Legends of Tomorrow (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 4 - Slay Anything - full transcript

When the Legends discover a new Encore, Sara, Rory and Ava end up crashing a high school reunion to attempt to stop a serial killer from finishing unfinished business. The Legends devise a ...

Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...

Some of the most evil
souls in all of history

- have been raised from hell.
- Nate, Zari. Zari, Nate.

Your sister is the secret woman

from the hologram message.

I know Behrad's been
lying to my parents.

I know who you are.

It's time they finally heard the truth.

Guys, meet Zari. She's my sister.

Help!

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]



- ♪♪
- _

Freddy Meyers,

you stand convicted of
seven counts of murder,

all occurring on June 2, 1989.

You have been sentenced to
death by a jury of your peers.

The state will now
proceed with your sentence.

Do you have anything to say

before your sentence is carried out?

Only...

♪♪

That I love my mother.

♪♪

[GENERATOR WHIRRING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]



[SOBS AND CRIES OUT]

[GRUNTING]

[SOBBING]

Freddy, Freddy! [CRIES OUT]

They took my Freddy!

♪ Ooh, baby, do you know
what that's worth? ♪

♪ Mmm, heaven is a place on earth ♪

♪ They say in heaven, love comes first ♪

♪ Who made heaven a place on earth? ♪

[ODD THUMPING]

The hell was that?

[BELINDA CARLISLE'S "HEAVEN
IS A PLACE ON EARTH"]

What the...

[ENGINE REVVING]

Oh! Ah!

[MUSIC GROWS LOUDER]

[CAR HORN BLARES]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SHOUTS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[GROANS]

♪♪

Who's there?

♪♪

[GORE SQUISHES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪

[DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[PUNK ROCK MUSIC]

♪♪

[SHIP HUMMING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

Going somewhere?

[CHUCKLES] Spare me the sendoff, Lance.

I'm leaving before you
and your band of botherers

can suck me into another
world-saving sing-along.

Actually, I was just gonna say

we're still waiting for you to move out.

There's a box in the
library labeled "arcana"

that's been sitting there for months.

I'd avoid touching that if I was you.

Yeah, Behrad already tried to move it

and now he thinks he's being
haunted by a forlorn mariner.

And he's right, but I can't
stick around to help the bloke.

I'm off to research

a more lasting solution
to your encore problem.

Did someone say encore?

I also said no musical numbers,

so please don't start.

Listen, I might have a
solution to your problem.

I can't take you with
me on this one, squire.

Where I'm going, I need to walk alone.

With Gary.

Okay, but look... we're on a timeship.

And let's be honest, we're
a little past the whole

"should we change
history" debate, right?

So what if we go back

to when the encores were kids

and reform them before they break bad?

Ray, we're dealing with
the villains of history

fresh out of hell.

They can't just be
reformed like you're...

Ray, where are you?

Like your fairy god-girlfriend.

Speaking of which, I think that your

services are required, squire.

[SIGHS]

Well, look who's finally off the clock.

Oh, no, not again.

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

It's the same thing every time.

Kid gets a fairy godmother,
what do they wish for?

[CHUCKLES]

You get a pony and you get a pony.

Everyone gets a damn pony.

Well, maybe next time,
you should say, "neigh".

Ugh. [BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

Well, right now it's
all about what you want.

[GROANS]

What I want is to be done with this gig.

[SIGHS]

I know, but look...

at least with this job,

you have the opportunity to
make people's lives better.

How am I supposed to help kids in need

when these kids don't
even know what they need?

Because trust me...

no one has ever become a
better person with a pony.

Probably true.

But look, I'm setting the mood.

Gideon, dim the lights, and play

"You're the Inspiration" by Chicago.

And now, it's whatever you wish, Nora...

[SNORES]

Gideon, don't play Chicago.

I wasn't going to, Dr. Palmer.

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

- [SNORTS]
- Oh.

You sure being here

doesn't bring back some fond memories?

If I had fond memories of this place,

I'd book a lobotomy.

Okay, whatever you people do here,

just show me the exit.

I'm due for a content drop.

Oh, and also to tell Mâmân and Bâbâ

you're not really in business school.

But before you do that,

let's make sure you can't do that.

- Look over here.
- Ooh, is that a camera?

Wait!

Ugh, I don't want my picture with him.

You can't wipe her memory, all right?

There's a timeline
where she was here, okay?

So maybe her being here,

she'll remember what
we did and who she was.

Look, I know Zari.

And there's no way she
was ever anyone but her.

Hey, what's with the Wi-Fi?

I need to clap back
at Blue Ivy on CatChat.

[CATS MEOWING]

CatChat's the chat app
that lets you clap back...

I didn't say tell me.

Mr. Tarazi and Mr. Heywood,
you're needed on the bridge.

Look, no one wants you
out of here more than I do,

but I need you to stay put
until we finish this job.

Wait. Wait, are you...

are you taking me prisoner?

[KEYPAD CHIMES]

[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

I have a sneaker drop

and I'm supposed to be releasing

a new fragrance for Dragoness today.

We have been working on
this launch for months.

This is high stakes!

A serial killer has been freed from hell

and is on the loose in 2004.

And somehow, the scariest
thing about this mission

is going back to the early 2000s.

A coroner was found dead

while transporting the body
of a famed serial killer.

[GASPS] Oh, my God.

It's Freddy Meyers,
the Prom Night Slasher.

Come on, guys.

I ranked him #5 killer
of all time on Stab Cast.

My podcast about serial killers... babe?

Oh.

As I was going to say,

Freddy killed seven
of his peers before...

At his high school prom in 1989.

He used a kitchen knife
and he wore a creepy mask.

I actually did a whole series on it.

So none of you open my emails, clearly?

And following the murders...

He spent 15 years on death row

before he was executed in 2004.

Which is when the timeline changed,

starting with the death of the coroner

and the disappearance of Freddy's body.

I don't even want to think about

what a serial killer would
do with his second act.

Tiffany!

She was the final girl.

The one target...

TOGETHER: That survived Freddy's attack!

It's informative and entertaining.

It's good.

See? Thank you.

Guys, check this out.

"The Central City High class of '89

"is planning to memorialize
their fallen peers

at their 15-year reunion
this Friday night".

We have to go.

That's where Freddy will
be to finish the job.

Well then, babe,

grab your autograph book,

because we're gonna go
catch a serial killer.

Gideon, take us to 2004.

And order one of these mattresses

using promo code "LACERATION".

[ENGINES ROAR]

_

We're heading in.

You guys keep an eye out
for a crazy masked killer.

The only thing killing it
out here is my wardrobe.

I can't believe I'm here.

Seriously... oh, my God, oh, my God.

This is the lobby where
he stalked his victims.

You guys...

he made his first
kill in this cafeteria!

[GASPS] Babe!

- What, what?
- Babe!

That's the trophy that Tiffany fashioned

into a makeshift weapon.

Why didn't you tell me we were
coming back to my old school?

- You went to school here?
- What?

Mick, this is why you need
to come to team meetings.

Do you remember anything about Freddy?

Yeah. He was a loser.

Oh, come on.

Frickin' Mick Rory. [CHUCKLES]

Allie, remember?

Is that you, or...

No.

Are you sure? 'Cause you
look, like, exactly like Mick.

Mick Rory.

No. My name's...

Dick.

Tellin' ya, Dick. Team
meetings work wonders.

[GASPS] It's her!

It's Tiffany.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Tiffany Harper. It's really you.

- Who are you?
- [STAMMERS]

I'm Lisa and this is Kelly

and you wouldn't remember
us 'cause we were losers.

Total zeroes.

I don't. Isn't time weird?

- So weird.
- [CHUCKLES]

- Well, see you inside.
- Thank you.

And go Cavaliers!

[GIGGLING]

- Oh, my God!
- Okay, go, keep going.

Hope you're enjoying
your reunion out there.

Keep on dancing, class of '89.

[GROANS] No sign of Freddy.

But I got eyes on crudités.

Ooh, save me some raw broccoli.

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

[GROANS]

I never thought I'd say this,

but I think I've lost
my appetite for broccoli.

- Whoa.
- Guys, Freddy's on the scene.

He's got his first victim.

We're ready for him.

Uh, hello! Hello, everyone.

Welcome back.

It means so much to see
all of you here tonight.

And here to unveil our
memorial to our fallen peers

is our very own
survivor, Tiffany Harper.

[POLITE APPLAUSE]

[TENSE MUSIC]

[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

Has anyone seen Tiffany?

Something's wrong.

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

♪♪

Of course she makes a dramatic entrance.

[CHUCKLES]

We didn't cover this
in rehearsal, Tiffany.

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

All right, that's it.
I'm unveiling it myself.

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

[TERRIFYING MUSIC]

All right, everybody! Just stay calm.

Okay, he's here. We need backup.

It's him.

♪♪

[WIND WHOOSHES]

♪♪

Guys, watch out.

You're stuck in the school
with the Prom Night Slasher.

[PANICKED MURMURING]

_

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

Master, I'm sorry I'm so late.

I tried a teleportation
spell to get here ASAP

and now I'm stuck walking backwards.

[SPEAKS LATIN]

Damn it, Gary.

Pull yourself together, will you?

We've got work to do.

And the answers we need
lie behind this door.

What is this place?

I can't say I've ever had
anything as comfy as a home,

but I lived here once.

And not a soul has stepped
foot inside since I left.

[LAUGHTER]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

What the bloody hell?

Oi, what are you doing in my house?

Hey, go on!

Get off my stairs.

All right, who's responsible for this?

And lo, and I thought I was
the one with the magic touch.

[GROANS]

All right, everybody out.

Any of you wanna party you do
it somewhere else, all right?

♪♪

How did you even find
this place, Charlie?

You told me about it
when you were wasted once.

You found your way here,
you can find your way out.

What is with him, huh?

What are you doing here?

Do the Constantine trick again.

_

- All right, everyone.
- Stay sharp.

The killer could be anywhere.

We gotta get everyone out of here.

[ALL SCREAM]

Thanks for the heart attack!

Sorry, Swiss Army Knife
usually solves a jam in a jiff,

but these doors are
telekinetically sealed.

No way in or out.

This place always felt like a prison.

Telekinesis, it makes perfect sense.

Killers often act out
of feeling powerless

and now he has the ultimate power.

I need to adjust my rankings.

Yeah, and we need to save Allie.

I mean, the class of '89.

All right, immortal
killer... how do we stop it?

We can't from in here
but maybe you guys can.

Look, Ray, it's time to put
your crazy plan to the test.

We gotta go back and fix Freddy.

_

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

All right.

Let's find our future encore.

Freddy!

Hey, Freddy!

Heard you couldn't find a prom date.

Guess your mom turned you down.

[LAUGHS]

- Loser.
- [LAUGHTER]

[BRATTY LAUGHTER]

Nice one, Brad!

- Losers.
- Brad's such a jerk.

Oh, it's okay. You don't
have to do it, it's all right.

I got it, thank you.

Actually, I wanted to ask you something.

Turns out I don't have
a date to prom tonight

and I was thinking...

would you go with me?

[STUTTERS]

Me go with you to prom?

Exactly. Meet me in front
of the school at 8:00.

Don't be late.

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Oy vey, this is bad.

Why would the most popular
girl need a last-minute date,

let alone ask him?

She's working with those boys.

This could be what sets him off.

Okay, we gotta talk this
kid out of his dream date.

[FUNKY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Let's rap, Freddy.

Who are... who are you guys?

New teachers. Cool new teachers.

And, uh, judging by
your test scores here,

maybe you should skip the
prom and hit the books.

Turn this A into an A+.

Or maybe go to the movies.

1989's a great movie summer.

"Last Crusade", "Ghostbusters II"...

Yeah, I gotta go, so...

Hey, no running in the hallway.

We're not just your
teachers, we're your pals!

- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
- _

♪♪

Picture a dark hallway.

It feels like the
killer's there with you.

Shafts of moonlight claw at the floor.

Glowing exit sign you may never reach.

♪♪

Come out here, Freddy!
We know you're there.

Yeah, come on out!

There are gaps in your
psychological profile

that you need to answer for.

Babe.

And we're gonna send you back to hell.

Yeah!

♪♪

Did you find a way out?

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

Get back in the gym.

[METAL CREAKS]

[SCREAMING]

There!

♪♪

Whoa.

[SCREAMING]

♪♪

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[BLOOD TRICKLING]

♪♪

- Freddy ran off on us.
- We need his address.

I got you.

♪♪

♪♪

- [GROANS]
- Nora?

♪♪

Nora, what's wrong?

I can hear them, their... their voices.

Fairy godmothers have sort of

a special radar that
tunes into kids' wishes,

and prom night is a
minefield of teenage need,

so when it locks onto the
kid with the deepest need

I just go straight to...

oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, it's happening.

[ETHEREAL TWINKLING]

Where the hell did you come from, huh?

Oh, Freddy. Uh...

- Huh?
- I am your fairy godmother.

So...

Please don't kill me?

You're a fairy godmother?
My fairy godmother?

- Uh-huh.
- Prove it.

You think I'd be wearing this
if I really had the choice?

Huh?

So anything I ask for you have to do it.

So you should really
think about what you want,

especially the consequences.

I already know what I want.

Prom's tonight and...

- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- Freddy, honey!

Hide... no!

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Hey, Freddy. Ready,
Freddy, for movie night?

- I got the Jiffy Pop going.
- Uh, actually, Mom...

Ray, I'm with Freddy.

Nora! Good, that's great.

How is that great?

I'm a serial killer's fairy godmother.

This is perfect. Old Freddy
didn't have a fairy godmother.

So if you give him the
prom every kid dreams of

maybe he won't hurt anyone.

Except this kid's dream
is for everyone to be dead.

Oh!

- Mm, prom?
- Mm-hmm.

Wow, Freddy.

Uh, do you need a ride, or...

I could help you with your tie.

Oh... you know, I got it.
But, um, I love you, okay?

I just gotta go.

- Oh.
- Okay.

Now, back to my wish.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

I'm gonna make it so those
kids never make fun of me again,

because I wish for...

a suit.

A suit?

Yeah, if I'm gonna take Tiffany

I gotta look good,
so I want a cool suit.

Can you do that?

- Yeah, I can do that.
- Okay.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

[ETHEREAL TWINKLING]

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

Check it out.

Oh, my... okay, okay.

Now I gotta show up in style.

I want a pony.

[GROANS] Seriously, kid?

['80S ROCK MUSIC]

♪♪

♪ I've fallen in love ♪

♪ And there's no turning back ♪

Hey. Ready?

Hey, Tiffany.

Wow. Cool suit.

Thanks.

Here.

♪ You're like a heart attack ♪

- Thank you.
- Should we, uh...

- Yes.
- Okay.

♪ You open my eyes ♪

Looks like your plan just might work.

Well, only thanks to you.

Hey, Palmer.

Will you go to prom with me?

Aw, shucks.

[MELODRAMATIC '80S ROCK]

All right.

♪ The way you make me feel inside ♪

[STRAINS]

Whoa, whoa, hey. Cool it.

[DOOR MECHANISM WHIRS]

[LAUGHS] I knew it.

You stole our family's totem.

It's not like that,
I... I needed to take it.

I mean, you could've just asked for it.

Mâmân and Bâbâ
would've given it to you.

- What's that supposed to mean?
- Oh, you really don't know?

[SCOFFS]

You're never around,
you don't do any work,

and they still treat you
like you're some kind of hero.

If you only knew what I've done,

what I've survived,
without getting any credit.

Not that you'd understand,

'cause you only care about yourself.

Whatever, don't tell me.

But wait till they see you've
turned it into a stupid

stoner bracelet... hey!

What up, Z-listers? [CHUCKLES]

Turns out even a sacred totem

couldn't reverse the
sucking void that is my soul.

Hey, screw you. I'm not a void.

I'm a business.

Not like it works here anyway.

[KEYPAD CHIMES]

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

- ♪♪
- _

Everybody, stay calm.

Once the power's back we'll get help.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm gonna find a way out of this school.

Look at them, just
waiting to be picked off.

Never fit in with them when I went here

and I'm sure as hell
not gonna die with them.

Hmm. I like the way you think.

There's an old vent in the wood
shop I used to sneak out of.

I knew it. Mick frickin' Rory.

[LAUGHS]

Come on, let's get the
hell out of this school.

You have a husband? Boyfriend?

Girlfriend?

Eh.

No one's waiting at home for me.

Still haven't quite
gotten that together.

Hmm.

And you?

Um, it's behind here.

Hey.

Do you ever wonder where
we'd be if, you know,

that prom had gone
differently, like if...

- we'd...
- [GORE SQUISHES]

[GASPS]

[TENSE MUSIC]

[EXHALES]

♪♪

You'd better be fixing this in '89.

[THUMPING DANCE MUSIC]

♪♪

So this is prom.

- I know it's lame, but...
- No, no, no, no.

Actually I think I kinda
get the whole nostalgia thing

for once.

And we're gonna slow it
down for the next one.

So everyone, grab your sweeties
and get on the dance floor.

[CHEESY '80S BALLAD]

♪♪

♪ Down this lonely road, you walk away ♪

Oh, I love this song.

Yeah, me too.

You know, you're a really good dancer.

Thanks, I...

I watch a lot of music videos.

Oh.

Aww, they look so happy.

Yeah, but they don't.

♪♪

So that's the prank.

She leads him to the
center of the dance floor

and they drop trash on his head.

Classic "Carrie".

Bet these bullies don't
know how that ended.

Well, we gotta keep them
from walking in the drop zone.

I think it's gonna be okay.

♪ And I'll wait ♪

It's a little crowded over there.

- Is this good?
- Yeah.

♪ There's just one thing I know ♪

♪ I'll never let go ♪

Hey, Freddy.

- [GRUNTS]
- [CROWD EXCLAIMS]

Nice suit.

It would suck if it got ruined.

- Brad, wait.
- Come on, Tiff!

This is how the prank
was supposed to go, right?

Prank? What are you talking about?

- He still doesn't get it.
- [LAUGHTER]

You think she actually
wanted to go out with you?

- It was a setup, butt lump.
- [LAUGHTER]

[TENSE MUSIC]

Tiffany, is that true?

No... I mean not anymore, Freddy.

♪♪

No, Freddy.

Freddy, it's gonna be okay.

[BULLIES CACKLING]

♪♪

We just went from John
Hughes to John Carpenter.

I take it back.

High school sucks.

- Come out here and face me, you bastard.
- _

Rory, are you trying
to get yourself killed?

He killed Allie. He's gonna pay!

She wasn't just some girl, was she?

[GROWLS]

She was my prom date.

We went to the same school together

and we kind of had a thing.

Then I went to juvie

but we still wrote
letters to one another.

I was gonna break out

and take her to the stupid dance,

but then I blew her off.

- Rory.
- What?

I was young, stupid.

Mick, look, I'm sorry, okay?

But if this plan works then
Freddy never becomes an encore.

Maybe everything that
happened can be undone.

Maybe we can still save Allie.

[SNIFFLES]

- Freddy, wait.
- Leave me alone.

What?

You don't want to be alone right now.

How would you know that?
How would you know what I want?

I spent years wanting
these kids to be my friend

and I couldn't even make it
happen with a fairy godmother!

I cannot wait to be done
with this stupid place

and I hope they all
get what they deserve.

No, you don't mean that.

- Yeah, I do.
- No, you don't.

Look, I get it. I have
given in to my demons.

I know what it's like to want to
make the world feel your pain,

but that is not who you are.

I see so much more in you.

[SOFT UPLIFTING MUSIC]

Listen.

[SNIFFLES]

God, being yourself...

That is a magic stronger than any wish.

Being truly okay with
myself, scars and all,

is how the right people truly found me.

Now, if you had one more wish...

To show all of them who you really are,

what'll it be?

♪♪

[CROWD EXCLAIMS]

Uh, how concerned should we be?

I say medium. Medium concerned.

♪ We're J.J. Fad and
we're here to rock ♪

♪ Rhymes like ours
could never be stopped ♪

Hit it!

[J.J. FAD'S "SUPERSONIC"]

♪ Supersonic ♪

♪♪

♪ Supersonic motivating
rhymes are creating ♪

♪ We know you like us girls
so you better get stirl' ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the home chicks ♪

♪ That are rockin' your world ♪

[ETHEREAL TWINKLING]

[CROWD GASPS AND EXCLAIMS]

♪ Supersonic is a word when
people start to listen ♪

♪ Especially bigger people,
they pay close attention ♪

♪ You might not believe it,
you might not even buy it ♪

♪ But when it comes to our lady ♪

♪ Beatbox! You might even try it ♪

♪ Supersonic ♪

♪♪

What the...

[JOVIAL SHOUTING]

[CHUCKLES]

♪ S-s-so you better listen
good to what we have to say ♪

♪ 'Cause when it comes to J.J. Fad ♪

♪ You can't get no play ♪

♪ Supersonic ♪

♪♪

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

Computer, just tell me h...

How many CatChat followers have I lost

since I've been stuck in this dump?

I can't do that, Miss Tarazi.

It's probably best I don't know.

Wait, does this computer get internet?

[SOFT PEACEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

It's a computer program
I designed to hack it.

♪♪

How did you bypass my
encrypted security protocol?

Oh, just by being a
businesswoman, makeup guru,

bad bitch, and overall genius.

Now call me a ride, computer.

[PEPPY '80S DANCE MUSIC]

♪♪

Hey. You were really
good out there, Freddy.

Takes some real confidence

to bust out backup dancers at prom.

So this gets to be, like, your job,

making things better for kids?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Look, there's gotta be
a bunch of kids out there

that could probably use your help,

and I think I'm gonna be okay.

Thank you, though. For everything.

♪♪

[ETHEREAL WHOOSHING]

♪♪

Oh, there's my ride.

Ugh, vintage.

Well,

at least the computer knows
I like to travel in style.

[SYNTH-DRIVEN AMBIENT MUSIC]

♪♪

That was fun.

Yeah, and the night's
just getting started.

I know.

Well, you can take my limo
wherever we want to go.

- After you.
- Thank you.

[LAUGHTER]

♪♪

Ugh, she booked me a shared ride.

♪♪

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪♪

[COMMUNICATOR CHIMES]

Guys, they fixed it.

Ray's plan actually worked?

Apparently, Freddy's
a really solid dancer.

And he's not gonna go on
a killing spree at prom.

[CLATTER]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Then who is that?

Die, you bastard!

♪♪

[SHOUTS]

Mick!

Hey.

No, no.

[SOLEMN MUSIC]

[SUPERNATURAL WHOOSHING]

Sara, look.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪♪

Kathy Meyers?

She must be the encore.

They wanted to take
my Freddy away from me.

But when that girl asked him to prom,

I knew I had to kill her
and all of his new friends.

Now I get to finish what I started.

Hey, are you guys getting any service?

Oh, I know what you guys are thinking.

Yes, it's me. The Dragon Girl.

Wait, why aren't we moving?

Driver, what's going on?

[SCREAMING]

Close it! Close the door, close it!

[YELLS]

You killed our friend.
You killed those kids.

But you're not gonna get
away with it this time.

I won't let anyone stand
between me and my boy.

And you're next.

[YELLS]

[CYMBAL CLANGING]

[GRUNTING]

Sara!

- Close the door!
- Close the door!

[SCREAMING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪♪

[THUMPING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

- [YELLS]
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[STUTTERS] Before you kill me,

there's just something
I don't understand, huh?

How did you get here?

Come on, every killer has a story.

Why don't you tell me yours, yeah?

After I killed those brats,

my Freddy took the fall.

He wanted to protect me,

but I knew I couldn't live without him.

And I was right, because
he's not the only one who died

the night of his execution.

[CRYING]

I had a heart attack right
there in Iron Heights.

I died with him!

But then,

I was sent back from hell.

Given a second chance,

a chance to bring Freddy
home where he belongs.

A chance to finish the job I started.

And no one can ever take
us away from each other.

[YELLS]

[SCREAMING]

♪♪

Babe, it's happening.

We're final girls!

♪♪

[SCREAMING]

♪♪

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

That's right!

Feel the burn of Dragoness, you psycho!

♪♪

Mom?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

What are you doing?

Freddy, I'm doing this for you.

For us.

I can't lose you, Freddy.
I can't live without you.

Let me do this, Freddy.

[SUPERNATURAL DRONING]

I can't move.

[DRONING CONTINUES]

♪♪

You don't need them, you need me.

We could get away with this together.

No, no.

I-I know who I am now and I'm
not gonna lock myself away.

Then this is for your own good.

[GROANS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

- They did it!
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]

Behrad?

It's all right.

You okay?

I totally get why you stole that.

Fair enough.

Wow, this is a lot.

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪

I know she needs help, but...

she was all I had.

And they took her away. [SNIFFLES]

Mm-hmm.

So what do I do?

Survive.

Freddy, my upbringing
was only dysfunction.

But dysfunction doesn't
get to choose who you are.

You do.

You hear me?

Yeah, okay. [SNIFFLES]

We should, uh, head back
and check on the team

and make sure everything's
back to normal.

♪♪

I know you're gonna be okay, kid.

♪♪

[SOFT UPLIFTING MUSIC]

♪♪

Dr. Gideon treating you right?

Pretty cool, huh?

So this is what you do?

Travel around time and
save people using wind?

That's...

I wouldn't say cool, exactly, but...

no wonder you're the favorite.

The favorite?

Mâmân and Bâbâ only
treat me how they do

'cause they're worried about me.

I mean, I've been in business
school for five years.

You were a self-made
millionaire by the age of 19.

You're right, I am very impressive.

Like, how did you jailbreak
your way out of here anyway?

I was poking around
your weird little screens

and suddenly I knew
how to hack my way out.

Right.

Yeah, time travel always
has these weird side effects.

Huh.

Well, hopefully it wears off

because I was thinking of
sticking around for a while.

Huh. I weirdly wouldn't hate that.

Hey, guys. We're still in 2004.

- Where the hell are you?
- You coming?

♪♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

How about this for a reunion?

ALL: Hey!

♪♪

And, uh, what's your sister doing here?

Probably CatChatting.

No judgment here.

- Yes.
- Wait.

Where's Mick?

Mick?

Mick Rory?

[BELINDA CARLISLE'S "HEAVEN
IS A PLACE ON EARTH"]

Allie.

♪ Heaven is a place on earth ♪

♪ They say in heaven, love comes first ♪

Hey, Freddy.

Hey, Tiffany.

♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪

Nora, may I have this dance?

Ah, but of course.

♪♪

I cannot believe I got to

get an exclusive scoop for Stab Cast

and I got to be the final girl.

Well, technically, I never died, so.

Technically, you've died
more than three times,

so just give me this one, babe.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

You are my final girl.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, guys.

Photo booth.

[BOTH GROAN]

Whoo!

Do we look okay?

♪♪

♪ When you walk into the room ♪

♪ You pull me close,
now we start to move ♪

- Wait!
- [NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

Where's Mick?

[DJ SCRATCHES]

♪ Ooh, baby, do you know
what that's worth? ♪

♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪

♪ They say in heaven, love comes first ♪

[MOANS]

Wow, Mick.

That's my gun.

Oh.

[GUN HITS FLOOR]

♪♪

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪♪

[GROANS]

I thought I told you to piss off.

Gary just filled me in on
that business with Astra.

So why are you drowning your sorrows

instead of doing something about it?

What happened here, John?

[CHUCKLES]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

I used to run with a
bunch back in the day.

Became known as the Newcastle Crew,

spent most of our misbegotten
youth in this place.

One of them was a powerful witch.

I'm back here to consult with her.

She's through there.

So what are you waiting for?

Come on, get off your
ass and go and do it.

Because it's not that
easy, all right, Charlie?

That witch is Astra's dead mother.

Her spirit is waiting on the
other side of that door and...

none too happy with me.

There are things in my past
that I haven't told anyone.

So I get the whole wanting
to do it on your own.

But if there was some door
that I could walk through

to solve all my problems,

I sure as hell would take that chance.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪♪

I call upon Hecate,

lady of keys and guardian of crossroads.

♪♪

Sever this seal.

♪♪

By my blood, be open.

[FLAMES CRACKLE]

Don't look back, Johno. You got this.

Let's hope you're right, love.

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪♪