Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Alison Brie vs. Will Arnett - full transcript
Actress Alison Brie faces off against actor Will Arnett.
[T. Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing]
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ And I'm your boy,
your 20th century toy ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Feedback]
TEIGEN: He's got the most
famous lips in the game.
Give it up for LL Cool J.
Hands in the air! Hands in the air!
Say yeah!
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
Now scream!
[Cheers and applause]
Wow!
Welcome to "Lip Sync
Battle," the only show on TV
where celebrities go all-in,
letting it all hang out.
Well, tonight, we've got two
incredibly talented actors
here to turn it all the way up.
Adding her own unique
flavor to that recipe,
my special sauce, give
it up for Chrissy Teigen.
- [Cheers and applause] - ♪
Everywhere I G-G-G-G-Go ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
She'll be doing the
play-by-play, the blow-by-blow.
Telling it like it is.
Whoo!
Chrissy, what's on tap for tonight?
I love a good comedian showdown. I love it.
- You love it, right?
- They don't care.
They don't care about
looking silly. I love it.
All right, let me break it down for you.
Two stars, two rounds,
neither star knows what
their challenger's songs are.
Round 1 is just lips.
Round 2, these performers
work with our team
to dream up their ultimate performances.
It's crazy.
Then our audience chooses
who wins the "Lip Sync" championship belt.
All right?
[Cheers and applause]
You guys ready?
All right.
Let's meet tonight's gladiators.
From "Arrested Development"
and "The Lego Movie,"
he's one of the funniest
human beings on the planet.
Just ask him.
Will Arnett!
[Cheers and applause]
And you've seen his rival on "Mad Men."
You've seen her on "Community."
You've seen her in your dreams.
Here to sync her freakin'
lips off, it's Alison Brie!
[Cheers and applause]
Okay, now both of you were
in "The Lego Movie," right?
ARNETT: Yeah.
Will, who did you play?
I played a character...
I don't know if you guys
are familiar with him.
[Deep voice] His name... is Batman.
[Cheers and applause]
And, Alison, what role did
you play in "The Lego Movie"?
I played Unikitty, part
unicorn, part kitten.
[Cheers and applause]
Well...
Unicorns don't exist,
so, Alison, have a seat.
[Laughter]
That's right. Batman's for real.
[Laughter]
Come on over, Will. Come on over.
What song did you choose?
[Clears throat] You know, LL,
I wanted to pick a song
that really spoke to me.
And I'm on a quest in this life
to do nothing but find out...
who...
let the dogs out.
[Cheers and applause]
Well, trying to answer
that immortal question,
who let the dogs out, here is Will Arnett.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Well, the party was nice,
the party was pumpin' ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ iArriba! ♪
♪ And everybody havin' a ball ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ Ha, ho ♪
♪ Until the fellas
started name callin' ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ And the girls respond to the call ♪
♪ I heard a poor man shout out ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ I see ya' little speed
boat head up our coast ♪
♪ She really want to skip town ♪
♪ Get back Gruffy, back, Scruffy ♪
♪ Get back you flea-infested mongrel ♪
[Rapping] ♪ Well, if I
am a dog the party is on ♪
♪ I gotta get my groove
'cause my mind done gone ♪
♪ Do you see the rays
comin' from my eye ♪
♪ Walkin' through the place that
Benji man is breakin' it down? ♪
♪ Me and my white short
shorts, and I can't see color ♪
♪ Any color will do I'll stick on you ♪
♪ That's why they call me "Pit bull" ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the man of the land ♪
♪ When they see me,
they say, "Hoooo!" ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
Who?!
[Cheers and applause]
Wow.
So, Will, what is the trick
to doing a convincing lip sync?
Like, you tell me...
What makes it special? Spectacular?
In my view, just for me, personally...
I don't know what Alison's gonna do...
but you got to be an incredible dancer.
[Laughter]
Obviously, I move like a gazelle.
That was important.
I love it.
Well, Will, you grab a seat
right next to the beautiful Alison.
Alison, come on over here.
[Cheers and applause]
Alison, what song are you
gonna perform for us right now
to make Will feel beautiful inside?
The song is "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa.
- Yes! Yes.
- [Cheers and applause]
Okay, okay.
- Shoop ba-doop.
- [Laughs]
Trying to make an early run at the title
with "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa,
here's Alison Brie!
[Cheers and applause]
[Intro plays]
Ooh.
How you doin', baby?
That sounds sexy. Unh.
[Rapping] ♪ Here I go,
here I go, here I go again ♪
♪ Girls, what's my weakness? ♪
♪ Men ♪
♪ Okay, then ♪
♪ Chillin', chillin' mindin' my business ♪
♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around,
and I couldn't believe this ♪
♪ I swear, I stared, my niece my witness ♪
♪ The brother had it goin'
on with somethin' kinda unh ♪
♪ Wicked, wicked, had to kick it ♪
♪ I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits ♪
♪ A ho? No, that don't make me ♪
♪ See what I want, slip
slide to it swifty ♪
♪ Felt it in my hips ♪
♪ So I dipped back to my bag of tricks ♪
♪ Then I flipped for a tip ♪
♪ Made me wanna do tricks for him ♪
♪ Lick him like a
lollipop should be licked ♪
♪ Came to my senses, and I chilled for a bit ♪
♪ Don't know how you do the
voodoo that you do so well ♪
♪ It's a spell, hell, makes
me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop ♪
♪ Um, you're packed, and you're stacked ♪
♪ especially in the back ♪
♪ Brother, wanna thank your
mother for a butt like that ♪
♪ Can I get some fries with
that shake-shake, boobie? ♪
♪ If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi ♪
♪ You're a shotgun... Bang! ♪
♪ What's up with that thang? ♪
♪ I wanna know how does it hang? ♪
♪ Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover ♪
♪ Like Prince said, you're a sexy motha... ♪
♪ Well-a, I like 'em real wild ♪
♪ B-boy style by the mile ♪
♪ Smooth black skin with a smile ♪
♪ Bright as the sun ♪
♪ I wanna have some fun ♪
♪ Come and give me
some of that yum-yum ♪
♪ chocolate chip, honey dip ♪
♪ Can I get a scoop? ♪
♪ Baby, take a ride in my coupe ♪
♪ You make me wanna... ♪
♪ Shoop, shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby? ♪
[Cheers and applause]
That...
Wow.
What made you choose that song?
You know, just a really fun song.
I love looking at men's bodies
and, like, thinking of how
to describe them, you know?
"Yum-yum, chocolate chip, honey dip."
[Cheers and applause]
I can think of some people
that that description would fit.
- Yeah!
- And, you know...
[Laughs] That's funny. That's funny.
I love how uncomfortable
we're making LL right now.
It's cool.
That's funny. She's funny. [Laughs]
This is funny right here.
All right, Alison, you
join Will in the V.I.P.
No fisticuffs, please.
Oh, my God. That outfit looks like
something LL threw away 10 years ago.
[Laughter]
Uh-oh!
Wow.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
- [Laughter]
- [Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop" playing]
- All right, when we come back, these two debut
their showstoppers in
the championship round.
- "Lip Sync Battle"... It's on.
- [Cheers and applause]
♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie.
Round 2 is on.
Our stars are pulling out all the stops...
anything they can think up to throw down.
Let's see how Will went to boot camp
to prepare for lip-sync war.
What an amazing night for me to be here.
[Exhales deeply]
For you to... you
know, for the end of you.
Yeah, there was a time when
lip-syncing was my life.
You know, I was the new kid on the block.
And I did mostly New Kids on the Block.
A lot of people say when
I first came out of Toronto
that I had a lot of street...
you know, the hard-scrabble
streets of Toronto...
and I bring that to my game, 24/7/265.
I need 100 days off a year.
You know what I ate for
lunch before I came here?
Tell me.
A bowl of confidence.
Alison Brie is a young
actress here in Hollywood,
and she's got it coming.
Alison, I got one thing to say to you...
objects in the mirror...
are closer than they appear.
Beliee dat.
"Believe that" is what I'm trying to say,
but I'm keeping it street.
[Cheers and applause]
[Tegan and Sara's "Everything
is Awesome" playing]
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
♪ We're the same... I'm like you, ♪
♪ you're like me, we're
all working in harmony ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
3, 2, 1, go. Whoooooo!
[Rapping] ♪ Have you heard
the news? Everyone's talking ♪
♪ Life is good 'cause
everything's awesome ♪
♪ Lost my job, it's a new opportunity ♪
♪ More free time for
my awesome community ♪
♪ I feel more awesome
than an awesome possum ♪
♪ Dip my body in chocolate frostin' ♪
♪ Three years later,
wash off the frostin' ♪
♪ Smellin' like a blossom,
everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
[Cheers and applause]
What?! No! No!
No!
No. No, no. No.
Yo!
Oh, my goodness.
I don't support this.
I did not okay this photo.
That's a great shot of...
You look great in that shot.
I look like I'm snarling
at your performance...
kind of like, "Ehh."
[Laughter]
Will the Thrill, come on over here.
- [Cheers and applause]
- Will the Thrill.
[Laughs] What are you thinking?
Was that the death blow?
Did you just crush her world,
or what do you think?
I think that that was the
final brick in her coffin.
Boo. Oh, boo.
Not her real coffin. I
mean that in a fun way.
[Laughter]
Will, you go have a
seat next to your rival.
- Chrissy?
- Yes.
What's your feeling
about Will's performance?
I loved this performance.
I love any kind of robotic moves.
And when you involve lights, I'm excited.
I kind of had a bit of a seizure,
but I was very excited by it.
[Laughter]
Honestly, Will, I love you, I got to say.
I love Will Arnett so
much. Give it up for Will.
Oh.
- Thank you, baby girl.
- Boo.
- [Tegan and Sara's "Everything is Awesome" playing]
- Well, Will Arnett
put his thing down,
flipped it, and reversed it.
When we come back, Alison Brie is gonna
blow up his ego and burst it.
"LSB"! Stay in sync.
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
"Lip Sync Battle" is back on your screen.
Alison and Will walked in friends,
but only one can walk out a champ.
Round 2 is where they step it up.
Let's see how Alison prepared
to dominate in her final song.
Alison Brie here, getting
ready for the "Lip Sync Battle."
I just snuck into LL's room.
Just to kind of tidy up
and make it really nice.
You know that he is the host of the show
and pretty much decides the winner.
Alison Brie, everybody.
Just kind of wanted to put
the Alison Brie finesse,
if you will.
I'm gonna... you... up.
He's gonna love this.
You seem pretty confident.
I'm feeling confident, yeah.
A win is guaranteed.
You seem a little... nervous.
[Speaking indistinctly]
LL!
You look great, as always.
I just wanted to make sure
everything was perfect for you.
You know, I'm gonna be the best one.
- Let everyone know.
- Oh, yeah.
We're here, but the audience
is out there, Alison.
The audience really decides?
Yeah.
Sorry.
[Door shuts]
Damn.
[Cheers and applause]
[Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
♪ She might've let you
hold her hand in school ♪
♪ But I'mma show you how to graduate ♪
♪ No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk ♪
♪ Just come and show me
what your mama gave, oh ♪
♪ You've got a very big ♪
♪ Shhh ♪
♪ Mouth but don't say a thing ♪
♪ See, anybody could be good to you ♪
♪ You need a bad girl to blow your mind ♪
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
♪ Bang, bang there goes your heart ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Back, back seat of my car ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
[Rapping] ♪ It's Myx Moscato,
it's friends in the bottle ♪
♪ It's Nicki full-throttle, it's unh, unh ♪
♪ Swimming in the grotto,
we winning in the lotto ♪
♪ We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so ♪
♪ Kitten so good, it's drippin' on wood ♪
♪ Get a ride in the engine that could go ♪
♪ Batman-Robin it, bang, bang, cocking it ♪
♪ Queen Nicki dominate, prominent ♪
♪ It's me, Jessie, and Ari ♪
♪ If they test me, they sorry ♪
♪ Ride us up like a Harley ♪
♪ Then pull off in this Ferrari ♪
♪ If he hangin', we bangin' ♪
♪ Phone rangin', he slangin' ♪
♪ It ain't karaoke night ♪
♪ but get the mike 'cause I'm singing, unh ♪
♪ B to the A to the N to the G to the uh ♪
♪ B to the A to the N to the G to the, hey ♪
♪ See, anybody could be good to you ♪
♪ You need a bad girl to blow your mind ♪
♪ your mind ♪
[Cheers and applause]
She, like, lip-sync shot
half of Will's face off.
[Laughter]
Wow.
I don't think everybody was ready
for this Alison Brie
that we're seeing tonight.
Oh, I'm ready for her. I was ready.
How did you prep for that?
I've been memorizing that
since before I knew I
was gonna be on the show.
I've been memorizing that
since before I was born!
[Laughter and cheers and applause]
But, seriously, it was really hard work.
I was, like, listening
to it every day in my car.
[Laughter]
Will, Alison just filled you full of holes.
Any last words?
Oh, so many jokes to say to that.
Say them! Say them.
I don't know how to even take what she did.
Look at this.
[Laughter]
She shot my face off,
and then then she had
her clothes ripped off.
I'm so confused.
I'm going straight to therapy from here.
[Laughter]
You're welcome.
"You're welcome." That's pretty...
[Laughter] "You're welcome."
Alison, please go chill
in the V.I.P. for a minute.
[Cheers and applause]
Time to check in with
my own personal gangsta.
Chrissy?
To me, honestly, that is
one of the best Nicki
Minaj verses of all time.
- She slayed it.
- Word.
And you nailed it. You really nailed it.
Like, it's so quick and all over the place.
You killed it.
And then I was so proud,
and you went all Suge Knight
crazy, and I was so confused.
[Laughter]
He's in jail. He's not here.
ARNETT: He can't get her.
Oh...
He can't get her.
[Laughter]
- [Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
- Hilarious.
All right, round 2 is over,
and these two are both still
standing but not for long.
When we come back, one becomes
a champion on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie,
with Lip Sync World War III in here.
Now it is time for the crowd to decide
who gets the "Lip Sync" victory belt.
Are you guys ready?
[Cheers and applause]
Chrissy Teigen, let's do this.
Let's do this. Ready?
Is the champ Will Arnett?
[Cheers and applause]
Or is the champ Alison Brie?
[Cheers and applause]
And the "Lip Sync Battle"
champion is Alison Brie.
[Cheers and applause]
Wow. Make a round of applause
for Alison Brie, everybody.
[Cheers and applause]
Congratulations.
Thank you.
[Laughter]
Oh, thank you.
So, Alison, the belt is yours.
Clearly, it is.
Yeah, clearly it is.
What are you feeling right now?
I feel nothing but immense gratitude.
- You know, if Will...
- Oh, boy...
If Will hadn't...
- sucked so badly...
- [Laughter]
... I might not have
been able to win today.
If he were not so under-prepared...
[Laughter]
... then my regular level of preparedness
would have seemed average.
[Laughter]
So, Will, did you have a good time?
I had a great time, despite...
No, and Will was wonderful.
Will was awesome.
I had a great time.
And I would've voted for Alison
had I been given the chance
'cause she was amazing.
- [Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
- That was fantastic.
That's what I'm talking about. Nice.
Props to Will Arnett and Alison Brie
for being awesome tonight!
A shout-out to the millions of fans
watching around the world.
Good night from me, LL
Cool J, and my girl Chrissy.
And remember... no
matter what you do in life,
knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock' em out, L.
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
♪ Bang, bang there goes your heart ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Back, back seat of my car ♪
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ And I'm your boy,
your 20th century toy ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Feedback]
TEIGEN: He's got the most
famous lips in the game.
Give it up for LL Cool J.
Hands in the air! Hands in the air!
Say yeah!
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
Now scream!
[Cheers and applause]
Wow!
Welcome to "Lip Sync
Battle," the only show on TV
where celebrities go all-in,
letting it all hang out.
Well, tonight, we've got two
incredibly talented actors
here to turn it all the way up.
Adding her own unique
flavor to that recipe,
my special sauce, give
it up for Chrissy Teigen.
- [Cheers and applause] - ♪
Everywhere I G-G-G-G-Go ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
She'll be doing the
play-by-play, the blow-by-blow.
Telling it like it is.
Whoo!
Chrissy, what's on tap for tonight?
I love a good comedian showdown. I love it.
- You love it, right?
- They don't care.
They don't care about
looking silly. I love it.
All right, let me break it down for you.
Two stars, two rounds,
neither star knows what
their challenger's songs are.
Round 1 is just lips.
Round 2, these performers
work with our team
to dream up their ultimate performances.
It's crazy.
Then our audience chooses
who wins the "Lip Sync" championship belt.
All right?
[Cheers and applause]
You guys ready?
All right.
Let's meet tonight's gladiators.
From "Arrested Development"
and "The Lego Movie,"
he's one of the funniest
human beings on the planet.
Just ask him.
Will Arnett!
[Cheers and applause]
And you've seen his rival on "Mad Men."
You've seen her on "Community."
You've seen her in your dreams.
Here to sync her freakin'
lips off, it's Alison Brie!
[Cheers and applause]
Okay, now both of you were
in "The Lego Movie," right?
ARNETT: Yeah.
Will, who did you play?
I played a character...
I don't know if you guys
are familiar with him.
[Deep voice] His name... is Batman.
[Cheers and applause]
And, Alison, what role did
you play in "The Lego Movie"?
I played Unikitty, part
unicorn, part kitten.
[Cheers and applause]
Well...
Unicorns don't exist,
so, Alison, have a seat.
[Laughter]
That's right. Batman's for real.
[Laughter]
Come on over, Will. Come on over.
What song did you choose?
[Clears throat] You know, LL,
I wanted to pick a song
that really spoke to me.
And I'm on a quest in this life
to do nothing but find out...
who...
let the dogs out.
[Cheers and applause]
Well, trying to answer
that immortal question,
who let the dogs out, here is Will Arnett.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Well, the party was nice,
the party was pumpin' ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ iArriba! ♪
♪ And everybody havin' a ball ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ Ha, ho ♪
♪ Until the fellas
started name callin' ♪
♪ Yippie yi yo ♪
♪ And the girls respond to the call ♪
♪ I heard a poor man shout out ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ I see ya' little speed
boat head up our coast ♪
♪ She really want to skip town ♪
♪ Get back Gruffy, back, Scruffy ♪
♪ Get back you flea-infested mongrel ♪
[Rapping] ♪ Well, if I
am a dog the party is on ♪
♪ I gotta get my groove
'cause my mind done gone ♪
♪ Do you see the rays
comin' from my eye ♪
♪ Walkin' through the place that
Benji man is breakin' it down? ♪
♪ Me and my white short
shorts, and I can't see color ♪
♪ Any color will do I'll stick on you ♪
♪ That's why they call me "Pit bull" ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the man of the land ♪
♪ When they see me,
they say, "Hoooo!" ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
Who?!
[Cheers and applause]
Wow.
So, Will, what is the trick
to doing a convincing lip sync?
Like, you tell me...
What makes it special? Spectacular?
In my view, just for me, personally...
I don't know what Alison's gonna do...
but you got to be an incredible dancer.
[Laughter]
Obviously, I move like a gazelle.
That was important.
I love it.
Well, Will, you grab a seat
right next to the beautiful Alison.
Alison, come on over here.
[Cheers and applause]
Alison, what song are you
gonna perform for us right now
to make Will feel beautiful inside?
The song is "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa.
- Yes! Yes.
- [Cheers and applause]
Okay, okay.
- Shoop ba-doop.
- [Laughs]
Trying to make an early run at the title
with "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa,
here's Alison Brie!
[Cheers and applause]
[Intro plays]
Ooh.
How you doin', baby?
That sounds sexy. Unh.
[Rapping] ♪ Here I go,
here I go, here I go again ♪
♪ Girls, what's my weakness? ♪
♪ Men ♪
♪ Okay, then ♪
♪ Chillin', chillin' mindin' my business ♪
♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around,
and I couldn't believe this ♪
♪ I swear, I stared, my niece my witness ♪
♪ The brother had it goin'
on with somethin' kinda unh ♪
♪ Wicked, wicked, had to kick it ♪
♪ I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits ♪
♪ A ho? No, that don't make me ♪
♪ See what I want, slip
slide to it swifty ♪
♪ Felt it in my hips ♪
♪ So I dipped back to my bag of tricks ♪
♪ Then I flipped for a tip ♪
♪ Made me wanna do tricks for him ♪
♪ Lick him like a
lollipop should be licked ♪
♪ Came to my senses, and I chilled for a bit ♪
♪ Don't know how you do the
voodoo that you do so well ♪
♪ It's a spell, hell, makes
me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop ♪
♪ Um, you're packed, and you're stacked ♪
♪ especially in the back ♪
♪ Brother, wanna thank your
mother for a butt like that ♪
♪ Can I get some fries with
that shake-shake, boobie? ♪
♪ If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi ♪
♪ You're a shotgun... Bang! ♪
♪ What's up with that thang? ♪
♪ I wanna know how does it hang? ♪
♪ Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover ♪
♪ Like Prince said, you're a sexy motha... ♪
♪ Well-a, I like 'em real wild ♪
♪ B-boy style by the mile ♪
♪ Smooth black skin with a smile ♪
♪ Bright as the sun ♪
♪ I wanna have some fun ♪
♪ Come and give me
some of that yum-yum ♪
♪ chocolate chip, honey dip ♪
♪ Can I get a scoop? ♪
♪ Baby, take a ride in my coupe ♪
♪ You make me wanna... ♪
♪ Shoop, shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby? ♪
[Cheers and applause]
That...
Wow.
What made you choose that song?
You know, just a really fun song.
I love looking at men's bodies
and, like, thinking of how
to describe them, you know?
"Yum-yum, chocolate chip, honey dip."
[Cheers and applause]
I can think of some people
that that description would fit.
- Yeah!
- And, you know...
[Laughs] That's funny. That's funny.
I love how uncomfortable
we're making LL right now.
It's cool.
That's funny. She's funny. [Laughs]
This is funny right here.
All right, Alison, you
join Will in the V.I.P.
No fisticuffs, please.
Oh, my God. That outfit looks like
something LL threw away 10 years ago.
[Laughter]
Uh-oh!
Wow.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
- [Laughter]
- [Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop" playing]
- All right, when we come back, these two debut
their showstoppers in
the championship round.
- "Lip Sync Battle"... It's on.
- [Cheers and applause]
♪ Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪
Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie.
Round 2 is on.
Our stars are pulling out all the stops...
anything they can think up to throw down.
Let's see how Will went to boot camp
to prepare for lip-sync war.
What an amazing night for me to be here.
[Exhales deeply]
For you to... you
know, for the end of you.
Yeah, there was a time when
lip-syncing was my life.
You know, I was the new kid on the block.
And I did mostly New Kids on the Block.
A lot of people say when
I first came out of Toronto
that I had a lot of street...
you know, the hard-scrabble
streets of Toronto...
and I bring that to my game, 24/7/265.
I need 100 days off a year.
You know what I ate for
lunch before I came here?
Tell me.
A bowl of confidence.
Alison Brie is a young
actress here in Hollywood,
and she's got it coming.
Alison, I got one thing to say to you...
objects in the mirror...
are closer than they appear.
Beliee dat.
"Believe that" is what I'm trying to say,
but I'm keeping it street.
[Cheers and applause]
[Tegan and Sara's "Everything
is Awesome" playing]
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
♪ We're the same... I'm like you, ♪
♪ you're like me, we're
all working in harmony ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
3, 2, 1, go. Whoooooo!
[Rapping] ♪ Have you heard
the news? Everyone's talking ♪
♪ Life is good 'cause
everything's awesome ♪
♪ Lost my job, it's a new opportunity ♪
♪ More free time for
my awesome community ♪
♪ I feel more awesome
than an awesome possum ♪
♪ Dip my body in chocolate frostin' ♪
♪ Three years later,
wash off the frostin' ♪
♪ Smellin' like a blossom,
everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everything is cool when
you're part of a team ♪
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ When we're living our dream ♪
[Cheers and applause]
What?! No! No!
No!
No. No, no. No.
Yo!
Oh, my goodness.
I don't support this.
I did not okay this photo.
That's a great shot of...
You look great in that shot.
I look like I'm snarling
at your performance...
kind of like, "Ehh."
[Laughter]
Will the Thrill, come on over here.
- [Cheers and applause]
- Will the Thrill.
[Laughs] What are you thinking?
Was that the death blow?
Did you just crush her world,
or what do you think?
I think that that was the
final brick in her coffin.
Boo. Oh, boo.
Not her real coffin. I
mean that in a fun way.
[Laughter]
Will, you go have a
seat next to your rival.
- Chrissy?
- Yes.
What's your feeling
about Will's performance?
I loved this performance.
I love any kind of robotic moves.
And when you involve lights, I'm excited.
I kind of had a bit of a seizure,
but I was very excited by it.
[Laughter]
Honestly, Will, I love you, I got to say.
I love Will Arnett so
much. Give it up for Will.
Oh.
- Thank you, baby girl.
- Boo.
- [Tegan and Sara's "Everything is Awesome" playing]
- Well, Will Arnett
put his thing down,
flipped it, and reversed it.
When we come back, Alison Brie is gonna
blow up his ego and burst it.
"LSB"! Stay in sync.
♪ Everything is awesome ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
"Lip Sync Battle" is back on your screen.
Alison and Will walked in friends,
but only one can walk out a champ.
Round 2 is where they step it up.
Let's see how Alison prepared
to dominate in her final song.
Alison Brie here, getting
ready for the "Lip Sync Battle."
I just snuck into LL's room.
Just to kind of tidy up
and make it really nice.
You know that he is the host of the show
and pretty much decides the winner.
Alison Brie, everybody.
Just kind of wanted to put
the Alison Brie finesse,
if you will.
I'm gonna... you... up.
He's gonna love this.
You seem pretty confident.
I'm feeling confident, yeah.
A win is guaranteed.
You seem a little... nervous.
[Speaking indistinctly]
LL!
You look great, as always.
I just wanted to make sure
everything was perfect for you.
You know, I'm gonna be the best one.
- Let everyone know.
- Oh, yeah.
We're here, but the audience
is out there, Alison.
The audience really decides?
Yeah.
Sorry.
[Door shuts]
Damn.
[Cheers and applause]
[Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
♪ She might've let you
hold her hand in school ♪
♪ But I'mma show you how to graduate ♪
♪ No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk ♪
♪ Just come and show me
what your mama gave, oh ♪
♪ You've got a very big ♪
♪ Shhh ♪
♪ Mouth but don't say a thing ♪
♪ See, anybody could be good to you ♪
♪ You need a bad girl to blow your mind ♪
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
♪ Bang, bang there goes your heart ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Back, back seat of my car ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
[Rapping] ♪ It's Myx Moscato,
it's friends in the bottle ♪
♪ It's Nicki full-throttle, it's unh, unh ♪
♪ Swimming in the grotto,
we winning in the lotto ♪
♪ We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so ♪
♪ Kitten so good, it's drippin' on wood ♪
♪ Get a ride in the engine that could go ♪
♪ Batman-Robin it, bang, bang, cocking it ♪
♪ Queen Nicki dominate, prominent ♪
♪ It's me, Jessie, and Ari ♪
♪ If they test me, they sorry ♪
♪ Ride us up like a Harley ♪
♪ Then pull off in this Ferrari ♪
♪ If he hangin', we bangin' ♪
♪ Phone rangin', he slangin' ♪
♪ It ain't karaoke night ♪
♪ but get the mike 'cause I'm singing, unh ♪
♪ B to the A to the N to the G to the uh ♪
♪ B to the A to the N to the G to the, hey ♪
♪ See, anybody could be good to you ♪
♪ You need a bad girl to blow your mind ♪
♪ your mind ♪
[Cheers and applause]
She, like, lip-sync shot
half of Will's face off.
[Laughter]
Wow.
I don't think everybody was ready
for this Alison Brie
that we're seeing tonight.
Oh, I'm ready for her. I was ready.
How did you prep for that?
I've been memorizing that
since before I knew I
was gonna be on the show.
I've been memorizing that
since before I was born!
[Laughter and cheers and applause]
But, seriously, it was really hard work.
I was, like, listening
to it every day in my car.
[Laughter]
Will, Alison just filled you full of holes.
Any last words?
Oh, so many jokes to say to that.
Say them! Say them.
I don't know how to even take what she did.
Look at this.
[Laughter]
She shot my face off,
and then then she had
her clothes ripped off.
I'm so confused.
I'm going straight to therapy from here.
[Laughter]
You're welcome.
"You're welcome." That's pretty...
[Laughter] "You're welcome."
Alison, please go chill
in the V.I.P. for a minute.
[Cheers and applause]
Time to check in with
my own personal gangsta.
Chrissy?
To me, honestly, that is
one of the best Nicki
Minaj verses of all time.
- She slayed it.
- Word.
And you nailed it. You really nailed it.
Like, it's so quick and all over the place.
You killed it.
And then I was so proud,
and you went all Suge Knight
crazy, and I was so confused.
[Laughter]
He's in jail. He's not here.
ARNETT: He can't get her.
Oh...
He can't get her.
[Laughter]
- [Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
- Hilarious.
All right, round 2 is over,
and these two are both still
standing but not for long.
When we come back, one becomes
a champion on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute ♪
♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie,
with Lip Sync World War III in here.
Now it is time for the crowd to decide
who gets the "Lip Sync" victory belt.
Are you guys ready?
[Cheers and applause]
Chrissy Teigen, let's do this.
Let's do this. Ready?
Is the champ Will Arnett?
[Cheers and applause]
Or is the champ Alison Brie?
[Cheers and applause]
And the "Lip Sync Battle"
champion is Alison Brie.
[Cheers and applause]
Wow. Make a round of applause
for Alison Brie, everybody.
[Cheers and applause]
Congratulations.
Thank you.
[Laughter]
Oh, thank you.
So, Alison, the belt is yours.
Clearly, it is.
Yeah, clearly it is.
What are you feeling right now?
I feel nothing but immense gratitude.
- You know, if Will...
- Oh, boy...
If Will hadn't...
- sucked so badly...
- [Laughter]
... I might not have
been able to win today.
If he were not so under-prepared...
[Laughter]
... then my regular level of preparedness
would have seemed average.
[Laughter]
So, Will, did you have a good time?
I had a great time, despite...
No, and Will was wonderful.
Will was awesome.
I had a great time.
And I would've voted for Alison
had I been given the chance
'cause she was amazing.
- [Jessie J's "Bang Bang" plays]
- That was fantastic.
That's what I'm talking about. Nice.
Props to Will Arnett and Alison Brie
for being awesome tonight!
A shout-out to the millions of fans
watching around the world.
Good night from me, LL
Cool J, and my girl Chrissy.
And remember... no
matter what you do in life,
knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock' em out, L.
♪ Bang, bang into the room ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Bang, bang all over you ♪
♪ I'll let you have it ♪
♪ Wait a minute, let
me take you there ♪
♪ Wait a minute till ya ♪
♪ Ahhhh, hey ♪
♪ Bang, bang there goes your heart ♪
♪ I know you want it ♪
♪ Back, back seat of my car ♪