Laakhon Mein Ek (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Projectile - full transcript
Akash a 10th std. student from Raipur joins a coaching institute for IIT.
Hi guys!
I'm Aakash Gupta from Raipur.
And you're watching, Aakash's voices.
Where I, Aakash will mimic voices.
Aakash, come quickly.
I have to rush to the market.
Rishte mein toh hum
tumhare baap lagte hain,
naam hai
Shehenshah!
Got it?
Huh!
Got it?
Now?
Now?
Correct!
Amitabh Bachchan!
Sorry Amit sir.
I love you.
Hey Senorita,
bade bade shehron mein
aisi chhoti chhoti
baatein hoti rehti hain.
You're gonna become a star, dude!
- Will you subscribe?
- Of course, now!
Will you make these videos everyday?
Yeah, what else is there to do?
You guys have gotten into college.
Why are you worrying?
Your name will definitely
be on the third list.
Sometimes it gets delayed,
this is India you have to understand.
Is your papa over the whole IIT craze?
I think so.
How did you do it?
Just got rejected from everywhere,
what else?
Respect!
It's papa's call.
- I'll head home now.
- Okay.
Bye.
- See you guys tomorrow.
- Yeah!
- Bye!
- And don't forget to subscribe.
- Yeah, of course!
- Okay bye!
Bye!
You'll subscribe?
I will, of course!
Sorry papa.
You want to keep standing there?
Come inside.
People are waiting for you.
Sit down. Where were you?
Ma, what's happening?
Why are we doing a pooja?
What is happening ma?
You've got admission
in an IIT coaching institute.
Pray now.
My college?
Huh?
I mean, there are so many
colleges here in Raipur.
So?
So let's get admission here papa.
You applied right?
What happened?
Did you make it to any of the lists?
Not yet.
What about your friend, Hansal?
He got through.
Kauwa?
Him too.
Will you make it too?
Yes papa, if we wait
for a couple more days.
Look son,
you have no future here in Raipur.
Where you are going now,
that's where your future is.
And ours too.
Understood?
Yes papa.
Now, quickly get ready
or else we'll miss the bus.
Okay.
♫ Carry must I ♫
♫ the weight of dreams
my daddy failed to fulfil ♫
♫ Become must he - a wilful prey ♫
♫ even if he's born to kill ♫
♫ Dance on, my little ballerina, ♫
♫ it's just a fractured heel ♫
- Excuse me. Where's this
class?♫ There will be light ♫
♫ behind layers of darkness, ♫
♫ provided you know how to peel ♫
♫ Ordered biryani, ♫
♫ got boiled veggies ♫
- Sir, sir.
- ♫ Fridays turned to Mondays ♫
- Sir, sir.
- ♫ enduring tragedies ♫
Where's this class?
Sorry sir.
Sir, sir, sir!
There are two types
of frames of references,
inertial frame of reference
and non-inertial frame of reference.
In inertial frames of references,
the object is at rest or it is at
motion in constant velocity.
In non-inertial frames of references,
the object is in acceleration.
So in order to apply
Newton's law of motion,
we need to apply pseudo force
in non-inertial frames of references.
Very good Chandrakant.
Well done.
In fact, take this chalk
and explain to the whole class.
- Yes sir!
- Sorry, sir!
One second Chandrakant. Yes?
What's your name?
Sir, hostel was locked that's why.
Myself, Aakash from Raipur.
I got admission just now only.
Oh! I wasn't told
about any new student.
Which section are you in?
- Section?
- Yeah.
One minute sir.
How much did you score in the 10th?
55%
Hey, silence!
You must be in section D.
Go out, take the right,
on your right you will find section D,
okay?
Thank you sir, thank you.
Sir sir,
I will go ahead and explain.
I'll explain. Give the chalk.
- Okay.
- Sit down, sit down.
There are two types of frames
of references,
inertial frame of reference...
Sir!
The pregnant women in our village,
find it difficult to draw water
from the wells.
Is there a way,
where we can use pulleys
to lessen their load?
Good. Village boy.
Good question.
Sit down.
Sir!
Myself Aakash.
From Raipur, sir.
New admission.
May I come in?
Want to come in, come in.
Don't want to come in, don't come in.
Hey! Why are you bringing
all the luggage to the class?
Are you shifting to
the classroom or what?
Sorry sir.
Hostel is locked.
Hey! This is South India.
There's no robbery
or there is no dacoits
or there are no thieves
roaming around here okay?
Keep the luggage outside and come.
- Sorry sir.
- ♫ The harder you hit ♫
♫ the bottom of the pit ♫
♫ The higher you'll bounce, my son ♫
♫ They come in millions ♫
♫ to learn to make billions, ♫
♫ are you the chosen one? ♫
♫ It's a beautiful day ♫
♫ for you to lay ♫
♫ in a coffin and say, "I am done!" ♫
♫ And if you gloat ♫
♫ at the number of mourners ♫
♫ remember, they're here for the sun ♫
What is he teaching?
Hey, what is he teaching?
♫ Such is the dread ♫
♫ of seeking some rest ♫
♫ I open my eyes ♫
♫ and I fail a test ♫
♫ Isn't there a chance ♫
♫ of a sympathetic glance ♫
- Kauwa!
- ♫ Us clogs won't mind ♫
- How are you brother?
- ♫ a medal on the chest ♫
- No man.
- Sir, sir. This boy is using phone sir.
One minute.
What's your problem?
Hello?
Hello!
Hello!
Do you know what you've landed into?
These South Indians will screw you up.
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
Hi Aakash.
- Hi.
- I'm Krishna.
- First day, right?
- Yes.
Okay. Come I'll show you the hostel.
Hey! Where are you going!
Give me my towel back!
Where are you going!
See Aakash, don't mind
what Chandrakant says, okay?
He is a genius student
but he doesn't know anything
about the world.
He doesn't even know
who is Chiranjeevi.
Really?
He doesn't know who Chiranjeevi is!
He is so famous!
He bowls so well.
His batting is also pretty good.
Tomorrow extra classes after dinner.
Your hostel is amazing.
- All boys compulsory attendance!
- Yeah!
- Otherwise rusticate.
- Are you and Chandrakant good friends?
Yeah, actually we did a prep course.
Prep course?
You don't know what a prep course is?
Okay it is like coaching only,
but it's for 8th, 9th and 10th.
That's it.
How far is the room?
Almost there.
Okay Aakash, this one is D-4,
I am in A-2. Okay?
Yeah take.
Buddy see you around,
and yeah, welcome!
Thank you.
Bye.
Hello! Myself Aakash, from Raipur.
Hi!
Myself Dilip from Bokaro.
And this is, Bakri.
Whose underwear is this?
Uh, it is Chudail's.
Where is Chudail?
He is a Chudail,
so you'll see him only at night.
Who the fuck are you?
Where did you come from?
Myself Aakash, from Raipur.
How dare you touch my underwear?
The underwear was on my bed.
Your bed?
Your bed?
What a selfish guy!
Look, there are some
rules in this room. If you...
Okay, just tell me what they are!
I will follow them all.
There is only one rule,
loyalty.
We are all loyal dogs, fucker.
Bow! Bow! Bow!
We can sacrifice our lives
for each other. Will you?
I will.
- You'll sacrifice your life?
- I will.
- You'll do as I say?
- Yes.
Go stand in the corridor
and scream, "Bala is a motherfucker."
Eleven times. Go.
Okay!
Who is this Bala?
You'll know when you shout.
Go on now, fucker. Don't irritate.
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
- Bala is a motherfucker!
- Hey!
Bala the asshole!
Hey, who is it?
Bala is a motherfucker!
I love you Bala.
Finished!
Where are we going?
What if they catch us?
Even his father won't
be able to catch us here.
Come.
Welcome to Chudail's Infinity.
What a place, Chudail!
This is my humble abode.
Come here whenever you want,
just don't bring anyone else with you.
So I can come tomorrow too?
Not at all.
Only I can come here.
And of course Bakri.
He is my bro.
But why can't I come here?
Because...
You didn't say it eleven times.
Sorry.
Aakash!
Yes.
Have you ever
had sex?
No.
You've had sex?
I love sex.
Me too.
Love pussy.
Who is it?
Finished!
Hey!
You asshole!
Don't hit me! Don't hit!
What are you doing, dude!
Why are you hitting me?
Dude! You're brilliant.
You've never done it?
Say it once more please.
Who is it?
Finished!
What are your names?
Abhishek Tiwari!
Gaurav Sharma!
Fucker! You're asking now?
Is he the same guy?
Chandu?
Hey, what are you doing?
Wake up, asshole!
Congratulations on your
first day in hell, brother.
Why are you rushing, how
much will you study in five minutes?
It's okay to be five minutes late.
It's the first day, man!
All boys, come to mess hall. Right now.
When will the kids study?
Have we paid for this
or is this some kind of a joke?
Let's go.
In two months now,
an old dream of ours
will become reality.
Genius Infinity will become
Genius CBSE Junior College.
This means your board certificates
will come from our college,
and not from Modern Senior School.
What's he talking about?
Nothing, he's a bloody motherfucker.
He used to suck the blood out of 300
students earlier,
now it will be 3000.
World class facilities!
That's what he wants from us.
You've been here only a week.
How do you know all of this?
You study books. I study people.
Who is Chudail?
Come out.
And why is your name Chudail?
Because you go around
frightening students at night
dressed as a witch.
I get it!
If your father has lots of money,
ask him to distribute
it amongst the students here.
No point wasting it on you.
Who else was with you?
No one, sir.
Sir sir sir!
His name is Aakash Gupta sir.
Aakash Gupta!
Aakash Gupta!
Yes sir.
- I didn't do anything sir.
- Silence!
Enough of this nonsense.
Everyone turn your heads
to look at that boy.
You can decide either
to become like him,
or... look here.
You can study and go to IIT.
The choice is yours.
You two!
Consider this your last warning.
This time you get punished,
next time you'll go home.
Understood?
- Sorry sir.
- Sorry sir.
Hey Chudail, look here!
Hey Chudail, look here!
Hey Chudail, look up here!
We're killing it today!
Moorthy wants us to be like robots.
But we are not robots.
We are artists.
These walls cannot contain me.
I'll pee on it.
Please shut up Chudail.
Listen, if you worry so much
you will die.
Dude, aren't you worried about IIT?
Look, you scored 55%.
If you worry this much about IIT...
Confirmed.
This is the highest you
will ever reach in your life.
Hello.
Aakash! Where are you?
And where is your phone?
I've been trying since morning.
Ma, they don't allow phones here.
They took mine.
Now I'll call from this number.
That's fine, at least this way
you will concentrate on your studies.
How is the food there?
Nothing is good, ma.
Everyone is way ahead of me here.
They all started their
IIT training three years ago.
I don't think I can
get admission to IIT.
Shush! Don't say that.
The year has just begun.
Just study hard now
and you will get admission.
Okay?
Ma, did I make it
to the third list in commerce?
Uh, wait.
Listen, he is asking if
he has got admission in commerce.
What do I say?
I will tell him myself
when he gets into IIT
What do I tell him now?
Give it to me!
Are you thinking of coming back?
I knew it.
You must have done
some mischief there by now.
No papa, I haven't done anything.
Look son,
remember one thing.
You don't get the important things
in life easily.
You will have to work hard.
And now you've grown up.
All our hopes and dreams
are on you.
- Do you understand?
- Yes papa!
I know whatever you decide
will be in our best interest.
And I completely trust you
with that decision.
I've kept the money gifted
by your uncles and aunts
in your bag.
Use it wisely.
Along with this new journey,
take up this responsibility as well.
Aakash, come!
Aakash, come!
No.
When you return
after passing IIT
it won't be just us
but all of Raipur
will welcome you grandly.
That's why bear with it now.
Study with all your heart.
Everything will be alright.
Understood?
I'm Aakash Gupta from Raipur.
And you're watching, Aakash's voices.
Where I, Aakash will mimic voices.
Aakash, come quickly.
I have to rush to the market.
Rishte mein toh hum
tumhare baap lagte hain,
naam hai
Shehenshah!
Got it?
Huh!
Got it?
Now?
Now?
Correct!
Amitabh Bachchan!
Sorry Amit sir.
I love you.
Hey Senorita,
bade bade shehron mein
aisi chhoti chhoti
baatein hoti rehti hain.
You're gonna become a star, dude!
- Will you subscribe?
- Of course, now!
Will you make these videos everyday?
Yeah, what else is there to do?
You guys have gotten into college.
Why are you worrying?
Your name will definitely
be on the third list.
Sometimes it gets delayed,
this is India you have to understand.
Is your papa over the whole IIT craze?
I think so.
How did you do it?
Just got rejected from everywhere,
what else?
Respect!
It's papa's call.
- I'll head home now.
- Okay.
Bye.
- See you guys tomorrow.
- Yeah!
- Bye!
- And don't forget to subscribe.
- Yeah, of course!
- Okay bye!
Bye!
You'll subscribe?
I will, of course!
Sorry papa.
You want to keep standing there?
Come inside.
People are waiting for you.
Sit down. Where were you?
Ma, what's happening?
Why are we doing a pooja?
What is happening ma?
You've got admission
in an IIT coaching institute.
Pray now.
My college?
Huh?
I mean, there are so many
colleges here in Raipur.
So?
So let's get admission here papa.
You applied right?
What happened?
Did you make it to any of the lists?
Not yet.
What about your friend, Hansal?
He got through.
Kauwa?
Him too.
Will you make it too?
Yes papa, if we wait
for a couple more days.
Look son,
you have no future here in Raipur.
Where you are going now,
that's where your future is.
And ours too.
Understood?
Yes papa.
Now, quickly get ready
or else we'll miss the bus.
Okay.
♫ Carry must I ♫
♫ the weight of dreams
my daddy failed to fulfil ♫
♫ Become must he - a wilful prey ♫
♫ even if he's born to kill ♫
♫ Dance on, my little ballerina, ♫
♫ it's just a fractured heel ♫
- Excuse me. Where's this
class?♫ There will be light ♫
♫ behind layers of darkness, ♫
♫ provided you know how to peel ♫
♫ Ordered biryani, ♫
♫ got boiled veggies ♫
- Sir, sir.
- ♫ Fridays turned to Mondays ♫
- Sir, sir.
- ♫ enduring tragedies ♫
Where's this class?
Sorry sir.
Sir, sir, sir!
There are two types
of frames of references,
inertial frame of reference
and non-inertial frame of reference.
In inertial frames of references,
the object is at rest or it is at
motion in constant velocity.
In non-inertial frames of references,
the object is in acceleration.
So in order to apply
Newton's law of motion,
we need to apply pseudo force
in non-inertial frames of references.
Very good Chandrakant.
Well done.
In fact, take this chalk
and explain to the whole class.
- Yes sir!
- Sorry, sir!
One second Chandrakant. Yes?
What's your name?
Sir, hostel was locked that's why.
Myself, Aakash from Raipur.
I got admission just now only.
Oh! I wasn't told
about any new student.
Which section are you in?
- Section?
- Yeah.
One minute sir.
How much did you score in the 10th?
55%
Hey, silence!
You must be in section D.
Go out, take the right,
on your right you will find section D,
okay?
Thank you sir, thank you.
Sir sir,
I will go ahead and explain.
I'll explain. Give the chalk.
- Okay.
- Sit down, sit down.
There are two types of frames
of references,
inertial frame of reference...
Sir!
The pregnant women in our village,
find it difficult to draw water
from the wells.
Is there a way,
where we can use pulleys
to lessen their load?
Good. Village boy.
Good question.
Sit down.
Sir!
Myself Aakash.
From Raipur, sir.
New admission.
May I come in?
Want to come in, come in.
Don't want to come in, don't come in.
Hey! Why are you bringing
all the luggage to the class?
Are you shifting to
the classroom or what?
Sorry sir.
Hostel is locked.
Hey! This is South India.
There's no robbery
or there is no dacoits
or there are no thieves
roaming around here okay?
Keep the luggage outside and come.
- Sorry sir.
- ♫ The harder you hit ♫
♫ the bottom of the pit ♫
♫ The higher you'll bounce, my son ♫
♫ They come in millions ♫
♫ to learn to make billions, ♫
♫ are you the chosen one? ♫
♫ It's a beautiful day ♫
♫ for you to lay ♫
♫ in a coffin and say, "I am done!" ♫
♫ And if you gloat ♫
♫ at the number of mourners ♫
♫ remember, they're here for the sun ♫
What is he teaching?
Hey, what is he teaching?
♫ Such is the dread ♫
♫ of seeking some rest ♫
♫ I open my eyes ♫
♫ and I fail a test ♫
♫ Isn't there a chance ♫
♫ of a sympathetic glance ♫
- Kauwa!
- ♫ Us clogs won't mind ♫
- How are you brother?
- ♫ a medal on the chest ♫
- No man.
- Sir, sir. This boy is using phone sir.
One minute.
What's your problem?
Hello?
Hello!
Hello!
Do you know what you've landed into?
These South Indians will screw you up.
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
Hi Aakash.
- Hi.
- I'm Krishna.
- First day, right?
- Yes.
Okay. Come I'll show you the hostel.
Hey! Where are you going!
Give me my towel back!
Where are you going!
See Aakash, don't mind
what Chandrakant says, okay?
He is a genius student
but he doesn't know anything
about the world.
He doesn't even know
who is Chiranjeevi.
Really?
He doesn't know who Chiranjeevi is!
He is so famous!
He bowls so well.
His batting is also pretty good.
Tomorrow extra classes after dinner.
Your hostel is amazing.
- All boys compulsory attendance!
- Yeah!
- Otherwise rusticate.
- Are you and Chandrakant good friends?
Yeah, actually we did a prep course.
Prep course?
You don't know what a prep course is?
Okay it is like coaching only,
but it's for 8th, 9th and 10th.
That's it.
How far is the room?
Almost there.
Okay Aakash, this one is D-4,
I am in A-2. Okay?
Yeah take.
Buddy see you around,
and yeah, welcome!
Thank you.
Bye.
Hello! Myself Aakash, from Raipur.
Hi!
Myself Dilip from Bokaro.
And this is, Bakri.
Whose underwear is this?
Uh, it is Chudail's.
Where is Chudail?
He is a Chudail,
so you'll see him only at night.
Who the fuck are you?
Where did you come from?
Myself Aakash, from Raipur.
How dare you touch my underwear?
The underwear was on my bed.
Your bed?
Your bed?
What a selfish guy!
Look, there are some
rules in this room. If you...
Okay, just tell me what they are!
I will follow them all.
There is only one rule,
loyalty.
We are all loyal dogs, fucker.
Bow! Bow! Bow!
We can sacrifice our lives
for each other. Will you?
I will.
- You'll sacrifice your life?
- I will.
- You'll do as I say?
- Yes.
Go stand in the corridor
and scream, "Bala is a motherfucker."
Eleven times. Go.
Okay!
Who is this Bala?
You'll know when you shout.
Go on now, fucker. Don't irritate.
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
♫ Screwed! ♫
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
Bala is a motherfucker!
- Bala is a motherfucker!
- Hey!
Bala the asshole!
Hey, who is it?
Bala is a motherfucker!
I love you Bala.
Finished!
Where are we going?
What if they catch us?
Even his father won't
be able to catch us here.
Come.
Welcome to Chudail's Infinity.
What a place, Chudail!
This is my humble abode.
Come here whenever you want,
just don't bring anyone else with you.
So I can come tomorrow too?
Not at all.
Only I can come here.
And of course Bakri.
He is my bro.
But why can't I come here?
Because...
You didn't say it eleven times.
Sorry.
Aakash!
Yes.
Have you ever
had sex?
No.
You've had sex?
I love sex.
Me too.
Love pussy.
Who is it?
Finished!
Hey!
You asshole!
Don't hit me! Don't hit!
What are you doing, dude!
Why are you hitting me?
Dude! You're brilliant.
You've never done it?
Say it once more please.
Who is it?
Finished!
What are your names?
Abhishek Tiwari!
Gaurav Sharma!
Fucker! You're asking now?
Is he the same guy?
Chandu?
Hey, what are you doing?
Wake up, asshole!
Congratulations on your
first day in hell, brother.
Why are you rushing, how
much will you study in five minutes?
It's okay to be five minutes late.
It's the first day, man!
All boys, come to mess hall. Right now.
When will the kids study?
Have we paid for this
or is this some kind of a joke?
Let's go.
In two months now,
an old dream of ours
will become reality.
Genius Infinity will become
Genius CBSE Junior College.
This means your board certificates
will come from our college,
and not from Modern Senior School.
What's he talking about?
Nothing, he's a bloody motherfucker.
He used to suck the blood out of 300
students earlier,
now it will be 3000.
World class facilities!
That's what he wants from us.
You've been here only a week.
How do you know all of this?
You study books. I study people.
Who is Chudail?
Come out.
And why is your name Chudail?
Because you go around
frightening students at night
dressed as a witch.
I get it!
If your father has lots of money,
ask him to distribute
it amongst the students here.
No point wasting it on you.
Who else was with you?
No one, sir.
Sir sir sir!
His name is Aakash Gupta sir.
Aakash Gupta!
Aakash Gupta!
Yes sir.
- I didn't do anything sir.
- Silence!
Enough of this nonsense.
Everyone turn your heads
to look at that boy.
You can decide either
to become like him,
or... look here.
You can study and go to IIT.
The choice is yours.
You two!
Consider this your last warning.
This time you get punished,
next time you'll go home.
Understood?
- Sorry sir.
- Sorry sir.
Hey Chudail, look here!
Hey Chudail, look here!
Hey Chudail, look up here!
We're killing it today!
Moorthy wants us to be like robots.
But we are not robots.
We are artists.
These walls cannot contain me.
I'll pee on it.
Please shut up Chudail.
Listen, if you worry so much
you will die.
Dude, aren't you worried about IIT?
Look, you scored 55%.
If you worry this much about IIT...
Confirmed.
This is the highest you
will ever reach in your life.
Hello.
Aakash! Where are you?
And where is your phone?
I've been trying since morning.
Ma, they don't allow phones here.
They took mine.
Now I'll call from this number.
That's fine, at least this way
you will concentrate on your studies.
How is the food there?
Nothing is good, ma.
Everyone is way ahead of me here.
They all started their
IIT training three years ago.
I don't think I can
get admission to IIT.
Shush! Don't say that.
The year has just begun.
Just study hard now
and you will get admission.
Okay?
Ma, did I make it
to the third list in commerce?
Uh, wait.
Listen, he is asking if
he has got admission in commerce.
What do I say?
I will tell him myself
when he gets into IIT
What do I tell him now?
Give it to me!
Are you thinking of coming back?
I knew it.
You must have done
some mischief there by now.
No papa, I haven't done anything.
Look son,
remember one thing.
You don't get the important things
in life easily.
You will have to work hard.
And now you've grown up.
All our hopes and dreams
are on you.
- Do you understand?
- Yes papa!
I know whatever you decide
will be in our best interest.
And I completely trust you
with that decision.
I've kept the money gifted
by your uncles and aunts
in your bag.
Use it wisely.
Along with this new journey,
take up this responsibility as well.
Aakash, come!
Aakash, come!
No.
When you return
after passing IIT
it won't be just us
but all of Raipur
will welcome you grandly.
That's why bear with it now.
Study with all your heart.
Everything will be alright.
Understood?