Life on Mars (2006–2007): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

Vital signs are stable.

You scared us, Sam.

We thought you were
losing the will to live.

Give me your hand.

This is just my mind,
trying to keep me here.

I'm here.

Help me.
What should I do, Annie?

Stay.

Real.

Unreal.

Real.



Unreal.

- Get back here!
- Right behind you, boss!

Sorry, love.

You're under arrest, Trent!

What were you gonna do?

Jump in the canal
and swim for freedom?

Get off him!

He's got a verruca!

Kim Trent, I'm arresting you
on suspicion of armed robbery.

You do not have to say anything,
but it may harm your...

No, that's not it, is it?

You have the right
to remain silent...

You're nicked!

There's no badge down there,
Sammy-boy.



Mind you, does tickle
open a few doors, eh?

Come on!

My name is Sam Tyler.

I had an accident
and I woke up in 1973.

Am I mad? In a coma?
Or back in time?

Whatever's happened, it's like
I've landed on a different planet.

Now maybe if I can work out
the reason, I can get home.

Give us me clothes, a brew
and a bun, if you'd be so kind.

- Nice play, guv.
- This is an abortion of justice.

Chris, get on the blower
to C Division, D Division,

tell 'em all that Hunt says
they couldn't catch a cold.

We got
ourselves Kim Trent.

Might pin a medal
on your chest.

Never thought of that.

Enjoy it while it lasts, boys,

'cause this is fantasy time.

- Phyllis, where d'you want this one?
- Number two.

You can't put him in there.

Two pints of vomit
in there this morning.

Oh, didn't know you were
running the desk, Nelson.

Come on, you can't put him in
with the carrot chunks.

He'd be delighted
to go to interview though.

Cell two.

Right. Sam.

Oh. Yeah. Sorry.

Okay.

Bookmakers in Baker Road,
two days ago.

?836 taken from the safe.

Tasty haul. Best of luck to them,
whoever they are.

Not me.

I'm just back in Manchester
to visit relatives.

If you were Pinocchio,
you'd have just poked my eye out.

You've been spotted recently
with your known accomplices.

Gordon Bricks, aka "Brixter",

and Freddy Wilson.

Now, we have reason
to suspect

you three carried out
the Baker Road job on Saturday.

I like your manners.

You think this is funny?

Look at these.

These people were
beaten and kicked.

This woman is in her sixties.

This bloke was whipped
with knotted rope

while he unlocked the safe.

We know you did it, Kim.

So who were you
meeting at the baths?

Wilson and Brixter?

Planning one last blag
before you go?

Doing the front crawl
ain't a crime, Mr Hunt.

- You were born, that's the crime.
- Where's the next robbery?

Just tell us.

Look. I admit it.

I got form.

But honestly, boys,
I'm just up here to see my auntie.

Liar.

Can you account for
your whereabouts last Saturday?

Cookery classes.

I'm having it off with
Fanny Craddock.

Snooker tournament!

Feeding the ducks!

Pictures!

You got nothing!

We found this
about your person.

Bookies always keep
a big float on a major race day

and they get the bank to mark
the notes, don't they, Kimmy?

We know
you pinched this dough.

There you go.

What a surprise.
Didn't see that coming.

I've never seen that money
before in my life!

Guv?

Can I have a word?

What are you playing at?

Those notes
aren't from the bookies.

Worth a punt though.
Look.

When Trent and
his boys hit the city,

it's always a couple of jobs,
bang bang, in, out.

They've done one, we can
stop them doing the other.

- Great, a fit-up.
- Cells!

I'm just trying to keep things mov...
does it matter?!

I'm not going back in that cell,
it stinks.

- Put us in another one.
- I'll tell you what.

I'll have a little think about that
while you think

about where Freddy and Brixter
are hiding, okay?

Nothing puts things right
quite like a punch, does it?

That's the second time
this morning it's slipped off.

I can't tell Frank
it doesn't fit.

Gorgeous though, isn't it?

Can one of you clean out cell two?
It's disgusting in there.

We don't do cells,
WPCs do cells, sorry.

Yeah, of course not.
Thanks.

Well, I might be able to splash
a bit of Dettol in there later.

Is that alright, sir?

Yeah, that's..

- You're a diamond. What's your...?
- June.

I'd take that back to the jeweller's
if I were you.

Well, that was fun.

What shall we do later,
take a cattle prod to his testes?

Alright, he called our bluff.
The money didn't work.

You could try nailing him
with some real evidence.

You wanna see evidence that will
secure us a real conviction?

Aladdin's cave.

There's 200 quid's worth
of drugs here.

We plant them on him, watch him
grow into a big flower of justice.

For God's sake, guv...

- Let's not resort to this.
- Gotta charge him today, Sam.

Gotta keep
that bloke off the streets.

- This place is like Guantanamo Bay.
- Give over, it's nothing like Spain.

I'm not letting Trent go.

No, the judge'll do that,
at the trial.

Don't have much faith in us,
do you, pal?

Gary Cooper nearly
come down then!

You want to kick a ball about,
do it in the corridor!

Sorry, guv.

Go on then.

How do you do this
where you come from?

Where I come from?

Yeah, Hyde, your old division,
you brain donor.

Well, in "Hyde",

we don't traditionally keep
acid and knocked-off bling

in our offices
just so we could get home early.

- So you wouldn't have pulled him in?
- Not without evidence.

Not even if you knew people out there
were in real danger?

People are always in danger, guv.

One minute you're going about
your business, the next, bang!

taken out by a speeding car.

Well, I've taken that speeding car
off the road. For good.

Have you got a lawyer?

See you back here tomorrow.

When we've
got more evidence.

Tatty-bye.

It was an unsafe conviction.

I'll level with you, guv.

I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here.

But while I am...

But when we get him,
it'll be watertight.

And I tell you, I'll be the first
to crack open the Scotch.

Are they all like you in Hyde?

Must be a bloody
dangerous place.

Can we do this
somewhere else, boss?

Ignore them.

Chris. Look at me.

I'm still your DI on this.

Now, we're gonna re-interview
the staff in the bookies at Baker Road,

so, make a list of
who we're seeing before.

- Drag 'em back in, right?
- "Dragging" is not necessary.

We'll talk to them there.

"Talk.. there."

If you bring people
into the station,

they just freak out,
they don't think clearly.

But we don't want them thinking
clearly. We wanna trip 'em up.

Chris, these are not suspects.

These are witnesses
to an armed robbery.

Yeah.

"Witnesses... not... suspects".

There. Big letters.

And get IDs on Trent,
Brixter and Wilson.

Get the faces out to stations,
bus depots... even airports.

You know, go national.
Heathrow.

- Where's that?
- Heathrow? London.

London Airport?

But that's not in our district.

Just get the faces out there.

What?

Why've you put tapioca pudding
on your beefburger?

Thought it was horseradish.

Tyler! Blag in progress, jewellers,
Bitman Road, move it!

Where's plod?

Oi, oi, oi, drop it!
Get on your knees!

Get down!

- See a car?
- No.

You breathing?

- Almost, yeah. You?
- Yeah.

- Oh god.
- June...

Keep hold of my hand, love,
just keep squeezing,

that's it, good stuff.

June, it's not as bad as it seems,
I promise.

Be careful with her, will you?

Her BP's plummeting.

She's lost a lot of blood.

Breathing's shallow.
Think she'll need saline.

Did you hear what I said?

I'm not a doctor, chief.
I'm the ambulance driver.

I want this mess
tidied up tonight.

And I want this cleared away.

I don't want any of her left
lying on the street.

Get rid of all these people.

Alright, move away!

There's
nothing to see.

I'll wait until... forensics...

Here.

Slipped right off her finger.

She came to the
jewellers to get it...

Clean it up!
I want you to clean it up!

She works at the station.
She's one of us.

I want to be able
to look her dad in the eye

and say you cleaned up every drop
of her precious blood.

Get off me!

This entire place is cracked!

You can't blame me,
you lunatic bastard!

You were wrong!
I didn't do this! They did it!

The diamonds they took were
only in the safe for one day.

They had to hit it today.
I had Trent today,

and you let him go
to prove a point!

We had no evidence!

I'm better than any of this!

Says you.

He moved!

Probably an involuntary muscle spasm
brought about by dehydration.

...what course of action to take.

These cases
are very complex.

The body takes time to adapt.

But not nearly as much time
as the mind.

- Take his blood chemistry.
- Yes, doctor.

He was given saline yesterday.

It should have
taken effect by now.

Miss Johnson. Barbara.

Won't you at least consider
coming with me to Canterbury?

You know
how I feel about you.

Why does it have
to be now, Nelson?

Why this particular year?

- What you saying, mon brave?
- '88 was a good vintage.

Year I graduated
from the Force.

Colour television.
Central heating.

It was like bloody Star Trek
compared to this.

Can I change it?

I'll have 1988 please,
quick as you like!

I don't mind staying,
if that's how it's gotta be,

but please can I have a year
that's AD, as opposed to BC!

Game on.

These cuts are getting worse,
you know, man.

Mr Heath had better
sort himself out.

Gimme a Scotch.
Double, massive.

Half a bottle.

Sam, you can't stay here.

Great. No worries.
Send me back.

They're coming down here
to get bladdered.

Gene finds you,
mood he's in, he'll...

What's he gonna do,
put me in a coma?

Perhaps it's best you went.

You've got to make
the best of things, my friend.

I've made the best of things.

Give us a bottle
of house red, take away.

- They're coming.
- Best go the back way.

Sam!

Nelson, deck of cards
and a bottle of blended.

Coming up.

Are you upset?

I'm more than upset.
I'm comatose.

I think you should go home.

Love to.

- Can't.
- Give over!

If we're back to that again, then
prove to me that this is all rubbish.

That I'm rubbish.
Nothing but a stupid fantasy.

Go on, throw yourself
under a bus.

Don't!

Well, thought about it.

What about
what just happened? June...

That fake?

She not real?

Suppose right now,
that'd suit you...

Shut up.

Let me take you home, Sam.

Back to your... fake flat.

You know
what I was thinking?

I was thinking about what I'd do
if I went back in time.

Oh, great.

You could put bets on things,
couldn't you?

Annie, I was four.
I was still playing with Tonka toys.

I know you're trying
to sort things out,

but hiding in here, drinking wine,
isn't gonna do it.

You have to go back to work.

Give it a day or two,
talk to DCI Hunt.

- I've got nothing to say to him.
- You went against him.

I mean,
if he had his way,

- from what I hear...
- What?

I'm not blaming you.
You made a decision.

And June's lying in an 'ospital bed
because I didn't listen to Gene Hunt,

is that
what you're trying to say?

I know people here
are tight with each other, but...

they have to be.

You have to believe
in the people around you.

That would be nice.

Goodnight.

What are you smirking at,
Mona Lisa?

I'm sorry you're lonely, Sam.

Are you really lonely here?

No no no, I'm not listening.

Don't you think it can be
lonely out there too?

In the white room
that's too warm?

- Stop it.
- Life goes on.

But does it really go on
for the sleeping man?

- I'm not sleeping, I'm here!
- And isn't it better here,

where you can be busy?

Look, just.. just get out!

Do you not like me with my clown?
I can see I make you frown...

When on earth
will all this end?

I'm your friend,
your only friend.

Get out!

It is a bit big, innit?

If you've come
to interview her, guv, she...

Oh, that feels better.

What on earth is going on?

- Police officers.
- Police officers.

Oh, you are joking me.

I love this city.

Its mess. Its noise.

Prozzies. Drunks.

Stray dogs,
little old men.

Buttered crumpets for tea.

You're a right smart Alec and all,
not squeaky clean, nor's this place.

Rest of this country couldn't give
a threepenny bit about this town.

The orphans take whoever
they can get to look after them.

That's me.

So you want me out now.

Are you joking?
You got to put this right.

- I only know one way to police.
- So do I.

She's not giving up
and nor should you.

Come on, gentlemen.
On your way now.

Right you are, Matron.

- Come back when she's stronger.
- Yes...

When her mum and dad
come to visit,

tell them not to stop
talking to her, okay?

Come on.

I don't believe this.

Right,

let's pull in anyone who was in
Bitman Road around 1 o'clock yesterday!

We have no ID
on the getaway car,

but I want you checking out wasteground,
breaker's yards, landfill sites,

looking for a vehicle that's very
recently been dumped.

Come on then,
what are you waiting for?

Shake this out!

Thank you for your help, sir.

I won't be keeping you. I know you
wanna get back to your shop,

- a lot of clearing up to do.
- I have rather. Thanks very much.

Talked to everybody on the street, but
it's like Whitby fish market out there.

- What?
- Lot of clams.

Who's that?

Tits in a jumper.

May be a result.

Guv, this lady has got an office
overlooking the shop.

Hiya, love.

Now, I don't want you
to be scared, but...

get it off your chest.

I told you, I saw nothing.

I can't see
what good I'm doing here?

Listen, love, I'm the policeman,
I'll decide if you're a help or not, ok?

And we need witnesses.

How else are we gonna get...
abreast of the case?

Well, as they were running out,
the first one tripped.

That's all I saw.

Was he the one
holding the bag?

- I think it was, yeah.
- Can you remember which hand?

Right.

Okay.
Thanks for your help.

Come on, love,
we'll get you on a bus.

Chris, any joy with forensics?

Well, it's tied up at the lab.

Sod it. Start threatening people
with obstruction.

- Usually jogs a few memories.
- That's likely to make people

even more scared of coming forward
if they do know something.

Come on then, Brainiac.

Surprise us with
your new way of policing.

That woman just said the first one
to leave the shop slipped.

Now, do you know
why that's important?

- No.
- I do.

Because the manager said

the raider holding the bag
took off his left glove.

So he could zip it up.

What?

Stop!

Where do you feel like
putting your left hand?

- Suppose this pipe.
- Don't touch it.

Need to get it
dusted for prints.

But forensics are tied up
at the moment.

Can't get down there
for another 3 hours.

Hey, you fancy a 99, boss?

Just.. get the prints, Chris.

If you can't take Mohammed
to the mountain...

How many prints have you put
on that pipe between you?

- Bugger.
- Yeah.

Right.

Hang on, where're you going?

I'm gonna pull Trent in.

His lawyer will throw
the book at you, guv.

I'll plant a blood-stained
dagger on him.

I'm gonna nick him for every
outstanding crime in the division,

including the Maple Lane
Poisonings of 1883.

Alright,
beat a confession out him.

It won't be worth
the bus fare to court.

I've never fitted anyone up
who hadn't deserved it.

Sorry.

Hang on, police.
Hold it there.

Oi, he said
stop right there, deaf-aid!

What's happened to your cart?

Cart? Nothing.

You were here yesterday
at the time of the robbery.

What's your name?

- What - is - your -
- Leonard Pit!

Did someone run
into your cart, Leonard?

Is this car paint?

That's recent.

What's that noise?!

Ruining my cuppa!

Oh, don't fret, Phyllis.
It's him.

Lieutenant Uhura.

Well, rip it out of his ear
before it ruins our radios.

Annie, could you get Mr Pit
a cup of tea?

He's a key witness.

So could you treat him
like a person, Phyllis?

Do you remember people?

- You used to be one.
- Not bad for you, boss.

- There you go.
- Thanks.

Okay,
you were in Bitman Road,

at around one o'clock.

- A car draws up...
- Just relax, lad.

No one's gonna come in
and blow your brains out.

Leonard. Please, okay?

A black car, yeah?

Ford. Granada.

Registration?

E...

Don't know.

Sorry, was that like,

you saying the letter E,
and you don't know the rest,

or was that like you saying
"Ee, I dunno"?

Did you see
the men in the car?

No.

Wow, you are dead impressive,
Leonard, you know that?

No, you are, you're...

...not wor...
Give it a...

Take your time, Leonard,
take your time.

Now, there aren't any
skid marks on the road,

so if these guys
were going fast enough

- to lose control...
- Look, I've heard enough.

Okay, listen.
A girl was shot, she's critical.

They hit you.

They hit your cart
deliberately, didn't they?

Was it a threat? A warning?

Talk to me.

He didn't have his mask on.

He was
talking to the other two.

I saw his face.

Now, I know some of you
don't like the way I do things,

and I know some of you
blame me for yesterday.

But if we all pull together,

we can put Trent and
his gang away forever.

We have a witness who can ID Trent,
and place him in the car.

So let's pull him in.

Piece of scum bastard scum!

Dare you!
Dare you treat me like this!

You filthy,
stinking, pig-sucking,

rotten, bleeding filth!

You're filth!
Rotten, bloody filth!

Your mum's filth,
and your kids are filth!

Mrs Trent, why don't you just tell us
where we can find your nephew?

- Piss off!
- Look, if you help me,

then I can call him off.
Oh dear.

You filthy pervert nonce pig!

Why don't you just give us
a name, love, eh?

Pub called the Coachman!

- Coachman.
- Smashing.

Thanks for your help, love.

You're a set of bastards, both of you,
do you know th...

Shut up.

White dog shit.
Takes me back.

I've got 20 people who swear I was
in that boozer all day yesterday.

We'll see, laughing boy.

Don't break his arm, Ray.

Well, don't lose your bottle
again, boss, eh?

Or we'll all be in the
shit.

Ray doesn't like me, does he?

It's just,
he was going for Inspector,

and then when you turned up,
it sorta...

No, he hates your guts, boss.

What about you, Chris? Do you think
I'm going about things the right way?

Dunno, I suppose.

Right, he's ready.

Okay, Leonard. This bloke
won't be able to touch you.

You'll be standing
behind special glass,

so he won't even
be able to see you.

Take your time.

Don't you move.

None.

What?

- It's none of 'em.
- Leonard!

Special glass?

If you give me
a bit of time with him,

- I think I can gain his trust.
- Gain his trust?

What does he think he is?

No, I'm gonna throw the book
at the little gobshite.

See how he likes being banged up
for obstructing the course of justice.

What's the point in terrifying him?
He needs to feel secure.

- It's okay, Leonard.
- Never trust a copper!

What you on about?

"I'm gonna throw the book
at the little gobshite"!?

You can lipread.

- Sorry you had to hear that.
- He didn't. He saw it.

Nice one, guv.

So he wants to feel
all nice and safe, well, tough!

He's witness to a robbery.

- What if we offer him immunity?
- From what, measles, mumps, what?

Witness protection.

Right now, the only person
he needs protecting from is me.

I need to know what you saw.

Now, you're gonna have
to trust me, okay?

I'm not
like the rest of them.

I wanna go home.

Let me show you something.

Take a good look.

This is what he did to her.
She's still critical.

Now, if you can formally identify
Kim Trent as the man in that car,

we can arrest him,
and his accomplices,

and then that's it.
They'll be inside.

I can guarantee you
total protection.

Now, will you help me?

Good man.

Now, I need you to
take a ride with me

and see if we can find Trent
and identify him.

- No!
- Relax, relax.

I'm talking about
travelling incognito.

I just point?

You don't even have to point.

If you see Trent,
just tap the side of the van.

That's a formal identification.

- Can I have an ice cream?
- And me!

Annie!

Leonard is our star witness
in the Bitman Road robbery.

He needs looking
after tonight.

Oh, aye?
Don't like the sound of that.

Just look after him til morning.

I'll stick a CID car outside as well.
It'll only be a few hours.

Then, first light,
bring him in to the station.

Double bubble?

Double time, yeah.

Why me?

I need somebody
in the house I can trust.

Annie's gonna sit
with him tonight.

Eh, Leonard!
Fanny in the flat. Nice work.

Thanks, Annie.

He may be a laughing stock to you,
but he's all we've got.

Now, we'll try again
tomorrow.

You're betting on a handicapped
who'll bolt before he gets to court.

I told him
we'd stick a car outside.

You're taking the mick.
I mean, Witness Protection?

That's only used by blokes
who testify against the Mafia.

He needs to know that
we're true to our word.

What about Chris and Ray?

Load of cars we've got,
at least stick 'em outside. Guv?

Wish I were bloody deaf!

Alright then.
But they won't like it.

Delta Four.
Are you there, Ray?

Yeah. Parked up
outside his flat now, boss.

- Happy?
- Cock-a-hoop.

Just make sure
you're visible at all times.

- You off?
- Pub.

'Course. Silly me.

Big darts match tonight
against C Division.

Chris and Ray
are outside Leonard's.

Right, fine.

Annie Cartwright's
inside the flat with him.

Isn't he a well-protected bunny.

- It's worth it.
- Nah, 'course it is.

So, big match?

- It's not your bag.
- Probably not.

Fine.

Super-duper.

920 to Alpha One.

It's probably nothing, but there was
a noise round the back of the flat.

Can't see anything, but
stuff's been kicked over out here.

Tell her to go round the front.

920, check the street, over.

Going round there now.

Call Ray and Chris.

Alpha One to 867, come in.

Nothing.

Alpha One, I'm in the street
and there's nothing out here.

Annie?

You again, eh?

Checking up on us, sir?

Where's DS Carling parked?

Ray? I don't know.

They're in a car right outside.
They should be right near you now.

No cars out here at all.

Are you sure?

Hasn't been a car out here
for the last hour.

Bastard!

If you give him babysitting jobs,
don't expect him to hang around.

This is bloody Hunt!

I'm going back inside.
Leonard's a bit rattled.

Leonard?

- Annie!
- 920, Annie, love?

Urgent assistance required!
Back-up... I need back-up!

Leonard, wait!

Alpha One to 920.
Annie, what's happened, love?

I need all units. Do it!

This is a call to all units.
Officer in urgent need of assistance.

56 Diduick Road
on the Charter Estate.

All units respond immediately!

I need officers mobilised to key
positions.

Boss?

Don't know where the key positions are.
I can't read this, it's all changed!

You need the guv. He knows these
streets like the back of his hand.

You were supposed
to be protecting Leonard.

Oops. Fair cop.

They've got him.
And Annie's there.

On her own.

I've sent Ray and Chris
straight there.

Where are you now, love?

Phyllis, you're not on the phone
to your sister in Blackburn.

920, state your location.
I can't raise her, sir.

We're gonna lose her
in that estate. It's too big.

She's gonna go east. That's the
quickest way out of the estate.

We can get bobbies to cover
the junctions leading out.

Keep trying.

Annie, give us
your position. Over.

And tell all units they were last seen
driving a black Ford Granada.

- Three IC1 males.
- Three what?

- That code?
- No, three white blokes.

Almost certainly armed.

All units to the Charter Estate.

Be on the lookout
for 3 white men,

possibly in a black
Ford Granada, armed.

God, she shouldn't be
out there alone, slip of a girl!

No, she shouldn't.

Phyllis, get all units
into that estate.

No. Response directives have to be
clear and precise.

- This is an emergency.
- Especially in an emergency!

The units know what they're doing,
they're covering the exits.

If you send them
into that maze, willy-nilly,

you will lose all cohesion.

Look, if she goes east,
where does that put her?

Anywhere out here.

I'll try and get hold of her and
Leonard. Get uniform to hold back.

And keep those
exit junctions covered!

Your number's 870.

Wait for my signal before you move the
other units in or you will lose Trent.

Yeah, alright, but
take one of the unmarked cars.

870 to Alpha One, I'm outside
the old waterworks now.

- What's happening?
- I think they're inside.

- Any sign of Annie or Leonard?
- No.

Her radio's still dead.

Are you holding the units back?

I said I would.

Okay, the last thing we need
is Trent feeling cornered,

especially if he's got
Annie and Leonard.

I'm going in.

Shit!

Are you alright?
Are you hurt?

Didn't know what'd
happened to you.

The battery's out on my radio.

- Where's Leonard?
- I lost him.

They might have got him.

They've got all sorts of weapons
and they mean business.

Leonard's smart. If they haven't
found him, he'll be hiding.

We need to get to him first.

What if they have got to him?

Wait!

Leonard! Oh, God,
you had us worried!

Turn your hearing aid down.

- You alright?
- Okay.

Go!

Down there!

Sam!

Round them up, Brix.

We're in the waterworks.
Send all units.

Guv!

Brixter?!

There's a way out!

Come on!

Drop the gun.

Or what?

You're gonna arrest us?

You, the bird
and the spastic?

Yeah.

For armed robbery
and attempted murder.

Place is surrounded.

By who?

They've left you on your own.

And from what I've seen,
your DCI'll be glad to get shot of you.

Bet you wish
you'd left us in that cell now.

No.

Leonard, stay behind me.

We'll protect you.

Face down!

You know what, Mr Tyler?

I'm gonna be
leaving you till last.

That way, you get
to see what happens.

- You're nicked, Trent.
- Drop it!

Get off us!

Come on, let me go!

You don't have to say anything,
just point.

Bloody power cuts.

You didn't have to do that.

You said you'd protect us.

And you did.

You all did.

Which one are you?

All three.

Look, I was thinking, guv.

I know having me here
is difficult for you.

What if I went back?

To Hyde?

Is that possible?

I'll get on the blower.

You can do that?

Send me back
to where I came from?

Hello, is that
the Wizard of Oz?

The Wizard'll sort it out.

It's because of the
wonderful things he does.

You were transferred here, Sam,
at your own request.

I didn't ask for you.

You wanted to come.

And the doctors say
you're off the critical list now.

You'll be out in plenty of time
to enjoy that wedding of yours.

Is that urine?

I'll get someone.

Damnit. Hello?

I can't open the door.
Can somebody help me?

- What've you done?
- Nothing.

Then why's his life
support's shut down?

It's not my fault.

My God. Who's that?

Look. Here's his catheter.
It's leaked down the bed.

It's gone into the electrics.

Help me! Somebody open the door!
I need to get out!

He's in distress.
Get the doctor!

This is what happens when he's left
on his own too long.

Please, somebody help me!

Open the door.

- Hold on, Sam.
- What? What?

Let's get this back in for you.

I need to get out,
help me! Help!

Gene!

I'm switching it back on.

There!

Hey, pilgrim.

Give me a Scotch. Don't fancy
going out there tonight.

Stay in here a while, man.

Shake yourself down.

Be cool.

You deserve it.
You've been busy.

You in, Tyler?

50p gets you a chair.

I'm gonna take a leak.

Sure you're in?

Deal me.