Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript
Skadoosh!
Once again, hear tell of Po,
the Dragon Master!
Revered in all of China
for his bodacious skills.
So self-confident
he uses words like "bodacious"
long after they've gone out of fashion.
He has defeated the most dangerous
and cunning enemies of China.
He has risen to great levels
of achievement and fame.
He even has his own Happy Lunch toy,
and is loved by the Emperor himself.
And on top of all that,
he has won Employee of the Month
at his dad's noodle shop
seven years in a row.
- Oh, no. Except that one time...
- But it wasn't his fault.
And now, with the land at peace,
and inactivity making him
slightly flabby and easily winded,
he has accepted
the challenge of a lifelong dream.
A food tour of China!
Oh, you deserve it, Po.
Now, go out there, enjoy your fans,
and realize that the best food in China...
is made by me.
Where are you going first?
Pei-Pei's House of Fat Gobs
in Wankun village,
home of the WuGao Gauntlet.
That thing's insanely powerful.
I can't wait to check it out.
- Ah!
- Yay!
- Dragon Master!
- Hey.
Hey!
Mm!
Hey, it's the Dragon Master.
Look, it's Po.
Oh, hey!
Wow.
Hey.
Will you sign my parchment?
Bye. See you later.
Ah, I can smell those fat gobs already.
The wait's almost over, buddy.
Oh, man.
The WuGao Gauntlet!
So cool.
Oh! But first,
Pei-Pei's House of Fat Gobs.
- There he is.
- The Dragon Master.
Oh! Dragon Master!
Uh, hey guys, yes.
It's me. Love you, too. Gotta keep moving.
Mr. Dragon Master,
can I have an autograph?
Kiss the baby!
K-Kiss the baby.
No kissing. Nice to see you.
- I named my child after you.
- I wish I could stay.
- Let me get closer.
- I gotta keep it moving.
Can you sign my nunchucks?
Hey, hey, hey, okay. Watch the fur!
- Me, me, me!
- Y'all have no boundaries.
Okay.
Little space here. Guys.
- Okay, no touchy.
- I love you, bye. Whoa!
Oh no, let me in!
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Please.
- But the crowd!
- I know.
- I fear for the safety of my restaurant.
Please? So hungry.
Do you have a private dining room?
Okay, okay.
- Me too!
- Sign this for me!
- You can eat in here.
- No, I don't think I wanna... Whoa!
Wait, in the closet? Really?
Hm. I'll fetch you a fat gob.
I'm all alone in here.
Alright, I know, I know. I'm hungry too.
Oh hello, Radish.
Hm?
Huh?
Stop them.
- Stop them! Somebody stop them.
- Not the gauntlet!
And even though
everyone's always asking,
"Where's the Dragon Master?"
no one asks, "How's the Dragon Master?"
Huh. I never thought of it that way.
That's what I like about you, Radish.
You just get me.
- They're heading for the gauntlet!
- The gauntlet?
The gauntlet!
Now, hold that thought.
Huh?
What gives?
Uh, hello? Hello, Pei-Pei?
Pei-Pei, you out there? Uh...
The door seems to be stuck.
I gotta get out there and save the day.
- Yes, yes, you're very hungry.
- Pei-Pei!
- I get it. It'll be ready soon.
- I'll kick it open.
Stand firm.
No one can beat our defenses.
Give up now.
You're not getting the gauntlet.
Not what we planned.
Let me at 'em!
I will take 'em all down, I will!
I'll cook 'em up on a spit
till they spitter sputter spit!
Veruca!
Right.
Ready.
The Dragon Master is here!
Oh no. Whoa!
Hold it.
Huh?
- He's got the gauntlet.
- Oh no!
Everyone, get back.
Pity there's no time for that,
you little weasels.
We're weasels.
Right.
The Dragon Master is here!
Look! The Dragon Master.
He'll save our village.
We love you!
Whoa!
Good news. I saved the...
...gauntlet.
- Nice work, Pandy.
- Hey! Whoa. Give me that.
What? You gotta be kidding me.
There's one more of 'em.
I got this.
Hold up. Stop. Stop!
Seriously, stop, you guys.
I'm, like...
It's been a while.
Oh, your buddies leaving without you, huh?
Mm, okay. A little challenging.
Huh?
Oh, ow.
No!
Oh no you don't!
Whoa!
- Gotcha!
- What? How did he catch up?
Aerodynamics, baby!
Yes!
Surrender the gauntlet, panda,
before I set Veruca loose on you.
I'll tear him into little pieces.
Little tweety birds.
- Veruca!
- Right.
The gauntlet!
Give me that gauntlet.
Whoa!
Do pandas swim?
Of course, pandas can...
Here's an idea,
my little pandy-wandy friend.
Let us give you a hand.
Oh, that'd be swell.
Just not with that hand.
Farewell, fuzzy friend.
Hey. Let the Dragon Master
give you a hand with that.
No thanks, panda.
Hey, I can, I can help you with that.
We don't need any more of your help.
I'm the Dragon Master.
I was just trying to...
Destroy our village?
You're a master at that.
And the WuGao Gauntlet is gone.
Because of you.
That was our thing!
Just leave it.
- Maybe you want to...
- Have a little snack? Yeah, good idea.
- Let everybody calm down.
- Leave.
- Leave?
- Leave.
- Leave.
- Leave.
"Leave" leave?
Look around you.
You're not the Dragon Master anymore.
Okay. Well, I guess I'll just, uh...
Leave.
Oh.
Hm?
Oh, Po!
Quick, come on in. My poor boy.
Thanks.
- I could really use a...
- A hug?
Yeah, and a bowl of noodles.
Got that too.
Po, everyone's talking.
Oh, things are crazy. The news, the news!
That I accidentally,
not my fault, destroyed a village,
and lost an all-powerful sacred
and historical object, not my fault,
that three bad guys got away with,
kinda-my-fault-but-a-little-not-my-fault?
Uh-huh. And I'm afraid the Emperor...
The Emperor has taken away
your title of Dragon Master.
No!
And, maybe worse,
the dumpling shop returned this box
of Dragon Master Happy Lunch toys.
No!
Uh, Po...
A-Are you expecting company?
It's that bear!
That's one of the bandits
that stole the WuGao Gauntlet.
Why are they coming here?
What do I do? I gotta do something!
You got a lot of nerve
and whatnot, coming here.
Whoa.
That's a lot of whatnot.
Let's do this. Ha!
Ow!
You stay away from my Po.
Whoa!
Okay, okay, you win.
Don't kill me.
I haven't written a will or anything,
and I'd hate to have
my action figure collection
go to the wrong person.
I'm not here to kill you.
You're a girl?
I'm a knight.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I...
Different spelling, I guess. "Knight."
I'm looking for the Dragon Master.
I was told he lives in that house.
Yeah, not sure
the Dragon Master still exists,
but, uh, a couple of days ago,
that would be me.
You? You're the Dragon Master?
The very idiot
that leveled that village.
I was just there
to eat Pei-Pei's fat gobs.
And you let Klaus and Veruca
get away with the gauntlet.
So I've heard. I thought you'd be
all happy your friends got away.
They are not friends.
I'm chasing them. I'm trying to stop them.
What?
My name is Luthera of Landreth,
the Wandering Blade,
Daughter of the Saxon Guard,
Knight of England.
And you?
I'm Po.
That's about all I got right now.
Title pending, so...
By order of the Queen,
I am in pursuit
of Klaus and Veruca DuMont.
Highly dangerous criminals.
They escaped London,
and are in China to locate
the very weapon you let them take.
Accidentally.
Making them extremely powerful.
It could lead to a devastating result
for England, China, and the world.
They must be stopped.
Whoa, this sounds insanely cool. I'm in.
In what?
In this, with you. I'll come with you.
I'd rather slice your guts out,
use them to string a violin,
and play it at your funeral.
Okay, little harsh. Uh...
You got insult game, I'll give you that,
leather-shoulder-pad girl.
Knight.
Knight. But seriously,
I'd be awesome help.
Me, possibly former Dragon Master,
helping a knight from England
track down and capture super bad guys?
And returning the gauntlet would be
a perfect way for me to save face,
earn trust, and regain my title.
Uh, yeah, uh, help England.
Whatever that is.
I'll admit, I haven't made it
to a foreign land yet.
Just between us, I get a little seasick.
Once, I threw up just looking at a cork
in a birdbath. True story. So, yeah?
I work alone.
Cool. Me too.
We can work alone together.
I can help you. I'm the last person
who saw Kevin and Valerie.
Klaus and Veruca.
I know which way they headed
and how to get there.
And I have this.
The WuGao Gauntlet...
thumb.
Let me see that.
Me got something you wants.
Me got. You want.
I'll just be keeping this in a safe place.
In... a... safe... place.
Come on now!
That safe place being my thumb.
Look, I left 'em at the Kai Yu River Pass.
Take me, and I'll show you.
I'd rather chop off your furry feet
and use them as earmuffs
while I sink you into a frozen lake.
These are all so complicated
and, uh, violent.
Okay, Wandering Blade. Keep on wandering.
'Cause that's what you'll be doing.
China's a pretty big place.
Most of it, anyway. Toodles.
Hold on.
Yes?
I'll make camp by the elm tree.
I leave in the morning.
Woohoo! Yes!
Ah...
♪ Going on an adventure
Gonna catch me some bad guys ♪
♪ Gonna get my title back
And earn me some trust ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm sort of still
The Dragon Master ♪
Is it morning?
No.
Is it morning?
No.
Is it morning? Yes!
See ya, Dad.
Gonna save China and stuff,
and restore my reputation.
Okay, son. Have fun!
Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no! She's gone!
Luther of Lingo,
the Daughter of Wangland,
something something, is gone!
No!
What's wrong, Po?
I lost something!
And I'm gonna go find it.
Once again, hear tell of Po,
the Dragon Master!
Revered in all of China
for his bodacious skills.
So self-confident
he uses words like "bodacious"
long after they've gone out of fashion.
He has defeated the most dangerous
and cunning enemies of China.
He has risen to great levels
of achievement and fame.
He even has his own Happy Lunch toy,
and is loved by the Emperor himself.
And on top of all that,
he has won Employee of the Month
at his dad's noodle shop
seven years in a row.
- Oh, no. Except that one time...
- But it wasn't his fault.
And now, with the land at peace,
and inactivity making him
slightly flabby and easily winded,
he has accepted
the challenge of a lifelong dream.
A food tour of China!
Oh, you deserve it, Po.
Now, go out there, enjoy your fans,
and realize that the best food in China...
is made by me.
Where are you going first?
Pei-Pei's House of Fat Gobs
in Wankun village,
home of the WuGao Gauntlet.
That thing's insanely powerful.
I can't wait to check it out.
- Ah!
- Yay!
- Dragon Master!
- Hey.
Hey!
Mm!
Hey, it's the Dragon Master.
Look, it's Po.
Oh, hey!
Wow.
Hey.
Will you sign my parchment?
Bye. See you later.
Ah, I can smell those fat gobs already.
The wait's almost over, buddy.
Oh, man.
The WuGao Gauntlet!
So cool.
Oh! But first,
Pei-Pei's House of Fat Gobs.
- There he is.
- The Dragon Master.
Oh! Dragon Master!
Uh, hey guys, yes.
It's me. Love you, too. Gotta keep moving.
Mr. Dragon Master,
can I have an autograph?
Kiss the baby!
K-Kiss the baby.
No kissing. Nice to see you.
- I named my child after you.
- I wish I could stay.
- Let me get closer.
- I gotta keep it moving.
Can you sign my nunchucks?
Hey, hey, hey, okay. Watch the fur!
- Me, me, me!
- Y'all have no boundaries.
Okay.
Little space here. Guys.
- Okay, no touchy.
- I love you, bye. Whoa!
Oh no, let me in!
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Please.
- But the crowd!
- I know.
- I fear for the safety of my restaurant.
Please? So hungry.
Do you have a private dining room?
Okay, okay.
- Me too!
- Sign this for me!
- You can eat in here.
- No, I don't think I wanna... Whoa!
Wait, in the closet? Really?
Hm. I'll fetch you a fat gob.
I'm all alone in here.
Alright, I know, I know. I'm hungry too.
Oh hello, Radish.
Hm?
Huh?
Stop them.
- Stop them! Somebody stop them.
- Not the gauntlet!
And even though
everyone's always asking,
"Where's the Dragon Master?"
no one asks, "How's the Dragon Master?"
Huh. I never thought of it that way.
That's what I like about you, Radish.
You just get me.
- They're heading for the gauntlet!
- The gauntlet?
The gauntlet!
Now, hold that thought.
Huh?
What gives?
Uh, hello? Hello, Pei-Pei?
Pei-Pei, you out there? Uh...
The door seems to be stuck.
I gotta get out there and save the day.
- Yes, yes, you're very hungry.
- Pei-Pei!
- I get it. It'll be ready soon.
- I'll kick it open.
Stand firm.
No one can beat our defenses.
Give up now.
You're not getting the gauntlet.
Not what we planned.
Let me at 'em!
I will take 'em all down, I will!
I'll cook 'em up on a spit
till they spitter sputter spit!
Veruca!
Right.
Ready.
The Dragon Master is here!
Oh no. Whoa!
Hold it.
Huh?
- He's got the gauntlet.
- Oh no!
Everyone, get back.
Pity there's no time for that,
you little weasels.
We're weasels.
Right.
The Dragon Master is here!
Look! The Dragon Master.
He'll save our village.
We love you!
Whoa!
Good news. I saved the...
...gauntlet.
- Nice work, Pandy.
- Hey! Whoa. Give me that.
What? You gotta be kidding me.
There's one more of 'em.
I got this.
Hold up. Stop. Stop!
Seriously, stop, you guys.
I'm, like...
It's been a while.
Oh, your buddies leaving without you, huh?
Mm, okay. A little challenging.
Huh?
Oh, ow.
No!
Oh no you don't!
Whoa!
- Gotcha!
- What? How did he catch up?
Aerodynamics, baby!
Yes!
Surrender the gauntlet, panda,
before I set Veruca loose on you.
I'll tear him into little pieces.
Little tweety birds.
- Veruca!
- Right.
The gauntlet!
Give me that gauntlet.
Whoa!
Do pandas swim?
Of course, pandas can...
Here's an idea,
my little pandy-wandy friend.
Let us give you a hand.
Oh, that'd be swell.
Just not with that hand.
Farewell, fuzzy friend.
Hey. Let the Dragon Master
give you a hand with that.
No thanks, panda.
Hey, I can, I can help you with that.
We don't need any more of your help.
I'm the Dragon Master.
I was just trying to...
Destroy our village?
You're a master at that.
And the WuGao Gauntlet is gone.
Because of you.
That was our thing!
Just leave it.
- Maybe you want to...
- Have a little snack? Yeah, good idea.
- Let everybody calm down.
- Leave.
- Leave?
- Leave.
- Leave.
- Leave.
"Leave" leave?
Look around you.
You're not the Dragon Master anymore.
Okay. Well, I guess I'll just, uh...
Leave.
Oh.
Hm?
Oh, Po!
Quick, come on in. My poor boy.
Thanks.
- I could really use a...
- A hug?
Yeah, and a bowl of noodles.
Got that too.
Po, everyone's talking.
Oh, things are crazy. The news, the news!
That I accidentally,
not my fault, destroyed a village,
and lost an all-powerful sacred
and historical object, not my fault,
that three bad guys got away with,
kinda-my-fault-but-a-little-not-my-fault?
Uh-huh. And I'm afraid the Emperor...
The Emperor has taken away
your title of Dragon Master.
No!
And, maybe worse,
the dumpling shop returned this box
of Dragon Master Happy Lunch toys.
No!
Uh, Po...
A-Are you expecting company?
It's that bear!
That's one of the bandits
that stole the WuGao Gauntlet.
Why are they coming here?
What do I do? I gotta do something!
You got a lot of nerve
and whatnot, coming here.
Whoa.
That's a lot of whatnot.
Let's do this. Ha!
Ow!
You stay away from my Po.
Whoa!
Okay, okay, you win.
Don't kill me.
I haven't written a will or anything,
and I'd hate to have
my action figure collection
go to the wrong person.
I'm not here to kill you.
You're a girl?
I'm a knight.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I...
Different spelling, I guess. "Knight."
I'm looking for the Dragon Master.
I was told he lives in that house.
Yeah, not sure
the Dragon Master still exists,
but, uh, a couple of days ago,
that would be me.
You? You're the Dragon Master?
The very idiot
that leveled that village.
I was just there
to eat Pei-Pei's fat gobs.
And you let Klaus and Veruca
get away with the gauntlet.
So I've heard. I thought you'd be
all happy your friends got away.
They are not friends.
I'm chasing them. I'm trying to stop them.
What?
My name is Luthera of Landreth,
the Wandering Blade,
Daughter of the Saxon Guard,
Knight of England.
And you?
I'm Po.
That's about all I got right now.
Title pending, so...
By order of the Queen,
I am in pursuit
of Klaus and Veruca DuMont.
Highly dangerous criminals.
They escaped London,
and are in China to locate
the very weapon you let them take.
Accidentally.
Making them extremely powerful.
It could lead to a devastating result
for England, China, and the world.
They must be stopped.
Whoa, this sounds insanely cool. I'm in.
In what?
In this, with you. I'll come with you.
I'd rather slice your guts out,
use them to string a violin,
and play it at your funeral.
Okay, little harsh. Uh...
You got insult game, I'll give you that,
leather-shoulder-pad girl.
Knight.
Knight. But seriously,
I'd be awesome help.
Me, possibly former Dragon Master,
helping a knight from England
track down and capture super bad guys?
And returning the gauntlet would be
a perfect way for me to save face,
earn trust, and regain my title.
Uh, yeah, uh, help England.
Whatever that is.
I'll admit, I haven't made it
to a foreign land yet.
Just between us, I get a little seasick.
Once, I threw up just looking at a cork
in a birdbath. True story. So, yeah?
I work alone.
Cool. Me too.
We can work alone together.
I can help you. I'm the last person
who saw Kevin and Valerie.
Klaus and Veruca.
I know which way they headed
and how to get there.
And I have this.
The WuGao Gauntlet...
thumb.
Let me see that.
Me got something you wants.
Me got. You want.
I'll just be keeping this in a safe place.
In... a... safe... place.
Come on now!
That safe place being my thumb.
Look, I left 'em at the Kai Yu River Pass.
Take me, and I'll show you.
I'd rather chop off your furry feet
and use them as earmuffs
while I sink you into a frozen lake.
These are all so complicated
and, uh, violent.
Okay, Wandering Blade. Keep on wandering.
'Cause that's what you'll be doing.
China's a pretty big place.
Most of it, anyway. Toodles.
Hold on.
Yes?
I'll make camp by the elm tree.
I leave in the morning.
Woohoo! Yes!
Ah...
♪ Going on an adventure
Gonna catch me some bad guys ♪
♪ Gonna get my title back
And earn me some trust ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm sort of still
The Dragon Master ♪
Is it morning?
No.
Is it morning?
No.
Is it morning? Yes!
See ya, Dad.
Gonna save China and stuff,
and restore my reputation.
Okay, son. Have fun!
Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no! She's gone!
Luther of Lingo,
the Daughter of Wangland,
something something, is gone!
No!
What's wrong, Po?
I lost something!
And I'm gonna go find it.