Littlest Pet Shop (2012–2022): Season 1, Episode 5 - Penny for Your Laughs - full transcript
Pepper is unaware that her new stand-up comedy show routine might be offending the other pets; meanwhile, Blythe is persuaded to become friends with the Biskit twins.
G.M.M.T.
Wait, don't tell me...
"Giant Monkeys Mean Trouble?"
No. Good Morning, Mrs. Twombly.
It's just a way more efficient way of saying it.
Not when you factor in your explanation time.
T.T., Mrs. T.
Another package for you, Pepper.
Well, it's about time this got here.
Smells funny.
It's my latest comedy prop, pistachio pudding shoes!
And if you think they smell funny now,
wait till I wear 'em around a while. Mah-ha!
Ooh, squishy.
( all chattering, laughing )
Hey, guys! Guys! Isn't it hilarious?
Mmm, I guess.
What gives?
You should be laughing newspaper out your noses.
It's just, well, the pudding thing is getting kind of old.
Yeah, but it's pudding!
Everybody knows that pudding
is second only to mashed potatoes in funny.
It never gets old.
( laughing )
( laughing weakly )
My pudding gags are old.
♪ You think about All the things ♪
♪ That you love to do
♪ It all comes true
♪ You find a place You never knew ♪
♪ Where you're happy to
♪ Just be you
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me
Don't worry, Pepper, you can be funny without pudding.
Maybe you just need a new shtick.
I already have plenty of sticks.
Unfortunately, they're filled with pudding.
Not stick, shtick!
You know, a new style of comedy.
Oh, like funny dancing.
( humming )
Big finish!
( crashing )
Gotta work on that.
Don't move.
I call it, "Essence of Vinnie."
I call it, "Extra Wipes."
Pepper, think about trying another style of comedy
you know, maybe without props.
I'll see you guys after school.
Bye, Blythe. See you later. Have fun.
Take care. A new shtick, huh?
( mysterious theme playing )
( sniffing )
I mean, asking me to try a new shtick,
is like asking that bulldog to keep the slobber in his mouth.
( all laughing )
Gee, I've never heard that one before.
Maybe because you breathe as loud as Niagara Falls.
( all laughing )
Now that's funny!
It's funny 'cause it's true!
Huh, I think I just found my new shtick.
( whistling )
You know, Mrs. Twombly's whistling is so bad,
the birds have to cover their ears!
( all laughing )
Something lovely for someone lovely.
Hey, I've seen faces like his before,
but I had to pay admission to the zoo! Hah!
( all laughing )
( laughing )
Guess what, Sunil, calling your laugh annoying,
that would be an insult to annoying people.
( all laughing )
Oh, call me crazy, but I love your new shtick!
You're crazy!
( all laughing )
Russell, don't you think Pepper's jokes are kind of mean?
Ahh, she wouldn't try to hurt anyone's feelings.
Look, everybody's laughing.
( all laughing )
( whistle blows )
Okay, class, ready for the tip-off!
( upbeat theme playing )
Ugh, I so hate gym.
Especially this lame game, whatever it's called.
Like, who invented this?
( shrieks )
( both grunting )
( whistle blows )
Biskits!
That's double-- Uh, quadruple dribbling!
At least their uniforms look good.
( yells )
It's like playing with the clown patrol!
( laughs )
( rock theme playing )
That was just lucky, Vi.
( laughing )
( whistle blows )
( both grunt )
Hey, can you girls do anything on two feet?
Ooh. Guess who I am.
Ooh, help! Help!
The round ball thingie's gonna get me!
Ooh.
Well, your hair is... Puffy!
Oh, yeah?
Well, your basketball playing is awful and puffy!
Gee, Vi's being pretty mean.
Yeah, even if it is the Biskits, I can't take it anymore.
Vi, quit being so mean to the Biskits.
Why don't you pick on someone your own size,
if you can find someone your own size.
Blythe, we were powerless against Vi
because we had to use all our energy for, like running.
Well, Vi was being pretty mean.
But you defended us.
So now you're, like, one of us.
Uh, "us"?
We totally forgive you
for being so rude to us those other times.
Forgive me?
BOTH: You're our new BFF!
( upbeat theme playing )
Guys! Guys!
If you stand real close to Zoe's head, you can hear the ocean!
( all laughing )
Minka, you've got that far away look.
The farther away you get, the better you look.
( all laughing )
Russell, I heard you had a good idea once
but it died of loneliness!
Minka, you don't mind that Pepper just insulted you?
Oh, she was just making a joke.
You're taking it all too seriously, Penny.
( melancholy theme playing )
Five-grain mustard, seven-grain, whole grain,
no grain and what do I do?
Leave the sprouted-grain at home.
No point in eating my pork belly with only four mustards.
Here, have some canned cheese on a cracker.
Uh, thanks.
And lunch is served.
JASPER: Oh, found it!
Found...?
My final project for rice-painting class! See?
I painted the Taj Mahal on this grain of rice.
See the reflecting pool?
Overachieve much, Jasper?
Hey, Blythe, the whole school is talking about
how you're best friends with the Biskits.
It's not true, is it? No.
They were over-reacting to me standing up for them in Gym.
I'm sure they've forgotten the whole BFF thing by now,
and will be mean to me again in no time.
Allow me.
"You are cordially ordered
"to join Whittany and Brittany Biskit for, like, lunch.
BFF's only. Please RSVP."
Wow, it's engraved. Is that real gold?
Respondez vous s'il vous plait?
Okay, okay. Look, I get that it's the Biskit twins.
Right. And they do some awful things.
Right.
But they're trying pretty hard,
so maybe they deserve a second chance?
And maybe not.
But, you know, you do what you think is best.
Hm.
( mysterious theme playing )
I can't believe she thinks that's best!
You sure took your sweet time getting over here.
I just came over for a minute.
BISKITS: Garcons!
That's fancy for, like, "waiters."
Uh, thank you.
Lemonade.
( classy theme playing )
( both sniff )
BOTH: To our new BFF!
May she not totally screw it up!
( slurps )
Ha. Whoops.
Voila.
Yeah!
For the mademoiselles, a twenty-one berry flambé!
I didn't even know there were twenty-one berries.
Youngmee is gonna freak when she sees this.
Hey, Youngmee, check this ou--
Out.
( video game music playing )
Russell! Russell!
Almost at Warrior level.
I hear you have a fear of marshmallows.
Uh-huh. Don't like 'em.
Why, 'cause they remind you of your belly?
Ah, belly. ( all laughing )
Hey, are you saying I'm too fat?
No, but I am saying
your food bowl should come with a lifeguard!
Zoe, I'll never forget the first day we met,
but I'm sure gonna keep trying!
Wait, that's not nice.
Oh, lighten up.
Lighten up?
Yeah. It's a joke. Watch this.
Vinnie, your brain must feel as good as new,
since you never use it! Ha, ha, ha.
Sunil, you're so boring, sheep count you! Ha! Ha, ha.
Minka, I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?
( laughing )
Penny Ling-- Hey, where's Penny Ling?
Pepper, you know how sensitive Penny Ling is.
Oh, pfft, come on, this shtick is hilarious.
You said so yourself.
Well, your jokes are getting kinda mean.
They're not mean. They're funny!
And those weren't even my best ones.
Wait, wait, wait, I'll show you guys. Penny Ling?
Hey, Penny Ling, come and have a laugh.
It'll be so funny, you'll cry.
Um, okay.
Here goes. Now, take it easy.
Remember, Penny Ling is sensitive.
Don't worry, I'm a professional.
I know exactly what I'm doing.
Hey, Penny Ling,
you have a soft heart...
and a head to match!
( laughs )
That's a good one, right, guys?
Guys?
( whimpers )
Pepper, that wasn't nice.
Pfft! Don't be silly.
Okay, okay, listen to this one.
Hey, Penny, just remember, talent isn't everything.
In fact, in your case it's nothing!
( laughing hysterically )
Pepper, now you've gone too far!
( whimpering )
( suspenseful theme playing )
Uh-oh.
( sobbing )
( all chattering )
What have I done?
( upbeat theme playing )
I don't see what the big deal is about having a lunch.
A five-course lunch!
Okay, a big lunch with the Biskit Twins.
I just did it to be polite.
But it's definitely over.
No more lunches, no more nothing!
I'm done! Au revoir, Francois!
That's the butler's name.
I mean, you guys are my real BFF's.
Everyone knows that.
Hi, BFF! Hope you like, like this little present.
Oh, my gosh, this is so cool!
Ugh, let's go!
Huh.
BOTH: ♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ For, you see, if you be Our friend forever ♪
♪ It would be Too cool to be for real so ♪
♪ If you are our friend You see ♪
♪ And I will be
♪ And you know I'll be too ♪
♪ And I'll make three
♪ I'll be your best friend too
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ OMG we could be Best friends forever ♪
♪ It would be too cool To be for real ♪
♪ So friends forever We shall be ♪
♪ And I will be
♪ And you know I'll be too ♪
♪ And I'll make three
♪ We'll all be Best friends too ♪
( laughing maniacally )
Whoa, did that just come out of me?
You know, Penny Ling,
Pepper was just trying to be funny.
I didn't think it was very funny.
I am reminded of the saying
"Crying is easy, comedy is hard."
( sniffing ) Oh! Pew.
Smells like Pepper feels pretty bad about this whole thing.
You don't have to be over there by yourself.
Um, I actually prefer if she was.
I can't believe I made Penny Ling cry.
Ooh! To tell you the truth,
you're making our eyes water too.
We know you were just trying to make everyone laugh
with your new shtick. That's it!
I know how to make Penny Ling feel better!
Well, BFF's, what do you, like, think?
Needs to be shinier.
And your eyes need to, like, match.
Here.
Hey, look, I match!
I read in a magazine that glamour
is not something you can learn.
We were born with it.
But we do have a few poses...
...that we would only give to a BFF.
They're, like, totally top secret
The top secretest.
Ready? Ready!
"The Innocent."
"The Thinking Hard."
And the most awesome of all...
BOTH: "The Duck Kiss."
Very impressive.
We know. Now, you, like, practice.
Eww, look, Whittany.
There's not enough make-up in the whole store to help her!
She only has one flaw: her face!
( both laughing )
It sounds like this girl has a face is like a flower.
A cauliflower!
( all laughing )
Whatever a cauliflower is.
( gasps )
Sue?
What's happened to me?
( humming )
( yelling )
( circus theme playing )
I feel terrible.
I wish Penny Ling would just be my friend again.
( birds chirping )
( soft theme playing )
PEPPER: ♪ I try again
♪ Just doing what I can
♪ To make us friends
♪ But every step I take
♪ Just seems to end
♪ End with me
♪ Making you a misery
♪ Being friends
♪ A little harder Then I will pretend ♪
♪ Not sure that what I do
♪ Will ever mend the debris
♪ From when I stung you
♪ With that bee
♪ I'm sorry
Oh.
Ya know, Blythe,
that girl looks like one of your old icky friends.
We totally support you hiding from her.
Icky friend? How about amazing friend!
The kind that you two will never have, or ever be.
( dramatic theme playing )
( both gasp )
Can you like, calm down?
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
Do you know how many girls would love to be our BFF?
And I feel sorry for them.
I didn't hear any complaints when we were giving you stuff.
Well, I realize that I liked the stuff way better than you two.
What did you, like, say?
I'll make it, like, totally simple for you.
The stuff was nice.
You aren't.
Say goodbye to all your stuff.
( classy theme playing )
Uh, hi, Blythe.
Oh, hi, Sue.
What happened to you?
The Biskit twins happened to me.
Sue, sorry if you guys thought
I traded your friendships for the Biskits.
I guess I just forgot who my real BFF's are.
Apology accepted on two conditions.
Anything! Never say "BFF" again
and please, lose the makeup.
Hi, guys!
Okay, what'd I miss?
Just the end of a once beautiful friendship.
No biggie.
Wanna tell me what happened?
I tried a new shtick.
Insult comedy.
Ooh. Really?
Yeah, I went way too far
and I hurt Penny Ling's feelings.
Really bad.
Now she isn't my friend anymore.
That's funny. I did something like that today with a friend.
It got pretty rough, but it's okay now.
How did things turn okay with your friend?
I just told her I was sorry.
Sorry? That's it?
Maybe that's what Penny Ling is waiting for.
Well, it's not a laugh riot,
but I'll give it a try.
So Penny Ling,
have you heard the one about the skunk who was sorry?
Pepper.
Okay, okay.
Penny Ling, I would never ever want to hurt your feelings.
I was only thinking about myself being funny,
and not about you having your feelings hurt.
I'm really sorry and I hope that you'll be my friend again.
I'm glad you said you were sorry.
I'm glad that you want to be my friend again.
I made something for you.
Wow!
A pistachio pudding pie? For me?
Yep! But do you think it smells weird?
( sniffing )
( spits )
Now, that's funny.
( all laughing )
( upbeat pop theme playing )
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me
Wait, don't tell me...
"Giant Monkeys Mean Trouble?"
No. Good Morning, Mrs. Twombly.
It's just a way more efficient way of saying it.
Not when you factor in your explanation time.
T.T., Mrs. T.
Another package for you, Pepper.
Well, it's about time this got here.
Smells funny.
It's my latest comedy prop, pistachio pudding shoes!
And if you think they smell funny now,
wait till I wear 'em around a while. Mah-ha!
Ooh, squishy.
( all chattering, laughing )
Hey, guys! Guys! Isn't it hilarious?
Mmm, I guess.
What gives?
You should be laughing newspaper out your noses.
It's just, well, the pudding thing is getting kind of old.
Yeah, but it's pudding!
Everybody knows that pudding
is second only to mashed potatoes in funny.
It never gets old.
( laughing )
( laughing weakly )
My pudding gags are old.
♪ You think about All the things ♪
♪ That you love to do
♪ It all comes true
♪ You find a place You never knew ♪
♪ Where you're happy to
♪ Just be you
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me
Don't worry, Pepper, you can be funny without pudding.
Maybe you just need a new shtick.
I already have plenty of sticks.
Unfortunately, they're filled with pudding.
Not stick, shtick!
You know, a new style of comedy.
Oh, like funny dancing.
( humming )
Big finish!
( crashing )
Gotta work on that.
Don't move.
I call it, "Essence of Vinnie."
I call it, "Extra Wipes."
Pepper, think about trying another style of comedy
you know, maybe without props.
I'll see you guys after school.
Bye, Blythe. See you later. Have fun.
Take care. A new shtick, huh?
( mysterious theme playing )
( sniffing )
I mean, asking me to try a new shtick,
is like asking that bulldog to keep the slobber in his mouth.
( all laughing )
Gee, I've never heard that one before.
Maybe because you breathe as loud as Niagara Falls.
( all laughing )
Now that's funny!
It's funny 'cause it's true!
Huh, I think I just found my new shtick.
( whistling )
You know, Mrs. Twombly's whistling is so bad,
the birds have to cover their ears!
( all laughing )
Something lovely for someone lovely.
Hey, I've seen faces like his before,
but I had to pay admission to the zoo! Hah!
( all laughing )
( laughing )
Guess what, Sunil, calling your laugh annoying,
that would be an insult to annoying people.
( all laughing )
Oh, call me crazy, but I love your new shtick!
You're crazy!
( all laughing )
Russell, don't you think Pepper's jokes are kind of mean?
Ahh, she wouldn't try to hurt anyone's feelings.
Look, everybody's laughing.
( all laughing )
( whistle blows )
Okay, class, ready for the tip-off!
( upbeat theme playing )
Ugh, I so hate gym.
Especially this lame game, whatever it's called.
Like, who invented this?
( shrieks )
( both grunting )
( whistle blows )
Biskits!
That's double-- Uh, quadruple dribbling!
At least their uniforms look good.
( yells )
It's like playing with the clown patrol!
( laughs )
( rock theme playing )
That was just lucky, Vi.
( laughing )
( whistle blows )
( both grunt )
Hey, can you girls do anything on two feet?
Ooh. Guess who I am.
Ooh, help! Help!
The round ball thingie's gonna get me!
Ooh.
Well, your hair is... Puffy!
Oh, yeah?
Well, your basketball playing is awful and puffy!
Gee, Vi's being pretty mean.
Yeah, even if it is the Biskits, I can't take it anymore.
Vi, quit being so mean to the Biskits.
Why don't you pick on someone your own size,
if you can find someone your own size.
Blythe, we were powerless against Vi
because we had to use all our energy for, like running.
Well, Vi was being pretty mean.
But you defended us.
So now you're, like, one of us.
Uh, "us"?
We totally forgive you
for being so rude to us those other times.
Forgive me?
BOTH: You're our new BFF!
( upbeat theme playing )
Guys! Guys!
If you stand real close to Zoe's head, you can hear the ocean!
( all laughing )
Minka, you've got that far away look.
The farther away you get, the better you look.
( all laughing )
Russell, I heard you had a good idea once
but it died of loneliness!
Minka, you don't mind that Pepper just insulted you?
Oh, she was just making a joke.
You're taking it all too seriously, Penny.
( melancholy theme playing )
Five-grain mustard, seven-grain, whole grain,
no grain and what do I do?
Leave the sprouted-grain at home.
No point in eating my pork belly with only four mustards.
Here, have some canned cheese on a cracker.
Uh, thanks.
And lunch is served.
JASPER: Oh, found it!
Found...?
My final project for rice-painting class! See?
I painted the Taj Mahal on this grain of rice.
See the reflecting pool?
Overachieve much, Jasper?
Hey, Blythe, the whole school is talking about
how you're best friends with the Biskits.
It's not true, is it? No.
They were over-reacting to me standing up for them in Gym.
I'm sure they've forgotten the whole BFF thing by now,
and will be mean to me again in no time.
Allow me.
"You are cordially ordered
"to join Whittany and Brittany Biskit for, like, lunch.
BFF's only. Please RSVP."
Wow, it's engraved. Is that real gold?
Respondez vous s'il vous plait?
Okay, okay. Look, I get that it's the Biskit twins.
Right. And they do some awful things.
Right.
But they're trying pretty hard,
so maybe they deserve a second chance?
And maybe not.
But, you know, you do what you think is best.
Hm.
( mysterious theme playing )
I can't believe she thinks that's best!
You sure took your sweet time getting over here.
I just came over for a minute.
BISKITS: Garcons!
That's fancy for, like, "waiters."
Uh, thank you.
Lemonade.
( classy theme playing )
( both sniff )
BOTH: To our new BFF!
May she not totally screw it up!
( slurps )
Ha. Whoops.
Voila.
Yeah!
For the mademoiselles, a twenty-one berry flambé!
I didn't even know there were twenty-one berries.
Youngmee is gonna freak when she sees this.
Hey, Youngmee, check this ou--
Out.
( video game music playing )
Russell! Russell!
Almost at Warrior level.
I hear you have a fear of marshmallows.
Uh-huh. Don't like 'em.
Why, 'cause they remind you of your belly?
Ah, belly. ( all laughing )
Hey, are you saying I'm too fat?
No, but I am saying
your food bowl should come with a lifeguard!
Zoe, I'll never forget the first day we met,
but I'm sure gonna keep trying!
Wait, that's not nice.
Oh, lighten up.
Lighten up?
Yeah. It's a joke. Watch this.
Vinnie, your brain must feel as good as new,
since you never use it! Ha, ha, ha.
Sunil, you're so boring, sheep count you! Ha! Ha, ha.
Minka, I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?
( laughing )
Penny Ling-- Hey, where's Penny Ling?
Pepper, you know how sensitive Penny Ling is.
Oh, pfft, come on, this shtick is hilarious.
You said so yourself.
Well, your jokes are getting kinda mean.
They're not mean. They're funny!
And those weren't even my best ones.
Wait, wait, wait, I'll show you guys. Penny Ling?
Hey, Penny Ling, come and have a laugh.
It'll be so funny, you'll cry.
Um, okay.
Here goes. Now, take it easy.
Remember, Penny Ling is sensitive.
Don't worry, I'm a professional.
I know exactly what I'm doing.
Hey, Penny Ling,
you have a soft heart...
and a head to match!
( laughs )
That's a good one, right, guys?
Guys?
( whimpers )
Pepper, that wasn't nice.
Pfft! Don't be silly.
Okay, okay, listen to this one.
Hey, Penny, just remember, talent isn't everything.
In fact, in your case it's nothing!
( laughing hysterically )
Pepper, now you've gone too far!
( whimpering )
( suspenseful theme playing )
Uh-oh.
( sobbing )
( all chattering )
What have I done?
( upbeat theme playing )
I don't see what the big deal is about having a lunch.
A five-course lunch!
Okay, a big lunch with the Biskit Twins.
I just did it to be polite.
But it's definitely over.
No more lunches, no more nothing!
I'm done! Au revoir, Francois!
That's the butler's name.
I mean, you guys are my real BFF's.
Everyone knows that.
Hi, BFF! Hope you like, like this little present.
Oh, my gosh, this is so cool!
Ugh, let's go!
Huh.
BOTH: ♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ For, you see, if you be Our friend forever ♪
♪ It would be Too cool to be for real so ♪
♪ If you are our friend You see ♪
♪ And I will be
♪ And you know I'll be too ♪
♪ And I'll make three
♪ I'll be your best friend too
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ Be our friend Our friend forever ♪
♪ Our best friend Forever and ever ♪
♪ OMG we could be Best friends forever ♪
♪ It would be too cool To be for real ♪
♪ So friends forever We shall be ♪
♪ And I will be
♪ And you know I'll be too ♪
♪ And I'll make three
♪ We'll all be Best friends too ♪
( laughing maniacally )
Whoa, did that just come out of me?
You know, Penny Ling,
Pepper was just trying to be funny.
I didn't think it was very funny.
I am reminded of the saying
"Crying is easy, comedy is hard."
( sniffing ) Oh! Pew.
Smells like Pepper feels pretty bad about this whole thing.
You don't have to be over there by yourself.
Um, I actually prefer if she was.
I can't believe I made Penny Ling cry.
Ooh! To tell you the truth,
you're making our eyes water too.
We know you were just trying to make everyone laugh
with your new shtick. That's it!
I know how to make Penny Ling feel better!
Well, BFF's, what do you, like, think?
Needs to be shinier.
And your eyes need to, like, match.
Here.
Hey, look, I match!
I read in a magazine that glamour
is not something you can learn.
We were born with it.
But we do have a few poses...
...that we would only give to a BFF.
They're, like, totally top secret
The top secretest.
Ready? Ready!
"The Innocent."
"The Thinking Hard."
And the most awesome of all...
BOTH: "The Duck Kiss."
Very impressive.
We know. Now, you, like, practice.
Eww, look, Whittany.
There's not enough make-up in the whole store to help her!
She only has one flaw: her face!
( both laughing )
It sounds like this girl has a face is like a flower.
A cauliflower!
( all laughing )
Whatever a cauliflower is.
( gasps )
Sue?
What's happened to me?
( humming )
( yelling )
( circus theme playing )
I feel terrible.
I wish Penny Ling would just be my friend again.
( birds chirping )
( soft theme playing )
PEPPER: ♪ I try again
♪ Just doing what I can
♪ To make us friends
♪ But every step I take
♪ Just seems to end
♪ End with me
♪ Making you a misery
♪ Being friends
♪ A little harder Then I will pretend ♪
♪ Not sure that what I do
♪ Will ever mend the debris
♪ From when I stung you
♪ With that bee
♪ I'm sorry
Oh.
Ya know, Blythe,
that girl looks like one of your old icky friends.
We totally support you hiding from her.
Icky friend? How about amazing friend!
The kind that you two will never have, or ever be.
( dramatic theme playing )
( both gasp )
Can you like, calm down?
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
Do you know how many girls would love to be our BFF?
And I feel sorry for them.
I didn't hear any complaints when we were giving you stuff.
Well, I realize that I liked the stuff way better than you two.
What did you, like, say?
I'll make it, like, totally simple for you.
The stuff was nice.
You aren't.
Say goodbye to all your stuff.
( classy theme playing )
Uh, hi, Blythe.
Oh, hi, Sue.
What happened to you?
The Biskit twins happened to me.
Sue, sorry if you guys thought
I traded your friendships for the Biskits.
I guess I just forgot who my real BFF's are.
Apology accepted on two conditions.
Anything! Never say "BFF" again
and please, lose the makeup.
Hi, guys!
Okay, what'd I miss?
Just the end of a once beautiful friendship.
No biggie.
Wanna tell me what happened?
I tried a new shtick.
Insult comedy.
Ooh. Really?
Yeah, I went way too far
and I hurt Penny Ling's feelings.
Really bad.
Now she isn't my friend anymore.
That's funny. I did something like that today with a friend.
It got pretty rough, but it's okay now.
How did things turn okay with your friend?
I just told her I was sorry.
Sorry? That's it?
Maybe that's what Penny Ling is waiting for.
Well, it's not a laugh riot,
but I'll give it a try.
So Penny Ling,
have you heard the one about the skunk who was sorry?
Pepper.
Okay, okay.
Penny Ling, I would never ever want to hurt your feelings.
I was only thinking about myself being funny,
and not about you having your feelings hurt.
I'm really sorry and I hope that you'll be my friend again.
I'm glad you said you were sorry.
I'm glad that you want to be my friend again.
I made something for you.
Wow!
A pistachio pudding pie? For me?
Yep! But do you think it smells weird?
( sniffing )
( spits )
Now, that's funny.
( all laughing )
( upbeat pop theme playing )
♪ We can be ♪ Yeah
♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me