Living Single (1993–1998): Season 3, Episode 16 - Likes Father, Likes Son - full transcript
OKAY, KYLE. THAT'S YOUR
I'M‐'BOUT‐TO‐GET‐PAID LAUGH.
WHAT'S UP?
WELL, I WILL LET YOU
IN ON THE RESULTS
OF MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH
AS LONG AS YOU
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
WE CAN KEEP A SECRET
MR. STILL‐PLAYS‐
THE‐SOUNDTRACK‐FROM‐ FAME.
OH, MAN, I LOVED THAT MOVIE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CUTE
LITTLE SONGBIRD, IRENE CARA?
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT ANGRY DANCER, LEROY.
Maxine: YOU'RE RIGHT, GIRL!
WORK IT! I LOVED LEROY!
OKAY, CAN WE GET TO SOMETHING
WITH JUST A LITTLE MORE
SUBSTANCE, PLEASE?
NOW, YOU ALL HEARD OF THE
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON
KICKBOXING SWAMP RATS, RIGHT?
THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT
AFTER TURBO POSSUMS.
WELL, TOMORROW, HARTMAN
FOODS IS RELEASING A NEW CEREAL
CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW.
AW, MAN, EVERY
KID IN THE COUNTRY
WATCHES THAT SHOW.
YOU KNOW THEY'LL
WANT TO GRUB ON THAT.
WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ALREADY
PURCHASED HARTMAN STOCK
FOR ALL OF MY CLIENTS
AND WHEN THEIR STOCK
DOUBLES ON THE MARKET
SO WILL MY STANDING
ON WALL STREET.
I WILL BE GOD. THANK YOU.
I HEAR YOU, KYLE.
YOU WANT ME TO INVEST
THE TEN GRAND I WON
IN THAT THREE‐POINT‐SHOT
CONTEST.
WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO SAY I
CAN ONLY PART WITH A SKOSH.
OF THE JONES
FINANCIAL MOTHER LODE.
WELL, YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR ENTIRE SKOSH.
BECAUSE DEALING
WITH A FRIEND'S MONEY
IN THE STOCK MARKET, MAN, IS
THE SUREST WAY TO GAIN AN ENEMY.
Maxine: HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE NOW!
YOU KNOW, I...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE
ARE, BUT FRIENDS WE'RE NOT.
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.
YOU KNOW, UH, FRIEND
IT WAS MY PLEASURE
SPENDING THE WEEKEND
INSTALLING THE PROFESSIONAL‐
QUALITY TIE RACK IN YOUR CLOSET.
NOW, WHY AM I BRINGING
THIS UP AT THIS TIME?
WELL, YOU BE THE JUDGE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU
ALL OUT JUST THIS ONCE.
WELL, NOW, OBIE, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE RISKY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT
YOUR MONEY SOMEPLACE SAFE
LIKE A PYRAMID SCHEME OR KENO.
WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE
WHAT LITTLE MONEY I DO HAVE
TO KYLE WITHOUT SOME
SERIOUS RESEARCH.
HOW DO YOU KNOW KIDS
ARE EVEN GOING TO EAT IT?
IT'S CALLED "SUGAR‐COATED
FROSTED SWAMP NUGGETS O' HONEY."
DANG.
SOUNDS LIKE ME AND ALL
THE DENTISTS OF AMERICA
ARE ABOUT TO MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY!
WRITE THE CHECK.
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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EXPECT RECORD LOWS
SO IT IS THE PERFECT TIME
TO THROW A LITTLE
LOG ON THE FIRE
AND SNUGGLE UP WITH
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE.
SORRY, LADIES, BUT
I'M TAKEN TONIGHT.
TILL NEXT TIME,
THIS IS COLE FRONT
YOUR QUIET STORM,
KEEPIN' YOU WARM
NO MATTER HOW BAD
IT GETS OUT THERE
YOU STILL GET TO
HEAR ABOUT IT FROM ME.
AND WE'RE CLEAR! TO COMMERCIAL.
WOW! HEY, THAT WAS
REALLY GOOD, COLE.
YOU MAKE THE WEATHER
SEEM ALMOST INTERESTING.
KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA
NAME A TORNADO AFTER YOU.
HONEY... I AM A TORNADO.
GO AHEAD, TORNADO.
SEE YOU TONIGHT?
YES, SIR.
BYE.
OH!
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
PLEASE.
ALLOW ME.
OH.
REGINE HUNTER.
WELL, THANK YOU,
UM... WARNER DEVANT.
SO YOU WORK AT PALO ALTO.
YEP.
STUDIO'S ON THE 18th FLOOR.
YOUR OFFICE IN THE BUILDING?
NO, I'M HERE FOR A
LUNCH APPOINTMENT.
MY ARCHITECTURAL
FIRM IS TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
OH. ARCHITECT, HUH?
HAVE YOU DESIGNED
ANYTHING I'D RECOGNIZE?
DO YOU KNOW THE SEATON TOWERS?
OH, THE ONE WITH THE
BEAUTIFUL ROOFTOP GARDEN
NEXT TO THAT UGLY BROWN THING.
I DESIGNED THE UGLY BROWN THING.
I LIKE THE COLOR.
NEVER MIND.
LOOK, TOMORROW, I'M UNVEILING
AN UGLY GREEN BUILDING.
I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO BE MY GUEST.
OH, WELL, UM...
DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD
SO THAT I COULD THINK IT OVER
AND MAKE YOU SWEAT
IT OUT FOR A DAY?
IF IT WILL MAKE IT ANY EASIER,
IT'S A TOLL‐FREE NUMBER.
UH, HOW SHOULD I DRESS?
JUST WEAR ANYTHING TO
GO WITH THAT LOVELY SMILE.
HEY, SON.
READY FOR LUNCH?
HEY, POP, DIDN'T YOU
GET MY MESSAGE?
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
WE GOT A TAPING IN CENTRAL PARK.
I GET TO HOLD UP THIS GROUNDHOG
AND I SAY LIKE THIS‐‐
HE PREDICTS THE
WEATHER ONCE A YEAR.
I'M ON EVERY NIGHT.
THAT'S, THAT'S GOOD, SON.
THAT'S GOOD. HOW
ABOUT DINNER, THEN?
I HAVE A DATE. WHAT
ABOUT TOMORROW?
I CAN'T. I HAVE A DATE.
SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A COUPLE
OF LUCKY LADIES OUT THERE.
Announcer: And that's
today's story in the bond market.
Now let's take a look at
today's business highlights.
TRADING VOLUME WAS HEAVY.
XEROX CONTINUED TO PERFORM.
PORK BELLIES ARE
UP QUITE NICELY.
MMM.
I WISH WE KNEW WHAT THE HELL
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT!
I KNOW.
AH! CONGRATULATIONS, INVESTORS.
AS OF CLOSE OF MARKET TODAY
I DOUBLED YOUR MONEY.
OH, YEAH!
YOU HEAR THAT, SYNCLAIRE?
NOW I CAN TAKE YOU ON THAT
FIRST‐CLASS CARIBBEAN CRUISE
AND I CAN BUY ALL THE ANTI‐
NAUSEA MEDICINE YOU'LL NEED.
OH, OBIE, I'LL BE
YOUR BAHAMA MAMA.
MMM, THAT'S RIGHT.
WHOO! I CAN'T WAIT TO
DOUBLE MY MONEY AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, I'M BULLISH ON
BARKER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
OH, MAXINE... NO,
GET OFF ME, MAN.
YO, MAN, LET IT RIDE!
LET IT RIDE!
LET IT RIDE, BABY!
OH, YEAH!
All: PARLAY!
PARLAY!
LET IT RIDE, NOW.
PARLAY!
JUST A MINUTE, JUST A
MINUTE. JUST, JUST A MINUTE.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR A
SENSIBLE COURSE OF INVESTMENTS
SO I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER
A FEW JUNIOR INVESTMENT
PORTFOLIOS FOR EACH OF YOU.
OKAY, BUT, UH, LOOK HERE.
A WORD OF CAUTION‐‐
I AM A BITCH WHEN I'M BROKE.
OKAY, GO AHEAD ON, BRO.
DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
HEY, KYLE, LET'S POOL
OUR INVESTMENT IDEAS.
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU'RE GOING TO BUY?
EAR PLUGS.
NO, I MEAN IT, WARNER.
THOSE WERE THE BEST SEATS I
HAVE EVER HAD AT THE OPERA.
I MEAN, I COULD
ACTUALLY SEE THE SWEAT
DRIP OFF PAVAROTTI'S
SECOND CHIN.
MM, WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
THERE'S ANOTHER CALL.
HELLO?
OH, HI, COLE... UH‐HUH.
WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE
STILL ON FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
OKAY. SMOOCHES!
HELLO, WARNER?
UH‐HUH... OKAY.
OF COURSE WE'RE STILL
ON FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.
HMM‐MM. SMOOCHES!
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE LADY'S GOING TO
JUGGLE A TOMAHAWK
A FLAMING TORCH AND A LIVE TUNA!
NOW, REGINE, THESE TWO
GUYS YOU'RE DATING‐‐
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER?
THAT'S CUTE, SYNCLAIRE...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, IT IS STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE TRICKY
BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THEM BOTH.
OH, BUT DON'T GET
ME WRONG, THOUGH.
THERE IS NO E. O. M. YET.
E.O.M.?
"EXPECTATIONS OF MONOGAMY."
IT'S THAT CRITICAL
PHASE OF A RELATIONSHIP
WHERE YOU JUST
PASS CASUAL DATING
BUT HAVEN'T YET CALLED ALL
THE WOMEN IN HIS PHONE BOOK
AND TOLD THEM TO BACK OFF.
RIGHT. I MEAN, WHEN
YOU'RE FIRST DATING
YOU KNOW YOU WANT
TO LOOK YOUR BEST.
YOU SHAVE YOUR
LEG, MAYBE BOTH...
BUT WHEN YOU HIT E. O. M.
HE THINKS YOUR FURRY
LEGS ARE SEXY, YOU KNOW?
THE POINT IS THAT BOTH
OF THESE GENTLEMEN
OFFER THEIR OWN
PARTICULAR CHARMS.
I MEAN, WARNER‐‐
HE'S DISTINGUISHED
AND HE'S KIND AND HE'S
FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.
NOW, COLE‐‐ HE'S HANDSOME
AND HE'S FUNNY AND FAMOUS
AND FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.
TOGETHER, I AM DATING
THE PERFECT MAN.
DIDN'T KYLE INVEST
SOME OF YOUR MONEY
IN KANSAS CONTINENTAL
COMMUNICATIONS?
YEAH, WE ALL GOT A
BLOCK OF CAN‐CON‐COM.
WELL, IT'S DOWN TWO POINTS.
YOU KNOW, THIS STOCK MARKET
STUFF WAS A LOT MORE FUN
WHEN WE AIN'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL WAS GOING ON.
I KNOW ONE THING‐‐
I GOT FIVE SHARES OF KYLE'S
ASS IF HE LOST MY MONEY.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE.
I GOT MORE CALLS
FROM YOU ALL TODAY
THAN I GOT FROM ALL OF
MY INVESTORS LAST MONTH
AND WITH SUCH SAVVY
INVESTMENT STRATEGIES
AS "KYLE, BUY TEN SHARES
OF DENZEL WASHINGTON."
WELL, DENZEL CUTE.
AND YOU! YOU WANTED ME TO INVEST
IN A RECLINING ELECTRIC CHAIR?
WHO?
AND WHERE'S...
AND YOU WANTED ME TO
BUY STOCK IN McDONALD'S.
JUST SO YOU COULD WALTZ IN
AND ASK FOR THE RECIPE
FOR THE SECRET SAUCE?
AND YOU...!
WELL, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA WHY YOU CALLED.
I HIT THE WRONG
SPEED‐DIAL BUTTON.
ALL RIGHT, B. S. HUTTON
I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY
HOW MUCH HAVE I LOST
SINCE THIS MORNING.
ROUGHLY THREE DOLLARS.
ROUGHLY?
WHAT KIND OF SLIPSHOD OPERATION
ARE YOU RUNNING?!
THE KIND THAT DOES NOT
INVOLVE THE THREE OF YOU
BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW‐‐ HA‐HA!
I AM NO LONGER YOUR STOCKBROKER.
WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE
BUT YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT ME MOUNTING
THAT WATERPROOF KARAOKE
MACHINE IN YOUR SHOWER!
EH, FORGET HIM.
HE WASN'T VERY
PROFESSIONAL ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW, AFTER A
FEW OF MY TEST CALLS
JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS
RIGHT BY THE PHONE
WHEN I NEEDED HIM
HE CAUGHT QUITE
THE LITTLE ATTITUDE.
HEY, YOU GUYS.
YOU REMEMBER WARNER.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
SAY, DO YOU THINK
IT'D BE ALL RIGHT
IF WE TURNED TO CHANNEL
5 FOR JUST A MINUTE?
WHAT'S ON?
Front: This is
Cole Front saying:
Whenever there are clouds above
just think of Cole and
the forecast is love.
By the way, Happy
89th Birthday, Grandma.
HE MENTIONS MY
MOTHER EVERY YEAR.
WHAT A GOOD SON.
SON?
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MAMA.
SO, COLE FRONT
THE WEATHER GUY, IS YOUR SON?
THAT'S MY BOY.
BUT YOU HAVE
DIFFERENT LAST NAMES.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
IT MAKES NO SENSE, I TELL YOU!
WELL, "DEVANT" IS
FRENCH FOR "FRONT"
AND COLE WANTED SOMETHING CATCHY
FOR TELEVISION.
GOOD THING OUR FAMILY
NAME WASN'T DERRIERE.
YOU KNOW, I HAD A SECOND
GRADE TEACHER NAMED MR. BUTTS
AND WE LIKED HIM.
SO, WARNER...
I MEAN, IS YOUR GOOD‐LOOKING SON
SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?
COLE?
I DON'T KEEP TRACK.
CLEARLY.
OKAY, UH, WARNER, UH, YOU KNOW
TONIGHT HAS REALLY BEEN GREAT
BUT, UH, OOH, I REALLY
NEED TO LAY DOWN.
WHAT'S WRONG?
FEELING A LITTLE
UNDER THE WEATHER?
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?
YES.
FEEL BETTER.
OKAY.
TEN MILLION FREAKING
PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY
AND I HAVE TO PICK
A FATHER AND A SON?!
B‐B‐BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HUH?
WH‐WH‐WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED?
TH‐TH‐THIS IS SO...
IT'S... IT‐IT'S SO...
NINETIES.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THAT LITTLE
ELF FACE OF YOURS
DOES NOT MEAN
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.
KHADIJAH, NOW, COME ON.
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED,
WHY SHOULD I PENALIZE THEM?
I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.
YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN IN
SOME PRETTY FREAKY.
DATING SITUATIONS.
I MEAN, BROTHER‐BROTHER
GRANDUNCLE‐NEPHEW... KYLE.
BUT FATHER‐SON.
THAT'S JUST SICK.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THESE TWO ANYWAY?
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE
RICHARD AND LeVAR BURTON.
YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE SPOTS?
OH. WELL, I CAN
CERTAINLY SEE WHY.
THEY HAVE SHRIMP SCAMPI
PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
YOU MEAN WITH A
DOCTOR TO REVIVE ME?
YOU KNOW I'M
ALLERGIC TO SHELL FISH.
MY FATHER LIKES IT, THOUGH.
REALLY?
YEAH.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
THE SCAMPI IS
LIGHT ON THE GARLIC.
JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.
WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS
MORE THAN YOU DID THAT MOVIE.
I'M SORRY, REGINE.
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN A
BIG MARIO VAN PEEBLES FAN.
Regine: YOU KNOW
I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR THIS NECKLACE.
IT'S SO SPECIAL.
YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT?
WHICH REMINDS ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE
SHOULD DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
WE SHOULD KICK BACK
AND WATCH NEW JACK CITY...
AND THE MAKING OF NEW JACK CITY.
AND JUST GET US A BIG PLATTER
OF MANWICHES, YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL, I ALREADY HAVE APRIL
14 CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR.
APRIL 14?
YOU KNOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
THAT'S MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.
WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.
MY, THAT'S A LOVELY NECKLACE.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE
MY SON GAVE HIS EX‐WIFE.
ANYWAY, WEDNESDAY'S HIS BIRTHDAY
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A
LITTLE FAMILY GATHERING.
I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU
OFF TO MY TWO SONS.
YOU HAVE ANOTHER SON?
YES. HE'S A PRIEST.
THANK GOD.
HEY, HEY.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR EX‐BROKER.
KYLE, WE FOUND A BROKER
AT YOUR INVESTMENT FIRM
THAT WAS VERY HAPPY TO
LOOK AFTER OUR INVESTMENTS.
YES, I KNOW.
THIS AFTERNOON HE
KISSED ME ON THE FOREHEAD
SAID, "THANK YOU
FOR THE SUCKERS"
AS HE HEADED OUT THE DOOR
TOWARD THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP.
DO YOU RECALL
ME TELLING YOU THAT EVERY
TIME YOU BUY AND SELL STOCK
THERE IS A TWO
PERCENT COMMISSION?
KIND OF.
YEAH, WELL, YOU PEOPLE
KIND OF MADE 317
TRANSACTIONS TODAY.
FOR SOME REASON,
MY STOMACH HURTS.
SO WHAT YOU SAYING?
ALL MY MAN'S MONEY'S GONE?
NO.
FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO POOL
THE REMAINING ASSETS
AND INVEST THEM
IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF
FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT.
HERE, HOLD THIS.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
YOU TAKE THE COIN AND
PLACE IT ON THE TOMB.
THEN THE LITTLE
MAN'S HAND COMES OUT
AND SNATCHES IT AWAY.
FOR SAFEKEEPING.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
Kyle: AH. SO, REGINE
I SEE YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR DATE
WITH SANFORD AND SON.
Y'ALL, IT'S GETTING
TO BE A LITTLE MUCH.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO
CONSTANTLY BE ON MY GUARD
SO THAT I DON'T CONFUSE WHO
DID WHAT AND WHEN AND WHERE.
OOH, IF I WANTED TO
WORK THIS HARD AT DATING
I'D HAVE BEEN ONE OF Y'ALL.
OH, REGINE.
COMPANY.
WARNER. COLE.
WON'T YOU COME IN.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
OH, WE'RE OUT.
I'LL RUN TO JERSEY AND GET SOME.
REGINE, WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK
WITH BOTH YOUR FACES, PLEASE.
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
GO AHEAD, RIGHT THERE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THAT REGINE
WANTS TO BE ALONE
WITH HER DATE AND HIS SON.
OR... HER DATE AND HIS DAD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN THEM.
GOOD SAVE, SYNCLAIRE.
ACTUALLY, SHE DID ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, THIS IS A
AWKWARD SITUATION.
YOU'RE RIGHT
THIS IS THE MOST
AWKWARD SITUATION...
GET OUT!
OKAY. OKAY.
REGINE, WE HAVE A
PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS.
I WAS HOPING TO COME HERE
AND FIND OUT IT WASN'T TRUE.
SEE IF I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES
HERE THE OTHER DAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR
THIS TO HAPPEN.
AND I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET SWEET ON YOU
AND THEN DISCOVER
YOU WERE DATING MY SON.
I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
I TOLD YOU SECRETS
ONLY A TRAINED
METEOROLOGIST WOULD KNOW
LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS SLEET.
BELIEVE ME, I AM VERY
FOND OF BOTH OF YOU.
ALL I CAN SAY IS
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I‐I THINK IT WOULD BE
EASIER ON‐ON BOTH OF YOU
IF YOU'D JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET OFF THAT EASY.
YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OF US.
COLE, DON'T PUT HER ON THE SPOT.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
SHE SAYS SHE LIKES US BOTH.
SHE SHOULD PICK.
FINE. I WILL PICK.
GOOD.
I CHOOSE YOU... WARNER.
SO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?
HEY, FRANKLY
I THINK SHE MADE A GOOD CHOICE.
NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I... I DON'T NEED YOU,
I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
I'M A WEATHERMAN.
COLE FRONT IS BACK ON THE HUNT.
WARNER, I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID.
I REALLY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY
BUT I WOULD UNDERSTAND
IF YOU NEVER WANTED
TO SEE ME AGAIN.
WELL, I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU LEADING US ON.
AND I HAVE TO CONSIDER
MY SON'S FEELINGS.
WHAT THE HELL.
I'LL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE HE IS.
LET'S GO DANCING.
WELL, GREAT.
UM, OH, I KNOW THIS GREAT PLACE
THAT PLAYS OLDIES, AND
WE CAN DO THE TWIST.
BUMP THAT. I'M INTO HIP HOP.
YOU DOWN WITH THE BUTTERFLY?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
FOR THOSE OF YOU
CAUGHT IN YESTERDAY'S
FLASH FLOOD
YOU'RE PROBABLY BLAMING ME
FOR SLAPPING MR. SUNSHINE
UP ON THE WEATHER BOARD.
I WAS HAVING SOME
PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
KNIFE IN MY BACK.
WE'VE GOT SOME HEAVY
CLOUDS IN THE TRI‐STATE AREA
BUT YOU DON'T NEED
ME TO TELL YOU THAT.
OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW
AND TAKE A LOOK OUT.
THOSE ON THE COAST
WILL NOTICE A LOT
OF LOW‐LYING FOG.
JUST SOME LOW, LYING,
DUPLICITOUS, DECEITFUL FOG.
I WANT TO SEND A LITTLE
SHOUT‐OUT TO MY POP.
HOW YOU DOING, POP?
HI, REGINE.
I'LL TAKE A LITTLE
PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE.
I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT LOVE.
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
BOSS WANTS TO SEE
YOU RIGHT AWAY, COLE.
PERFECT, MAN.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
I'M‐'BOUT‐TO‐GET‐PAID LAUGH.
WHAT'S UP?
WELL, I WILL LET YOU
IN ON THE RESULTS
OF MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH
AS LONG AS YOU
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
WE CAN KEEP A SECRET
MR. STILL‐PLAYS‐
THE‐SOUNDTRACK‐FROM‐ FAME.
OH, MAN, I LOVED THAT MOVIE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CUTE
LITTLE SONGBIRD, IRENE CARA?
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT ANGRY DANCER, LEROY.
Maxine: YOU'RE RIGHT, GIRL!
WORK IT! I LOVED LEROY!
OKAY, CAN WE GET TO SOMETHING
WITH JUST A LITTLE MORE
SUBSTANCE, PLEASE?
NOW, YOU ALL HEARD OF THE
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON
KICKBOXING SWAMP RATS, RIGHT?
THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT
AFTER TURBO POSSUMS.
WELL, TOMORROW, HARTMAN
FOODS IS RELEASING A NEW CEREAL
CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW.
AW, MAN, EVERY
KID IN THE COUNTRY
WATCHES THAT SHOW.
YOU KNOW THEY'LL
WANT TO GRUB ON THAT.
WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ALREADY
PURCHASED HARTMAN STOCK
FOR ALL OF MY CLIENTS
AND WHEN THEIR STOCK
DOUBLES ON THE MARKET
SO WILL MY STANDING
ON WALL STREET.
I WILL BE GOD. THANK YOU.
I HEAR YOU, KYLE.
YOU WANT ME TO INVEST
THE TEN GRAND I WON
IN THAT THREE‐POINT‐SHOT
CONTEST.
WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO SAY I
CAN ONLY PART WITH A SKOSH.
OF THE JONES
FINANCIAL MOTHER LODE.
WELL, YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR ENTIRE SKOSH.
BECAUSE DEALING
WITH A FRIEND'S MONEY
IN THE STOCK MARKET, MAN, IS
THE SUREST WAY TO GAIN AN ENEMY.
Maxine: HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE NOW!
YOU KNOW, I...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE
ARE, BUT FRIENDS WE'RE NOT.
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.
YOU KNOW, UH, FRIEND
IT WAS MY PLEASURE
SPENDING THE WEEKEND
INSTALLING THE PROFESSIONAL‐
QUALITY TIE RACK IN YOUR CLOSET.
NOW, WHY AM I BRINGING
THIS UP AT THIS TIME?
WELL, YOU BE THE JUDGE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU
ALL OUT JUST THIS ONCE.
WELL, NOW, OBIE, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE RISKY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT
YOUR MONEY SOMEPLACE SAFE
LIKE A PYRAMID SCHEME OR KENO.
WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE
WHAT LITTLE MONEY I DO HAVE
TO KYLE WITHOUT SOME
SERIOUS RESEARCH.
HOW DO YOU KNOW KIDS
ARE EVEN GOING TO EAT IT?
IT'S CALLED "SUGAR‐COATED
FROSTED SWAMP NUGGETS O' HONEY."
DANG.
SOUNDS LIKE ME AND ALL
THE DENTISTS OF AMERICA
ARE ABOUT TO MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY!
WRITE THE CHECK.
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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EXPECT RECORD LOWS
SO IT IS THE PERFECT TIME
TO THROW A LITTLE
LOG ON THE FIRE
AND SNUGGLE UP WITH
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE.
SORRY, LADIES, BUT
I'M TAKEN TONIGHT.
TILL NEXT TIME,
THIS IS COLE FRONT
YOUR QUIET STORM,
KEEPIN' YOU WARM
NO MATTER HOW BAD
IT GETS OUT THERE
YOU STILL GET TO
HEAR ABOUT IT FROM ME.
AND WE'RE CLEAR! TO COMMERCIAL.
WOW! HEY, THAT WAS
REALLY GOOD, COLE.
YOU MAKE THE WEATHER
SEEM ALMOST INTERESTING.
KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA
NAME A TORNADO AFTER YOU.
HONEY... I AM A TORNADO.
GO AHEAD, TORNADO.
SEE YOU TONIGHT?
YES, SIR.
BYE.
OH!
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
PLEASE.
ALLOW ME.
OH.
REGINE HUNTER.
WELL, THANK YOU,
UM... WARNER DEVANT.
SO YOU WORK AT PALO ALTO.
YEP.
STUDIO'S ON THE 18th FLOOR.
YOUR OFFICE IN THE BUILDING?
NO, I'M HERE FOR A
LUNCH APPOINTMENT.
MY ARCHITECTURAL
FIRM IS TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
OH. ARCHITECT, HUH?
HAVE YOU DESIGNED
ANYTHING I'D RECOGNIZE?
DO YOU KNOW THE SEATON TOWERS?
OH, THE ONE WITH THE
BEAUTIFUL ROOFTOP GARDEN
NEXT TO THAT UGLY BROWN THING.
I DESIGNED THE UGLY BROWN THING.
I LIKE THE COLOR.
NEVER MIND.
LOOK, TOMORROW, I'M UNVEILING
AN UGLY GREEN BUILDING.
I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO BE MY GUEST.
OH, WELL, UM...
DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD
SO THAT I COULD THINK IT OVER
AND MAKE YOU SWEAT
IT OUT FOR A DAY?
IF IT WILL MAKE IT ANY EASIER,
IT'S A TOLL‐FREE NUMBER.
UH, HOW SHOULD I DRESS?
JUST WEAR ANYTHING TO
GO WITH THAT LOVELY SMILE.
HEY, SON.
READY FOR LUNCH?
HEY, POP, DIDN'T YOU
GET MY MESSAGE?
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
WE GOT A TAPING IN CENTRAL PARK.
I GET TO HOLD UP THIS GROUNDHOG
AND I SAY LIKE THIS‐‐
HE PREDICTS THE
WEATHER ONCE A YEAR.
I'M ON EVERY NIGHT.
THAT'S, THAT'S GOOD, SON.
THAT'S GOOD. HOW
ABOUT DINNER, THEN?
I HAVE A DATE. WHAT
ABOUT TOMORROW?
I CAN'T. I HAVE A DATE.
SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A COUPLE
OF LUCKY LADIES OUT THERE.
Announcer: And that's
today's story in the bond market.
Now let's take a look at
today's business highlights.
TRADING VOLUME WAS HEAVY.
XEROX CONTINUED TO PERFORM.
PORK BELLIES ARE
UP QUITE NICELY.
MMM.
I WISH WE KNEW WHAT THE HELL
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT!
I KNOW.
AH! CONGRATULATIONS, INVESTORS.
AS OF CLOSE OF MARKET TODAY
I DOUBLED YOUR MONEY.
OH, YEAH!
YOU HEAR THAT, SYNCLAIRE?
NOW I CAN TAKE YOU ON THAT
FIRST‐CLASS CARIBBEAN CRUISE
AND I CAN BUY ALL THE ANTI‐
NAUSEA MEDICINE YOU'LL NEED.
OH, OBIE, I'LL BE
YOUR BAHAMA MAMA.
MMM, THAT'S RIGHT.
WHOO! I CAN'T WAIT TO
DOUBLE MY MONEY AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, I'M BULLISH ON
BARKER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
OH, MAXINE... NO,
GET OFF ME, MAN.
YO, MAN, LET IT RIDE!
LET IT RIDE!
LET IT RIDE, BABY!
OH, YEAH!
All: PARLAY!
PARLAY!
LET IT RIDE, NOW.
PARLAY!
JUST A MINUTE, JUST A
MINUTE. JUST, JUST A MINUTE.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR A
SENSIBLE COURSE OF INVESTMENTS
SO I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER
A FEW JUNIOR INVESTMENT
PORTFOLIOS FOR EACH OF YOU.
OKAY, BUT, UH, LOOK HERE.
A WORD OF CAUTION‐‐
I AM A BITCH WHEN I'M BROKE.
OKAY, GO AHEAD ON, BRO.
DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
HEY, KYLE, LET'S POOL
OUR INVESTMENT IDEAS.
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU'RE GOING TO BUY?
EAR PLUGS.
NO, I MEAN IT, WARNER.
THOSE WERE THE BEST SEATS I
HAVE EVER HAD AT THE OPERA.
I MEAN, I COULD
ACTUALLY SEE THE SWEAT
DRIP OFF PAVAROTTI'S
SECOND CHIN.
MM, WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
THERE'S ANOTHER CALL.
HELLO?
OH, HI, COLE... UH‐HUH.
WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE
STILL ON FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
OKAY. SMOOCHES!
HELLO, WARNER?
UH‐HUH... OKAY.
OF COURSE WE'RE STILL
ON FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.
HMM‐MM. SMOOCHES!
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE LADY'S GOING TO
JUGGLE A TOMAHAWK
A FLAMING TORCH AND A LIVE TUNA!
NOW, REGINE, THESE TWO
GUYS YOU'RE DATING‐‐
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER?
THAT'S CUTE, SYNCLAIRE...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, IT IS STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE TRICKY
BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THEM BOTH.
OH, BUT DON'T GET
ME WRONG, THOUGH.
THERE IS NO E. O. M. YET.
E.O.M.?
"EXPECTATIONS OF MONOGAMY."
IT'S THAT CRITICAL
PHASE OF A RELATIONSHIP
WHERE YOU JUST
PASS CASUAL DATING
BUT HAVEN'T YET CALLED ALL
THE WOMEN IN HIS PHONE BOOK
AND TOLD THEM TO BACK OFF.
RIGHT. I MEAN, WHEN
YOU'RE FIRST DATING
YOU KNOW YOU WANT
TO LOOK YOUR BEST.
YOU SHAVE YOUR
LEG, MAYBE BOTH...
BUT WHEN YOU HIT E. O. M.
HE THINKS YOUR FURRY
LEGS ARE SEXY, YOU KNOW?
THE POINT IS THAT BOTH
OF THESE GENTLEMEN
OFFER THEIR OWN
PARTICULAR CHARMS.
I MEAN, WARNER‐‐
HE'S DISTINGUISHED
AND HE'S KIND AND HE'S
FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.
NOW, COLE‐‐ HE'S HANDSOME
AND HE'S FUNNY AND FAMOUS
AND FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.
TOGETHER, I AM DATING
THE PERFECT MAN.
DIDN'T KYLE INVEST
SOME OF YOUR MONEY
IN KANSAS CONTINENTAL
COMMUNICATIONS?
YEAH, WE ALL GOT A
BLOCK OF CAN‐CON‐COM.
WELL, IT'S DOWN TWO POINTS.
YOU KNOW, THIS STOCK MARKET
STUFF WAS A LOT MORE FUN
WHEN WE AIN'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL WAS GOING ON.
I KNOW ONE THING‐‐
I GOT FIVE SHARES OF KYLE'S
ASS IF HE LOST MY MONEY.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE.
I GOT MORE CALLS
FROM YOU ALL TODAY
THAN I GOT FROM ALL OF
MY INVESTORS LAST MONTH
AND WITH SUCH SAVVY
INVESTMENT STRATEGIES
AS "KYLE, BUY TEN SHARES
OF DENZEL WASHINGTON."
WELL, DENZEL CUTE.
AND YOU! YOU WANTED ME TO INVEST
IN A RECLINING ELECTRIC CHAIR?
WHO?
AND WHERE'S...
AND YOU WANTED ME TO
BUY STOCK IN McDONALD'S.
JUST SO YOU COULD WALTZ IN
AND ASK FOR THE RECIPE
FOR THE SECRET SAUCE?
AND YOU...!
WELL, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA WHY YOU CALLED.
I HIT THE WRONG
SPEED‐DIAL BUTTON.
ALL RIGHT, B. S. HUTTON
I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY
HOW MUCH HAVE I LOST
SINCE THIS MORNING.
ROUGHLY THREE DOLLARS.
ROUGHLY?
WHAT KIND OF SLIPSHOD OPERATION
ARE YOU RUNNING?!
THE KIND THAT DOES NOT
INVOLVE THE THREE OF YOU
BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW‐‐ HA‐HA!
I AM NO LONGER YOUR STOCKBROKER.
WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE
BUT YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT ME MOUNTING
THAT WATERPROOF KARAOKE
MACHINE IN YOUR SHOWER!
EH, FORGET HIM.
HE WASN'T VERY
PROFESSIONAL ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW, AFTER A
FEW OF MY TEST CALLS
JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS
RIGHT BY THE PHONE
WHEN I NEEDED HIM
HE CAUGHT QUITE
THE LITTLE ATTITUDE.
HEY, YOU GUYS.
YOU REMEMBER WARNER.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
SAY, DO YOU THINK
IT'D BE ALL RIGHT
IF WE TURNED TO CHANNEL
5 FOR JUST A MINUTE?
WHAT'S ON?
Front: This is
Cole Front saying:
Whenever there are clouds above
just think of Cole and
the forecast is love.
By the way, Happy
89th Birthday, Grandma.
HE MENTIONS MY
MOTHER EVERY YEAR.
WHAT A GOOD SON.
SON?
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MAMA.
SO, COLE FRONT
THE WEATHER GUY, IS YOUR SON?
THAT'S MY BOY.
BUT YOU HAVE
DIFFERENT LAST NAMES.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
IT MAKES NO SENSE, I TELL YOU!
WELL, "DEVANT" IS
FRENCH FOR "FRONT"
AND COLE WANTED SOMETHING CATCHY
FOR TELEVISION.
GOOD THING OUR FAMILY
NAME WASN'T DERRIERE.
YOU KNOW, I HAD A SECOND
GRADE TEACHER NAMED MR. BUTTS
AND WE LIKED HIM.
SO, WARNER...
I MEAN, IS YOUR GOOD‐LOOKING SON
SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?
COLE?
I DON'T KEEP TRACK.
CLEARLY.
OKAY, UH, WARNER, UH, YOU KNOW
TONIGHT HAS REALLY BEEN GREAT
BUT, UH, OOH, I REALLY
NEED TO LAY DOWN.
WHAT'S WRONG?
FEELING A LITTLE
UNDER THE WEATHER?
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?
YES.
FEEL BETTER.
OKAY.
TEN MILLION FREAKING
PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY
AND I HAVE TO PICK
A FATHER AND A SON?!
B‐B‐BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HUH?
WH‐WH‐WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED?
TH‐TH‐THIS IS SO...
IT'S... IT‐IT'S SO...
NINETIES.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THAT LITTLE
ELF FACE OF YOURS
DOES NOT MEAN
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.
KHADIJAH, NOW, COME ON.
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED,
WHY SHOULD I PENALIZE THEM?
I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.
YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN IN
SOME PRETTY FREAKY.
DATING SITUATIONS.
I MEAN, BROTHER‐BROTHER
GRANDUNCLE‐NEPHEW... KYLE.
BUT FATHER‐SON.
THAT'S JUST SICK.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THESE TWO ANYWAY?
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE
RICHARD AND LeVAR BURTON.
YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE SPOTS?
OH. WELL, I CAN
CERTAINLY SEE WHY.
THEY HAVE SHRIMP SCAMPI
PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
YOU MEAN WITH A
DOCTOR TO REVIVE ME?
YOU KNOW I'M
ALLERGIC TO SHELL FISH.
MY FATHER LIKES IT, THOUGH.
REALLY?
YEAH.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
THE SCAMPI IS
LIGHT ON THE GARLIC.
JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.
WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS
MORE THAN YOU DID THAT MOVIE.
I'M SORRY, REGINE.
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN A
BIG MARIO VAN PEEBLES FAN.
Regine: YOU KNOW
I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR THIS NECKLACE.
IT'S SO SPECIAL.
YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT?
WHICH REMINDS ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE
SHOULD DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
WE SHOULD KICK BACK
AND WATCH NEW JACK CITY...
AND THE MAKING OF NEW JACK CITY.
AND JUST GET US A BIG PLATTER
OF MANWICHES, YOU KNOW THAT?
WELL, I ALREADY HAVE APRIL
14 CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR.
APRIL 14?
YOU KNOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
THAT'S MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.
WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.
MY, THAT'S A LOVELY NECKLACE.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE
MY SON GAVE HIS EX‐WIFE.
ANYWAY, WEDNESDAY'S HIS BIRTHDAY
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A
LITTLE FAMILY GATHERING.
I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU
OFF TO MY TWO SONS.
YOU HAVE ANOTHER SON?
YES. HE'S A PRIEST.
THANK GOD.
HEY, HEY.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR EX‐BROKER.
KYLE, WE FOUND A BROKER
AT YOUR INVESTMENT FIRM
THAT WAS VERY HAPPY TO
LOOK AFTER OUR INVESTMENTS.
YES, I KNOW.
THIS AFTERNOON HE
KISSED ME ON THE FOREHEAD
SAID, "THANK YOU
FOR THE SUCKERS"
AS HE HEADED OUT THE DOOR
TOWARD THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP.
DO YOU RECALL
ME TELLING YOU THAT EVERY
TIME YOU BUY AND SELL STOCK
THERE IS A TWO
PERCENT COMMISSION?
KIND OF.
YEAH, WELL, YOU PEOPLE
KIND OF MADE 317
TRANSACTIONS TODAY.
FOR SOME REASON,
MY STOMACH HURTS.
SO WHAT YOU SAYING?
ALL MY MAN'S MONEY'S GONE?
NO.
FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO POOL
THE REMAINING ASSETS
AND INVEST THEM
IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF
FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT.
HERE, HOLD THIS.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
YOU TAKE THE COIN AND
PLACE IT ON THE TOMB.
THEN THE LITTLE
MAN'S HAND COMES OUT
AND SNATCHES IT AWAY.
FOR SAFEKEEPING.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
Kyle: AH. SO, REGINE
I SEE YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR DATE
WITH SANFORD AND SON.
Y'ALL, IT'S GETTING
TO BE A LITTLE MUCH.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO
CONSTANTLY BE ON MY GUARD
SO THAT I DON'T CONFUSE WHO
DID WHAT AND WHEN AND WHERE.
OOH, IF I WANTED TO
WORK THIS HARD AT DATING
I'D HAVE BEEN ONE OF Y'ALL.
OH, REGINE.
COMPANY.
WARNER. COLE.
WON'T YOU COME IN.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
OH, WE'RE OUT.
I'LL RUN TO JERSEY AND GET SOME.
REGINE, WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK
WITH BOTH YOUR FACES, PLEASE.
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
GO AHEAD, RIGHT THERE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THAT REGINE
WANTS TO BE ALONE
WITH HER DATE AND HIS SON.
OR... HER DATE AND HIS DAD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN THEM.
GOOD SAVE, SYNCLAIRE.
ACTUALLY, SHE DID ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, THIS IS A
AWKWARD SITUATION.
YOU'RE RIGHT
THIS IS THE MOST
AWKWARD SITUATION...
GET OUT!
OKAY. OKAY.
REGINE, WE HAVE A
PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS.
I WAS HOPING TO COME HERE
AND FIND OUT IT WASN'T TRUE.
SEE IF I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES
HERE THE OTHER DAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR
THIS TO HAPPEN.
AND I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET SWEET ON YOU
AND THEN DISCOVER
YOU WERE DATING MY SON.
I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
I TOLD YOU SECRETS
ONLY A TRAINED
METEOROLOGIST WOULD KNOW
LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS SLEET.
BELIEVE ME, I AM VERY
FOND OF BOTH OF YOU.
ALL I CAN SAY IS
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I‐I THINK IT WOULD BE
EASIER ON‐ON BOTH OF YOU
IF YOU'D JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET OFF THAT EASY.
YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OF US.
COLE, DON'T PUT HER ON THE SPOT.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
SHE SAYS SHE LIKES US BOTH.
SHE SHOULD PICK.
FINE. I WILL PICK.
GOOD.
I CHOOSE YOU... WARNER.
SO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?
HEY, FRANKLY
I THINK SHE MADE A GOOD CHOICE.
NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I... I DON'T NEED YOU,
I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
I'M A WEATHERMAN.
COLE FRONT IS BACK ON THE HUNT.
WARNER, I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID.
I REALLY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY
BUT I WOULD UNDERSTAND
IF YOU NEVER WANTED
TO SEE ME AGAIN.
WELL, I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU LEADING US ON.
AND I HAVE TO CONSIDER
MY SON'S FEELINGS.
WHAT THE HELL.
I'LL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE HE IS.
LET'S GO DANCING.
WELL, GREAT.
UM, OH, I KNOW THIS GREAT PLACE
THAT PLAYS OLDIES, AND
WE CAN DO THE TWIST.
BUMP THAT. I'M INTO HIP HOP.
YOU DOWN WITH THE BUTTERFLY?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
FOR THOSE OF YOU
CAUGHT IN YESTERDAY'S
FLASH FLOOD
YOU'RE PROBABLY BLAMING ME
FOR SLAPPING MR. SUNSHINE
UP ON THE WEATHER BOARD.
I WAS HAVING SOME
PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
KNIFE IN MY BACK.
WE'VE GOT SOME HEAVY
CLOUDS IN THE TRI‐STATE AREA
BUT YOU DON'T NEED
ME TO TELL YOU THAT.
OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW
AND TAKE A LOOK OUT.
THOSE ON THE COAST
WILL NOTICE A LOT
OF LOW‐LYING FOG.
JUST SOME LOW, LYING,
DUPLICITOUS, DECEITFUL FOG.
I WANT TO SEND A LITTLE
SHOUT‐OUT TO MY POP.
HOW YOU DOING, POP?
HI, REGINE.
I'LL TAKE A LITTLE
PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE.
I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT LOVE.
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
BOSS WANTS TO SEE
YOU RIGHT AWAY, COLE.
PERFECT, MAN.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?