Lilyhammer (2012–2014): Season 3, Episode 1 - Tiger Boy - full transcript

I will not be in the USA. It's not safe here anymore.

Give us Aldo Delucci, we will send you the damn North Pole.

Agreement.

From now on you are Giovanni Henriksen.

- Laila Hovland. - Giovanni Hankrinsen.

Cheers to a new beginning!

We will create the world's best nightspots.

- If you get in trouble with the police, you are alone. - Take it easy, I'm a new man.

- Here's Bleier and longs. - Should not you be with?

Dear my friend ... Your paternity leave begins today, the.

Dad-what-for-nothing?



Are you bribe a public official?

- Should I take the phone and call the police? - Take it easy.

- Fy faen! - Johansen?

Shit.

- Ask you to get a job? - I have nowhere else to go.

Treating you as an employee.

- New in January scares me. - But he does a little wet in my panties ish?

What makes you think I'm going to shut up about it here?

Randi?

- We must rid ourselves of that. - We take it in my car.

Fix this, we become your new best friends.

Now you've really fucked up! You have to travel far away.

I want to apply for political asylum in Iraq.

He is crazy.



- I'm glad you're the mature brother. - Yes. I also.

You are even more beautiful in real life than on their profile picture.

- It is usually the reverse. - Yes, that's usually it.

Thank you! Very good!

- Is it good? - Yes.

Cheers! Cheers!

- Should not Alex be? - No, she was tired.

- Think you've got yourself lady from Brazil. - It is sjukt. They are so cool, too.

It is nothing but ladies of Gudbrandsdal.

As to be! Skjer'a, kompis?

- Where do leaders come from? - Norway. Yes, Norway T-skjor ... 1998.

98? Do you have some money to us?

- Eh ... no. - No money?

- Not for us. - No?

Clever med å gi meg stu? Gi meg experience! Gi meg experience!

- Give me the damn the money! - Yes, ok, ok, ok.

- I think we have a little money here! - Give him the money, then.

I want more! Bring it! Is that all?

- What the driver providers with? - The head of the Morro da Babilôna favela!

It's fine. No injury skjedd.

Are you on the after-party, or what?

You ... How klarte you ...?

Norwegian lyrics: Ellen Prytz

Dear all together. Tonight
I will talk about our foundation -

- As individuals and as a nation.

I think no one can live a life
without love. But love ...

-Hey! Just want to thank you for the old year.
- Happy new year to you too.

-Is Your brother ready for the big day?
- He is aware that an egg.

Guess what happened to us yesterday. We attempted rana.

We walked on the street, and then came two guys against
us and pulla one gunner against our face.

And I think: "Now is the last verse in my life over, at least." And only ...

But then Oscarito,
his brother- in-law to my brother, -

- And go up to them
and just "Habla, habla, habla."

I'll call you back.

For 200 years since gathered a group of men
in Eidsvoll to make the law ...

- Hello! Close up! - We're closed.

It's an emergency! Close up!

Universal Keys!

I'll take care of you later!

Want more?

Hello! Release her, your beast!

Really?

Mom! The FA check dough!

- Is it good? - Fuck you!

What are you waiting for, mom ?!

Man in late 50s shot in the right shoulder ...

- What's going on? - Does he live, or what?

He is unstable, we lose him.

- Did he say anything to you, or what? - He was completely out.

Talk about a cheerleader and one-armed lady and something.

Blood pressure is decreasing. He is unstable. He goes into shock.

- Look to get him out of here. - He is here.

- No, he does not belong here. - Who does that?

Dear family. Dear friends.

We live in a storm full time.

It was a great glided when we won the coils in the Olympic utbyggingen.

A few hours chatting, and voila:

My daughter, an excellent Brazilian economist -

- Is engaged to a professional driver from Norway.

It goes well, father.

It's not up to me to defy history.

- Wow, that's ... That's me, yes. - Turn on silent, then.

- Sorry. - Do not take it.

- Hello, Roy. - Do not take the ...

I'm really sorry, my brother has always looked busy. But cheers for Alex!

Lift did you say reach?

But when ...? When ...? How to ...? Who did ...? Is it ...?

- I'm leaving now, I am. - Yes, now insert.

For as the wedding of your brother. Kult.

John ... Johnny is shot. He needs me. He can daue.

I realize that. But maybe there are some others too -

- Who could use someone on an important day in her life, possibly.

How would you have felt it, because if you diaper Skutt?

Everything is not just about you, you know.

Who will be the best man my now, somehow?

Sorry.

Can you rub my back?

No thanks. I leave the dirty work to my sister.

This is Dag Solstad. I would like to report an accident.

Yeah, you know ... I was driving down Sørmessenvegen.

Where was the damn smooth. And then I got skidding of the vehicle, -

- And then it went straight out. And out on the ice.

You are in a better place now, Johnny.

Better than what?

You live ?!

You live! Thank God!

- Caution. - Excuse me.

I thought you were dead! I'm so happy!

Hey, Johnny. I took a small get-well gift from my greenhouse.

So nice. What else have you with me?

It turns out that Mesna sjakklag had ordered cheerleader striptease on the Internet.

The stripper never showed up. But they are reasonably certain that they came from the Baltic region.

So we're talking Lithuania, then? Or Estragonia?

When I get hold of the stalinistsvina, -

- I'll pop up the belly of every communist hell! I'll ...

- Hey! How are you? - It's all right.

- Are you going to give them to my dad? - Hey, girl.

- But it goes well with you? - Yes, except the food.

- Appendicitis my dad got. - Good to see you better, Johnny.

Johnny, Johnny, would buy honey.

Used up all the money, had to sell the pony.

- Did you let your dad be home. - It's not funny, Johnny.

What department is that they have placed him on?

- Hey. - Yes. What can I help you?

This applies to lay-Henriksen. Shooting victim.

Eh ... Now is the Henriksen one award-winning nightlife entrepreneur.

When it does not befit that he is on a branch with a bunch of vegetables.

- Vegetables? - Or demented, then, or what you call it.

- Henriksen well privately, he has not? - Yes. However ...

When he has no reason to complain, to speak.

When there is nothing more I can do. Ok?

I see that you are stressed and busy lady.

When there is nothing more appropriate -

- Than a delicious cigar.

I itch you, and you scratch me.

Are you bribe me with carcinogenic contraband?

Correct.

Ask "Mr. retailer" put tomato plant on the table.

I'm not talking to him for the moment.

As to.

How certain are we that it was they who gunned down Johnny?

Blei observed Diner'n New Year's Eve. Serving Dama said they talked Baltic.

- They had damn much blood on your clothes. - It is certainly Johnny's blood.

- Let's take the damn ...! - Ok, guys! What are we waiting for ?!

They should look at ... look at blood ass!

Come on! Hurry!
They must have meat now.

- What kind of sick of operation is this? - It is Dexter, here.

Ok, guys! Come on!

- Get on your hood. - Come on, boys!

Up with steam!

Ok! All is quiet!

- Where is the enarma dama ?! - How ?!

Cured sausage? Huh? But hell ...

- What is going on here, 'a? - Eh ... We ...

- We come from the FSA. - Yes, but the Poles mine is legitimate, the.

Yes. Looks good, this here.

We'll move on, guys. Have a good day.

Okay I turn off the light?

I also saw the tiger.

- What did you say? - I also saw the tiger.

I really hope that this is a dream.

Everything is a dream, Silvio. Everything is a dream.

Hei, damer.

So it's you?

Hey, tiger. Do you remember me?

Thank you cared for me out there.

So you're the strong, silent type? It's okay.

You saw that I was shot. Do you remember?

Look at me now. As good as new.

"I know you are a skilled lawyer. But do not try something."

What did you say?

"Sit down and take a cake, Johnny." "All right, feel it."

Wha is it? All right, they're yours.

- Eh ... Can I take this? - Yes.

"Laury Martin? She fast-talking with pigtails?"

Do you speak my language, tiger?

"Good morning, gentlemen. A nice day for murder."

"Where is Frazier?" "Where are the hundred thousand?" "Do you think we pay?"

Det er fra "Angels with Dirty Faces".
Min Jimmy Cagney-yndlingsfilm.

What about this? "What tror'u? What sier'u?"

"What tror'u? What sier'u?" "Good to see you, Rocky."

"Good to see you too, buddy. Good to see you."

How did you do that? He never talk to strangers.

- We have the same taste in movies. - Movies?

- All the mumlingen ... - Yes, yes, yes.

The old gangster movies.

Unbelievable.

Henriksen? Why are you here? We should change the dressing on your incision.

Great, but I talked with Tigger and we are making great strides.

It turns out that he is a big fan of old gangster movies.

Do you have any channels here showing old gangster movies?

- I might donate a dish? - No thanks. We are fine with NRK, vi.

There is so much violence and negativity on the other channels.

Do you think kids will see a camera on a boat?

What we need from you is that you stay in your room, so we can reach you.

- Hei! Have lighthouse, right? - Yes, of course.

- What kind of went Christmas tree sales this year, then? - Christmas Tree Sales? No ...

- Not to be crappy, but hurry. - Then I go straight to the point.

- What has happened to your car? - Why do you ask?

- Do not you slutta the police? - That does it, but ...

Now I am working on an assignment for a ... insurance.

- You know what it is about? - I fucking hurry, i.

Hello! Whether you are talking to me, -

- Or so I talk with my former colleagues. Ok?

Yeah, ok. I may talk with you, I do.

Thank you wanted to see me. I will not bother you with my problems, -

- Now that you have been shot and stuff ...

You know that I have tried to get me into the Christmas tree industry, and ...

- A bad idea, I think I said. - You were right.

The condemned supplier cheated me, so I thought it would be best -

- Dump truck and paid the insurance money.

So the insurance company hired a private investigator -

- And she says she can prove that I fixed the crash.

How do I fix opp in it?

I thought maybe you could talk to her, for she is an old friend of yours:

Laila Hovland.

- Is Laila become a private investigator? - It seems that way.

Hear the leaders, Moe, Larry and Curly?

Day has just saved their skins. We hires a private investigator.

One that can actually find the bastards who shot me.

Cheers!

Congratulations on your new office.

Just for the record, so I tend not to take on such assignments, ie.

All I need is the who, what, where and why.

Will you retire wearing diapers institution, -

- Or do you sip sangria on a beach in Spain?

I have a six-figure sum waiting for you. In kroner.

Please ...

I was sold when you mentioned sangria.

Have it, jenta mi. Have it.

There was not a soul there who had heard of some one-armed baltic lady.

Greit when we get dra on. We shall see ...

- Is all that massage parlors? - Got a buddy list on Sedeligheten.

- We can not go around all these here. - Welcome to the detective business.

It had perhaps gone a bit faster if you do not have to take a hand chases at each location.

- What are you talking about? - It stinks almond oil throughout the car.

Visibility should I be going too?
-No. Someone has to be here and look after mother.

- Something new about the one-armed lady? - No, sorry.

Where are you, Jerry? Now the fun begins.

- What is this? - Oi! Looks like Lilleputthammer it here.

Have you made this?

Stop one hal ...

It is the scene. Where is the hotel.

And ... And this is you.

The boy's gingerbread answers to da Vinci.

Is.

There is a car.

Yes, it is a car with number plates. It is not correct car registration number?

"We're partners, Rocky. We are partners."

Ring Laila.

Hello! Now you are left alone here, then.

I see you are terribly concerned with blue socks.

That's how it is. If you let the little things slip out, then slide everything out.

Rationalist Puritans.

You need counterweight. Such as Henriksen.

You are very clear today.

Frontal lobes have induced that I got roommate.

I guess I should inform you that I have urinated on it there.

On the ... In the? Thanks for letting us know of.

- Incoming! - Turn over the NRK.

- Eh ... I do not know ... - Come on!

- I have not got hold of her. - What did I say?

Because of your temper, we have lost our best girl!

- Do not take it here in front of the girls, ok? - Your father would never let that happen!

"Father, father ..." Can we talk about something else?

Eh ... Just wait a minute on the bed, and then I come immediately.

Why, ...

Dad, what the hell are you doing here?

Sorry, that is, but I ...

I know of no other way to reach you at.

Nay, now dress you.

You do not work on any nail salon.

In.

Are you a ride home?

- How long do we keep doing this? - Please be patient, now.

The license plate number we got from Johnny, the ...

There are at least thick of parking in the streets here.

You, read up the number again.

- BN97748. - Yes! There he is.

Lord my maker, what is going on here?

I ... I have not been cleared so far. It has been a bit like that busy.

It's a pigsty.

- Has the power gone too? - Yes, it is ... strange.

Surprise!

It is Gary US Bonds!

- I'm impressed. - Yes. I am glad that you like him.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Happy New Year! - It's the middle of January!

Gary!

- Hei. Follow, 'a. - Hm?

No one but i turn the girls!

The yeast.

Perhaps the best we confer with Johnny before we make any advances towards her there.

Very good. They do not make songs like that long.

Would have been, but I have to go tonight. My grandson be baptized.

Before leaving, Mr. US Bonds ... There are some bills in your room.

"A pizza, two beers, Milk Roll, shoeshine, pay-tv" ...

- Is this a problem? - Absolutely not. Greet your grandson.

- I'll do it. Thank you very much. - Once again, thank you for coming.

- You tried to get Gary Bonds to pay! - You know how Americans eat.

- It is the famous Gary US Bonds. - But he had not ...

There's a guy in your office. Says he knows you. Muhammad Ali.

This I must see.

Can I help you with something?

Peace be with you, Johnny.

- What the hell are you doing here? - I'm coming home.

Have you gone mad?

Do you think that beard and change his name to fool the police?

I had a spiritual awakening.

First I turned to Islam to be integrated.

But God spoke to me, and immediately I realized what I had to do:

Come home and confess what I did to Randi.

Listen, your utakknemlige ayatolla-jævel!

Many people helped out of the little jam.

They become involved if you start chatting happily!

Johnny ... I will not mention anyone else. I promise.

Why could not you just continue to be lost?

I knew I should never have come here. I'm truly sorry.

Listen, Roarito ... I was wondering if you could do me a small favor?

I must have delivered a package to some friends. Take it with you on your wedding cruise.

- They meet up in international waters. - Can not they get it themselves?

- Coast Guard do not like them much. - I do not know ...

Come on. Two small bags.

Not to say that my sister should marry a coward.

It had made me very happy.

See here ... Bring my sister a nice honeymoon.

- Do you promise that it is not dangerous? - Do not you trust your man?

He understands nothing, Rodrigo!

- Wow, are you still here? - We have a possible insurance fraud.

This surveillance video shows the driver that runs around the drysuit -

- Only ten minutes before he can report that the car has gone through the ice.

But come on, let's go and take us a glass of sherry.

- Sherry? - After 30 years in law enforcement, I have come to -

- That the best way to end the day is to take a glass on top Bar.

Ok, it's you who is sheriff.

Excuse me for interrupting.

Mitt NavNet er Muhammad Abdul Aziz Ali. Jeg har ...

It fits a little bad now. Can you come back tomorrow?

Is it not possible to work a little bit overtime?

I would like to have confessed to a murder.

This is were you alone? It was only you who knew about it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bare og meg ...

You're sure you do not want me to call a lawyer?

No, what should I do with it?

Yes ... You can read through once before you sign, so ...

- I can not offer you a cup of coffee? - No thanks. Maybe a little chai, tea?

-Chai?
- Yes.

Yes, I'll see what I have.

God is great.

Ok, answer honestly ... What do you think about the new style of mine?

I saw it in a kind of trendy magazine. Many cool guys had it.

But on the other side ... Who wants to be cool all the time?

Yes, I think I ... remove it. I'll take it.

-Salute!
- Skål!

The year started badly, but I think it will be a good year for us all.

- You said that this was dangerous. - Police!

We run of three. Ok? One, two, three!