Laakhon Mein Ek (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Roots - full transcript
Question number 15, C!
Question number 17, C!
Dilip, get out.
- Dilip, you sit.
- Just go!
Sit!
What happened?
I won't get into IIT!
My life will be a living hell!
Papa will beat the shit out of me
if he finds out.
Ma will also beat me.
My life will be ruined.
I'll go to jail.
They'll throw me out of the house.
- I'll have to work in dad's shop.
- Stop.
Sit here.
What's going on?
Chandu found the answer sheet.
And now Moorthy will find out.
Motherfucker!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I told you not to score 90%
or they'll find out.
What are we going to do?
Now Moorthy will find out!
How did Chandu get the answer sheet?
What will we do now?
Where are you going?
I have to go take a shit.
This is all so silly.
Kids and their personal problems.
Don't take it too seriously.
This Chandrakant for example
is a genius fellow.
Genius!
But emotionally he is very volatile.
What to do,
we have to handle everybody.
And this! Anybody can do this,
write on a piece of paper...
Sir please!
Yes of course.
I understand.
Mr. Ramesh...
As gentlemen,
I am sure we can come to a compromise?
There is no scope for compromise.
You run your institute properly
before trying to expand.
Let's go.
Nothing will happen.
Nothing.
It's handwritten.
It's just a normal answer sheet.
Anybody could have written it.
You don't worry.
Motherfucker!
Chudail!
I have an idea.
Say it, motherfucker!
What's with the suspense?
I'll go tell Moorthy the truth.
What? Why?
Are you Harishchandra?
Whatever he asks,
just say you don't know anything.
Dude, let me confess.
Honesty might help.
Fuck that! Just don't be scared.
- Don't pussy out.
- But...
Listen.
Nothing will happen.
Just relax.
Aakash Gupta!
Come to the Moorthy sir's office!
So, Aakash Gupta.
Ready to go home?
Cheater.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't do that on purpose.
I didn't mean. Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
What is the meaning of this?
Sir, Aakash Gupta was
cheating in the bathroom.
You called me a cheater?
Why will I cheat sir?
Sir this 55% boy does
not belong in section A sir.
Sir, he bullies me!
Look, he even spat at me!
Hey, I only did that once!
Shut up, you liar!
Why will I lie? You cheater!
I'm a cheater?
Sir, he uses my shampoo!
Sir he uses my shampoo!
Yesterday you finished
my packet of shampoo!
Bloody liar.
You are using my shampoo.
Arun has been using your shampoo.
You are lying. Sir he is lying.
- You shut up.
- Let me talk.
Stop this nonsense!
Get out!
- Sir, he...
- Out.
Sorry, sir.
What happened?
I confessed everything.
Fuck.
And?
He said it's okay.
Don't do it again.
Seriously?
Then I guess, I should also confess.
Dude I'm kidding.
I didn't say anything.
Is this the time to be funny?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, stop hitting! Sorry.
Everything will be okay now.
Yeah, we were so scared.
Things should be okay now.
Life set.
Chudail!
There's still one problem.
Sir!
Answers are correct.
Sir we will expel all
the students involved.
Very good! I'll cut their fees also.
We want more students!
Not less!
Yes sir.
- This is your fuck up!
- No sir.
Yes! Your fuck up!
Students will cheat,
that is in their nature!
It's your job to put them in line!
Obviously you're not
qualified enough for it!
- Sir...
- You're not!
Someone from the administration
has been leaking the answer sheets.
A teacher is doing this?
Could be. Who else has access
to the answer sheets?
Me sir!
And the peon.
God please help me.
What do I do?
Back to the village?
Or stay here? No, not the village.
Mishraji, don't worry.
Just don't say anything to anyone.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine, motherfucker!
My life is ruined!
You can't even cheat properly!
I trusted you!
Boss will get me arrested.
Move!
Motherfucker!
I'm fucked.
I had fucking dreams,
you've spoiled everything.
You've ruined me.
All my dreams are fucked.
Listen, Mishraji, nothing will happen.
Anybody could have written
'ABCD' on the paper.
Your stupidity has fucked me enough,
please leave now.
Enough of this sympathy, go now.
- Spare me. Go.
- Listen.
Take this. Keep your mouth shut
and I'll give you three more.
What about the rest?
I don't have the rest now,
I'll give it to you later.
Cancel. Cancel, cancel.
He never has money.
Let me.
Here, one, two and three.
- Fine, Mishraji?
- What's that?
Yeah.
- I'm going.
- Where?
Home.
Oh God! I'll never do it again.
I've made all the money I could.
Now I'll go to my girlfriend...
Mishra!
Motherfucker!
What happened?
Sir, Mishra ran away sir.
So what should I do?
Sir! I tried to catch him, sir.
He was very fast!
- He scratched me also.
- You're fired!
You're the one who
supplied the answer sheet.
No sir.
Found in Mishra's room, sir.
So?
Mishra used to drink!
No sir, there is more stuff there.
Then go and get the more stuff!
Yes sir! Right away.
Ten packets of small cigarettes.
Three packets of big cigarettes.
Six bottles of cold drinks.
Three...
Which motherfucker drinks this?
Write three bottles of country liquor.
Three packets of weed. Two...
Two packets of chips?
Did he shove the rest up his ass?
Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
His room is going to be checked.
Understood?
They only know he was
helping students cheat.
Let's keep it that way.
Where will you keep all this?
I'll sell it for half the price!
Are you mad?
Just find a dustbin and dump it
or leave it in the bathroom.
Aakash, we have lost so much money.
Let's recover some of it at least.
Foreign?
Keep this.
Why do you do this shit?
Can you not live like normal people?
We'll all get caught because of you.
It's because of my stupid shit that
you went to section A.
Don't try to tell me what
I should and shouldn't do.
Got it!
Still hasn't got the medicines.
Write four chocolates.
One banana chips.
Chudail.
Hey, Chudail.
Listen...
Sorry dude.
I yelled at you for nothing.
Sorry.
Even I yelled back.
Sorry sir.
How are the things not there?
Why did you lie?
Not lying sir.
You helped the peon run away.
You stole the answer sheets
from that room!
- You lied about the things in his room.
- No sir. Please, sir.
I'm a stupid fellow sir.
I'm not able to think so much.
Someone has to take
responsibility for everything.
I'll go find Mishra at station, sir.
- And if he's not there?
- Not there?
Bus stop.
No.
Sir!
Should we cancel the cultural evening?
What happened Dilip?
Nothing, just feeling a little sick.
Are you guys not going
for the cultural evening?
What!
They didn't cancel the cultural evening?
- Awesome.
- Excellent!
So it's done.
Dodged that one!
But from now on, we won't cheat.
We'll study honestly.
Okay?
Mr. Honest,
let's go down to the cultural event.
Hey, sound guy!
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to Genius Infinity's
cultural evening.
And after all the performances,
our respected judges
will announce the winners.
And our Moorthy sir will
give away the special prizes.
It's a party, bro.
Now, I'd like to call upon Saurav sir
to recite a small poem.
Hey Chandu!
Hey Chandu, what are you doing here?
Licking the professor's asses?
What's the point? He can't get into IIT.
The rest of your life.
Cause he's not Chandra-can
he's Chandra-cant.
The poem is 'The Road Not Taken'.
Two roads, diverged.
Why not three?
Two!
Do you know what would happen to you
if you had pulled this stunt
in my village?
They would've torn you apart..
Chandu, fucker!
Thank you, thank you.
Hi sir, very well organised sir.
Thank you.
Sir, I am a little
behind in the syllabus so
can you take some extra classes?
Yes, sure.
Let's do it Sunday afternoon?
- Okay sir.
- Okay?
Keep working hard.
Thank you so much sir.
I was working hard
but they don't really teach much
in section D.
Okay, okay. Thank you.
This game is called
'The Mouse in the Field.'
Kodoth sir, please come here.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
Please clap for Kodoth sir.
Remove a mouse from this field.
Look at it properly.
Show it to the audience.
This is the one, alright?
Okay now place the mouse
back anywhere in the field.
Anywhere.
Now look at this.
I'll catch your mouse from the field.
Ace of diamonds.
Have fun smoking, bro!
Two of clubs.
Get lost!
- No!
- No, you won't get anything!
Get lost.
- Chudail?
- What?
Everything is half the price
for you today brother.
Where is the thing
I gave you money for?
What's the matter?
Who are you, his secretary?
I will fuck you up in front of everyone.
And if I don't get the pill in two days,
I will fuck your life also.
How is that possible?
Ace of diamonds.
It is two of clubs.
Getting confused between the cards.
Bakri!
Why are you ruining our rep?
What is he doing?
Hey! Don't laugh!
He's my bro!
Nine of clubs.
The mouse has escaped I think.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
You, search for your mouse
and be back okay?
Good job, good try.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
Good job, Bakri!
And now, a dance performance
will be given by Mukund.
Give a round of applause for Mukund!
Music!
How did this happen?
We could've gone to jail.
What if the inspector had
found these drugs?
Sir, I have list of all the students.
Expel.
We need to find the supplier.
Bablu Sawant.
Daypayan Chattopadhyay.
Deepak Sanghvi.
Ajmal Abdul.
Chandra Panuganti.
- Chandra who?
- The party was going so well!
Abhishek Tiwari!
Bakri, keep a cool head.
What did he do?
I have no idea why
he's calling out names.
Sir, someone has framed me.
Where was the need for all this?
Has Genius Infinity not given you enough
that you needed to do smuggling?
I am so disappointed
and angry with all of you'll.
I told you Genius Infinity
was a place of worship.
You came here to study and join
IIT or you came here to become goons?
Your parents will be
very disappointed in all of you.
But, where is the leader?
Where is my friend, Mr. Gupta?
Aakash Gupta.
Come here.
Sir, I haven't..
Come here.
Sir, sorry sir.
I know.
Come here.
Sir, I don't know sir.
Sir.
I know you don't know.
The question is what do you know?
Tell me!
What is the relationship
between wavelength and frequency?
- Sir, can I get a pen?
- Pen?
A simple question whose answer
every section D kid knows.
- Sir, can I get some time?
- Time?
How come you don't know the
answer to a basic section D question
and you're in section A?
I'll tell you?
You bribed the peon!
No sir, I didn't do anything.
Because you stole the cheat
sheet and gave it to all the students.
No sir, I
- It is because you,
put alcohol and drugs
in everybody's room.
No sir, I didn't do it. I swear sir.
You cheated!
Sorry sir, I didn't do it.
I don't know sir.
I didn't cheat sir.
- Then who did it?
- Sir I don't know who did it sir.
I really don't know.
I didn't do it sir.
I studied hard, I didn't cheat sir.
- Sure?
- Yes sir.
I'll never do it.
I don't know sir, sorry.
You have two choices.
Either you tell me who did it
and I will not tell
your father about all this.
Or I will presume you did it
and I will expel you from this college
and you will never get
into IIT ever in your life.
No sir, don't tell my father sir.
Please.
Sir, I didn't do it.
I'm telling you sir,
please don't tell my father.
Please sir I want to do IIT.
I didn't cheat sir.
Sorry sir.
I don't know.
Please don't tell my father.
- Sorry.
- I'll have to tell your father.
No sir.
Sir, Chudail.
Who?
Chudail sir.
Point him out.
- Point him out.
- No sir.
Bala!
Throw this boy out.
Bala, lock down the institute!
This should not be repeated.
Question number 17, C!
Dilip, get out.
- Dilip, you sit.
- Just go!
Sit!
What happened?
I won't get into IIT!
My life will be a living hell!
Papa will beat the shit out of me
if he finds out.
Ma will also beat me.
My life will be ruined.
I'll go to jail.
They'll throw me out of the house.
- I'll have to work in dad's shop.
- Stop.
Sit here.
What's going on?
Chandu found the answer sheet.
And now Moorthy will find out.
Motherfucker!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I told you not to score 90%
or they'll find out.
What are we going to do?
Now Moorthy will find out!
How did Chandu get the answer sheet?
What will we do now?
Where are you going?
I have to go take a shit.
This is all so silly.
Kids and their personal problems.
Don't take it too seriously.
This Chandrakant for example
is a genius fellow.
Genius!
But emotionally he is very volatile.
What to do,
we have to handle everybody.
And this! Anybody can do this,
write on a piece of paper...
Sir please!
Yes of course.
I understand.
Mr. Ramesh...
As gentlemen,
I am sure we can come to a compromise?
There is no scope for compromise.
You run your institute properly
before trying to expand.
Let's go.
Nothing will happen.
Nothing.
It's handwritten.
It's just a normal answer sheet.
Anybody could have written it.
You don't worry.
Motherfucker!
Chudail!
I have an idea.
Say it, motherfucker!
What's with the suspense?
I'll go tell Moorthy the truth.
What? Why?
Are you Harishchandra?
Whatever he asks,
just say you don't know anything.
Dude, let me confess.
Honesty might help.
Fuck that! Just don't be scared.
- Don't pussy out.
- But...
Listen.
Nothing will happen.
Just relax.
Aakash Gupta!
Come to the Moorthy sir's office!
So, Aakash Gupta.
Ready to go home?
Cheater.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't do that on purpose.
I didn't mean. Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
What is the meaning of this?
Sir, Aakash Gupta was
cheating in the bathroom.
You called me a cheater?
Why will I cheat sir?
Sir this 55% boy does
not belong in section A sir.
Sir, he bullies me!
Look, he even spat at me!
Hey, I only did that once!
Shut up, you liar!
Why will I lie? You cheater!
I'm a cheater?
Sir, he uses my shampoo!
Sir he uses my shampoo!
Yesterday you finished
my packet of shampoo!
Bloody liar.
You are using my shampoo.
Arun has been using your shampoo.
You are lying. Sir he is lying.
- You shut up.
- Let me talk.
Stop this nonsense!
Get out!
- Sir, he...
- Out.
Sorry, sir.
What happened?
I confessed everything.
Fuck.
And?
He said it's okay.
Don't do it again.
Seriously?
Then I guess, I should also confess.
Dude I'm kidding.
I didn't say anything.
Is this the time to be funny?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, stop hitting! Sorry.
Everything will be okay now.
Yeah, we were so scared.
Things should be okay now.
Life set.
Chudail!
There's still one problem.
Sir!
Answers are correct.
Sir we will expel all
the students involved.
Very good! I'll cut their fees also.
We want more students!
Not less!
Yes sir.
- This is your fuck up!
- No sir.
Yes! Your fuck up!
Students will cheat,
that is in their nature!
It's your job to put them in line!
Obviously you're not
qualified enough for it!
- Sir...
- You're not!
Someone from the administration
has been leaking the answer sheets.
A teacher is doing this?
Could be. Who else has access
to the answer sheets?
Me sir!
And the peon.
God please help me.
What do I do?
Back to the village?
Or stay here? No, not the village.
Mishraji, don't worry.
Just don't say anything to anyone.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine, motherfucker!
My life is ruined!
You can't even cheat properly!
I trusted you!
Boss will get me arrested.
Move!
Motherfucker!
I'm fucked.
I had fucking dreams,
you've spoiled everything.
You've ruined me.
All my dreams are fucked.
Listen, Mishraji, nothing will happen.
Anybody could have written
'ABCD' on the paper.
Your stupidity has fucked me enough,
please leave now.
Enough of this sympathy, go now.
- Spare me. Go.
- Listen.
Take this. Keep your mouth shut
and I'll give you three more.
What about the rest?
I don't have the rest now,
I'll give it to you later.
Cancel. Cancel, cancel.
He never has money.
Let me.
Here, one, two and three.
- Fine, Mishraji?
- What's that?
Yeah.
- I'm going.
- Where?
Home.
Oh God! I'll never do it again.
I've made all the money I could.
Now I'll go to my girlfriend...
Mishra!
Motherfucker!
What happened?
Sir, Mishra ran away sir.
So what should I do?
Sir! I tried to catch him, sir.
He was very fast!
- He scratched me also.
- You're fired!
You're the one who
supplied the answer sheet.
No sir.
Found in Mishra's room, sir.
So?
Mishra used to drink!
No sir, there is more stuff there.
Then go and get the more stuff!
Yes sir! Right away.
Ten packets of small cigarettes.
Three packets of big cigarettes.
Six bottles of cold drinks.
Three...
Which motherfucker drinks this?
Write three bottles of country liquor.
Three packets of weed. Two...
Two packets of chips?
Did he shove the rest up his ass?
Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
His room is going to be checked.
Understood?
They only know he was
helping students cheat.
Let's keep it that way.
Where will you keep all this?
I'll sell it for half the price!
Are you mad?
Just find a dustbin and dump it
or leave it in the bathroom.
Aakash, we have lost so much money.
Let's recover some of it at least.
Foreign?
Keep this.
Why do you do this shit?
Can you not live like normal people?
We'll all get caught because of you.
It's because of my stupid shit that
you went to section A.
Don't try to tell me what
I should and shouldn't do.
Got it!
Still hasn't got the medicines.
Write four chocolates.
One banana chips.
Chudail.
Hey, Chudail.
Listen...
Sorry dude.
I yelled at you for nothing.
Sorry.
Even I yelled back.
Sorry sir.
How are the things not there?
Why did you lie?
Not lying sir.
You helped the peon run away.
You stole the answer sheets
from that room!
- You lied about the things in his room.
- No sir. Please, sir.
I'm a stupid fellow sir.
I'm not able to think so much.
Someone has to take
responsibility for everything.
I'll go find Mishra at station, sir.
- And if he's not there?
- Not there?
Bus stop.
No.
Sir!
Should we cancel the cultural evening?
What happened Dilip?
Nothing, just feeling a little sick.
Are you guys not going
for the cultural evening?
What!
They didn't cancel the cultural evening?
- Awesome.
- Excellent!
So it's done.
Dodged that one!
But from now on, we won't cheat.
We'll study honestly.
Okay?
Mr. Honest,
let's go down to the cultural event.
Hey, sound guy!
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to Genius Infinity's
cultural evening.
And after all the performances,
our respected judges
will announce the winners.
And our Moorthy sir will
give away the special prizes.
It's a party, bro.
Now, I'd like to call upon Saurav sir
to recite a small poem.
Hey Chandu!
Hey Chandu, what are you doing here?
Licking the professor's asses?
What's the point? He can't get into IIT.
The rest of your life.
Cause he's not Chandra-can
he's Chandra-cant.
The poem is 'The Road Not Taken'.
Two roads, diverged.
Why not three?
Two!
Do you know what would happen to you
if you had pulled this stunt
in my village?
They would've torn you apart..
Chandu, fucker!
Thank you, thank you.
Hi sir, very well organised sir.
Thank you.
Sir, I am a little
behind in the syllabus so
can you take some extra classes?
Yes, sure.
Let's do it Sunday afternoon?
- Okay sir.
- Okay?
Keep working hard.
Thank you so much sir.
I was working hard
but they don't really teach much
in section D.
Okay, okay. Thank you.
This game is called
'The Mouse in the Field.'
Kodoth sir, please come here.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
Please clap for Kodoth sir.
Remove a mouse from this field.
Look at it properly.
Show it to the audience.
This is the one, alright?
Okay now place the mouse
back anywhere in the field.
Anywhere.
Now look at this.
I'll catch your mouse from the field.
Ace of diamonds.
Have fun smoking, bro!
Two of clubs.
Get lost!
- No!
- No, you won't get anything!
Get lost.
- Chudail?
- What?
Everything is half the price
for you today brother.
Where is the thing
I gave you money for?
What's the matter?
Who are you, his secretary?
I will fuck you up in front of everyone.
And if I don't get the pill in two days,
I will fuck your life also.
How is that possible?
Ace of diamonds.
It is two of clubs.
Getting confused between the cards.
Bakri!
Why are you ruining our rep?
What is he doing?
Hey! Don't laugh!
He's my bro!
Nine of clubs.
The mouse has escaped I think.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
You, search for your mouse
and be back okay?
Good job, good try.
Bakri! Bakri! Bakri!
Good job, Bakri!
And now, a dance performance
will be given by Mukund.
Give a round of applause for Mukund!
Music!
How did this happen?
We could've gone to jail.
What if the inspector had
found these drugs?
Sir, I have list of all the students.
Expel.
We need to find the supplier.
Bablu Sawant.
Daypayan Chattopadhyay.
Deepak Sanghvi.
Ajmal Abdul.
Chandra Panuganti.
- Chandra who?
- The party was going so well!
Abhishek Tiwari!
Bakri, keep a cool head.
What did he do?
I have no idea why
he's calling out names.
Sir, someone has framed me.
Where was the need for all this?
Has Genius Infinity not given you enough
that you needed to do smuggling?
I am so disappointed
and angry with all of you'll.
I told you Genius Infinity
was a place of worship.
You came here to study and join
IIT or you came here to become goons?
Your parents will be
very disappointed in all of you.
But, where is the leader?
Where is my friend, Mr. Gupta?
Aakash Gupta.
Come here.
Sir, I haven't..
Come here.
Sir, sorry sir.
I know.
Come here.
Sir, I don't know sir.
Sir.
I know you don't know.
The question is what do you know?
Tell me!
What is the relationship
between wavelength and frequency?
- Sir, can I get a pen?
- Pen?
A simple question whose answer
every section D kid knows.
- Sir, can I get some time?
- Time?
How come you don't know the
answer to a basic section D question
and you're in section A?
I'll tell you?
You bribed the peon!
No sir, I didn't do anything.
Because you stole the cheat
sheet and gave it to all the students.
No sir, I
- It is because you,
put alcohol and drugs
in everybody's room.
No sir, I didn't do it. I swear sir.
You cheated!
Sorry sir, I didn't do it.
I don't know sir.
I didn't cheat sir.
- Then who did it?
- Sir I don't know who did it sir.
I really don't know.
I didn't do it sir.
I studied hard, I didn't cheat sir.
- Sure?
- Yes sir.
I'll never do it.
I don't know sir, sorry.
You have two choices.
Either you tell me who did it
and I will not tell
your father about all this.
Or I will presume you did it
and I will expel you from this college
and you will never get
into IIT ever in your life.
No sir, don't tell my father sir.
Please.
Sir, I didn't do it.
I'm telling you sir,
please don't tell my father.
Please sir I want to do IIT.
I didn't cheat sir.
Sorry sir.
I don't know.
Please don't tell my father.
- Sorry.
- I'll have to tell your father.
No sir.
Sir, Chudail.
Who?
Chudail sir.
Point him out.
- Point him out.
- No sir.
Bala!
Throw this boy out.
Bala, lock down the institute!
This should not be repeated.