Legends of Tomorrow (2016–…): Season 6, Episode 6 - Bishop's Gambit - full transcript

But I just killed you.

It's a delicious little mystery for you
to turn over in that pretty little head,

isn't it, Sara Lance?

No, you're dead.

You're not the only one
who has flirted with death.

How?

You'll never guess
In a billion years

You're a clone.

Okay, yes, you got it.

Just like the Avas.

No, no, not like the Avas. Different.



There's only one of me, one at a time.

We're all just coding, Sara.

DNA can be mapped and cloned,
and each and every data point

in our brain can be mapped, and cloned.

You can recreate yourself,
body, and mind?

Mind is just impulses,
synapses and memory.

No different from any computer.

Look, science has evolved quite a bit
beyond your comprehension.

You're like a caveman to me,
like a monkey, like a cave monkey.

Imagine what you could have done,

if you'd used that knowledge for good,
instead of this.

I am using it for good.

I am restarting the doomed human race,

and you will see that... eventually.



You will see it my way in time.

And you've got
Nothing but time

Because no one's coming to save you

You drank all the booze.

Not my fault you couldn't keep up.

I can only hold two glasses at a time,

unlike you, who can hold eight
with your... tentacle things.

- Or you're just a lightweight.
- Oxygen mask.

Atmosphere is Earth-like.
Bishop's terraforming the place.

As long as you don't go past his
electrostatic barrier, you'll be fine.

- What if Sara's past the barrier?
- Then she's already dead.

The air out there
would kill most creatures

and you don't want to meet
the native ones who could survive it.

You seem scared.

I'm not scared. I'm smart.

Let's go find my ship.

Then we find Sara.

What the hell?

That's me!

Hello there,
twelve pizzas for a Beh... Bernard...

- Twelve pizzas, really?
- No fabricator.

You got to plan ahead, right?

Really don't think Gideon's
gonna appreciate being installed

on a cathode ray tube from 1974, John.

TV rots your brains, love.
Oh, cripes, I'm hungover.

At least she can track down aliens
so we can do our job,

until Rory returns with Sara. Ow!

Um, is anything in this room,
by chance, flammable?

I need some bloody tea.

- What the hell is this, eh?
- Ah, the anti-alien security system.

You know those greenies are gonna try
to make a move on us here.

- We'll be ready.
- That's what took my tea?

Zari said they'd make
a good skincare treatment.

You know, I got these roadside
caffeine pills, though.

Stay off the black tiles, unless
you like pumiliotoxin-tipped darts.

Great.

Zari!

See, names and nomenclature imply
we aren't all the same organism,

living and breathing as one.

So I'm also Behrad Tarazi.

Everyone is, and they aren't.

Ah, bro...

Johnny! This guitar is sick.

Can I pluck a little "Stairway"?

Oh, yeah, sure, mate.
You and your Legend cohorts

- can do anything you like, apparently.
- Ah, thanks, gorg.

Grant me the flame of knowledge.

- Ooh!
- Making progress.

That's great, love. That's really great.

You carry on, go on.

- Oh, my head!
- Oh, John, John!

They've turned this place
into a bloody insane asylum.

I know. Let's go out
and find you some breakfast.

Black pudding, baked beans
and bubble and squeak.

- I love bubble and squeak.
- I know.

The thing's
in rough shape,

and it needs a whole new fuel cell.

Damn it.

My mother got me that ship
for my 300th rotation.

Where's Sara?

Judging by the presence of that trooper,
she's already captured.

Time for a chat. Here.

Drop it.

Where's Sara?

I need backup.

Ava.

Clones.

Little help here!

Scared, huh?

Not scared.

Smart.

Hey! I was going to steal that.

Thank you, Captain Sharpe.

It's good to be back.
What is that noise?

It's just the sound of everybody
trying to get comfortable here.

So, any time anomalies?
What do you got for me, Gideon?

Yes. It seems there was a massacre
by a patient of the alien variety

at Endless Meadows Asylum
in 1956.

Perfect. Anything to keep my mind off
Sara's rescue mission.

Um...

"Um"? What's "um"?
Gideon, you don't "um."

When admitted to the hospital,
the patient gave the name Sara Lance.

I'm okay! Don't tell John.

According to records,
the patient flew into a manic episode

during a procedure,
causing the massacre.

Victims were found
with sting marks and exploded hearts.

We never meet the chill aliens.

Okay, so we need to find out what it
knows and why it's using Sara's name.

We should probably also make sure

this thing doesn't kill
a bunch of people.

Right.

You could, and please,
believe me,

I am not trying
to get you all massacred,

bring it back here.

Mmm. Speaking purely as a house guest,

is bringing a rampaging alien
back to John's house

something we should run by him first?

No, definitely not.

You know, sanitariums,
not really my thing.

Keep that
antenna going, Spooner.

Let me know if you get any weird vibes.

Oh, I got weird vibes.

Welcome.

Checking in your wife?
Hysteria or the blues?

Oh, no. We're here to pick up my sister.

Yes, she used the name Sara Lance.

Oh, yes, of course.

She was in a frenzy when she arrived
and had to be sedated.

But don't worry.
She's scheduled for a very effective

electric shock treatment later today.

Fantastic.

That must be what set her off to kill.

I'm getting some weird alien vibes
behind those doors.

We are just glad we have someone here
to give us the real story.

She said that she flew here
in a spaceship.

Could you imagine?

Sara, your brother is here.

Don't be alarmed.

Sometimes she goes by
different names in the moment.

Mary Pickford, uh, Marion Davies.

Her favorite, though, is Amelia Earhart.

Yes?

Are we going somewhere?

Could you imagine
if it was the real Amelia?

She'd be 60 by now.

What's her secret, am I right?

Yeah. What is her secret?

Oh, nice one, love.

You know, I thought I was gonna go batty
in this madhouse.

What in the bloody blazes
has happened now?

Astra!

Shh!

Who is that woman on my telly?

Is that Amelia Earhart?

It's an alien shaped like Amelia Earhart
that also uses the name Sara Lance.

And she's also totally knocked out
on some pretty gnarly '50s 'ludes.

We're waiting to see
if she's gonna freak out

and try to murder us when she detoxes.

Did you guys eat all
the gluten-free mushroom?

For the record, Captain,
this plan is stupid.

Look, I say we go right in there
and talk to it.

Yeah, that's right, turned a new leaf.

Maybe I'm not a shoot first,
ask questions kind of girl.

Huh.

- Hmm. Nice.
- That's great, Spooner.

You're working on yourself.
I am impressed.

Yeah. Why just splat them

when you can find out
their deepest fears and exploit them?

Mmm. Spooner... now I'm impressed.

That was dark.

B, why don't you and Spooner

go and play a little bad cop,
Behrad cop,

and see if we get this Amelia talking.

- I like your style, chief.
- What?

It's gonna be fine, trust me.

Well, I'm off.

Something about watching
a prisoner interrogated

makes me nostalgic
for the good old days back in hell.

Please just...
Please, please, tell us where Sara is.

Are you spying on me?

There! Finally alone.

What the...

Ugh.

I finally found you.

I searched through
every sewage pipe in the facility.

Ugh!

- You were in the pipes?
- Yeah.

You ever see an octopus
squeeze through a hole?

My body's like that.

Necrians take great pride
in our scrunching.

Too bad you can't ride the pipes with me

because I discovered
where the fuel cells are kept.

We can fly Kayla's ship out of here.

Gary, get back in that toilet
and get the fuel cell to the ship.

I'll find my own way out.

Can I count on you?

I'm your man.

Alien man.

Happy trails.

Rise and shine, Mia.

Baby steps.

Maybe we can get you
those easy-wake lamps.

For now, there's tea.
We're taking this nice and easy.

Where am I?

You're at Shady Acres.

It's the chillest sanitarium there is.

Spooner, you picking up
any alien brainwaves?

No.

There's something going on,
but it's still too quiet.

I'm thinking she's still feeling
the Quaaludes.

Oh, don't mind her. We're just here
to ask you a few questions.

- What kind of questions?
- Easy ones.

Do you ever get the urge
to freak out and attack people?

What she meant to ask is,
why do you use the name Sara Lance?

Sara Lance.

Doesn't ring a bell.

I don't think I like you very much.

You're not very nice.

May I have some more?

Say, how did you end up
at Endless Meadows?

Wish I had an answer for you.

Last thing I remember,
I was soaring over the Pacific.

Me and my navigator, Fred,
almost done our flight around the globe.

That does sound like something
the actual Amelia Earhart would say.

Or she's just a very good shapeshifter.

Well, the important thing is
you're back in one piece, right?

Don't know if I can say that
about my plane back.

She's got to be talking about the pod.

- Right?
- Yeah.

Hey, find out where its pod is.

Do you remember where you landed it?

Landed it right by my old house.

37 Locust Street, Rye, New York.

I love when aliens give

- exact addresses.
- Yeah.

Okay, keep it calm and friendly.
We're gonna go check out the pod.

All right, there are the cells.

Now all I need is a distraction.

Idiot. Biggest in the galaxy.

Intruder by the cells!

Whoa.

Hey, stay where you are.

Hey, you're the freak that ate D squad.
Put it back.

I have regrets about that.

I just need one little battery.

And then I'll be...

Damn, those clones are handy.

Getting a radiation reading,
but I don't see a crash site.

Gotta be here somewhere.

If it can help Amelia to talk,

maybe we can get an idea of when
Rory and Sara are coming back, right?

Then do I hear wedding bells?

No.

Amelia Earhart was talking about
the Waverider?

It's impossible.

Sara, are you there?

Rory?

Sara?

Hey, Bishop.

Yoo-hoo!

Hey, man
What you doing out there?

Want to come check
If you dare

I love it.

Oh, it thrills me to see
you're in a good mood.

I am.

And you know what,
I have been thinking.

Oh... About what?

You.

I can't deny the fact that what
you've done here, it is astonishing.

And I didn't want to admit it at first.

But it's true.

You are humanity's best hope.

Can I just say, "Thank you,
for seeing me"?

I do, and I want to be a part of it.

So I'm hoping that we could
just put the past behind us.

Put the past behind us.
I am listening. I am interested.

Well, I can forget about the fact
that you imprisoned me,

if you forget about me
snapping your neck?

Bygones?

Bygones.

I couldn't have said it better myself.
I love this new turn of events.

I love it, too

Tonight,

we'll make a fresh start.

Dinner at 8:00.

Choose something groovy
from the wardrobe.

Of course. Oh! But it...

It might be kind of hard
to get dressed with these.

Oh... Yeah, of course.

Aw!

Oh, you.

Me and my navigator, Fred,
almost done our flight around the globe.

I thought the tea was herbal.

I may have snuck
a few caffeine pills in there.

At least she's not freaking out,
right?

I can try to read her mind
once she settles down.

Blacked out.
Strangest plane I have ever seen.

You can never know what
a person is really thinking,

even if you open up their brain.

That is technically true, Amelia, yes.

Just keep her calm, right?
She's under no threat.

You! Drop the pretense
and start talking.

Whoa! I thought we weren't supposed to
rile up the residents.

She stole the Waverider.

She is from the planet
where Rory took the ship.

Ava, I wouldn't do that.
She's pretty awake now.

- She's definitely awake.
- How the hell did you get our ship?

Tell me where Rory and Sara are, huh?

Where the hell is Sara?

Get tranq'd, Greeny.

Weird, she looks like a human again.

I mean, it feels like a human, too.

I know that's an alien
but I just can't sense it.

Well, she knows
where Mick and Sara are and we don't,

so we need to get her talking.

There is a spell I use
on a non-cooperative person

to rip a memory
they didn't wish to share.

I've only done it on humans, though.

Okay, fine.

But we'll do it back
at the Waverider

where Gideon can help us
if anything goes wrong.

Splendid.

But first I would like to enlist
the services of my new apprentice.

What?

This cannoli...

would make God himself weep.
It is perfection.

So happy to hear you say that, sir.

Here you go. Oh! Sorry.

- I owe you everything.
- Mmm. Sugary carbs.

One of the true pleasures
of having replacement bodies to spare.

Uh-oh.

Sir, Ava troops from Sector 12
have apprehended an intruder.

His name's Mick Rory.
He seems to know Sara Lance.

Apparently, he's very belligerent
and may be intoxicated.

Terrific.

It's a rescue attempt.

He doesn't know Sara has joined us.

We're gonna have to
take down the barrier.

Sir?

Just for an hour,
to let in enough toxic atmosphere

to kill anything living out there...

And we'll be safe
And sound in here

But, sir... Sorry.

The troopers are still out
in the field.

They've already apprehended
the intruder, so we can...

How do you know he's alone?

I don't.

I'm not risking it.

Don't worry.

Your clone sisters are well-trained.

They'll survive,
or, you know, be replaced.

Lower the barrier.

Good girl.

Keep moving.

Huh? Are they lowering the barrier?

Is this a drill?

No, it's real.

Have fun choking to death.

Now?

Mmm-mmm.

I am not dying on this planet.

When you mine
the depths of another psyche,

move swiftly and deliberately.

A little space, John.

If your concentration wanders,
distracted by some fleeting memory

of an ancient alien world,

then you'll do irreparable damage
to her mind and yours.

The only person
distracting me right now is you.

Apologies, love, yeah.

I can do this. Got the greatest
magic tutor in the world.

Seems like a big deal.

Why don't you
just handle it yourself, John?

Yeah. No offense, Astra.

But if this can go bad,
rather let the expert do it. John?

No danger. None at all.

How else is Astra gonna learn, anyway?

All right, showtime.

Tortured mind with secrets hidden.

Show me that which is forbidden.

It feels like
a real Amelia Earhart memory.

She's setting off on a journey
around the world,

the thrill of defying the odds.

I'm... I'm confused.

It's an alien, ain't it?

Well, then shouldn't its memory
be about its home planet?

In the clouds, she's perfectly free.

Then a bright light, unconsciousness.

She's on an operating table
against her will.

They're experimenting, altering her.

She's escaped.

She's ostracized, she doesn't know.

She's alone, intensely alone.

She does what she can to survive.

Where's Sara? Astra, we need
to know if she's seen her.

Oh, this creature, Amelia,
she's exhausted.

We should end this right now.

John... We need to know.

She has a visitor.

Sara Lance.

Did you say Sara?

Is she okay? What is she doing?

Trying...

There's some sort of divide
in her memories.

- Her firewall... I can't cross...
- Push through, Astra, please.

We need more.

I'm trying... to push past...

I'm fighting...

Bound... Breaking free...
Anger...

Attack!

Sever the link! Sever the link!

Seal it off! Seal it off!

Word to the wise.

Gideon's mezcal
is high-grade toilet water.

I never drink it. Mezcal, I mean.

Or toilet water.

You seem down, bad cop.
You want to talk?

Look, you don't wanna
be friends with me.

It'll make killing me
that much harder.

Figured out my secret plan
to kill the Legends?

No.

That thing started out human.
Something took it out, and now...

Hey, Spooner? You're not like Amelia.
Okay? We did the scan.

I spoke its language today.

I've never done that before.

My powers have been growing
ever since I joined y'all.

What are you gonna do
if I don't just talk like them anymore?

What if I start to fight like them?
Sting like them?

Let me tell you a secret.

It's the only way
I survived in this job.

Don't think about your past.

Don't think about your future.

You have to live in the now.

I know it seems crazy
to say on a time machine,

but the past and the future
don't really exist.

There's only right here and right now.

Thanks, B.

Oh, and word to the wise,
Gideon's blueberry kush is...

Spooner...

Suckers.

Wait a minute.

You're that thing that ate D squad.

Let's get him.

Stop! He's a hero.

He saved my life.

I'm so sorry about D squad,
no matter how delicious they were,

but I never would have
knowingly eaten an Ava.

You're the most remarkable women
I've ever met.

The Ava I know, she's a great leader,
has amazing hair just like you,

and still has time for her
one true pairing, Sara.

Avas lead? No, Avas serve.

You don't have to.

I served her.

She must be a great leader
to have a great servant like you.

Well, I wouldn't say
I'm the best assistant, but, um... yeah.

Is Astra okay?
Seemed like a lot for a beginner.

She'll recover.

What about you? Are you okay?

John, you know you can talk to me.

I'm sorry, love. It's just that,

they nearly destroyed my house.
There's dart holes all over the plaster.

Nate rendered my guitar
practically unplayable.

I'm sure that it's afflicted
by a tone-deaf banshee.

Okay, enough.

I know you wouldn't have
put Astra in that position

if you could do it.

I may not know magic,
but I do know people.

It's just not even
remotely true.

You know, I am in complete command
of all of my power.

Give it up, John. She knows.

You're not gonna tell her? Fine.

I will.

John owed me and I was tired of playing
second fiddle, so, I took the lead.

Right.

So everything is perfectly normal
with you.

Everything is perfectly normal with me.

See?

Now, what good would John Constantine be
without magic, eh?

You know, I'd still find use for you.

Well, that is good.
That is more than good. That is great.

Nice one.

Can't have everyone in this world
and below knowing that I'm disarmed.

Yeah, well, now you really owe me.

Sucker.

Why?

It's heavy.

A battery missing?
What? Why are you telling me?

I'm not the inventory, Ava.

Everything okay?

Everything is perfect

Oh.

I'm so glad we can finally
get together like this.

Yeah, me, too.

My Ava assistant has prepared
something truly transcendent for us.

Ava, bring on the appes.

She's probably just putting
final touches on the appes.

Appes. I can't wait.

To you
To you

When I heard about the great Sara Lance,
I thought...

She's gonna be
A tough cookie to crack

But after our little chat today,
I think we're finally on the same page.

The same page.

Wonderful! To new beginnings.

That's some storm.

Oh, well, your friend Rory arrived.

I had to drop the artificial atmosphere,

killing every humanoid creature
outside of this compound.

- Rory's here?
- Here on this planet? Yes.

Here in the sense of
being alive and breathing?

No.

Honestly, I don't see why it matters.
We're putting our pasts behind us.

Fresh start.

I meant let's get to know each other,
not let's kill each other's friends.

Oh! Well...

Look, there seems to have been
some miscommunication on this.

He's dead.

Best thing now is
if we don't let this ruin the appes.

Why are you fighting me?

You know struggling
against me is useless.

Kill me all you want, Sara Lance.
I'll be back.

Unlike your friend.

You said you'd help me rescue Sara.

I got you here, didn't I?

Where'd you run off to?

Steal the Waverider.

Always gotta have a backup plan.

Someone got there first.

Backup plan.

Smart.

Here.

Necrians have to be smart.

You humans are stupid.

It was inevitable you'd be
the authors of your own extinction.

What? You don't defend your species?

No. They're cowards,
liars, cheats. Frauds.

They betray you. Lock you up.

Sara's different.

That's why I have to find her.

Spoons, you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Everyone's being weird today.

Spooner.

Spooner.

Come to me.

We could've at least
gotten to the entrees

before you desecrated my face.

Why don't you feel more pain?

I modified my pain receptors.
I wasn't born yesterday, you know.

Whoa! Actually, technically,
I was born yesterday.

You get my meaning.

So what's your hopeless plan?

I am gonna put an end to you.

For good this time.

Oh! Exciting.

All this violence when I was planning on
showing you all this for dessert.

What do you think?

Zagurons. They hide from the light,
they hunt at night.

Come on.

Door's open.

It's stuck.

They outnumber us.

Then we fight.

Foolish humans and your heroics.

You're shaking.

I know I've always said
I'm not scared, I'm smart.

But I was definitely scared back there.

Maybe, now, we should
do something not smart.

Well, no one's ever accused me
of being smart.

Yeah!

Ow. Ow. Ow!

Welcome, Spooner.

Who are you?

Where do you come from?

Look, if you help us, we can help you.

Drop your weapon.

Come inside.

Are you Amelia Earhart?

I was fused with this human.

But she just made me weak.

You fought Amelia from inside her?

There is a struggle inside you as well.

That is your fear.

Fear can be a gift.

Sara Lance did not fear me.

Sara...

Humans are weak.

You killed Sara?

Yes.

Sara.

What did it tell you?

I'm so sorry.

He killed her.

Avas...

Still holding on to all that anger.

Not healthy.

How are we going to start fresh?

I don't start fresh.

Now, see, this is
what you got wrong about me.

Every scar on my body is a memory,
a lesson that I learned in blood.

And it's what makes me who I am.

And I don't forget any of it.

Now, we've both faced death.
We've both died before.

The difference is,
I learned from my scars.

And you...
You've just forgotten yours.

But, Sara, I don't see any scars on you.

Oh, there are those scars,

on the dead body of the real Sara Lance.