WISHED I COULDN'T.
BUT THE IMAGE THAT'S
FOREVER BURNED INTO MY BRAIN
IS THE LOOKS ON THE
FACES OF THE 37 CLOWNS
TRYING TO DIG ME OUT WITH
THEIR TINY LITTLE SHOVELS
JUST DIGGING, DIGGING.
MAMA, COME HOLD ME.
YES, BABY, YES, BABY.
OH, HUSH NOW.
HELLO, ENCHANTRESS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
STILL POUTY?
KHADIJAH, CAME RIGHT OVER
WITH THE PREMIER ISSUE OF SAVOR.
YOU OWE ME 3.50.
WHO'S COOLER?"
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
AND BETTE MIDLER"?
THIS IS WEAK!
LISTEN HERE WHAT IT
SAYS IN MEDIA DAILY.
"SAVOR IS ABOUT AS FRESH
"AS A GAS STATION REST ROOM."
"INSTEAD, READERS
SHOULD LOOK TO FLAVOR."
"THE LEADING‐EDGE
MAGAZINE SAVOR TRIES TO BE."
DAH!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
COME NOW!
SHIMMY WITH HAPPINESS.
KHADIJAH, COME IN.
I DON'T HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT OR ANYTHING.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I HAVE TIME.
MY PROCRASTINATION WORKSHOP
USUALLY STARTS A LITTLE LATE.
WELL, I JUST CAME
BY TO APOLOGIZE.
I WAS KINDA BUGGIN'
WHEN I WAS HERE BEFORE
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING
IS COOL AT WORK.
I SHOULD BE FEELING
MUCH BETTER, BUT I'M NOT.
I'M GLAD.
SURE, YOU GLAD.
THAT'S HOW YOU
GET REPEAT BUSINESS.
NO. IT'S A SIGN
THAT THE DEFENSES YOU
WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD UP
ARE FINALLY CRUMBLING.
YOU MIGHT BE LOSING
SOME COOL POINTS
BUT YOU'RE GETTING TO THE REAL.
I BEEN THINKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH I'VE GIVEN UP
TO FOCUS ON THIS MAGAZINE‐‐
TIME AWAY FROM MY
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
AND A FEW FINE MEN.
GIRL, I MEAN REAL FINE.
AND LATELY
I HAVEN'T EVEN ENJOYED
WORKING ON FLAVOR.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING
PERSON, KHADIJAH.
I MEAN, YOU
PERSEVERE, YOU ACHIEVE
YOU TAKE CARE OF SO MANY PEOPLE
BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY
YOU STOPPED TAKING
CARE OF YOURSELF.
WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD
BE KIND OF INTERESTING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THAT FROM TIME TO TIME.
THE STATE MEDICAL BOARD
SAID I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
DAMN, MY FRIENDS ARE GOING
TO WEAR ME OUT OVER THIS ONE.
I KNOW.
PSYCHOTHERAPY DOESN'T GET
MUCH RESPECT IN OUR COMMUNITY.
MY FATHER KEEPS ASKING ME
WHY DIDN'T I PICK
SOMETHING MORE REAL
LIKE PLASTIC SURGERY.
BUT THEN, THAT'S AN ISSUE
FOR ME AND MY THERAPIST.
YOU KNOW, DOC, I HEARD SOMETIMES
YOU PEOPLE CHARGE
ON A SLIDING SCALE.
ANY CHANCE THAT,
UH... FOR A SISTER
THAT SCALE MIGHT SLIDE
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO FREE?
NO, SISTER.
BUT I'M SURE
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING
OUT WHEN YOU GET BACK.
I'M PRESCRIBING A
ONE‐WEEK VACATION FOR YOU.
NO WORK, NO FRIENDS
AND DID I MENTION NO WORK?
WELL, WHAT THE HELL
AM I GOING TO DO ON A VACATION?
NOTHING.
SCARY, ISN'T IT?
I HATE VACATIONS.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
PRESCRIBE SOMETHING ELSE.
OKAY, I'LL START YOU ON PROZAC.
THAT'LL STABILIZE YOUR MOOD
BUT THERE MAY BE
SOME SIDE EFFECTS
LIKE HEADACHES,
LACK OF SEX DRIVE...
PACKING!
I'M PACKING.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I COME BACK.
LIVING SINGLE
WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
OVERTON, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
CLOWN.
CLOWN.
THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO
BUTTERFLIES KISSING IN A CARWASH.
AND FOR SOME WACKY REASON
ONE OF THEM IS
WEARING A SOMBRERO.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR APPOINTMENT
BOOK WITH YOU, OVERTON?
HEY, DUDE.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
DEAD MICE.
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
THOSE THINGS CARRY
DISEASES AND GERMS
AND THEY HAVE BEADY LITTLE EYES.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH
YOU WHITE‐COLLAR TYPES.
YOUR PLUSH OFFICES
AND YOUR FANCY E‐MAIL
MAKE YOU SOFT.
START JUMPING AT
YOUR OWN SHADOW.
SYNCLARABELLE'S HERE!
CLOWN!
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
Captioning sponsored by FOX
BROADCASTING COMPANY
I GOT IT. WATCH THIS.
ALL RIGHT NOW.
NEXT TIME, TRY THIS
WITH SOME CHICKEN,
MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY.
YEAH, MY TIMING'S OFF.
OBIE'S GOT ME ALL UPSET.
HE SEEMS SCARED OF MY MAKEUP.
WHAT MAKEUP?
HOW DID YOU GET THIS GIG?
I WAS AUDITIONING FOR THE
PART IN DEATH OF A SALESMAN.
DIDN'T GET THE PART
BUT THE DIRECTOR THOUGHT
I'D MAKE A TERRIFIC CLOWN
FOR HIS KID'S MARDI GRAS PARTY.
WELL, HONEY, I'M SURE
YOU'LL MAKE ONE FINE FOOL.
ANYWAY, I JUST CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL KHADIJAH GETS HOME
SO SHE CAN HELP ME
WRITE SOME JOKES.
I HOPE SHE GETS HOME SOON TOO.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
KICKING IT WITH A CLOWN
AND SYNCLAIRE'S BUSY JUGGLING.
KHADIJAH'S IN A TIZZY
OVER THIS NEW COPYCAT
MAGAZINE, SAVOR.
THE FIRST ISSUE
COMES OUT NEXT WEEK.
CHECK IT OUT, PEOPLE.
THE NEXT ISSUE OF FLAVOR.
WILL CONTAIN A FREE
SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF POSTER
OF LAURENCE
FISHBURNE AS OTHELLO.
THAT'LL GIVE SAVOR.
A KICK IN ITS BIG‐MONEY ASS.
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO AFFORD THAT?
I'M MOONLIGHTING
AS A SECURITY GUARD
FROM 10:00 AT NIGHT
TO 2:00 IN THE MORNING
STARTING TOMORROW.
THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
PLEASE. IT'S AT A
RETIREMENT HOME.
I'LL BE ARMED WITH A
BOTTLE OF ESTROGEN PILLS
AND A TUBE OF DENTURE CREAM.
GREAT.
IF A THUG ATTACKS HER
SHE CAN GLUE HIS MOUTH
SHUT AND GIVE HIM BREASTS.
HAS ANYBODY SEEN...?
CLOWN.
OBIE, WAIT.
OBIE!
COMING TO GET YOU.
OVERTON WHY'D YOU
RUN AWAY FROM ME?
IT'S MY, UM, SECRET SHAME,
MY LITTLE NONDAIRY TOPPING.
EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER
I'VE BEEN UNEASY AROUND CLOWNS.
OH, YOU NEVER TOLD
ME YOU HAD BOZOPHOBIA.
IT'S KIND OF WHY I CALL
IT MY SECRET SHAME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S HIGH TIME
I GET THIS BRIGHTLY
COLORED MONKEY OFF MY BACK.
BUT FIRST I THINK I'M GOING
TO TAKE A LITTLE STROLL.
WALLS CLOSING IN.
MUST GET AIR.
HEY, REGINE, COME HERE.
GIVE ME A PUSH.
I WAS SOUND ASLEEP
WHEN SUDDENLY I'M AWAKENED
BY THE SOUND OF
SOMEONE'S MIND SNAPPING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, I WAS GOING OVER
SYNCLAIRE'S KNOCK‐KNOCK JOKES
AND THEN IT HIT ME.
WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS IS A
MULTIPURPOSE ACTIVITY CIRCLE.
SEE, YOU SIT HERE TO WATCH TV
BUT YOU SLIDE OVER HERE TO WORK
AND EVERY SEAT HAS A
GOOD VIEW OF THE RUG.
KHADIJAH, YOU HAVEN'T
SLEPT A WINK IN WEEKS...
WHAT'S THIS?
A MULTIPURPOSE ACTIVITY CIRCLE.
OH, SNAP.
YOU CAN SEE THE
RUG FROM ANYWHERE.
KHADIJAH, THIS IS MORE
THAN JUST ABOUT FLAVOR.
IT'S ABOUT SCOOTER
FINDING ANOTHER WOMAN
ISN'T IT?
WHAT?
DAMN, SYNCLAIRE, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I DISH WITH YOU.
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
YOU'LL BE BACK.
HE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE A LIFE.
HERE ARE YOUR KNOCK‐KNOCK JOKES.
OKAY.
"KNOCK KNOCK.
"WHO'S THERE?
"DIESEL.
"DIESEL WHO?
DIESEL MAKE YOU LAUGH
IF YOU AREN'T TOO SMART."
THAT IS GOOD.
THAT IS GOOD.
KHADIJAH, HONEY...
AS YOUR FRIEND...
I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD ADVICE
FROM SOMEBODY WHO'S BAKING
HER HEAD WHILE SHE SLEEPS.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
AROMATHERAPY.
THAT'S HOW I STAY SO CENTERED.
UNGRATEFUL.
"KNOCK KNOCK.
"WHO'S THERE?
"LITTLE OLD LADY.
"LITTLE OLD LADY WHO?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL."
MAYBE SHE SHOULD STAY WOUND UP.
THIS STUFF IS MONSTER.
♪ YUM YUM YUM, MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER ♪
♪ YUM YUM YUM, MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER. ♪
OVERTON, I HAVE THE SOLUTION
TO YOUR CLOWN PHOBIA.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS INTRODUCE YOU
TO CLOWN‐RELATED
ITEMS ONE AT A TIME
AND YOU SHOULD BE DESENSITIZED.
ALL RIGHTY THEN.
HERE WE GO.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
OH, ARE YOU OKAY?
JUST DON'T SQUEAK IT.
I HOPE THAT'S KHADIJAH.
SHE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ALL OVER
BROOKLYN TEARING DOWN
THESE SAVOR ADS.
AND LOOK AT THIS.
TWO COPS AND A BUS DRIVER
CHASED ME FOR SIX BLOCKS FOR THIS
BUT I SHOOK 'EM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY NUT CASE
DRAGGING A BIG
BUS AD DOWN THE...
CLOWN.
GIVE ME THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
GIVE ME THAT.
KHADIJAH, SIT DOWN, BABY.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
WELL, WHAT'S NOT GOING ON?
SOME BIG CORPORATION
IS TRYING TO RUN
ME OUT OF BUSINESS
WITH MY OWN IDEA.
I'M HOLDING DOWN TWO JOBS
AND PAYING OFF FIVE LOANS.
AND DAMN IT IF MY
SHINSPLINTS AIN'T ACTING UP
FROM DUCKING THE COPS.
KHADIJAH, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.
THAT'S TRUE. YOU ALWAYS DO.
KHADIJAH, WHEN TIMES ARE
TOUGH AND I'M FEELING BLUE
THREE WORDS OF
WISDOM, "WOO WOO WOO."
IT'S A SAD DAY
WHEN SYNCLAIRE HAS
THE DEEPEST THING TO SAY.
I'M THE DEEPEST.
HI, MA?
OH, I'M FINE.
BUT EVERYBODY AROUND
HERE IS ACTING LIKE I'M LOSING IT
JUST BECAUSE I SURFED DOWN
THE SUBWAY STEPS ON A BUS AD
AND HID BEHIND THIS
BLIND CONGO PLAYER
TILL THE HEAT WAS OFF.
I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT
OF PRESSURE LATELY, MA.
PAY WHO A VISIT?
A WHAT?
KHADIJAH?
THAT'S ME.
HI. I'M JESSICA BRYCE.
READY?
ALL RIGHT.
STRAP ME DOWN
AND CLAMP ON THOSE ELECTRODES.
I WAS HOPING
WE COULD JUST CHAT A LITTLE BIT
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO
I'LL CRANK UP THE GENERATOR.
LET'S GET STARTED.
OH, DAMN, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
COME ON.
SO, KHADIJAH WHAT
BRINGS YOU HERE?
MY MOTHER.
MADE ME PROMISE I WOULD COME.
BUT YOU REALLY
DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COMING.
LOOK, NO OFFENSE, DOC
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
PSYCHOTHERAPY
WAS FOR BOURGIE PEOPLE
WITH MONEY TO BURN.
I MEAN, IF I HAVE A PROBLEM
I USUALLY JUST GO TO
CHURCH, GET ME SOME JESUS
AND I'M COOL.
THAT IS A POPULAR CHOICE
BUT GOD MUST HAVE MADE
THERAPISTS FOR A REASON.
WELL, YEAH, BUT SEE, I'M THE ONE
WHO HELPS PEOPLE
WITH THEIR PROBLEMS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
TALKING TO MYSELF.
ALWAYS WORKS FOR SYNCLAIRE.
SYNCLAIRE?
MY COUSIN.
NOW THAT'S SOMEBODY WHO
COULD USE SOME COUCH TIME.
OR MY ROOMMATE, REGINE.
GIRL, SHE'S STILL
WAITING TO EXHALE.
OR MAX, THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND...
KHADIJAH, EXCUSE ME.
MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
WHY DON'T WE SPEND YOUR
DIME TALKING ABOUT YOU?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ME.
GO AHEAD.
OKAY, GIVE ME, UM... A
TYPICAL KHADIJAH DAY
LIKE YESTERDAY.
OH, OKAY. WELL, LET'S SEE.
I USUALLY GET UP ABOUT
5:30 IN THE MORNING
BUT I GOT HOME LATE
FROM MY SECOND JOB
SO I LOUNGED AROUND
IN BED FOR ABOUT...
MMM... FIVE MINUTES.
A LITTLE "YOU" TIME.
RIGHT. SO THEN I
WENT TO MY OFFICE.
I DID ALL THE EDITING.
I GOT SYNCLAIRE'S BRAIDS
OUT THE FAX MACHINE.
WENT HOME, LISTENED TO
MAX WHINE ABOUT HER JOB
LISTENED TO REGINE
BRAG ABOUT HERS
WENT TO THE RETIREMENT HOME
BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR
A CHANGE OF DRAWERS
AND THAT'S IT.
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
NOT AT ALL.
WORKING GIVES ME ENERGY.
SO EVERYTHING'S COOL.
MAD COOL.
EXCEPT THAT THIS BIG MAGAZINE
IS COMING OUT TODAY
AND THEY TRYING TO
RUN ME OUT OF BUSINESS.
AND MY EX‐FIANCE IS...
WELL, HE'S SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE.
BUT I CAN HANDLE THAT.
SO... I CAN TELL MY
MOM I'M OKAY, RIGHT?
JUMP IN ANY TIME, DOC.
FRANKLY, I DO SEE
SIGNS OF ANXIETY.
BUT WHAT I'M REALLY
CONCERNED ABOUT IS DEPRESSION.
DEPRESSION?
NOW, THAT'S WHEN YOU SIT AROUND
ALL DAY EATING COOKIE DOUGH
AND CRYING AT UNITED NEGRO
COLLEGE FUND COMMERCIALS.
NO, THAT'S NOT ME.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE KIND
OF DEPRESSION, KHADIJAH.
BIPOLAR DEPRESSION CAN BE THE
OPPOSITE FROM WHAT YOU'D EXPECT.
YOU'RE ON A HIGH.
YOU CAN'T SLEEP.
YOU HAVE MOOD SWINGS
AND, EVENTUALLY, YOU CRASH.
WHATEVER.
LOOK, THE POINT IS
I HAVE MY PROBLEMS
UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY?
WHAT DO I HAVE TO
BE DEPRESSED ABOUT?
I'M NOT DEPRESSED.
I'M HAPPY.
I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON I KNOW.
WHAT IS THIS?
I HAVEN'T CRIED SINCE
MUFASA DIED IN LION KING.
DAMN THOSE HYENAS!
I THINK THIS IS ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE.
LOOK, IT'S COOL, DOC, OKAY?
I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER
CONTROL, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK I'M GOING TO BE
GETTING BACK TO WORK NOW.
LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
TELL ANYBODY I WAS CRYING, RIGHT?
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
KHADIJAH OKAY.
YOUR HAIR'S CROOKED.
PERFECT.
SO, HOW WAS "LUNCH"?
FINE. WHY?
DO WE FEEL BETTER
NOW THAT WE'VE "EATEN"?
SYNCLAIRE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE "HELL" YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I STUMBLED ONTO DR. BRYCE'S CARD
IN THE BACK OF YOUR DESK DRAWER
IN AN ENVELOPE
UNDER SOME PAPERS.
MAYBE YOU WANTED
SOMEBODY TO FIND IT.
AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE?
I ANNOUNCED TO EVERYONE
THAT YOU ARE UNDER
A PSYCHIATRIST'S CARE
AND NO ONE WAS TO TREAT YOU
AS IF ANYTHING WAS
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
EVERYBODY IS TREATING
ME LIKE I'M A MENTAL PATIENT.
YOU ARE A MENTAL PATIENT.
GOD...
YOU SHOULD'VE COME TO ME.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
ANXIETY?
LOW SELF‐ESTEEM?
OBSESSIVE THOUGHTS
OF RANDOM ARSON?
I'VE BEEN THERE, GIRL.
OH, KHADIJAH, WHEN I FIRST HEARD
THAT YOU WERE SEEING A THERAPIST
WELL, I WAS GOING
TO DENY KNOWING YOU.
BUT I JUST READ
IN ESSENCE THAT
PSYCHOTHERAPY IS IN.
MMM. IT'S A SHAME I
DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
LISTEN TO Y'ALL YAMMERING
ABOUT SOMETHING
WHEN YOU KNOW NOTHING!
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO A THERAPIST?!
PLEASE.
I'VE GOT THIS OUTFIT, GIRL.
I AM TRENDY ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHEN I WAS AT EVANS AND BELL
THEY MADE EVERY ATTORNEY
SPEND AN HOUR WITH THIS GUY
WHO CALLED HIMSELF A
PROFESSIONAL PSYCHOLOGIST.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
BECAUSE THE MAN SAID
NOTHING WORTH REPEATING.
OH, SURE, HE WENT ON AND ON
ABOUT HOW I HAD
INAPPROPRIATE HOSTILITY
AND DIFFICULTY DEALING WITH
MEN AND THAT I WAS IN DENIAL.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
SUCH CRAP IN YOUR LIFE?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?
HELPING OBIE GET OVER HIS PHOBIA
BY ASSOCIATING A GOOD
EXPERIENCE WITH A BAD ONE.
CLOWN!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
OVERTON, IF YOU
DON'T LIKE CLOWNS
WHY ARE YOU HANGING WITH KYLE?
MAXINE, I AM TRYING
TO HELP A PERSON.
YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE.
THEY'RE THE ONES
WITH THE TORCHES
WHO CHASED YOU
OUT OF THE CASTLE.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN LET US BEGIN.
TOO MUCH DATA.
OVERTON, WHERE DID THIS
STUPID FEAR COME FROM?
HOW'D IT GET STARTED?
ALL GOES BACK TO WHEN I
WAS JUST A LITTLE SHAVER
AND MA TOOK KYLE AND I
TO THE DING‐A‐DONG
CIRCUS IN ASHTUBULA.
AND A FIRE FIGHTER CLOWN
ASKED ME TO RIDE ON
THE TINY HOOK AND LADDER.
Kyle: AND, UM...
EVERYTHING WAS COOL
UNTIL IT SPUN OUT OF CONTROL
AND HE WENT FLYING HEADFIRST
INTO THE BACK END OF
LARGE THE ELEPHANT.
LITERALLY SCARED THE
SH‐TRAW OUT OF THE POOR BEAST.
DAMN NEAR BURIED ALIVE.
AND ALTHOUGH I COULD BREATHE
LORD KNOWS I WISHED I COULDN'T.
BUT THE IMAGE THAT'S
FOREVER BURNED INTO MY BRAIN
IS THE LOOKS ON THE
FACES OF THE 37 CLOWNS
TRYING TO DIG ME OUT WITH
THEIR TINY LITTLE SHOVELS
JUST DIGGING, DIGGING.
MAMA, COME HOLD ME.
YES, BABY, YES, BABY.
OH, HUSH NOW.
HELLO, ENCHANTRESS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
STILL POUTY?
KHADIJAH, CAME RIGHT OVER
WITH THE PREMIER ISSUE OF SAVOR.
YOU OWE ME 3.50.
WHO'S COOLER?"
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
AND BETTE MIDLER"?
THIS IS WEAK!
LISTEN HERE WHAT IT
SAYS IN MEDIA DAILY.
"SAVOR IS ABOUT AS FRESH
"AS A GAS STATION REST ROOM."
"INSTEAD, READERS
SHOULD LOOK TO FLAVOR."
"THE LEADING‐EDGE
MAGAZINE SAVOR TRIES TO BE."
DAH!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!
COME NOW!
SHIMMY WITH HAPPINESS.
KHADIJAH, COME IN.
I DON'T HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT OR ANYTHING.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I HAVE TIME.
MY PROCRASTINATION WORKSHOP
USUALLY STARTS A LITTLE LATE.
WELL, I JUST CAME
BY TO APOLOGIZE.
I WAS KINDA BUGGIN'
WHEN I WAS HERE BEFORE
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING
IS COOL AT WORK.
I SHOULD BE FEELING
MUCH BETTER, BUT I'M NOT.
I'M GLAD.
SURE, YOU GLAD.
THAT'S HOW YOU
GET REPEAT BUSINESS.
NO. IT'S A SIGN
THAT THE DEFENSES YOU
WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD UP
ARE FINALLY CRUMBLING.
YOU MIGHT BE LOSING
SOME COOL POINTS
BUT YOU'RE GETTING TO THE REAL.
I BEEN THINKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH I'VE GIVEN UP
TO FOCUS ON THIS MAGAZINE‐‐
TIME AWAY FROM MY
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
AND A FEW FINE MEN.
GIRL, I MEAN REAL FINE.
AND LATELY
I HAVEN'T EVEN ENJOYED
WORKING ON FLAVOR.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING
PERSON, KHADIJAH.
I MEAN, YOU
PERSEVERE, YOU ACHIEVE
YOU TAKE CARE OF SO MANY PEOPLE
BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY
YOU STOPPED TAKING
CARE OF YOURSELF.
WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD
BE KIND OF INTERESTING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THAT FROM TIME TO TIME.
THE STATE MEDICAL BOARD
SAID I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
DAMN, MY FRIENDS ARE GOING
TO WEAR ME OUT OVER THIS ONE.
I KNOW.
PSYCHOTHERAPY DOESN'T GET
MUCH RESPECT IN OUR COMMUNITY.
MY FATHER KEEPS ASKING ME
WHY DIDN'T I PICK
SOMETHING MORE REAL
LIKE PLASTIC SURGERY.
BUT THEN, THAT'S AN ISSUE
FOR ME AND MY THERAPIST.
YOU KNOW, DOC, I HEARD SOMETIMES
YOU PEOPLE CHARGE
ON A SLIDING SCALE.
ANY CHANCE THAT,
UH... FOR A SISTER
THAT SCALE MIGHT SLIDE
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO FREE?
NO, SISTER.
BUT I'M SURE
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING
OUT WHEN YOU GET BACK.
I'M PRESCRIBING A
ONE‐WEEK VACATION FOR YOU.
NO WORK, NO FRIENDS
AND DID I MENTION NO WORK?
WELL, WHAT THE HELL
AM I GOING TO DO ON A VACATION?
NOTHING.
SCARY, ISN'T IT?
I HATE VACATIONS.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
PRESCRIBE SOMETHING ELSE.
OKAY, I'LL START YOU ON PROZAC.
THAT'LL STABILIZE YOUR MOOD
BUT THERE MAY BE
SOME SIDE EFFECTS
LIKE HEADACHES,
LACK OF SEX DRIVE...
PACKING!
I'M PACKING.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I COME BACK.
LIVING SINGLE
WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
OVERTON, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
CLOWN.
CLOWN.
THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO
BUTTERFLIES KISSING IN A CARWASH.
AND FOR SOME WACKY REASON
ONE OF THEM IS
WEARING A SOMBRERO.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR APPOINTMENT
BOOK WITH YOU, OVERTON?