Little America (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - The Manager - full transcript
[HINDI MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC FADES]
["BOOT SCOOTIN' BOOGIE" PLAYING]
Turbo boost!
[MAN]
♪ The joint starts jumpin' every night ♪
- ♪ When the sun goes down ♪
- [HINDI ON TV]
[CLICKING TONGUE]
Kabir, don't ride the cart!
[CRASH]
That wasn't me!
- [HUMMING]
- ♪ It's where all the cowboy folk ♪
♪ Go to boot scootin' boogie ♪
Okay. Ready for another pile?
Oh, yeah. Are you ready?
Yeah!
♪ I fire up my pickup truck ♪
Welcome to the Economy Value Inn,
Green River.
My name is Kabir. How may I help you?
You're the concierge? That's amazing.
I'm not the concierge, sir. I'm reception.
- My bad.
- Well, then, sir.
Might you point me in the direction
of your finest dining establishment?
Have you ever had fried chicken?
My favorite is KFC.
That's short for "Kentucky Fried Chicken."
And it's actually right here
in Green River.
I'm so sorry.
Kabir, go to your father.
Do your homework.
Just a heads-up. Don't bother asking
for the Colonel. He's never there.
[IN HINDI] Go inside.
That's one precocious kid.
[MOTHER] How may I help you?
[MAN] Do you know a good place
to eat around here?
- [MOTHER] There's a Pancake House...
- Dad.
- Mm-hmm?
- What's "precocious" mean?
Look it up in a dictionary.
Where's the dictionary?
Up there.
I got that dictionary
when I first came to this country.
Whenever I didn't know a word,
I would look it up.
And once I learned it,
I'd highlight it with a marker.
It doesn't look like
you learned many words.
Just look up your word, hey?
"Of a child having developed certain
abilities at an earlier age than usual."
Oh.
I saw a kid changing for gym
who might be precocious.
[SCOFFS]
Here.
Precocious.
Precocious.
[HINDI MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay. Ready, Seema?
- Watch this! You watch this.
- Yeah.
Okay. Here we go.
- Ah!
- Yes!
[FATHER]
How'd you hit it so far?
[SPEAKING HINDI]
[FATHER] Ah!
How did you do that, hey?
How'd you do that?
Tendulkar. Hey!
[FATHER] Ah!
Welcome to KFC. Can I take your order?
Three chicken sandwich value meals,
please.
And three Pepsis, please.
Soda on a school night? Cool.
[SPEAKING HINDI]
She should leave this idiot, Sandip,
for Rohit.
[IN HINDI] No, she shouldn't.
[IN HINDI] She's crazy.
- Ma.
- Hmm?
Do you know "albumen"?
- What's an albumen?
- "The white part of an egg."
I'll still call it
"the white part of an egg."
Dad said he'd buy me a Trans Am
if I learned every word in the dictionary.
Now you're buying him a car?
Dad and I crunched the numbers.
- How many words?
- Oh, uh, Webster's has 460,000 words.
Only 460,000.
And I have until I'm 16.
Boom! Trans Am!
[MIMICKING PIANO NOTES] A-A-A-A.
N-N-N-N.
A-A-A-A. A-A-A-A.
A-A-A-A.
C-C-C-C. C-C-C-C.
C-C-C-C.
H-H-H-H. R-R-R-R.
O-O-O-O. N-N-N-N.
I-I-I-I.
S-M.
Anachronism!
[SEEMA] Kabir, one, two, three.
Remember, tighten the corners.
That's right.
Good job.
[KABIR] Dactylic.
D-A-C-T-Y-L-I-C. Dactylic.
A-R-R-H-Y-T-H-M-I-A.
Arrhythmia.
Excuse me.
Hi. I'm looking for Krish Jha.
Dad, this lady was looking for you.
Hi. I'm Miss Dubeck.
Oh. Miss Dubeck, I'm Krishan Jha.
Thank you so much for coming.
- Please, come in.
- All right.
Would you like any tea or coffee?
No, thanks.
Kabir, here. Come. You man the desk.
And study your words.
- [DOOR OPENS]
- This way.
[DOOR CLOSES]
This is my wife, Seema.
[SEEMA] Hello.
[MISS DUBECK]
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Jha.
Um, Mr. and Mrs. Jha, I wish...
I was coming with better news.
Um, but right now,
it looks like
we're looking at it possibly being
extradition and deportation.
[PRAYING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[VEHICLE HORN HONKS]
Our cab's here.
[IN HINDI] Don't forget to have
breakfast every morning.
- Mm.
- Hmm?
- Vijay.
- Bye.
Bye.
[SPEAKS HINDI]
This is my friend
I was telling you about.
And this is Kabir.
He's going to take good care of you
and the motel while we're away.
You're clear on everything?
[SPEAKS HINDI]
Thank you.
Yeah. I'm between jobs anyway now.
Helps both of us.
[SPEAKS HINDI]
Go. Say bye to your parents.
Oh, okay.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hello.
We'll only be gone a short time,
until we get our papers sorted out.
And I've given Vijay some money
to keep an eye on you.
Okay?
We'll call you every night. I promise.
Skype. We'll Skype. It's free.
[SNIFFLES]
Don't cry, Ma. I'll see you soon.
I'll water your plants every day.
- Come.
- Okay.
[ENGINE STARTS]
I'll see you soon!
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
You have a light, man?
I'm 12.
I don't need your whole life story.
[SIGHS] This place is a dump.
No, it's not. It's the number-three
midrange motel in Green River, Utah.
You should know that
if you're gonna be the manager.
I'm not managing this place.
I'm just here to make sure you don't die.
Then who's the manager?
You are, little man.
[HINDI MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, show me your science fair project.
It's tomorrow, no?
[KRISHAN] Wow. What is that?
It's a homemade lava lamp.
Welcome to the Economy Value Inn.
How may I assist you today?
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Know who I am?
Batman.
What are you gonna be for Halloween?
UNITED STATES MAIL SERVICE
- A FedEx driver.
- [CHUCKLES]
Did the plumber come?
- I scheduled him for tomorrow.
- Good.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Why are you always looking in that thing?
If I learn every word,
Dad's buying me a Trans Am.
[SCOFFS] Should've asked for a Porsche.
Trans Am is a trash auto.
What's wrong with you, Beta?
You've been gone for four months.
What's going on?
Your mother and I are writing letters
every day to the proper offices.
Every day.
Who you waiting on now?
Department of Homeland Security.
They oversee immigration.
I've written to them 14 times.
As a federal employee,
I can say with confidence
that writing to the government
is a giant waste of time.
It's a bureaucratic issue.
But it's your fault this happened.
You lack prospicience.
That means "foresight."
[KRISHAN]
These things take time.
Everything is good at home?
Yeah.
Any news from your parents?
These things take time.
I am praying for them
every Sunday at church.
Thanks.
You know, Kabir, every year
you win the school spelling bee.
Have you thought about competing
at the state competition at Salt Lake?
I bet you'd win.
[CHUCKLES]
And then you could go to Nationals.
I mean, think about it.
Have you ever been to Washington, DC?
You know,
the finalists meet the First Lady.
Wouldn't that be something?
Ms. Wren...
I run an Economy Value Inn off Route 22.
We're the third-ranked motel
in Green River, according to TripAdvisor,
and I'd like to keep it that way.
I don't have time for spelling bees.
Just thought I'd ask.
[VIJAY] I told you. The government
doesn't give a shit about you.
Yes, they do. They have to.
Only if they think you're dangerous.
You know, every time
you write one of these agencies,
your name goes on a list.
- What else am I supposed to do?
- Maybe you go straight to the top.
Write to President Bush.
Maybe he'll help you.
Seems like a solid guy
to have a beer with.
Logorrhea.
L-O-G-O-R-H-E-A.
Logorrhea.
[RINGS BELL]
[SIGHS]
Kabir, for the state championship
and the opportunity to attend
the Keys All-American Spelling Bee
in Washington, DC...
can you spell "prospicience"?
But you have to take me to DC.
I can't go without a chaperone.
I don't have to do shit.
I'm not taking you to DC.
Can't you at least lie to my teacher
and say you're gonna take me?
I'll get there on my own.
That would open me up
to criminal prosecution.
Unless you were to make it worth my while.
I don't have money.
But didn't you just win
a gift card to Applebee's?
Asshole.
- Come again?
- Asshole.
Yeah, we're pulling into DC now,
Mrs. Wren.
Kabir, look. The Washington Memorial.
You two are going to have so much fun.
I know we are, Mrs. Wren.
If Kab... No.
When Kabir meets Laura Bush,
tell her I'm a huge fan.
I'll be sure to do that.
See you soon.
[KABIR]
This must be the number one hotel in DC.
Mmm, definitely not.
Wow. Great sprinkler system.
What year did you put this in?
I'm not sure.
[GASPS] Cool.
Kohler Whitehaven sinks.
Impressive.
Let us know if you... your...
Your parents need anything else.
Yeah.
- A SentrySafe in every room?
- [KEYPAD BEEPS]
Great facilities you have here.
Thank you.
I manage a motel back home.
Okay.
Thank you for your service.
Good luck.
[DOOR OPENS]
[SIGHS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[FEMALE ANNOUNCER]
Okay, parents.
Please take your seats,
and welcome to
the 2007 Keys All-American Spelling Bee.
Kabir Jha, Green River, Utah.
[JUDGE]
The word is "succedaneum."
"A substitute or replacement
for something else."
[KABIR] Succedaneum.
S-U-C-C-E-D-A-N-E-U-M.
Succedaneum.
- [JUDGE] Correct.
- [APPLAUSE]
Sprachgefühl.
"The essential character of a language."
Sprachgefühl.
S-P-R...
C-H...
U-H-L.
Sprachgefühl.
[APPLAUSE]
[JUDGE]
The word is, "vivisepulture."
The act of burying someone alive.
[KABIR]
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Years ago, many people
were afraid of accidental vivisepulture.
Vivisepulture.
V-I-V-I...
S-E-P...
U-L...
T-U-R-E.
Vivisepulture.
- Correct.
- [APPLAUSE]
That concludes the round.
Congratulations to our 13 finalists.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
Hello, welcome to the White House.
[LAURA BUSH]
Congratulations, everybody.
I saw some of the words that you spelled,
and I know I could never
spell those words. [CHUCKLES]
You are all so very impressive.
Why don't we go around the circle
and you could tell me your name
and where you're from?
Let's start with you.
It's okay, honey. Just...
What's your name?
Kabir. Kabir Jha.
Well, hello, Kabir. Where are you from?
"Dear Ms. First Lady Laura Bush,"
it is a great honor to be here with you,
but I must ask for you to help me.
My parents have both
been sent back to India
while they are awaiting asylum here
in the United States.
They have already been gone
for more than a year and I miss them.
And they are good people,
you must believe me.
And, please, I know you are a good woman.
Can you please help me get them back?
"Sincerely, Kabir Jha."
Dear,
I'm so sorry you're going through this.
Can you help me?
Well, you see, these things,
they're very complicated.
And they just sometimes take a long time.
That's what everyone says.
Why don't you write a letter to my office?
I'm very sorry, Kabir.
Okay. So who's next?
How about you? What is your name?
I'm Grace Colmer from Omaha, Nebraska.
[SNIFFS]
[WOMAN] Kabir Jha.
You look pretty young
to be a motel manager.
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Yeah. I'm snaking a drain.
This place is a dump.
Well, maybe next time
don't brush your hair in the sink.
You have a good one.
[MAN]
♪ If I had to choose just one day ♪
♪ To live within my heart ♪
Shelton.
Shelton.
Sir?
Just try to remember.
Don't go against the grain, okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I gotcha. I gotcha.
I'm really more of an auditory learner.
Mm-hmm.
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
I got faith in you.
You know, you're gonna be
assistant manager here someday.
Yeah? [CHUCKLING]
All right.
[SHELTON SINGING]
♪ If I had to choose just one day ♪
♪ To live within my... ♪
- Oh, come on, you can do better than that.
- Dude, I'm trying.
- I can't beat him. Oh, my God.
- This is the fifth time. Come on.
- [MAN] You lose.
- [SIGHS]
Yo, what happened to your weirdo uncle?
He's not my uncle.
And, uh, he's in Salt Lake
cooking in some fancy restaurant.
Hey, Kabir, Stephanie's parents
came home from their trip early.
Everyone wants to know
if they can come here to hang.
Yeah, yeah, should be fine.
As long as it's just them, okay?
We're good to go.
- Trying to run a business here.
- It's just a few girls.
- [LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LOUD CHATTER]
Dude. Dude, dude, dude.
Could you do that outside?
I'm sorry. It's just...
It's a nonsmoking room.
The guests get all weird about the smell...
Just Febreze it.
[MAN SINGING IN HINDI]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC FADES]
[INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDIAN MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC FADES]
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
- [KABIR MURMURS]
- [KNOCKING]
Mr. Jha? I'm sorry,
but I was wondering
if you want me to clean?
Uh, no. No, I'll do it.
- I can help.
- It's okay, I got it.
Okay. Have a nice day.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
- [SILVERWARE CLATTERING]
- [CHATTER ON TV]
[RAIN PATTERING]
[CHEERING ON TV]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[PHONE RINGS]
Hello.
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[ANNOUNCER] Mr. Davidson,
please see the ticket agent at gate three.
Mr. Davidson,
please see the ticket agent at gate three.
[CHATTER]
At this time,
we will now be boarding passengers
seated in rows ten through 20.
Beta.
[SEEMA SPEAKS HINDI]
Who's this man?
- Here you go, sir.
- [MAN] Next, please.
[WOMAN]
Next customer. Register two.
Hi, we'll have three chicken sandwich
combo meals and three Pepsis.
Daddy won't have any Pepsi.
He will have water.
Diabetes.
You have diabetes?
Uh, two Pepsis.
Actually, even I won't have any Pepsi.
[IN HINDI]
I'm going to sit down.
[KABIR] Mm-hmm.
Um, one Pepsi.
[SEEMA CHUCKLES]
- I made that.
- [KRISHAN] Very nice.
Welcome. I'm Shelton.
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Where is Margaret?
- Mom, she hasn't worked here in forever.
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hello.
[CHUCKLES]
Computers?
Yeah,
it's a business center for the guests.
Nice touch.
Very nice.
[IN HINDI] We are home.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[KABIR BREATHES HEAVILY]
[FAINT CHATTERING]
[PEOPLE SPEAKING HINDI ON TV]
- What are you guys doing up?
- [SEEMA CHUCKLES]
Jet lag, you know. Couldn't sleep.
- Too much excitement.
- Mmm.
- Come on.
- Sit.
Beta, how's your life?
Hmm?
You have a good life?
["I'll BE HERE IN THE MORNING" PLAYING]
It's fine.
How about you?
It's better now.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC FADES]
["BOOT SCOOTIN' BOOGIE" PLAYING]
Turbo boost!
[MAN]
♪ The joint starts jumpin' every night ♪
- ♪ When the sun goes down ♪
- [HINDI ON TV]
[CLICKING TONGUE]
Kabir, don't ride the cart!
[CRASH]
That wasn't me!
- [HUMMING]
- ♪ It's where all the cowboy folk ♪
♪ Go to boot scootin' boogie ♪
Okay. Ready for another pile?
Oh, yeah. Are you ready?
Yeah!
♪ I fire up my pickup truck ♪
Welcome to the Economy Value Inn,
Green River.
My name is Kabir. How may I help you?
You're the concierge? That's amazing.
I'm not the concierge, sir. I'm reception.
- My bad.
- Well, then, sir.
Might you point me in the direction
of your finest dining establishment?
Have you ever had fried chicken?
My favorite is KFC.
That's short for "Kentucky Fried Chicken."
And it's actually right here
in Green River.
I'm so sorry.
Kabir, go to your father.
Do your homework.
Just a heads-up. Don't bother asking
for the Colonel. He's never there.
[IN HINDI] Go inside.
That's one precocious kid.
[MOTHER] How may I help you?
[MAN] Do you know a good place
to eat around here?
- [MOTHER] There's a Pancake House...
- Dad.
- Mm-hmm?
- What's "precocious" mean?
Look it up in a dictionary.
Where's the dictionary?
Up there.
I got that dictionary
when I first came to this country.
Whenever I didn't know a word,
I would look it up.
And once I learned it,
I'd highlight it with a marker.
It doesn't look like
you learned many words.
Just look up your word, hey?
"Of a child having developed certain
abilities at an earlier age than usual."
Oh.
I saw a kid changing for gym
who might be precocious.
[SCOFFS]
Here.
Precocious.
Precocious.
[HINDI MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay. Ready, Seema?
- Watch this! You watch this.
- Yeah.
Okay. Here we go.
- Ah!
- Yes!
[FATHER]
How'd you hit it so far?
[SPEAKING HINDI]
[FATHER] Ah!
How did you do that, hey?
How'd you do that?
Tendulkar. Hey!
[FATHER] Ah!
Welcome to KFC. Can I take your order?
Three chicken sandwich value meals,
please.
And three Pepsis, please.
Soda on a school night? Cool.
[SPEAKING HINDI]
She should leave this idiot, Sandip,
for Rohit.
[IN HINDI] No, she shouldn't.
[IN HINDI] She's crazy.
- Ma.
- Hmm?
Do you know "albumen"?
- What's an albumen?
- "The white part of an egg."
I'll still call it
"the white part of an egg."
Dad said he'd buy me a Trans Am
if I learned every word in the dictionary.
Now you're buying him a car?
Dad and I crunched the numbers.
- How many words?
- Oh, uh, Webster's has 460,000 words.
Only 460,000.
And I have until I'm 16.
Boom! Trans Am!
[MIMICKING PIANO NOTES] A-A-A-A.
N-N-N-N.
A-A-A-A. A-A-A-A.
A-A-A-A.
C-C-C-C. C-C-C-C.
C-C-C-C.
H-H-H-H. R-R-R-R.
O-O-O-O. N-N-N-N.
I-I-I-I.
S-M.
Anachronism!
[SEEMA] Kabir, one, two, three.
Remember, tighten the corners.
That's right.
Good job.
[KABIR] Dactylic.
D-A-C-T-Y-L-I-C. Dactylic.
A-R-R-H-Y-T-H-M-I-A.
Arrhythmia.
Excuse me.
Hi. I'm looking for Krish Jha.
Dad, this lady was looking for you.
Hi. I'm Miss Dubeck.
Oh. Miss Dubeck, I'm Krishan Jha.
Thank you so much for coming.
- Please, come in.
- All right.
Would you like any tea or coffee?
No, thanks.
Kabir, here. Come. You man the desk.
And study your words.
- [DOOR OPENS]
- This way.
[DOOR CLOSES]
This is my wife, Seema.
[SEEMA] Hello.
[MISS DUBECK]
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Jha.
Um, Mr. and Mrs. Jha, I wish...
I was coming with better news.
Um, but right now,
it looks like
we're looking at it possibly being
extradition and deportation.
[PRAYING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[VEHICLE HORN HONKS]
Our cab's here.
[IN HINDI] Don't forget to have
breakfast every morning.
- Mm.
- Hmm?
- Vijay.
- Bye.
Bye.
[SPEAKS HINDI]
This is my friend
I was telling you about.
And this is Kabir.
He's going to take good care of you
and the motel while we're away.
You're clear on everything?
[SPEAKS HINDI]
Thank you.
Yeah. I'm between jobs anyway now.
Helps both of us.
[SPEAKS HINDI]
Go. Say bye to your parents.
Oh, okay.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hello.
We'll only be gone a short time,
until we get our papers sorted out.
And I've given Vijay some money
to keep an eye on you.
Okay?
We'll call you every night. I promise.
Skype. We'll Skype. It's free.
[SNIFFLES]
Don't cry, Ma. I'll see you soon.
I'll water your plants every day.
- Come.
- Okay.
[ENGINE STARTS]
I'll see you soon!
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
You have a light, man?
I'm 12.
I don't need your whole life story.
[SIGHS] This place is a dump.
No, it's not. It's the number-three
midrange motel in Green River, Utah.
You should know that
if you're gonna be the manager.
I'm not managing this place.
I'm just here to make sure you don't die.
Then who's the manager?
You are, little man.
[HINDI MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, show me your science fair project.
It's tomorrow, no?
[KRISHAN] Wow. What is that?
It's a homemade lava lamp.
Welcome to the Economy Value Inn.
How may I assist you today?
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Know who I am?
Batman.
What are you gonna be for Halloween?
UNITED STATES MAIL SERVICE
- A FedEx driver.
- [CHUCKLES]
Did the plumber come?
- I scheduled him for tomorrow.
- Good.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Why are you always looking in that thing?
If I learn every word,
Dad's buying me a Trans Am.
[SCOFFS] Should've asked for a Porsche.
Trans Am is a trash auto.
What's wrong with you, Beta?
You've been gone for four months.
What's going on?
Your mother and I are writing letters
every day to the proper offices.
Every day.
Who you waiting on now?
Department of Homeland Security.
They oversee immigration.
I've written to them 14 times.
As a federal employee,
I can say with confidence
that writing to the government
is a giant waste of time.
It's a bureaucratic issue.
But it's your fault this happened.
You lack prospicience.
That means "foresight."
[KRISHAN]
These things take time.
Everything is good at home?
Yeah.
Any news from your parents?
These things take time.
I am praying for them
every Sunday at church.
Thanks.
You know, Kabir, every year
you win the school spelling bee.
Have you thought about competing
at the state competition at Salt Lake?
I bet you'd win.
[CHUCKLES]
And then you could go to Nationals.
I mean, think about it.
Have you ever been to Washington, DC?
You know,
the finalists meet the First Lady.
Wouldn't that be something?
Ms. Wren...
I run an Economy Value Inn off Route 22.
We're the third-ranked motel
in Green River, according to TripAdvisor,
and I'd like to keep it that way.
I don't have time for spelling bees.
Just thought I'd ask.
[VIJAY] I told you. The government
doesn't give a shit about you.
Yes, they do. They have to.
Only if they think you're dangerous.
You know, every time
you write one of these agencies,
your name goes on a list.
- What else am I supposed to do?
- Maybe you go straight to the top.
Write to President Bush.
Maybe he'll help you.
Seems like a solid guy
to have a beer with.
Logorrhea.
L-O-G-O-R-H-E-A.
Logorrhea.
[RINGS BELL]
[SIGHS]
Kabir, for the state championship
and the opportunity to attend
the Keys All-American Spelling Bee
in Washington, DC...
can you spell "prospicience"?
But you have to take me to DC.
I can't go without a chaperone.
I don't have to do shit.
I'm not taking you to DC.
Can't you at least lie to my teacher
and say you're gonna take me?
I'll get there on my own.
That would open me up
to criminal prosecution.
Unless you were to make it worth my while.
I don't have money.
But didn't you just win
a gift card to Applebee's?
Asshole.
- Come again?
- Asshole.
Yeah, we're pulling into DC now,
Mrs. Wren.
Kabir, look. The Washington Memorial.
You two are going to have so much fun.
I know we are, Mrs. Wren.
If Kab... No.
When Kabir meets Laura Bush,
tell her I'm a huge fan.
I'll be sure to do that.
See you soon.
[KABIR]
This must be the number one hotel in DC.
Mmm, definitely not.
Wow. Great sprinkler system.
What year did you put this in?
I'm not sure.
[GASPS] Cool.
Kohler Whitehaven sinks.
Impressive.
Let us know if you... your...
Your parents need anything else.
Yeah.
- A SentrySafe in every room?
- [KEYPAD BEEPS]
Great facilities you have here.
Thank you.
I manage a motel back home.
Okay.
Thank you for your service.
Good luck.
[DOOR OPENS]
[SIGHS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[FEMALE ANNOUNCER]
Okay, parents.
Please take your seats,
and welcome to
the 2007 Keys All-American Spelling Bee.
Kabir Jha, Green River, Utah.
[JUDGE]
The word is "succedaneum."
"A substitute or replacement
for something else."
[KABIR] Succedaneum.
S-U-C-C-E-D-A-N-E-U-M.
Succedaneum.
- [JUDGE] Correct.
- [APPLAUSE]
Sprachgefühl.
"The essential character of a language."
Sprachgefühl.
S-P-R...
C-H...
U-H-L.
Sprachgefühl.
[APPLAUSE]
[JUDGE]
The word is, "vivisepulture."
The act of burying someone alive.
[KABIR]
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Years ago, many people
were afraid of accidental vivisepulture.
Vivisepulture.
V-I-V-I...
S-E-P...
U-L...
T-U-R-E.
Vivisepulture.
- Correct.
- [APPLAUSE]
That concludes the round.
Congratulations to our 13 finalists.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
Hello, welcome to the White House.
[LAURA BUSH]
Congratulations, everybody.
I saw some of the words that you spelled,
and I know I could never
spell those words. [CHUCKLES]
You are all so very impressive.
Why don't we go around the circle
and you could tell me your name
and where you're from?
Let's start with you.
It's okay, honey. Just...
What's your name?
Kabir. Kabir Jha.
Well, hello, Kabir. Where are you from?
"Dear Ms. First Lady Laura Bush,"
it is a great honor to be here with you,
but I must ask for you to help me.
My parents have both
been sent back to India
while they are awaiting asylum here
in the United States.
They have already been gone
for more than a year and I miss them.
And they are good people,
you must believe me.
And, please, I know you are a good woman.
Can you please help me get them back?
"Sincerely, Kabir Jha."
Dear,
I'm so sorry you're going through this.
Can you help me?
Well, you see, these things,
they're very complicated.
And they just sometimes take a long time.
That's what everyone says.
Why don't you write a letter to my office?
I'm very sorry, Kabir.
Okay. So who's next?
How about you? What is your name?
I'm Grace Colmer from Omaha, Nebraska.
[SNIFFS]
[WOMAN] Kabir Jha.
You look pretty young
to be a motel manager.
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Yeah. I'm snaking a drain.
This place is a dump.
Well, maybe next time
don't brush your hair in the sink.
You have a good one.
[MAN]
♪ If I had to choose just one day ♪
♪ To live within my heart ♪
Shelton.
Shelton.
Sir?
Just try to remember.
Don't go against the grain, okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I gotcha. I gotcha.
I'm really more of an auditory learner.
Mm-hmm.
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
I got faith in you.
You know, you're gonna be
assistant manager here someday.
Yeah? [CHUCKLING]
All right.
[SHELTON SINGING]
♪ If I had to choose just one day ♪
♪ To live within my... ♪
- Oh, come on, you can do better than that.
- Dude, I'm trying.
- I can't beat him. Oh, my God.
- This is the fifth time. Come on.
- [MAN] You lose.
- [SIGHS]
Yo, what happened to your weirdo uncle?
He's not my uncle.
And, uh, he's in Salt Lake
cooking in some fancy restaurant.
Hey, Kabir, Stephanie's parents
came home from their trip early.
Everyone wants to know
if they can come here to hang.
Yeah, yeah, should be fine.
As long as it's just them, okay?
We're good to go.
- Trying to run a business here.
- It's just a few girls.
- [LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LOUD CHATTER]
Dude. Dude, dude, dude.
Could you do that outside?
I'm sorry. It's just...
It's a nonsmoking room.
The guests get all weird about the smell...
Just Febreze it.
[MAN SINGING IN HINDI]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC FADES]
[INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDIAN MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC FADES]
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
- [KABIR MURMURS]
- [KNOCKING]
Mr. Jha? I'm sorry,
but I was wondering
if you want me to clean?
Uh, no. No, I'll do it.
- I can help.
- It's okay, I got it.
Okay. Have a nice day.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
- [SILVERWARE CLATTERING]
- [CHATTER ON TV]
[RAIN PATTERING]
[CHEERING ON TV]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[PHONE RINGS]
Hello.
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[ANNOUNCER] Mr. Davidson,
please see the ticket agent at gate three.
Mr. Davidson,
please see the ticket agent at gate three.
[CHATTER]
At this time,
we will now be boarding passengers
seated in rows ten through 20.
Beta.
[SEEMA SPEAKS HINDI]
Who's this man?
- Here you go, sir.
- [MAN] Next, please.
[WOMAN]
Next customer. Register two.
Hi, we'll have three chicken sandwich
combo meals and three Pepsis.
Daddy won't have any Pepsi.
He will have water.
Diabetes.
You have diabetes?
Uh, two Pepsis.
Actually, even I won't have any Pepsi.
[IN HINDI]
I'm going to sit down.
[KABIR] Mm-hmm.
Um, one Pepsi.
[SEEMA CHUCKLES]
- I made that.
- [KRISHAN] Very nice.
Welcome. I'm Shelton.
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Where is Margaret?
- Mom, she hasn't worked here in forever.
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hello.
[CHUCKLES]
Computers?
Yeah,
it's a business center for the guests.
Nice touch.
Very nice.
[IN HINDI] We are home.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[KABIR BREATHES HEAVILY]
[FAINT CHATTERING]
[PEOPLE SPEAKING HINDI ON TV]
- What are you guys doing up?
- [SEEMA CHUCKLES]
Jet lag, you know. Couldn't sleep.
- Too much excitement.
- Mmm.
- Come on.
- Sit.
Beta, how's your life?
Hmm?
You have a good life?
["I'll BE HERE IN THE MORNING" PLAYING]
It's fine.
How about you?
It's better now.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]