LOL - Last One Laughing Spain (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Episode #2.6 - full transcript
LOL
LAST ONE LAUGHING
-Wait, I wanted to try to...
-It's a terrible time...
No!
No!
No!
Oh, my God!
No, that's fake.
It's still me, though.
You ruined a sex dream.
-Red, sensational!
-Laughter!
Who?
-Who laughed? Did I?
-I don't know.
I'm afraid I smirked.
I'm going.
-Go, Fede.
-Go.
And that leaves four of them now.
No, here comes Fedez.
I'm telling you, we're getting
into the hardest part of the game.
Yes.
Let's watch the replay.
It's still me, though.
You ruined a sex dream.
Gianmarco, unfortunately
you are eliminated from LOL.
-Got that?
-Bravo, Gianmarco.
Thanks.
See you in the Control Room.
Good luck everyone.
Well, friends, I'm off.
Lots of love.
Bravo, be strong.
I had seen this bit
of a guy cutting his hair
live on German LOL. So, I said,
"A comic would sell his own mother
for a laugh,"
and he did it.
I am a punk!
For comedy.
Aside from his hair,
Gianmarco lost his place in LOL.
Now only four remain in the game.
-Olé!
-Gosh!
The best elimination of LOL.
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
Darling, look how cool.
No, you can't look at him.
I won't ever look at him again, in fact.
-You need to talk to my lawyer.
-That's me.
Can I give you a kiss?
-They're kissing, guys.
-What a moment!
What a moment!
The way you wear your hair
Beautiful blonde
You wear it like a beautiful sailor
You wear it like the wave
Like the wave in the ocean
Do I look good?
LOL - Last One Laughing starts again.
Honey, love, you really look...
Sit down, dear.
Come on, sit down.
You need a little color, a little love.
A make-up artist.
-Are you doing his makeup? Sorry.
-I'm doing whatever the fuck I want.
I would enhance your gaze.
Because you have these beautiful
green eyes...
Make them look longer.
-I do whatever the fuck I want, love.
-Sorry.
-Mind your own business.
-So grumpy.
I see you are sad, honey.
You have a problem?
-It's Saturn.
-Saturn in Opposition, love?
Last year I had Saturn in opposition.
This year he returned and brought friends.
-Oh, honey. And what happened?
-Work is bad, health is bad.
My girlfriend left my health.
Oh, God, honey,
I'm so sorry, that's terrible.
-She's doing...
-The make-up artist confessional.
-Would you like something to drink?
-Shut up!
Watch it.
And I thought I was being kind...
Would you like something to drink?
Listen, make me a margarita,
while you're at it.
Shaken, not stirred.
-Here! Do you want it?
-Thanks.
And drink! Drink, you need to grow strong!
It's a psychiatric ward.
He has a bad temper.
Is it good? I made it.
He wants you to tell him it's good.
-Is it good?
-It is.
Calm down!
And shut up!
Damn you!
-What an inception of characters, right?
-Yes. It's true.
Love, always makeup.
Remember, the pencil inside
deepens the gaze,
but shrinks the eye.
-Oh, God. I'm scared.
-What is Maccio doing? The DJ!
Can I just say that we have
a friend on stage?
-I sensed it.
-Bravo.
-Ouch.
-From the director of The Killer.
From the assistant director of The Killer.
From the chief electrician of Tension.
Get ready for the return of...
Babbi, the Little Bear.
A film you wouldn't expect from these guys
who only made horror movies.
Why did I even bother mentioning them?
My gosh!
What happens when you meet someone
with your same name?
"Welcome aboard, I'm Johnny."
"I'm Johnny, too."
And then you meet others.
"Meet the team. This is Johnny.
This is Johnny, and that
is our mascot, little Johnny."
And others.
"Thank you, Doctor... ?"
"Johnny."
This year, prepare for endless homonymy.
"I keep meeting people named Johnny!
I must have met at least
a hundred today alone!"
A Hundred of These Johnnies.
A movie by Johnny.
From the producers of Sh-Shre-Sce...
What was the one
about the ogre dog? Whatever.
From the authors of Dibe...
It has a short title.
From the authors of a previous movie,
Aldo Basso,
Rupert Amendola,
and that other really good guy
whose name I can't remember...
What's his name?
Whatever, I don't remember shit.
The Forgetful Announcer.
A movie...
by...
Whatever...
October 28 in theaters.
No, maybe... November...
-No, guys...
-Nice!
Let's close with this little...
Yes, let's close, please.
A happy family.
"Honey, I'm home!"
A life like any other.
"Don't make plans for tonight,
we're going to the Jeffersons!"
"I'll have to dress up!"
But things were about to change forever.
"How was school, champ?"
"Good, I got A in geography
and I turned the math test in first."
"Honey, something's wrong with Kevin."
"Dad, what are you talking about?
I'm fine!"
Nothing would ever be the same.
"Doctor, please tell us what's going on
with our son's voice!"
"Mrs. Thompson, unfortunately your son...
is not dubbed."
Awesome!
The Lazy Dubber.
Second debut feature by John Rude.
"But, Meredith, if he's not dubbed,
he should speak English!"
"I speak like this,
what the fuck do you want?"
No!
Thank you.
Maccio forever!
At first I said,
"He won't be able to do the trailers."
He did it.
Goodbye.
Lillo button?
Lillo button.
-Lillo.
-Yes.
We have to resolve the situation.
-We need a real master, Lillo.
-It's tough, but I'll try.
-Go, Lillo.
-Go.
Guys, I warn you that there is
one hour left until the end of LOL.
Damn...
Play something.
Something that reminds me of my land.
My land is Naples. I am Neapolitan.
We can hear it!
I was born in Naples.
-My great former love.
-I really miss the river in Naples.
I bet you do.
And the cup of coffee with polenta on top.
-With polenta?
-No, sorry...
In the mountains in Naples when it snows.
A cup of coffee with polenta.
-Polenta in coffee is to die for.
-Drinking that'll kill you!
Neapolitans know
it's not coffee without polenta.
The really good one.
The profiterole of Naples, right?
The Sachertorte.
It's the most Neapolitan dessert.
Sacher from Naples...
We call it "Sachèr" in Naples.
No, let's be serious.
They have babà in Naples.
We like the Alì Baba.
-There's...
-Rum.
-There's ham in it.
-Ham?
Tell me something that represents Naples.
What is it?
-The pandoro.
-The pandoro.
The pandoro.
With boiled eggs inside and raisins.
No, you're mixing...
Artichokes on top.
You're all confused.
It's not true, I was born in Naples.
I've always lived in Naples.
Without my city...
I miss the river, right away.
We make marron glacé.
-Where? In Naples?
-Yes, they are exquisite.
My gosh. I want to walk a little bit.
You have a vaguely northern accent.
But it's not true!
I think that Corrado
is going to laugh soon.
It's possible.
-We must pass the right.
-Not "the right," "the night."
You're not from Naples...
Why do you always treat
us Neapolitans like this?
With this nastiness.
I don't understand why
you're causing problems for me.
It's true...
Those trying to speak
our Neapolitan dialect are funny.
You may live there 20 years,
but if you're not born there like us...
Here we go again.
Second dance class, guys.
I know where you live.
"I know where you live."
Let's start with a step
called "AC/DC-Moonwalking."
So one dance with Lillo wasn't enough.
Two dances with Lillo.
Cruel.
-This is the step.
-Oh, great.
This. Watch.
Okay.
Michael J. Fox did this
in Back to the Future.
Same.
Maria, what is that?
-Sorry, Lillo.
-You look like Robocop.
I like Maria.
-Like this?
-Show me.
I do everything for you, I dance,
I drive your car.
You got it, more or less. He does it well.
-Maccio is very good.
-I'm a dancer.
I was very proud of Lillo saying,
"You're so good."
Maria, on the other hand, was hilarious.
I've never seen anyone so good
at not knowing how to dance.
-Did you take dance classes?
-I did with remote learning.
Then there's this one.
This is...
Awesome, Lillo! The moonwalk.
-Okay, Maccio...
-Maccio!
Maccio is really good.
Let's settle down.
Tomorrow at 10 am,
on time, please.
"I'll see you then."
Then there's Latino-breakdance.
Like we know how to do the previous one.
Latino.
Then breakdance.
Yeah, right.
How does he do it?
This is a tough one.
Lillo is a phenomenon.
Go.
-You move your legs randomly.
-No.
-You do this, look.
-It's not true.
-No, look.
-Go on.
She does have grace.
You are very funny.
I don't know how you do it.
Hey!
Laughter!
Yes!
Lillo, if you made me laugh...
-You were too funny dancing.
-I'm not funny, Lillo!
You're supposed be funny here!
They said I was supposed
to be the hot girl!
You were insidious!
"I'm Lillo! I'm a piece of shit!"
-Not true!
-Piece of shit.
-This year
-Yes?
we unleashed a deadly weapon,
which was the only way
to make you drop like flies.
I am not here to eliminate one person,
but two people.
Let's see the first elimination.
You are a bad person.
-You do this, look.
-It's not true.
-No, look.
-Go on.
No, I had something in my teeth.
It's a small smirk, but unfortunately
you are eliminated from LOL.
Thanks, Lillo.
You did a wonderful number, though.
-Bye, guys.
-Bye.
Bye, Virginia.
Bye!
Bye, Maria.
See you later!
I wanted to go out laughing like this...
But no!
Let's watch the replay
of the next elimination.
The elegance is there.
You are very funny.
I don't know how you do it.
There it is.
But it's the same face as when he came in.
Corrado, you are
officially eliminated from LOL.
Thanks.
See you in the Control Room.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Bye.
-Only a few minutes left.
-Oh, dear!
Hang in there!
Lillo made me break
on both the yellow card and the red card.
Thank you. As I told him,
I know where he lives, I know his habits.
No, anyway, it was a lot of fun.
Lillo's dance class
was fatal for Maria and Corrado.
The challenge now
is between Virginia and Maccio.
I can't go back to normal again.
You were supposed to be the first one out.
-You always laughed.
-Jealous?
-What's up?
-My gosh!
-He's alive!
-Good to see you again.
Lillo!
Thank you, Lillo.
-Damn... I feel like a jerk!
-Lillo...
Don't feel like shit, you are shit.
He keeps apologizing.
Corrado, I wasn't looking at you.
-Both cards.
-I know.
LOL - Last One Laughing starts again.
It reminds me of Angioni.
Give me all your money, or...
I'll...
I'll polish... your toilet!
Give it to me!
-I don't have anything, okay?
-Okay.
-So...
-Nothing.
I'll clean the toilet tomorrow.
Three to four.
That leaves me and Maccio.
And the neuropsychiatry begins.
Hi, I am Roberto.
-I am... ?
-Roberto.
I am Roberto!
I am Geppina.
-Hi, Geppina!
-Hi, Roberto!
It's very nice to meet you.
Yes.
Maccio has unplugged
his brain for a while.
-Yes.
-What are you doing here?
I'm playing a meaningless game.
Great!
I like it because...
What?
Imagine if LOL was all like this.
It's a show for crazy people.
It's not for people who...
Federico! Good evening
and welcome back. Federico!
-It's Ms. Berlinguer.
-Ms. Berlinguer.
Good evening and welcome back...
-Good evening and welcome back...
-Welcome back... to LOL.
-Good evening and welcome back.
-To LOL.
-To LOL.
-Welcome back.
There's suffering in the air.
We're on LOL,
the show that should announce the list.
The wait is really stressful.
The contestants don't know
what the fuck to do.
A contagious facial paresis.
A total one.
My gosh.
The level of jokes is perhaps too low.
This is the hypothesis to explain
the disappearance of laughter.
I love it.
The wrinkles of laughter are gone.
Immediately, searches were triggered
at the corners of the eyes,
the sides of the mouth, but nothing.
Someone screams, "Conspiracy."
Conspiracy!
Someone says, "No."
No!
Do you remember poor Michele Foresta?
Hi, I'm Samantha.
-It's about to end!
-Ten,
nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two,
-one...
-Happy New Year!
Let's turn up the heat!
Come on!
You're not normal!
Just like that...
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
Virginia, Maccio,
you're the heroes of this season.
Stand in the center of the stage
facing each other.
This is the final showdown.
You have a long tongue. Wide, especially.
This is the sandwich.
Look at the little ball.
You can do anything with your tongue.
Maccio does very simple things
with his tongue.
Things that anyone can do.
I know this one.
She's doing the drop.
Damn, the drop is cool.
It's a trickle.
I'm leaking everywhere.
Fair enough.
-Is it the beginning of a stroke?
-What was it?
Look, you are terrible.
-You're good.
-You're terrible.
You are better.
Look...
You're doing this in front of me, look.
You're terrible!
Are you Capatonda or Cueball?
Because I don't understand.
It's a wonderful thing.
-Really, it's terrible.
-My Lord...
-Two star-players.
-Oh, my God!
-Can I show you how I dance?
-Show me.
-Look.
-Go.
See? I have a sense of rhythm.
It's the rhythm that doesn't make sense
in you.
Someone will laugh, someone else will not.
It seems like just a game,
but a serious one.
The pencil.
It's the same.
-Fuck, she's great.
-Nice.
-Now sign.
-Okay.
There.
Can I tell you a bad joke?
-I mean, a joke.
-Go ahead.
Pierino says to his teacher,
"Teacher, what are you doing here?"
And the teacher, "Well!"
There's an old man crossing the street.
He says, "Stop all traffic!"
-And?
-And the cars stop.
-Finished?
-Yes.
Beautiful.
Get it? He says, "Stop," and they stop.
"Mom, how are babies born?"
-"Dunno."
-That's a good one.
"How should I know?"
I knew the one with the father.
"Daddy, how are babies born?"
"Ask your mother."
Then he goes to his grandma,
"Grandma, how are babies born?"
"How the hell should I know?"
But I heard that he went to grandpa first.
-Really?
-Yes.
And he's like,
"Grandpa, how are babies born?"
That's the baby? Sounds like grandpa.
So maybe I got confused.
The child says, "Grandpa!" Is that okay?
"How are the..." And the grandpa says,
"Ask your grandma!"
Then he goes to his grandma,
"Grandma, how are babies born?"
And the grandma, "You gotta fuck!"
Cold-blooded.
They're exhausted anyway.
They just don't feel like laughing.
We need to send some of you
to try to make them laugh.
Anyone want to take one for the team?
-So, guys...
-Are you going?
I can try.
-Go!
-Going.
-The fixer!
-Go, Forest!
-Nice!
-Nice one, huh?
But...
I love it to death.
So, most of you know me as a magician,
but I was actually born a musician.
The poet said, "There are no words
to express certain things,
that's why there is music." Okay?
Tonight, I will give you
a demonstration, okay?
Why does he hit everything?
Look how he pours the water.
No!
I'm tuning the instruments.
No, sorry...
It's a disaster.
Look at that.
He tuned the glasses.
Couldn't you do this earlier?
Don't be envious now!
Why is he hitting it?
No, come on.
-Even the nipple.
-Yes.
With a smaller mirror.
Poetry.
This isn't bad.
This is nice.
What a melody.
How does he play it?
This one is very hard.
Ting!
There, I died.
Inside.
-Very good, Forest.
-Awesome.
But they don't laugh at all.
Bravo, we'll let you know.
We'll let you know, thank you.
Corrado, do you have anything?
-Corrado, you can.
-I have...
If you want, I can do the poet.
-Go and destroy.
-Okay.
Go, Corrado.
-Come on!
-Go!
May Dante be with you!
-Is this considered a laugh?
-No.
Nothing, guys...
-Can I play a piece?
-No!
The human body hides
many other tools, though.
I've got a lot more tear-off pockets.
-Poetry from Nicosia.
-Poetry from Nicosia.
-Corrado has arrived.
-Go, Corrado.
-Eh!
-Ouch.
Robertetti, the poet, enters the room.
Is it Brunello?
Have a seat.
"Have a seat."
See, now he can laugh, so...
-He can laugh now.
-Sure.
A Robertetti for two was weird
because he looked kind of like a pastor.
I thought I could even marry them.
Good evening,
my name is Brunello Robertetti.
I am a man of modest mineral extraction.
I am 50 years old and 50 is
the new 30 plus the brand new 20.
At 50 you have to take stock of your life,
which is quite easy, 25 and 25.
But beauty doesn't fade with the years,
it changes genres.
Before I was beautiful as a man,
now I'm beautiful as a storage chest.
I don't think we're here by chance.
I believe that we all come to this earth
for a specific purpose.
Mine is to smoke and watch television.
Right.
It's true.
But here's some advice to all
the participants. How many are you?
-One. No, sorry, two. And I was wrong.
-Two.
Always think about your health.
I, on doctor's orders,
had to change my diet completely.
Now I run on kerosene.
Remember, better to feel sorry
for yourself than to piss yourself.
Never be racist to inferior races.
Never.
Man, remember, a woman is not an object
and can very well put herself
back into place.
Women, quit smoking. Believe me,
quitting smoking is not hard.
I have done it 76 times.
Now I'm going to do a magic trick
and I need a volunteer.
I'll come.
Take a card without showing it to me.
Okay, look, without showing it to me.
Okay.
Is it the ten of hearts?
No.
Exactly, because the ten of hearts
is here.
It's a great trick,
but actually the mechanism is not hard.
If you want, I'll explain later.
-Now...
-Another one.
Take another card
without showing it to me.
Take a good look at it.
Do you like it?
All right, you can keep it.
Awesome.
-Fuck off!
-Too good.
When will it ever happen
to me again to burst
into a laughter of love, appreciation,
amusement, and liberation?
No, come on!
-How nice!
-Come on!
I gave you back your life,
and that is no small thing.
Otherwise, you'd be here another 24 hours.
Here.
Being with Virginia and Corrado
and finishing LOL like that
was really nice.
Beautiful! Beautiful and very good!
Artists, it was a crazy edition
in which everyone gave their best.
It seemed impossible to proclaim a winner,
but in the end one of you gave in.
Let's see.
All right.
Take another card. Take a good look at it.
Do you like it?
Alright, keep it.
Beautiful.
Great!
Unbelievably, I lost and I'm glad
I lost in this way.
Maccio, you are
the official winner of LOL!
Thank you.
-It looks like you!
-We're the same!
It looks like you!
Ready?
These are 100,000 euros
to donate to charity.
And they are yours.
On my head!
I got it here!
Great, Maccio!
Well done!
Well done!
100,000 euros
that pass through me and go to the WWF,
which I chose.
It's an association that helps the planet,
and I have this prize here.
It is a beautiful prize
because it's cool.
No, what happened? No!
It sucks like this.
It's unwatchable.
Ready?
I won LOL. Yay!
Because I was inside Maccio Capatonda,
waiting to get out
when the prize would come.
And then that check came,
they gave it to me and said, "No,
you have to give it to someone else." Why?
To WWF.
I am the WWF here.
LAST ONE LAUGHING
-Wait, I wanted to try to...
-It's a terrible time...
No!
No!
No!
Oh, my God!
No, that's fake.
It's still me, though.
You ruined a sex dream.
-Red, sensational!
-Laughter!
Who?
-Who laughed? Did I?
-I don't know.
I'm afraid I smirked.
I'm going.
-Go, Fede.
-Go.
And that leaves four of them now.
No, here comes Fedez.
I'm telling you, we're getting
into the hardest part of the game.
Yes.
Let's watch the replay.
It's still me, though.
You ruined a sex dream.
Gianmarco, unfortunately
you are eliminated from LOL.
-Got that?
-Bravo, Gianmarco.
Thanks.
See you in the Control Room.
Good luck everyone.
Well, friends, I'm off.
Lots of love.
Bravo, be strong.
I had seen this bit
of a guy cutting his hair
live on German LOL. So, I said,
"A comic would sell his own mother
for a laugh,"
and he did it.
I am a punk!
For comedy.
Aside from his hair,
Gianmarco lost his place in LOL.
Now only four remain in the game.
-Olé!
-Gosh!
The best elimination of LOL.
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
Darling, look how cool.
No, you can't look at him.
I won't ever look at him again, in fact.
-You need to talk to my lawyer.
-That's me.
Can I give you a kiss?
-They're kissing, guys.
-What a moment!
What a moment!
The way you wear your hair
Beautiful blonde
You wear it like a beautiful sailor
You wear it like the wave
Like the wave in the ocean
Do I look good?
LOL - Last One Laughing starts again.
Honey, love, you really look...
Sit down, dear.
Come on, sit down.
You need a little color, a little love.
A make-up artist.
-Are you doing his makeup? Sorry.
-I'm doing whatever the fuck I want.
I would enhance your gaze.
Because you have these beautiful
green eyes...
Make them look longer.
-I do whatever the fuck I want, love.
-Sorry.
-Mind your own business.
-So grumpy.
I see you are sad, honey.
You have a problem?
-It's Saturn.
-Saturn in Opposition, love?
Last year I had Saturn in opposition.
This year he returned and brought friends.
-Oh, honey. And what happened?
-Work is bad, health is bad.
My girlfriend left my health.
Oh, God, honey,
I'm so sorry, that's terrible.
-She's doing...
-The make-up artist confessional.
-Would you like something to drink?
-Shut up!
Watch it.
And I thought I was being kind...
Would you like something to drink?
Listen, make me a margarita,
while you're at it.
Shaken, not stirred.
-Here! Do you want it?
-Thanks.
And drink! Drink, you need to grow strong!
It's a psychiatric ward.
He has a bad temper.
Is it good? I made it.
He wants you to tell him it's good.
-Is it good?
-It is.
Calm down!
And shut up!
Damn you!
-What an inception of characters, right?
-Yes. It's true.
Love, always makeup.
Remember, the pencil inside
deepens the gaze,
but shrinks the eye.
-Oh, God. I'm scared.
-What is Maccio doing? The DJ!
Can I just say that we have
a friend on stage?
-I sensed it.
-Bravo.
-Ouch.
-From the director of The Killer.
From the assistant director of The Killer.
From the chief electrician of Tension.
Get ready for the return of...
Babbi, the Little Bear.
A film you wouldn't expect from these guys
who only made horror movies.
Why did I even bother mentioning them?
My gosh!
What happens when you meet someone
with your same name?
"Welcome aboard, I'm Johnny."
"I'm Johnny, too."
And then you meet others.
"Meet the team. This is Johnny.
This is Johnny, and that
is our mascot, little Johnny."
And others.
"Thank you, Doctor... ?"
"Johnny."
This year, prepare for endless homonymy.
"I keep meeting people named Johnny!
I must have met at least
a hundred today alone!"
A Hundred of These Johnnies.
A movie by Johnny.
From the producers of Sh-Shre-Sce...
What was the one
about the ogre dog? Whatever.
From the authors of Dibe...
It has a short title.
From the authors of a previous movie,
Aldo Basso,
Rupert Amendola,
and that other really good guy
whose name I can't remember...
What's his name?
Whatever, I don't remember shit.
The Forgetful Announcer.
A movie...
by...
Whatever...
October 28 in theaters.
No, maybe... November...
-No, guys...
-Nice!
Let's close with this little...
Yes, let's close, please.
A happy family.
"Honey, I'm home!"
A life like any other.
"Don't make plans for tonight,
we're going to the Jeffersons!"
"I'll have to dress up!"
But things were about to change forever.
"How was school, champ?"
"Good, I got A in geography
and I turned the math test in first."
"Honey, something's wrong with Kevin."
"Dad, what are you talking about?
I'm fine!"
Nothing would ever be the same.
"Doctor, please tell us what's going on
with our son's voice!"
"Mrs. Thompson, unfortunately your son...
is not dubbed."
Awesome!
The Lazy Dubber.
Second debut feature by John Rude.
"But, Meredith, if he's not dubbed,
he should speak English!"
"I speak like this,
what the fuck do you want?"
No!
Thank you.
Maccio forever!
At first I said,
"He won't be able to do the trailers."
He did it.
Goodbye.
Lillo button?
Lillo button.
-Lillo.
-Yes.
We have to resolve the situation.
-We need a real master, Lillo.
-It's tough, but I'll try.
-Go, Lillo.
-Go.
Guys, I warn you that there is
one hour left until the end of LOL.
Damn...
Play something.
Something that reminds me of my land.
My land is Naples. I am Neapolitan.
We can hear it!
I was born in Naples.
-My great former love.
-I really miss the river in Naples.
I bet you do.
And the cup of coffee with polenta on top.
-With polenta?
-No, sorry...
In the mountains in Naples when it snows.
A cup of coffee with polenta.
-Polenta in coffee is to die for.
-Drinking that'll kill you!
Neapolitans know
it's not coffee without polenta.
The really good one.
The profiterole of Naples, right?
The Sachertorte.
It's the most Neapolitan dessert.
Sacher from Naples...
We call it "Sachèr" in Naples.
No, let's be serious.
They have babà in Naples.
We like the Alì Baba.
-There's...
-Rum.
-There's ham in it.
-Ham?
Tell me something that represents Naples.
What is it?
-The pandoro.
-The pandoro.
The pandoro.
With boiled eggs inside and raisins.
No, you're mixing...
Artichokes on top.
You're all confused.
It's not true, I was born in Naples.
I've always lived in Naples.
Without my city...
I miss the river, right away.
We make marron glacé.
-Where? In Naples?
-Yes, they are exquisite.
My gosh. I want to walk a little bit.
You have a vaguely northern accent.
But it's not true!
I think that Corrado
is going to laugh soon.
It's possible.
-We must pass the right.
-Not "the right," "the night."
You're not from Naples...
Why do you always treat
us Neapolitans like this?
With this nastiness.
I don't understand why
you're causing problems for me.
It's true...
Those trying to speak
our Neapolitan dialect are funny.
You may live there 20 years,
but if you're not born there like us...
Here we go again.
Second dance class, guys.
I know where you live.
"I know where you live."
Let's start with a step
called "AC/DC-Moonwalking."
So one dance with Lillo wasn't enough.
Two dances with Lillo.
Cruel.
-This is the step.
-Oh, great.
This. Watch.
Okay.
Michael J. Fox did this
in Back to the Future.
Same.
Maria, what is that?
-Sorry, Lillo.
-You look like Robocop.
I like Maria.
-Like this?
-Show me.
I do everything for you, I dance,
I drive your car.
You got it, more or less. He does it well.
-Maccio is very good.
-I'm a dancer.
I was very proud of Lillo saying,
"You're so good."
Maria, on the other hand, was hilarious.
I've never seen anyone so good
at not knowing how to dance.
-Did you take dance classes?
-I did with remote learning.
Then there's this one.
This is...
Awesome, Lillo! The moonwalk.
-Okay, Maccio...
-Maccio!
Maccio is really good.
Let's settle down.
Tomorrow at 10 am,
on time, please.
"I'll see you then."
Then there's Latino-breakdance.
Like we know how to do the previous one.
Latino.
Then breakdance.
Yeah, right.
How does he do it?
This is a tough one.
Lillo is a phenomenon.
Go.
-You move your legs randomly.
-No.
-You do this, look.
-It's not true.
-No, look.
-Go on.
She does have grace.
You are very funny.
I don't know how you do it.
Hey!
Laughter!
Yes!
Lillo, if you made me laugh...
-You were too funny dancing.
-I'm not funny, Lillo!
You're supposed be funny here!
They said I was supposed
to be the hot girl!
You were insidious!
"I'm Lillo! I'm a piece of shit!"
-Not true!
-Piece of shit.
-This year
-Yes?
we unleashed a deadly weapon,
which was the only way
to make you drop like flies.
I am not here to eliminate one person,
but two people.
Let's see the first elimination.
You are a bad person.
-You do this, look.
-It's not true.
-No, look.
-Go on.
No, I had something in my teeth.
It's a small smirk, but unfortunately
you are eliminated from LOL.
Thanks, Lillo.
You did a wonderful number, though.
-Bye, guys.
-Bye.
Bye, Virginia.
Bye!
Bye, Maria.
See you later!
I wanted to go out laughing like this...
But no!
Let's watch the replay
of the next elimination.
The elegance is there.
You are very funny.
I don't know how you do it.
There it is.
But it's the same face as when he came in.
Corrado, you are
officially eliminated from LOL.
Thanks.
See you in the Control Room.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Bye.
-Only a few minutes left.
-Oh, dear!
Hang in there!
Lillo made me break
on both the yellow card and the red card.
Thank you. As I told him,
I know where he lives, I know his habits.
No, anyway, it was a lot of fun.
Lillo's dance class
was fatal for Maria and Corrado.
The challenge now
is between Virginia and Maccio.
I can't go back to normal again.
You were supposed to be the first one out.
-You always laughed.
-Jealous?
-What's up?
-My gosh!
-He's alive!
-Good to see you again.
Lillo!
Thank you, Lillo.
-Damn... I feel like a jerk!
-Lillo...
Don't feel like shit, you are shit.
He keeps apologizing.
Corrado, I wasn't looking at you.
-Both cards.
-I know.
LOL - Last One Laughing starts again.
It reminds me of Angioni.
Give me all your money, or...
I'll...
I'll polish... your toilet!
Give it to me!
-I don't have anything, okay?
-Okay.
-So...
-Nothing.
I'll clean the toilet tomorrow.
Three to four.
That leaves me and Maccio.
And the neuropsychiatry begins.
Hi, I am Roberto.
-I am... ?
-Roberto.
I am Roberto!
I am Geppina.
-Hi, Geppina!
-Hi, Roberto!
It's very nice to meet you.
Yes.
Maccio has unplugged
his brain for a while.
-Yes.
-What are you doing here?
I'm playing a meaningless game.
Great!
I like it because...
What?
Imagine if LOL was all like this.
It's a show for crazy people.
It's not for people who...
Federico! Good evening
and welcome back. Federico!
-It's Ms. Berlinguer.
-Ms. Berlinguer.
Good evening and welcome back...
-Good evening and welcome back...
-Welcome back... to LOL.
-Good evening and welcome back.
-To LOL.
-To LOL.
-Welcome back.
There's suffering in the air.
We're on LOL,
the show that should announce the list.
The wait is really stressful.
The contestants don't know
what the fuck to do.
A contagious facial paresis.
A total one.
My gosh.
The level of jokes is perhaps too low.
This is the hypothesis to explain
the disappearance of laughter.
I love it.
The wrinkles of laughter are gone.
Immediately, searches were triggered
at the corners of the eyes,
the sides of the mouth, but nothing.
Someone screams, "Conspiracy."
Conspiracy!
Someone says, "No."
No!
Do you remember poor Michele Foresta?
Hi, I'm Samantha.
-It's about to end!
-Ten,
nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two,
-one...
-Happy New Year!
Let's turn up the heat!
Come on!
You're not normal!
Just like that...
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
Virginia, Maccio,
you're the heroes of this season.
Stand in the center of the stage
facing each other.
This is the final showdown.
You have a long tongue. Wide, especially.
This is the sandwich.
Look at the little ball.
You can do anything with your tongue.
Maccio does very simple things
with his tongue.
Things that anyone can do.
I know this one.
She's doing the drop.
Damn, the drop is cool.
It's a trickle.
I'm leaking everywhere.
Fair enough.
-Is it the beginning of a stroke?
-What was it?
Look, you are terrible.
-You're good.
-You're terrible.
You are better.
Look...
You're doing this in front of me, look.
You're terrible!
Are you Capatonda or Cueball?
Because I don't understand.
It's a wonderful thing.
-Really, it's terrible.
-My Lord...
-Two star-players.
-Oh, my God!
-Can I show you how I dance?
-Show me.
-Look.
-Go.
See? I have a sense of rhythm.
It's the rhythm that doesn't make sense
in you.
Someone will laugh, someone else will not.
It seems like just a game,
but a serious one.
The pencil.
It's the same.
-Fuck, she's great.
-Nice.
-Now sign.
-Okay.
There.
Can I tell you a bad joke?
-I mean, a joke.
-Go ahead.
Pierino says to his teacher,
"Teacher, what are you doing here?"
And the teacher, "Well!"
There's an old man crossing the street.
He says, "Stop all traffic!"
-And?
-And the cars stop.
-Finished?
-Yes.
Beautiful.
Get it? He says, "Stop," and they stop.
"Mom, how are babies born?"
-"Dunno."
-That's a good one.
"How should I know?"
I knew the one with the father.
"Daddy, how are babies born?"
"Ask your mother."
Then he goes to his grandma,
"Grandma, how are babies born?"
"How the hell should I know?"
But I heard that he went to grandpa first.
-Really?
-Yes.
And he's like,
"Grandpa, how are babies born?"
That's the baby? Sounds like grandpa.
So maybe I got confused.
The child says, "Grandpa!" Is that okay?
"How are the..." And the grandpa says,
"Ask your grandma!"
Then he goes to his grandma,
"Grandma, how are babies born?"
And the grandma, "You gotta fuck!"
Cold-blooded.
They're exhausted anyway.
They just don't feel like laughing.
We need to send some of you
to try to make them laugh.
Anyone want to take one for the team?
-So, guys...
-Are you going?
I can try.
-Go!
-Going.
-The fixer!
-Go, Forest!
-Nice!
-Nice one, huh?
But...
I love it to death.
So, most of you know me as a magician,
but I was actually born a musician.
The poet said, "There are no words
to express certain things,
that's why there is music." Okay?
Tonight, I will give you
a demonstration, okay?
Why does he hit everything?
Look how he pours the water.
No!
I'm tuning the instruments.
No, sorry...
It's a disaster.
Look at that.
He tuned the glasses.
Couldn't you do this earlier?
Don't be envious now!
Why is he hitting it?
No, come on.
-Even the nipple.
-Yes.
With a smaller mirror.
Poetry.
This isn't bad.
This is nice.
What a melody.
How does he play it?
This one is very hard.
Ting!
There, I died.
Inside.
-Very good, Forest.
-Awesome.
But they don't laugh at all.
Bravo, we'll let you know.
We'll let you know, thank you.
Corrado, do you have anything?
-Corrado, you can.
-I have...
If you want, I can do the poet.
-Go and destroy.
-Okay.
Go, Corrado.
-Come on!
-Go!
May Dante be with you!
-Is this considered a laugh?
-No.
Nothing, guys...
-Can I play a piece?
-No!
The human body hides
many other tools, though.
I've got a lot more tear-off pockets.
-Poetry from Nicosia.
-Poetry from Nicosia.
-Corrado has arrived.
-Go, Corrado.
-Eh!
-Ouch.
Robertetti, the poet, enters the room.
Is it Brunello?
Have a seat.
"Have a seat."
See, now he can laugh, so...
-He can laugh now.
-Sure.
A Robertetti for two was weird
because he looked kind of like a pastor.
I thought I could even marry them.
Good evening,
my name is Brunello Robertetti.
I am a man of modest mineral extraction.
I am 50 years old and 50 is
the new 30 plus the brand new 20.
At 50 you have to take stock of your life,
which is quite easy, 25 and 25.
But beauty doesn't fade with the years,
it changes genres.
Before I was beautiful as a man,
now I'm beautiful as a storage chest.
I don't think we're here by chance.
I believe that we all come to this earth
for a specific purpose.
Mine is to smoke and watch television.
Right.
It's true.
But here's some advice to all
the participants. How many are you?
-One. No, sorry, two. And I was wrong.
-Two.
Always think about your health.
I, on doctor's orders,
had to change my diet completely.
Now I run on kerosene.
Remember, better to feel sorry
for yourself than to piss yourself.
Never be racist to inferior races.
Never.
Man, remember, a woman is not an object
and can very well put herself
back into place.
Women, quit smoking. Believe me,
quitting smoking is not hard.
I have done it 76 times.
Now I'm going to do a magic trick
and I need a volunteer.
I'll come.
Take a card without showing it to me.
Okay, look, without showing it to me.
Okay.
Is it the ten of hearts?
No.
Exactly, because the ten of hearts
is here.
It's a great trick,
but actually the mechanism is not hard.
If you want, I'll explain later.
-Now...
-Another one.
Take another card
without showing it to me.
Take a good look at it.
Do you like it?
All right, you can keep it.
Awesome.
-Fuck off!
-Too good.
When will it ever happen
to me again to burst
into a laughter of love, appreciation,
amusement, and liberation?
No, come on!
-How nice!
-Come on!
I gave you back your life,
and that is no small thing.
Otherwise, you'd be here another 24 hours.
Here.
Being with Virginia and Corrado
and finishing LOL like that
was really nice.
Beautiful! Beautiful and very good!
Artists, it was a crazy edition
in which everyone gave their best.
It seemed impossible to proclaim a winner,
but in the end one of you gave in.
Let's see.
All right.
Take another card. Take a good look at it.
Do you like it?
Alright, keep it.
Beautiful.
Great!
Unbelievably, I lost and I'm glad
I lost in this way.
Maccio, you are
the official winner of LOL!
Thank you.
-It looks like you!
-We're the same!
It looks like you!
Ready?
These are 100,000 euros
to donate to charity.
And they are yours.
On my head!
I got it here!
Great, Maccio!
Well done!
Well done!
100,000 euros
that pass through me and go to the WWF,
which I chose.
It's an association that helps the planet,
and I have this prize here.
It is a beautiful prize
because it's cool.
No, what happened? No!
It sucks like this.
It's unwatchable.
Ready?
I won LOL. Yay!
Because I was inside Maccio Capatonda,
waiting to get out
when the prize would come.
And then that check came,
they gave it to me and said, "No,
you have to give it to someone else." Why?
To WWF.
I am the WWF here.