LazyTown (2002-2014): Season 1, Episode 25 - Miss Roberta - full transcript
Robbie disguises himself as Miss Roberta, a self-proclaimed "manners expert", when the kids need to learn about manners while planning a party.
Bat!
Ice cube!
(ICE CUBE LANDS IN GLASS)
Ahh!
(DYNAMIC MUSIC)
SONG: # Welcome to LazyTown
# A place where you'll wanna stay
# You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan
# And Sportacus saving the day
# Stephanie is new in town
# And soon she and Ziggy are friends
# With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too
# They're gonna have a blast together
# Go, go, go
Get up, LazyTown
# It's the start of a brand-new day
# Things are upside down
here in LazyTown
# Adventure's just a moment away. #
MAYOR: Oh. (SINGS)
Ooh! Good morning, Stephanie.
You're up early today.
I'm gonna have a party for Sportacus.
Whoa!
He always does nice stuff for us,
so this is a way to say thanks.
Mmm! (LAUGHS) Ah!
(SIGHS)
Is something bothering you?
Well, last time we had a party,
the kids went kind of wild.
Ziggy kept burping
and Stingy hid all the presents.
Oh, yes. I remember I found
one of the presents in my breadbox.
I just don't want this to be ruined.
It's for Sportacus.
Well, give them another chance,
Stephanie.
I'm sure they'll be just fine.
OK. By the way,
can I have the party here?
What? With those wild kids?
Just kidding. Just kidding.
Of course you can
have the party here.
Thanks, Uncle.
Gotta go.
Goodbye.
Ooh, I love parties.
Ooh, and I love bacon too.
Hmm!
(SLURPS)
Come on, Ziggy. You can do it.
This is the one!
You can do it.
Hey, guys, guess what.
You're all gonna be invited to my...
Hang on, Pinky!
Ziggy's going for a new world record.
STINGY: Yeah!
World record?
Ready? Set?
STINGY, TRIXIE AND PIXEL: Go!
(BURPS CONTINUOUSLY)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Ew!
Oh, man! That was incredible!
And now, for my next trick...
(BURPS CONTINUOUSLY)
(ALL LAUGH)
Ziggy!
Oh, sorry.
What were you saying,
Stephanie? Huh?
Well, I'm having a party
for Sportacus.
But you guys can't come if you're
gonna do gross stuff like that.
A party? With cakes? And cookies?
And presents?
And decorations?
We'll be good. Huh? Won't we?
But that's what you said last time.
But then you ate too much sugar
and got really wild
and jumped all over the furniture.
Yeah, you did.
That was a month ago.
I mean... I'm older now.
Yeah!
STINGY: Yeah!
Well...
Huh?
...if you think you can behave.
Oh!
(FALSETTO) "If you think
you can behave."
Bah! (ECHOES)... bah... bah... bah!
I think I'm getting an idea.
Maybe it's a sneeze.
Ah... ah... ah...
No, it's an idea!
(ECHOES)... dea... dea... dea!
So, nobody likes to be around kids
who behave like wild monkeys.
So if the pink girl will have a party
for Sporta-flop
and those kids would behave
really, really wild,
he'll give up on them
and leave LazyTown forever!
(CRUNCH!)
Ah!
(LAUGHS)
Now, what did I do with
that very large book of manners?
(LAUGHS)
Where is that book?
Book, where are you?
Know you're in here somewhere.
Ah! There you are! (LAUGHS)
"Manners for Polite Boys and Girls'.
(LAUGHS)
Let's see. Ah! Rule number one.
What? They must be joking.
What a waste of words.
Rule number two.
How are you supposed to chew
with your mouth closed?
You can't jam more food in there.
(SPITS)
(TING!)
Ridiculous.
Ah! Rule number three.
What are you supposed to do?
Eat with your toes?
I'll ruin his party and
turn Sportacus against those kids.
Then he'll leave town
and LazyTown will be lazy again.
(LAUGHS)
It's disguise time.
(HUMS)
(GASPS) Too wild.
Too mild.
Whoa! Hey!
Too styled.
(GASPS) Perfect!
(GASPS AND LAUGHS)
(DING!)
Oh!
(HUMS AND LAUGHS)
I hope this doesn't make my hips
look too big.
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS) I'm a mess!
(GASPS)
(HUMS)
(LIPSTICK SQUEAKS)
Hmm?
Oh! Uh!
Whoever invented high heels
must have been very...
...short.
(LAUGHS)
I'm a genius!
ZIGGY: Can we come to the party, huh?
STINGY: Yes, can we?
Please, can we come?
OK.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
This is gonna be so much fun.
But you have to promise to behave.
That means no burping,
no running round
and no opening presents
that aren't yours.
And why are you looking at me?
I'm just saying that we can
really make this a perfect party
if we all do our best.
Yeah.
Deal?
BOTH: Deal!
Great.
OK. I'm gonna go get the streamers.
OK. Make them pink and blue.
TRIXIE: OK!
Yeah!
Decorations.
Now, what's a party
without a big cake?
Yeah! We need to bake a cake.
Huh?
Oh, cake, yeah!
With frosting and icing!
Ziggy. (WHISPERS)
Oh, oh. Yeah. Well, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT) Cake.
I think cake would go lovely with,
uh, all of our, uh, festivities.
Yes, I concur.
It'd be a lovely addition
to our festoonery.
Fest... fest...
The party.
Oh, yeah, the party.
Yep.
Now we bake that cake.
(HAPPY MUSIC)
(SINGS) # I'll pile on the candy
# It's such a pretty sight
# It makes the food taste dandy
# But my tummy hurts all night
# I'll put in some ingredients
but keep the rest for me
# I'm not just disobedient
# I'm careful
Can't you see?
# It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake
# If the way is hazy
# You gotta do the cooking
by the book
# You know, you can't be lazy
# Never use a messy recipe
# The cake will end up crazy
# If you do the cooking by the book,
then you'll have a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a cake
# Making food is just like science,
with tools that blend and baste
# And every fun appliance
gives the food a different taste
# It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake
# If the way is hazy
# You gotta do the cooking
by the book
# You know, you can't be lazy
# Never use a messy recipe
# The cake will end up crazy
# If you do the cooking by the book,
then you'll have a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a... #
You gotta do the cooking
by the book.
#... cake. #
Yeah!
Wow! It's great.
Wow!
Hey! I've got the streamers!
How cool! Great.
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Frosting!
(BURPS)
Oh! Ziggy!
(ALL LAUGH)
Ziggy, you promised.
I know! But the burp came
before I could stop him.
Or her.
Well, maybe it was a girl burp.
(LAUGHS)
Maybe this party
wasn't a good idea.
No! My party - I mean, the party -
is a very good idea.
We just need to know
more about manners.
Sounds like we need a little help.
Yeah.
(ROBBIE SINGS FALSETTO)
Get your manners here!
Guys, come on!
ZIGGY: What was that?
You can buy manners?
ROBBIE: Manners, manners, manners!
Let's go see what's going on!
Have a nice trip.
Ah!
Wharggh!
(LAUGHS)
That's not nice manners.
Sorry. But it was so much fun.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me.
Did you say that you know
a lot about manners?
That's right. And I also
wrote the book about it.
Whatever you need to know
about manners, it's in here.
Wow!
Arggh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, please, could you help us?
You see, I'm having a party
for someone,
and my friends need a little bit
of advice on how to behave.
You've come to the right place.
Just... Oops! Sorry.
Just leave everything to Miss Roberta
and your party will be
a huge success.
Great!
Wow.
OK. Um... Ziggy, take care of food.
And, Stingy, take the gifts.
Huh? What?
I mean take charge of the gifts.
Oh.
And, Trixie, decorations.
TRIXIE: Huh? I'm on it.
Pixel can help. And I'm
gonna go practise my dance.
Stop!
Huh?
Oh! I mean, "Stop."
(LAUGHS)
Just make sure that the guest
of honour doesn't arrive too early.
We don't want to
ruin the surprise, do we?
No.
OK. Thank you, Miss Roberta.
My pleasure! Oh!
(LAUGHS) 'Bye, guys.
See ya.
Bye-bye!
(NORMAL VOICE)
And now my evil plan begins.
ALL: Huh?
What?
(FALSETTO) Oh! I mean,
now the lesson in manners begins.
Yeah.
Pay attention, Ziggy.
Oops!
Uncle, I need you
to do some repairs today.
You want me to do repairs
around LazyTown today?
But why?
Well, you see,
sometimes when you fix things...
Ah, yes! Miss Busybody
really likes a handy man.
Yeah.
Well, then you get into trouble
and then Sportacus
has to come and save you.
I does? I mean, uh, he do?
Yes.
Whoo!
If you could just fix those things,
it would really help us out a lot.
Oh, and remember,
we're trying to keep Sportacus busy
so that he doesn't find out
about the surprise party
that we're going to throw him,
so don't tell him.
Oh, yes, yes, of course,
a surprise. How wonderful.
Uncle, I'm in
a little bit of a hurry.
Ooh! Ooh, yes, of course,
Stephanie. Right away.
Ooh, my! Ooh!
OK. Thanks.
Oh, let's see, now. (CLEARS THROAT)
"Trim the tree branches."
Ooh! Oh, yes.
(HUMS)
I can do that.
Whoo! Whoo.
(LAUGHS) Yes.
(BLEEPING)
Someone needs help.
Whoo! I almost got my nose
on that one.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
(GRUNTS)
Arggh!
Oh, my. Oh, thank you
for saving me, Sportacus.
It's no problem.
Oh, what a surprise it was to...
I mean, uh, no! No!
It was not a surprise.
There was no surprise at all.
Yes, uh... Is that a new suit?
No.
Yes. Well, uh...
Thank you again, Sportacus.
See you later.
Oh, that was a close one.
Oh! Now, let's see.
What's next on the list?
Hmm. (CLEARS THROAT) Ah!
"Carry around dangerously
heavy piles of wood."
Hmm!
Uh... uh... uh... uh... Sportacus?
According to the pink girl,
your problem seems to be burping.
Is that right, young man?
Yeah.
Yeah?
When I drink soda,
the burps just sneak out of my mouth.
Oh, no! But...
Burping, young man, is not wrong.
Huh?
No.
But Stephanie said...
Stephanie!
Is she an expert in manners?
No.
Did she write a big book about it?
No.
Have you ever even heard her burp?
Well...
I don't think so.
Exactly!
She knows nothing about this.
Huh?
Young man, I think your problem is
that you don't burp loud enough.
Huh?
Yes!
Really?
Yes, really.
How would you like it
if you gave me a bunch of cookies
and I ate them all
and I gave you just
a little, tiny, baby burp?
Huh?
Like... (BURPS) Like this?
You would think I didn't
like your cookies at all.
Well, yeah, yeah.
But if I gave you a big, stinky burp...
(BURPS LOUDLY)
...like this, you would know
that I love your cookies.
Mmm! That's true.
So, little fella...
Let's hear your burp.
Right now?
Right now. Release your inner burp.
(BREATHES IN, BURPS LOUDLY)
(NORMALLY) Why, that was incredible!
What did you say, huh?
(FALSETTO) That was incredible!
Oh, thank you, thank you.
And I know because I wrote the book.
Yes, you did.
Yes! Yes, I did! I did! Ah!
(PANTS)
This really is heavy wood.
(MAYOR MOANS)
Oh.
Whoa!
I need a fruit drink.
I got it!
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
Oh, my!
Here you go.
Hm. Thank you, Sportacus.
Oh, I can't wait to relax
at your party.
Ooh! Did I say party?
I meant to say "Surprise!"
Oh, I said surprise, didn't I?
Oh, but there aren't any -
surprises, I mean.
Oh, Sportacus, please just go
before I get into real trouble.
It's OK, Mayor. I understand.
Oh!
Oh! What a day.
Well, let's see what's left to do
on my to-do list. Hmm.
"Repair Miss Busybody's fence."
Whoo!
I'm so glad Miss Roberta's here.
Now I can practise my dance
and not worry.
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
(SINGS) # It's easy as can be
# Just a little twist and turn... #
Oh! You're so beautiful. Oh!
Well, hello, Stinky.
It's Stingy!
Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut!
You do realise that once you
give those presents away,
they're gone forever?
For how long did you say?
For...
Don't start me on that, little man.
Think about the poor person
who has to open them all.
I know!
Yes.
You are so right!
I know.
Then why don't you open them?
(GASPS)
You're toying with me.
No! No, no.
The book says it's OK. See?
Is there a hidden camera somewhere?
Alright.
If you don't want them,
I can just as well leave.
No! No! Mine!
(LAUGHS)
(NORMALLY) Yeah, that's my boy!
Rip the paper! (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS IN FALSETTO)
Presents!
Rip the paper, my son.
Rip the paper.
Oh! Oh, my!
Keeping Sportacus busy is hard work.
Oh! Oh! And very painful.
Just as long as you don't mention
the surprise party, Milford.
Oh, yes, I know,
but whenever I see Sportacus,
the words "surprise party"
just want to jump out of my mouth.
Well, keep your mouth closed.
Mmm! Mm-hm.
Oh, dear.
Need some help?
Oh, yes, please.
Ooh!
That's it. Ha!
You have been
really busy today, Mayor.
Mmm. Mm-hm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Is everything OK?
Mm-hm!
(TREMBLES)
Are you sure?
Mmm!
Something you want to tell me?
Uh-uh!
See you later.
Surprise party!
(SIGHS)
(SINGS) # It's up to me and you. #
Oh, my gosh!
It must be time for the party.
I've gotta go get Sportacus.
I've got mail.
Ladder!
Sportacus!
Stephanie, are you OK?
Yeah! Um...
Could you come with me for a second?
Of course!
Where are we going?
Well, it's a surprise.
OK. I'm ready.
OK. Um... Close your eyes.
OK.
And no peeking.
No, no, no. This is exciting.
OK, come on.
One, two...
Three!
ALL: Surprise!
(LAUGHS)
Wow!
How could this happen?
Huh?
Uh...
Oh, don't look!
Ziggy!
You ate all the cake.
And, Stingy!
You opened all the presents.
And, Trixie,
you ruined the decorations.
TRIXIE: It's not that bad.
This is the best day of my life.
How could you guys do this?
Well, Miss Roberta told us to.
KIDS: Yeah!
Yeah, she did!
Yeah, and she wrote the book.
Oh! The book!
That's right.
Time to go.
Yeah. Yeah.
Book?
Where is she?
Ah!
Arggh! Huh!
Huh? What was that?
(ROBBIE SCREAMS IN FALSETTO)
Hey, guys, check this out.
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
ZIGGY: Huh?
She fell in a bush.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Ah! Oh!
She's running away!
With the book!
And a bush!
On her head!
I'd better do something
before she gets hurt.
Great, great! Go!
Oh! Ouch! Ah!
What's going on?
I'll tell you later, Ziggy.
Come on!
OK.
Oh, oh! Oh!
Oh, oh! Ohh!
Arggh!
ALL: Yeah!
Robbie Rotten!
(FALSETTO) Ta-ta!
Not him again.
STEPHANIE: The book!
Surprise!
(ALL GROAN)
(NORMALLY) Whatever!
It's not polite to stare.
Give me that!
(SNAP!)
Oh! (GROWLS)
ALL: Huh?
But...
BOTH: Robbie Rotten.
We're sorry, Sportacus.
We just wanted to give you
the perfect party.
Yeah, we messed up.
Sorry.
You did something even better.
Huh?
You gave me your friendship.
Friendship!
And that's something
you can do every day. (LAUGHS)
Let's party!
ALL: Yeah!
Yes! Come on!
(LAUGHS) Yes!
(HAPPY MUSIC)
(SINGS) # Bing bang digga-rigga-dong
# Funny words I sing
when I am dancing
# Dancing, dancing
# Bing bang digga-rigga-dong
# Silly words that can mean anything
# Get on up
It's time to dance, yeah
# It's so much fun
being up on our feet
# So we go up, up, do the jump
# Move around
and clap your hands together
# Together, together
# Down, down, turn around
# Having fun
is what it's all about. #
BOTH: Yeah!
(GROWLS)
These high heels! Ah!
My feet are so sore. Ah!
Ice cube!
(ICE CUBE LANDS IN GLASS)
Ahh!
(DYNAMIC MUSIC)
SONG: # Welcome to LazyTown
# A place where you'll wanna stay
# You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan
# And Sportacus saving the day
# Stephanie is new in town
# And soon she and Ziggy are friends
# With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too
# They're gonna have a blast together
# Go, go, go
Get up, LazyTown
# It's the start of a brand-new day
# Things are upside down
here in LazyTown
# Adventure's just a moment away. #
MAYOR: Oh. (SINGS)
Ooh! Good morning, Stephanie.
You're up early today.
I'm gonna have a party for Sportacus.
Whoa!
He always does nice stuff for us,
so this is a way to say thanks.
Mmm! (LAUGHS) Ah!
(SIGHS)
Is something bothering you?
Well, last time we had a party,
the kids went kind of wild.
Ziggy kept burping
and Stingy hid all the presents.
Oh, yes. I remember I found
one of the presents in my breadbox.
I just don't want this to be ruined.
It's for Sportacus.
Well, give them another chance,
Stephanie.
I'm sure they'll be just fine.
OK. By the way,
can I have the party here?
What? With those wild kids?
Just kidding. Just kidding.
Of course you can
have the party here.
Thanks, Uncle.
Gotta go.
Goodbye.
Ooh, I love parties.
Ooh, and I love bacon too.
Hmm!
(SLURPS)
Come on, Ziggy. You can do it.
This is the one!
You can do it.
Hey, guys, guess what.
You're all gonna be invited to my...
Hang on, Pinky!
Ziggy's going for a new world record.
STINGY: Yeah!
World record?
Ready? Set?
STINGY, TRIXIE AND PIXEL: Go!
(BURPS CONTINUOUSLY)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Ew!
Oh, man! That was incredible!
And now, for my next trick...
(BURPS CONTINUOUSLY)
(ALL LAUGH)
Ziggy!
Oh, sorry.
What were you saying,
Stephanie? Huh?
Well, I'm having a party
for Sportacus.
But you guys can't come if you're
gonna do gross stuff like that.
A party? With cakes? And cookies?
And presents?
And decorations?
We'll be good. Huh? Won't we?
But that's what you said last time.
But then you ate too much sugar
and got really wild
and jumped all over the furniture.
Yeah, you did.
That was a month ago.
I mean... I'm older now.
Yeah!
STINGY: Yeah!
Well...
Huh?
...if you think you can behave.
Oh!
(FALSETTO) "If you think
you can behave."
Bah! (ECHOES)... bah... bah... bah!
I think I'm getting an idea.
Maybe it's a sneeze.
Ah... ah... ah...
No, it's an idea!
(ECHOES)... dea... dea... dea!
So, nobody likes to be around kids
who behave like wild monkeys.
So if the pink girl will have a party
for Sporta-flop
and those kids would behave
really, really wild,
he'll give up on them
and leave LazyTown forever!
(CRUNCH!)
Ah!
(LAUGHS)
Now, what did I do with
that very large book of manners?
(LAUGHS)
Where is that book?
Book, where are you?
Know you're in here somewhere.
Ah! There you are! (LAUGHS)
"Manners for Polite Boys and Girls'.
(LAUGHS)
Let's see. Ah! Rule number one.
What? They must be joking.
What a waste of words.
Rule number two.
How are you supposed to chew
with your mouth closed?
You can't jam more food in there.
(SPITS)
(TING!)
Ridiculous.
Ah! Rule number three.
What are you supposed to do?
Eat with your toes?
I'll ruin his party and
turn Sportacus against those kids.
Then he'll leave town
and LazyTown will be lazy again.
(LAUGHS)
It's disguise time.
(HUMS)
(GASPS) Too wild.
Too mild.
Whoa! Hey!
Too styled.
(GASPS) Perfect!
(GASPS AND LAUGHS)
(DING!)
Oh!
(HUMS AND LAUGHS)
I hope this doesn't make my hips
look too big.
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS) I'm a mess!
(GASPS)
(HUMS)
(LIPSTICK SQUEAKS)
Hmm?
Oh! Uh!
Whoever invented high heels
must have been very...
...short.
(LAUGHS)
I'm a genius!
ZIGGY: Can we come to the party, huh?
STINGY: Yes, can we?
Please, can we come?
OK.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
This is gonna be so much fun.
But you have to promise to behave.
That means no burping,
no running round
and no opening presents
that aren't yours.
And why are you looking at me?
I'm just saying that we can
really make this a perfect party
if we all do our best.
Yeah.
Deal?
BOTH: Deal!
Great.
OK. I'm gonna go get the streamers.
OK. Make them pink and blue.
TRIXIE: OK!
Yeah!
Decorations.
Now, what's a party
without a big cake?
Yeah! We need to bake a cake.
Huh?
Oh, cake, yeah!
With frosting and icing!
Ziggy. (WHISPERS)
Oh, oh. Yeah. Well, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT) Cake.
I think cake would go lovely with,
uh, all of our, uh, festivities.
Yes, I concur.
It'd be a lovely addition
to our festoonery.
Fest... fest...
The party.
Oh, yeah, the party.
Yep.
Now we bake that cake.
(HAPPY MUSIC)
(SINGS) # I'll pile on the candy
# It's such a pretty sight
# It makes the food taste dandy
# But my tummy hurts all night
# I'll put in some ingredients
but keep the rest for me
# I'm not just disobedient
# I'm careful
Can't you see?
# It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake
# If the way is hazy
# You gotta do the cooking
by the book
# You know, you can't be lazy
# Never use a messy recipe
# The cake will end up crazy
# If you do the cooking by the book,
then you'll have a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a cake
# Making food is just like science,
with tools that blend and baste
# And every fun appliance
gives the food a different taste
# It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake
# If the way is hazy
# You gotta do the cooking
by the book
# You know, you can't be lazy
# Never use a messy recipe
# The cake will end up crazy
# If you do the cooking by the book,
then you'll have a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a cake
# We gotta have it made
# You know that I love cake
# Finally it's time to make a... #
You gotta do the cooking
by the book.
#... cake. #
Yeah!
Wow! It's great.
Wow!
Hey! I've got the streamers!
How cool! Great.
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Frosting!
(BURPS)
Oh! Ziggy!
(ALL LAUGH)
Ziggy, you promised.
I know! But the burp came
before I could stop him.
Or her.
Well, maybe it was a girl burp.
(LAUGHS)
Maybe this party
wasn't a good idea.
No! My party - I mean, the party -
is a very good idea.
We just need to know
more about manners.
Sounds like we need a little help.
Yeah.
(ROBBIE SINGS FALSETTO)
Get your manners here!
Guys, come on!
ZIGGY: What was that?
You can buy manners?
ROBBIE: Manners, manners, manners!
Let's go see what's going on!
Have a nice trip.
Ah!
Wharggh!
(LAUGHS)
That's not nice manners.
Sorry. But it was so much fun.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me.
Did you say that you know
a lot about manners?
That's right. And I also
wrote the book about it.
Whatever you need to know
about manners, it's in here.
Wow!
Arggh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, please, could you help us?
You see, I'm having a party
for someone,
and my friends need a little bit
of advice on how to behave.
You've come to the right place.
Just... Oops! Sorry.
Just leave everything to Miss Roberta
and your party will be
a huge success.
Great!
Wow.
OK. Um... Ziggy, take care of food.
And, Stingy, take the gifts.
Huh? What?
I mean take charge of the gifts.
Oh.
And, Trixie, decorations.
TRIXIE: Huh? I'm on it.
Pixel can help. And I'm
gonna go practise my dance.
Stop!
Huh?
Oh! I mean, "Stop."
(LAUGHS)
Just make sure that the guest
of honour doesn't arrive too early.
We don't want to
ruin the surprise, do we?
No.
OK. Thank you, Miss Roberta.
My pleasure! Oh!
(LAUGHS) 'Bye, guys.
See ya.
Bye-bye!
(NORMAL VOICE)
And now my evil plan begins.
ALL: Huh?
What?
(FALSETTO) Oh! I mean,
now the lesson in manners begins.
Yeah.
Pay attention, Ziggy.
Oops!
Uncle, I need you
to do some repairs today.
You want me to do repairs
around LazyTown today?
But why?
Well, you see,
sometimes when you fix things...
Ah, yes! Miss Busybody
really likes a handy man.
Yeah.
Well, then you get into trouble
and then Sportacus
has to come and save you.
I does? I mean, uh, he do?
Yes.
Whoo!
If you could just fix those things,
it would really help us out a lot.
Oh, and remember,
we're trying to keep Sportacus busy
so that he doesn't find out
about the surprise party
that we're going to throw him,
so don't tell him.
Oh, yes, yes, of course,
a surprise. How wonderful.
Uncle, I'm in
a little bit of a hurry.
Ooh! Ooh, yes, of course,
Stephanie. Right away.
Ooh, my! Ooh!
OK. Thanks.
Oh, let's see, now. (CLEARS THROAT)
"Trim the tree branches."
Ooh! Oh, yes.
(HUMS)
I can do that.
Whoo! Whoo.
(LAUGHS) Yes.
(BLEEPING)
Someone needs help.
Whoo! I almost got my nose
on that one.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
(GRUNTS)
Arggh!
Oh, my. Oh, thank you
for saving me, Sportacus.
It's no problem.
Oh, what a surprise it was to...
I mean, uh, no! No!
It was not a surprise.
There was no surprise at all.
Yes, uh... Is that a new suit?
No.
Yes. Well, uh...
Thank you again, Sportacus.
See you later.
Oh, that was a close one.
Oh! Now, let's see.
What's next on the list?
Hmm. (CLEARS THROAT) Ah!
"Carry around dangerously
heavy piles of wood."
Hmm!
Uh... uh... uh... uh... Sportacus?
According to the pink girl,
your problem seems to be burping.
Is that right, young man?
Yeah.
Yeah?
When I drink soda,
the burps just sneak out of my mouth.
Oh, no! But...
Burping, young man, is not wrong.
Huh?
No.
But Stephanie said...
Stephanie!
Is she an expert in manners?
No.
Did she write a big book about it?
No.
Have you ever even heard her burp?
Well...
I don't think so.
Exactly!
She knows nothing about this.
Huh?
Young man, I think your problem is
that you don't burp loud enough.
Huh?
Yes!
Really?
Yes, really.
How would you like it
if you gave me a bunch of cookies
and I ate them all
and I gave you just
a little, tiny, baby burp?
Huh?
Like... (BURPS) Like this?
You would think I didn't
like your cookies at all.
Well, yeah, yeah.
But if I gave you a big, stinky burp...
(BURPS LOUDLY)
...like this, you would know
that I love your cookies.
Mmm! That's true.
So, little fella...
Let's hear your burp.
Right now?
Right now. Release your inner burp.
(BREATHES IN, BURPS LOUDLY)
(NORMALLY) Why, that was incredible!
What did you say, huh?
(FALSETTO) That was incredible!
Oh, thank you, thank you.
And I know because I wrote the book.
Yes, you did.
Yes! Yes, I did! I did! Ah!
(PANTS)
This really is heavy wood.
(MAYOR MOANS)
Oh.
Whoa!
I need a fruit drink.
I got it!
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
Oh, my!
Here you go.
Hm. Thank you, Sportacus.
Oh, I can't wait to relax
at your party.
Ooh! Did I say party?
I meant to say "Surprise!"
Oh, I said surprise, didn't I?
Oh, but there aren't any -
surprises, I mean.
Oh, Sportacus, please just go
before I get into real trouble.
It's OK, Mayor. I understand.
Oh!
Oh! What a day.
Well, let's see what's left to do
on my to-do list. Hmm.
"Repair Miss Busybody's fence."
Whoo!
I'm so glad Miss Roberta's here.
Now I can practise my dance
and not worry.
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
(SINGS) # It's easy as can be
# Just a little twist and turn... #
Oh! You're so beautiful. Oh!
Well, hello, Stinky.
It's Stingy!
Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut!
You do realise that once you
give those presents away,
they're gone forever?
For how long did you say?
For...
Don't start me on that, little man.
Think about the poor person
who has to open them all.
I know!
Yes.
You are so right!
I know.
Then why don't you open them?
(GASPS)
You're toying with me.
No! No, no.
The book says it's OK. See?
Is there a hidden camera somewhere?
Alright.
If you don't want them,
I can just as well leave.
No! No! Mine!
(LAUGHS)
(NORMALLY) Yeah, that's my boy!
Rip the paper! (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS IN FALSETTO)
Presents!
Rip the paper, my son.
Rip the paper.
Oh! Oh, my!
Keeping Sportacus busy is hard work.
Oh! Oh! And very painful.
Just as long as you don't mention
the surprise party, Milford.
Oh, yes, I know,
but whenever I see Sportacus,
the words "surprise party"
just want to jump out of my mouth.
Well, keep your mouth closed.
Mmm! Mm-hm.
Oh, dear.
Need some help?
Oh, yes, please.
Ooh!
That's it. Ha!
You have been
really busy today, Mayor.
Mmm. Mm-hm!
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Is everything OK?
Mm-hm!
(TREMBLES)
Are you sure?
Mmm!
Something you want to tell me?
Uh-uh!
See you later.
Surprise party!
(SIGHS)
(SINGS) # It's up to me and you. #
Oh, my gosh!
It must be time for the party.
I've gotta go get Sportacus.
I've got mail.
Ladder!
Sportacus!
Stephanie, are you OK?
Yeah! Um...
Could you come with me for a second?
Of course!
Where are we going?
Well, it's a surprise.
OK. I'm ready.
OK. Um... Close your eyes.
OK.
And no peeking.
No, no, no. This is exciting.
OK, come on.
One, two...
Three!
ALL: Surprise!
(LAUGHS)
Wow!
How could this happen?
Huh?
Uh...
Oh, don't look!
Ziggy!
You ate all the cake.
And, Stingy!
You opened all the presents.
And, Trixie,
you ruined the decorations.
TRIXIE: It's not that bad.
This is the best day of my life.
How could you guys do this?
Well, Miss Roberta told us to.
KIDS: Yeah!
Yeah, she did!
Yeah, and she wrote the book.
Oh! The book!
That's right.
Time to go.
Yeah. Yeah.
Book?
Where is she?
Ah!
Arggh! Huh!
Huh? What was that?
(ROBBIE SCREAMS IN FALSETTO)
Hey, guys, check this out.
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
ZIGGY: Huh?
She fell in a bush.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Ah! Oh!
She's running away!
With the book!
And a bush!
On her head!
I'd better do something
before she gets hurt.
Great, great! Go!
Oh! Ouch! Ah!
What's going on?
I'll tell you later, Ziggy.
Come on!
OK.
Oh, oh! Oh!
Oh, oh! Ohh!
Arggh!
ALL: Yeah!
Robbie Rotten!
(FALSETTO) Ta-ta!
Not him again.
STEPHANIE: The book!
Surprise!
(ALL GROAN)
(NORMALLY) Whatever!
It's not polite to stare.
Give me that!
(SNAP!)
Oh! (GROWLS)
ALL: Huh?
But...
BOTH: Robbie Rotten.
We're sorry, Sportacus.
We just wanted to give you
the perfect party.
Yeah, we messed up.
Sorry.
You did something even better.
Huh?
You gave me your friendship.
Friendship!
And that's something
you can do every day. (LAUGHS)
Let's party!
ALL: Yeah!
Yes! Come on!
(LAUGHS) Yes!
(HAPPY MUSIC)
(SINGS) # Bing bang digga-rigga-dong
# Funny words I sing
when I am dancing
# Dancing, dancing
# Bing bang digga-rigga-dong
# Silly words that can mean anything
# Get on up
It's time to dance, yeah
# It's so much fun
being up on our feet
# So we go up, up, do the jump
# Move around
and clap your hands together
# Together, together
# Down, down, turn around
# Having fun
is what it's all about. #
BOTH: Yeah!
(GROWLS)
These high heels! Ah!
My feet are so sore. Ah!