Lip Service (2010–2012): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

I'm dead, I'm connected to a criminal

and there some strange drug dealer
bloke that keeps following me around.

I found these keys last time
I was here. Are they yours?

Never seen them before.

And who's Alma Carter? Is she my mother?

Alma Carter's not interested.
She didn't want you.

Who's that then?

It's Hayley, the fit intern.

-She's been flirting
with me non stop. Hayley?

Tell her to take the day off
tomorrow, right? And ring me.

I had to fire her. You recommended
her. She's your proteg?e.



I'm Tess, Chloe's ex.
Who the hell are you?

Shona.

Were you seeing her before
you finished with me?

Is there anything I need to worry about?

You... you and Frankie,
you go back a long way...

She's a friend, that's all.

Is there someone?

Cat... It's always been Cat.

Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh, God!

Morning.

I think I love you...

I'm sorry.

No...



I like it.

Do you just like it, hm?

Or...

I need to go to work.

I feel your heat, but cannot touch.

A lonely moon orbiting the sun.

The gravity between us,

The only thing stopping me
from falling back to earth...

Audition script?

Sorry.

I wish. No, it's Ed's book.

Well, first draft. It's really good.

- You sound surprised.
- Well, I'm not, but I mean, really good,

like a proper book you'd
pay money for and everything.

It's about these two scientists
working on a space station...

and he really loves her

but he can't do anything about it

because she might be
from this race of aliens

they're researching
and he might be a robot.

- It's brilliant.
- Brilliant...

So, um...

did you and Jay stay
up long after I crashed?

Not really.

Cos I got up in the middle of
the night to get a drink and...

- You saw.
- I couldn't help it.

- Yeah, well, it was nothing.
- It was Jay! He's a man! He's...

- he's got, like, bits.
- It's just like a strap-on
without the strap.

Aagh! What...

- but what about Becky?
- How's she going to find out?

- Well, I'm not gonna tell her.
- Neither am I,

and I doubt Jay's going to be
shouting it from the rooftops.

We were drunk,

- it felt like a good idea at the time.
- All right.

As long as you're not
going all hasbian on me.

Becky throw you out early or something?.

No, no

I didn't stay there last night. Thanks.

- Everything all right?
- Uh-hum.

I just thought you two were
in training for domestic bliss.

When did you know? That you loved her?

Why you asking me that?

When does anyone know?

You're a keeper, you tell me.

Morning.

How's the hangover?

All right, yeah. I think I...

got away with it. I just got to go...

photocopy these things.

I didn't expect you in today.

You walked in on them?

- No, the door was open.
- They're actually having an affair?

No!

Apparently it was just a one night thing.

Has Frankie always been...

Well, she's always been out
with girls but I know she's

- fucked a couple of guys here and there.
- Is that...

I mean, have you ever?

And Jay?

Jay'd probably fuck you if you had tits.

What is this?

Early birthday present.

Argh, you remembered.

- But you're not allowed to open it.
- I'm going to open it!

Ah!

Ah, that's so sweet!

Thank you.

- It's you and me, Mykonos '08!
- Yeah.

Look at your pasty little chest.

So what we doing for it?

Er, there's not much to celebrate.

It's your 30th!

Exactly.

By now I was supposed
to be guesting on-stage

having already built
up a Hollywood fan base.

Instead it's like I'm in some
shit version of Groundhog Day.

It's not that bad.

Well. So we're what, successful?

There's no point dressing it up.

But what am I doing about it?
What are you doing about it?

You've got this great book...

- Did you read it?
- Yeah.

- And?
- It's brilliant.

But instead of getting it out
there you're here drinking tea.

Where's the drive,

the bloody-minded determination to
push your life to the next level?

I've sent it off.

Oh!

- Well done.
- Just to some agents.

I was going to ask if yours had
a literary division, actually.

No. I don't think so. Um...

I mean, I could ask?

I was going to pop in today actually,

big push and all that...

- Hey.
- Hey.

I'm sorry about last night,

the police and everything.
It's no excuse...

I saw my uncle after

- you gave me Alma's details.
- And what'd he say?

That she didn't want me.

So she is your mother?

Yeah.

- What now?
- I don't know.

It's not like I've got any way of finding
her even if she wanted to be found.

Well, if you do get another lead, try
leaving me a message instead of going nuclear.

Yeah, speak to you later.

Well...

nice to see you two getting on again.

The site is an old school but the developers
are doing an appraisal to turn it into flats.

- They've asked us for our input.
- No way...

Don't worry,

the orphans have all been rehoused.

No. This is where we went.

You were schoolgirls together?

Yeah, uniforms and everything.

We were a couple of years apart.

You know I wouldn't mind going
back. I could take some pictures.

The brochure's almost
done. You just need to

choose the photos that you want.

I'll do the school as
part of the same fee.

That's really not necessary...

No, hang on!

Anything that improves the pitch...

Unless you think your personal feelings
could cloud your judgement again.

- They won't.
- Right.

Perfect.

I'll expect something on my desk
when I get back from Germany then.

What's his problem?

Doesn't matter.

I had it in my head that
I wanted a fry up, right?

So I went to this all-night cafe,

fell asleep, and by the time

- I woke up it was time to come in...
- Really?

I swear...

- Here, I'll phone the estate
agents right now.
- No, you won't, cos we're not doing it.

Becks?

I want you.

All this stuff can wait
till we're both ready, ok?

- But don't think going AWOL's
the way to get round me...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I love you, ok?

I want what you want. I promise.

- I'll see you later.
- Bye.

See you.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Nicotine?

- Right.
- Jay!

- It was only a fuck.
- Listen.

It was a fucking mistake.

Yeah, well, it was both of us.
I didn't have to twist your dick.

I just want to forget about this, ok?

- I already have.
- Hello!

- Hey.
- Hands up if your head hurts today.

Yeah. What you doing here?

I wanted to talk about Tess' birthday.

Is my sister around?

I could get a new haircut.

Like a pixie bob,

accentuate my cheekbones,
fringe over the wrinkles?

It isn't as if I haven't been
trying for you, Tess, but...

I know.

You have seen most of the
casting directors in Scotland.

And?

And the feedback I get is...

you have a tendency to...

What?

Too physical? I don't project enough?

Be a little negative.

- What?
- You did cry at audition.

Once!

Then there was the balcony incident
at the Shakespeare workshop.

Romeo had a hard-on!

So what do I do, Saphia?

Cheer up.

You're an actress...

contort your face into a smile

and be happy!

Hello?

Er, yes, I'm just
finishing with a client...

- Oh, Tess... smile.
- Ok!

- She said she didn't want a fuss.
- Oh she always says that.

But I think that's exactly what
she needs after all the Lou stuff.

- Yeah, well, you are the Tess expert.
- What are you thinking?

Surprise...

The Dykes of Hazard.

Friday night at Gravity.

Country and western.

- Tess does love it.
- It's got Kenny Rogered,

Billy Gay Cyrus...

Playing to a bunch of
hen nights in stetsons...

Yeah, and how are we going to get
her down there without her realising?

Why not do it at my flat?

It's not like we haven't got the space.

As long as it doesn't get too messy again.

Messy how?

The... flat warming last night...

- Tess puked.
- I passed out.

You'd have hated it.

What do you think I am?

That sounds exactly what
you'd want from a party!

Yeah, exactly.

Tess has been going on about the local.

- I could take her down there
while you guys set up.
- Or I could?

I mean, I already talked to
her about doing something...

so if you guys say you're busy, if
she does try to make other plans,

then she'll have no other option.

Fine.

You all right?

Yeah, it's just...

Hayley. I feel like if I'd

looked out for her a bit more
she might still be in a job.

She's a big girl, Cat.

Someone gave her the ketamine.

She didn't say who?

She wouldn't tell me. She thinks
I'm like a teacher or something.

You always were a bit of a girl scout.

Thanks.

No, in a good way!

How's it good?

You think about stuff,

you don't just dive in.

Maybe a bit too much sometimes.

But... at least it means
you make good decisions.

You do the right thing.

I wish I was a bit more
like that sometimes.

Jesus, I remember it being
even bigger than this.

I think we were just smaller.

Well, I was.

I remember you being
pretty well developed.

I think you should get some pictures.

Oh, God...

So you remember?

Course I remember.

Every break time, you were
up there writing 'lyrics'.

Only cos I knew your
registration room was down there.

I used to get this great
view down your shirt.

We used to wear skirts too remember?

Worked both ways.

I can't believe they're still here.

You were watching way
too much Cell Block H.

I was trying to impress you!

It was my first time in detention.

I thought it's what you did!

You were in here more
than you were in class,

you should've stopped
me if it was so lame.

It wasn't lame...

I quite like having our
names up there together.

You thought you were so cool.

What was it? "What you in for?

Mine's the usual, smoking."

It was better than yours! What was it?

Flashing the PE teacher or something?

I was campaigning for girls
to be able to wear shorts.

It was a political protest!

Mum went mental when she found out.

Marching in accusing the
school of quashing free speech.

It was so embarrassing.

Well, that was one thing
I never had to worry about.

Whatever happened with your mum...

we don't know the circumstances.

- She was young...
- She's not any more.

Give us a drag then.

You've given up!

Just for old times' sake.

Cat!

What? It's not like I'm
taking up dick again, is it?

This is the part where you're
supposed to cough your lungs up.

Dib, dib, dib.

No! No evidence! No
evidence! Get your hand out!

It's sad it has to change...

Yeah?

I thought you were all for
leaving the past behind...

You did put that fag out, didn't you?

Shit!

I can't get through.

He's going to go ballistic
when he gets back from Germany.

They say it's mostly just smoke damage.

The insurers'll have a field day.

It's not funny.

I'm not exactly employee of the
month after all this intern shit.

Yeah. That wasn't your fault.

Everything's my fault since
he found out I like girls

as opposed to middle-aged
fat men in suits...

Two months ago he was talking
about making me partner,

now he's looking to demote
me and I give him this.

Yeah, it wasn't your fault, Cat.

It was Jay.

Jay gave Hayley the gear.

I helped him cover it up at the time

but I didn't realise it
would put you in the shit.

What... what was he even doing with her?

I don't think anything happened.

Only because she passed out!

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

I just didn't want to grass him up.

I'm not blaming you.

Bloody Jay!

So I get this call,

and it's this specialist sci-fi
agency asking if I 'do lunch'!?

That was quick.

It was the main guy as well.

The company's named after him!

Amazing...

I wonder if he'll have picked
up on the same flaws I did.

Flaws?

Yeah.

Like, it's brilliant and everything but

- the main guy, whatsisname?
- Sorin.

Yeah. Why doesn't he just
like, go for it with her?

Well, that's kind-of the point.

He can't...

her species forbids it.

Well, he should.

Like, it's better than floating round
space wondering what might have been.

But would she... reciprocate?

Well, you're the writer.

Make it happen.

Right, I make it shots o'clock.

Actually I'm going to leave it.

I want to have a clear head
tomorrow for this meeting.

But it's Wednesday! We always
do shots o'clock on a Wednesday.

Well, I'm having shots o'clock.

Oh, and I was thinking

I probably should do
something for my birthday.

Why the change of heart?

Oh, it's my meeting...

Oh, yeah? It went well?

Yeah.

Yeah, it turns out, um...

she still thought I was
doing the runner's job,

and now there's like a whole backlog

- of auditions.
- Awesome!

So I was thinking we could

check out your new local?

Hm, I wonder if it should
be something bigger.

Like, really celebrate.

I'll speak to the others
and see what they think.

Course, yeah. Go for it.

Thanks for all your help.

Like we never left.

Listen, don't worry about
Alistair. It'll be fine.

Uh. Looks like you've got company.

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah.

Hey.

Clarice let you off with a caution then?

Yeah. Couldn't get you on the phone.

Just wanted to make sure you
were all right after yesterday?

Yeah, I'm fine. Busy day.

I didn't even make it into work.

I can barely remember anything
that happened last night.

It's probably for the best.

- You coming up?
- Yeah?

I was only planning an early night
but you can come up for an hour or so.

I think I'll leave you to it.

Maybe another time.

All right.

Whatever you think.

Night.

Honey, I'm home!

Hey.

You smell of smoke...

Oh, I had a meeting on site.

You know what builders are like...

That smells amazing!

You know, when I was younger I used
to have this fantasy about Bewitched.

The girl band?

No, I had that one too.

No, I mean the old TV show.

Where the witch marries a human

and then she turns into
the perfect '50s housewife?

Are you seriously telling me

that this does it for you?

Uh-hum. Each to their own.

You're not fucking anyone are you?

No. Come in...

- You all right?
- Yeah, fine.

I was just wondering, are you
doing anything on Friday night?

I was thinking of doing
something for my birthday.

- Shit. Sorry, I said I'd work.
- Ah!

I can try and get out of it, though.

No, no, no, it's ok!

I wasn't going to do anything big.

- Sure?
- Yeah, yeah. It's fine.

Happy, happy!

So I bumped into Ed earlier...

What, signing books
in Waterstones, was he?

It seems he knows about me and Jay...

Ah!

You didn't seem that bothered earlier...

It's fine.

But you got to tell him
it can't go any further.

Ok.

It could really mess
things up for Jay and Becky.

No, I'm serious.

All right.

Cool.

I didn't know you'd taken up boxing...

- What?
- FG Boxing.

I auditioned for a self
defence radio ad but apparently

I don't even sound fit.

I didn't hear a fucking bell!

Get back to work!

Can I help?

This place just for boys
or can anyone join in?

We do girls too... some of them
are uglier than the boys though.

So how'd you hear about us?

My flatmate has these.

- They work here?
- I don't know.

This is a staff keyring.

I can't believe you stood
there letting me take the flak

- while you're the one doling out
ketamine in the first place.
- I'm sorry.

- What about Becky?
- What about her?

I thought you were leaving all
that snatch-hound shit behind...

I was! I am!

Then what were you doing
in the toilets with Hayley?

Listen, you can talk!

Back to school with Frankie,

strolling down memory
lane behind Sam's back.

- I was working!
- Would Sam see it like that?

I am happy with Sam!

I'd never go back!

She gave you head,

made you breakfast

and went to work.

What's the problem?

I just...

I don't want to scare her off.

- I... she's been a bit distant.
- Do you think it's the ex?

I just think you're being paranoid.

Yeah?

You like this one, right?

A lot.

I didn't need to tell her though.

I tell women I love them all the time.

Yeah, that's when you're
trying to fuck them.

What if they said it to you?

Mm.

Saying I love you's like a gun fight.

If you draw first, you'd better not miss.

Girls' group classes are
Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays.

You should check it out,

they'll love you.

All right?

Yeah, sorry. Could you...

- could you get me a glass of water?
- Yeah, no problem. Back in a bit.

- Hello?
- Hi, Catflaps, it's me.

Erm, what are you doing on Friday night?

- Me and Sam have got gig tickets.
- Ah.

- Why's that?
- Erm,

er, it's nothing.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just I haven't seen you much
since I moved out, but another time.

- How's Sam?
- Yeah... good. Good.

You two must be loving
it without me there.

Sex in the bath, sex on the
sofa, rubbish in the bin.

Yeah, she's, er...

really making herself at home.

Don't sound too enthusiastic!

No, no, I am. I am. It's just...

you don't want to hear about all this

happy-clappy couply stuff.

Why not?

I don't know. Just...

How's the new place working out?

Yeah, good...

Great view.

Frankie not keeping you
up all night with Sadie?

Not really.

No?

Why you asking?

No reason.

So, look,

I'm sorry again about Friday.
I'll make it up to you, ok?

Oh, no, no. It's... it's
Ok. Look, I'll, um...

I'll speak to you later. Yeah, bye.

Hi!

Erm, I just... I've
just moved in next door.

Um, haven't we met before?

Maybe.

Um, well, this is going to
sound really weird but, um...

I was wondering if, um... do, er...

Er,

if... do you know any decent electricians

in the area?

Um, my lights have just gone out...

TV, radio, everything!

You're in luck.

I'm a spark.

Right, um...

Um, you really don't have to do this...

I don't mind.

That's weird. Um...

this was all not working
a minute ago. Er...

It's probably just your breaker.

-Right...

It's a little box?

Usually up high, or

built into your fittings.
Do you mind if I just...

No, no, go ahead.

And I'll just, um...

- Is it a little box, did you say?
- Mm.

This is really kind of you.

Oh, um...

- Do you want me to?
- Yeah, yeah... thanks.

Hello?

Yeah, yeah, can I ask who's calling?

- Chloe?
- Um...

oh, it's just...

- it's my ex...
- Ex...

- flatmate.
- Girlfriend.

- Thanks.
- I can go...

No, no, no... no! Um...

yeah, this really isn't a good time,

er, my neighbour, um,

I just...

- Your breaker's fine by the way.
- Er, um...

no, no, no. Wait! You, erm...

oh, no!

What do you want?

It's the same guy I met with Jay.

His name's Darren Morris,
I recognise his picture.

If he's lying about the keyring,
he could be connected to my past.

Are you going to go back?

Be careful.

So, this one?

Mm, do you think Tess'll
be able to work the buttons?

It's the future.

Don't tell me you're still using Milo?

- What's wrong with Milo?
- It rattled!

I'm surprised you could hear
it over your sound effects?!

Um, do you reckon they giftwrap?

Hiya...

Ok, we'll head back.

Thanks.

Alistair's landed.

Well, she sounded kind-of nervous

but she said she wanted to meet up
in person to tell me something big.

You don't think she wants
to get back together, do you?

Dunno.

- But you wouldn't, would you?
- No.

Not after everything she put you through?

God, no!

I'd tell her to piss right off.

Um, but the way, you didn't say anything to
anyone about the Jay and Frankie thing, did you?

- No.
- Good. Cos you mustn't.

What do you think I am?

Well, Frankie said you
almost let it slip...

I shouldn't have even told you!

She's unbelievable.

Thinking she can just make up the rules.

What rules?

Well, what is she?

Is she les?

Bi? Straight?

Well, isn't that a bit out of date?

- Yeah, but it matters!
- Does it?

Doesn't it?

I mean, they do say sexuality's
more of a fluid thing.

Well,

I don't really want to
think about the fluids.

No, but less black and
white, more of a spectrum.

Well, I guess

we are all just people...

bodies and stuff.

Exactly!

So, technically anyone can love anyone?

Yeah, I guess.

It was an accident.

Yeah, but it's not the first
one you've had this month, is it?

I don't know what's distracting you...

But if your mind's not on the job

then I'm gonna have to seriously reconsider
your position within this company.

- I'm so sorry.
- It was my fault!

Cat was outside. She had
nothing to do with it.

- Frankie...
- Look, it was stupid.

But if Cat took responsibility
for every stupid thing

that I'd done she would
have sectioned by now.

Maybe that's what the issue is here.

Responsibility.

If she can't look after a
photographer, let alone an intern.

Well, that was me as well.

What?

I gave Hayley the ketamine.

Right. Get out!

Yeah, my pleasure.

How much of this did you know about?

I did warn you about her.

Sorry... Dildo.

What the?

Ah! Thanks for coming. It's fine.

You're looking... good.

- It's Botox.
- Botox?

We're not going to stay
looking young forever.

- You should think about it.
- Happy Birthday, Tess.

So...

that isn't what you wanted to see me for?

- Sorry.
- No, no, it's ok.

I'd rather forget about it too.

So, what did you want?

Well...

we did go out for quite
a long time, didn't we?

- Yeah.
- And that's got to count for something...

no matter what happened towards the end.

I suppose...

I'm not looking for your approval

or permission or anything, but

you're still a significant
person in my life...

You remember Shona from Spanish?

Yeah...

We're getting married.

Aargh!

I know you were never keen on
the whole civil partnership thing

but I felt you had the right to know.

You were never that
keen on monogamy with me!

You've... you've only
been with her six months!

It's eight months.

You're just bitter because
I'm moving on with my life.

What? Settling down with
the bride of Frankenstein?

Off to the sperm bank
with your turkey baster?

I should've known you
can't be happy for me.

Yeah, you should have.

You can't be happy for anyone

because you're miserable and negative

and think it's funny you're a loser.

That's why I dumped you.

But at least I respected you
enough to want to speak to you

in person. Clearly...

I was wrong.

- Clearly you were.
- Bye, Tess.

- Have a nice life.
- Yeah, send me some cake.

Happy Birthday! Woop woop!

Guess what, I've got an agent!

Even bought me lunch. With
champagne. Lots of champagne.

I'll tell you about it
in the pub. Don't be late.

So... talk me through these new changes.

The astronaut bangs the alien, right?

Well, it's more of a
happy ending really...

Yes, you bloody will!

Listen to me!

Yes, you bloody will!

Look, she's... This is
going to come back on you.

Back on you big time!

I recognise his car.

You didn't knock after that?

If those two know each other then
fuck knows what I'm walking into.

Do you want me to see if Sam
can look up this Darren Morris?

No.

God, it's no wonder I'm such a fuck up.

You're not a fuck up.

I am.

Ok, you are, but...

But what?

Tell me...

You know, you're the only one who's

ever really known me.

I should go.

Sam's coming to mine before the party.

Yeah.

Course she is.

I'll see you there then.

Where am I going to get a cowboy
outfit at this type of notice?

Pigtails, blusher.

Sexy Pocahontas.

Is this a party or a role play?

Bit of both...

I didn't think you wanted
to know after the other day.

I've been having family problems.

Who hasn't?

So, are you coming then?

Tell me you want me there.

I want you there.

You were supposed to be here 20
minutes ago, we're going to be late.

I missed you too.

Where've you been?

I got ambushed by my landlady.

It looks like I'm going to have
to find somewhere else to live.

Are you all right?

I didn't say anything.

You didn't have to.

I'm fine.

You've just been a little bit off with me

over the last couple of days, that's all.

Sorry.

I've just had a really busy week.

It's my best friend's surprise
party, I don't want to be late.

Yeah.

Ye-ha!

Lady Luck must be a
dyke. I love this place!

What can I say? I'm a rent girl.

I could probably help you find somewhere
bigger than Jay's if you want...

mates rates, no strings.

Oh, that might be Tess.

How does she know what
your place looks like?

I don't know.

- Hey, cowgirl.
- Hey, cowboy.

- Sheriff...
- All right?

- Nice place.
- Yeah, shame about the freeloaders.

- Drink?
- Thanks.

I'll sort this out.

Ok.

Is she the one that stole my necklace?

- What?
- Sadie.

She gave it back.

Well, if you want Sadie,
at least act like it.

Cat's taken. Get over it.

You told her what I said to you?

I didn't have to.

Listen, don't try too hard, all right?

Cat told me she's more than
happy with Sam and that's that.

I'm sorry.

- Wait, wait...
- What?

I'm just going to see
where the birthday girl is.

Yep.

I was here on time but
there's no sign of her...

No...

Oh, hold on...

Tess!

Who are you supposed to be?
Jackie Onassis on an ASBO?

What happened to you?

Botox.

It was a birthday treat.
But I had a reaction.

It doesn't look that bad.

I'm not going out.

Oh, come on, it's your birthday.

- There's nothing to celebrate!
- Tess!

Chloe's getting married!

At least it wasn't to
tell you she had chlamydia.

- Hey! Whoa, Tess...
- What?

Good riddance to her.

Yeah, but why does she have
to ride off into the sunset

while I accelerate into a lonely grave?

- Hey, you've got loads of friends.
- Yeah, but not tonight though, eh?

All too busy...

That's not true.

Yes, it is.

- I'm sorry.
- Hey.

Sorry. I can't even fucking cry properly.

Arrgh. Ssh.

Who cares about Chloe?

Everything else is great.

You've got loads of auditions.

No, I haven't.

I lied.

But I couldn't tell you because

you were doing so well.

Tess...

I got your message. Congratulations.

I don't care about that.

You don't have to lie to me.

I was jealous!

And scared that

if you were a success, you wouldn't want
to hang out with a loser like me any more.

Tess, you're not a loser!

Ok?

Tess, you're amazing.

You're beautiful, you're
kind, you're talented.

And you don't even realise how funny
you are, by accident and on purpose,

and if the rest of the world
can't see that then they're idiots.

But I can.

And I'll never leave you.

- Because I love you.
- Ah.

I love you too, Ed.

No.

I love you.

Like...

like a man loves a woman.

Tess?

Tess! Tess, you said se...

you said sexuality was fluid.

Fuck!

Hello?

Frankie, she's coming...

Tess is coming!

No! No, don't let her in!

Quick! Someone get the music!

Sssh!

Surprise!

Tess?

Hey, what's up?

Hey?

Ssh...

Ed!

What happened? What did you do?

- I told her.
- You told her what?

That I'm in love with her.

Are you?

- No wonder you never pull!
- Jay...

You do realise she's gay?

Well, it didn't stop
you with Frankie, did it?

When?

Is that where you were the other night?

No...

No!

Don't let anyone in.

- Tess?
- Go away!

- I'm sorry.
- What?

We can still be friends.

I thought we were friends.
But all the time you were...

Just get out. Can both...

both of you just get out.

All right.

Come on.

Ow!

You fucking bitch.

- Becks.
- Don't fucking Becks me.

Is it true?

Becky...

Becky!

We should go.

Canape?

Here...

Frankie, stop.

Come on.

Kiss me.

Frankie, stop.

What? Come on.

It isn't me you want. Is it?

It is tonight.

What?

I really liked you, Frankie.

See you around.

- Don't go.
- Stop it.

I love you.

You could move in with me.

You... you're sure?

- We, we... we never gave this a shot.
- Who's fault was that?

Dig any deeper,

you'll hurt yourself.

Try to find out, I'll hurt her too.

Some actress has dropped
out of Uncle Vanya

vat The Tron and they need
to audition a new Sonia today.

Shit. You don't think it's broken, do you?

Why do you want her?

We're just going to chat...

That's not what I meant.