Limitless (2015–2016): Season 1, Episode 18 - Bezgranichnyy - full transcript

BRIAN: Previously on Limitless...

Do not tell anyone about this.
I mean it.

You put your sister in danger.

Undercover agent
bleeding out on the kitchen table.

I love you, Brian, but unless
you start making some different choices,

you are not welcome here.

When all of this started,
we made promises to each other.

- I know. I didn't mean to lie to you.
- I just spoke to Naz.

You're being assigned
to a different handler.

Your morn mentioned
an undercover agent.

- Yeah.
- Could you describe him for me?



My name's Sands.

You belong to Mr. Morra now,
which means you belong to me.

- Did you kill Piper Baird's boyfriend?
- She found you. I thought she might.

I know how Morra works.
He has a way of corrupting good people.

You're one of them, same way I was.

You can't play both sides forever.

I'm gonna figure out
how that enzyme works, Brian.

You can be free of Morra for good.

If Morra ever finds out
that you are still alive,

then everything
that means anything to me is gone.

[DANCE MUSIC]

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] Are you sure?
This girl in St. Petersburg?

I tracked her here.
Her real name's Piper Baird.

She's been traveling using an alias,
Frances Houseman.



She checked into a hotel
in Lower Nevsky.

That was like two weeks ago.

And you think I can help you find her?

Well, I asked around.
Everyone said Vladi knows things.

Well, I can see.

No promises.

You might not like answer.

A beautiful girl disappears,
usually means one of two things.

Neither good.

So... who is this girl?

Why are you in Petersburg?

That's my business.

You refuse drink?

Is not polite to refuse drink.

It's really not that complicated.
I mean, things got weird at work, right?

My partner, my handler,
whatever she is, she was like...

BRIAN'S VOICE: "I just !eel like
you're lying to me pretty much always."

Then my family,
they pretty much just said,

BRIAN'S VOICE:
"You're a big disappointment."

BRIAN'S VOICE: "And you should
pretty much just take off. "

So it all built up, and one day
I was like, "I gotta get out, right?"

"t mean, t just gotta...
I just gotta get out, right?"

I'm not saying I'm a big deal per se,
all right?

But if I just took off, people would
notice. I mean, they would be like...

BRIAN'S VOICE:
"Where the frick is Brian?"

BRIAN'S VOICE: "Brian just like, whew,
he's gone, you know? He just left. "

And Naz will be like,
"What do you mean, he's gone, yeah?"

"He's not allowed to just go."

And Rebecca will be all like, "Hey,
what do you want from me? Dude's gone."

And you know
Boyle's gonna have an opinion.

"I knew something like this
would happen."

"Brian's a flake.
He wears dumb sweaters."

And Naz will say, "Whatever
on the sweaters, yeah? Just find him."

And so, you know...

[GROANS]

...there's the whole "on the run" aspect
to consider.

So why are you so important
to these people?

I am so important to these people...

Hmm. I... You know what?

That's where it gets tricky cos I
can't... I can't really talk about that.

H's called NZT. NZT.

Now... How much of this
are you understanding, Evgeny?

None? Good.

So I took two pills from my bodyguards
before I left

and I'm pretty sure they told Rebecca.

"Look, we don't how to tell you this.
But Brian, he took two pills."

"And we were powerless to resist."

So... I honestly have no idea
what she's gonna do.

You're definitely not understanding
like any of this, are you?

And Piper, she is...

Look, I only met her a couple of times,
but she is amazing.

Seriously. I mean,
how many people can say...

BRIAN'S VOICE: "I'm a chemist
or a biochemist or something,

and I also totally know
how to use a sniper rifle."

"And the last time I saw Brian,
I gave him a little kiss on the cheek."

"But maybe it was more
than a kiss on the cheek, you know?"

So if Piper can make the immunity shot,
then Sands can't control me anymore,

and I can finally tell him,
"Hey, Sands, you know what, man?"

"Cram it!"

And he'll have to say,
"I will, Brian. I will cram it.”

Sol used one pill to track Piper here,

which means I've got one pill left.

Oh, hey, man. How you doing?

So I wonder if I can use that one
to find her

and then we can get out
of this whole mess.

Then everyone, Rebecca, my family,
everyone, will be like...

BRIAN'S VOICE:
"You fixed it, Brian. You rule."

That's why I'm kind of all-in
on this Piper thing, though.

- Good news, my friend.
- That was fast.

Konstantin talked to a man named Yuri.

Yuri texted the picture
to his cousin Andrea who knows things.

And she says,

VLADI'S VOICE:
"My friend's girlfriend's cousin

shares a cell with that girl
in Kresty Prison."

Wait. What?

Your friend,
she is not dead or sex slave.

She is in prison.

Congratulations.

BRIAN: That's Kresty Prison.

If there was a competition
for worst place in the world,

it could give 1970s Detroit
a run for its money.

And that is my last NZT pill.

From the second t take this, t have
12 hours to get there, gain entry,

find Piper and then break out with her
before the dose wears off.

Or die trying, which, let's face it,
is really the most likely scenario.

You don't know that.
I mean, I don't know that?

Come on, man.

Every second you're on NZT,

there is an oddsmaker
running numbers in your head.

So, what's the over-under
on you surviving this?

That depends on the plan.

And which one of the plans
that you totally don't have

is the one where you getaway alive?

I'm working on it.

Helpful fact: in 115 years, exactly
one person has escaped this prison.

So escape is possible.

And that person was, you know, Russian
and inside the prison and not you.

Hmm.

All right, I'll run scenarios with you.
Frontal assault.

BRIAN: Open the gates!

- Please?
- [GUNFIRE]

All right, OK, I get it.
We've got 12 hours.

Brute force approach is a no-go.
Surely there are other outcomes.

Of course there are.
And don't call me Shirley.

[BOTH LAUGH]

On the other hand, you are in a country

where, rumor has it,
corruption and graft hold actual sway.

I don't even know how much I have left
in rubles. I mean, Vladi wasn't cheap.

There are other forms of currency.
Influence, for example.

OK, all right,
so... who is the most influential person

in the St. Petersburg prison system?

BOYLE: OK, so State tells us
that someone in Moscow

broke the bank at a casino
betting on the roulette wheel.

A CIA asset says someone stole
a shipment of hand grenades

from an arms dealer in Georgia.

They're outliers.
They could have been enabled by NZT.

- But does that sound like Brian?
- Those guys are State.

They don't know Finch the way we do.

Hey. I've got a conference call
with DC in five minutes.

What can I tell them
about Brian's whereabouts?

Well, we know he traveled to Moscow
on the... fake passport you gave him.

I'll leave that part out, thanks.

Well, we don't know if that was
his final destination,

and we don't have the authority
to do a damn thing on Russian soil.

So the Diplomatic Security Service,
they're working it hard.

The CIA has their assets keeping their
ears open, and NSA, they've cast...

In other words, nothing new.

REBECCA: No.

Naz. Are you gonna tell them?

On your call, are you gonna tell them
Brian brought two pills with him?

To Russia?
A country we are currently sanctioning?

If DC finds out
that Brian brought NZT into Russia,

this becomes
an entirely different kind of manhunt.

Now, I am pissed off with Finch,
but I know he's not a spy.

I just don't want him to get shot.

I want him to come home in one piece
so I can shoot him.

[PHONE CHIMES]

JASON: Can I have a word?
We're down in the file room.

Look, I don't know
if this is anything at all.

But I also know that we're stuck here

waiting for the State Department
to find Finch.

- So we hope this will help.
- We were at the house, right?

When he had the big blowup
with his family, we were there.

But something came up
while they were fighting.

I guess Brian's sister
was at the safe house

and someone showed up
with a stab wound.

Brian told her
he was an undercover agent,

but he did an emergency procedure
on the guy in the middle of the night.

That doesn't make any sense.

Why would one of our people
go to Brian for medical care?

Right? Now, I know Rachel a little.

I asked her about it,
but she really wouldn't talk to me.

She said Brian told her
not to talk to anyone about it.

Now, it could be nothing,
but, I don't know, it feels weird.

And anything could be a lead
at this point, right?

Yeah, thanks.

Sorry. Room just didn't feel right
without those on.

So it turns out that the biggest o! all
judicial bigwigs in St. Petersburg

is that guy, Maxim Lavrov,
Deputy Prosecutor General.

Oh, no, I understand
you're a very busy man.

But this really shouldn't take longer
than, I don't know, 15 minutes?

But t can't tell you who Fm talking to.
That part's a surprise.

Hey, now.
I heard you out for, what, three hours?

You can give me 15 minutes. Thank you.

I just had to dig around a little bit in
Lavrov's life, see what I could learn.

It was kind of a busy day.
One more thing...

Dobry den.

We were speaking Russian...
but I'll translate for you.

Good afternoon.

I'm here to see Maxim Lavrov.
I don't have an appointment.

But you can tell him that I'm here
to discuss the Iron Price.

Where did you hear this name,
the Iron Price?

I did a little digging around,
some light hacking of firewalls.

No, wait. Hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out. The Iron Price.

That is the screen name you use
on Game o! Thrones message boards.

You've got like 20,000 posts
between three different sites.

You're a little obsessed, man... sir.

These books,
they are a saga of realpolitik.

- There is much to learn from them.
- I'm not here to judge. I'm really not.

I can dig it, man. I love that show.
I'm hereto help.

- Help?
- Yeah. I bought this phone.

I got in touch with George R.R. Martin's
publisher, who said,

"All requests to talk to Mr. Martin
have to go through his publicist."

She told me,
"Look, the guy's crazy busy."

"I can't just give you
his phone number."

But after a few white lies,
I was on the phone with the man himself.

I told him I was
in a complicated situation in Russia,

and it turns out
he's in a complicated situation

for this other project
he's been trying to find time for.

We talked for...
way more time than I had to spare.

Kicked around a few ideas. I think
he's got a great handle on it now.

And in exchange for the help,

he's willing to tell you
how it all ends.

The fate of Westeros
and all its inhabitants.

Turns out he's always known that.

George R.R. Martin is on that phone?

I hope so. You still there?

And all I need from you is for you
to help my friend out of a jam.

So this is a bribe.

I guess. Kind of. Yeah.

But, look, come on, man,
it's the end of A Song o! Ice and Fire.

BRIAN: He took the call.

The Deputy Prosecutor General
talked to George R.R. Martin

for like five minutes.

Then he had me put in cuffs.
Maybe he didn't like the ending.

I almost had the cuffs open
when they pulled the truck over.

Hey, did I forget to mention that there
are people looking for me, you know.

Americans, you know,
we tend to be tenacious.

Mr. Lavrov invites you
to leave our country immediately

and never to speak of this to anyone.

Brian?

Hi! Are you OK?

How did you do this?

It is a very long story
involving another really long story.

Can I tell you about it
on the way to the airport?

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

You're OK. You're out, OK?

Piper, listen to me. I came here
because I need your help, OK?

I'm ready, OK? I'm ready to be done
with Morra, with Sands, all of it.

Like I said, a lot of details,

and I'd rather tell you
on the way out of here, OK?

- Brian...
- Yeah?

I can't leave yet.

I'm almost done, but the last thing I
need to synthesize the shot, it's here.

I got arrested trying to steal it.

Uh-huh.
And you wanna do that again now?

I don't have a choice.

If I'm ever gonna make that enzyme,
we can't leave Russia.

Great.

PIPER: It's called Roarke's Delphinium.

It spectated from the common flower

after the nuclear tests
in Socorro County.

Thrives in radioactive soil and it's
one of the rarest plants in the world.

The oil you extract from the seeds
of Roarke's Delphinium,

it's one of the last ingredients in the
booster shots Senator Morra gives you.

Is that why you're in St. Petersburg?

Fourth wealthiest person
in Russia, Nikolai Zukov.

He made billions in oil
after the Soviet Union fell.

The older he gets, the more paranoid
he becomes about the end of the world.

His latest pet project is a seed vault
that he keeps underneath his house.

I got arrested trying to get in there.

And now that you're free,
you really wanna try that again?

If you want those booster shots,
we don't have a choice.

You want my help?

[LAUGHS]

I don't know what good I'd be. I used
my last NZT to get you out of prison.

I have some.

I timed my last attempt
to one of Zukov's vacations,

but his security was too good.

And you think it's gotten less good now
that you got caught trying to break in?

No, but he's having a benefit

to raise money for
the Russian Botanical Society in a week.

There's gonna be
hundreds of people there,

and if we can slip in
under cover of the party...

We can steal the seeds.

Look, we could wind up in prison,
or worse.

You wanna go home, I get it.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

- Special Agent Harris.
- Mrs. Finch, may I come in?

Thank you for having me over.

I assume if you knew anything about
Brian's whereabouts, you would tell us?

I don't. I was hoping
Rachel could help with that.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Actually, Rachel told me
what she had to say,

and I honestly don't see how
this could point us to where Brian is.

Well, it's my understanding
that Brian spoke to you

about an undercover agent
in his apartment.

His apartment? You mean the safe house
that the FBI is providing Brian with.

Right. I was hoping that you could
provide a description of that man.

- Why?
- Excuse me?

Why is a description of this man
relevant to finding my son?

Mr. Finch, the entire
Cross Jurisdictional Command

is searching for Brian.

- We are exhausting every lead...
- Because you have no idea where he is.

You're just flailing about,

hoping somebody will accidentally
point you in the right direction.

You can understand how this doesn't
exactly fill me with confidence.

I'm sorry. Mr. Finch, are you formally
acting as Rachel's legal counsel?

Because I'm not here
to interrogate anyone.

I'm simply trying to get to the bottom
of what happened in that apartment.

No, I'm not formally representing
my daughter.

I wanted to speak candidly with you,
Agent Harris,

because frankly... I'm pissed.

- I understand.
- No, you don't. You have no idea.

The last time I saw you here,

you were standing
just about where you're standing now

and you called my son a murderer.

RACHEL: He did save your life, Dad.

Yeah, he did. You're right, sweetheart

He did save my life,
and I think about it every day.

And every time I do,
I wonder if this was my fault.

If I hadn't been sick, could he just
have walked away from all of this,

from the FBI, from the drugs?

I can rationalize all this away,
because I have my life, I had my son,

I could see him, I could talk to him...

- Mr. Finch, I...
- Where is my son?!

What the hell have you people
done to him?

And why in God's name should I,
or anyone else in my family,

help you in this case of yours...
absent a guarantee of his safe return?

Can you provide that guarantee?

No.

I think maybe
we should do this another time.

OK. Another time.

- Agent Harris.
- Yes, sir?

Next time you wanna talk to anybody
in my family about Brian,

you issue a summons
and we'll testify formally under oath.

But otherwise... we have nothing to say.

BRIAN: In case you were wondering if
I decided to stay in St. Petersburg...

I mean, it was only a week, and, sure,
we had to save the last of our NZT,

but there was plenty of vodka.

And snow.

And vodka.

And borscht.

What else do you need, really?

There was also work to do.

Piper walked me
through Zukov's property,

the seed vault,
the weaknesses in his security system.

Without NZT, it took our combined
efforts to remember enough about hacking

to break into the Russian
Botanical Society's invite list.

But in about three days, we were in.

In three more days, we'd combed through
all the guests who had RSVPed "no"

until we found
Benjamin and Olivia McMahon.

Not only were they American born,

but they bore enough o! a resemblance to
Piper and I that we could make it work.

Only problem, Olivia is the daughter
o! a mining magnate,

which means she is loaded.

So I had to earn money somehow.

And I'm not saying
I raked in the rubles,

but I did make enough
to afford what we needed

to pass ourselves of!
as Mr. and Mrs. McMahon.

♪ >A' Ain't no easy way out

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

I didn't forget
about my old life completely.

I shot Rebecca an email once or twice
so she could let everyone know I was OK.

I told her that I met a girl and that
I'd be home soon, and she said...

BRIAN'S VOICE:
"You meta girl? In Russia?"

"Brian, get your ass back here now!"

So, basically, that all took a week,
in between all the, uh, you know...

Let's just say it was a very full week.

And before we knew it,
it was the day of Zukov's party.

Today's the day.

I wouldn't have minded another week.

You ready?

- What?
- [LAUGHS]

Nothing. You just look...

Hey, strange question.
You sure we wanna take these?

We've had a fun week. More than fun.

What if we just... tried to live,
you know, and forgot all this?

Be like normal people.

- Together?
- Yeah.

It has been fun.
But it hasn't been real.

Oh, come on. What are you talking about?
I'm pretty sure we were both there.

We got seven days
to pretend we live in a world

where neither of us
got sucked into any of this.

We did.

And it's nice to imagine going back
to the way things were before.

But you can't.
Neither of us can, not really.

[SIGHS]

There's a bigger picture here,
and it matters more than either of us.

NZT, it's gonna change everything,

and you and me, we get a say in whether
that's a good thing or a disaster.

You matter now.

That's hard,
but you can't walk away from this.

[EXHALES]

Ever since I started taking these pills,
everyone's told me

that I'm through making my own choices.

Whatever we did off of NZT,
whatever we felt off of NZT,

we were lesser versions of ourselves.

We have to be rational
and love has no place in that.

This is the real me, Brian,

and the real me needs the real you.

Davai.

BRIAN: After a week in a two-room flat
on Bolshoy Prospekt,

the combination of NZT
with the palace of an oligarch

made everything seem
a little heightened.

[WOMAN LAUGHS]

[MAN SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

- You good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

It's just been a minute.

Well, focus on the plan.
First we need to get eyes on Zukov.

There's no guarantee
he didn't see my face,

so we need to keep him good and away
while I do what I do.

Quick question while we do that.
Why is it...

No, thank you.

...every time someone takes enough NZT,

they're always talking about
the greater good?

Because the pills give you perspective.

And you don't think I have that.

Maybe you start from a different
baseline than the rest of us.

Pretty sure you just called me dumb,
but I'm gonna ignore that.

Food for thought.
What if I'm right and you're wrong?

Spasibo.

Cos you know who you sound like when
you talk about sacrificing good things,

things that are real right now,

on the altar
of some hypothetical better future?

You sound like him.
You sound like Morra.

Can you stay in character, please?

- Mr. and Mrs. McMahon?
- Yes.

Mr. Zukov has been
very eagerly anticipating your arrival.

Has he?

You wanted to see me?

- Vacation request?
- Excuse me?

You have taken
exactly one and a half sick days

since you've been here at the CJC,

and we practically had to remove you
from the building for the half-day.

Well, that was for... allergies and...

Yeah, and now suddenly you're requesting
a vacation of indeterminate length.

Is that even a thing?

Rebecca, we have every available
intelligence asset looking for Brian,

on the ground, in the sky.

We have satellites
orbiting the planet, Rebecca.

What exactly are you planning to do
on this vacation to look for Finch

that we're not already doing?

I just feel like
if I were actively looking,

then at least
I would be doing something.

You are doing something here.
You're needed here.

Everybody that's looking for Brian,
they don't... know him.

He's just another file to them.

They don't have to look
his family in the eye

and tell them that he's gone
and we don't know where.

I'm guessing the Finch family
weren't exactly helpful.

Helpful, no,
that is not a word I would use.

His father blamed me for this and...
I don't think he's wrong.

It's not the first time
that I've seen this behavior.

Unstable, erratic,
he tries to keep a handle on things,

and then they get worse
and all of a sudden he's gone.

I've seen how this plays out
and it does not end well.

Rebecca, whatever Dennis Finch
said to you, this is not your fault.

And I promise you,
we are going to bring Brian home.

If you wanna go, I won't stop you.

Thank you.

It's not every day
that we have the opportunity

to entertain the horticulture
tsar and tsarina of Chicago.

- That's us.
- Mr. Zukov, may I present...

Benjamin and Olivia McMahon.

What an honor and pleasure
to have you in my home.

Well, the pleasure is all ours,
Mr. Zukov.

Nonsense. This place is disgusting.

I've become ostentatious
with my good fortune.

Shameful, but, in my position,
perhaps inevitable.

There's nothing shameful about
celebrating beautiful things, Mr. Zukov.

Mrs. McMahon, through her foundation,
has planted philanthropic gardens

all across the blighted inner city
of Chicago.

Yes.

Mr. Zukov, I noticed
the silene tomentosa in the foyer.

- Did you cultivate them yourself?
- Mmm.

Gibraltar campion.

- Extraordinarily rare.
- Yes.

You have an exquisitely trained eye,
moya doroga ya.

You have an extraordinary collection.

Hey, is that a balalaika?

It was my grandfather's.
Are you a musician, Mr. McMahon?

I dabble.

Mmm.

- May I?
- Please.

He's not allergic to attention either.

May I have a look at your plants
while he...?

Of course.

Excuse me.

[PLAYS RUSSIAN MUSIC]

[CLAPPING IN TIME WITH MUSIC]

That is Kalinka.
Amazing that he knows that.

You've lost your way?

My wallet was stolen.
Will I find it on you?

I'll save you the search.

Hey!

[YELLS]

[SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

BRIAN: OK, not really.
It just seemed like a really long time.

Also the outside of wherever t was being
held probably didn't look like that.

Honestly, I never saw.

They arrested me and took me
to some guy's office, and he told me...

BRIAN'S VOICE: 'Maybe you work
for the FBI like you say you do

and maybe you don't,

but either way we are holding you
as an enemy of the state."

"So have fun and don't expect official
charges for a trial anytime soon."

t think probably about a day and a half
went by before anyone else talked to me.

[SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

I told you to leave Russia.

Nikolai Zukov is asking questions about
the release of your friend, the girl.

I won't say anything.

Is that the same as your promise
to leave the country, hmm?

It's easier for me
if all this goes away.

It's easier for me if you go away.
Understand?

You will die in custody.

Fight with one of the prisoners.

That is the official story.

You're making a mistake.

[m RUSSIAN]

You came back.

Actually, I never left.

BRIAN: She was about to.

She was almost out the door when she
realized, "I can't leave Brian here.”

So she took her last NZT pill
to figure out a way to get me out.

With one quick phone call
to George R.R. Martin,

Maxim Lavrov already knew
the ending to Game of Thrones,

but Piper realized, "You can't let
anyone else know what happened."

So she had George R.R. Martin say,

"t will tell the whole world
that you took a bribe."

George threw in an offer to name a clan
after a relative of Maxim's choosing.

Piper used
her last few hours on NZT

to make
some new travel documents for us.

And here we are.

Why wouldn't you just leave?
Isn't that the smarter thing to do?

I don't know.

Maybe I spent too much time
thinking about the future.

Maybe I need to pay attention
to the things that are here right now.

Pazhalsta.

We'll stay.
Make sure you both leave tomorrow.

I'm gonna be in so much trouble
when I go back.

Do you wanna come with me?

I thought none of this was real.

I guess if I really believed that,
I would've left you here.

Brian, when I think about the future,
it's big.

Who has the drug?
What are they doing with it?

And I'm not gonna stop
asking those questions.

But, within that, maybe I could
think a little more about... myself,

where I am, who I'm with.

Yeah.

Neither of us can go back
to the way things were before,

but maybe we can make
the way things are... better.

It's tempting.

I can't go back to the States.
Sands and Morra think I'm dead.

Well, I wish
I could come with you, but...

...I came after you so I could stop
betraying the people that I care about,

not so I could
get away from them forever.

I'm almost done with the shot.
I just need a week, maybe more.

And when I'm done, I'll find you.

[PHONE BLEEPS]

Money transfer. Do the thing.

Yes, I understand there's a penalty
to change the flight, and I'll pay it,

I just... I don't know
when I'm traveling, or if.

So couldn't we just...?

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Excuse me. Agent Harris?

Yeah. Rachel, right?

- Mm-hm.
- You can call me Rebecca.

Uh, I'm not even sure
I should be here right now.

My dad doesn't want me to talk to you.

But Brian's been gone so long
and you're the one he's been emailing.

So he must trust you.

I think he does.

Is there someplace we can go?

I'm ready to talk about
what happened that night.

[EXHALES]

[RINGS]

Hi. You've reached Rebecca Harris.

Please leave a message
and I'll get back to you shortly.

Hey, it's me. It's Brian.
I'm coming back.

Not exactly sure what's waiting
for me there, but I'm coming back.

I think things have a shot
at being better now,

and if there's any way
we can work together, I want that.

You have no idea how much I want that.

And he was big, at least
a couple of inches taller than Brian.

And a shaved head.
Thick British accent.

Look, you saw something in me,

a reason why you asked me
to come work with you.

Well, it's still there, I promise.

Is that him?

Yeah, that's him.

I don't care what Sasha says. That girl
has no idea what she's talking about.

I know things.

Barry Manilow did not write
the song he sings, I Write the Songs.

A pig's orgasm
can last 11 to 14 minutes.

When you walk,
your head moves faster than your body.

An octopus has three heads.

Black holes aren't really black.

Quantum mechanics theorizes that
there is unlimited number of universes,

which means there is infinite amount
of mes making this talk

and infinite amount of yous listening.

Think about that.